Ah, the importance of commas. What they said: "There is no going back once you enter, my brother." What was written: "There is no going back once you enter my brother."
I genuinely really want to play this. Its so cool and i love them both so much. At least they have played a game now that nobody on youtube has ever played. I love how Dan literally knows every song and knows the exact game its from. I fucking love them both.
How most people explain it: They have the same hair colour because they are related How Phil explains it: They are related because they have the same hair colour 😂😂😂
When they said "Fifty?!" all I could think of was the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone when McGonagall took fifty points from everyone. "Fifty?!" "Each."
..remember the time when phil was doing a broadcast on younow and tried to hide from the camera by saying he was fixing the tv when he was moving the plushies
IM FREAKING SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT IF PHIL WANTED TO MAKES THE MARK OF OXIN 2 THE PHANDOM COULD LEGIT COMPOSE MUSIC TOGETHER, MAKE THE ART FOR IT, AND CONTRIBUTE OUR VOICES HAPPILY
Alex In Wonderland in his live show everyone was helping him decide which clothes to donate to charity and which to keep so everyone decided he should keep the hoodie!
Phil really should, i think he's really good at developing that game. I played around with game maker and game salad when i was 13 14 years old and ive built upon that. and now, 20 years old, im at my final year at uni using the unreal engine and the autodesk suite in order to develop characters, objects, weapons and turn them in unreal games. Phil should definitely explore more of his skill. Would love to see what he can do with that kind of software
Mirjam de Vries I have a list of all the ones I can recall, not counting rereading, nonfiction, and fanfiction (I only read T or lower.) So yes your comment is very appropriate for some of us XD.
Mariana Mauricio (maybe this makes you feel better lol) *19 YEAR OLD ME JUST SLEPT 15 HOURS AND WATCHES NOW THIS VIDEO INSTEAD OF WRITING THE ESSAY DUE IN 3 HOURS*
Santhie Jumpin the story was a bit out there, the writing is kind of iffy, and you can have threesomes in heaven, but other than than 8/10 too much maze
"This is all expensive as HELL" says Dan while exploring HEAVEN.
True
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Ah, the importance of commas.
What they said:
"There is no going back once you enter, my brother."
What was written:
"There is no going back once you enter my brother."
WritetheWrongs what, never seen an all consuming brother befofe?
WritetheWrongs *CHOKES*
WritetheWrongs
My dearest Angelica,
My dearest, Angelica
WritetheWrongs wow my sister is hamiltrash
Paranoid Penguin was that a freaking hamilton reference
dan's completely unleashing his phil trash #1
pamoonblackbird exactly what i was thinking😂
softiejace So true!!!!!!!!
he just cant hide it anymore
"Getting wasted in heaven"
"This place is lit"
Blurryphace Craft baby "threesome with an angel"
if phil were to make another one I bet the fandom would compose music and make art and give their voices for the characters
Sierra Snodgrass I'm more than willing to donate my art
Sierra is weird I can't draw for crap but I would definitely compose
I can’t draw or compose but I can act
Sierra is weird I am so remaking this for RPG Maker FES. (The one for the 3ds)
I would gladly draw for Phil, honestly.
phil can remember what he did 16 years ago and i can't remember what i did an hour ago
Viki Nikki i relate to this too much
Evemusic lmao
Viki Nikki SAME
Viki Nikki My life in a sentence
Panic! At The Disco with the Crybabies HAAHAH YES
Dan is so proud of Phil, and all the compliments AHHHH it's adorable and making my heart happy
EXACTLY
.
"Take a sip every time Phil makes a typo" y'all I'm bout to be hydrated
Shreya Nirukurti same
y'all gonna drown
Shreya Nirukurti bring Niagara falls!
I ran out of water........
I CHOKED WHEN THEY HAD THE THREESOME PHIL WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
Baekhyun made my Wee-wee tickle LMAO SAME
Baekhyun made my Wee-wee tickle I choked on my Gatorade skksksksksk
I READ IT AS SOON AS IT HAPPENED IM LAUSHJFIDNFN
ALSO UR NAME SJAHHAHA
Saying this before people have seen that part takes it w a y out of context
I genuinely really want to play this. Its so cool and i love them both so much. At least they have played a game now that nobody on youtube has ever played. I love how Dan literally knows every song and knows the exact game its from. I fucking love them both.
ImInLoveWithDanHowell same
Your username used to be ImInLoveWithDanHowell I’m crying
I love the way Dan said "who the fuck is Jake?!"
I love how fourteen year old phil out of all the things and people in the world he interprets god as a cow
Lucie Byrne holy cow.
Lucie Byrne holy cow it's a holy cow!!
Lucie Byrne that's Phil for ya!
Lucie Byrne Phil's a special bean
The acronym of Mark of Oxin is MOO.
Illuminati confirmed
St Peter: "Welcome to Heaven, do not skate."
Me: "People obviously took "Heaven is a Halfpipe" way too seriously then."
That was my immediate thought, every time I see "do not skate."
I'm actually really interested to see who Ryan really is.
14 year old Phil made a genuinely intriguing plot lol
Ryan Ross
A cute guy with a dog pushed the protagonist into lava?
The plot thickens!
I'm gonna scream if it's actually Ryan Ross
Can we just appreciate how creative 14 year old phil's mind is
Can we just appreciate Phil period
21crybabiesphanickingatthedisco oA
"I need to save Emily and YOU ARE A COW"
"There is no return once you enter my brother" COMMA COMMA COMMA OH DEAR GOD COMMAS
literally what I was thinking hahahhahha
grammAR EXISTS FOR A REASON
Tiger Queen I thought Hell was supposed to be his brother tbh
Tiger Queen SAME
That's exactly what I was thinking, my lord
*A-MAZE-ING PHIL*
THE PUNS ARE REAL
"This is clearly a story with an immense, emotional... story"
- Dan Howell 2K17
VL (YBlvr) BAMBOOZELING FUTURE
ARMY AYYY
The army is everywhere, I love our boys.
ARMYYYY
How most people explain it: They have the same hair colour because they are related
How Phil explains it: They are related because they have the same hair colour
😂😂😂
English language degree people
at least dan and phil can finally say they've made a gameplay video of a game that no one on youtube has ever played :)
echo damn
echo true
LOL
echo eyyyy
wow calm down there buddy this isn't the roast me challenge
Dan: "Is that lava?"
Phil: "yes"
Dan: "I thought it was carpet!"
Phil: "Outside?"
Dan: "I thought it was fancy c- I don't know"
Lmao
yes i watched the video too
Shiny Ampharos // ahhh, another sarcastic little shit on the internet....
Alexis Alvarez I read this as they said it XD
*PETITION FOR PHIL TO MAKE THE MARK OF OXIN 2* (With Dan possibly? They could make the *best* game ever!)
Nerdy Bean 23 signed
yes
*signs*
*Signed*
Nerdy Bean 23 *sign*
signed
Bro it’s 2023 the gaming channel is resurrected, I think it’s time Phil made part two
I love when they play computer games because I love the sound of Dan's keyboard. jfc it's so relaxing
omfl same
YES
universalgranny RIGHT
i have that keyboard
universalgranny actually same oml
dan: we got holy
me: THE POWER OF COW COMPELS YOU
marinara sauce I just snorted and hurt myself laughing so hard after reading this lol wtf
I can't breath, HALP MEH
dan can never be holy
Dan is Ryan oh ma gosh
Moo
It's almost April 1st, our DanandPhilCrafts video will soon be out and we will take over the TH-cam comment section once again
phangrill
I AM READY
phangrill oh god rip
phangrill I'm actually not ready for this I'm so hype
phangrill I'm ready to ruin people's life's
phangrill OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!! IM SO EXCITED
just gonna say that the phandom would legitimately make The Mark of Oxin 2.... probably already has at this point tbh
The fact that dan knew every single song that was being played.... bless
Jessica awwwwwwwweee they're meant to beeeeeeeeee
I love how this 30 year old man remembers the secrets of a game he made SIXTEEN YEARS AGO
Riley Elizabeth oh God time flies
if he's 22 then dan's 17
Does anyone remember that girl that has to translate dan's videos to Italian for her sister? Im praying for her if she has to on this video
o jesus. poor her...
lmao good luck to her....
AlbanyTrash yeah,lol
LMFAOOOOOOOOO REST IN PEACE ITALIAN GIRL BAHAHAHAHA
AlbanyTrash Right
This is how Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 got their storyline
When they said "Fifty?!" all I could think of was the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone when McGonagall took fifty points from everyone.
"Fifty?!"
"Each."
amazinggianaisnotonfire _ DUDE ME TOO
amazinggianaisnotonfire _ lmao
same
Dan and Phil Vlog where they go through a corn maze Together to fulfil Phil's Dreams!!!!!!!!!!
Spyros yes
fulPHIL
sorry ill go home....
Please
+
This is the comment I was looking for
Can we talk about dans eyes in the thumbnail tho..
I'm genuinly impressed by Phil's creativity! This game was amazing, good job 14-year-old Phil!
Leonie Balboa especially the threesome
Killer Duckie Lmao
"You have to escape from...
*_ryAN_* "
Said Brendon Urie every day for the past 8 years
your mum
Lmao 😂
😂😂😂
your mum amazing
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT
your mum IM FUCKING DYING
dan-"I can play this song, not that it's hard."
me-"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN, DANIEL JAMES!"
Wouldn't it be cool if the mark of oxin 2 would be an actual game... But all the characters would be voiced by Dan and Phil
Niki Grum THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING
YOU just literally put my dreams into a few words THANK YOU
Niki Grum
This NEEDS to happen.
That would need to happen
Niki Grum YES
Can we just apprechiate that the Dan and Phil plushies in the background are holding hands? It is soo cute and adorable.
Magical Eevee I appreciate
I saw and I almost cried
same💚
The question I keep asking is which one of them put them there🤔
..remember the time when phil was doing a broadcast on younow and tried to hide from the camera by saying he was fixing the tv when he was moving the plushies
GUYS I CANT JOKE ABOUT THEM NOT UPLOADING IF THEY'RE UPLOADING ALMOST EVERY DAY
The dilemma.
Blurryphace Craft baby ME
Blurryphace Craft baby Your name is fabulous😂👌🏾
Blurryphace Craft baby SHHHHHHHH they may not have noticed yet...
AW DAMN IT
was it intended as "enter my brother" or "enter, my brother"?
ella yates I kind want to say "Enter, my brother." But "Enter my brother" is so fucking funny! 😂😂😂
ella yates "book my sister" - jasmine masters
ella yates tricky
Layla Yates ayy lmao that's cool
I feel as though there is gonna a new fandom just for The Mark Of Oxin
yeah it's called the phandom
Just wait for the shipping wars
Haha, who is Alex's soulmate - Emily or Jake?
Bex or maybe.... RYAN!!! (epic music in the backround) 😂
can we talk about how great this game is , considering it was made by a teenager?? well done Phil from the past!
Gabriela Pastafrola imagine what he could do now
Petition to get this developed into a modern, cool looking RPG
Officially starting the Mark of Oxin fandom who's joining
B Barrett I'll join!!
Sign meh up!
B Barrett ALEX X JAKE
B Barrett ME!!!
B Barrett ME!!!!!!1
PHIL 👏 DID 👏 THAT 👏 IM 👏 SO 👏 PROUD 👏 OF 👏 MY 👏 SON
Sabrina Blair wait how is he ur son when we all call him dad?
*le gasp*
(referring to u)
Grandparent?!
Konnoris notokay oh my god
i love how happy phil is that dan was impressed with his game, it's adorable💞
"i have friends in high places" what about holy spaces?
altocumulus you remind me of a few of my famous friends
X_Levi_Heichou_X well, that all depends what you qualify as friends
im yelling
ayeee
IM YODELING
Phil: Game developer at 14
Dan: Can identify almost every soundtrack in the game
Me: Alcoholic
Staying true to your username there
Fuck this is me af
Fuck so relatable
same
if this isnt me
I sign me the fuck up for The Mark of Oxin 2 lets do this shit
Alexandra Moncada I hope they add more threesomes
PLEEEAAASE
yes
Alexandra Moncada SAME
Yeah
"Enter my brother" this is why we need commas!
Lmao
Oo er
Dan's piano tunes should be used for Mark of Oxin part 2
the donutstrikesagain yas
IM FREAKING SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT IF PHIL WANTED TO MAKES THE MARK OF OXIN 2 THE PHANDOM COULD LEGIT COMPOSE MUSIC TOGETHER, MAKE THE ART FOR IT, AND CONTRIBUTE OUR VOICES HAPPILY
*make
Shauna Nichloe that's actually such a good idea tho
I wanna be a voice actor!! XD
Shauna Nichloe yeah... PHIL TAKE US UP ON THE OFFER MAN. Please?
Let's start a gofundme!
You should both make a second one together! It's time!!
We must spam them. They MUST!
kingplayer14 THEY MUST
THEY MUST!
its Phils gamee
pleaaassseeee
DAN: "We need voice actors"
PHANDOM: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
I hope Dan takes Phil to a corn maze or mirror maze. Some kind of maze now knowing that he's never been to one. How cute would that be?
Oh Jenni There is a video on Phil's second channel of him in a corn maze from years ago. Or at least there was I think it's still up
Oh Jenni y e s
Oh Jenni i sense a fanfic
there is one its on LessAmazingPhil and its called space maze
*dan listens to girl on piano*
"i can play this song"
VIDEO OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
my name is [ dan ]
1. i love your username
2. YES
my name is [ dan ] AND IMAGINE HIM PLAYING AND MUMBLING THE SOG
my name is [ dan ] LMAO
WHERE DO I SIGN
my name is [ dan ] SAME
"There is a GEM"
Dan: Amethyst
Me: Same
Same.
ოøøռ TM that part came up as I read your comment
YEA
i still love "alex potion uses"
Reasons why my life is amazing rn:
DanandPhilGAMES upload schedule
DanandPhilCRAFTS this week
Attack on Titan s2 this week
It's Me Tamara CRAFTING ITS THIS WEEK HOLY SHET
It's Me Tamara
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT AOT S2 AND DANANDPHILCRAFTS
It's Me Tamara Jesus Christ I frickin forgot about season 2 and The Craft video. I have a reason to live now!
It's Me Tamara ATOT SEASON TWO??? *SPLUTTERING*
It's Me Tamara DANANDPHILCRAFTS I FORGOT YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYAY
and to think phil would have given away that blue hoodie if it weren't for us
Sophia x what why?
Sophia x sorry I'm just behind on everything 😂😂
Alex In Wonderland it was in a live show and Phil was asking which clothes he should get rid of
Alex In Wonderland in his live show everyone was helping him decide which clothes to donate to charity and which to keep so everyone decided he should keep the hoodie!
Sophia x tru tru :3
I AM NOT USED TO SO MUCH UPLOADING
BUT I LOVE IT THO
Blue Baby I know I checked my notifications and I was shook. I'm so happy!
holy is just "i have the power of god and anime on my side"
Moo
This is crazy. Dan and phil uploads 2 days in a row and it's not even a holiday
We are blessed by the Cow/Cat God
It was my birthday 😍
game theory needs to analyze this for the first of April
Milica Stepanović YES
When you realize DanandPhilCrafts is supposed to be uploading a video in 5 days
Arelia Snow omg I can't wait
Arelia Snow IKR
LET THE MEMES BEGIN...
My birthday is April 2nd and I'm more excited for that than my birthday tbh
meagan church mine is March 30 and same tbh
can phandom start a mark of oxin wiki? please?
"Jesus" says Dan, whilst exploring HELL
Haley Heenan "all this shit is expensive as HELL" dan says as buying weapons from HEAVEN
Hey, random comment reader: You won a combat!
Quin potion uses!
Faith casts Dark Strike
MarkThePage Yes! Now time for an angel threesome
MarkThePage
No i didn't
MarkThePage Tassss
alex is already on akinator
send help
omg really?!
Suzy Miller so is Emily the phandom has ruined Akinator
Ashleigh J or make it47389485749393826 times better
Suzy Miller FFS HAHAHAHHA
Suzy Miller OH MY SWEET JESUS
NOW THAT THE CHANNEL'S BACK I NEED MORE OF THE MARK OF OXIN PHIL PLEASE
Phil Lester, defender of bisexuality since 1987
CeramicBoy575 HAHAH that was so great I loved it!!!!
um ok Phil is 30
um ok if 30 is old then your mom is a bloody dinosaur
ohh you jus got roasted by *ELIZA PANCAKES*
Eliza Pancakes damn Eliza got roasts up her sleeves!!!!
TWO FORTY MINUTE VIDEOS IN TWO DAYS WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED
WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH AN EXUSE TO NOT TO DO OUR HOMEWORK. THANKS DAN AND PHIL!
LODisamazing Dan was proud of Phil and loved his little sunshines games 😊😏😉
LODisamazing AND IN A WEEK WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER VIDEO FOR US CRAFTYS!
LODisamazing EXACTLY WAHT I WAS THINKING THO I HAVENT FINISHED THE FIRST ON YET
LODisamazing
Phil you need to make The Mark of Oxin 2 you never introduced the character that could use that claw thing
Bring Kenzie The Games Jake had the claw. You're thinking of the knuckle thing.
Oh, you're right! My bad, ha ha.
It's fine. Very relatable. I need to voice a character in the next one! Life gals, am I right?
It would be a dream come true lmaooo
Maybe he should remake the game, that way we'd know who the knuckle person is
"If I die before I wake, at least in Heaven I can skate."
Phil's angel: "Do Not Skate." BITCH
me: "ok i should probably do my homework now"
dan and phil: *posts 80 minutes of content within 2 days*
me: "welp never mind"
Lexi Jade same
Lexi Jade Same but for me it's an exam tomorrow.
MEEEEE I literally stopped doing my project due tomorrow to watch these
Kylie Marshall same ive had a month to do this project. it's due tomorrow and i haven't even started lol
Kylie Marshall SAME I HAVE A HUGE PROJECT DUE TOMORROW AND I HAVENT STARTED IT CAUSE OF THIS
You two make life better 🙏🏼💖
Lij Gilmour they do😍
Lij Gilmour 💗💗💗
_Jack_Stesman 👏🏼
Lij Gilmour TRU SHIZZLE
Lij Gilmour TRU SHIZZLE
SOFT AND NEAT!
The apocalypse has started.
•BTS Laundry• I LOVE YOUR USERNAME
•BTS Laundry• i
•BTS Laundry• JIN MY OPPA
•BTS Laundry• ARMY pham
Yassss! ARMY-Phandom people are the bessttt! ❤️
There needs to be a sequel to this because it's really good.
Here's an idea- Take a shot of water to stay healthy and hydrated every time Dan says "bamboozeled"
Literally , he said it so much!
Audrey H. I'm gonna do this, I'll tell you how many sips I have to take
I love that idea
HOLY WATER
or hell water whatever tbh
how many sips?
awww.. i cant get over how Dan looked at Phil with much adoration and pride in his eyes 😍
and i think the game is pretty good! i think Phil should try to explore more of his skill :D
Lilian Roblox exactly xD
Phil really should, i think he's really good at developing that game. I played around with game maker and game salad when i was 13 14 years old and ive built upon that. and now, 20 years old, im at my final year at uni using the unreal engine and the autodesk suite in order to develop characters, objects, weapons and turn them in unreal games. Phil should definitely explore more of his skill. Would love to see what he can do with that kind of software
Peter Zabinec game salad?
Geka Maretta when???
Dan: "How many books does this girl read?"
me: *laughs in the distance*
Mirjam de Vries I have a list of all the ones I can recall, not counting rereading, nonfiction, and fanfiction (I only read T or lower.)
So yes your comment is very appropriate for some of us XD.
Mirjam de Vries same tho
I love it when an American Christmas song is playing as the main character is turning into Satan. It really sets the mood, good job Phil.
*12 YEAR OLD DAN MAKES A WEBSITE*
*14 YEAR OLD PHIL MAKES A GAME*
*17 YEAR OLD ME CAN BARELY OPEN A BOTTLE WITHOUT STRUGGLING*
Mariana Mauricio SAME OMG
same
Mariana Mauricio (maybe this makes you feel better lol) *19 YEAR OLD ME JUST SLEPT 15 HOURS AND WATCHES NOW THIS VIDEO INSTEAD OF WRITING THE ESSAY DUE IN 3 HOURS*
kinyr phoenix Good luck with that essay...
Mariana Mauricio SAMEEE
5 DAYS TILL DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS
BLESSED
YES IM A HUMAN ALARM CLOCK
21crybabiesphanickingatthedisco HYPED
21crybabiesphanickingatthedisco MANY THANK FREN
21crybabiesphanickingatthedisco HOLY FUCK I FORGET
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT THNKS... ok but wth is going to be a dan meme this year, first don't cry, craft and protip ... wow
they're going to see this comment and decide the prank this year is for there to be no prank
S O F T A N D N E A T
Take a shot everytime dan says "bamboozled"
Ok, but can we talk about how this was a genuinely good game?
Let's talk about that! (GMM opening song plays)
Santhie Jumpin the story was a bit out there, the writing is kind of iffy, and you can have threesomes in heaven, but other than than 8/10 too much maze
Lets start a petition for Phil to make The Mark of Oxin 2
Rebecca Lemmetti *raises hand*
Rebecca Lemmetti YASSS
YAAS
Rebecca Lemmetti SIGNED
He should film or live stream making it so we could help!!
Oh my gosh not just 14 year old phil but EVERY AGE PHIL HAS EVER BEEN is full of so much creativity and kindness and yes.
Nerdy Melody and yes describes Phil perfectly
Phil: oh nO you just had anOther thrEesOme!
Dan: nO
The best thing about you two playing this game is the constant display of impressive soundtrack knowledge tbh
Make the mark of oxin 2 plz 😫😫😭😖😥😰😢😵🤕🤒🤒
Isaacyugioh King It would be amazing.... and he should rerelease Mark Of Oxin so we can play it too! And the second one!
Yessssssss
They probably don’t have the time. They do have lives out of TH-cam ya know
is it just me or is this series super underrated
petition for phil to start working on mark of oxin 2 fr
If Dan and Phil wanted to give this a clickbait title they should have put: DAN AND PHIL HAVE A THREESOME
would have gained a lot more views imo
saffysaffyrocks i would watch that
saffysaffyrocks sadly the whole phandom would watch that......
we are so dirty minded...
urie on ice who wouldnt watch it? it's v unexpected. plus, if they had a creatively photoshopped thumbnail im sure it could go viral
saffysaffyrocks that would have got sooooo many views!
Phils' giggle when he tells Dan that he can go between the trees is the cutest thing ever!!!!!!! This has been too much for me! I love it!
phil will cure cancer one day
jessica da potato yesss. He is too smart and adorable!
anD THE TONGUE THING
I love how Dan was so proud of Phil all throughout the video same Dan same.
I CAN'T BREATHE!!! SOMEONE MAKE THE MARK OF OXIN 2 AND GET GAME THEORY TO DO A GAME THEORY ON THE SHIZZLE
This is more Gaijin Goomba's thing
Phil: **makes game at 14**
me: **watching two british men play games and vlog and stuff**
welp...
Crybaby Jimins twenty one bellion phantastic jams Your username 😂
lol MEeeeeee
Me: *plays piano horribly*