So I Played Tank Only Germany...

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ต.ค. 2024

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  • @12gark
    @12gark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Real Germany: not enough tanks, "home for Christmas", becomes a war of attrition, eventually loses
    Dankus Germany: who needs infantry, "home by Christmas", 350 factory on tanks, actually gets home mid August 41. Lol.

  • @DiscardPixel
    @DiscardPixel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Yeah okay Dankus, just cover the whole front line with tanks, why won't you 💀

    • @C.Ronaldo.7.9
      @C.Ronaldo.7.9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IM A FAN

    • @gnommed8947
      @gnommed8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      bro is in every video

    • @Pluton94
      @Pluton94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG DISCRADPXEIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!1

  • @chrisenvelope8985
    @chrisenvelope8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I bet Dankus is feeling like Thanos wearing his infinite gauntlet when playing Tank Germany =w=

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      got everything i need (has 1 tank)

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DankusMemecus "Dude that dudes cheating" (2 tanks in stock)

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DankusMemecus Dankus putting the Modern Tank (the only & last one missing) in his gauntlet be like.

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 ปีที่แล้ว

      How germany could have won ww2 lol

  • @CallumVloGamesCVG
    @CallumVloGamesCVG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Dankus trying not to do a tank build for 1 game challenge (fail)

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    They thought my Germany was weak ...

  • @poildelama2731
    @poildelama2731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The editor did a great job without facecam this is hilarious

  • @aliksanon6491
    @aliksanon6491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This is getting simpler and simpler,
    from tanks, air and infa to
    tanks and infa, tanks and air
    to tank,
    soon we are gonna see "I played tonk" where its just him playing warthunder and after that
    "tonk" where its just a 24 hour video of a king tiger driving

    • @FunkyOofMan
      @FunkyOofMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So him going on a one mile road trip in a king tiger

  • @Trein05
    @Trein05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Just finished binching most of Dankus' videos and now there is more POG

  • @s.a928
    @s.a928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    this just in, Dankus played TANK ONLY GERMANY! (definitely not what everyone does on Germany)

    • @AftermathRV
      @AftermathRV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      normal germans get a lot more infantry then dankus

  • @Sofia-rh7ji
    @Sofia-rh7ji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am incredibly impressed by Dijon's ability to have the random clips match the tone and tempo of Dankus' voice

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was watching an ISP video and as soon as I saw that you uploaded my mind changed the title of the video to "SO THEY SAID MY GERMANY WAS WEAK.." out of instinct

  • @raunoluur9926
    @raunoluur9926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Having my Navy get caught 4 times as the UK was a pain. I blame this loss on Bad lobby micro on my part :)

  • @improperamoger
    @improperamoger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Did they say that your germany was weak 🥺

  • @mostcertainahuman9944
    @mostcertainahuman9944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i think its really cool how with dlcs theres a bunch of features that get added but the historical tactics turns out to be the best
    Man the guns = Carrier primacy and submarines
    No step back = "good" enough tanks
    Waking the tiger = The power of infantry
    and maybe soon with by blood alone the power of multi role aircraft

  • @roznerf9442
    @roznerf9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dankus when u have voluenteers u don't have to ask for mil access u can just draw a fallback line on the port u want to go to

  • @Knockout1611
    @Knockout1611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dankus gonna covering every front in this video☠️

  • @Frank-im2ku
    @Frank-im2ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Italian here when i saw mr silvio at 02:19 i choked on the water i was drinking lol

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    defense also gives breakthrough apparently, so that might explain the defense guy on a tank france

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stauffenberg Tom Cruise discussing DAK officer corps decisions with Walter White, I love it

  • @RainedOnParade
    @RainedOnParade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Defensive stat ups the breakthrough stat when attacking might be why France did that.

  • @Racepiraat
    @Racepiraat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice editing on the meme camera

  • @VoviranTheGreat
    @VoviranTheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dankus Germany:Diagnosed with Skill Issue
    Dankus Germany after Clapping the French by going around the Rhine
    You've been cured from skill issue

  • @trudny13
    @trudny13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao, I love those 'cams'

  • @midwesterner563
    @midwesterner563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The infamous tank battleplan

  • @JTSnook
    @JTSnook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Sanna Marin clip was perfect

  • @sirarthurwesley3464
    @sirarthurwesley3464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i was one of sov coops that game, we literally insta died when main sov leaved for no reason

  • @roccolocco2768
    @roccolocco2768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When your germany coop is Stauffenberg. love the cams

  • @Drakrath
    @Drakrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why are there these gifs instead of country balls or just different font color?

  • @ZippyzzzReal
    @ZippyzzzReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    meme facecam dankus is peak dankus

  • @CMAzeriah
    @CMAzeriah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alternate history question here: *What if dankus was in charge of Germany in WW2*

  • @appleemperor3820
    @appleemperor3820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg dankus you reminded me of a game I had with the exact same strategy I swear the game ended in 1942 cuz of it first we dusted France then nailed Africa while almost sea lion uk (to bad our italy is entitled) and in 2 weeks of barb we evaporated USSR tanks honestly we had fun with the strategy we even did a lot of mistakes but still won by a lot ( biggest one was when Italy removed its navy when we did sea lion and uk just convoy raided our Ass lost 8 tanks and the whole sea lion but still won 🤣🤣🤣🔥👌🏻❤️👍🏻

  • @bombasbounce2782
    @bombasbounce2782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel it-2016 TH-cam is coming back

  • @adamc9834
    @adamc9834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Remember sovietski doing this with 100 light tank divs two years ago, that was the true build

  • @paulodecarvalho8965
    @paulodecarvalho8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why Bo doesn’t let Dankus play Fermany

  • @algorythmico
    @algorythmico 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The speaking edits are good dude

  • @pyrenees2695
    @pyrenees2695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:46 I didn't know Alex the Rambler and Penguinz0 had a child

  • @roznerf9442
    @roznerf9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eschm the famous tank printer

  • @et5861-l3l
    @et5861-l3l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    was dankus watching the boiz and twitch during the game or was that just weird editing?

  • @TimeLordAconitum
    @TimeLordAconitum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A Infantery only germany would be more interesting. We already know that Dankus can do Tanks...

  • @praph8933
    @praph8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isnt this like all your Germany games?

  • @twoswancsgo8853
    @twoswancsgo8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    W för Veronica Maggio i bakgrunden

  • @0xAdam_
    @0xAdam_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Homelander was funny at the beginning, but thats too much tbh.

  • @nono-lq1oh
    @nono-lq1oh ปีที่แล้ว

    2:45 “I guess ill go around it.”
    Why does everyone keep bullying the french like that?

  • @dasmin1111
    @dasmin1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this battleplan is true dankus micro

  • @user-pd6ev9gb7j
    @user-pd6ev9gb7j 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus on his way to misplace the end videos:

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus is really aggressive...
    It's kind of hot...

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me And The Bois Going Superior Firepower Because Arty Is Cool Looking At A Tank Only Front: *Shame*
    Me On My Way To Prove The 7-2 Is Still Meta Be Like:

  • @likeundfollowe1287
    @likeundfollowe1287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:03 hhhahaha « guys do u think i m toxic , and than the respond of italia hahah

  • @raymondoftoulouse3355
    @raymondoftoulouse3355 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro do we have to have those random gifs where Dankus’ cam would be. It’s a bit annoying when it randomly pops up

  • @williamjohansson1963
    @williamjohansson1963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Think the France player was doing defence since defence is litterally converted to breakthrough in attack.

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve Carrel needs to play Dankus in the biopic

  • @lilmontrz6117
    @lilmontrz6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got to prove how overkill Germany is. It's a dream come true

  • @toba1378
    @toba1378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dankus, did you get a haircut? looking very different.

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia ปีที่แล้ว

    u knew the moment dankus swapped to tyler1 webcam, shit bout to be real

  • @ItsAstie
    @ItsAstie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was playing the roblox hoi4 game (rise of nations) and i saw USA pulling up with millions of tanks completely obliterating and overrunning russia, it was the most glorious thing i've ever seen.

  • @alphaundpinsel2431
    @alphaundpinsel2431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this the gameplay for by blood alone or is that just a hud mod

  • @FishyFishaz
    @FishyFishaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They let him play Germany... Again!

  • @lukasm.9339
    @lukasm.9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus doing the Soviets dirty with 200k : 5 MILLION

  • @Spedyboi
    @Spedyboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus just uses more gun when he is bored

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what mod do they use? germany focus tree looks based.

  • @kacperkawecki1850
    @kacperkawecki1850 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great editting

  • @cragga9582
    @cragga9582 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats with the webcams bro 💀so outta pocket ong lol

  • @AnAlbanianDude
    @AnAlbanianDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you try to do this but you run out of oil, while the game lasted for more than 10 years ingame:

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gigachad Authoritarian Germany player

  • @incognitoluther7036
    @incognitoluther7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    TFW 20 days of oil right before WW2

  • @ulaniusmaximus
    @ulaniusmaximus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Which mods u use Dankus ?

  • @joegibson1566
    @joegibson1566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These webcams I can't pay attention to the game theyre so funny

  • @Mario-tj8nu
    @Mario-tj8nu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For as good as Dankus is I would hate being on his team lol

  • @thanatosexcelsior3711
    @thanatosexcelsior3711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They said my Tank Only Germany was weak....

  • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
    @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I somehow like the fake-facecams more than the actual Dankus facecam, lol.

  • @mrrobotv2936
    @mrrobotv2936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What modes are they using?

  • @FrankyFes
    @FrankyFes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you played tanks only? no way!!!!

  • @mwallrabenstein5215
    @mwallrabenstein5215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    08:00 "He cant naval invade"

  • @Fideli-imperatori
    @Fideli-imperatori 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    no idea whats happening in the game i was just looking at the "camera"

  • @MetoFulcurm
    @MetoFulcurm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tank go clank clank BOOM!!!

  • @MR_VONEL
    @MR_VONEL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what mod do they use

  • @frozenfeet4534
    @frozenfeet4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    so is air superiority or interception more important

  • @vule3522
    @vule3522 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love video and editing, but can someone tell me what is the mod for german focus tree

  • @HorseyNO
    @HorseyNO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooooo video on you getting capped as US when?

  • @KuuraHelmi
    @KuuraHelmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love the asmongold insert

  • @jxxl-_-6251
    @jxxl-_-6251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    whats the name for the mod that you got so much resourses and factories? i really want to know if someone knew it would me massiv

  • @thebigboss1824
    @thebigboss1824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When playing Germany tank is all you need

  • @grugamersriseup7299
    @grugamersriseup7299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let’s give dankus real tank for 100k

  • @mr3bdou18
    @mr3bdou18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my Germany isn't weak.

  • @James-qg5jm
    @James-qg5jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mod is this? Is this world ablaze?

  • @jacobdominguez7022
    @jacobdominguez7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could figure out what was going on but cool barb

  • @canadianaviator9992
    @canadianaviator9992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what mods is dankus using?

  • @walli6388
    @walli6388 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mod are they using?

  • @aimanmahmod5492
    @aimanmahmod5492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    please write what mods ur using for each video sir

  • @TheDaneViking
    @TheDaneViking ปีที่แล้ว

    What Mod are they using?

  • @alley4978
    @alley4978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked new editing.

  • @Vmac1394
    @Vmac1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How the hell did you not have massive fuel issues?

    • @alexschorr9551
      @alexschorr9551 ปีที่แล้ว

      Multiplayer means that the axis powers that have a lot of oil production (Romania) start lend-leasing Germany as much fuel as they can, as wel as Germany importing oil to convert to fuel. In multiplayer allied AI will hoard fuel to themselves and usually don’t bother trading, and if no one is buying your resources it is harder for you to buy someone else’s.

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the schizocam, made this feverdream behave like a feverdream

  • @thejapanexperience6317
    @thejapanexperience6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What Mod is this on guys? thanks

  • @georgepats1168
    @georgepats1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The facecam edit is nice but I prefer seeing dankus no homo tho

  • @lukasr.6906
    @lukasr.6906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What Mod is this?

  • @lieutenantwhiteghostgamer6700
    @lieutenantwhiteghostgamer6700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Editor Amazing editing he had to do more as dankus no funny face cam

  • @tony-te7gd
    @tony-te7gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my finland was weak

  • @Poenizz
    @Poenizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You didnt answer my "How are U so Chad🗿" Question

  • @markventura8620
    @markventura8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi dankus 2:13AM in Philippines and I just turned 18 today 💚💚