xQc Reacts to 'Satanic Temple Gathering' | Channel 5

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  • @Jayy1K.
    @Jayy1K. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    It’s confirmed. Country roads is the only thing that can unite Christian’s and Santanist.

    • @SmokestackRelics
      @SmokestackRelics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Hahaha i loved Dick Tingler!!!

    • @VergilSparda69
      @VergilSparda69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SmokestackRelics that name is funny as fuck

    • @clyde1229
      @clyde1229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell yeah brother KKonaW

    • @electricre1967
      @electricre1967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL, I will keep that in mind if the day ever comes

    • @Jayy1K.
      @Jayy1K. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SmokestackRelics lmao his parents are fucked up for that!

  • @LH0KY
    @LH0KY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    For the first 2 minutes I forgot it was a reaction video. When I remember I looked up and saw that XQC was also stunned locked.

    • @Frosted_Over
      @Frosted_Over 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I can’t believe people like this exist honestly both types of the people there(Satanist and Christians) were both fcking weird. Both types were on other sides of extremes, but I guess that makes sense considering the titles. But both were far from being normal human beings…

    • @mckinleyostvig7135
      @mckinleyostvig7135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Frosted_Over except Dick Tingler, he seems like a cool dude

    • @youtubedoesntletmehaveagoo8673
      @youtubedoesntletmehaveagoo8673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@Frosted_Over I don't think it's fair to say both were on the extremes on the context of the video tho. The christians or whatever, they have many names, were certainly a loud minority, pushing their beliefs onto those around them. The satanists tho, were just having a closed reunion to share their culture and meant no harm to those around them, most of them were even willing to have conversation, unfortunatelly the opposing party didn't come for conversation, they came with their preconceived notion and would very hardly stray from it.
      And yeah Dick Tingler gives good vibes.

    • @jayhosh8126
      @jayhosh8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I don't know how to think for myself, I forgot how to do that again, the streamer I watch reminded me how to think and act thank God"

  • @nategomes1719
    @nategomes1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Felix was legit stun locked. People rebel when they get let down. In one way or another.

    • @zzzzillah1185
      @zzzzillah1185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      More like he didn't want to say anything

    • @dendi9883
      @dendi9883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      say anything=canceled LULW

    • @ripted
      @ripted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Let out a single word = Career gone

    • @paulogaspar8295
      @paulogaspar8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Doesn't matter, it's still fanatism. They are literally doing the same they criticise the church for doing, makes no sence.

    • @shinjite06
      @shinjite06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure not stunlocked just, um... stunned.

  • @Frosted_Over
    @Frosted_Over 2 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    I live in America and have never seen anybody like this, but channel five finds them like they’re just a typical person you’ll find walking down the street. It can be really eye opening to never see this shit in real life then you just see this video of people in another part of your country and it’s just treated as normal…
    Clueless -> Aware

    • @lerorz8517
      @lerorz8517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah it amazing how people un actually unaware how much he hides abouts the things he is clearly biased for

    • @keyzzz9798
      @keyzzz9798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      America is not small there are plenty of different personalities and weirdos there

    • @simonditomasso9868
      @simonditomasso9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So most christans in America are pro choice?

    • @astroenvious6681
      @astroenvious6681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@keyzzz9798 EU Thinks it’s just LA NYC and the south

    • @BacenticFlam
      @BacenticFlam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@lerorz8517 Well, he's a news guy. He's not gonna interview the average joe on the street, he's gonna want to talk to the people who have "interesting" personalities so the video isn't boring to viewers.

  • @agav2345
    @agav2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Channel 5 Videos always remind me how realistic Postal really is as a game if you think about it all of those people might aswell be npc's in that game

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao!!! So true. We have truly become caricatures of ourselves in a lot of ways lol

    • @qrillionaire
      @qrillionaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Channel 5 videos reminds me how postal based their npcs off of Americans

    • @musicmane4146
      @musicmane4146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@floridasoldat especially the internet NPCs

  • @Rose_Emp
    @Rose_Emp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    This video is so wild makes you really question how does Channel 5 keep finding these people.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have a lot of wack jobs here in the US. But if you avoid certain places in the US, you probably would think we're a normal looking country

    • @Yoinki
      @Yoinki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh I thought those are your average NA people.

    • @MrKbytes
      @MrKbytes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Average NA residents

    • @KrissNaramon
      @KrissNaramon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is very easy to find these people if you're in NA

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They just look up events on the news and Facebook and pick what seems fit. Sometimes they just find it on accident or through contacts

  • @Kindred_Lamb
    @Kindred_Lamb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    i was stunlocked for a good 2 minutes after that guy in the beginning said that any girl is legal once she has her period

    • @brendon1689
      @brendon1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's not what he said though?

    • @yakko7418
      @yakko7418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      bro im raised by a heavily influenced christain family, but holy this guy is the reason we all look bad as christains PepePains

    • @wyattc.4455
      @wyattc.4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said they’re a woman and a man. What he is getting at is they’re able to reproduce. You heard differently.

    • @stentorusthedeepone1147
      @stentorusthedeepone1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yakko7418 actually true. look how everyone just assumes hes representating us just because he said something out of the ordinary

    • @outraaageus6986
      @outraaageus6986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stentorusthedeepone1147 one bad apple. Doesnt make the rest bad

  • @jajacobelias
    @jajacobelias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    that felt like a 22 minute fever dream

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Welcome to Channel 5 News

    • @Shaughn21
      @Shaughn21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr lmao

    • @ucouldtell3326
      @ucouldtell3326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was fucking amazing

  • @theendoftheworld9921
    @theendoftheworld9921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    chat has never seen such variety in response. These videos are very good content

  • @milan5792
    @milan5792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This was more entertaining to watch than I expected it to be

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was beautiful, especially the ending

  • @logangotcha8429
    @logangotcha8429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I think what a lot of people miss is self reflection & awareness in this video.
    The church & religion in general has the power to unify people in the darkest moments & divide people irreparably. If you look at church through history, it has always been a double edged sword. It has literally saved people from the dark ages when the HRE fell hard, yet has silenced scientific advancements & medical progression significantly. It's one of the main reasons why I'm skeptical & weary of all religions. It can literally save people's lives if done right, but if done wrong, it can do irreparable damage to everyone like cults.
    In my opinion, if you love religion, cool. If not, cool. We need to find common ground & agree to disagree at times. We might not get all along, but we are human & we can at least understand each other with that. That is where we progress together as man.

    • @pheuma8029
      @pheuma8029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BAZED opinion

    • @jchicken5305
      @jchicken5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WEAKEST RESPECTABLE TH-cam COMMENTER

    • @nateeaton7729
      @nateeaton7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based af

    • @kei_on_tv8157
      @kei_on_tv8157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember thinking like this when I was in middle school.

    • @nateeaton7729
      @nateeaton7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kei_on_tv8157 wow you're so edgy bro

  • @justaweeb14688
    @justaweeb14688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The "Jesus died for your sins" copy paste guy is shaking and crying rn

    • @miamullins673
      @miamullins673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Zenitsu is my fav demon slayer character

    • @paulmccartneyofc6883
      @paulmccartneyofc6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miamullins673 do you like Jujutsu?

    • @helpy8973
      @helpy8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is your one good comment lmao

    • @oi1e319
      @oi1e319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miamullins673 lmfao i love you

    • @justaweeb14688
      @justaweeb14688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helpy8973 why are my comments bad?

  • @mook8799
    @mook8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    This videos showed me how much disrespect people in America have for each others beliefs its actually insane and sad if this happened in my country people would actually flip

    • @Alec_cz
      @Alec_cz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm my country people just leave each other alone if they don't welp they just kill one another... lol
      (I live on Brazil :D)

    • @mephii1684
      @mephii1684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You should see the schools

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro, this was filmed in fucking ARIZONIA. The desert heat has cooked all of their brains. You'll find less insane (not no insane, but less) people in the colder and more green/wet areas of the US, trust me.

    • @germanrud9904
      @germanrud9904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      diversity rocks!

    • @Howkeek
      @Howkeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, it's almost like people dislike degeneracy!

  • @VD1461
    @VD1461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It always surprises me how easily channel 5 finds these people. I always had the thought of "these people only exist on the internet" but there they were just standing there.
    The world is one crazy place

  • @trihard2191
    @trihard2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Actual Christian’s malding in chat LULW

    • @derzwerg9167
      @derzwerg9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Malding...* 😅

    • @jpetras16
      @jpetras16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Atheism isn't actually a religion guys ☝️🤓

    • @gabago0l
      @gabago0l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jpetras16 It literally isn't though????

    • @Marie-fx2qp
      @Marie-fx2qp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jpetras16 a lack of belief is not a religion 😅

    • @trihard2191
      @trihard2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marie-fx2qp it’s facts

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When they got on the Bachelor Party Bar Bike, someone in chat said “SIDE QUEST”

  • @soupthesart
    @soupthesart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I think no kid should be forced to adopt any religion it should be their choice

    • @divinrth5187
      @divinrth5187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      the thing is a lot of them are raised into it and fed bullshit and don’t know any better

    • @wyattc.4455
      @wyattc.4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think there are a lot of positive aspects to going to church and making a habit of it. I will take my children to church but let them decide what to believe.

    • @axelwedelin92
      @axelwedelin92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Atheism is an ideology as much as any religion is, so if you teach your kids atheism you're influencing them just as much. It's nigh on impossible to give a child a blank slate upbringing, I guess the best is to tell them regardless of what you believe that nothing is certain and encourage them to think for themselves.

    • @divinrth5187
      @divinrth5187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@axelwedelin92 atheism is not an ideology. it's the rejection of ideology.

    • @axelwedelin92
      @axelwedelin92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@divinrth5187 False. Atheism makes the absolute claim that there is no god, without any definitive evidence to support it. That's an ideology.

  • @rookiemaster4318
    @rookiemaster4318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I feel like some of these people are literally trolling, but knowing NA, I wouldn't be surprised if everyone is just equally dumb.

    • @Guru-mb4mh
      @Guru-mb4mh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Satanists are pretty much in a way atheists that are trolling Christians

    • @Frosted_Over
      @Frosted_Over 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah idk, I live in America and have never seen anybody like this, but channel five finds them like they’re just a typical person you’ll find walking down the street. It can be really eye opening to never see this shit in real life then you just see this video of people in another part of your country and it’s just treated as normal…

    • @Guplk
      @Guplk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      satire like the Bacon Church

    • @eye4104
      @eye4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And you think EU isn’t dumb?

    • @juicifer2024
      @juicifer2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have never met a person similar to anyone in this video, in 23 years of existing, traveling across the country and to a few others. It really feels like these are just npc's in someone elses video game LMFAO

  • @marcusrowe392
    @marcusrowe392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the chat saying "hearsay" at 7:18 is the funniest thing I'd ever heard

    • @aunthaumv3711
      @aunthaumv3711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh thats such a vibe. If only more people spammed it.

  • @floridasoldat
    @floridasoldat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “Once you have a period you’re not a child anymore”
    “Um… that’s weird”
    Lmaooo that absolutely killed me ngl. That girl cracks me up

    • @TheGetout04
      @TheGetout04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Guy managed to be weirder than the actual satanist tf

    • @kve5520
      @kve5520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGetout04 Because Satanists aren't actually satan worshippers, lmao. The satanic temple is atheist, and their ''satanist'' label is to anger people exactly like that guy.

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheGetout04 lmao that dude really was weird af

    • @ssadalas
      @ssadalas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I watched the whole video and holy fuck i might be satanist. They are actually more tolerant than non satanist.

    • @Xylexis95
      @Xylexis95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@TheGetout04 It always gets me when people think Satanists are actually like all of the over exaggerated shit evangelical christians say

  • @nickmcfarland73
    @nickmcfarland73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "mostly just uno and crafts and shit" aww shit. I was hoping they'd give them goat's blood smoothies at least. 🙃

  • @deadinfebruary
    @deadinfebruary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude I absolutely love his videos, they have such a fever dream type feel to them

  • @somebrid2147
    @somebrid2147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I've done anything she's done and WORSE!"
    "Have you done anal?"
    "No, that's evil. That's disgusting."
    Sir, I think you're underestimating what this young lady is capable of.

  • @Amir24901
    @Amir24901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When she said from other people, first thing i thought of was: “objection hearsay”

  • @juanzamora9657
    @juanzamora9657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The amount of brain cells gone in just the first 2 mins is crazy

  • @mikehawk.
    @mikehawk. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:35
    "Thats cute and it's TRUE"
    Man wtf is happening 😂😭😭

    • @vanillafox716
      @vanillafox716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not fair, they cut it out. Out of context.. until it isn't😳

  • @Fedepe1000
    @Fedepe1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It amuses me how societal behavior can be so influenced by church (I'm not talking about religion). To the point that people have to guard themselves in the name of the devil just to fight against said influence...
    Stop trying to force your ideologies into others. Your freedom ends when the other person's begins.

    • @strappymasksalesman2819
      @strappymasksalesman2819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      totally agree, as a christian who stopped going to church this is exactly how i feel about our modern “church”. its ridiculous and im sorry on behalf of christians for it

    • @g76agi
      @g76agi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@strappymasksalesman2819 whyd you specify modern? if anything its better now than before

    • @idunno2019
      @idunno2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      With the satanists its a but different though its in direct opposition to the Christian faith to spite the Christian faith none of them actually believe in a physical deity of satan they just do it to spite christians and therefore those christians have the right to protest them as its whole purpose is to attack there beliefs surely you would protest if someone attacked you and your beliefs but put it under a guise of beleif??

    • @okiknowcool7997
      @okiknowcool7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus is king

  • @dooflydetailguuy4349
    @dooflydetailguuy4349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It's mostly uno... crafts and shit?"
    😂 I've never laughed so hard

  • @amputate8403
    @amputate8403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite people in this video were the drunk bros on the bike bar

  • @Venom2003GR
    @Venom2003GR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Xqc didn’t say a word this entire video OMEGALUL

    • @nilionth
      @nilionth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's how he's #1 streamer man. Except 2018 incident.

    • @vanillafox716
      @vanillafox716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      xQc: monkaLaugh o O (If I speak...)

  • @Asisdesu
    @Asisdesu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Ah yes The land of freedom you don't see thing like this anywhere else
    They never fail to amaze me

    • @chikasu10
      @chikasu10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessir

    • @a-spears
      @a-spears 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Stuff like this is the bi-product of boredom, these people have created issues for themselves to deal with because they didn’t have any to deal with

    • @Versace_sheets
      @Versace_sheets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ???? Go to uk same shit happens, literally

    • @benjamingavrilis71
      @benjamingavrilis71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@a-spears Yeeesss both sides here were arguing over nothing.

    • @kozukitonio740
      @kozukitonio740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes sir bruther

  • @Amir24901
    @Amir24901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is the most silent i’ve ever seen felix be

  • @th3s4v4gemk2
    @th3s4v4gemk2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Where do you get your facts from?"
    "Someone else who did their research"
    L M F A O

    • @vergil8833
      @vergil8833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you listen to "experts"? I bet most of what you know is just regurgitated from someone else who supposedly did the research.

    • @ash-gms4562
      @ash-gms4562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sykaea in a vacuum? No. Coming from conservative hogs? Yes.

    • @idontevenknowanymore1273
      @idontevenknowanymore1273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sykaea shoulda said “trust me bro”

    • @adrianolimaco8500
      @adrianolimaco8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sykaea dementia

    • @sarcasticdragon8673
      @sarcasticdragon8673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sykaea yeah, i usually take information from randoms and instantly agree because it benefits my beliefs

  • @aetherde
    @aetherde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL NA OMEGALUL

  • @jeremieenglish1436
    @jeremieenglish1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dude how are the satanists more reasonable then the others in this video. I'm dying

  • @Marshimized
    @Marshimized 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the pedal pub guys were a much needed break

  • @donshingondonvergonio2247
    @donshingondonvergonio2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    That Democritus guy was actually right on the money, the trascending every -ism phrase Ive said before but I had never heard someone else say it specially with the ideological futile war thats waging currently.

    • @benjamingavrilis71
      @benjamingavrilis71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That guy was dumb ASF. Looked like an average dem voter as well. People like him are the reason most western countries are going down the drain.

    • @paradise7235
      @paradise7235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤓 I've transcended

    • @Tronx431
      @Tronx431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @haunts3479
      @haunts3479 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok "donshingon"

    • @donshingondonvergonio2247
      @donshingondonvergonio2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kek1335 dud y u delete ur comment was funny af lol

  • @Mazlow23
    @Mazlow23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how the Satanists are more masked up than the Christians.

  • @EssenceYT
    @EssenceYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Laughing throughout the way, Americans really are hilarious the more I watch.

    • @vindikaktus
      @vindikaktus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same I fucking love America dude.
      ... from a distance

    • @several.
      @several. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that people exactly like this are running that country... incredible.

    • @MrSonnyfy
      @MrSonnyfy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man I love Germany... from a distance

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:23 I don't know how popular those are, but we have quite a few mobile pubs and "brewcycles" in Portland, OR.

  • @IzayaTijisPrincess
    @IzayaTijisPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Most of these satanists there were more rebellious metal fans but them church guys were actually crazy

    • @cayy955
      @cayy955 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro, did you really just call them church guys

    • @IzayaTijisPrincess
      @IzayaTijisPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cayy955 Ye

    • @cayy955
      @cayy955 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IzayaTijisPrincess bro really

  • @catcarrot8343
    @catcarrot8343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely lost it when the christian guy started freestyle rapping.

  • @SweetBrazyN
    @SweetBrazyN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    These people have managed to be more Pepepains than Ludwig. Didn’t think it would be possible.

    • @CenturionVII
      @CenturionVII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Somehow they managed 😭

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What's up with xQc's fanbase hating on Ludwig lately? Are Ludwig and xQc beefing right now or something?

    • @tatakaeedgy311
      @tatakaeedgy311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ThwipThwipBoom nah, we forgor to vote for X 💀

    • @hiromienai
      @hiromienai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tatakaeedgy311 TrollDespair

    • @A_000
      @A_000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@ThwipThwipBoom Half of it's a meme, half of it's just twitch viewers being twitch viewers.

  • @MeiflorezMaverick
    @MeiflorezMaverick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the video xQc reacted to was some next level hallucination. what the fuck did I just listen to.

  • @LoganCovers91
    @LoganCovers91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sanest Americans Aware

  • @totaltransparency84
    @totaltransparency84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bartimus is one of my close friends. We sing “Country Roads” every time one of us pees during a zoom call and call it our satanic peeing ritual.

  • @MathWithAnE
    @MathWithAnE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was the biggest roller coaster of emotions i've had in a while what the fuck.

  • @ThatBoyBent
    @ThatBoyBent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:00 best eye roll vibe like. I was almost with you bud .lol

  • @qstripe479
    @qstripe479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    felix: " hes kinda based" ..... 5 seconds later: "alright fuck it"

  • @Howkeek
    @Howkeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:31 "Cool story bro, now line up against the wall."

  • @inscription8099
    @inscription8099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video is just a full circle confidence boost

  • @crabhater9373
    @crabhater9373 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so weird I live like 10 minutes from Scottsdale where this was filmed and frequent the area. By chance I know two people in this video but we met by coincidence in a different state. The dude chat was calling Esfand bought my brother's shirt even though it didn't fit him at all. Then we never met again.

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Seeing Aron Ra takes me way back to the mid-2000s atheism scene. I miss it tbh. Hell, even Y!Answers was a treasure trove back then. ContraPoints was there too under a different identity but just as talented musically and intellectually.

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    these videos feel like a fever dream WAYTOODANK

  • @DTLions26
    @DTLions26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don’t even know what the fuck is going on!

    • @mxw2l
      @mxw2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you enjoy your stay tho?

    • @DTLions26
      @DTLions26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mxw2l yes I did 😔🔫

  • @tysonfriend8789
    @tysonfriend8789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the difference in the two clubs. The good news kids a bunch of kid friendly and happy cartoons, while the Santan club looks like the spirt store

  • @vroomvroom7
    @vroomvroom7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:30 Johnny Depp after a bender 💀💀💀

  • @jd_lione3148
    @jd_lione3148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:36 Grigori? As in the group of fallen angels? This man really changed his name? LoLoLoL

  • @freddykrueger6910
    @freddykrueger6910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I do think it’s weird that we don’t bat an eye when there’s an organization that is telling young impressionable kids that Jesus is their savior and that if they don’t worship him they will go to hell but when another religion wants to do something similar everyone gets mad about it.

    • @HahaHaha-fu6vk
      @HahaHaha-fu6vk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yea fr, not even that similar tbh. Like one is saying you must worship this dude or else you’re fucked and the other is saying do what you want and be a good person.

    • @randalthekidd7006
      @randalthekidd7006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      less non religious people are mad than viewing it as weirdos. which they clearly are. and half the country shits on religious people like all the time. I think less people take satanism seriously

    • @g76agi
      @g76agi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait till you guys learn about these words such as "philosophy" and "the human mind" really gonna blow your mind

    • @stentorusthedeepone1147
      @stentorusthedeepone1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HahaHaha-fu6vk satanists are happy as long as you dont believe in god. they dont actually care about you or what you do. they just dont want you to be a christian or part of any other religion. pretty weird that no one actually went in depth ab the sacrificial part of satanism

    • @IzayaTijisPrincess
      @IzayaTijisPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh them satanists were just rebels and metalheads. That soap maker was chill af

  • @cascade4661
    @cascade4661 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    bro being satanic looks sick af actual chill

  • @Liza.Wharton
    @Liza.Wharton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

  • @IDunno655
    @IDunno655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If the "satans chew toy" comes with the package I'm down to be a sacrifice by snoo snoo.🤣
    Edit: someone needs to check bass pro shops internet history and cookies. Lmao

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is pure gold! Well... at least those 7 or 8 guys were having fun! XD

  • @2nddoge
    @2nddoge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This makes me lose even more hope in humanity

    • @Versace_sheets
      @Versace_sheets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No one cares what a dog thinks about humanity

    • @segondamin2957
      @segondamin2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Versace_sheets GIGACHAD holy

    • @catcarrot8343
      @catcarrot8343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Versace_sheets holy

    • @ntz752
      @ntz752 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Versace_sheets Ultra based

    • @d.trubre5216
      @d.trubre5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      read history and you'll lose all hope

  • @nuupablenuupable4787
    @nuupablenuupable4787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The zit joke got me :D

    • @vanillafox716
      @vanillafox716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a catholic priest give me uranus! 🤪

  • @marcelbennett6701
    @marcelbennett6701 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone in chat said Shroud around 20:50 and now I can’t unsee it haha

  • @haydenmcwhorter6363
    @haydenmcwhorter6363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Definition of 'Satanism' varies by person, I think. Many Christians see it as the worship of the devil, many do worship the devil, but I'm pretty sure it's a code of following your self-interest. If I remember correctly.

    • @shawnseagraves1070
      @shawnseagraves1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wouldn’t that just be atheism? Satanism is already hard enough to understand lmao

    • @ANLATCHNOON
      @ANLATCHNOON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep pretty much. There’s Reactive Satanism & LaVeyan Satanism. The former is the one arising during the 80/90’s “Satanic Panic”, with people doing criminal stuff under the moniker of “doing it cause satan wants it”. (When tbh, its just really bad people trying to be even more edgy by using satanic stuff as a shock factor, to seem crazy/intimidating). In addition to D&d, Rock/Metal music (Norwegian Black Metal especially), and more considered to be demonic, due to the imagery & social climate of the time.
      And the 2nd one is more in line with the church of Satan & the 11 rules you mentioned. Which was made back in the 70’s by Anton LaVey; author of the book of satan.
      Which in the video, the Church is still around/modernized. And is also why theres more of a mixture of different people within the Satan church > Christian/catholic church (In some cases). They seem to be more open to more people of different cultures & lifestyles.
      Edit: Spelling fixes & adding more descriptions.

    • @ANLATCHNOON
      @ANLATCHNOON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In all honesty, I’ve met more chill people in the pagan/satanic side of religion, than Christan. Not saying all Christians are bad. But not every Satanist is the Reactive ones. Hell, my friends into it, along with Cthulhu stuff; and he just runs an esty shop & works like the rest of us lmao.

    • @fakesilver746
      @fakesilver746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >'m pretty sure it's a code of following your self-interest
      you're right and doesnt that tell you something? This is how satan gets you. By rejecting God on the premise that you are doing it for your own sake. Satan is EVIL, he basically cooms when he successfully gets another person damned. We can absolutely not outsmart that sort of evil, our only hope comes from following God.
      These people are basically worshipping the void. They don't believe in the immaterial world. They are like yeast. Ever multiplying but with no semblance of structure.
      Is it not kind of obvious that satan would attempt to trick you into falling into evil by convincing you that evil doesn't actually exist?

    • @Mikerille
      @Mikerille 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No lol, very very very little worship the devil. That’s like the red scare and communism.

  • @dynamosaurusimperious2718
    @dynamosaurusimperious2718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video was so entraining

  • @aleksandre9711
    @aleksandre9711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn i feel sad for her, at least she isn't brain washed anymore wish her good luck.

  • @hb-mek
    @hb-mek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22 minute stunlock not bad

  • @egggge4752
    @egggge4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Satanists are just edgy atheists.

    • @HahaHaha-fu6vk
      @HahaHaha-fu6vk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like atheists are more edgy, cus at least satanists have a reason to be against religion. Like if you agree with them that the church is homophobic and harmful to people then it’s more so honorable than edgy

    • @Bammyy
      @Bammyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a satanist friend, he is wayyyyy nicer than the athiests I see on the internet

    • @Stannis221B
      @Stannis221B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats the fucking point to be weird and different and oppose normality, by being urself

    • @hermaeusmora424
      @hermaeusmora424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bammyy That's probably because on the internet the only way you know someone is an atheist is if they say so. Which would only happen in context of a debate. So ofc all you are gonna see of atheism online is debating and stuff, whereas with your friend you know him personally and outside of relugious discussions.

    • @Bammyy
      @Bammyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hermaeusmora424 I actually met him on a video game and didn’t know he was a satanist until a year later

  • @jtkgamming9933
    @jtkgamming9933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    am i the only one who thought the rapper dude was gonna say "Harder than semen" instead of "Harder than cement" ?

  • @oliloc2692
    @oliloc2692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    those girls were speaking the truth at the beginning

    • @berndknoppers6774
      @berndknoppers6774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are 100% right, but what they don't realise is that their abusers never were real christians in the first place. but rather wolves in sheeps clothing (sa tanists). especially the cath olic church which is a sa tanic church which infiltrated / hijacked the christian movement Nineteen hundred and fifty years ago. especially the higher levels (priests, pope). The Bible even warns about it. (p.s. most people in catholism on the lower levels have no clue about it)

  • @jonathandoe2316
    @jonathandoe2316 ปีที่แล้ว

    That impurity ball looked like even more fun than Satancon.

  • @eteledeak7749
    @eteledeak7749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One thing channel5 videos taught me that america was a mistake but i also kinda want to live there just to try

    • @notechb0ss2.05
      @notechb0ss2.05 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don’t want Hungarians. We want civilized people from Asia and Latin America. Not people who are looked down upon as animals within their own continent.

    • @TheWaffleMaster1
      @TheWaffleMaster1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've lived in EU and America. America is much more fun tbh

    • @Visible-jb2ew
      @Visible-jb2ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      America is just like any other country trust me. You’re literally not missing out on anything

    • @vanillafox716
      @vanillafox716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheWaffleMaster1 I'd rather live in Singapore than the U.S. lol it's so depressing here besides the theme parks and conventions.

    • @TheWaffleMaster1
      @TheWaffleMaster1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vanillafox716 I'd rather live in Singapore as well

  • @elgoblino547
    @elgoblino547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All ppl in this vid is making me closer and closer to jumping in front of truck-kun

  • @jacobrichards5410
    @jacobrichards5410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Channel 5 just makes me laugh at Americans even more

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm American and it made me laugh at Americans more as well

    • @Versace_sheets
      @Versace_sheets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Anime pfp

    • @eye4104
      @eye4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This happens everywhere

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then guess what, someone's gonna reply to you with "oH WhAT AbOuT EU thYrE ThE sAMe" when no one mentioned eu in the first place

    • @jacobrichards5410
      @jacobrichards5410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neth7826 lmaooo dam right lol

  • @kingderpygoat
    @kingderpygoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:33 is that McJuggerNuggets? 😂

  • @noodlez4267
    @noodlez4267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is absolutely wild...M'urica you've done it once again...

  • @zarrowthehorse
    @zarrowthehorse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    its so funny when someone says something weird and then there's a one second delay in chat before the HUH's show up

  • @stentorusthedeepone1147
    @stentorusthedeepone1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    big satan guy walked off after losing argument smh

  • @vononii9942
    @vononii9942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:43 WHY IS ESFAND IN HERE LMAOOO

  • @korzen4183
    @korzen4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine calling yourself a Christian but then you attack people for not following your "beliefs"

    • @ImJef
      @ImJef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine calling yourself an atheist but you attack people for not following your "beliefs"

    • @catcarrot8343
      @catcarrot8343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImJef Not really comparable... I'm certain the point was that christians have certain rules to follow, one of them being not to attack people for not being christian, yet these christians do it regardless.
      However atheism doesn't have rules, it's not even a religion.

    • @ImJef
      @ImJef 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catcarrot8343 Ah ok, so Christians are suppose to be tolerant but that shouldn't apply for atheists? Isn't a significant reason why atheists cite their beliefs is because they believe religious people are none tolerant? Isn't that a stroke of irony

    • @ImJef
      @ImJef 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catcarrot8343 So yes, its actually very comparable

    • @catcarrot8343
      @catcarrot8343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ImJef No it isn't comparable. You are missing the point. The point of the original comment was to point out the hypocrisy of the Christians in the video. Since they are christians they have a rule to follow to not attack non-believers, set by Jesus or God or whatever. But in the case for atheists there are no rules in the context of atheism, since it is not a religion nor a cult. There is no hypocrisy there in this case, therefore your comparison doesn't work.
      I've just repeated myself, but more clearly. I can't go any clearer.

  • @asthen5332
    @asthen5332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    chat being closeminded as usual

  • @-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
    @-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't know rather to laugh, or be like wtf

  • @yakko7418
    @yakko7418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    calmest day in the US Aware

  • @TheOneTrueGesta
    @TheOneTrueGesta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not a Christian, but I'm also not a Satanist, but I do my best job to keep an open mind. What people normally don't tell you is that Satanism is a form of paganism, and that they follow their own form of ethics and morals, It's not what you're all told in church. Growing up I was living in a very Conservative Christian family and none of it made sense to me, I was told what to believe and what to think because I knew if I didn't I would be rejected by my family, so I became my own person. I became an adult learn to thank myself, and became more Progressive, Liberal, and Open-minded, with a more optimistic outlook on life.

  • @lessmoneylessproblems5145
    @lessmoneylessproblems5145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:29 … this is just a rotund Johnny Depp, he must have left the trial to attend the Satan convention.

  • @Keockk
    @Keockk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Channel 5 ❤❤❤

  • @Darkaltayr
    @Darkaltayr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "what the fuck is happening"
    Ask the fucking producer lmao

  • @WookieWarriorz
    @WookieWarriorz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    satanasist are actually based as fuck, i didnt know anything about them but really theyre just being themselves and having a good time and the squares fucking hate it, pretty funny.

    • @nilionth
      @nilionth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're not based. You're based.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @천사 There are a lot of good Christian values as well such as compassion and forgiveness. I blame the followers of Christianity, not the religion itself which is pretty chill. People just like to find excuses for their hate and cruel actions and religion has always been an easy one to use

    • @DDracee
      @DDracee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      whats confusing ppl is theres two types of satanists, theres the one everyones scared of with the voodoo magic and sacrifices, and then theres these guys that are basically just atheists calling themselves satanists to spite christians, pretty funny ngl

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We can't expect god to do all the work

    • @NemesisX94
      @NemesisX94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The squares? These people are straight up your average leftist nonconformist degenerates.

  • @lanaya3148
    @lanaya3148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m pretty sure we will see NPC like this on GTA 6 LOL

  • @nateeaton7729
    @nateeaton7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think there's a lot of misconception around Satanists. Modern day Satanism isn't worshipping Satan, it's being anti-Christian. The seven tenets of the Satanist Temple are very agreeable imo. Yes, there are quite a few weirdos associated with the (anti)religion but overall it's helpful and beneficial. Also think I should mention that in the Bible, Satan is responsible for 10 deaths, god on the other hand is responsible for 2.4 million (excluding the great flood). And Satan punishes the bad people, isn't that good from the Conservative-Christian perspective?

    • @horrorhistory7342
      @horrorhistory7342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s not even specifically anti Christian, it’s anti religion being involved in politics and schools, it’s just in america the religion trying to do those things is Christianity.

    • @nateeaton7729
      @nateeaton7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horrorhistory7342 That’s true, I say anti-Christian because that’s the biggest religion trying to make a place self in schools and because it’s Satan who is the antagonist in the Christian bible but yes, anti-religion is more fitting.

  • @Illuminateus
    @Illuminateus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    around the 11:40 mark, if you close your eyes, the guy with the glasses sounds like Nicholas Cage.

  • @somebrid2147
    @somebrid2147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "In Hebrew you can get married...."
    Hold up, isn't Hebrew a language?

    • @S444nndd
      @S444nndd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro..

  • @gigachad3258
    @gigachad3258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:29 this guy sounds just like Robert Downey Jr

  • @Ese1Pac
    @Ese1Pac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m a huge metal head and used to go to a lot of shows with my metal head homies but I’ve never met anybody who actually worships satan 😂

    • @pox1396
      @pox1396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have you seen the video? they dont literally worship satan

    • @d.trubre5216
      @d.trubre5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pox1396 surely

    • @vanillafox716
      @vanillafox716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d.trubre5216 They look up to this satan guy, who originally was an angel who rebelled against god, so if they don't believe in god then there is no such thing as satan? So they're basically aetheists but more radical.

    • @ghoulfreak3403
      @ghoulfreak3403 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are atheists

  • @gutzimmumdo4910
    @gutzimmumdo4910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:04 this xD!

  • @Unknownz000
    @Unknownz000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is why America is considered a 1st world country. You won't find content like this literally anywhere else.

    • @cloudunknown
      @cloudunknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh?? 1st world country means content?

    • @Unknownz000
      @Unknownz000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cloudunknown the joke didn't stick I see.

    • @Mr.snuggles10
      @Mr.snuggles10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LULW Good one

    • @cloudunknown
      @cloudunknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What joke

    • @eye4104
      @eye4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This happens everywhere tho

  • @Yes-fl4zc
    @Yes-fl4zc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how chat puts Gigachad HOLY but it should be UNHOLY