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Wait! What about Team Galaxy who want to create a new Universe!? Ir team Plasma who are love children of PETA and Mao!? Or teams what's their faces from Kalos and Alola? Wow, this is going to take a while.
Plus he actually enjoys it considering it’s kinda his own ideal of how rock types work. His Cranidos or Rampardos depending on the situation can just headbutt the mines and get that sweet sweet loot
You can't do other things other than fighting except for Sinnoh, Oreburgh has a huge mine. Even beneath the region there's also an underground system dedicated for digging fossils and five different gems. Basically you can be a geologist, miner, mythologist, archaeologist, and paleontologist in Sinnoh.
@@itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 plus theres working in media in jubilife, theres the bikeshops, cafe's working in the safari zone, owning real eastate via the resort houses and that restaurant near lake valor, you can even work as a seaman in snowpoint and canalave, a librarian in canalave. I dunno sinnoh just seems to have a better qulaity of life hahaha
@@joshuamanlapaz9380 pretty sure you can also find most of those jobs in Kanto tbh. They got a port, scientists, military, shopkeepers, a safari and more. So, yeah I'm actually not sure red was right about the whole "can only make a living through battling"
@@Darkdjinn79 He's beating up criminals dumbass not random ppl. Unlike cops at least they're getting a well deserved beating from someone who knows what they're doing.
Would that not upset the ecosystem? Leech life alone has kept the Paras at bay (quad weakness) but if zubats are gone, we're looking at a fungal epidemic that could rival the Last of Us
@@hadifelani It has twice the encounter rate and its starting moves are Spore, Super Sonic, and False Swipe. They also all have Sturdy as an ability and it has a higher base speed stat than any other pokemon you can catch before you encounter them. They also have the catch rate of a legendary.
Team Skull is literally youths who have nothing better to do with their time. After pokemon school, there's no college. Businesses want to hire people who have experience in literally anything except pokemon battles.
Not really, I mean they can become regular trainers, and considering how they live in a world with trainers and pokemon having experience as a trainer will probably make them valuable pov into the companies' consumers so.....
Honestly I like the duo that took over the pokécenter. Like it makes sense, they simply just want to keep the lights on. They don't care that you're there to kick their collective asses, they under stand that you could just go someplace else.
@@Knight_Dragon so? atleast they wont be in a pitchblack cave for once... and sure, theres Flash, but come on... Flash is literally one of the most boring and stupid moves in the entire series... i dont understand that you cant just buy a flashlight...
I was always confused about why team Aqua wanted more water IN A REGION THAT ALREADY NEEDS SURF TO GET AROUND HALF THE TIME SEEMS LIKE YOUR JOB HERE IS DONE ARCHIE
> Decides to rebuild Kanto's infrastructure instead of eviscerating the local villains with logic > Proceeds to visit the Hoenn region and eviscerate the local villains with logic
I mean he could have just done the exact same thing he did in Kanto but that would've made a pretty boring ending (unless it ended with Red turning the entire world into a utopia)
Well it's simple. Team Rocket turned to crime because Kanto has literally no economy (other than Silph Co). Aqua and Magma are environmental extremeists.
Admit it. You were expecting him to have Scyther just go psycho on the actual gang members and ignore their Pokemon, weren't you? Is this the first Dorkly vid with no brutal gore?
So subtle I had that "wait did they just" moment. Can never forget that exact number though. So much pointless drama. 8~/10 is pretty fair. Nothing wrong with that and it's my favorite Pokemon gen.
in original anime they had a human hospital that had to help pokemon in an episode but it was mainly for humans. also just to throw this out there, there r human hotels in games
That kinda reminds me How did the Old folk NPC In all Pokemon Games lived to Ripe Age Without Human Hospitals like troughout all the Pokemon games i've played i've never Encounter any Clinics or Hospitals that Supports Humankind
Team Rocket Member: So due to unbalanced societal and class issues I fell into a life of crime using Pokemon to achieve my criminal goals, you? Team Aqua Member: ... LAND BAD!
Except he isn't, there are way more places of employment than what's mentioned. Silph Co., Pewter City Museum, Cinebar Lab, Lavender Tower/Fugi's home, Oak's Lab, the Bike Shop, Vermilion City Docks, the SS Anne, the Police, Celadon Game Corner, the Safari Zone.
@@alarmy5211 The joke is when Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire were released, IGN gave the game a 7.8/10, with one of the main reasons being "too much water". Iirc in their review of the original Ruby and Sapphire, this was no complaint though, which makes it even funnier.
Where do you live that they haven't been able to establish hospitals for humans, schools, airports/airplanes, jobs, etc? You don't even need politicians for those things...
Like honestly tho. I’m just imagining some type of shit where Red (or any other hero really. Doesn’t need to be Red) goes out to make the world a better place by helping people using logic and intelligence rather than go out adventuring simply to become the league champion or something. I’d be real interested in seeing how something like that goes
Lol, you think pokemon obey the laws of thermodynamics? A squirtle can use hydro pump and fill a small swimming pool. Which it can then enjoy swimming in
I always thought Team Aqua had the dumbest motivation. Until I realized that Archie and crew are pirates and Pirates that have total control over the ocean and sea level are completely terrifying. They can raid, ransom, and threaten any city, control all trade routes, and basically monopolize the ocean.
Just name a problem, and I'll tell you who is making money off it and why it is profitable for them to keep that problem going (even if it is bad for humanity in general). There is only 1 problem I can think of that can't really be eliminated...
Dex hows the gun problem working out? Looser laws in areas where CHILDREN are being gunned down sounds like a blast (followed by a couple dozen more, sirens, tears, and the “breaking news” alert followed by “thoughts and prayers” with no one actually doing jack shit)
@@Trainboy1EJR 1) cancer 2) world thirst 3) guns in America 4) world Hunger 5) MAFIA (i made them all in 1 comment bc i did not wanted to spam comments on problems for you) P.s. Which Is the problem that can't be eliminated?
That is not how the human mind works. Emotions are just responses to stimuli that drive us to act in situationally appropriate manners, often by trying to communicate that feeling with others (for instance, crying can alert the members of one's community to someone who may need support). Information and reason may mediate an emotional response, for instance, knowing why a breakup occured may lessen despair and a need to seek closure, but almost certainly won't eliminate all feelings of sadness. Unless you meant 'feelings' as in 'hunches', uneducated guesses... Kind of? Sadly, that requires critical thinking, which is in terribly short supply these days.
@@dewolf123 Good Grief, and then 1 hour later this reply section turns into a war-zone because I was telling someone that we were only joking around but you juts had to be the ignorant one huh?
Giratina apprehended Cyrus and after the trial was allowed to eat him as the execution for his crimes against nature, humanity, Pokemon, and existence itself. Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina all testified against Cyrus with a Kantonian Meowth translating their cries into English. Shockingly, Uxie opened its eyes to glare at Cyrus for the entirety of its testimony.
@@Ampharosite But a member of Team Plasma could have figured that Zubat's a Pokémon and maybe even encounter a trainer from Kanto who uses a Zubat. And Zubat's name sounds very close to Woobat and Swoobat which are native to the Unova region. And if they don't have enough surveillance in Kanto to know what a Zubat is, they wouldn't have heard Red say it.
Oh boy, do I got news for you. Let’s see: - Actual Hospitals for people exist - There are many jobs. Here’s a few: baker, store worker, chairman, farmer, waiter/waitress, doctor - Planes exist - I bet that there are schools for other subjects because how can someone be a doctor and how do people learn math?
next episode Scyther: wow boss I can't believe you helped Cyrus get over his past tramas and make amends with his parents! Red: everyone needs therapy Scyther, everyone
At 1:06 pause the video, cover your left eye and look at trainer red, the rocket on the bottom right disappears. Seriously WTF, this happened because i was rubbing my eye, I thought it was a part of the video, but checked like 10 times! FREAKY! It might be just me, let me know haha
I would definitely like watching him fix Team Galactic, Plasma, Flare, and the Aether foundation. But there wasn’t any real threat to Galar other than something that could be spoiled for those who haven’t played them yet
Team Galactic: I'm going to literally destroy the universe and create it in my own image. Red: Uh... Okay forget eviscerating with logic, I'm just going to eviscerate you. Team Plasma: *protests the celebration of the Krookodile Hunter, one of the best Pokemon conservationists in the world.* Red: Okay, forget eviscerating you with logic, I'm going to eviscerate you with... THE INTERNET! *posts about them on twitter* Team Skull: We just like the costumes and the theme song. Red: Okay but you can't just *listens to the Guzma theme*. _UH, UH, UH SKULL_
True except the head of team Plasma didn't want a better world XD he just wants to be in charge and do whatever he wants kinda like Giovanni but more of a chaotic evil. They'll just both have to go into hiding unless Gio starts runninh Team Rocket as a legit business he's the cutthroat corporate guy and Cyrus runs human resources in that business XD cause he's be the type if someone was underperforming in the company they're cut on like strike 2 not a second thought to be had about it XD
Their main point was that the world is shit and humanity has failed itself. With those inprovements I think they will give Humanity a second chance (Apart from team Plasma's leader that I cant spell his name. He is just crazy. But he would had faaaaar less followers)
@Amazing Spiderman Fan 2002 in the pokemon adventures manga cities look like the real world ones with all the facilities that a society needs, and also most trainers have just a few pokemon because they have an actual job which they pokemon help to, but they can't actually train a full team
@Amazing Spiderman Fan 2002 I'm talking about Hikers, Engineers, Sailors and Fishers Also the protagonist and rivals have a pokedex, which helps training a lot
That's exactly my thoughts from watching Dorkly from day 1. Since I only read pkm manga. Most of the things Dorkly point out are already in the manga. Not every 10 years old can be given a pokedex and go catch a legendary pokemon. These guys are called the pokedex-holder, and they aren't normal kids. If you have a pokedex, it means you are very talented special person. Even if they start off being normal, but it's like destiny they are given pokedex cuz of their potential. So random kids can't just go catch a giratina. Steven and Ruby's dad died from using regi-trios and Rayquaza. Zinnia got stabbed trying to catch Rayquaza, so you can't just toss a masterball, cuz the mon can always swat/break the ball. Even Crystal had a hardtime catching Arceus and she's known for capture expert.
Hell, Lysander from the X and Y series wasn't even trying to take over the world. He was planning on using the Super Weapon to wipe out all of humanity so Pokémon would have a "perfect" world to live in without human interference if I remember correctly.
This is an amazing, hilarious short that really digs into how the entire concept of video games have changed and evolved over time. So many classic games can be viewed as a great story, a great metaphor, but with the advent of multiplayer gaming and game consoles, those stories can really be seen as just part of the gameplay. And in the case of the video games industry, with the rise of online services and gaming communities, those stories can now become more than just video games. This short is so much fun. The video game industry has changed so much in the past few years, and this short does a good job showing all those changes on their greatest of highs and lowest of lows This short contains: Some of my all time favorite games A bit of science about video games (It's
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SERIE!!!! (AND IT’S INCREDIBLE HOW TRAINER AND SCYTHER ARE WELL CHARACTERIZED, DESPITE EVERY EPISODE LASTING ONLY A FEW MINUTES! I JUST… CAN’T STOP HOLDING DOWN THE CAPS-LOCK!!!)
Fixing crime is SO SIMPLE, right?
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We need Global Warming so Germany can finally invade Russia in Winter.
What about the other teams?I want to see how he handles them.
MORE SONIC FOR HIRE?
Wait!
What about Team Galaxy who want to create a new Universe!?
Ir team Plasma who are love children of PETA and Mao!? Or teams what's their faces from Kalos and Alola?
Wow, this is going to take a while.
Yup
"The truth is, there's almost no way to make a living unless you're a gym leader"
Roarke literally has to work in a coal mine
That’s sinnoh though
Plus he actually enjoys it considering it’s kinda his own ideal of how rock types work. His Cranidos or Rampardos depending on the situation can just headbutt the mines and get that sweet sweet loot
You can't do other things other than fighting except for Sinnoh, Oreburgh has a huge mine. Even beneath the region there's also an underground system dedicated for digging fossils and five different gems. Basically you can be a geologist, miner, mythologist, archaeologist, and paleontologist in Sinnoh.
@@itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 plus theres working in media in jubilife, theres the bikeshops, cafe's working in the safari zone, owning real eastate via the resort houses and that restaurant near lake valor, you can even work as a seaman in snowpoint and canalave, a librarian in canalave. I dunno sinnoh just seems to have a better qulaity of life hahaha
@@joshuamanlapaz9380 pretty sure you can also find most of those jobs in Kanto tbh. They got a port, scientists, military, shopkeepers, a safari and more. So, yeah I'm actually not sure red was right about the whole "can only make a living through battling"
Honestly he’s far more successful than most super heroes.
Most heroes wear spandex on the outside, he, he wear logic, a lot of logic
But only Giorno Giovanna can defeat Racism
Someone should tell Batman to solve problems with logic, and stop beating up random people on the streets.
@@Darkdjinn79 He's beating up criminals dumbass not random ppl. Unlike cops at least they're getting a well deserved beating from someone who knows what they're doing.
@@Darkdjinn79 Plus logic is literally what he uses to defeat enemies
Flushing out Zubats that infest every cave. Team Rocket is truly doing Arceus' work.
who do you think put them there?
They’re not Team Rocket anymore, though.
@@animeotaku307 They're Team EPIC Rocket
Would that not upset the ecosystem? Leech life alone has kept the Paras at bay (quad weakness) but if zubats are gone, we're looking at a fungal epidemic that could rival the Last of Us
@@shalkonon013 IDK pretty sure legendary fairy types or Arceus will easily fix the problem if that did occur.
Easy way to get rich
1. Catch a zubat
2. Breed it
3. Release them
4. Sell repels
5. Profit
Is zubad a new pokemon?
Rizky Hadi Felani yes, it’s a branch evolution of the Zubat line
Volt Nik. 😝😝
@@hadifelani It has twice the encounter rate and its starting moves are Spore, Super Sonic, and False Swipe. They also all have Sturdy as an ability and it has a higher base speed stat than any other pokemon you can catch before you encounter them.
They also have the catch rate of a legendary.
Haruhiro Grimgar dayummm
Team Skull is literally youths who have nothing better to do with their time.
After pokemon school, there's no college. Businesses want to hire people who have experience in literally anything except pokemon battles.
If they are having a more integrated pokemon system. Be more helpful too. I feel like that would cause team plasma to rise up.
True man
Not really, I mean they can become regular trainers, and considering how they live in a world with trainers and pokemon having experience as a trainer will probably make them valuable pov into the companies' consumers so.....
Honestly I like the duo that took over the pokécenter. Like it makes sense, they simply just want to keep the lights on. They don't care that you're there to kick their collective asses, they under stand that you could just go someplace else.
There's literally a member of Team Skull who will let you blast him with Hyper Beam for money.
“If I’m to defeat crime I must Address the root cause not the symptom” It’s crazy how the quote went unacknowledged
Come Scyther; we have much to do. AWAY
*politicians plug there ears and walk away*
Nah. Criminals were born criminals obviously
Rehabilitating criminals is how society can succeed.
*MURRICA*
@@zalternative1 Not if they have low IQs.
Anyone catch that? " *7.8,* out of every *10* square mile" Haha classic
it's an old meme but it checks out
@Dorkly Nice
I caught it. Too much water
@@KyngD469 Screw IGN. They have lost their credibility with that review. I mean, do they not know how to catch an electric type for the sea routes?
@Phoenix Destiny It's clear IGN didn't even play the ORIGINALS after they released that review, they lost their credibility long before that.
There are actually schools... but they just teach you about pokemon so doesnt help much lol
ikr
That's why he made a school that teaches stuff that isn't about pokemon
@@jagossone he didn't pay attention. He failed. Shonda stayed in school.
Those schools also have only like 6 students
There are schools, but not in (game) Kanto
"Being exterminators that flush out the 10s of 1000s of Zubats in caves---"
Me: Your a hero. My hero
Now they will be in the tall grass you fool
@@Knight_Dragon so? atleast they wont be in a pitchblack cave for once... and sure, theres Flash, but come on... Flash is literally one of the most boring and stupid moves in the entire series... i dont understand that you cant just buy a flashlight...
The Hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.
If only they also did the same with the geodude, and all those other damn pokemon with the ability sturdy...
I was always confused about why team Aqua wanted more water IN A REGION THAT ALREADY NEEDS SURF TO GET AROUND HALF THE TIME
SEEMS LIKE YOUR JOB HERE IS DONE ARCHIE
Team Aqua are pirates. Imagine pirates that have complete control of every sea in the world
@@ArthurKH358.2 so.... Marines of the strongest countries?
@@GM.Nobody more or less. Have control over the world’s oceans and you’ll have control over the entire world
@@ArthurKH358.2 Waterworld.
Yeah those versions had too much water and water pokemon and almost no fire types
Of course this is how he fights crime: with LOGIC
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Christian Kim Pokémon Trainer DESTROYS crime organization with FACTS and LOGIC
Did somebody somebody say logic? Like the rapper :O
So basically like Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney.
@@samroka3624 :O loses to a spiky boi
Smart Red is the equivalent of that one deep English kid in high school.
The one who smoked the most pot and ended up being successful despite people always bagging on him?
@@azurequincy
Precisely.
a very rare occasion in most british schools
Did he went to college?
@@irisrosario5040 No he was a failure and managed to create the Ipad. Smoke weed kids it helps
Cyrus: I want to create a new world in my image.
Red: Here's a copy of Minecraft.
Pedobear TheBeast but what about team plasma?
Marker of Fate kill Gheties, problem solved
@@BladeMasterIcarus Tell the grunts they're being manipulated, problem mostly solved.
And lysandre?
HE'S ARE SMART TRAINER PRAISE HIM!!!!!🌍🌎🌏
"This entire region has failed it's people on EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL"
The US healthcare and prison system?
Hayaotaku well yes that too
Sounds like the real world too
They allow 10 year olds to journey through the world
> Decides to rebuild Kanto's infrastructure instead of eviscerating the local villains with logic
> Proceeds to visit the Hoenn region and eviscerate the local villains with logic
I mean he could have just done the exact same thing he did in Kanto but that would've made a pretty boring ending (unless it ended with Red turning the entire world into a utopia)
Yeah, but he didn't want to eviscerate the grunts
Well it's simple. Team Rocket turned to crime because Kanto has literally no economy (other than Silph Co). Aqua and Magma are environmental extremeists.
Team plasma
Team galactic
Let's see him fix that.
Now that's gonna be awesome.
He'd legit be murdered
He'd get sent to the distortion world
*giratina would like to have a chat with you*
@@seanyee7850 And Girantina would then join the cause upon hearing the sound plans he has.
*Flushing out the Zubats that live in every single cave*
We need that in the games
I prefer the shotgun approach.
@originalShorai I prefer the kill everything with fire approach.
Zubats are annoying if i see one, I will destroy it!!!
Fluminox5284 - the zubat extinction
Ev trainers for zubats speed
Admit it. You were expecting him to have Scyther just go psycho on the actual gang members and ignore their Pokemon, weren't you?
Is this the first Dorkly vid with no brutal gore?
TheGuardDuck this entire series and Mario goes berserk kindness
Yep
Get out of my head
F*CK I THOUGHT EXACTLY THAT
Definitely
*7.8 out of 10* square miles...
... isn’t that already *too much water*
So subtle I had that "wait did they just" moment. Can never forget that exact number though. So much pointless drama. 8~/10 is pretty fair. Nothing wrong with that and it's my favorite Pokemon gen.
I Red have a dream, that one day everyone will use logic.
Damn, Didn't expect a Jojo Refrence here😂
@@RimeAnime the jojo references are everywere you should know that.
Giovani giorjo
I, too, have that dream.
🖖
Why is this series so... entertaining?
All of this is just serious.
Maybe our world has become so cartoonishly ridiculous, that watching an actual cartoon sound logical feels comforting
*HumanHospitals*
Cant you just put Humans in pokeballs and put them in the Magic heal thing
in original anime they had a human hospital that had to help pokemon in an episode but it was mainly for humans. also just to throw this out there, there r human hotels in games
@@allay1519 im not the only one who remmebers that! That episode makes me so uncomfortable
That kinda reminds me How did the Old folk NPC In all Pokemon Games lived to Ripe Age Without Human Hospitals like troughout all the Pokemon games i've played i've never Encounter any Clinics or Hospitals that Supports Humankind
Can you help pokemon In human hospital?
Scyther is like the most adorable pokemon ever.
Lol
I thought he was more cool...
Can’t wait for when scyther evolves into scizor
@@shadowlord9607 hmm. Dorky should actually make a vid about that
No
Team Rocket Member: So due to unbalanced societal and class issues I fell into a life of crime using Pokemon to achieve my criminal goals, you?
Team Aqua Member: ... LAND BAD!
team magma: WATER BAD
Team galactic: WORLD BAD
Team flare: POKEMON BAD
Team Plasma: POKEBALL I mean, Hail Ghetsis
Team rocket don't actually have a goal lmao
7.8 out of every 10 square miles...
Have you noticed the IGN reference?
I did not realize it until I read your comment. That was a good shoutout. *CLAPS*
Oh!
If I'm not mistaken, is that in reference to a reporter who reviewed a Pokemon game and took points off because of "too much water"?
Too much water
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley yeah, i think it was with Sun/moon
2:05 - 2:11 By the time he mentions "Sea level rising", I was just waiting for him to say that
Ah yeah good point goood point
"Just like, drive more."
@Southern Slushie Chan sir this is dennys
You know the Pokemon world needs to change when a ten year old child is smarter than an actual scientists and roasts some robbers.
Except he isn't, there are way more places of employment than what's mentioned. Silph Co., Pewter City Museum, Cinebar Lab, Lavender Tower/Fugi's home, Oak's Lab, the Bike Shop, Vermilion City Docks, the SS Anne, the Police, Celadon Game Corner, the Safari Zone.
@Pally Dan bro a bike cost more than your kidneys in their world....
@@eugenerodriguez5831 Fortunately, most stores give them away for free in exchange for convenient coupons, or riding it around as advertisement. XD
@Aegix Drakan lol I know. It’s almost as funny as the price for lemonade in their world.
@@eugenerodriguez5831 Or that regular bottled water apparently heals more health than scientifically crated Potion Medicine. XD
That sneaky 7.8/10 water joke...
was wondering if anyone would catch that
@@dorkly I'm a idiot so I don't understand the joke.
@@dorkly I don't get it senpai
@@alarmy5211 The joke is when Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire were released, IGN gave the game a 7.8/10, with one of the main reasons being "too much water". Iirc in their review of the original Ruby and Sapphire, this was no complaint though, which makes it even funnier.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/too-much-water
I see the reference you made, “7.8/10 miles”, “too much water”
IGN reference
I enjoy these. They’re actually quite wholesome. Kinda nice to get away from “Haha, dark” every once in awhile. Also I noticed that “7.8/10” joke.
I wanna shake red by the hand, not even our politicians could achieve that
Same here
Always wondered how hard it is to be president. I'm not into politics that much.
Our politions?
Where do you live that they haven't been able to establish hospitals for humans, schools, airports/airplanes, jobs, etc? You don't even need politicians for those things...
@@vlo4829 yes they arent needed to set them up but they are constantly fucked over due to budget cuts lack of pay for junior doctors or other things
Now this Pokemon show I would watch 1000+s episodes.
Me too
Like honestly tho. I’m just imagining some type of shit where Red (or any other hero really. Doesn’t need to be Red) goes out to make the world a better place by helping people using logic and intelligence rather than go out adventuring simply to become the league champion or something. I’d be real interested in seeing how something like that goes
it would be done in 50
I want 64 seasons
A world where Pokémon is realistic. Imagine if all Pokémon could talk. Like wow
Honestly, if any of the regions were real, i think unova would be the most functional
It exist : France
Just like real life
Kalos would be a close second. Those are the only two that really have non-pokemon related businesses in almost every town and city.
@@eis4102 Unova is America. Kalos is France.
@@HalfAssDevil You forgot Alola; Unova is NYC while Alola is Hawaii.
"there are no schools"
Sun and moon:
*We have schools when you start the game*
That are meant solely to teach children about Pokémon, not math, science, or any other skills required for working an actual job.
@@rowanmurray2842 there's no evidence that those things aren't taught on the side though
Oreo Waingortin Yeah, and there’s no evidence that there is either. Just because something isn’t shown, doesn’t mean it automatically exists.
@@rowanmurray2842 so basically we have no idea either way 😅😂
@@rowanmurray2842 With that logic: one piece, naruto and bleach take place in the same world And Naruto and sasuke had anal sex.
I genuinely love red and his scyther’s relationship
Team Aqua: We are going to raise the sea level, with RAINWATER! Where does the rain come from really?
To be fair, its rain caused by a magical super whale.
Considering, kyogre is said to have created the ocean, it's possible Primodial sea's rain doesn't follow the water cycle.
Arceus’s tears
Lol, you think pokemon obey the laws of thermodynamics?
A squirtle can use hydro pump and fill a small swimming pool. Which it can then enjoy swimming in
I always thought Team Aqua had the dumbest motivation. Until I realized that Archie and crew are pirates and Pirates that have total control over the ocean and sea level are completely terrifying. They can raid, ransom, and threaten any city, control all trade routes, and basically monopolize the ocean.
To be fair, the Unova region has at least 2 planes
But this is Kanto tho 😂
scourge728 but they r both owned by a gym leader
They are cargo planes
Did anyone forget ash went to kanto to unova by plane?
@@AnDrei-nf5jb there are no planes in kanto game wise
The root cause is simple: Pokémon.
If there are no Pokémon, then people can focus on their own needs.
So the answer is simple: destroy all Pokémon!
*Rusty has Entered the Chat*
Team Flare wants to know your location
Pokemon XY in a nutshell
Lysandere, get off TH-cam.
And so a great and terrible Pokemon War happened with the humans being wiped out in the end.
1:59-2:06
I love that you used the 7.8 out of 10 water meme from the IGN review!
Why isn’t Smart Pokémon Trainer in the real world? We need him to solve our world problems.
Because in our world, the people in charge tend to make money off the crappy system that oppresses the rest of us, and therefore don't want to change.
Just name a problem, and I'll tell you who is making money off it and why it is profitable for them to keep that problem going (even if it is bad for humanity in general). There is only 1 problem I can think of that can't really be eliminated...
Dex hows the gun problem working out? Looser laws in areas where CHILDREN are being gunned down sounds like a blast (followed by a couple dozen more, sirens, tears, and the “breaking news” alert followed by “thoughts and prayers” with no one actually doing jack shit)
@Dex It's not democrats that ruin economies it's capitalism itself. Although capitalism has it's advantages it is still very flawed.
@@Trainboy1EJR 1) cancer 2) world thirst 3) guns in America 4) world Hunger 5) MAFIA (i made them all in 1 comment bc i did not wanted to spam comments on problems for you)
P.s.
Which Is the problem that can't be eliminated?
"7,8 out of every 10 miles is already covered in water, and its too much water"
*Oh I see what you did there*
I actually don't get it, haven't played since gen 3.
@@darksideofevil13 That bit references a certain IGN thing.
@@darksideofevil13 Basically, Hoenn is a region just covered in water.
Facts destroy feelings, and scyther is proof.
That is not how the human mind works. Emotions are just responses to stimuli that drive us to act in situationally appropriate manners, often by trying to communicate that feeling with others (for instance, crying can alert the members of one's community to someone who may need support). Information and reason may mediate an emotional response, for instance, knowing why a breakup occured may lessen despair and a need to seek closure, but almost certainly won't eliminate all feelings of sadness.
Unless you meant 'feelings' as in 'hunches', uneducated guesses... Kind of? Sadly, that requires critical thinking, which is in terribly short supply these days.
@@XxThunderflamexX OK Sherlock we were just joking around in the comment section.
@@redboxgamingyt3452 There is no we or joke so piss off guardian angel
@@dewolf123 Good Grief, and then 1 hour later this reply section turns into a war-zone because I was telling someone that we were only joking around but you juts had to be the ignorant one huh?
@@redboxgamingyt3452 You're the ignorant saying "we" when it was one bot making a so-called joke.
I want to see him fix the crime in the other regions with the other antagonist crime syndicates and then blow them away with logic
Skull would be similar to Rocket
Suddenly Giovanni became even more despicable.
Nah he needs to learn how to be an actual crime boss
I’m hoping we get a
“Why Pokémon trainers shouldn’t go to school 2”
Ah yes. The best psychic type Pokemon:
*Logic*
You mean Psychic type move.
I heard it's a rapper type 😂😂😂
666 likes :^)
*Lodgick
You have to change some random letters, or it's not a proper pokemon name o.o
I named my gardevoir "Logic".
:)
What happens if Cyrus talks to Red. Aren't they both *serious* ?
Not hard to point out that emotions include happiness and being content
@@Icalasari He was going for efficiency not happiness.
Cyrus as in the great Donald Trump
Build The Wall They're nothing like each other.
Giratina apprehended Cyrus and after the trial was allowed to eat him as the execution for his crimes against nature, humanity, Pokemon, and existence itself. Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina all testified against Cyrus with a Kantonian Meowth translating their cries into English. Shockingly, Uxie opened its eyes to glare at Cyrus for the entirety of its testimony.
Next episode: Pokémon ask for Pokémon rights but humans rejects,and then revolution happen😂
Finally a more wholesome Pokémon dorkly video, thank god
If Pokémon trainers were smart, they'd go to Spear Pillar, use "hypnosis" on Arceus and bend reality to their will.
cum
arceus gon be S L E E P Y .
Just Some Guy without a Mustache bruh I see you every video I watch 😐
Boooooooooo! Use your old profile pic again
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“7.8 out of every 10 square miles are covered in water.”
I see what you did there..
;)
7.8/10 too much water
@@dorkly you guys are geniuses
This comment doesn't have enough likes for noticing that
much appreciated
Eliminate Zubats in every cave?
TEAM PLASMA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good thing they have no idea what a Zubat is
@@Ampharosite But a member of Team Plasma could have figured that Zubat's a Pokémon and maybe even encounter a trainer from Kanto who uses a Zubat. And Zubat's name sounds very close to Woobat and Swoobat which are native to the Unova region. And if they don't have enough surveillance in Kanto to know what a Zubat is, they wouldn't have heard Red say it.
I hope you never stop making these.
My sole purpose in life is to watch the next one .
“Just drive more” is a lot simpler than team aqua’s original plan
When the pokemon trainer becomes an economist and studies political science
*When Youngster Joey has a level 99 Garchomp*
Stonks
But you have a Jigglypuff
His Ratata is already top percent, he doesn't need any other pokemon
*Rattata
Don't forget piggdy
“Good point”
Said no one ever with an illogical opinion.
But like, Kanto has a museum in Pewter, a research facility in Cinnabar, and a Game preserve in Fuscia
StarMeme Succ the legitimacy to the game corner is a bit iffy, being that's it's room by the mob
Oh boy, do I got news for you.
Let’s see:
- Actual Hospitals for people exist
- There are many jobs. Here’s a few: baker, store worker, chairman, farmer, waiter/waitress, doctor
- Planes exist
- I bet that there are schools for other subjects because how can someone be a doctor and how do people learn math?
Not in the games. And that is what this video is based on.
BJJGamer to be fair, in some of the Pokedexes, they mention Hospitals and planes. Plus, we have officer Jenny.
next episode
Scyther: wow boss I can't believe you helped Cyrus get over his past tramas and make amends with his parents!
Red: everyone needs therapy Scyther, everyone
If they were smart, they would carry more than six Pokemon with them. They could totally fit like 12 on their belts.
I think the 6 pokemon rule is for sportsmanship, like how in yu gi oh you can have only a max of 5 monsters on the field.
@@0bscurelight689 Why would criminal organizations ever care about sportsmanship, though?
@@Dinoman972 I was talking about the trainers, naturally criminal organizations woudn't care .
Obscure Light But they do. There is a criminal organization in pretty much every game and every person agrees to only carry six pokeballs or less.
@@Snubspore9 because they are stupid, and from a gameplay standpoint it woudn't be fair, maybe they would do so in a hard mode...
No wonder Rusty is such a fan boy of Red.
I’m surprised the Trainer’s critique didn’t include how screwed up the economy must be if a bicycle costs a million.
Alright, I'm really liking the turn this series has taken.
When you dump all your points in intelligence and charisma.
imagine a D&D character built this way.. best. fucking. diplomat. ever. XD
I love this series because its right with its logic in the game and it always makes me laugh.
Wow Red went through alot In college I guess.
Red's rare College education sure is changing the Pokemon world.
There was no college back then
@@Frost87000 Tru but maybe his mom let him do college work
"No schools"
Ya know, except for Pokemon Trainer schools.
At 1:06 pause the video, cover your left eye and look at trainer red, the rocket on the bottom right disappears. Seriously WTF, this happened because i was rubbing my eye, I thought it was a part of the video, but checked like 10 times! FREAKY!
It might be just me, let me know haha
This already started too wholesome for dorkly
Edit: oh wait nevermind
This has weirdly grown into our most (semi) wholesome series
God scyther i love you so much. Your up there with Hitmonlee, Nidoking and Kingler as some of my faves.
i want to see how red and scyther gonna solve the problems in sinnoh, unova, kalos, alola and gallar
I would definitely like watching him fix Team Galactic, Plasma, Flare, and the Aether foundation. But there wasn’t any real threat to Galar other than something that could be spoiled for those who haven’t played them yet
Unova - incarcerate Ghetsis, instate N as the King of Team Plasma. ez clap. Everyone, even the Seven Sages, will follow him no questions asked.
Good luck talking Cyrus out of his fantasies.
Team Galactic: I'm going to literally destroy the universe and create it in my own image.
Red: Uh... Okay forget eviscerating with logic, I'm just going to eviscerate you.
Team Plasma: *protests the celebration of the Krookodile Hunter, one of the best Pokemon conservationists in the world.*
Red: Okay, forget eviscerating you with logic, I'm going to eviscerate you with... THE INTERNET! *posts about them on twitter*
Team Skull: We just like the costumes and the theme song.
Red: Okay but you can't just *listens to the Guzma theme*.
_UH, UH, UH SKULL_
I keep expecting the humor to go too far but these are always surprisingly on target
Oh god, please get rid of all those Zubats in Zubat Cave... That'd be a dream come true.
And don't forget exterminating the Ratata's in the Alola Region
I like this new version of red.
Team Galactic,Team Plasma, Team Flair:
This world is already improving! No reason for us to start a new one! Let's give humanity a chance!
True except the head of team Plasma didn't want a better world XD he just wants to be in charge and do whatever he wants kinda like Giovanni but more of a chaotic evil. They'll just both have to go into hiding unless Gio starts runninh Team Rocket as a legit business he's the cutthroat corporate guy and Cyrus runs human resources in that business XD cause he's be the type if someone was underperforming in the company they're cut on like strike 2 not a second thought to be had about it XD
@@DReivenn55 and Guzma would just probably be an executive or something
Your animation has increased dramatically, I like this improved talent. :)
When the center is meant only for pokemon.
So, whats he gonna do about that one psycho villain who just wants to destroy the world?
...Send him to a mental hospital or a therapist, because he clearly needs help?
Their main point was that the world is shit and humanity has failed itself. With those inprovements I think they will give Humanity a second chance (Apart from team Plasma's leader that I cant spell his name. He is just crazy. But he would had faaaaar less followers)
Send him to Mars so he can terraform it into a second earth.
Shoot him with a gun.
Team plasma leader isnt crazy, he is the only one with a solid plan
An animation that's more than 40 seconds? Must really be working hard. Good work!
“Just, like, drive more.”
**Team Aqua buys Dodge Rams for every member.**
*Dodge Ram is supporting Team Aqua*
I feel like this is the less darkest series they created
Team magmas plan is actually my doomsday plot
No one talking about maxi having a girl voice when he’s a dude? No? Okay..
ah you're the person I'm looking for
Because he is GAY!
I was trying to look for this comment
It’s Jaiden Animations. She loves Pokemon Ruby so she wanted to voice him. I personally don’t mind.
@@comradewaffle6795 ohh nice im a big fan if her
Pokemon adventures manga: I'm about to end this man whole career
@Amazing Spiderman Fan 2002 in the pokemon adventures manga cities look like the real world ones with all the facilities that a society needs, and also most trainers have just a few pokemon because they have an actual job which they pokemon help to, but they can't actually train a full team
@Amazing Spiderman Fan 2002 because unless they work for the league they need a real job in order to mantain their family
@Amazing Spiderman Fan 2002 I'm talking about Hikers, Engineers, Sailors and Fishers
Also the protagonist and rivals have a pokedex, which helps training a lot
@Amazing Spiderman Fan 2002 Because organized crime exists in real time
That's exactly my thoughts from watching Dorkly from day 1. Since I only read pkm manga. Most of the things Dorkly point out are already in the manga. Not every 10 years old can be given a pokedex and go catch a legendary pokemon. These guys are called the pokedex-holder, and they aren't normal kids. If you have a pokedex, it means you are very talented special person. Even if they start off being normal, but it's like destiny they are given pokedex cuz of their potential. So random kids can't just go catch a giratina. Steven and Ruby's dad died from using regi-trios and Rayquaza. Zinnia got stabbed trying to catch Rayquaza, so you can't just toss a masterball, cuz the mon can always swat/break the ball. Even Crystal had a hardtime catching Arceus and she's known for capture expert.
This is the most wholesome thing you guys have done and it shows
wow your videos are awesome as always
Technically there ARE schools but they are optional and are for learning about being a trainer
1:59
The ultimate shade on IGN reviewers.
Snypor I didn’t notice until you pointed that out
1:12
Hospital, School but what it is in the other side of the road? A Cazino? Red cant get away from his gambing addiction apparently...
No one's perfect
Now you just need to stop all the other evil teams with various grandiose plots to conquer the world using [INSERT GENERATION LEGENDARY]
Hell, Lysander from the X and Y series wasn't even trying to take over the world. He was planning on using the Super Weapon to wipe out all of humanity so Pokémon would have a "perfect" world to live in without human interference if I remember correctly.
@@bloodwolfgaming9269 . Lysandre wanted to wipe out all life including pokemons
Using Scyther*
ab the cool guy most life
@@bloodwolfgaming9269
Cool, and he is a *Human* alongside every member of his team that are also *Humans*
MASS SUICIDE
This is an amazing, hilarious short that really digs into how the entire concept of video games have changed and evolved over time. So many classic games can be viewed as a great story, a great metaphor, but with the advent of multiplayer gaming and game consoles, those stories can really be seen as just part of the gameplay. And in the case of the video games industry, with the rise of online services and gaming communities, those stories can now become more than just video games.
This short is so much fun. The video game industry has changed so much in the past few years, and this short does a good job showing all those changes on their greatest of highs and lowest of lows
This short contains:
Some of my all time favorite games
A bit of science about video games (It's
Best episode in a while. Clever and funny! ! Keep em coming.
I can't wait for him to address the problems with the other teams... And then gets meets Ghetsis who doesn't play by the rules either.
1:53
Why does Maxi sound like a girl? Like; girlier than usual?
Well, there are human hospitals now, maybe they went through a bit of a change
Alright, shit
because dorkly has a limited amount of voice actors; so they had to have the girl play him ahahah
@@phoenixjones2569
LMFAO
Smart Pokémon? Never, otherwise oak would have kept his secrets to himself
N from black and white can literally talk to and understand the minds of pokemon.
Destruction by logic. And still the same dude with the Scyther. Loving this new boi
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SERIE!!!!
(AND IT’S INCREDIBLE HOW TRAINER AND SCYTHER ARE WELL CHARACTERIZED, DESPITE EVERY EPISODE LASTING ONLY A FEW MINUTES! I JUST… CAN’T STOP HOLDING DOWN THE CAPS-LOCK!!!)