When your mom watches you cook {Thanksgiving Edition}

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  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Worst dish/food experience on Thanksgiving?

    • @tinalee7440
      @tinalee7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      My parents had a HUGE fight and the both stormed off into different rooms and didn’t come out until around midnight. Meanwhile, we all was scared to touch the food or ask either of them if we could eat so we starved till they came back down stairs.😩

    • @nunyabusiness3625
      @nunyabusiness3625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This would be my grandma and my vegan behind. I'll just end up sulking while she takes over.

    • @markeshiajones5789
      @markeshiajones5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Going to my aunt (married in) and uncle house mixed the families and she let her family be in charged of the food. Let's just say the dressing was dark as dirt I don't know what they call themselves making😭

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Somebody cooked chitlins one year….but didn’t clean ‘em good!🤢

    • @pigsnum1
      @pigsnum1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      My family does a potluck, my cousins mom brought macaroni and cheese. It was so pretty and yellow and cheesy. MY mama gets a big spoonful and it was SWEET 😂😂😂 She put sugar in her Mac and cheese y'all!!!! 🤢

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    THE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE that comes from cooking in front of the elders is CRAZYYYYY!!!

    • @cheriarichard2698
      @cheriarichard2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Absolutely 🤣

    • @rainbowmocasin1
      @rainbowmocasin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I put my foot in it a hunnid times over .i dare sombody to try and tell me sumpen thats 100% facts

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yes, Lord! Don’t try no new dishes, either…..you might be in for some trouble if you decide to “speriment” …..🤣

    • @evolved93
      @evolved93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They all like “YEEN FINNA KXLL US WITH YO CONCOCTIONS!”🤣

    • @heathertea2704
      @heathertea2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SOOOOOOOO critical.😏

  • @Only1_Me
    @Only1_Me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    "When I die, don't cook for my repast... you just sit there and cry" ☠️😂🤣

    • @theessenceofsuccess888
      @theessenceofsuccess888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WWambition
      @WWambition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That took me out.

    • @GiftedGospelSingers
      @GiftedGospelSingers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Purposely searched through the comments for this one, cause I knew somebody else had to feel that but me 😂

    • @Only1_Me
      @Only1_Me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@GiftedGospelSingers mama and that wig was throwing nothing but punches but that one was the knockout blow 🤣😂

    • @curlygurl43
      @curlygurl43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wenonakuhrman878
    @wenonakuhrman878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    " this ain't the time to 'spearmint!" 🤣

  • @Chylolaethai
    @Chylolaethai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I brought whole cranberry sauce to my granny house in 2001, she still mad

  • @t.p.h.1828
    @t.p.h.1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Can we just take a half a second to give it up for the bounce of those curls in mama's wig?!👏🏽....Yes ma'am! 😀

  • @DeeAnn02
    @DeeAnn02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Wanna bet mama is going to end up cooking the whole meal to her standard.

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes. Get out ma kitchen 🙅🏾‍♀️

    • @lashan3103
      @lashan3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Facts ....😂

    • @anoelsilliw5256
      @anoelsilliw5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "Can I help you for a second?" Next thing you know it's three hours later and the whole meal has been done😭

    • @jo5755
      @jo5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My mom on a regular day. Takes right over

    • @storieswithdom
      @storieswithdom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought it was just my mom 😂❤️

  • @JessicaLanear
    @JessicaLanear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    As we speak, I’m in the middle of a generational kitchen fight!! My great aunt put my momma’s turkey in the oven with no seasoning or not my momma’s seasoning and permission. My mom just went back to the store to get a whole other turkey. It’s serious around here y’all!!

    • @ejspeaks
      @ejspeaks  3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      OH.MY.GAWD ☠☠☠☠

    • @JessicaLanear
      @JessicaLanear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@ejspeaks one Turkey in the over, one on the counter. I wish I could send a picture. 🤣🤣

    • @keashiclem
      @keashiclem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Girl Im screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mama said "not my damn turkey!!!" Huh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @msch3891
      @msch3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That's how it is 🤣 Everybody is serious about their dishes

    • @jazminem1620
      @jazminem1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      We will pray and send an army to break up fight!!lol

  • @LadyLexxx
    @LadyLexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "Bout semny-two degrees" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ejspeaks
      @ejspeaks  3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      ☠☠☠☠

    • @tillyj2132
      @tillyj2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like what degrees 😳. Omg hilarious! EJ is a mess😁

  • @tamekagilford8835
    @tamekagilford8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Some of the Pet milk…”yes Lord!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OhthatsChauna
    @OhthatsChauna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I’ve been cooking since I was born” 👌🏽👌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SavannahSylver
    @SavannahSylver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    Don't cook for my repast... let Ethel an nem handle all the cooking.💀

  • @ThatGirlDee86
    @ThatGirlDee86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    Is this Ms. Jackie's relative? They both have that, "I'm not in your business but I'm in your business" spirit.

    • @KahnKerrer74
      @KahnKerrer74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes. She a relative...and if mama ain't there to guide, then she will send cousin Robert...he know what to do!! Lmao 🤣 🤣

    • @ThatGirlDee86
      @ThatGirlDee86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@KahnKerrer74 Robert for DAMM sure knows what to do!

    • @MarquitaR
      @MarquitaR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol this is miss Jackie niece lol or her daughter lol

    • @thatboycjsings
      @thatboycjsings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This has to be miss Jackie’s sister

    • @ChaunMatayen
      @ChaunMatayen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's Ms. Jackie's mama's sister, the one who always cooked under their mom haha

  • @shanny5890
    @shanny5890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "When I die don't cook for my repast!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bkrunz
      @Bkrunz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “Just come and cry”

    • @shaneedastaples1209
      @shaneedastaples1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This line took me ALL the way out! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @pamshairexpo3892
      @pamshairexpo3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That part😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @truediva18
    @truediva18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is why we need Big Mama back and teaching cooking classes

  • @cherieveal
    @cherieveal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I've been cooking since I was born" Now that part had me rolling.😂😂😂

  • @Leota18
    @Leota18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Add seasoning until the spirit of our ancestors whisper enough.
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    • @SoulSistah1LM
      @SoulSistah1LM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep! That's why I don't want anyone else in the kitchen with me when I'm cooking!

  • @saradavis9137
    @saradavis9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “You the cook, you the chef...chef it up !” 😂😂

    • @bridgetgilliam1837
      @bridgetgilliam1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ejspeaks will make you pee on yourself with her foolishness 😂😂😂

  • @pamelaarias5586
    @pamelaarias5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    When mom says she's going to watch you cook, just get ready for a marathon of do's and don'ts.

    • @christywheeler1
      @christywheeler1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆😆😆

    • @LIVEINPEACE2023
      @LIVEINPEACE2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And more don’ts than do’s!!!

    • @Jesus.SaVeS77
      @Jesus.SaVeS77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gdm. @ Pamela Arias, 😀😆👍🏾that's soo Right. 😆😂
      I wish'd I cud taste, eat my Mother's Southern soul foods with her again. RIP/RIH Mama.

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not a marathon Lmaooo

    • @dolomitefan1767
      @dolomitefan1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get ready to be triggered

  • @TheTCMfan
    @TheTCMfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Lol 🤣 This is my mom all that’s missing is my dad yelling from the den “don’t let that gurl burn down our kitchen”

    • @Chich8058
      @Chich8058 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ItsmeTinaP
    @ItsmeTinaP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “You the chef! Chef it up” 😂😂😂 I’m laughing too hard because this is my mom. Man I was too ready to move out of her house. Ain’t looked back since 😂😂😂

  • @BlueShockwave21
    @BlueShockwave21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Thanksgiving is the Super Bowl for black moms & grandmas. The Super Bowl ain't the time to be trying brand new plays, stick to what we've been practicing all year.

    • @DK-qj7cr
      @DK-qj7cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re use to 😶😑🙄😒😩😩😂🤣

    • @9thborn
      @9thborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣Facts

    • @9thborn
      @9thborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DK-qj7cr don't go chasing waterfalls on Thanksgiving 🤣

  • @tanyac123
    @tanyac123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Let me tell you how to do this one thing, then I'll get out of your way..." says every mama about EVERYTHING!!! 🤣

    • @Mzdede670
      @Mzdede670 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I won’t do it to my daughter in law because that’s her house and kitchen. But if my son in there cooking something then I’m standing right there slightly shaking my head “Just a little bit more seasoning” 😂😮

    • @Ice-c-o8q
      @Ice-c-o8q ปีที่แล้ว

      Not my mother. She used to watch me like I was putting on a show and would gasp when I did something she didn't know how to do.

  • @aroyaldiadem3873
    @aroyaldiadem3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Man that momma hair be convicting the mess outta you! lololol

  • @angelstar260
    @angelstar260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not let Ethel do the food while you just sit there and cry🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 took me out!

  • @mrhymer95
    @mrhymer95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This had me hollering! Old school moms don't play, they will tell you about yourself especially when it comes to cooking and raising children.

  • @sweetcarahmel
    @sweetcarahmel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    The "liiiiiittle bit mo milk" is my Momma!😂😂😂

    • @allisonrena
      @allisonrena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea …. Little bit more little bit more STOP! Is what i hear. When i pour a tad bit more then what i was supposed to, she fixing it quickly! She Says Its okay and proceeds to work a miracle….

    • @sweetcarahmel
      @sweetcarahmel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allisonrena 😂😂😂

  • @MalikJS18
    @MalikJS18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    This is my grandma when she tell me how to stir and the part “I’m not going tell you how to make it but” 😂

  • @foundfavor
    @foundfavor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    When I die, don't cook for me. Let Ethel nem cook for the repast. You just sit and cry!" LOL

    • @pretaporterp
      @pretaporterp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The sit down and cry had me OUT! LOL!!

    • @angelreney3662
      @angelreney3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀😂😂

    • @Momzke3
      @Momzke3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Took me out lol

    • @JCLime
      @JCLime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Flatlined ok 😂😂😂

    • @jasmineavery4870
      @jasmineavery4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 this is MY GRANNY!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @byrdiebae8774
    @byrdiebae8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This is too funny. My gma did my mom like this a couple of years back. My mom commented that her dressing was thick when she was trying to mix her ingredients. My gma, without looking at my mom, said did you put chicken broth in it. She hadn't. That's still 💯 one of our funniest holiday moments.

    • @bakende1103
      @bakende1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I pretty much use chicken broth in everything that calls for water in a savory dish. Even mashed potatoes to boil the potatoes.

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@BA Kende yep! Adds flavor

  • @theloftons8297
    @theloftons8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My brother has a vegan girlfriend and she came over for Thanksgiving. I asked my husband not to use meat in the vegetables (he did most of the cooking) and he said "she eats what we eat or she brings her own". I made some veggies just for her so she wouldn't feel left out; but, by the end of the day she was eating everything except the ham.

    • @Rhiaanon
      @Rhiaanon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @TheRealDealHunny
    @TheRealDealHunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "you can have your vegan macaroni on the side, but we gonna have the regular macaroni with the cholesterol" lol 😆😆

    • @bilettepotter7924
      @bilettepotter7924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know thats right the real regular macaroni and cheese with cholesterol 😋

    • @selenasimmons6653
      @selenasimmons6653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @brahmabkitty03
    @brahmabkitty03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If this ain’t errrbody Mama, Auntie and Grandma 😂🤣

  • @tiffanymatthews1459
    @tiffanymatthews1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Pet milk! Lissen! If your thanksgiving lineup doesn’t include a recipes the calls for pet milk you ain’t doing it right!

  • @chassityperkins8644
    @chassityperkins8644 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don’t cook for my repast😂😂😂😂

  • @mojisoladeji
    @mojisoladeji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That throat-clearing is universal in the Black world. I'm Nigerian and that, or eye contact, is your cue to be👏🏾 have 👏🏾

  • @QUEENBirdgang86
    @QUEENBirdgang86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    And that’s why I’m going to her house to eat and not cooking 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ML-zj3ph
      @ML-zj3ph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 😆 😝

    • @JSmedic1
      @JSmedic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right. 'Cuz, she's gonna have all tasting correct and seasoned! And she won't kill us.

    • @QUEENBirdgang86
      @QUEENBirdgang86 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol big facts 😂😂😂 @M J

    • @ifeefee6964
      @ifeefee6964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly!!! 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dtrice9867
    @dtrice9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Every Aunte in the world "I been cooking since I was born" ...I'm dead 😃

  • @antoinelk00
    @antoinelk00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This be my momma, but the only thing is that she Asian and she be 2 times more angry with my cooking than my black daddy lol

  • @justanotherdayinstl6451
    @justanotherdayinstl6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I watched this last night and am still chuckling at “I can SEE there ain’t enough seasoning” lol

  • @catherinewhite8719
    @catherinewhite8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way you say, "Oh my Lord"! These are triggering words for me!😂😂😂

  • @jojobean2309
    @jojobean2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    My mom passed 6 years back when I was in my twenties, she always tried to teach me to cook like her. I regret it now but I am teaching myself. I hope she's proud.

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She is. ♥️

    • @ksy4747
      @ksy4747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am sure she is cheering you on and perhaps giving an advice or two from the sidelines now. 🙏❤ I lost my mother in May and she would make the yummies duck on Thanksgiving (in addition to turkey) last few years. Shame I didn't get the recipe.

    • @jojobean2309
      @jojobean2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ksy4747 the recipes 😂

    • @jessiemac4970
      @jessiemac4970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💙🙏🏾

    • @allegralockett1567
      @allegralockett1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She is proud. God bless you.

  • @Sisipooh
    @Sisipooh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    “I been cookin since I was born” got burnt 11teen times on my baby arms but The food was good wasn’t it

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🙌🏽

    • @DuvaLH3
      @DuvaLH3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not baby arms 😂. But for real, the burns on my grandma’s forearms was how you KNEW it was gon be good

  • @QuitasBanana
    @QuitasBanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I knew mama was lying bout just watching when I saw her wearing that apron. She tipped from the other room to the kitchen to the actual mixing to the eventual cooking. This kinda pressure busts pipes. But that repast shade. 😂😂

    • @EdenCroft
      @EdenCroft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That repast shade was stone-cold :)

    • @WWambition
      @WWambition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “This kinda pressure busts pipes”

    • @HealthWithHilary
      @HealthWithHilary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😂😂

  • @aw1091
    @aw1091 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is not the time to be experimenting 😂😂😂! She is one of the funniest women on the planet!

  • @shavonstevens2183
    @shavonstevens2183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That's the reason why I buy the ingredients and everything she needs, and then I get the hell out of her way. 😂

  • @Avant402
    @Avant402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Don’t spring no new dishes at Thanksgiving!! This is not the time to be experimental!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 My momma, grandma, and great auntie all day long!!😆😆

    • @patriciadavis5939
      @patriciadavis5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a blessing all the girls hanging in there.🥰

  • @benitawilliams5545
    @benitawilliams5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This is exactly why I don't cook at my Mama house on Thanksgiving, Ma you gone head and cook cuz we ain't doing this today.

    • @Nicole-yj5cu
      @Nicole-yj5cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💯💯💯💯💯

  • @miraclesblessings5044
    @miraclesblessings5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Don't forget about them telling you to wash the dishes as you go along. My great grandmother always says "I know you ain't touching anything in my kitchen and you didn't wash your hands"

    • @Yourstruly4.0
      @Yourstruly4.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes "keep your kitchen clean as you cook, run you a lil dish water and have your dish rag on the side" ...mama was right tho lol

    • @cog_adh6392
      @cog_adh6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      'Clean as you go' is what my mom always says, lol. She's right tho 😂

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cog_adh6392 ‘Clean as you go’. I felt that one. That’s Mom, all day.🙂She’ll either say that one or quote scripture like ‘Cleanliness is next to Godliness.” 😂

    • @toroitichcherono7921
      @toroitichcherono7921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wooh, I was just talking to my niece about that yesterday! How many times do I need to remind her to clean as she goes?! Then she's standing in the kitchen at 9pm looking at a stack of dishes, talking bout she's tired! I can't! I raised her better than that because my mother raised me better than that.

    • @TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1
      @TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was my grandmother's favorite...

  • @anitrataylor8447
    @anitrataylor8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rofl, the seasoning part. Lol, we've banded people from cooking because of that. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @catherinewhite8719
    @catherinewhite8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ok, I'm bout to say, I know she gon' use butta!"😂😂😂
    I'm hollering over here! I detect NO lies in this video!😂😂😂

  • @brianabryant6497
    @brianabryant6497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I love how she say" its up to you you can use cream of chicken or cream of mushroom but it's up to you" lol while giving her only 2 choices😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DK-qj7cr
      @DK-qj7cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep they be sleeping on the cream of celery fr fr

    • @LG_Hakubi
      @LG_Hakubi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's how you low-key do it for children, making them think they have a choice😆

    • @deonsthumbring5511
      @deonsthumbring5511 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I caught that and got tickled 😂😂😂

  • @blackbutterfly8338
    @blackbutterfly8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    That wig, I swear, is everything and in active duty!🤣😂🤣😂 Ms Glenda can cook for me any day! Happy Thanksgiving, Fam!

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Active duty! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @naye5178
      @naye5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @jai3380
      @jai3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK, LOL! Too funny! Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!

    • @tanmack8655
      @tanmack8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy Thanksgiving

    • @Miss_Dani_DWhit
      @Miss_Dani_DWhit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep
      It's the curls bouncing for me

  • @ms.t247
    @ms.t247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “When I die don’t cook for my repass.. let Ethel nem cook... you just sit down and cry.” 😂😂😂 ROFLMBO... sound like something my auntie would say 😂😂😂😂

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenkinsjohnson1372
    @jenkinsjohnson1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's the neck and wig thrusts for me. If you ain't gone do it right, get cho' behind out the kitchen Shanitra!🤣🤣🤣

  • @lf9038
    @lf9038 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My mom was away for the weekend and I got to cook for my daddy. I was so happy! I'm not a confident cook so it was nice not to have her looking over my shoulder. ❤

  • @crichardson7424
    @crichardson7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    THAT IS RIGHT! DO NOT-NOT-NOT bring No Experimental Dishes for Thanksgiving or ANY EATING Holiday, Nawl...Periodt!

  • @raaecollier4919
    @raaecollier4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I know good n well Mama ain’t let Shaneedra in the kitchen 😩😩😩 Lawd!

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For real! She must be talking to Shaneedra’s older sister.

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think we all know Shaneedra don’t cook nothing but noodles and meat tacos.

    • @raaecollier4919
      @raaecollier4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shaneedra sister must not be doing too well either 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rcbuckets
      @rcbuckets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sure there's another daughter because we know Shaneedra doesn't own her own house.

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rcbuckets …let alone, ‘cook water’, as my grandma would say…😂😂

  • @richandjoy
    @richandjoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I am sending this to my Mama right now. This will be us tomorrow. Lord give me strength! Lol

    • @specialk8696
      @specialk8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Enjoy 😆😆😆🙏🏽

    • @pattywilliams788
      @pattywilliams788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mother, God Rest Her Soul, was a patient teacher, but my sister-she is the sweetest person normally, but she has to have some things done her way. I usually close my eyes, take a deep breath and let her do it. Except for my dressing-I will fight anybody over my cornbread dressing! 😤

  • @akosuamroney
    @akosuamroney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You just putting red dust on your food” 😂😂

  • @BabyBeyonce09
    @BabyBeyonce09 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You mean to tell me you got cranberry sauce with the WHOLE cranberry in it? Lawd have mercy!” 😂😂😂😂
    Mama! Get out my kitchen, please 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sayless1445
    @sayless1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    That Wig shake is everything 😍 🙌🏾

  • @Monsieur_Balance_7
    @Monsieur_Balance_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    EJ portrayed this phenomenon 100% accurately!

  • @ricaivory6571
    @ricaivory6571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That "raise ya elbow and scoop and stir" is my grandma telling me how to stir her cornbread, "get in there now amd stir it good" and now I'm always designated to helping cook 😩😩 but I'm also designated taste tester. Be running in that house when my granny say "where my taste tester" I'M RIGHT HERE GRANNY! Stopping the spades game and everything 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRailwayDrone
    @TheRailwayDrone ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I didn't see you use it at first." The way you pronounced "first" had me dead lol...

  • @AllthingsCali724
    @AllthingsCali724 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is sooooo MY MAMA!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @jessieramos2168
    @jessieramos2168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    72 degrees took me out! I’m done. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    One thanksgiving I cooked a huge meal for like 10 people. I start at like five am thinking people were gonna jump in and help. My mom comes in about ten and say “I would help you but my hands are dirty.” She sat in the kitchen, watched me cook that whole meal and saying every once in a while “I sho’ would help you, but my hands are dirty.” Everyone else showed up at 2. They ate. I took a nap.

    • @finallyanaccount
      @finallyanaccount 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      She must have had the world’s dirtiest hands!

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's my excuse when my mama ask me to do something 😂😂😂😂

    • @cjen7444
      @cjen7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Didn’t you have soap and water for those dirty hands🤣😂

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cjen7444 then she woulda got hit with "my hands broke" 😂😂😂

    • @4knewt505
      @4knewt505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You learned that year 😂 so funny because now that my kids are almost grown my mom told us she's not cooking family dinners anymore. She said she's tired and we know what to do by now. Time to serve the elders 👑👸

  • @specialk8696
    @specialk8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “You got the cranberry sauce with the whole cranberry in it” oh my lord

    • @lynnettaw.2061
      @lynnettaw.2061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @manb4war
      @manb4war 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She ain't wrong tho....we don't eat that

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@manb4war we don't either!

  • @SolidGold130
    @SolidGold130 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I been cooking since I was born” had me rolling😅!!!

  • @BEECHER_SLIM
    @BEECHER_SLIM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What is we powdering sugar for?"

  • @shaneedastaples1209
    @shaneedastaples1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I hollered at "don't cook at my repast!!!" Someone please bring the paddles because I've flat lined!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💖💖💖

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂girrrrl! Took me out!

  • @pockahantiss
    @pockahantiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Even I when I follow directions, I’m STILL doin’ it wrong!😔😔😔

    • @ejspeaks
      @ejspeaks  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ME TOOOO!!

  • @burrelleful
    @burrelleful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Sadly the old school relatives like this are almost no more. I wish I would’ve listened to my mom every time she tried to show me how to throw down in the kitchen when I was coming up; that wisdom is priceless. Now I’m in my 30s and live off of takeout and turkey sandwiches 🤦🏽‍♀️ A damn shame!

    • @pinklady4772
      @pinklady4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sorry for your loss,but girl just do like I do when I want to try something "new". Go on TH-cam, however the dish look in the picture I say that's how I want mine to look. I just follow that recipe. I cooked Thanksgiving dinner last year all by TH-cam videos.

    • @bdet313
      @bdet313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It’s not too late sis. There’s plenty of grandma’s and aunties here on Yt sharing their recipes and tips with us!

    • @smooth5755
      @smooth5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🙏🏾

    • @Samson-b1z
      @Samson-b1z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You got this ! It’s never too late.

    • @nonya6022
      @nonya6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pinklady4772 Was about to say some of them "old school" folks learned how to use youtube. They got step by step tutorials that make you feel just like ya auntie standing next to you while you cook.

  • @edwenahoward3060
    @edwenahoward3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is every down south old head (male or female) in every family, but that "don't cook for my repast just sit there and cry" took me out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mssugahill
    @mssugahill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You see how my elbow is up?” 😂😂😂😂
    “Just sit down and cry…” 😂😂😂😂

  • @mrkinla
    @mrkinla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    BRILLIANT!!! Paprika "dust" made me holla (because I've always felt the same way).

    • @nadriafrazier6905
      @nadriafrazier6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅 Mee too!! Paprika...the "red dust"! 😂😂

    • @wandaminter9421
      @wandaminter9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've always thought the same, that it's just for presentation. THEN I discovered smoked paprika, and Hungarian hot paprika and more. I still use the "red dust" just for color though.

    • @nadriafrazier6905
      @nadriafrazier6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wandaminter9421 yeah...that smoked paprika hits a lil different. 😁 Where can I find the Hungarian hot paprika?

    • @wandaminter9421
      @wandaminter9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nadriafrazier6905 You are so right about the smoked paprika. As for the hot, believe it or not I found both of them at TJ Maxx/Marshalls. I'll bet Trader Joes would have it at a decent price, or if you live near a Penzeys they have smaller sizes if you don't want to buy a big amount the first time out.
      Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

    • @patriciadavis5939
      @patriciadavis5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed so hard. Out done. Too real.

  • @brandyapplez5321
    @brandyapplez5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    This is so freaking real tho!!EJ please do " helping black moms decorate the Christmas tree"...lol

    • @Just_Visiting316
      @Just_Visiting316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yesssss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @soyouthought8231
      @soyouthought8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes maaaam already waitin 😂

    • @hindenburg2006
      @hindenburg2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dear God no - I’m already getting triggered!!!🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @Ready4ChangeRU
      @Ready4ChangeRU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great idea!

    • @lisadukes6471
      @lisadukes6471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🔥🔥🔥👑📖💒🛐🕊🔥🙏🙏🏽🙏🏻😄ima need a depend diaper fo that one🔥

  • @anzestororacle
    @anzestororacle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    😂😂😂 Let me show you how to do this, then Imma let you do it🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

  • @raushanahcrenshaw3780
    @raushanahcrenshaw3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Baby this wig is all of the laughs!!

  • @WelcometoChickenlandia
    @WelcometoChickenlandia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I mean she's right about the paprika LOL

  • @moni7997
    @moni7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ma said just sit down and cry at the repass, but DON'T COOK NOTHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lauriescott5152
    @lauriescott5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Elbow at 72 degrees!" 🤣I see myself and I'm through!!!😂😂❤❤❤

  • @ReturnToNature927
    @ReturnToNature927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Who else is waiting for the blooper reel when that wig falls off… I can’t take my eyes off it! 😂

  • @rashadb8385
    @rashadb8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That wig never disappoints 😂😂😂😂

  • @tamekagilford8835
    @tamekagilford8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Bout 72 degrees up”!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marjoriejudge5348
    @marjoriejudge5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    - oh dear - - - "chef it up"......hysterical

  • @specialk8696
    @specialk8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    “What are you looking for the paprika for ?It don’t even taste like nothing- you just putting red dust on ur food”. I’ve watched this video about 10 times laughing out loud. EJ absolutely hilarious😂😂😂. Wishing you and your family a blessed and safe holiday 🙏🏽

    • @NicholsKT
      @NicholsKT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true. It don’t make sense. Red bell peppers have so much flavor fresh and cooked, then you dehydrate it into paprika and it don’t taste like nothing

    • @tnt3929
      @tnt3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes! I was cracking up. I agree..paprika is red dust. No flavor! Lol

    • @tnt3929
      @tnt3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Set your vegan stuff to the side🤣🤣🤣

    • @CH-vm6cq
      @CH-vm6cq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's true.....

    • @user-tm4my4jb6d
      @user-tm4my4jb6d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NicholsKT RIGHT, no one will admit that.

  • @heatherjohnson7837
    @heatherjohnson7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    That’s exactly how my mom acts whenever I want to make a vegan dish. 😂

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That throat clearing was hilarious and so real!!! 😆

  • @dimplesd8931
    @dimplesd8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You sit down and cry” 💀💀💀🤣

  • @AFRuckus1
    @AFRuckus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "So what? You gon' whip me cuz' I don't taste no seasoning?!"..... I'm done!... Take me Lawd! :-)

  • @Just_Visiting316
    @Just_Visiting316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I wish my Mom was still here to stress me out this Thanksgiving. 💕

  • @fine_art_wr
    @fine_art_wr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I’m never been more grateful for my mother’s lack of patience when she would just rush me out the kitchen altogether. Moma I thank you lol! 🙏🏽💯

  • @kikicola78
    @kikicola78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This right here....is my mom everytime she is over and I cook! 🤣💯

  • @Vambam121
    @Vambam121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not the "grease up too high"!! lol LAWD....PTSD!!

  • @AM-sz6yq
    @AM-sz6yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I didn’t know what flavor was until I met my husband and didn’t know that there was anything other than salt, pepper, and butter. Thank God I met him.

  • @myrlsjulmiste6213
    @myrlsjulmiste6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The accuracy in this video‼️‼️‼️ EJ you are black, black. My mama all the way🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisania726
    @chrisania726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lol my grandmother name is Ethel and she cooks for everyone repass ❤

  • @rellenoz
    @rellenoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how she gradually got more angry LOL