anything that learned to use guns and we would be dead, i mean imagine if a virus was able to shoot small peletes out of the cracked skulls of ants killing any and all creatures in its path. yeah
Born too late to explore the Earth... Born too early to explore the universe... *Born at exactly the right time to steal my neighbor's internet and watch Jacksepticeye*
Jack, if you posses a troop and click V, you can give them orders like 'rally','attack target', 'go to position', 'hold your ground', 'on me' and 'carry on'. Edit: Wow this got a lot of likes, shame that Jack didn't see it, but thanks anyway!
Maybe try having armies that are "Led" by heroes? Have an army of knights led by the Golden Knight, an army of Skeletons led by the Soul Tyrant, and an army of Archers led by the Elven Huntress.
jack theres also a new god power if you hit two it changes from nuke to wind and you can blow things around. soul tyrants can also smack people into the air just like the cyclops. like so hell see plz.
@nemesis92 Just press the numberkeys on your keyboard, 1 is for nuke and 2 is for the wind power, both are activated while pressing ''n'' and for the wind power you have to hold it. Right now there is no other power but they probably add new ones in the development.
Hey Jack there's a new god power I think it's "wind" if your wondering what a god power is it's pretty much the nuke, I believe you can change it in the options.
"be good and if you can't do that be good at it".east bay 94509 type of shit. . along with" need not ,ask not .want not". aka think and be self providing.
do a zombie invasion on the city with soldiers on the rooftops and around the city and make a custom soldier that had 0 attack (civilians) that sit around in the middle. The goal is to protect the civilians LIKE SO JACK CAN SEE!
HEY JACK!! Can you recreate the battle of Helms Deep Team 1- 10000 Orcs 1 giant ogre Team 2- 1 golden knight 1 dwarf 500 elvyn huntresses 500 archers 2000 footman 1000 heavy knights 2000 cavalry I would enjoy if you put this in a video!!
20:30 I imagine a scenario where a bunch of cyclops have taken shelter in the mountains nearby a city. The cyclops kept coming down and killing people’s livestock and anything else they could get their hands on before returning back up to their mountain with their catches. The local lord became fed up with these unwanted guests and ordered a 1/4 of his banner men up the mountain to drive the cyclops away
23:48 _"Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun"_ ...how the fuck does that work..? Can you imagine if weather report on channels said _"tomorrow will be mostly cloudy with some clouds"_..? How do you even interpret that..?
Zegorykz umm do you know a Weather Balloon? There are so much in space and it will send a signal to weather headquarters if clouds are forming, it can sense cold wind and stuff
haha, i have: The Spartan Nemesis Clucking Kings Mothercluckers Brad Pitt Gimli son of gloin Terry The Tyrannical Gangster Chicks (fake laughs) i have no life... 11:40
Heavy Knights: "Let's see, we could either risk dying swimming across the river or we could walk peacefully across the big sturdy bridge infront of us. What should we do. *Decision*. I guess we're swimming it then". Jack: "Oh, if you had brain's you'd be dangerous". Haha :D Nice video Jack. I'm also a gaming TH-camr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack. :D
10:14 'Ooh she's nailing him, oh she's fucking him up! I don't know if that's gonna last though!' May I direct you to Pewd's last video, CONTEXT MATTERS
I'd honestly like to see more variety in terms of units in these videos. Jack just tends to take the newest units, and throw massive armies of them against eachother. I'd honestly like to see some smaller sized armies, made up of a wide variety of units, like pairing warriors up with archers, and maybe having the soul reaper guy lead a skeleton army, maybe with some zombies or orcs for support. Just saying. Also, probably nothing will happen, but I think you should try to toss a nuke in that volcano Jack. Who knows. Something might happen.
watching the knights try and go across the water was the best. I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂. Please do more videos of this jack and keep up the good work.
Jack you can make soldiers go flying using the nuke but there can't be a lot of soldiers in the same place or else it's not gonna work and the volcano doesn't erupt
I don't know what it is. But this game and random games you play when I sit down at night it makes me feel relaxed and at home. I don't know if it's because it's a series and I felt good before watching it. Or just because you in general make me feel better when I'm upset a lot or just are apart of my daily routine. I hope you understand how great you really are jack. Thanks for all you do honestly. And congrats on the move. Glad it has been swell for you both.
Voscillate I like to call that relaxation feeling when watching a JSE vid the "boss effect." Only someone as bosstastic as Sean could ease we warry souls when at our lowest.
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as someone who raises chickens, I already know how terrifying they can be. if they learned to use guns we'd all be dead.
They probably won't harm they're trainer.
+Poppy_Patty _ that's what they want you to think.
anything that learned to use guns and we would be dead, i mean imagine if a virus was able to shoot small peletes out of the cracked skulls of ants killing any and all creatures in its path.
yeah
Anti-Anti Fun
Since you're clearly a kid, I'm not gonna ruin your mentality with science yet.
SansYT is called fantasy
The soldiers went flying because it was a contained area. The game actually uses shock wave physics.
Yeah, I wish he did it properly with a bunch of units. I also wish he used the gust/blow god power cause the ragdoll physics for it is hilarious.
Joe Adam that is what I am trying to tell jack
about the gust power
I think it might have been because they were on a hill and didn't have ground directly under them to catch them.
jack needs to see this coment
Comment*
Born too late to explore the Earth...
Born too early to explore the universe...
*Born at exactly the right time to steal my neighbor's internet and watch Jacksepticeye*
McMexicans you are a fucking thug
McMexicans holy shit
this is so funny hahahah
lol
McMexicans Your profile pic is perfect for this
"IN THIS CORNER-"
I'm gonna have to stop ya right there pal. Its a coliseum. THERE ARE NO CORNERS
Lolo
lol
Lol
Lol
Im the first Comment not to say l o l, Haha I ruined the cult!
They added a gladiator arena? I can now remake the movie Gladiator using nothing but chickens and a single turtle.
omg yes please. Make a video of it and upload it. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT!!!
CRAZZY GAMER hahahaha alright. If Jack doesn't steal my idea I deft will! It would be so friggen funny.
ok I subbed and turned on post notifications.
CRAZZY GAMER lmao, thanks. Maybe if it goes well Hollywood will turn it into an actual remake!
The battle to end all battles.
Jack: Oh, look at that, I'm suddenly bored!
*Sets off nuke, which causes him to laugh maniacally*
Not so bored now, are ya, Jackie?
Jack, if you posses a troop and click V, you can give them orders like 'rally','attack target', 'go to position', 'hold your ground', 'on me' and 'carry on'.
Edit: Wow this got a lot of likes, shame that Jack didn't see it, but thanks anyway!
Hey
Hi
Bob Mbouper look at my chanel
I changed your desc
Bob Mbouper Hi
"When I'm bored."
*Launches nuc*
*Wipes out over thousand lives*
*LAUGHS*
Nothing wrong at all.
Nuc? Its nuke
No hate
Da duck walked up to da lemonade store
@@wyeth2138 A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said "You got any grapes?" Doot doo dooo... *CONTINUES ON*
Maybe try having armies that are "Led" by heroes? Have an army of knights led by the Golden Knight, an army of Skeletons led by the Soul Tyrant, and an army of Archers led by the Elven Huntress.
Ryan Lester yes
You forgot about ww11 soldiers led by chuck norris
No chuck Norris chuck Norris is invincible so it would be unfair
It should be ww2 soldiers led by brad Pitt the one jack made
Copied
Edit sorry thought i was deeper in comments
Customize a U.S Soldier to have 5% accuracy and name him "storm trooper"
calvin le oh god
YEEEES DO THAT PLEASE
Ha!
YES
Well, if we want to be really accurate, the GERMAN solders were the ones originally referred to as storm troopers
jack theres also a new god power if you hit two it changes from nuke to wind and you can blow things around. soul tyrants can also smack people into the air just like the cyclops. like so hell see plz.
Cheese Nips thx bro
👍
shit! my dog shit in her cage
green hair? laughs at a nuke being dropped?
jack=joker confirmed
CookieMonster0108 the less wild version of Joker
My boy is that a reference to Injustice?
omygoshwhy yes, but he drops a nuke in injustice and laughs at it, so...
Your right dude
Except when the Joker drops a nuke, he laughs with evil. When Jack drops a nuke, people go flying.
That maniacal laugh though at the death of 4000 virtual people , ten outta ten Jack !
You have another God power called "wind" that can blow troops away and do really cool shit. You can enable it in the options. Like so jack can see
Xotic VibeZ so basically you can blow people *badumtss*
Gold Godzilla good one! 😂😂😂😂
Or press 2
You can also possess a warrior and command some troopers
Lol
Jack try to kill chunk by possessing him and make him walk in the volcano!
Potato's Of Wood the lava would end up being burned!
Doesn't work
ARMY OF DARKNESS!!! Jack, recreate Army of Darkness!!!!
Potato's Of Wood TRUE
Ummm I did he just infinitely loses health then regains he sits on lava like what is that supposed to hurt
Maybe create a sniper by making the range of an us soldier 300, accuracy 100% and time to shoot 0.3
pedro devogelaere genius
And add max damage
Max accuracy is 99%.
Todays Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun
Nice.
Isabelle Craig Well done game. 👏🏻
Yeah
Thank you Kanye very cool
Yeah that bothered me as well It should say Mostly Sunny With Scattered Clouds or Mostly Cloudy With Some Sun or just straight up Mostly Sunny.
And some more sun
Jack there is now a tornado you can use. It's like the nuke
Wich key do you need to press to use it ?
Dan Theman if it's true, that would be cool
oumiyamyorkie it is its a new god power
@nemesis92 Just press the numberkeys on your keyboard, 1 is for nuke and 2 is for the wind power, both are activated while pressing ''n'' and for the wind power you have to hold it. Right now there is no other power but they probably add new ones in the development.
wind*
wait Jack, you wouldn't trust a Cyclops because they have one eye, but Sam is an eye. so does that mean you don't trust him either?
megamew 2.0 exposed Jack doesn't trust sam
* X-Files theme plays *
"What would the Germans say?"
After a few days nothing at all. We all saw what happened at Stalingrad
23:19 this is the moment we knew, jack has gone mad
Hahaha 2319 get it get it? No? Ok.....
wut is it?
or am i just stupid?
Dean Noort its from monster inc when the furry monster dude touched a human sock one of the monsters started yelling 2319.....lame I know
8 keep watching that and i laugh every time. i love how they go flying XD
Gabriel Gage wow that's such coincidence
23:18 Jack has finally lost it
Anti is near
Y-yes, A-ant-t-i is h-er-rer. I-ive s-seen hi-im.
Hey Jack there's a new god power I think it's "wind" if your wondering what a god power is it's pretty much the nuke, I believe you can change it in the options.
Use number 2 on the keyboard
killer f!ck stick lol but change the picture your ruined America
Press numpad 2 to switch and press 1 to switch back
"be good and if you can't do that be good at it".east bay 94509 type of shit. . along with" need not ,ask not .want not". aka think and be self providing.
killer f!ck stick yeah there are a new power called WIND JACK
T-Rex + Catapult Rocks
Enough said
It’s ‘nuff said, partner
They don’t have arms lol
you should use all of your custom characters in a fight and see who is victorious!
do a zombie invasion on the city with soldiers on the rooftops and around the city and make a custom soldier that had 0 attack (civilians) that sit around in the middle. The goal is to protect the civilians
LIKE SO JACK CAN SEE!
TheCosmicElite 6 dude the destiny logo looks like a God damn fidget Spinner lmao
TheCosmicElite 6 that's a good idea
That would be badass
TheCosmicElite 6 how do you people come up with these ideas?!
Cool generic teenager username
probably when they kill the 0 attack soldiers in the centre
13:40 chickens are fricking idiots 13:50 these chickens are being smart and flanking
lol
basically one of the kinds of fps players
23:23 I wish he did more of these vids. He clearly enjoys doing what he loves.
Jack: *sets off nuke while laughing hysterically*
Should we be concerned? Nah, I'm sure it's fine XD
Ya shode we be concord?
Sara Compassi about you're grammar? Yes
delaney_ xD its normal
P Jeezy you should be to
Pink Guy no I shouldn't
you should make a video of this in the normal city German vs Americans and make it rain and thunder also fire nukes to make... cinematic
We just need some Japanese soldiers for the nukes
+davin nguyen XD
Hell yes!!!!!
Sean Toland 0
give me a hell yea
HEY JACK!! Can you recreate the battle of Helms Deep
Team 1- 10000 Orcs
1 giant ogre
Team 2- 1 golden knight
1 dwarf
500 elvyn huntresses
500 archers
2000 footman
1000 heavy knights
2000 cavalry
I would enjoy if you put this in a video!!
Master_Josh Gaming wish i had the game so i could make a cinematic
Master_Josh Gaming it's 9 units the max is 8
That One Taco Archers and huntreses put toghether.
Master_Josh Gaming that's so pointless you can already tell who will obviously win
I know how wouldn't win...
Jack's Computer and the Video Card
20:30 I imagine a scenario where a bunch of cyclops have taken shelter in the mountains nearby a city. The cyclops kept coming down and killing people’s livestock and anything else they could get their hands on before returning back up to their mountain with their catches. The local lord became fed up with these unwanted guests and ordered a 1/4 of his banner men up the mountain to drive the cyclops away
Jack: I'm bored
(nukes a 3rd world country)
Jack: Ahhahahahahahahahaha that's soooo coooool
accurate
Screw You now thats a person not qualified for diplomatic relations
23:23 - 23:28 a mad man's laughter right there
But listen to that at 2x speed ;)
He laughs like I do right there! I laugh really weird XD
little_lonely_ice I
hi Jack's twin 😂
Omg I was laughing so hard and then I saw that he was laughing xD
23:48 _"Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun"_
...how the fuck does that work..? Can you imagine if weather report on channels said _"tomorrow will be mostly cloudy with some clouds"_..? How do you even interpret that..?
Zegorykz umm do you know a Weather Balloon? There are so much in space and it will send a signal to weather headquarters if clouds are forming, it can sense cold wind and stuff
That One Taco You didn't really understand it.
That One Taco Use your brain and read it
Sun...some sun...
Zegorykz Jack was only joking XD
haha, i have:
The Spartan Nemesis
Clucking Kings
Mothercluckers
Brad Pitt
Gimli son of gloin
Terry The Tyrannical
Gangster Chicks
(fake laughs) i have no life... 11:40
"I have a mouth full of saliva"
- Jacksepticeye 2017
Ace McCartney stfu
Ace McCartney lol right as i read this he said it
I don't get it 😂😂 . calm down ace just wants attention
duh or your mouth would be dry and be dehydrated
Like* you* go to grammar school
8:23 Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun.
Yeah no shit
Thunder of Dragons I was looking for someone else who noticed that
Thunder of Dragons yeah i know lol
9:38 "Because She's gonna get fucked up by the guy in the other corner"
Jack, that's a coliseum.
...It's a circle.
Not that i'm complaining tho xD
if you think about it a circle is just one endless corner
Ratzyu Atlas xD
Mind blown!
Ratzyu Atlas who cares what he calls it he can call it shit square for all I care
he was pretending they were in a boxing ring
The wife's doin' pretty good!
war has changed
Liorotron Tv War never changes
war...war never changes
A Flute Busting Prussian Mwahaha you are 22 seconds too slow 😋
DarkRubberNeck Lol, so close
Liorotron Tv no, war never changes
23:25 that fucking laugh is terrifying, hello nightmares.
ikr scared me shitless lad. bayjezus lad
Where the fuck have you been? His laugh has been like that, lmao.
Party Ghost 360 anti is back..:O
That was is the Flowy laugh...
Party Ghost 360 he sounded like a crazy god he just destroyed them all and laughs
Heavy Knights: "Let's see, we could either risk dying swimming across the river or we could walk peacefully across the big sturdy bridge infront of us. What should we do. *Decision*. I guess we're swimming it then".
Jack: "Oh, if you had brain's you'd be dangerous". Haha :D
Nice video Jack. I'm also a gaming TH-camr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack. :D
can you do 500 German soldiers vs 500 us soldjers
im sorry
Soldiers*
Me no hablas soilder
15:12 war... war never changes...
YES.
21:14
Careful, Jack, or the next fight will be League vs Dota.
Dota 2
Little did he know 2 years later he hates a chicken name Chuck in Minecraft
"Todays Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun"
What did german soldiers yell?
"E'RMANY!"
Just a thought
Hossenpheffer DOUCHELAND
Hossenpheffer Bologna!
They yell Eutschland!
donca! for that cause im 10% German.
Who remembers the old goat simulator days??😂
Leo Cruz actually I've just come from watching them lol
Leo Cruz yes who love jackcepticeye
Illuminati Gaming boi lol i miss those videos
Even though Jack didn't wanna fool around too much, I really love seeing him fool aorund the most in this game!
jack:*nukes everyone*
also jack:*starts maniacally laughing*
10:14 'Ooh she's nailing him, oh she's fucking him up! I don't know if that's gonna last though!' May I direct you to Pewd's last video, CONTEXT MATTERS
jacks ultimate pick up line "you look like a tree"
raging eagle XD
LMAO
XD
he would get to the bedroom so fast with that.
I like how he calls them corners in a circle XD
yep
Well, Mathematically, a circle has an infinite number of corners...
Barnacle BITCH well mathematical 2+2=aids
Jk
:)
Omg I love his luagh when he deploys the nuke for the first time 😂😂😂
Soul tyrant- its just ghost rider with a big flame sword
Amazing seán, make your own dictionary
The Gangster Chicks sounds like an Adam Sandler movie.
Eggnog4Me Stuff agreed 😂
IN ONE CORNER WE HAVE ELVEN HUNTRESS AND IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE MR. 1000 DEGREE KNIFE DUDE.
😂I'm sorry
Wolf_Lover 48748 omg i saw this comment exactly when he said it
"Ohhhh you're just ghost rider with a big flame sword!"
I died 😂
" weather: mostly sunny with some sun "
Gee, ya don't say?
"Now your my dog!" ~ Jacksepticeye 2k17
that's correct, I chose this one out of many, got a problem with that?
PPD Productions tnx for the grammaer class
you're* learn grammar
and trem
Vysair - *you're
Press 2 to change god weapon
You can get wind press 2 and then N
23:09 please tell me I'm not the only one reminded of the humble music video
the fast zombies in the modern city vs. humans of some kind
it would be cool to see the two zombies fight too
23:22 Jack was that real. Please tell me it was cause IT WAS HILARIOUS I WAS DYING.
Crazy laugh 10/10, I agree with you XD
Anti Septic Eye Best laugh eva! 😂
forced Positivity for the win
Anti Septic Eye I was dying also
that laugh made me feel good XD
you can blow instead of the nuke try look at the controls there are many things that you dont now
like so jack can see it sorry if my english is bad i am from netherlands and in the firts class
it doesn't say in the controls how to change god powers
good idea;D
rayen hanzouli it's true
rayen hanzouli he would have so much fun!
"Oh, look. I suddenly got VERY BORED." Jack, your quotes are the best.
Tortoise with move speed of 900000000000000
Ha forgot about that
Tomas Bustamante No, It's over 90 quadrillion
Hey Jack what if they added like Sam or you in the game that would be epic
DeathAwaits 360 yasssss
DeathAwaits 360 that would probably happen if he asked
DeathAwaits 360 jacksepticeye vs chuck norris
Étienne Gauthier the Neverending Battle think about it.
Or they add a beholder with a green eye in reference to Septiceye Sam :P
Jack put a nuke in the volcano that would look amazing during a fight
19:00 they are killing themselves because they dont want to fight the cyclops
I'd honestly like to see more variety in terms of units in these videos. Jack just tends to take the newest units, and throw massive armies of them against eachother. I'd honestly like to see some smaller sized armies, made up of a wide variety of units, like pairing warriors up with archers, and maybe having the soul reaper guy lead a skeleton army, maybe with some zombies or orcs for support. Just saying. Also, probably nothing will happen, but I think you should try to toss a nuke in that volcano Jack. Who knows. Something might happen.
watching the knights try and go across the water was the best. I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂. Please do more videos of this jack and keep up the good work.
Jack you can make soldiers go flying using the nuke but there can't be a lot of soldiers in the same place or else it's not gonna work and the volcano doesn't erupt
he did do it
23:21
23:25 his laughing was incredible.I burst with laugh.
not-fun Fact: the Hiroshima bomb killed ~ twice as many people as in the simulation! :O
juan perez it also went boom
juan perez (extinction ball)
Look at all of those chickens
Snivy the boss
Dank Memz
I like oshawatt better
Snivy the boss stale meme.
#grass types rule
The way he started laughing! That was amazing! I've never heard him laugh so hard XD
Cyclops vs ogars
The battle will be legendary
Well, I have to say something To you......
*DEUCES!!*
Jack, do a role play reenactment of WWII
if they add Japanese and Soviet soldiers (which they probably will) you could make many reenactments of WW2
Would you? COuld YoU? Wat about british?
Oh sorry I forgot
GO MY BRETHREN
Chicken Winner I A T E Y O U R M O T H E R I N A M C . D O N A L D S H A P P Y M E A L .
He called that movie garbage little did he know where starwars would go from there
I don't know what it is. But this game and random games you play when I sit down at night it makes me feel relaxed and at home. I don't know if it's because it's a series and I felt good before watching it. Or just because you in general make me feel better when I'm upset a lot or just are apart of my daily routine. I hope you understand how great you really are jack. Thanks for all you do honestly. And congrats on the move. Glad it has been swell for you both.
Voscillate I like to call that relaxation feeling when watching a JSE vid the "boss effect." Only someone as bosstastic as Sean could ease we warry souls when at our lowest.
Jack: we have new maps and charters
Me: ohhhhhhhhhh new shit 😮
world of imperium really reminds me of Cyrodiil.
Polk Tech i loved oblivion
Same!
That's what I thought too. But the coliseum would have to be a tower then.
so I am not the only one who thinks so
"For Kvatch!"
Why did the chickens cross the road?
So they can escape the crosfire of the soliders!!!x3
Little Artist That is dumb
That's a horrible joke.
Anyone who uses x3 is obviously retarded
if you push 2you get a new god ability wich can send ppl flying
23:24
Me: Jack are you okay?
Jack, you inspired me to start my own YT channel! I hope to one day entertain as many as you!
:)
haha yeah lol
must be nice..
Me:
Mom, i took an A+ in the test
My mom: 23:23
Lol
23:20 I've never heard Jack laugh that high before!
@jacksepticeye USE the new GOD power (wind)
Jack pls do modern city U.S soldiers, German soldiers ,and zombies all coming in from different sides
Jaxson Cranston and Germans to mix it up
Supra Mayro because it would be funny if jack did it???
Supra Mayro I'm thinking of it
BIG O agreed
The elven huntress vs the soul tyrant is unfair because he moves slow and she is a ranged unit
Jack:let me let me.........ooooooohh Fuck! Lol
They should add dragons in the game that would be cool!
If they already added it I'm sorry i didn't notice
Dragon animation 1 what do you think the table unit is?
Dragon animation 1 they should also add regular animals, (wolf ;-)
Lone Wolffe they should!
they should add furries so we can burn them to yiff in hell
Look at all those chickeeens
CrackedEgg yes
Vine reference
16:44 Mostly Sunny With Some Sun.