I completely forgot to add them to the end credits but shoutout to VoiceQuills for voicing Testament! You can find her here: x.com/VoiceQuills 2k likes for part 3? Also check out the Patreon so I can add more animated skits! www.patreon.com/c/REVELHOUSE Follow me on Twitter for memes: x.com/DEEsidia I also play FGs on www.twitch.tv/deesidia
I would have imagined the Sin to Ky interaction more like this: Sin: "Dad, Elphelt said i got no hoes!" Ky: "what? We should have plenty in the royal green house-" Ramlethal: "Sin, maybe you should try putting it in a way your father understands" Sin: "fine, ahem... *Father, the unfair woman by the name of Elphelt Valentine has accused me of being Maidenless"* Ky: *"THAT BITCH DID WHAT-"*
@@arbetor12 There's a couple definitions. I think the relevant one is a white girl who's into black guys. Or a girl who does coke. Both work for Elph.
You and everyone in the comments are making amazing suggestions because I want to see Goldlewis bring Ram to a steakhouse in that png art style that really funny
Dizzy: You don't and you disgrace me and your father. So embarrassing. When I was your age, I rolled with the Jellyfish pirates and rizzed up your dad.
Gio hitting Slayer with such a foul line would result in her immediately getting Instakilled by Sharon and just that thought has me cackling insanely to myself
This is like the abridged for guilty gear. absolute fucking peak. great script and voice acting. I can't express how funny this was with lmfao alone. great video. You're the goat.
I haven't even finished the video and I got a couple things I GOTTA say: FIRST, GODLIKE opening. Second, THIS IS THE "SECOND" INCORRECT INTROS??? Never heard of this, and I gotta go watch the first after this. EDIT: I've been doing Guilty Gear Intros all wrong. And that TESTAMENT BUILD-UP! Good stuff to all involved.
These compilations are some Sonic Snapscube fan-dubbing level of entertaining. I love how the VAs do a scarily good impression of the official voices. Makes me realise how fun/funny I find Elphelt.
May was in her 20s since the original game. It's been 8 years since then. She's probably in her 30s now. Also, if it wasn't for contracts, you know octo would be willing to do axle lines.
Chipp: For the love of God, Can I please get an Actual Fair Matchup Queen Dizzy: I'm literally draining your health out of you Chipp: GOD F*CKING DAMNIT
I need one with Dizzy asking all of her kids why are their chores are not done and getting progressively more passive sggressive as she goes down the list
Sin: You keep saying I have no bitches, Elphelt... BUT WHERE ARE YOURS?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I CAN'T SEE THEM! Elphelt: Ooh, the only thing keeping me from killing you right now is the fact that your mom is TERRIFYING.
Don’t take my word for it, but I’m pretty sure Testament is voiced by Voice Quills here and didn’t show up in any of the voice credits Correct me if I’m wrong, but I need to know
Yea, the Testament sketch was a late addition so I forgot to add her to the end credits, but you can find her socials in the description! That's my bad there!
I hope one day you guys make a mod out of all these voice lines, but I understand if you chose not to make one since it would be a big project and such a longshot.
I completely forgot to add them to the end credits but shoutout to VoiceQuills for voicing Testament! You can find her here: x.com/VoiceQuills
2k likes for part 3? Also check out the Patreon so I can add more animated skits! www.patreon.com/c/REVELHOUSE
Follow me on Twitter for memes: x.com/DEEsidia
I also play FGs on www.twitch.tv/deesidia
its already at 2k, start making the funny content, funny man
No worries I can smell that voice from a mile away
DANCE DANCE YAAAAA
Oh hell yeah didn't notice Voice Quills in this
Is there a place where I can watch the re:zero abridged or is it permanently gone?
I would have imagined the Sin to Ky interaction more like this:
Sin: "Dad, Elphelt said i got no hoes!"
Ky: "what? We should have plenty in the royal green house-"
Ramlethal: "Sin, maybe you should try putting it in a way your father understands"
Sin: "fine, ahem... *Father, the unfair woman by the name of Elphelt Valentine has accused me of being Maidenless"*
Ky: *"THAT BITCH DID WHAT-"*
Elphelt: why do I hear final boss music
Ky (in the distance): RIDE THE LIGHTING
@@taylorgamebuilding hears menacing lightning in the distance
@@Fenrirwolf454 Hears menacing roar of the spark in the distance
@@taylorgamebuildingFOR UNDER SACRED BRIAR
Elphelt saying “great googily moogily” is everything I needed
I think Elphelt is my favorite character in these
Elphlet is truly our snowbunny queen. Mad respect for her. She will chart number 1 worldwide.
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595what in God's name is a snowbunny
@@FunnyValentineRE4L I'm too scared to look it up myself
@@arbetor12
There's a couple definitions. I think the relevant one is a white girl who's into black guys. Or a girl who does coke. Both work for Elph.
@@arbetor12 According to the Urban Dictionary, a Snowbunny is a white woman who goes for black men.
“You may be trans, Bridget. But but let’s see how well you fare against my
GENDER NEUTRAL”
-Testament
Goldlewis taking Ram to a steak house needs to happen
You and everyone in the comments are making amazing suggestions because I want to see Goldlewis bring Ram to a steakhouse in that png art style that really funny
"My name's Bridget, I use she/her pronouns!"
And they're gonna be was/were when I'm done, because you're in my way to getting Celestial.
10/10 comedy do not get in the way of a man trying to get into celestial
@@AlMichi09 The last person in my way to reaching the Celestial floor will get no mercy from me.
In lieu of Queen Dizzy's arrival, can't wait for Sin to complain to her about Elphelt telling him he got no hoes
“Sin, what are hoes?”
"I really should've limited your screentime when I had the chance..."
Dizzy: You don't and you disgrace me and your father. So embarrassing. When I was your age, I rolled with the Jellyfish pirates and rizzed up your dad.
That Testament vs Brisket intro is great. Love that bitch's vibes.
is pot gonna just say "Where my hug at" everytime😭
Bro loves his hugs
I see this as an absolute win
he truly encompasses all the brain cells of every pot player (the rest are busy consuming glue)
Goldlewis: "Darling I'm American, you're talking to the meat connoisseur!"
Some guy: "Ayo!"
Goldlewis: "I know what I said!"
Gio hitting Slayer with such a foul line would result in her immediately getting Instakilled by Sharon and just that thought has me cackling insanely to myself
Dude that should’ve happened missed opportunity honestly
Gio was real as fuck for that I gotta be honest, that man is fine as hell
@@voltscreamratty Sharon is rapidly approaching your location
Sharon is a yandere
In the game she invites him for coffee, Gio has no fear 😂
Now we need the continuation of Sin's no hoes plotline when he goes to his mom.
Sin: "Mom, Elphelt said I got no hoes!"
Dizzy: " First of all, no need for foul language. Second, she said WHAT?!"
Johnny, me, other me, whatever... WHAT WAS THAT UTTER JOKE OF A PICK-UP LINE!?
Hello, other Johnny.
Even I don't know what in the hell that pickup line was either.
Dark chocolate? Really? That's the low-tier stuff.
@JohnnyofTheSevenSeas I actually heard "dog chocolate" which threw me off pretty hard
@@JohnnyGuiltyMan I heard it at first too, friend.
@JohnnyofTheSevenSeas Hoo boy... I feel like that's something EvilJohnnyGuiltyMan would say, that guy's twisted
THERE'S MULTIPLE NOW?????
This is like the abridged for guilty gear. absolute fucking peak. great script and voice acting.
I can't express how funny this was with lmfao alone. great video. You're the goat.
I haven't even finished the video and I got a couple things I GOTTA say:
FIRST, GODLIKE opening. Second, THIS IS THE "SECOND" INCORRECT INTROS???
Never heard of this, and I gotta go watch the first after this.
EDIT: I've been doing Guilty Gear Intros all wrong. And that TESTAMENT BUILD-UP! Good stuff to all involved.
I’m both excited and scared as to how this might influence your future work
Can’t wait
These compilations are some Sonic Snapscube fan-dubbing level of entertaining. I love how the VAs do a scarily good impression of the official voices.
Makes me realise how fun/funny I find Elphelt.
Slayer impression so good I'm gonna need a translation on that Scottish he just spat
"Pot calling the kettle black now, eh?" Is what he said.
The accents work so well with these characters wish it was canon
"You into snowbunnies?" Fucking took me out like a left hook
I must know. What does "snowbunnies" mean?
@@smithbabies7886bunnies in the snow
@@crystalrose5646 i like snowbunnies (:
@@smithbabies7886 slang for white woman
Ah, to be a bunny in the snow, glorious
0:52 this is so egregiously out of pocket and yet there’s too much about it that feels too correct
After seeing how down bad Elphelt is for a lover in game, especially for Nago, it feels like a surprise that isn't one of her voicelines XD
Wait, she would actually say this😳
2:44 Sharon is watching...
2:14 GIOVANNA YOU CANT SAY THAT (SHES BRAZILIAN)
I give her tha pass
a lot of african slaves ended up in brazil like they did america
She could be part black, she gets a pass
I thought she was Afro-Brazilian???
(Which also to be fair, proper reaction to a white guy saying that out of the blue…)
Brazillians are historically from africa so she is one of us
"They blamed the balance patch." Yeah, uh... (Looks at the fresh S4 discourse.)
Oh c'mon it can't be that-
**Sees they removed Potemkin's Kara-cancel**
*Peace was never an option*
@@Benito675 they gave armor and reach to pot buster in exchange
Axl mains losing Rainwater vacuum: *rolls up into a ball and dies*
•sees sol’s patch
Do I really need to change my style again?
Me playing Faust *FOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!*
May was in her 20s since the original game. It's been 8 years since then. She's probably in her 30s now. Also, if it wasn't for contracts, you know octo would be willing to do axle lines.
Chipp: For the love of God, Can I please get an Actual Fair Matchup
Queen Dizzy: I'm literally draining your health out of you
Chipp: GOD F*CKING DAMNIT
I feel like Dizzy wouldn't even be fighting Chipp.
She'd be growing flowers with Wings of Light, and Chipp just gets vaporized within 20 feet of her
0:57 Dr. Umar: I sense a disturbance in the force…
Yes, I can feel it too, and I think it is getting stronger from somewhere
I need one with Dizzy asking all of her kids why are their chores are not done and getting progressively more passive sggressive as she goes down the list
When times are tough
Theres Elphelt saying the most jaw dropping thing
Absolute Cinema
This is fucking incredible... I'll get on my hands and knees begging if you ever need an Asuka or Happy Chaos
Yo i saw your vids before
Sin: You keep saying I have no bitches, Elphelt... BUT WHERE ARE YOURS?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I CAN'T SEE THEM!
Elphelt: Ooh, the only thing keeping me from killing you right now is the fact that your mom is TERRIFYING.
The way that may delivers that "Mother F*cker" gives me Life 😭
May is actually so amazing i cannot wait to see more of her
Don’t take my word for it, but I’m pretty sure Testament is voiced by Voice Quills here and didn’t show up in any of the voice credits
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I need to know
Yea, the Testament sketch was a late addition so I forgot to add her to the end credits, but you can find her socials in the description! That's my bad there!
Ky "I am too tired to deal with this" Kiske
Glad I found this, just watched both of the part and I love them! Keep it up!
Also that animation in the beginning is pretty good!
ITS YOU YOURE THE MAYBURI GENERATOR 🫵
OMG A MAYBURI WIZARD!!!
"what in god's name is a snow bunny?"
Oh man, you don't wanna know...
We. Must. Know.
@@SakuraHarumin I love me some snow bunnies. :)
The return of freakovanna
Reason she got offended by Johnny is cause he’s too young. She’s a geezer pleaser
0:14 Everything starting at this point is Pure Comedy! Well animated too! XD
2:57 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK
Heat tackle + Roman cancel + Potemkin Buster
What's a snow bunny? You about to find out!
Ok, that Testament one caught me off guard. This is the one thing I would never expect from a GG fan.
Everyone has such talented voices!!
That intro wild😂
I just love how testament said "that bitch works too" and i can see them saying that
New dynamic intros just dropped 😤
absolutely baller, and huge props to the cast on this one, especially voicequills!
Holy shit that Johnny one took me the fuck out.
this is the greatest series on youtube
We can't go three videos without chaos
Next episode!
The May vs Nago and Goldlewis vs Chipp were the best. Also Gio asking slayer to join her old man harem was... interesting?
The intro is just peak
That's a straight out Adult Swim type comedy
Man I can't wait for what they got for my boi Faust
You’re telling me there’s another one of these
Joke’s on you, Testament doesn’t NEED pronouns.
lets fucking go... THE GOLDLEWIS ONE TAP ON CHIPP!!!
millia's hair routine is a zealously guarded and potentially unrepeatable government secret
Can we have a video with more Potemkin? I know he’s been in the last two, but…. God, I love him.
The May animation at the start goes hard
First appearance of my dear Axl yeah!
0:23
Off to a great start
We need some Faust love.
Dizzy should take Sin and Ram to Jollibee.
They have Burger-Steak to satisfy either craving.
Poor chipp cant find a good matchup again 😭😭😭
i love everything about this, especially chipp getting oneshot by everyone
Not finishing the last one with the the zero seconds win quote is criminal
1:37 Just saving this for myself because I live for Testament serving
May with the driver's license is so good, I love these videos xD
The elphelt nago intro is diabolical my ass was laughing too damn hard LOL
We got the sequel we needed
Someone just give my man Potemkin a hug already😢
0:52 I look like a mad man laughing my head off at this at lunch bro- THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD😂😂😂
Elphelt saying googlily moogily to a 10000 year old samurai vampire
poor nago has to keep up with the brainrot
edit: we need that intro as a mod lmao
I knew I had heard that testament voice somewhere before!
I am so happy you made a second
TELL HIM MAY 🗣🗣🗣
That Testament intro mixed with GloRilla went hard af 😅
1:30 MY FAV INTERACTION YET!
Cause oh sweet innocent Catholic Ky
The thought that Ky, the person who is a child soldier veteran turned king doesn’t understand the hoe euphemism is extremely funny to me
Will my boy faust make an appearance?
Great, now I want to see a character with a Gilf harem
I need these as actual intros
I reaally want to see Anji versus Chipp. Anji is as able to one tap his boyfriend as others big boys
Goddamn. Seigi did such a good job with Sol I had know idea it was him
This was such a great idea
I hear iHeartJustice in that "ayo"
Damn it's been a minute since I've heard SeigiVA
3:04 Not true, Happy Chaos got the power of America which is a simple gun.
0:34 my brother in cheist have you seen season 4?
↑ beast blamer
@@evilded2as a goldlewis main, I am able to pull off shit that no one should ever be hit by in this new season.
@Timberdoodle720 as a faust player I shouldn't be able to actually do the damage I can
@@FloofyFoxxie someone gets it lmao
The thing about sin not getting any woman that’s the funniest to me is that’s he’s literally 5
Every vid in this series should end with Chip dying to someone XD
Cant wait for ram crushing on leo
I hope one day you guys make a mod out of all these voice lines, but I understand if you chose not to make one since it would be a big project and such a longshot.
THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU !!!!!🙏 I needed this. I'm so dead 😂
I need more, this shit is funny as hell
And I need more leo whitefang
this is GOLD!
Least may going for the grind
MY FUCKING GOLLY GOSH, I'M DYIN' HERE! XD
goldlewis "meat connoisseur" dickinson
These are awesome! I'd love to see this kind of content on other games (like Blazblue or Dengeki Bunko for example.)
The Sin slander is real... 😅