Roscoe reminds me of this old IW I was partnered with about 15 yrs ago. We were at a shut down in a paper mill and had to do some welding outside... we were standing underneath a grated catwalk. Right as we are about to start a laborer came out an started hosing down the grating without bothering to check what was under it... got the metal we were working on soaked. So I told the old guy we'd have to wait for shıt to dry out because the water wass dripping down on the area pretty heavily. Old guy says "Fųçķ that..Im gonna hold up this plate and your gonna stitch it as fast as you can." I said, "Dude... thats gonna shock the shıt outta you..." He said, " Shút up and do it. " Ok. 🤷♀️ He held it up and I stitched as fast as I could... and I could tell he was gettin zapped HARD but he wouldn't take his hands down. We finished up and he shook it off like a champ and we went for a coffee break 😂
Not with me, cuz I go hard. I'll take ALL OF us of down with me. Got no problem. I don't got a fuck you attitude. I got a fuck me attitude. Meaning I''ll fuck myself to fuck everyone else harder.
I learned the hard way about using channel locks to hold chisels and wedges and such. I almost took off my own thumb I did take most of it off but they sowed it back on
Yeah, I'd be skipping my happy ass straight over to the tool trailer and even doing a little dance on the way back knowing I no longer had to hold my hand in harms way of a 20lb sledge! LoL
"There is likely a better tool for this job. Unfortunately, you are all I have to work with at the moment. Now clamp your jaw on the framework and I'll have this welded shut before your nosehairs start smoking."
"Wait, hold on. Why do want me to close my eyes!?!" "Well... listen here. You *damn* sure don't want _me_ to close _my_ eyes while I swingin' this here sledgehammer, but I suppose you can choose which one of us does if'n you want to.
..."skip back like the little girl you're acting like" killed me! Reminds me when a pipe foreman would tell is crew that if this job's too hard for you I'll just call your wife and have her come do it.
As a seasoned millwright (Old guy) the best thing I could tell a new guy was "You ain't worked here long enough to be bitter". Also old guys have two distinct hands... 1 swings the hammer and the other holds the punch. It also explains the extra lumps on my punch holding thumb.
I have never not just held that wedge. But I grew up around master tradesman that I honestly trusted way more than one should. And I would do literally anything they asked on a job site as long as its work related. I learned more from those guys then I did my entire school career
Dang! How many times I gotta hear them kinda conversations on the job every stinking day! It's enough to make a man wanna "R-U-N-N-O-F-T!' And them two swigs to get the smell out your mouth, when you come out the outhouse...? Hell, I was into half a bottle before I figured that out! But it did make my day go a little Smookther!
Yup when removing frozen and compacted debris from track frames my partner would hold the bat as I swing the sledge hammer worked most of the time the other times well.........
Roscoe is the equivalent of papa yelling at you to hold the fuckin light still then repeat by asking the question. "Can you hold the fucking light still who taught you how to hold a light boy"
And all the companies talk about a bunch a safety then do the opposite, international paper being one and pilgrims being another. International paper is a liberal nut job company now's Now Monterey mushrooms owned by Iranians actually does care about safety, they just have people that don't or wanted payouts
Reminds me when me and grandpa changed a tire off a rim and put another one on. i had to hold two tire bead breakers while he was hitting the tire with the tire hammer to get it on. I thought he was gonna take out my knee 😂
OMG 😂😂 This is soo my older brother and I when he got me my first construction job & I ended up on HIS crew!!! Lmao!! Needless to say, it wasn't very long before I was the one that caved & requested a transfer. Not to a diff crew, oh no... To a whole new jobsite!!! 😂when superintd asked me why I wanted transfer that he figured me being little sister, I'd want to stay where big bro was, i just looked him dead in the eye & said, "He was 15. I was 13. He literally tried to run me over with a riding mower, blades engaged because I told him our mother sent me to finish the yard that everyone had to do equal share of work. He refused which ticked me off knowing I was about to get stuck with a crappier chore and I told him okay. That's fine. At least when she & dad see what a shitty you've done you can't blame it on me! Again!! & That's how an old pile of bricks saved my life & put this scar on my brow bone & saved big bro from life imprisonment. Now, about that transfer request???.....Hmmm, what good ole days those were!
I'd go get the holder. Hell. I'd skip my way back singing songs from Wizard of Oz. Because I would not trust some triple digit sack of wrinkles and high blood pressure to hit that wedge with 100%. Plus, even if he could and even if he did, I'd better be wearing some thick gloves because those impacts alone would probably hurt. I want to work the rest of my day, thank you very much.
At the mill the bosses bought us all cold chisels with big rubber shields on them to protect your hand. Then that wasn’t safe enough so thy got chisel holders. Yeah it’s a joke and makes it less safe. Just man up and grab it like a man and send it home.
Pov1: New guy takes the gaslight and gets both hands smashed to pieces. Pov2: new guy uses his brain. Gets the holders. And watches Rosco miss like 12 times giving him crap each time about holding it with his hands when he can hit anything😅
I can't count the times I've welded a pipe to a chisel or pin to drive something out. Frack a wedge holder. It takes less time to roll up leads than to actually build a tool for the job.
Roscoe reminds me of this old IW I was partnered with about 15 yrs ago.
We were at a shut down in a paper mill and had to do some welding outside... we were standing underneath a grated catwalk.
Right as we are about to start a laborer came out an started hosing down the grating without bothering to check what was under it... got the metal we were working on soaked.
So I told the old guy we'd have to wait for shıt to dry out because the water wass dripping down on the area pretty heavily.
Old guy says "Fųçķ that..Im gonna hold up this plate and your gonna stitch it as fast as you can."
I said, "Dude... thats gonna shock the shıt outta you..."
He said, " Shút up and do it. "
Ok. 🤷♀️
He held it up and I stitched as fast as I could... and I could tell he was gettin zapped HARD but he wouldn't take his hands down.
We finished up and he shook it off like a champ and we went for a coffee break 😂
that old man is dumb as hell lol
Roscoe basically called him a useless tool 😂
Ricky wouldn't do it 😂😂
Cat guy or dog guy should do it 😂😂
he was even nice about it
I love Roscoe🖤 reminds me of my Grampy 😂
Roscoe ain't wrong
The consequences of threatening to call OSHA. We have a dead man walking right here
Haha I feel but I mean.. rosco just broke this mans nose in a similar situation 🤣🤣
Do, or do not...there is no threaten.
Not with me, cuz I go hard. I'll take ALL OF us of down with me. Got no problem. I don't got a fuck you attitude. I got a fuck me attitude. Meaning I''ll fuck myself to fuck everyone else harder.
He's a Dead Man walking, full of Hope praise and talking
My pops asked me "Is this safe" and I replied, "No! It's fun! There's a difference..."
Literally, when my dad ask what car we’re taking I ask him you wanna go fast or save gas.
@@Rigoberto365- “Yes.” Would be my dad’s answer.
“When you see how hard I’m gonna swing this sledgehammer” 😂
I love how NONE OF THIS is exaggerated AT ALL. This whole series could be used as a documentary for how the construction industry operates lmfao.
That is so fucking real! "At best you are a glove, cause you ain't shit without a hand there with you." Gold!
Hold the wedge with some pliers. Make sure roscoe is wearing his prescription.
Say a couple prayers. You'll be fine.
I learned the hard way about using channel locks to hold chisels and wedges and such. I almost took off my own thumb I did take most of it off but they sowed it back on
Um, Roscoe...when Bossman said to break in the new hand, I don't think this exactly what he had in mind.
Best comment here. XD
Roscoe Knew
Yeah, I'd be skipping my happy ass straight over to the tool trailer and even doing a little dance on the way back knowing I no longer had to hold my hand in harms way of a 20lb sledge! LoL
"There is likely a better tool for this job. Unfortunately, you are all I have to work with at the moment. Now clamp your jaw on the framework and I'll have this welded shut before your nosehairs start smoking."
Oh heck did they ever get pablo out of that equipment with the big cats yet
"Wait, hold on. Why do want me to close my eyes!?!"
"Well... listen here. You *damn* sure don't want _me_ to close _my_ eyes while I swingin' this here sledgehammer, but I suppose you can choose which one of us does if'n you want to.
I have never heard this way to call someone useless. And 😂😂 I love it.
go back and find where he and ricky had this one and a bunch of other names they used :)
Nah, that's a bit better than useless. It's just "useless when unsupervised".
I need a multiple season tv show of these videos, these are flipping hilarious!
See I had the greatest life growing up. I loved working with the old boys honestly just hold the damn wedge them old timers rarely miss.
Also, bones heal.
Right? They got all the missing out of their system 40-50 years ago. You're fine.
I AM an old timer and we DO miss....just sayin'...
I drove by a construction site and saw an older gentleman who looked EXACTLY like Roscoe taking a smoke break.
..."skip back like the little girl you're acting like" killed me! Reminds me when a pipe foreman would tell is crew that if this job's too hard for you I'll just call your wife and have her come do it.
Old timers don’t miss, because every swing counts
They miss, they just don't leave witnesses when they do
Yes the fuck they do miss!
@@rayzerot No witness, no miss.
Done construction for years...Roscoe is my spirit animal 🤣🤣🤣
Yup lol
Same
That is the best fucking analogy ever.
I love the little sparkle in the new guys eye when him and roscoe are talking about th prefect job
New guy proved he has more than 2 brain cells. I'm proud of him!
A WEDGE HOLDER...WELL DAMN!! That's a new one on me! Is the sky hook & level juice in the tool trailer too?!?
Right between the Inverted Pully and the Board Stretcher.
@@iainballas of course, the most strategic spot, thanks man!! 😂
I still love these skits ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Damn, this so reminds me of all the great old guys I got to learn from when I first got into underground construction. 😂
As a seasoned millwright (Old guy) the best thing I could tell a new guy was "You ain't worked here long enough to be bitter". Also old guys have two distinct hands... 1 swings the hammer and the other holds the punch. It also explains the extra lumps on my punch holding thumb.
He is the OJ glove type person “If it don’t fit you must acquit” to soon 😂😂😂😂😂
Why is Roscoe trying to kill the new guy?! I know he's useless, but he's finding new ways to ruin that kid's day, every day!
You tell 'em, Rosco!
I have never not just held that wedge. But I grew up around master tradesman that I honestly trusted way more than one should. And I would do literally anything they asked on a job site as long as its work related. I learned more from those guys then I did my entire school career
I've always called the new guys "Fingers" because they ain't made a hand yet😅
Dang! How many times I gotta hear them kinda conversations on the job every stinking day!
It's enough to make a man wanna "R-U-N-N-O-F-T!'
And them two swigs to get the smell out your mouth, when you come out the outhouse...?
Hell, I was into half a bottle before I figured that out! But it did make my day go a little Smookther!
Yup when removing frozen and compacted debris from track frames my partner would hold the bat as I swing the sledge hammer worked most of the time the other times well.........
Lol Roscoe got em 😂😂😂😂
When I nod my head, you hit it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roscoe funny af!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Freddy 4 fingers said that you will be fine 😂
Show of hands...how many people have had to work with this guy?!!
Another note are you to Louisiana trucks gone wild mud fest this weekend? Colfax,La
Sounds like all the old heads i worked with back in the 70's. And sounds like me in 2024. Lol
I have had whole crews just like this !!! Skip Sikppy !!!!
😂😂 new guy took Ricky's spot 😂😂
Never heard of a wedge holder. Looked it up and I still don't know
I could feel that "glove employee" on its way.
Hands down the best newguy vid🤣😅😂reminds me of my youth😅😅
You don't talk when you're holding the flashlight until screamed at lol. Just try to blend in like you're not there 😂
Sometimes. I miss working at the shipyard.
Me when I'm trying to get the idiots to hold the pin driver while I'm about to commence wailing on it with a 25#..
I wonder when there be more shirts coming in. Because I love the designs of them.
New guy needed to consult with Ricky first 😂😂
They show up happy to be there cuz they know it's going to be a good day ! WOW MAN 😅😂😅😊 that that sounds aaaammmzzzin
Can’t be afraid all your life new guy. 😂😂
Yeah no fuck that, I ain’t about to be on disability for being unlucky and not listening to that little voice asking “is this safe?”
You’re right. Eventually you stop being afraid and get a little brave. As soon as you get brave is when you die. Now, where is that wedge holder?
Y'know that little voice in the back of your head whispering "Is this a good idea?"
Folks that don't listen to it tend to have a bad time.
Rosco always ready to go when he’s got the easy job rofl
Roscoe is the equivalent of papa yelling at you to hold the fuckin light still then repeat by asking the question. "Can you hold the fucking light still who taught you how to hold a light boy"
I was waiting on the skip back. lmao
I agree old head wedge holders are for wimps now hand me that sledge and hold this wedge.
Would like to see Roscoe and ricky go to Walmart or home Depot skit
How early on in your career is too early to really start seeing things Roscoe's way, because he seems pretty relatable.
Bro, you are absolutely hilarious
I’m basically the new guy at my job, I understand new guy’s struggles
You're a foot!😂
And all the companies talk about a bunch a safety then do the opposite, international paper being one and pilgrims being another.
International paper is a liberal nut job company now's
Now Monterey mushrooms owned by Iranians actually does care about safety, they just have people that don't or wanted payouts
I feel that
Been meaning to ask - What does Roscoe think of the new starched diaper helmets you have on order? 😂
Type 2 euro diapers
Poor new guy has messed up, between not giving ricky his PTO and them saying he was going to call OSHA they all have it out for him
I think boss man need to bring forth the saftey meeting where he says age does not bring intelligence, just experience
Construction Heaven 😂
I need the seats front and back outta the caprice wagon 😎
Reminds me when me and grandpa changed a tire off a rim and put another one on. i had to hold two tire bead breakers while he was hitting the tire with the tire hammer to get it on. I thought he was gonna take out my knee 😂
Roscoe try to kill the new guy. 😂😂
Now son calm down a little bit 😂😂
Didn't Rococo get Ricky to hold it one time and it worked 😂😂😂😂
Lmao new guy😂 and did roscoe describe heaven ?lmao
Tell me Ricky ain’t a man without telling me Ricky ain’t THE MAN!!!!
[if you know you know]
aaaaay congratz on hitting 1mil man!
I would get the wedge holder and skip back while whistling Dixie before I held the wedge for roscoe!
OMG 😂😂 This is soo my older brother and I when he got me my first construction job & I ended up on HIS crew!!! Lmao!! Needless to say, it wasn't very long before I was the one that caved & requested a transfer. Not to a diff crew, oh no... To a whole new jobsite!!! 😂when superintd asked me why I wanted transfer that he figured me being little sister, I'd want to stay where big bro was, i just looked him dead in the eye & said, "He was 15. I was 13. He literally tried to run me over with a riding mower, blades engaged because I told him our mother sent me to finish the yard that everyone had to do equal share of work. He refused which ticked me off knowing I was about to get stuck with a crappier chore and I told him okay. That's fine. At least when she & dad see what a shitty you've done you can't blame it on me! Again!! & That's how an old pile of bricks saved my life & put this scar on my brow bone & saved big bro from life imprisonment. Now, about that transfer request???.....Hmmm, what good ole days those were!
This sounds like dad asking you to hold the flashlight
I can not wait for the Movie this guy is good .
Skip back like the little girl you acting like. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dead
I'd go get the holder. Hell. I'd skip my way back singing songs from Wizard of Oz. Because I would not trust some triple digit sack of wrinkles and high blood pressure to hit that wedge with 100%. Plus, even if he could and even if he did, I'd better be wearing some thick gloves because those impacts alone would probably hurt. I want to work the rest of my day, thank you very much.
It’s actually called SHARP and the company I work for is trying to have that done😂😂😂😂😂 I work in a paint booth for cabinets
That's probably the best one so far. Reminds me how I was taught
Find a way to immediately fire the employee that asks if something is safe lol. Always 😆
Funnier wld have been if safety guy came by and said stop being a pussey and just hold it so we can get sht done around here 😂 🤣
Skip on the way back? Heck, I'll skip on the way there too!
Could call him the safety man's side piece
The new guy needs a wedge handle
Hell, glove? He wouldn’t be a thumb to me.
At the mill the bosses bought us all cold chisels with big rubber shields on them to protect your hand. Then that wasn’t safe enough so thy got chisel holders. Yeah it’s a joke and makes it less safe. Just man up and grab it like a man and send it home.
Somewhere out there! That’s great
When are you guys going to get more 5x can I wield shirts? Dieing for one of those bad boys
Yep when I nod my head you hit it son.
Now if boy would of held it in place without any questions, he might of won a little bit of trust.
Pov1: New guy takes the gaslight and gets both hands smashed to pieces.
Pov2: new guy uses his brain. Gets the holders. And watches Rosco miss like 12 times giving him crap each time about holding it with his hands when he can hit anything😅
man up new guy! working safe takes too much time big baby
Damn.. sounds like some guys I’ve worked with over the years
I can't count the times I've welded a pipe to a chisel or pin to drive something out. Frack a wedge holder. It takes less time to roll up leads than to actually build a tool for the job.
i woulda just closed my eyes and hoped they don't piss test me after it's all over with
At least he didn’t call him a finger. Takes 5 fingers to make a hand. Just takes 1 gloves and one hand to get something done.
Roscoe's respect matters more than safety
The new guy isn't a hand, he's a foot!
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