@@jaredgarcia8638 Can't blame Bay solely for that one. He only helped write Revenge of the Fallen. The rest were written by a few decent writers with some good movies in their filmography, which only makes it more confusing.
@@anthonythemaster4609 He’s not actually an Autobot he’s a human who got turned into a transforming cyborg in a car crash though he will sometimes say, “Autobots? Sounds familiar.” He also got an Optimus Prime skin in the Mobile Legends X Transformers crossover event.
Ray Francis that's the joke, Michael bay films are filled with racist transformers, twins with racist accents who can't read, a car called jazz with (you guessed a racist accent) who says bitches in every other sentence
I don't care if anyone disagrees, but the one where they gave their names was kinda wholesome. I mean, it showed an abusive and alcoholic father who care little to nothing about Optimus or what he did unless football trophies were involved. Optimus was trying his best, but his dad didn't care. Yet Optimus managed to rise to the top and become one of the most powerful transformers ever.
I loved the scene with G1 Megatron getting undue attention because of how he was firing his weapon and also the ending, taxi Transformers.....very funny.
Yeah, megatron never really liked the trigger in his crotch but in robot chicken, he uses the trigger and beats it like he was rubbing his big Wing Wang now that is weird...
@@darkneon5637 he was trying to find Ultra Magnus in the bayverse. He was very unsuccessful, and found himself, on a rouge planet outside the galaxy. He arrived at cybertron about 2 and a half years ago, he should be back in about 3 months. Update: he’s back.
I had the actual Zybot combiner when I was a kid, they weren't even meant to combine, it just came with a ton of blue and grey plastic kibble that kinda held them all together.
Am I the only one who feels like Optimus Prime sounds like a medicine or something? Like "I took some Optimus Prime this morning and felt a lot better".
I was watching an episode of G1 couple weeks ago. I think it was the episode of the giant emerald powerstone that the decepticon found in the huge ancient temple. During a fire fight, I think it was Brawn, who was calling someone a "robot chicken"... by chance, is that where the writers got the name for this show?
Believe it or not, no. According to them, "Robot Chicken" is the name of a dish they found on the menu at a Chinese restaurant. It sounds like a stretch, until you remember there's also a Chinese restaurant menu with a dish called "Fuck the Duck Until Exploded".
Champsr0ck2247 Can someone pls explain that one to me? What’s angel dust? And why did she suck that guy off? Does angel dust do that to ppl? Did the guy... put his dick in the teddy bear?!
Bumblebee: Ok I guess I’ll go by... Bumblebee, it’s cute and non-threatening Jazz: After the music I’ve heard some of these Earth Cats play, I’ll go by Jazz Optimus Prime: And I shall be Optimus Prime Bumblebee: Meh, Really Optimus Prime: What Jazz: Optimus Prime, I didn’t call myself Maximus Genitalia GODDAMN IM DYING
Endertrot i know right? Masterpiece transformers are awesome. Although when it comes to optimus prime, i found a great $15 alternstive called the kbb combat commander.
Optimus Prime: Frankly sam, I don't F***king know what the allspark does.
Me: Frankly Optimus, no one in the movieverse does either.
Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
Bay did a shit job with writing
Watch the tf 07 movie & you will understand.
@@jaredgarcia8638 Can't blame Bay solely for that one. He only helped write Revenge of the Fallen. The rest were written by a few decent writers with some good movies in their filmography, which only makes it more confusing.
@@josephwantock1993 hmmm
So Megatron won't hurt the Zybots but he will abuse Starscream
Starscream has it coming, trying to betray Megatron 24/7
Manuel Paredes
Starscream can take a bit of a beating. They can't.
Cause starscream is a little shit
To be fair, Starscream deserves it
If you type his name in urban dictionary it says megatrons b*tch
That trailer scene was genius.
+Markez Singltary vóĕ
Especially when you realize that Trailer is transsexual
Optimus asked why he’s paying for a pager if HE never uses it
Chandler Wright
Well I guess you could say it was a TRANSformer... eh? Eh?
I’m sorry, I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
@@radrno7 me neither man, me neither.
@@chandlerwright5460 I could hear it as either 'he' or 'she'. Ingenious.
4 years later and "Autobot Johnson" still makes me laugh.
Coincidentally there's an autobot named Johnson who transform to a car in the mobile game called Mobile Legends
@@anthonythemaster4609
He’s not actually an Autobot he’s a human who got turned into a transforming cyborg in a car crash though he will sometimes say, “Autobots? Sounds familiar.”
He also got an Optimus Prime skin in the Mobile Legends X Transformers crossover event.
Barricade: Are you username
"Autobot Johnson"
Man, even megatron knew they needed a confidence booster
Hell that's actually in character too, the decepticons rose up because they were looked down on by the middle and higher class who became the autobots
@@absolutemadlad5662 what? I thought they were just bad because they felt like it
@@henrybierman8431 Depends on the continuity
Wow Megatron was nicer than the Autobots he does have a big heart
MTMTE
Not surprising since he's 18 times the size of most aliens in the universe
STAR Man hi
STAR Man look at megaton shooting
MTMTE YEAH HELL
The Indian transformers turning into Indian ambassador taxis. That never gets old
Gautam Mahesh the new skids and mudflap
Gautam Mahesh I see you are a man of tamamo cat as well
felt racist abit thou
@@RayFrancisFilms yeah but it wouldnt be the first racist transformers in the bayfilms.
Ray Francis that's the joke, Michael bay films are filled with racist transformers, twins with racist accents who can't read, a car called jazz with (you guessed a racist accent) who says bitches in every other sentence
Autobots: let's all be cars
Decepticons: let's all be aircraft and military vehicles
Autobots: i think we fucked up
Exactly
Don't even know how deceptions lose
i can give an an essay on why their alt modes do not matter.
I'll expect it on my desk by Friday.
mahnarch
you ready, because i can do it right now.
Wasn't Optimus a librarian the getting an A joke makes even more sense
the librarian thing is kind of successive. at this point he was a junior police pencil pusher
Most modern stories have Orion Pax (his original name) be a data clerk on Cybertron before the war.
@@darkwarriormaster9644 what one?
@@SecchanOG003 The one about Optimus Prime’s asshole dad and compared the situation to the real world. It still should be near the top of the comments
Orion Pax was his name then he became one of the greatest primes
I don't care if anyone disagrees, but the one where they gave their names was kinda wholesome. I mean, it showed an abusive and alcoholic father who care little to nothing about Optimus or what he did unless football trophies were involved. Optimus was trying his best, but his dad didn't care. Yet Optimus managed to rise to the top and become one of the most powerful transformers ever.
Way to over analyse this lol
@@borris3768 he probably also thinks Vegeta is a deep charactwr
"aaah, come here ya suns a bitches !!"
@@thedelordhimselfgokublack Are you a psychic?
It was truly his darkest hour
1:23
I didn't know Robot Chicken could produce hearfelt moments
You don't even know the half of it. TVTropes has a whole page on them.
The Otaku Dragon Slayer ecc
The Otaku Dragon Slayer i
Watch the one armed wampa
@@TheExeption that one armed wampa scene with Luke was very well done ...
Fun fact, Optimus Prime in Latin means best and first.
+Markez Singltary Uh... yes it does. Learn some Latin and you can clearly see it does.
+Markez Singltary But that is what it translates to. You didnt specify before so I thought you just didnt know.
the more you know
Orion Pax...Pax = peace in latin ☺
+Lauthlin Patton
Oh, that's cute.
Megatron:those guys were cute they looked like they really needed a W
Me:they really did
I loved the scene with G1 Megatron getting undue attention because of how he was firing his weapon and also the ending, taxi Transformers.....very funny.
*WHERE IS THE NEAREST DELI*
Yeah, megatron never really liked the trigger in his crotch but in robot chicken, he uses the trigger and beats it like he was rubbing his big Wing Wang now that is weird...
Jazz has far more personality in that one skit than he does in the movie.
Not true at all
@@TACTIK00L Deluding yourself never helped anyone, kiddo XD
jazz's personality in that film is just his voice.....@@TACTIK00L
@daliborjovanovic510 Either way, he acts like a stariotype
Truuuue!
"MAXIMUS GENETAILO"
oh you son of bitches come here
Fatone1927
SwagghafteLeo p 09
400th thumb up I rule :)...
SwagghafteLeo l
I lost it when they were washing the car and it cut to Bumblebee! 😂
Lmfao Fr
He was beating his metal lol
He’s metallic balls
Because his hands a round what else do you think they are used for other then holding guns
Larry the lobster you know what I think
It was incredibly awkward seeing one of my favorite childhood toys toy jerk it...
J.T. Dennis CHILDHOOD toys? Damn I'm old.
This is not for kids! 😨😨😨😨😨
Just think he was doing it to save the world
1k like
Rule 34 - it's everywhere, nobody's safe from it
1:57 the G1 toy reference, 2:26 Prime's trailer appearing out of thin air. I love these references.
Actually the trailer is teleported from him to the base according to some japanese sources
4:05 megatron is surprisingly nice
Aww that's nice
I guess Omega Supreme must be compensating for something then. lol
XD
*angry nerd noises* nyyaahh, he's called that because he's the bestest and strongest Autobot
*couchs* “Metroplex” *couchs*
@@Roiboi-oi6yz *Coughs harder* Fort Max
*Ultra* *Magnus*
Strangely the Zybots could originally combine. But they each required a part forming piece.
Like Voltron: Defender of the Universe
They missed the Optimus Prime prostate check from season 1! That one was a classic
I was going to say that! A Robot Chicken classic
Also the one where Soundwave gets made fun of for being a tape deck
Transformed into his own casket! XD
I heard that spoof got an award
It burns when I pee doc
Man I still can't get over how jazz roasts Optimus like that 😂
0:24 bumblebee doing that to another car is crazyyy
Or out of pocket
aww megatron, that was so sweet!~
Knowing Megatron, the zybots would've been turned to smelted scrap metal.
I never knew Megatron did hav a capacity for being nice to the zybots
Teh_Omni_Tuber 420 Most likely, but Not in this Sketch!~
Ramune Icepop
who would have thought that Megatron would have a soft spot for the Zibot
Ramune Icepop so i guest hes good now
Starscream was mis-transformed at the end. Someone forgot to slide his legs down lol. They should've went for a dwarf joke there.
They did it so that he was in scale with Megatron
2:19 Couldn't they just use Ratchet, he literally transforms into an ambulance.
"Where the hell is Ratchet?"
@@darkneon5637 he was trying to find Ultra Magnus in the bayverse. He was very unsuccessful, and found himself, on a rouge planet outside the galaxy. He arrived at cybertron about 2 and a half years ago, he should be back in about 3 months. Update: he’s back.
That’s not ratchet
@@galactus9807
Getting Rachet for the job is what he meant
What about First Aid
That might have been the nicest thing any version of Megatron has ever done
2:30 *Trailer has a female voice*
2:47 “Why do I even pay for that pager when *he’s* not going to use it ?”
WAIT-
ITS A TRAP!
Bruh optimus literally says "she's.."
Ikr
"Trans"-Formers!
Robots in Disguise!
@@justsomeponywithamustache8731 somebody already made a parody of that
Optimus says "she," though...
Little did they know Transformers 3 would actually come.
But not in the way Bumblebee and Megatron did! Heyo!
TF3 is real
WALN Zell
But it was a decent movie ........ Decent
@@Mr.SM2939OLD You mean, Transformers: Dark of the Moon?
@@pbmultiverse543 Best sequel imo not that thats saying much
0:58 Optimus having daddy issues is a canon in one of continuity.
That would explain his temper across the films
4:02 the sign says “War is over , Victory.”
Hmph good enough
0:45 optimus prime!? I did'nt name myself "maximus genetalia"
All the Bayformers skits are scarily accurate to the actual films
"Maximus Genitalia " I died XD
A Random Giraffe ikr classic jazz
Imperial Germany you died? QUICK, SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, THEY'RE DYING!!!!!
Do they even have genitalia like use?
Biggus Dickus approves
that's what I
said
What would've been funnier is if she put it in the washing machine, then the washing machine turned out to be a Transformer and got high
That's totally where I thought that was going. Would have been better imo
Yeah they definetly dropped the ball on that one
I would have laughed so hard
"Open my cargo door"? Trailer was into some kinky stuff.
Dont forget "grab my axel"
🤣
3:42. The transformation noise got me🤣😂🤣😂
I think my childhood is coming back 🤣🤣🤣
3:36 that part had me dying
So wait now they can also combine
"It really looked like they needed a W." I regret not knowing what this means. Could someone explain?
A W would be another way of saying a win. You often hear sports commentators shorten it to W to give their commentary a little flair.
scremped
Thanks. :)
scremped "shorten"
"Double you" is shorter than "win"
cadman2300 w means win
cadman2300 win
I like how they didn’t even have to make models of the transformers most of the time. They just got some of the toys and modified them XD
Yeah, the pre-generations and small masterpiece era.
But ironhide's face face tho 😭😭
"Frankly Sam, I dont f******* know what the allspark does."
I had the actual Zybot combiner when I was a kid, they weren't even meant to combine, it just came with a ton of blue and grey plastic kibble that kinda held them all together.
No bits? 🥲
1:12 I love how film optimus’s younger self is literally his Gen 1 incarnation
Those Bayformers gags were fucking on point.
And I'm glad Bumblebee got a good one in.
Megatron encouraging the zybots!
3:55 they really did look like they needed a W.
Aww that was nice
0:03 like this scene because I love the heroic theme music they put in that scene...
_"Traileeeeer! Why do I even pay for that pager when he's not even gonna use it."_
*Uh. He?*
I think he said “she,” but the robotic voice distorted it a bit.
Am I the only one who feels like Optimus Prime sounds like a medicine or something? Like "I took some Optimus Prime this morning and felt a lot better".
Stuff McBullShit
The other way around, that sounded... so dirty.
huh, i think they may have used masterpiece transformers here 2:50
they did but MP StarScream was miss-transformed.
Looks like it but I don't remember the little fins on the side of prime's helmet pointing forward
+Brendan Asakura (Scourge the Hedgehog) those are adjustable.
yeah i was wondering about it but turns, it had to be miss transformed so that they can put everything in the scene.
I actually have the Bluestreak figure from this skit
Good guy Megatron
That was so nice of Megatron
I love the support that jazz and bumblebee gave to Optimus.
If I was Optimus primes father
I’d be a lot nicer than that drunk father
Parents trash kids when they don't think they will be anyone. Shaq's father found out the hard way not to abandon a son ...
Megatron what the fuck bro?- Starscream
I was watching an episode of G1 couple weeks ago. I think it was the episode of the giant emerald powerstone that the decepticon found in the huge ancient temple. During a fire fight, I think it was Brawn, who was calling someone a "robot chicken"... by chance, is that where the writers got the name for this show?
Believe it or not, no. According to them, "Robot Chicken" is the name of a dish they found on the menu at a Chinese restaurant. It sounds like a stretch, until you remember there's also a Chinese restaurant menu with a dish called "Fuck the Duck Until Exploded".
i just saw that episode and thought similarly to that, lmao
@@thomasfairfield9734 I just wonder what that dish was like.
@@thomasfairfield9734 (Richard B. Riddick voice) "Interesting............"
1:17
That's the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while.
I wish I had friends like that 😭
2:08 is peak comedy and cannot change my mind.
0:45 I didn't call myself maximus genitalia lol
Lmao
Remember the sketch where Optimus got prostate cancer? "Oof! Didn't think you were gonna use the whole fist!"
"MEGATRON WHAT THE F**" XD
Aw those guys where cute it looked like they needed a WWU
The racism in the end is literally every Michael Bay film
0:24 Bumblebee. Stop lubricating yourself.
1:55 mega jerk took a whole new level of meaning
More like jeffy's level
1:36 That man has got his soul sucked right outta him
Champsr0ck2247
Can someone pls explain that one to me? What’s angel dust? And why did she suck that guy off? Does angel dust do that to ppl? Did the guy... put his dick in the teddy bear?!
Raphael Adôrno angel dust is in this context is drugs
@@radrno7 Drug/character from hazbin hotel
He looks like a rejected little nightmares monster
Bumblebee: Ok I guess I’ll go by... Bumblebee, it’s cute and non-threatening
Jazz: After the music I’ve heard some of these Earth Cats play, I’ll go by Jazz
Optimus Prime: And I shall be Optimus Prime
Bumblebee: Meh, Really
Optimus Prime: What
Jazz: Optimus Prime, I didn’t call myself Maximus Genitalia
GODDAMN IM DYING
"frankly said i dont f##king know what the all spark does" XD
Not "said", Sam*
2:45 wait he!! But it sounded like a....
Darth Vader
@@darkneon5637 I meant the trailer. Not Optimus
@@simonthechief0319 oh sorry 😐
Man, Megatron and Starscream get along better in this over EVERYTHING else media wise in transformers.
Where the heck did they get these figures? They're awesome!
Theyre Masterpiece Figures Just look for them online
If your thigt in budget try takasa tony it's almost or even 100% the same as the OG!!!
Some are from the crew's own toy collection.
bigbadtoystore probably has them
EBAY amazon CUSTOMS bbts DUMMY ...whats wrong whit peaple today
Megatron gets the W for giving out a W
2:03 Is that Frank Welker?!
Yessir
Neat
“Oh...oh daddy.”
Sounds really bad out of context
yeah...it does...don't ask me how i know either.
Dang it I wish I had Robot Chicken’s budget for Masterpiece figures, like bloody heck that’s a ton of expensive toys out there
Endertrot i know right? Masterpiece transformers are awesome. Although when it comes to optimus prime, i found a great $15 alternstive called the kbb combat commander.
The last clip killed me
GHOST COMMENTS
*WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE*
*Tonight life finds a way!*
4:16 DON'T get any ideas, Bay!
We don't need any stereotypes
Robot Chicken should have a Transformers special.
Garth Davis I had the same thought.
They can’t, it’ll destroy and be better than all of Bay’s films
@@sabresergal8989 nah it probabbly destroy that filthy bumblebee movie
@@kairiley8520 that movie was far better then the Bay Films
And this is coming from someone who actually enjoys the Bay films
@@gavichealsomething2169 i hated it and i was a fan of the first 4 movies of bay the 5th one was iffy for me
0:26 this skit was the best
I kinda feel bad for Optimus
4:25 the racism at the end is crazy
1:10 he is a horrible dad
bro he is drunk
It's sad story all ppl are abuse by their fathers why just call police to arrest him for child abuse but it will be happen
Poor optimus 😢
@@RK-oo4hc thanks to Alpha Trion's guidance and wisdom
Megatron letting the zybots defeat him was wholesome
0:26 Knowing he was named Orion Pax, this sketch aged so well XD
2:38
Grab my axle...
Oh yeah open my cargo door
Hahahaha
This is why im scarred of Robot Chicken now😩
@@amanisstuckinawall6192 What do you mean 🤨
"TRAAAIIIILLLEEEERRRRR!!! Why do I even pay for that pager if she's not going to use it?!"
4:15 That's pretty accurate
This is something that Michael Bay would do
I haven't even seen half of these sketches, where did they come from?
lol
adult swim on cartoon network or you live in the UK then on fox
Toch951 Gallegos isn’t Cartoon Network for kids
I. M not after 8pm its not
i am so glad you guys made this! this was the reason why I started watching robot chicken!
MEGATRON what the f*ck bro?!
Aww but those guys were cute they really looked like they needed a W
2:29
What am I most impressed about?
The voice lines or the fact this exist
“Autobot Johnson”
Keeee ka ko ka crash*
Transformers equivalent of Jedi Bob
I can't wait for this Friday
2:49 HE???!!!
I dont think he knows
still better than the micheal bay live action series
The only movies that were actually great were the first movie, the third and _Bumblebee._
You gotta hand it to the guy who convinced his superiors that an MP-05 was crucial to the filming of a Robot Chicken episode.
4:33 that's mess up but hilarious
ah yes, my favourite Transformer characters: Motutron and Patlumax
Bumblebee touched himself O-O
JOÃO GUILHERME _ Becouse you got the touch you got the power.
Megatron too.
4:28 I like how despite having the front bumper of a camero, he still transforms into a old taxi.
2:36 the trailer getting a conscience is the funniest shit ever……..
Never thought I’d see bumblebee jack it to a car getting cleaned