My husband and I were cooking breakfast together one morning. After frying sausage, he planned to drain the hot grease into a styrofoam cup. Me: “No, don’t do that! It’ll-“ Him: “Stop telling me what to do! I’m gonna pour it into the cup!” Me: “Okay, fine.” I grabbed a heavy stoneware bowl and placed the cup in it. The look on his face as the hot grease evaporated the styrofoam-PRICELESS. 😄😁😆
My husband and I were cooking breakfast together one morning. After frying sausage, he planned to drain the hot grease into a styrofoam cup.
Me: “No, don’t do that! It’ll-“
Him: “Stop telling me what to do! I’m gonna pour it into the cup!”
Me: “Okay, fine.” I grabbed a heavy stoneware bowl and placed the cup in it.
The look on his face as the hot grease evaporated the styrofoam-PRICELESS. 😄😁😆
Honey the police check speed in this stretch of road, wee woo wee woo, thats the sound of the police.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one with the damaged leash, maybe instead of keeping it and telling mom not to use it, you put it in the trash.
His friend was going to pay him monthly for 30 years. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahaha. No