@@dalenlotterhand6137 Dont waste your time. He is just another narrow-minded liberal with an agenda blaming everything on earth on 1 person he doesn't like.
He would be killed, his uzi stolen and an engineer would take it apart and study it for a few months, figure it out, and push weapons technology forward by 200 years.
MorbidManMusic they would figure it out pretty quickly especially if around the 1800s when industrialization started . If he went back further it would take longer but by the 1800s they knew the gun and were already working on multi shooting guns
Him being sold pn his idead is hillarious. Im so confused as to why he only chose to go back less than 2 centiries ago. He would still likely get shot, especially dince machine guns where on the way. He really coulda said the same thing but just go back to the 13th century.
Lots of other technologies would be pushed forward as well. Tons of the mechanisms in guns are the same you can use in many other appliances and machines
I'm black so most times before 1900's are horrific for me, unless I go back to when africa had kingdoms and even then, they'd all be very unimpressed with my non warrior uneducated ass. I couldn't compete with warriors or scholars back then. I'd just have a bunch of stories about shit that will exist in the future but no real knowledge on how to recreate them.
Plus, in the 1800s they had canon and fairly heavy artillery. I cannot possibly imagine a single dude with two uzis winning against a 40k men army with artillery. All they have to do is stand very far and carpet canon the battlefield. In the rare event of the army rushing you, how many bullets can you fire? And when comes the time to reload what do you do as hundreds of men rush you with bayonets?
nevermind the fact that no matter what u got, youre 1 man and u still got 1000 guns pointed at u at once. one of those bullets is bound to take u down lol
He should have said he would take a nuke with him. THAT’S how you’d win a war for your side and you wouldn’t end the world since your nuke was the only one. He’d probably be too dumb to be far from the nuke when it went off so he’d end up dying.
February 28, 1997 - Two bank robbers equipped w/ fully automatic weapons are sidelined and ultimately taken down by cops armed almost exclusively w/ pistols and shotguns...
I thought the exact same thing before hearing Bill say 1899. And being a pro athlete would actually be doable. Pro baseball was probably they equivalent of high school baseball now. No one hit home runs until Ruth came around
Athletic gear was super duper expensive back then best you could do is make it yourself. Between that and working 6 days a week, 10 hours a day just to support yourself theres just no way. Kids have so much free time nowadays to pursue sports.
6:43 - I wanna win the game for the team. That's what im saying. - That's very narcissistic behaviour here Paul. - You know-.. - You just think you're gonna show up on a battlefield - They're going to be-.. - BEEEEWIIIIIIIIII - You fuckin' showing up, walking out of this thing, with-.. - Yeah. - With a hooded sweatshirt and a fuckin' uzi.. - Yeah, naw. I was laughing so badly to this part, especially the sound effect Bill made.
I love how ppl are saying there should be a movie about this - there is, and it's called Black Knight with Martin Lawrence. He just didn't have an uzi :D
Paul should grab a freaking machinegun rambo style, with an EOD vest, a grenade launcher and lots of ammo, teleport right in the middle of the roman coloseum and start spreading havoc. I bet he actually did that and that's why Nero burned the whole city to the ground lol
But then he’d fuck up the whole space time continuum because he would completely have changed the past wherein he changes the course of his ancestors’ lives, making it a strong possibility he’s never born. Which collapses the universe because it’s a paradox.
I also picture versi popping out in a battle like hey I'm here to help u win then just cut to him as he's cresting a hill running from both armies mowing down red coats and continentals alike trying to escape
If I went back in time I would take books on a wide range of subjects as well as some modern fire arms and just set myself up as some countries greatest inventor.
"I'm the one with the semiautomatic weapons" I mean even with a full auto Uzi with a max range of 100 yds against 2,000 people you're probably fuckin dead, but semiauto hahaha? Not a good idea
1. You're takin the uzi, the ammo, take a box of matches an a pack of lighters to go with it. 2. My bro stuck his chest out an ran his mouth at my pops years ago. Nigga told him "don't go to sleep." You gotta sleep an them dudes'll bombard you then.
I'd find an opium den when they were at their peak and just stay there. The time would be short but I wouldn't care about that or anything else. I thought for a while about it and that's all I could come up with
+geekrockrats how you gonna live.. how to you intend to make money for your "trip"? Come on, son, you can be a lazy fuck and still take advantage of knowing shit nobody else knows.
Your weapons/protection: High grade tactical kevlar gear (including a level IIIA stab resistant vest & a level III ballistic helmet & face mask), a GE M134D Mini-Gun (w/ 10000 rounds), a M79 Grenade launcher (w/25 rounds), a S.W.A.T. 6 round tear gas launcher (w/ 24 rounds), a 120mm Mortar w/50 rounds, a level III ballistic shield & a .50 caliber Desert Eagle (w/50 rounds)...you'll win your glory!
I'd go get antique clothing, go back to right after the revolutionary war and be a special guest at the continental congress so I can make sure the founding fathers fix the loopholes in the constitution to avoid the corporate dystopia we live in today.
I'd go back to Ancient Greece before Aristotle before Plato, before Socrates, before the Pre-Socratics and then quote everything that they said word for word. I would then take over Greece and then use my knowledge of future technology to revolutionise the world. My name would go down in history as the most intelligent and the most influential person in the world.
If you made AI robots with like 8% capacity brain power...this would be the outcome of their conversation. Not death to all humans in a language we can't even speak.
Paul is a goldmine of unintentional hilarity.
WANTED: SWEAT PANT GUY FROM THE FUTURE lol
5:05
"Jesus got crucified"
"Yeah but he didn't have an Uzi"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it here
- They gonna kill you Paul
- No, i`m gonna be like a god, like Jesus
- Yeah! And what happened to Jesus?
LOL. Bill is awesome
MrLegovas yea but jesus didnt have an uzi
@@miami_mutilator "Yea, doth the Lord sprayeth a clip into thine enemy. May peace be restored upon His land once more. Amen."
-Jeezy 1:87
@@miami_mutilator 😂😂😂😂
@@joniahdemarco3371 💀💀💀
Jesus didn't have an UZI 😂😂😂😂
I just go to South Park
"Yay my children look upon me and know me, but know this......I'm Packing 💥🔫
"but he didn't have an uzi"
And he doesn't speak their language. He doesn't speak French or Native American.
+Rodney Schunk I thought it was a halarious comment. I'm not agreeing with it
+Alex Anderson went to the comments to see if anyone quoted that lol
+Alex Anderson went to the comments to see if anyone quoted that lol
you don't have to say shit when you have an UZI
That shit about Ben Franklin getting his hair blown off by lightning made me fall to the ground i was laughing so hard
I know man. I've listened to this for the 1000th time and I still fall out every time. 🤣🤣🤣
I know. That's why Michael Bolton has that charity... kills me every time I listen to it. I fall out laughing..
This is probably my favorite segment of anything ever done.
As a devote listener myself, I gotta say the same, this is just brilliant on too many levels
1 year later….he’ll yea I just stumbled on it tonight
This is easily up there with Patrices extreme makeover of the United States.
LOL this is gold. Make this a movie. it would be so funny
Reminds me of that skit from the Chappelle show of the haters ball and them going back in time smh. Would just be ridiculous lol
A time machine, coupla Uzis and a pair of Kobe 11's? It's over, man.
what happened to jesus? they killed him, he didn't have an uzi LOL
Paul being so confident in his plan while bill desperately tries to explain to him why it would never work is peak comedy.
I love bills and pauls back and forth, its like bill is the older brother tryin to talk down his insane little brother
"Wanted: Guy in hoody from the future, he's been here 20 minutes, and has killed 600 people" lmao
Paul: "i have everything"
Bill: "you don't have anything"
This was such an absurd conversation. Comedy gold.
This never gets old. Timeless classic.
This is the funniest conversation I have ever heard 😂
Bill is way smarter than he lets on.
Dude I think that all the time. I feel like smarter people are more humble about their intelligence
MaxamillionGrey erm.. this is a 6 year old video Trump wasn’t even a thought then I’m so confused by your comment
@MaxamillionGrey That's true... Dunning-Kruger
@@dalenlotterhand6137 Dont waste your time. He is just another narrow-minded liberal with an agenda blaming everything on earth on 1 person he doesn't like.
Sounds like yall listen to alot of morons
This is awesome, i would pay money for more bill and virzi.
Anything Better podcast. Your wish came true.
Could you imagine how easy Lewis and Clark would have had it if Virzi showed up with a speed boat, some ATVs and a couple assault rifles?
Lmao @ how serious they're getting throughout all of this..
"I don't like how you think you're street-smart in every fucking era"
He would be killed, his uzi stolen and an engineer would take it apart and study it for a few months, figure it out, and push weapons technology forward by 200 years.
MorbidManMusic they would figure it out pretty quickly especially if around the 1800s when industrialization started . If he went back further it would take longer but by the 1800s they knew the gun and were already working on multi shooting guns
Dude im high and your profile picture fucking scared me
FACTS
Him being sold pn his idead is hillarious. Im so confused as to why he only chose to go back less than 2 centiries ago. He would still likely get shot, especially dince machine guns where on the way. He really coulda said the same thing but just go back to the 13th century.
Lots of other technologies would be pushed forward as well. Tons of the mechanisms in guns are the same you can use in many other appliances and machines
They're practically describing the first scene in the movie time cop, and they have no idea.
French and Indian war was the French and Natives fighting against the British.
Yeah I was gonna say the same. It’s not like the Mexican-American war, it’s the French AND Indian - British war.
These two are great together
The single funniest segment of his podcast career
Their narcissistic vs sociopath segment is freaking awesome too.
Virzi is hilarious.
17:15 I died 😂😂😂
The scientists are gonna figure out that you’re a stand-up comedian
Virzi is hilarious !!! This is the stupidest discussion I've ever heard but it's cracking me up . Virzi can't be serious right now
I'm black so most times before 1900's are horrific for me, unless I go back to when africa had kingdoms and even then, they'd all be very unimpressed with my non warrior uneducated ass. I couldn't compete with warriors or scholars back then. I'd just have a bunch of stories about shit that will exist in the future but no real knowledge on how to recreate them.
become homeboys with mansa musa
@@TityMuncher713 SHUT UP
I think this post is important in that it shows ladies the EXACT answer to "What's on your mind?"
Honestly, the "learn Latin and go to a Roman Coliseum" is probably one of the best answers for this question. That would be hella interesting
You could also just go to jail in Louisiana and you can see some Coliseum gladiator type activity lol
Holy shit, this might be the single greatest thing I have ever heard! Thank you for this XD
lol charity for people struck by lightning.
Lmfao!! I was waking ppl up in the house at that whole part
It's somehow funnier when you see it written
Bill burr's time travel sound effect was fucking perfect
These guys have to read "A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court" by Mark Twain.
“I read about shit.”
-Paul Virzi
Plus, in the 1800s they had canon and fairly heavy artillery. I cannot possibly imagine a single dude with two uzis winning against a 40k men army with artillery. All they have to do is stand very far and carpet canon the battlefield. In the rare event of the army rushing you, how many bullets can you fire? And when comes the time to reload what do you do as hundreds of men rush you with bayonets?
mrTacroy Having thought about it you make a solid point.
Pretty sure this guy has never picked up an Uzi in his life. He'd miss more times than he'd hit, then get bayoneted to death.
nevermind the fact that no matter what u got, youre 1 man and u still got 1000 guns pointed at u at once. one of those bullets is bound to take u down lol
He should have said he would take a nuke with him. THAT’S how you’d win a war for your side and you wouldn’t end the world since your nuke was the only one. He’d probably be too dumb to be far from the nuke when it went off so he’d end up dying.
This is reminiscent of The Evil Dead & Ash’s “BOOMSTICK”.
6:48 "show up on a battlefield" *bweooo-wiip* had me dying
These two have the best dynamic lol
Definitely one of the better podcasts.
13:40 lolol I'm running up the hill with a wind breaker
“You sound like you’re sitting on a stoop right now” hahahahaha
Virzi's got a friggin amazing laugh.
I think ol' Freckles gotta bring back the pride of Jersey back on his ol podcast theaaaaa
“I got this, fuck the musket.” 😂😂😂😂
7:07
What are you gonna do for food Paul? Are you gonna Uzi a deer? 😂😂😂
You guys are so funny 😂
The chemistry between you is perfect 👌
......"and then they could tell all the rebels, Hey! I gotta guy !!"
LMFAO
Paul is ready to go !!
Hahahahahahahah
😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Thank you.
That lightning bit 😂
By far the best convo between bill and another human
February 28, 1997 - Two bank robbers equipped w/ fully automatic weapons are sidelined and ultimately taken down by cops armed almost exclusively w/ pistols and shotguns...
I thought the exact same thing before hearing Bill say 1899. And being a pro athlete would actually be doable. Pro baseball was probably they equivalent of high school baseball now. No one hit home runs until Ruth came around
Athletic gear was super duper expensive back then best you could do is make it yourself. Between that and working 6 days a week, 10 hours a day just to support yourself theres just no way. Kids have so much free time nowadays to pursue sports.
Ughh this is gold
This is awesome, but it reminds me that at 31 years old I don’t and probably never will have a male best friend at this level ever again.
You married?
This is your own narcissistic head-trip, and it's going to bring you down!
Totally agree with Bill here, you MUST consider historical context, and it can be a mind fuck
One of the greatest debates of all time
6:43
- I wanna win the game for the team. That's what im saying.
- That's very narcissistic behaviour here Paul.
- You know-..
- You just think you're gonna show up on a battlefield
- They're going to be-..
- BEEEEWIIIIIIIIII
- You fuckin' showing up, walking out of this thing, with-..
- Yeah.
- With a hooded sweatshirt and a fuckin' uzi..
- Yeah, naw.
I was laughing so badly to this part, especially the sound effect Bill made.
I love how ppl are saying there should be a movie about this - there is, and it's called Black Knight with Martin Lawrence. He just didn't have an uzi :D
Paul should grab a freaking machinegun rambo style, with an EOD vest, a grenade launcher and lots of ammo, teleport right in the middle of the roman coloseum and start spreading havoc. I bet he actually did that and that's why Nero burned the whole city to the ground lol
But then he’d fuck up the whole space time continuum because he would completely have changed the past wherein he changes the course of his ancestors’ lives, making it a strong possibility he’s never born. Which collapses the universe because it’s a paradox.
How good would it be to have a Burr / Virsi podcast!!!
in the French and Indian war. the french and indians fought together against the brits and americans
I'm surprised more people aren't laughing over that in the comments. I laughed out loud when Bill said that.
I also picture versi popping out in a battle like hey I'm here to help u win then just cut to him as he's cresting a hill running from both armies mowing down red coats and continentals alike trying to escape
I totally fell for it until the Michael Bolton foundation
They would be smearing you in the papereth. 😂
"I read about shit" lmao
If I went back in time I would take books on a wide range of subjects as well as some modern fire arms and just set myself up as some countries greatest inventor.
I love Bill Burr fans. Listen to this musket vs 2%4 conversation.
Jogging uphill in a windbreaker
"I'm the one with the semiautomatic weapons" I mean even with a full auto Uzi with a max range of 100 yds against 2,000 people you're probably fuckin dead, but semiauto hahaha? Not a good idea
I missed the page in my history book where it said Ben Franklin was shitfaced flying a kite 😂
In these weird, workout clothes from 300 yrs in the future LMAO
1. You're takin the uzi, the ammo, take a box of matches an a pack of lighters to go with it.
2. My bro stuck his chest out an ran his mouth at my pops years ago. Nigga told him "don't go to sleep." You gotta sleep an them dudes'll bombard you then.
this is fucking hilarious
and that's the story of babe ruth
I'd find an opium den when they were at their peak and just stay there. The time would be short but I wouldn't care about that or anything else. I thought for a while about it and that's all I could come up with
+geekrockrats i gotta second that...you must be a lazy piece of shit like myself
+geekrockrats how you gonna live.. how to you intend to make money for your "trip"? Come on, son, you can be a lazy fuck and still take advantage of knowing shit nobody else knows.
Really? You wouldn't place wagers on events that you know the outcome of? Youd just smoke yourself away?
If bill and Paul did a stand up act Together! that would be insane
Someone should do animation to this.
I would but I’m shit at drawing
Yes. Genius idea.
Have you seen bills helicopter bit? It's animated too.
lol 8:47 "I just laughed so hard,Im seein dots" lol
Paul's time travel dream sounds like the plot to "The Man Who Would Be King."
I would make a crazy amount of 1899 counterfit money or coins, bonds or whatever and build an entire town.
"I know stuff!"
Beeyuu! "Fuck the muskets!" Lmao
"Paul i know you haven't read anything about history.."
"Yeah WW2 and shit."
10:35 omg I'm rolling on the floor
For the love of God will someone plz animate this
Some of you are taking this conversation way too seriously lol
This really feels like a big/ little brother relationship
Bill really is smart as hell.
Your weapons/protection: High grade tactical kevlar gear (including a level IIIA stab resistant vest & a level III ballistic helmet & face mask), a GE M134D Mini-Gun (w/ 10000 rounds), a M79 Grenade launcher (w/25 rounds), a S.W.A.T. 6 round tear gas launcher (w/ 24 rounds), a 120mm Mortar w/50 rounds, a level III ballistic shield & a .50 caliber Desert Eagle (w/50 rounds)...you'll win your glory!
why not just get a tank
James Ram Fuel would be a problem
you have a time machine, just skip 10 minutes ahead to another space and time... with a tank.
James Ram depends on the time machine then.
lol
The chemistry kind of reminds me of Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington
I'd go get antique clothing, go back to right after the revolutionary war and be a special guest at the continental congress so I can make sure the founding fathers fix the loopholes in the constitution to avoid the corporate dystopia we live in today.
I could listen to this shit all day lmao
I'd go back to Ancient Greece before Aristotle before Plato, before Socrates, before the Pre-Socratics and then quote everything that they said word for word. I would then take over Greece and then use my knowledge of future technology to revolutionise the world. My name would go down in history as the most intelligent and the most influential person in the world.
If you made AI robots with like 8% capacity brain power...this would be the outcome of their conversation. Not death to all humans in a language we can't even speak.
I tell them hey I got this!! (F*** The Musket).. 😆 LMAO
Hahaahhaa that Ben Franklin shit was funny as hell
2 opposite ends of the same string.