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  • @turnerjenkins1777
    @turnerjenkins1777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5716

    Markiplier: *watches markiplier*
    Markiplier: *gets copyright claim*

    • @vandalismflipflops6106
      @vandalismflipflops6106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      *This Video has Been Removed due to a copyright claim by Markiplier*

    • @hakkboi1987
      @hakkboi1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Trust nobody not even yourself.

    • @Jal3nJ0HN50N
      @Jal3nJ0HN50N 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @That One Unicorn tf lol

    • @bananafish5469
      @bananafish5469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @That One Unicorn hell ye

    • @user-zq9cp4bu4w
      @user-zq9cp4bu4w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It’s the wonderful system of TH-cam

  • @fonceas512
    @fonceas512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5063

    Ok this is late, but I looked the second game (Need a packet?) up and it's about this cashier girl who's continuous work cycle is making her lose her mind. So each time you play through a day, it'll get more distorted, crazier, etc.

    • @Lyander25
      @Lyander25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Yeah, did the same because of how surreal it looked. I wish he stuck through that one, really, since it might have ended up becoming a lot more interesting, but I guess he needs to churn games out for these compilation vids.

    • @fonceas512
      @fonceas512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Lyander25 I wish he would continue it too.

    • @Lyander25
      @Lyander25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@fonceas512 fingers crossed, but if he doesn't it's an excuse to maybe buy it for myself, haha.

    • @fonceas512
      @fonceas512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Lyander25 I guess so!

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      If by "churn games out" you mean "make things actually interesting for the people watching this live because this is taken from an _actual livestream_ " right?

  • @aaronhalling20
    @aaronhalling20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    Not even a minute in and Markiplier realizes that he had boobs, compliments himself, and then proceeds to hit on himself. This is the quality content that I keep coming back for. Keep up the good work Mark!

    • @bluepowerranger9228
      @bluepowerranger9228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Markiplier should play new spider-man game with ps4 because I want to see it in his videos on TH-cam channel.

    • @raidenbabin9750
      @raidenbabin9750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Blue Power Ranger 92 flawless logic

    • @sallythornley7830
      @sallythornley7830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @shredderx3290
      @shredderx3290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are 666 likes on your comment

    • @shredderx3290
      @shredderx3290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Official Adrian Phillip There was but people ruined it

  • @alsocradlembd5685
    @alsocradlembd5685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4113

    I love new markiplier criticizing old markiplier, best experience.

    • @Antisocial_Mercy
      @Antisocial_Mercy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It was quite entertaining. I'd love to see him do so again in a few years.

    • @Do7tor_Red
      @Do7tor_Red 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mark X Mark

    • @rexxer6709
      @rexxer6709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as i am posting this comment has 666 likes

    • @g0r3ang3l5
      @g0r3ang3l5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Now it’s *new* new markiplier, criticizing *old* new markiplier.

    • @cottagecreeche8852
      @cottagecreeche8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heheh u should see him now

  • @KaysCornerr
    @KaysCornerr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5233

    *markiplier watching his own video to learn how to play a game he already played, while judging his past self's every move*

    • @CHRIST4LYFE1777
      @CHRIST4LYFE1777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Exactly. It's hilarious... 😂... How he's insulting himself for no reason... 🤣.

    • @izachs
      @izachs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao I was dying

    • @wy88ly22
      @wy88ly22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Literally me

    • @iarepotato3084
      @iarepotato3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Then copyrights himself

    • @Bully50
      @Bully50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah head a narcissists lol

  • @olive4926
    @olive4926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2771

    I love how he kept making fun of himself
    “What are you so worried about, he just shot a baby”

    • @kristiehardin7902
      @kristiehardin7902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is the comment I've been searching for

    • @surogoua
      @surogoua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @SMILEY460MS
      @SMILEY460MS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be be brutally honest Mark's voice today still sounds the same as himself from 2014 or 2015.

  • @balaranjan3427
    @balaranjan3427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    Other gamers : plays a horror game and gets scared
    Markiplier : I HAvE BoObS

    • @ashrafwajdi4844
      @ashrafwajdi4844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I mean if you suddenly grew boobs , a horror game is the least of your priorities

    • @danicarenee7993
      @danicarenee7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bala Ranjan 💀😂

    • @alannisistired
      @alannisistired 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XDD

    • @skop6321
      @skop6321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That GuysFish Thats for sure

    • @ariananaylea2416
      @ariananaylea2416 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJQJAJAJ

  • @an_oracle
    @an_oracle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    33:23 mark dabbing then saying he hates himself is literally my entire existence in one moment

    • @empblaze2146
      @empblaze2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @DementedGhost
      @DementedGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same😂

    • @beanverysmol
      @beanverysmol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oracle
      I feel you

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @belkat5666
      @belkat5666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIGHT sometimes i disappoint myself..alot

  • @rrachelwingg
    @rrachelwingg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    In the game “Need a Packet?” The horror won’t happen right away because it is a horror-simulator. Playing the game, the cashier *SLOWLY* starts to lose her mind. That’s why when you played the game, you got no result.

    • @AlecElizabethYukii301
      @AlecElizabethYukii301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Agreed, I wish he would have stuck it out a bit longer

    • @rileyfreeman4606
      @rileyfreeman4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yeah I think the game is attempting to make some anti capitalist point about working dead end jobs that just went right over marks head lmao

    • @EmpressCethlisss
      @EmpressCethlisss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That's also why the post is there, cause she's gonna 'boil over'.

    • @barmetler
      @barmetler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I kinda expected it was like that. He was just not having it that day I think, usually he would be more patient

    • @SmilesEdgeworth
      @SmilesEdgeworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was wondering what the game's deal was, I was kinda getting Papers please vibes from it, kinda sucks everything went over Mark's head and he didn't give it a chance.

  • @bottlebrush1221
    @bottlebrush1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    "I don't remember buying this, I don't remember downloading this, it just showed up."
    That's not good.

    • @josephwest6425
      @josephwest6425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why

    • @Whichonespink.77
      @Whichonespink.77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Joseph West so your saying that if a horror game just randomly comes up on your computer that’s just completely normal?

    • @badvisionary5911
      @badvisionary5911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Whichonespink.77 happens to me daily

    • @Whichonespink.77
      @Whichonespink.77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bad Visionary lol I’m sorry you’re fucked

    • @Wesley_Arrowsmith
      @Wesley_Arrowsmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Blake Growney it’s mark making fun of Matt pats theory saying the real mark was replaced by darkiplier or something. He’s saying he doesn’t remember it hinting that the real mark downloaded it but it’s just him making fun of the theory

  • @foryx8909
    @foryx8909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Concept for a game. So it calls itself a horror game, and you go though the entire game with no jumpscares, just lots of little things that build up the tension. Then the game ends and credits start rolling. BUT THEN, suddenly the screen goes black, then pops up using your camera a video of you playing the game with weird things happening/appearing behind you, or whispered conversations, then it cuts to a video of you right then with something behind you, and it whispers something creepy about always being there from now on and then the game crashes.

    • @foryx8909
      @foryx8909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      But like, it starts by asking your permission to use the camera, and the whole story line has to do with things appearing/being summoned from technology and cameras and stuff

    • @sunsetsoup
      @sunsetsoup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      _That_ would be cool. Tricky to pull off, but cool.

    • @rosebean5933
      @rosebean5933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that would scare me sh*tless good job

    • @vanillune
      @vanillune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yo you need to make this you genius human being

    • @jemhilaire6621
      @jemhilaire6621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dude u gotta do this
      Seriously

  • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
    @robjohnsonmusicandgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Old mark: **breathes**
    Current mark: what a tryhard!!
    Old mark: **gets scared by loud noise**
    Current mark: mm, no I remember that, it was loud as balls. Understandable.

  • @louisetabanao4831
    @louisetabanao4831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    "Hell yeah I've got Boobs"
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    Any other person: "this game is scary"
    Markiplier: "I HAVE BoOoOoOBS!"

    • @Nz-tm3gs
      @Nz-tm3gs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *-S T O L E N J O K E-*

    • @potato4687
      @potato4687 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      People like me: "THIS GAME IS SO COOL!"

    • @floopdeedoop44
      @floopdeedoop44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ciel1820 OOOH BOoooOBS
      I’m almost there to having em....soon

    • @osiris6547
      @osiris6547 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOB BO NoN OBOBOBOBobOOBOObs

    • @erfanalma3459
      @erfanalma3459 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder will mark ever play 3 games and take it serious

  • @tbreads7621
    @tbreads7621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Markiplier 2015- "I'VE NEVER RAN AWAY FROM BIG SWINGING BALLS IN MY LIFE!"
    Markiplier 2018- "I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT MY BOOBS FOR GOOD LUCK"
    Edit: Where is the change?
    Edited Edit: HIS HAIR IS SO FOOFY

  • @DeadHouseMouse
    @DeadHouseMouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Mark roasting his past self is a whole mood

    • @InquieteNightshade
      @InquieteNightshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dead House Mouse Especially him criticizing his voice. That is the most relatable thing ever.

  • @rowanthomas6018
    @rowanthomas6018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    *_What am I doing?_*
    *_Why am I here?_*
    *_Why am I doing any of this?_*
    *_What does this all mean?_*
    *~Mark 2018*
    And that, Mark, is a constant mood

    • @julianalvarez8338
      @julianalvarez8338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TØP! ATD 4:20

    • @blinxscaler4850
      @blinxscaler4850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TØP! ATD I don't know if anyone else can hear this but if you turn your volume up when he says those words it sounds like there's a tiny voice changer in it

    • @shapeshiftingpedro
      @shapeshiftingpedro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did I do?
      What did you do?
      *What am I doing???*
      ~Translator Fails, on the failing of the song "Look What You Made Me Do" 2018
      She does some pretty hilarious stuff; go check the channel out.

    • @sirpicklesalot6088
      @sirpicklesalot6088 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *and that mark,is why the first game,you had boobs*

    • @physcoticteen7708
      @physcoticteen7708 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me when I need to go to sleep

  • @rowanthomas6018
    @rowanthomas6018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    *Me: Sees **_Darkiplier_** in the thumbnail*
    *_Instantly yells at no one in particular to shut up and leave me alone for an hour_*

  • @gracemorris4465
    @gracemorris4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Mark: *puts the game on insane*
    Also Mark: "It's too haaaaaaard...."

  • @nyancat2221
    @nyancat2221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Mark: **berates his past self for how he does the thing**
    Also mark: **still does the thing the same way**

  • @Kraken_Dawn
    @Kraken_Dawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    ~THE SCARES~
    -First Game-
    7:10 Gasping
    7:19 Hugging Clown Doll
    8:24 Hugging Clown making honest living patrolling halls
    8:49 Mark isn't good at hide and seek
    10:43 More hugs!
    10:54 Still hugs
    11:11 He finds Mark
    -Second Game-
    13:01 FBI OPEN UP
    -Third Game-
    21:40 Smashing/breaking
    21:52 Door slams
    22:39 Weird noises
    23:18 NOISES
    23:31 BANG
    23:00 Death
    25:06 Another Breaking
    25:13 A train???
    26:09 MORE TRAINS!

  • @madeleinex6922
    @madeleinex6922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    "me and my brother look similar"
    it's almost like...you're related or something
    weird

    • @disabop763
      @disabop763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agreed... I was wondering the same thing... Probably just a coincidence... 🤷‍♂️

    • @KiraAsakura14
      @KiraAsakura14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me and my brother do not look similar.. Almost as if.. we're unrelated or something.

    • @DubstepandDavy
      @DubstepandDavy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/whoooooosh

    • @floopdeedoop44
      @floopdeedoop44 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Madeleine x WOAH

    • @tancow
      @tancow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DubstepandDavy r/whooosh

  • @brenna2138
    @brenna2138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    This is literally every single jumpscare or spook in this entire video. It took me 2 hours.
    1:58 (small thud noise from above)
    2:59 (music stops playing)
    3:15 (mannequin in doorway)
    3:42 (music starts again softly)
    4:03 (mark turns flashlight off for a second)
    4:53 (weird boards on wall)
    5:20 (music stops abruptly)
    5:43 (mark mistakes chair for person (its not))
    6:16 (doll in chair)
    6:51 (music starts loudly)
    7:10 (woman whimpers)
    7:19 (low man voice)
    7:20 (small clown doll walks into room and chases him)
    Mark dies at this point and restarts game.
    8:08 (thud from room over)
    8:11 (doll in chair again)
    8:19 (loud music starts again)
    8:24 (light from across the hallway, woman's breath)
    8:36 (clown walks into room, low, creepy talking)
    8:51 (clown runs back into room)
    8:53 (kills mark)
    Mark restarts game for the second time.
    9:54 (enters doll room)
    10:09 (scratchy music plays)
    10:28 (footsteps)
    10:43 (clown enters dark hallway, chases mark)
    10:56 (mark bumps into the clown again)
    11:12 (mark dies)
    Mark starts the second game.
    13:03 (editing scare from mark himself)
    Mark starts third game.
    21:41 (glass shatters)
    21:43 (door swings open)
    21:53 (door slams shut)
    22:27 (wardrobe reveals portal (?))
    22:38 (weird music starts)
    22:43 (loud scratchy noise and lights flicker off)
    23:02 (baby starts crying)
    23:18 (teleported back to start with loudish noise)
    23:33 (very intense gunfire x5)
    23:50 (lights turn off again, gunfire continues)
    24:22 (hallway opens up)
    25:07 (glass breaks)
    25:09 (weird whispy music starts again)
    25:16 (loud noise, glass shatters, red light blinks, lights flicker off)
    25:27 (gunfire starts again)
    25:36 (creepy childish music starts)
    25:42 (crib appears)
    26:07 (loud noise and yellow light in distance)
    Mark now watches his old self play the game.
    Same scares, but a lot less intense.
    I only put in the major (ish) ones.
    27:01 (mark scare himself: mask and yelling)
    32:09 (baby crib, music)
    33:06 (cheap jumpscare of clown (mark warns))
    Mark starts fourth game.
    35:45 (thud x5)
    36:22 (light flash and thunder)
    37:07: (very quiet whimper (mark didn't notice))
    Mark starts another game due to controller problems.
    42:52 (creature appears and kills mark)
    45:34 (dark hallway)
    46:01 (all lights turn off)
    46:09 (loud noise and mark's death)
    49:54 (complete loss of power)
    49:58 (mark dies)
    51:18 (sees creature in the dark)
    53:13 (mark loses all power)
    53:16 (mark dies)
    Thats all :)

    • @drewdude1620
      @drewdude1620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wow

    • @anasuya2006
      @anasuya2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats a lot lol

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Jumpscare List
      00:00 to 53:55

    • @calvinhester2872
      @calvinhester2872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you

    • @q7914
      @q7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you

  • @Emily-nb9fu
    @Emily-nb9fu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    It actually makes me sad how harsh mark is on himself. I’ve been watching him for so many years now and I loved him at every stage but he’s so mean on his younger self. It’s nice to see how he has improved and how he has changed in a good way but it’s still sad how critical he is on every little bit.

    • @imsorryforarguingbut4555
      @imsorryforarguingbut4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Mascho-

    • @SebasCapo2013
      @SebasCapo2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I'm sure he doesn't mean it in a mean way, that's just what most people do, you grow up, change, and stop doing stuff you used to do, whether it was good or bad.
      Looking back at stuff you used to do almost always has the same reaction on everyone, if it was a bad thing, like in this case, you're happy you stopped doing it and realize it was a bad thing.

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Everyone's critical of their younger selves, we just think we're superior because we're older. It's just human nature.

    • @jennifermoyer9419
      @jennifermoyer9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Perfectionist with some narcissism thrown in the mix. But I still worship the ground he walks on..🤪

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I make fun of my past self all the time lol

  • @designateddoser7651
    @designateddoser7651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    I feel bad for TH-camrs who are expected to never change. You change every year as you get older, that's just how it is. And almost all of the time, the person who changed looks back at themselves and cringes hard. It's life, and it's human. And people making dumb theories, obsessing over it, or criticizing it just confuse me. Because whether or not you're famous or a TH-camr doesn't change the fact that you will change, because you're still a person. Have these people never changed themselves, or looked back at their young self and just cringed away? It's normal. He's a person, not a character. Respect that.

    • @schin9307
      @schin9307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That's what happened to Pewdiepie. I followed him in his early-ish days, and he's so afraid of change, struggling so much to remain the same and doing the same things that led to his fame that he is no longer enjoying himself. And it shows to anyone more mature than the 12 year old boys that make up his main target demographic. I don't watch his videos anymore.

    • @a15godzilla
      @a15godzilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      By dumb theories I assume you're talking about Darkiplier? Mark has already established multiple characters on his channel before, and it's obvious not many of them have been used in a while. The fact that MatPat even made a theory is a pretty safe bet that Mark is planning something. Mark's also been hinting at these old characters coming back in skits he's done in the last couple years. Having the twitch streams could be great smokescreen to hint at a returning alter ego, without just giving it away. There's no doubt that mark may dislike his older self in some ways, however it's hard to ignore some of the odd behavior he's exhibited, whether it's real or acted out.

    • @nancyvillines4552
      @nancyvillines4552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@schin9307 pretty sure a year back or so when he quit playing games he started doing what he wanted lol even said as much in a video. Dont rag on people if you dont know know anything 😉

    • @schin9307
      @schin9307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nancy Villines sure whatever. Doesn't change the fact that i still dont like his content and he just doesn't seem like he's enjoying himself. Not like my opinion matters since he is the most subscribed youtuber anw. Passive aggressive wink to end off my comment.

    • @nancyvillines4552
      @nancyvillines4552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@schin9307 your opinion matters just dont be making up bullshit reasons as to why you dont like him. I hate when people do that. If you dont like someone then just say that dont make up some bullshit as to why you dont hoping to make others do the same

  • @fluffy_giant6592
    @fluffy_giant6592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Hey do you guys remember when mark said that he was working on something HUGE I wonder if that is going to be released on or near halloween like Who Killed Markiplier.

    • @SuperAwesomeAlana
      @SuperAwesomeAlana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      crazy gurl ooooo THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya!

    • @Emily_Grace_Barnes
      @Emily_Grace_Barnes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said he was working on something ?

    • @rubi3_rubarb_ros356
      @rubi3_rubarb_ros356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crazy gurl Tru!!

    • @obsidian2383
      @obsidian2383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      crazy gurl I think you should watch gametheorys Markiplier theory I think u would like it

  • @softvyxan393
    @softvyxan393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Mark at begging of a horror game: *SCOOPTY POOP*
    Mark at end of horror game: *analyze everything*

  • @sorcerykid
    @sorcerykid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love when Mark does the frustrated Russian accent even more than the mobster Italian accent.

  • @lit_gameplays6133
    @lit_gameplays6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    A Markiplier vid inside a Markiplier vid...
    Dream come true

    • @wildrebel-love5771
      @wildrebel-love5771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lit_Gameplays now in another two years he should do it all over again! Lol 😂

    • @jordanr9062
      @jordanr9062 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadpool would be proud.

    • @ssjichigo666
      @ssjichigo666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      its so fucking meta

  • @imjustalex1623
    @imjustalex1623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Mark:* puts darkiplier in the thumbnail*
    Every markiplier fan within the entire world: *clicking intensifies*

    • @coldwind6556
      @coldwind6556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't really care

    • @Bubonic_Goose
      @Bubonic_Goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's just owning it now.
      Good job Mark

    • @wilfweNightsky
      @wilfweNightsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also every person who's watched matpat's mark theory

    • @leth3143
      @leth3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wobalabadabtar

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coldwind6556 Well you're 'ard ain't ya

  • @videodays6652
    @videodays6652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    4:48
    Mark: I’ve got a weird mannequin here with a bunch of moons.
    Me: Oh god, it’s Super Mario Odyssey all over again

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sketch Days XD

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome

    • @yaboihenry1946
      @yaboihenry1946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sketch Days OMG I was reading your comments the EXACT same time he said that!🤯

    • @emsiesburnell9585
      @emsiesburnell9585 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yaboihenry1946 tbh happens to me every time I watch a video 😂

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was super Mario Odyssey when he said that

  • @mandapanda666
    @mandapanda666 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how Mark's motion controls on his controller are suddenly on at 38:53 and the character is suddenly looking up at the ceiling and spinning around in a circle. Totally fits in with how the character is supposedly drunk.

  • @armedgamer3636
    @armedgamer3636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    markiplier doesn't make me happy through his games. But his character. He can make anyone laugh with his jokes.
    I hope he continues his games till the age of 80 and above.

    • @spardazinblackcoat3544
      @spardazinblackcoat3544 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True Dat👏

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hopefully.
      By then, I wanna hear him say "BACK IN MY DAYS GAMES DIDN´T NEED THIS SHIT TO BE SCARY!"

    • @spardazinblackcoat3544
      @spardazinblackcoat3544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DerVasto Classic Mark i guess

  • @speakerbox3602
    @speakerbox3602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Mark: what am I doing?
    Me: playing a game.
    Mark: why am I here?
    Me: you clicked on this game.

  • @versatile_samuel
    @versatile_samuel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    1st game: Mark doesn't finish
    2nd game: Mark doesn't understand and doesn't finish
    3rd game: Mark doesn't play and watch his old self play
    4th game: controller doesn't work
    What was this video :')

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A really bad day.

    • @zer01soul8
      @zer01soul8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is unusual

    • @BlokeOzzie
      @BlokeOzzie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Crap. The word you are looking for is crap.

    • @leth3143
      @leth3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, I really like this crap, that mark uploads on the internet. Really dope shit.

    • @Naurdagnor
      @Naurdagnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You just saved me 30 more minutes of my life. I thank you, kind sir. I wasn't sure Mark was going to do...much of anything after the first two games.

  • @joaomanoel7983
    @joaomanoel7983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    markplier from future: your weak
    past mark: im you

  • @Kilojoules
    @Kilojoules 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I sort of hope that mark comes back to this in a few years and just makes fun of himself making fun of himself.
    *original mark says something*
    current mark: what's wrong with your voice, shithead?
    future mark: what's wrong with YOUR voice, shithead?!
    it'd be like the ultimate markception...

    • @leth3143
      @leth3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not ultimate. There's always room to grow.

    • @atrashweeb2598
      @atrashweeb2598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always make me feel the blankception joke. I usually just out whatever fits the conversation and no one ever gets it

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And through it all, he has the same headphones.

    • @Kilojoules
      @Kilojoules 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leth3143 oh, that's a good point! a few years down the road, we cant even see the gameplay, it's just a screen of marks of various ages...

    • @rayvusviewingchannel6308
      @rayvusviewingchannel6308 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god yes

  • @Voc_spooksauce
    @Voc_spooksauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    I love how Mark makes fun of all the people that keep on talking about the Mattpat Markillier theory

    • @sirsams552
      @sirsams552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Voc or he’s confirming it

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sirsams552 I dunno,don't think so,but we never fully know

    • @julianpotter1918
      @julianpotter1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vo

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julianpotter1918 C

    • @SJ-cd3rr
      @SJ-cd3rr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NotToyotaru DBX2 Oh I agree. He is proving it

  • @KaiSub
    @KaiSub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Mark scares me more than the actual jumpscares..

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ No, him screaming when a jumpscare happens makes me jump every time

  • @blightrat5994
    @blightrat5994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Mark: Who's playing the wind chimes over there?
    Me: I don't know, maybe the wind? Unless someone is like, blowing on the chimes or somethin'.

  • @shqrtcake
    @shqrtcake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    (2.5 seconds into the vid) Mark: *i'Ve gOt bOoBs!!11!111!*

  • @daamric
    @daamric 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    “I don’t like this room”
    *proceeds to entering the room anyway*

    • @camerong7365
      @camerong7365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, hey, you might not like a kid in your group project, but you gotta go yhrough with it. :P

    • @damionhill4954
      @damionhill4954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you might not like a food but your mom or dad are going to make you eat it anyway

    • @kamm8031
      @kamm8031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i love your profile pic

    • @sadie5879
      @sadie5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      60th like deku!

    • @breezywolf14
      @breezywolf14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ah yes
      proceeds to *entering* the room anyway.

  • @irislovett
    @irislovett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I wish mark would upload...
    *markiplier uploaded 45 seconds ago*
    Thank you God...

  • @binodtharu8239
    @binodtharu8239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Markiplier: Look for valuables
    Me: Look down Mark

  • @ExorcistOfNevermore
    @ExorcistOfNevermore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    *hides in closet, but doesn’t turn off flashlight, shining it directly into doll’s eyes*

  • @wheeljack2279
    @wheeljack2279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Wait... I’ve got boobs?!
    Hell yeah, I’ve got boobs!”
    -Markiplier 2018
    I laughed so hard when he said that 😂

    • @minerva-2351
      @minerva-2351 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solbrutha 1149 let all know that mark dreams for the one day he can become a woman....one day mark....one day

    • @smiley4574
      @smiley4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how I saw this at the same exact moment he said that 😂😂

  • @hawkmoon3426
    @hawkmoon3426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jumpscare list:
    7:18 not really scary
    22:40 wtf was that
    23:16 spoopy
    42:50 pretty good scare
    46:09 hi there sexy
    49:56 sup again
    53:16 bye baby
    Final result 7/10 I've seen spoopier games.

    • @JackWoodham
      @JackWoodham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hawkmoon thanks for the jumpscare list I was at 6:10 when I found this and it was useful thanks again 👍

    • @fromthecherryvine
      @fromthecherryvine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found this literally a few seconds before the first scare, thank you!

    • @JackWoodham
      @JackWoodham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hawkmoon for the second jump scare the time is 22:40 not 21:40 just wanted to point that out

    • @hawkmoon3426
      @hawkmoon3426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JackWoodham No problem thanks for the like.

    • @hawkmoon3426
      @hawkmoon3426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the likes everybody

  • @teagannotfound2564
    @teagannotfound2564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Subtitles: **designed for people who can’t hear what Mark is saying**
    Subtitles at 7:20 : “rip headphone users”

    • @ardenlatham6463
      @ardenlatham6463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m glad somebody else mentions this, bc as someone who is hard of hearing, the subtitles are not a place for the subtitler to try to be funny

    • @spiritorange8325
      @spiritorange8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ardenlatham6463 Why not as long as the subtitler puts the correct words thats all that matters

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just watch the subtitles bc whoever does them is absolutely hilarious

  • @faith_updated7255
    @faith_updated7255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    "Im a burglar.... ohh-what kinda things am i gonna burgle?"
    -Markimoo 2K18 😂😂😂

    • @BAVBAVBAV
      @BAVBAVBAV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂IM DEAD 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Faith Hope XD

    • @Defnothere
      @Defnothere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @j00bless56
      @j00bless56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @j00bless56
      @j00bless56 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well oof. I put in a comment related to the same thing. Mwah bad

  • @bad_habits1264
    @bad_habits1264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Anyone else have that problem
    Mark: Lets try this one.
    Ad: *Hamburgers from mcdonalds*
    Me: Great choice mark, Cant wait to hear all about it.

    • @SirStoneHD
      @SirStoneHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      M̷i̷d̷n̷i̷g̷h̷t̷ C̷h̷a̷n̷ always have ads at the worst or funniest moments. No matter which youtuber I watch 😐

    • @mellow1128
      @mellow1128 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope, TH-cam red

    • @leth3143
      @leth3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Addicted to McDonald's?

    • @bad_habits1264
      @bad_habits1264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leth3143
      Not at all.

    • @leth3143
      @leth3143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bad_habits1264 ok

  • @woe7343
    @woe7343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Not sure if this was a video about scary games or a self-loathing exercise

    • @ChroniclerAether
      @ChroniclerAether 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The correct answer: yes.

    • @alexandrarac9111
      @alexandrarac9111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit,you jave the heart thingy

    • @bernardo1814
      @bernardo1814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude, watch MatPat's video on Markiplier

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gergelim RE stop, that’s not canon in any way and it’s so far fetched.

    • @zacheryblackburn6627
      @zacheryblackburn6627 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your name

  • @weightedblankett9656
    @weightedblankett9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    mark yelling at himself cracked me up

    • @yryssa1547
      @yryssa1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i found you.

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      xX_yryssa_Xx wat

  • @haileyyoungberg5596
    @haileyyoungberg5596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    *Sees thumbnail*
    Ahhhhhhhh! It's Demons!! Run Jim Run!!

  • @Lardianyt
    @Lardianyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    27:58 NOBODY MAKES FUN OF BABY MARK! NOT EVEN MARK!!!

  • @mrcosmic9988
    @mrcosmic9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The entire “Dementia” segment had me crying laughing

  • @NephariusMusic
    @NephariusMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    anybody else notice that he's been referencing Darkiplier a lot more in every video? Is the take over about to start?

    • @spookiuwu768
      @spookiuwu768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean halloween is close so maybe

    • @ajvidz4817
      @ajvidz4817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @emmilyharris2318
      @emmilyharris2318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly it looks (to me imo) that hes poking fun at the people who say "OMG DARKIPLIER" at anything with the 3D B/W effect.
      But that was just the first thought i had,
      But it could also be because spooky times coming up ::0

    • @kiki-li6501
      @kiki-li6501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nepharius TV making fun of old mark, dark references, glitches... I’d say so!

    • @kiki-li6501
      @kiki-li6501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      milky moo I was thing maybe Jack would do something for Halloween but mark seems have plans

  • @sarahsparks6573
    @sarahsparks6573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I clicked this video, I saw the name “Darkiplier”, I didn’t see Darkiplier, I remember MatPats theory, I realized that Mark is probably messing with us, gosh darnit😂

    • @criminalstitches6956
      @criminalstitches6956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sarah Sparks no shit honey

    • @Evshivem
      @Evshivem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes yes he is

    • @doglady2925
      @doglady2925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im happy to see mark at all hes helped me alot

    • @NerdySetsokam
      @NerdySetsokam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .... Oh....

    • @thesaltrobot7209
      @thesaltrobot7209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um yeah took you long enough

  • @MrSkysenGames
    @MrSkysenGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I don't like the way Mark was taking jabs at Old Mark. You leave Old Mark alone, Mark! He was good people!

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      💖

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr Skysen Games every night I pray to my shrine that we’ll see old mark again someday

    • @annabrown3241
      @annabrown3241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut up Current Mark, we love Old Mark!!

    • @sarahroudon3639
      @sarahroudon3639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! ❤️

    • @elaynacampos3332
      @elaynacampos3332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss old mark

  • @paleindian10
    @paleindian10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    No One:
    Literally No One:
    Markiplier: *I've got Boooobs!*

  • @TangleHamain
    @TangleHamain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    So, is New Markiplier a hater of Old Markiplier?
    (Also, yes I got fooled by the thumbnail too XD)

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maybe that’s a symptom of darkiplier

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rewrew897 what

    • @jacknexus4493
      @jacknexus4493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yepp darkeplier is closing in as halloween is nearing.

    • @DeclanCorey
      @DeclanCorey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh dang I got warfed

    • @TangleHamain
      @TangleHamain 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Declan Corey oh hey buddy x3

  • @Melitoria
    @Melitoria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Lot of comments saying they liked old Markiplier better. I can see what they mean, but at the same time Mark has clearly grown since then, and a lot has happened between then and now. I'm willing to bet a lot of people wouldn't have even took stock in the difference if it were not for this segment.
    I don't mind his toned-down, snarkier self; I don't mind his loud, blood-pressure-'bout-to-pop-a-vein self. I just like him as a person and content-creator. That being said, sure he has some off-days, but that's just human. You do you, Markimoo.

    • @Melitoria
      @Melitoria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In fact, might be interesting to see him react/commentate more often! xD :)

    • @lsfaraone
      @lsfaraone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, regardless of his demeanour, he'll still always feel more genuine now and back then in comparison to 95%+ of YT creators. He feels a lot more like a friend sharing with us things he thinks is cool, and I can appreciate that a lot more than someone who fully intends to just do anything to get views. I adamantly avoid channels like Pewds or Jack, but have stuck by this channel since the first Five Nights videos because of those reasons.

    • @commanderfiendfyre4095
      @commanderfiendfyre4095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Melitoria I couldn't have said it better, myself!

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES. It’s a lot more down to earth and it feels _real._

    • @Melitoria
      @Melitoria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :) Agreed! I could never get on board the PewDiePie train myself. I like JackScepticEye too, but perhaps because I like how his personality plays with Mark's. Mark definitely feels like an old friend by comparison.

  • @xxmariexx3711
    @xxmariexx3711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I have been with this channle since drunk minecaft.......mark has never forgotten to do his intro.......I'm scared. 😂

    • @Katsuo6661
      @Katsuo6661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He didn't forget, some of his recent videos are missing the usual intro because they're cut up from his twitch streams and posted here.

    • @icy8042
      @icy8042 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *channel

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or because its dark

    • @silvermist4110
      @silvermist4110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn't do his outro last video i believe either

    • @NA-hm6nb
      @NA-hm6nb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drunk minecraft was so funny tho and he has def been weird latley

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "It's not a *scary* game if I have *boobs"*
    *Game Logic*

  • @maddiemon7231
    @maddiemon7231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    0:34
    “Hell yeah, oh hell yeah”
    Jenna Marbles is quaking

  • @vanny_hoc41
    @vanny_hoc41 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    *plays a horror game where you can die by dolls*
    Mark: IVE GOT BOOBS!!!!!!😄😄😄
    Prioritys mark priorites

    • @obsidian2383
      @obsidian2383 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rarity Unicorn what time is that lmao

    • @vanny_hoc41
      @vanny_hoc41 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@obsidian2383 ITS MUFFIN TIME😄😄😄😄😄

    • @joshuakimbro6984
      @joshuakimbro6984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say his priorities are in the right place

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark hasn't changed :')

  • @PetarStojanovic3
    @PetarStojanovic3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Hahaha he's trolling all the people that are looking for Darkiplier because of Game theory

    • @admittedbrake9983
      @admittedbrake9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly

    • @copper7940
      @copper7940 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      что це за язык в названии

    • @kingmax2695
      @kingmax2695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Петар Стојановић THE THEORIST ISN'T WRONG HOOMAN! IT GONNA HAPPEN SOON!

    • @TheCheesyZed
      @TheCheesyZed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True true

    • @tyranosaurusbex2950
      @tyranosaurusbex2950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He actually is as well 😂😂😂😂.
      Well played Mark
      _Well played_ 👏🏻

  • @AgentZombieMan
    @AgentZombieMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Love how Mark's talking shit on himself for A: Speaking in his normal voice & B: Doing things he still does nowadays.

    • @NurtureCooper
      @NurtureCooper ปีที่แล้ว

      yea except back then he did the whole forced "famous deep-voiced youtuber" voice.. which wasn't how he spoke at all normally. it was cringe back then, and it still is now, looking back lmao

  • @WORLD_STXR
    @WORLD_STXR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Darkiplier fandom: *goes crazy*
    Me:AHHHH

    • @thewannabedirector
      @thewannabedirector 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wolfie Chan Darkiplier fandom: *ATTACK*

    • @michaelahart2063
      @michaelahart2063 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same oml

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thewannabedirector me: stILL WAITING FOR THAT EXPLANATION ON "DON'T REMEMBER"!!!!!!

    • @thewannabedirector
      @thewannabedirector 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sophia spurling || Darkiplier fandom: *YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE THE FANDOM >:D*

    • @WAJ04
      @WAJ04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus christ 🤦‍♂️

  • @abdullahelrassas3714
    @abdullahelrassas3714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Description: *also I roast old markiplier*
    Me: Darkiplier? ...is that you?..

    • @abrahamlucio4151
      @abrahamlucio4151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AbdullahYTR // The Egyptian Heart yep.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or warfstache?

    • @DylanTheDuck18
      @DylanTheDuck18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AbdullahYTR // The Egyptian Heart same though

  • @handsomegamer2228
    @handsomegamer2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Markiplier : *I dOnT FeEl So GoOd...*
    Darkiplier : [insert matpat theory comments here]

  • @grimhoneybee
    @grimhoneybee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    What we have learned:
    Mark loves power management games, and when he retires from youtube, he should work in a facility where he manages power generators.

    • @SaltyEike
      @SaltyEike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      with all that running, it'd be one hell of a workout lol

  • @asouthiseng1
    @asouthiseng1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    1:39
    *Stands in front of piano with expensive vases on top*
    "I don't even see anything of value"

  • @Andrew-oq4oh
    @Andrew-oq4oh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Less than a minute in, "Oh, I have boobs!"

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    make a sequel called "0.25 SCARY GAMES".

  • @shiroh7204
    @shiroh7204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    *watching himself*
    Mark: da faq?!

  • @dogetheshiba
    @dogetheshiba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "I put my peinis in, I took my peinis out I put my peinis back in and I shook it all about AND ALL THE SUDDEN SHE'S PREGNANT"

    • @holycrusader680
      @holycrusader680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro where did you hear this

    • @cadearoo1782
      @cadearoo1782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@holycrusader680
      In the video obviously
      XD

    • @jessicawatkins7473
      @jessicawatkins7473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It happens around 24:56ish in the video before he yells a bit like PewDiePie

    • @floopdeedoop44
      @floopdeedoop44 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CRAZY Doge WHAA

    • @floopdeedoop44
      @floopdeedoop44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This part of the vid should be in future sex Ed classes

  • @xen1i195
    @xen1i195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I have never seen anyone so happy over having boobs 😂

  • @michaelnagle5482
    @michaelnagle5482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I like Mark is FINALLY starting to heavily criticize games these days.
    He was always super positive which in a lot of ways is a good thing. But when games are just bad they need to be called out on it.

    • @DeiDuke
      @DeiDuke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or he could just. Not. Play them. I agree forced positivity is annoying but I feel like he went out of his way to shit on these games.

    • @Nz-tm3gs
      @Nz-tm3gs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DeiDuke
      No, he is just finally speaking his mind more or less 100% of the time.
      Remember, A "Lets Play" at its heart is simply Recorded Game Reactions, its when someone plays a game and reviews it at the end.
      Bad games should get Bad reviews, and Good games should get Good reviews, and Mark now has the Integrity to treat games to that standard.

    • @DeiDuke
      @DeiDuke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nz-tm3gs playing a game for 3 minutes, calling it shit and moving on just so he can cram 3 games in 1 hour doesn't make it a good or bad game. He literally said "idk what I'm doing" at least twice. "There may be more to this game, idk". That's not a bad game. That's a bad reviewer

    • @CiarlaArt
      @CiarlaArt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DeiDuke; if he doesn't play them then how is he going to know if the are good or not though?

    • @DeiDuke
      @DeiDuke 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CiarlaArt I meant just not post the 3 minutes of gameplay. If he doesn't wanna play a game that day, that's fine. But it's not fair to these games that he can't figure out a controller...

  • @Dvmor_
    @Dvmor_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    10:55
    Best.Sentence.Ever
    XD
    Also Mark just judging his self is just killing me XD lmao

  • @M0rgan1sm
    @M0rgan1sm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    *insert comment on how the description said roast old markiplier and long conspiracy theory *

    • @cupidsatomicarrow
      @cupidsatomicarrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All I said in my comment was *DARKIPLIER PLAY DESPACITO*
      I have problems

    • @M0rgan1sm
      @M0rgan1sm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cupidsatomicarrow lol

    • @fanairean406
      @fanairean406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *insert reply complimenting the mini theroy and gives the commenter praise*

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cupidsatomicarrow relatable

  • @TheDanReactor
    @TheDanReactor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love reliving his older content. It really shows just how far he's come.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dan Ex Machina yeah and I’m glad to know that he’s figured out how to talk without fucking up his voice! I will say tho that current markiplier seems to be a bit grumpilplier if you get what I mean. Like I think it’s supposed to come off as funny but sometimes his anger scares me ^^;;; is that just me?

    • @win_cie
      @win_cie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh go cry me a river of joy. I'm just here because I love his content.

  • @playbunnykat9233
    @playbunnykat9233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Mark: I have played this one?
    Me:yes
    Mark: have I played this one?
    Me: yes
    Mark: I have played this one
    Me: YES!!

  • @maddisonboxley4820
    @maddisonboxley4820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    markiplier: * plays as burglar *
    also markiplier: “I didn’t know I had to take things”

  • @grahamapol3185
    @grahamapol3185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Me: I shouldn't watch this after midnight. I'm going to bed.
    Mark: Hell yeah! I've got boobs!
    Me: Well played, Mark

  • @eveeeofthelostwoods5471
    @eveeeofthelostwoods5471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    Ok now he's just trolling us with Darkiplier. Thanks MatPat!
    Edit: And thank all of you for the Likes. 😁

    • @Maya-190
      @Maya-190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea

    • @TheCheesyZed
      @TheCheesyZed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right

    • @mena860
      @mena860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      👌

    • @MyMxlodiii
      @MyMxlodiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eveee Of the Lost Woods XD IKR

    • @aoife7831
      @aoife7831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂 true

  • @balibadeetree
    @balibadeetree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Came here for scary games. Got mark roasting himself. *sips coffee* Excellent.

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nerdy Kat you mean *tea*. It is exceptional today 😂

    • @balibadeetree
      @balibadeetree 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I was litterally sipping coffe tho. 🤔 Im a truther🤭😂

  • @Beenie-Desu
    @Beenie-Desu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This vid has the aura of a weird day at work when nothing works and everyone just starts watching TH-cam together.

  • @meh6014
    @meh6014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mark: *plays “Don’t play with the dolls”*
    Also Mark: *amussed at the boosums**

  • @heathernikki43
    @heathernikki43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Mark yelling at his younger self is the best lmao

  • @larissamarie3579
    @larissamarie3579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Mark muttering: *look I have the exact same headphones I've been keeping these headphones for foreva-*
    Me: Mark slow down-

  • @stickingaround_
    @stickingaround_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Recently I made my first actual video that had my voice in it and it sounded a LOT more different then what I thought it would sound like, so its kind of comforting to see Mark poke fun of his older videos and show off how he's grown and evolved over the years. That definitely gave me the confidence boost I needed in making my own stuff.

  • @gernandthegreat8839
    @gernandthegreat8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I would love to see a fan game of darkiplier

    • @galaxybonnee3565
      @galaxybonnee3565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OOF

    • @kaevochi8940
      @kaevochi8940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y E S

    • @ainsleymason852
      @ainsleymason852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gernand the great I don’t play a lot of games, but I would definitely play that one.
      Also, I don’t know if you watched or played Hearts and Heroes, but Darkiplier has a role in that game.

    • @Gasimo
      @Gasimo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you sure you want to see one? I am developing one on GameJolt! its called "Secrets beyond Markiplier Mansion" its gonna be adventure 3D horror game, with puzzles and lore. But I stopped developing due to lack of people following the project. Maybe you can change it?

    • @priscilavilla8093
      @priscilavilla8093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gernand the great working on it.

  • @SealFormulaMaster
    @SealFormulaMaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Roasting "Old Markiplier" huh?
    So I guess... _It has begun_

    • @waynelawson9857
      @waynelawson9857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mabye the thumbnail isn't clickbait

    • @AllieHayes247
      @AllieHayes247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeeeaaaah, something's definitely going on. Like, obviously Mark is playing with us regarding the thumbnail (well, in my opinion, anyway) but his attitude is weird. Like, if this is just who he is now, I don't like it. If it's building up to something, though, then I understand.

    • @aarondevack1912
      @aarondevack1912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AllieHayes247 This was livestreamed but he's definitely been acting in a way some older fans (myself included) hate how he's changed to his current self...

    • @AllieHayes247
      @AllieHayes247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I've been watching for about a year now (including watching some older videos/series) and I could already tell a change... Not sure what's going on.

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for replying 2 years later, but what was your comment referring to at the time?

  • @kingsnothere8075
    @kingsnothere8075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Mark:*playing a game where your in a house stealing stuff*
    Mark: HEY THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT GAME WHERE YOUR IN A HOUSE STEALING STUFF

  • @christoperjeans8167
    @christoperjeans8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Markiplier, really has changed... Man, I used to watch this guy play gmod horror maps with yamimash, playing amnesia: machine for pigs, his gameplay videos of that amnesia game were great, I enjoyed it, and then there was oculus rift games, it was funny to see him get scared while playing oculus rift games, and laughing with yamimash playing gmod horror maps, playing fnaf 1, and those videos were like 6 years ago I think... he’s really changed, his personality, and other stuff, I’m glad I stick with Markiplier’s channel for many years now, I really really enjoyed all of Markiplier’s video contents, I grew up watching this dude, really funny, so I just have to say, you’re the best youtuber ever, Markiplier, keep up the good work and stay safe! 🙂

  • @CreatorOfTheRoom
    @CreatorOfTheRoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Mark’s true form is trying to escape, HIS TRUE DANK FORM , DANKIPLIER

    • @lostinthemelody983
      @lostinthemelody983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uncle Shane The Heavy Main
      One of the new four egos coming soon

    • @haydenmoore5143
      @haydenmoore5143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dank memes died so shut up

    • @lostinthemelody983
      @lostinthemelody983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hayden Moore
      Sorry had to for the joke lolol

    • @Bubonic_Goose
      @Bubonic_Goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The DANKNESS will rise again!

    • @crispybaboy
      @crispybaboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is cursed

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    Can we have 0.25 more?

  • @envious2247
    @envious2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "The sneaky the Thief"
    2 hours later
    "THE VERY ORGANIZED THIEF. YESSSS"

  • @cypher.yoongi804
    @cypher.yoongi804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I found it funny that he did the “ho ho ho hooo” laugh for the clown in the first game. Because when I saw the dolls and the clowns the FIRST thing I though of was Emily Wants to Play (a precious horror game Mark has played) and I thought of that laugh that Chuckles (the clown doll) makes in Emily Wants to Play. So yeah, I found it funny.

  • @Idunno1707
    @Idunno1707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    beginning: don't play with dolls.
    me, with a severe fear of dolls: NO PROBLEM!!!

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the real Sanic male just pretend they’re small people with bad makeup. :)

    • @Idunno1707
      @Idunno1707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that won't work, it's just that they're so lifeless they look alive, and their _eyes_ . Not to mention the little part of hell that doesn't have fire because the flames are scared of that area which is vanquiletrist dummys.