Sharah Cooper there was this joke with DanTDM and Ali-A, kind of like a meme war, where both of them were nominated for the British Oscar “Best British TH-camr” and everyone thought it was Ali-A or DanTDM (putting Morgz outta business) and DanTDM won.
Waiting.... Waiting... Waiting.. Waiting. *microphone flies to heaven aka Albert’s face* 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏*CLAP* nice show Albert xD Thanks for the likes- I forgot this existed lol
He was the cutest cat I've ever seen in roblox who wanted home, loving family, food... But all he got was Albert who threw him into the water. [*][*][*] (Sry for bad english)
No Marley and me Is a movie where Owens wife wanted kids so he got her a dog for her b-day then she went somewhere else,Owen went to pick her up from the airport,then they went home,oh and btw when Owen was taking Marley home he said hmmmm should I name you Bob then he thought Marley?yeah you like the name Marley?and JUSR WATCH THE MOVIE ITS CUTE BUT SAD
I finished watching Marley & Me yesterday and I cried so much in real life that I had diarrhea and forgot to take my Spanish lessons. I'm sorry duolingo bird. Please kill me.
Hey can you play innovation inc. spaceship? There's a glitch where you can control people. You have to buy the double speed coil and drop it on someone. Please like so he can see this. Edit: so my brother was about to go to work and I was just on his computer when I pressed backspace and I saw I dropped one of coils, so I kept dropping it and someone picked it up and he teleported to me and I merged with him.
1:10 Are you talking about *"Infinity War?!"* If so; I totally agree. Especially that last bit of the movie TOTALLY SUCKED -- and began looking like a bad, cheesy, and overexaggerated anime (even though I NEVER WATCHED THE MOVIE; but I did hear about it though...)
Albert: *stutters
Desk: “oh god”
Lol
XD TRUE
normal people when they stutter: “well oopsie”
albert: *confused screaming*
Yes Queen
Fhhgyghj
This is how many times Albert has spit in games
I
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1 million
Lolololololol!
Yes
XPastel Galaxy Gamer p
Eh waffles is right
I would adopt that baby faster then Marley from Marley and me's DEATH.
OMG YOU ARE DEAD TALKING 😮😮
pls hungry
My little sis is calles marley lmfao
albert's dead dog the dog died in _marley and me_ idiot
I AM A DEAD DUMB IDIOT YAY
Albert Ik this may sound touchy to the heart but, TYSM ur the reason I’m alive! ilysm my dad passed and ur the reason I stayed happy! Love u
Nice
awhh i hope you are doing well, my dad had passed too but its long ago now hope you feels better!
Ummm
Awwww i fell so bad for u at last your happy ❤
Glad you're still here :)
"I'm exited to see my dog die"
~albert 2019
XD
Winter I read this at the exact same time he says this 😂
xXwinterthewolfXx9 Roblox why
Ginette Roberge r/wooosh
xXwinterthewolfXx9 Roblox 2020
Albert : my three month year old child
Me: that’s exactly how time works
Lol I just noticed
@Cream Kobbernagel 🤦
@@malstars Ana K more like *Ana Kid*
@Cream Kobbernagel cream kobbernagel more like cream kobber bagel
@@neonbonniestudios3133 more like NeonBonnieLaming
Albert: Casually yeets onto the dog
Me: I just witnessed a murder.
:0
xD true
JustinShamer Gaming I was on the part when I found this comment
Omfg thats trueeeeeeeee
Me too
Albert: *going to throw a child*
Also Albert: *gets distracted by wheel eyes and salutes*
69 likes
@@yaeyde o
@@ssneeze o
“Ok how do you ride this? MOVE CJ!! This kid is broken…”
2020 protesting here?
This is how much times Albert has screamed
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@@sharailaporte610 MHMMMM 2020
@@sharailaporte610 YES!
Morgz: MrBeast
Tati: James Charles
DanTDM: Ali-A
Albert: His mic
Dantdm wat?
Eliza DoesGachaLife2 I’ll have to agree with that
Sharah Cooper there was this joke with DanTDM and Ali-A, kind of like a meme war, where both of them were nominated for the British Oscar “Best British TH-camr” and everyone thought it was Ali-A or DanTDM (putting Morgz outta business) and DanTDM won.
My friend has a crush on Morgz *i kinda died in side when she told me*
LpsStitch 10 i think it is YOUR friend who died in that moment.
This is how many times Albert said Marley at the beginning
I
I
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Jayla McCornell just one year too late 😞
8
Now 86
Ok
12
Me: watching a movie *see’s sad seen where dog dies *and tears up
Albert: *just screaming*
Waiting....
Waiting...
Waiting..
Waiting.
*microphone flies to heaven aka Albert’s face*
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏*CLAP* nice show Albert xD
Thanks for the likes- I forgot this existed lol
I kinda wheezed-
(•-•)
MaGiAl
Earthworm sally is an old meme
XiiBluexxX Lol It is
SMILE SWEET SISTER SADISTIC SUPRISE SERVICE
EaRtH wORm SaLlY
*what the bob*
*sir no cursing in my christan roblox server*
_mi gosh I am goolng to 12_ coommitz *not alive*
Su Tart _im going to commit fortnite but without the parachute_
James Lee I’ll do that the second I start believing scams.
Su Tart O:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH i need to get out more...
1.I met Albert
2.I cried
3.I became a millionaire
4.I woke up
Actually the order is 1 3 4 2
Oof.
4312
Rip I have those same dreams too except Albert and I collaborate as a team. And every character he ever made (including Albertstuff) is in dere too.
A dream
LegendGacha - Gacha, memes, and more! same but its all just a dream :(
Albert: *goes into someone's house and kidnaps there child*
:0
*Their
teehee *Thir
@@axel322 I love how you attempted to correct someone and failed
@@haileysmith9322 lol i just realized that
How to stop your microphone from going up, for Albert.
*get taller*
Yes.
ALBERT GOT ROASTED!!!!!!!
R-roasted. 😂
Why didnt I think of that 🙄
Kori The Weird Hybrid yes I say yes
Rip
"Cat"
3:07-4:08
He didnt even get a real name...all he wanted was to take Albert to the moon😔
Of course tho...he would be riding Albert
Yes
He was the cutest cat I've ever seen in roblox who wanted home, loving family, food... But all he got was Albert who threw him into the water. [*][*][*] (Sry for bad english)
That sounds so wrong...
Lukas Schneider scammer
@Lukas Schneider sksksk scammer
When you watch a random TH-camr
That was a great video!
When you watch Flamingo
That was an epic chill videoooooo
тнaт'ѕ тrυe .
Yesssss, epiiccccc
Yass still chill
The awesome Narwhals exactly
@Amy Garcia simply pay
“E”
“a star is born”
LOL
Albert: It costs nothing to take care of a baby
School: hold my textbook
Albert: I'm excited to see my dog die!
Rocky: *_Wait, that's illegal._*
Yes nugget head
@@calebeuceda6950 Don't be rud.
And peach aka his new dog
*99 likes*
Let’s make that
*100 likes*
Veronica Lopez ..
No one:
Not a single soul:
Albert: *yeets himself onto dog photo*
FloofyKittyKat shut up
not funny, didn’t laugh
Mario Galvan why you mad about that?
uwuxfren
Ok? Who cares?
@@help6691 now playing: who asked
Albert reading a chat: what the bob- stop cursing.
Me: you just cursed 0_0
you just cursed by saying cursed :O
;-;
*savage sunglasses and horns enter the chat*
Conner: Attack Conner
Albert: He is asking his dog to end his life. *Albert's microphone goes up, and Albert gets scared by it* XDDDD buster (8:06)
Aubrie Alsum 🤣🤣🤣
Joseph Short that is truly what happened-
@Joseph Short XD
His face was sooo funny XD
No one:
Not a single soul:
hulkthegreatess: *WHAT THE BOB*
Pls delete that comment
Inferno he’s a soul
OPOLO POLO um plz stop cursing i’m going to actually DIE
OPOLO POLO NO CURSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lnferno
Where I’m from, on Christmas Day Santa Clause would come in on a surfboard at the beach (shirtless) and throw candy and vegetables as us. It was great
Lol XD
this is the most unnecessary yet necessary piece of information ever
xD lol
@@samuelhart7210 To be honest I completely forgot that I wrote this. I just made my own day xD
Thanks past me
Dang I wish
Albert about to jump on a dog”fake” Albert:*puts phone down quickly*
WOAHHH how u put the star keys like this *example * HOW DO I
“About a dog named Marley and Me.”
“Wanna go for a walk Marley and Me? What a good dog!”
“Hey whats your dogs name?”
Marley and me.
No Marley and me Is a movie where Owens wife wanted kids so he got her a dog for her b-day then she went somewhere else,Owen went to pick her up from the airport,then they went home,oh and btw when Owen was taking Marley home he said hmmmm should I name you Bob then he thought Marley?yeah you like the name Marley?and JUSR WATCH THE MOVIE ITS CUTE BUT SAD
Omg I started to watch the video and I readed (If its wrong im spanish) I readed this at the same time he said it lol
delighted Dino doughnuts r/wooosh lol
delighted Dino doughnuts r/wooosh
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Albert broke doggo’s bacc
Yass queen
@@SenjuTheSlime Yass queen
@@MNP64 Yass queen
@@ashdvhudfyhsabdj Yass queen
Yass queen
Likes without even watching the video.
Me:Proffesionals have
_S T A N D A R D S_
I am simple man, i see albert vid, i click!
*Tf2 theme plays*
Penta Anims you spelled Professional wrong. Noob it’s all about the big boys
r/whoooosh
“What the bob” for some reason that made me laugh so hard XD
“Im ur daughtr kill me”
-Albert 2019
I you lose brain cell :(
No u
....
ALBERT IN A COAT
SHORTS
AND A FRICKING BEANIE
I didn't know a TH-camr can be so good looking though 😂
Always
Thats our dad
while albert has a lucky gf we 10 year olds fangirl over him 😔👊
@@catliker888 Oofie ._. Except me my me isn't 10 .O.
I'm 14 😂
@@nekoniko1592 counts, since you're a preteen :p
Dis is how many times Albert said “guys”
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*In one video*
ROBLOX
0:48
6 year old me: I didn’t watch the movie! Don’t spoil it!
Older me looking back: wtf the dog didn’t explode.
"do dungy"
Thats some sister tea
YASS SISTER
Albert: It's a rare animal
Me: *_yes, the rat is indeed a rare animal._*
You will get banned oh noo
@@fritziejaropojopmacasa1296 :ban rat
:ban katfoox
**reason** snap
_*me am need rat diereeeeaa from rat so givs me rat deriah 4 epik bacon flaks [rat deriaeh edition]
Katfoox *no dont ban them yes*
Nobody
Not even a single soul
ALBERT: DO DUNGY NOOOOOW!
its junkook From BTS
k?
I love how he just jumped from the ladder onto the pillow so calmly UvU yeesssssssss sister 😌💅
albert: "im really excited to see my dog die"
me: ;-; *runs to Africa on foot taking all of my pets*
@ãirgløwz x I dont think
@ãirgløwz x lol no
Why africa
are you jesus how to you walk lol
@@ryangoslingIRL yea why africa
Albert : CJ I WANT ICECREAM AND PIZZA
CJ : Ah Sheep here we go again
Edit : Edited the word so people won't complain
Exactly
STAP CURSING IN MY CHRISTAN ROBLOX SERVER!!!
THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😱🤣🤣🤣 also dis supposed to be family friendly but XD XD XD
Az Girl The Video’s family friendly , comments are never family friendly.
@@azgirl1600 r/bonappletea
“Leave a like on this video if you care about my well being” Me: *likes*
Screams and likes the video
I dont get why u needed to comment that :/ not even funny
Unity dimond S T O P B U L L Y
@@BloxyAvianna brush that's not even bulling u probs young and think everything mean that happens is bulling LOL
Unity Diamond it was a joke :/
“So u can kill animals in this game look at that it’s beautiful”
Me: 😱 omg so cool :O
*JOHN WICK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Guys John wick is gonna kill the creators of adopt me for doing this to animals
he's gonna use a sandwich
Keanu Reeves*
@@glitchy1281 he's talking about John wick not John wick's actor
@@eggbuh But John Wick IS Keanu Reeves. Without Keanu Reeves he doesn't exist..
He’s gonna kill u wit a pool noodle
If I rode my cat, it would probably take me to weight watchers
Coat,
Shorts,
Beanie,
Great voice,
Billie Eilish?........
OMG *ALBERT IS BILLIE EILISH* 😱😱😱
Amaya Dansfiell why dose this not have more likes
Grey-blue hait
Pugsforlife9912 XD True!!
Pugsforlife9912 XD ALBERT EILISH
Silly Hopella ikr this is so smart 🤩
FLAMINGO IS LIKE A MALE VERSION OF ME! He had to be exact same sense of humor, and it’s sad, but I also choke on my spit xD
His mic :I see a bright light *goes up*
Alberts:Threatens the inanimate object
I finished watching Marley & Me yesterday and I cried so much in real life that I had diarrhea and forgot to take my Spanish lessons. I'm sorry duolingo bird. Please kill me.
@Zachary Williams Stop it noob
I clicked so fast that I wasn’t even born yet
Edit : Thank you so much for the likes! ❤️💕
Omg same, I was about to cry even xD
Oh me too
oh my then are you alive
Angela - I don’t know am I?!
What are all we?
Albert: im so excited to see my dog die!
Me: see's a video of his dead dog and him crying* ;-; wut
SUS
*” The the the owner- The-“*
*_hits table_*
As soon as I started reading this he stsrted saying that lol
WhatMyLogin 109 me too XD
E..
Albert: IF I WANT TO "RIDE MY DOG"
me: O-o
MmMmMmMmM..... ThAt'S nIcE....
o h h e l l n o
i get it
BRUH WHY DO U HAVE TO RUIN A GOOD START TO A MEME
Oi
I love ur vids
Nice poem by natt
thank you natt very cool
Wut o.O
Ok
albert:im excited to see my pet die
me:me t- wait what?!
Get used to it buster
4:05
I did exactly the same thing when I got my egg
In game or in real life?
pumpyplayz irl obviously
0:26 my dogs heads perked up when they heard that noise.
Alicia the Comedian lol
XD
Xd
Dog: i need a shower
Albert: the dog has carried to much people he has start to sweat
Logics: ...Dogs can’t sweat
They sweat out of their mouths and dogs still need baths
Get noob dogs can sweat
It's called panting
lol ur face in the thumbnail cant stop me from laughing XDDD
Albert I was eating when you said to imagine your knees coming through your legs ;-;
0:25
**R.I.P doggo 2019-2019**
**died because his owner tried to ride it ;-;**
Alberts mind: hmm where to put this ladder....
Alberts mind: I KNOW IN MY STUDIO!!
Alberts mind: so I can jump off of it
Everyone: YEET
@@AlizerGG Nah, it will never happen, Also typing that comment doesnt stop gacha -
@@CainWuzHere ikr XD
Oh no the invasion gacha has already started
@@pad2958 lol
Jet- Plays just because you don’t like gacha doesn’t mean you can stop it other people like different things I’m not a gacha fan btw
3:47
Albert : *coughs*
Everybody: coronavirus
Thumbnail: *Scooby dancing next to a corpse of a dead dog*
Me: HE'S DANCING BECAUSE THERE'S FUN IN FUNERAL
Flamingo: who cares about a stupid cat
Me: *throws iPad out window and hugs my cat and follows her forever*
OMG LOVE IT LOL
Flamingo: Who cares about a stupid cat
Me: *Takes my cat and runs away from home* UwU OwO The score is low >:3
Flamingo:who cares about cats
Me:
my sis love cats she would be sad
I know you didn’t throw your iPad out of the window or do you?...
RIP cat, 2019-2019, "I used him to go to work." (: "Quote un quote love u""""""""""""'
Stroke?
Hi smg4
I love when u make the kid sound its realy funny
Thank you Albert for making me laugh every day and laugh my lungs out (I guess that is the saying) thanks 🤗
Definitely The Saying
AGREE!!😂😂😂
*calls ambulance*
Me: yeah hailey just laughed and her Lungs came out
Agree
flamingo: shut up
*we did it boys, talk is no more*
4 minutes ago ;o I LOVE YOU I’LL WATCH THIS 1000000000000202929291019393929292939 times
Emirichu
Yes
thats too unhealthy.
No
What the bob did you say?
Jedis: almost die chocking to death
Albert: chokes on own spit
Thumbnail: Shows Albert surprised by a dead dog
Video: Shows Albert not caring about the dog
"Why would you spend 1000 robux to look like this"
... Looks at self
It's called roux
Why would you spend 9 months on me
Is Anyone Gonna Talk About Albert Having A Ladder In His Room...🤔
No bc who doesnt have a ladder in there room, if you dont your one weirdo 😕
@@jonnycreator9415 uh....so you have a ladder in ur bedroom...i mean usually ppl keep it in their storage room or somethin..
@@pexchysenpxi4071 ROBUX
@@pexchysenpxi4071 every one dose *idiot*
Bruh your name though.
When you threw you cat in the water I almost cried lol
Nobody
Flamingo’s microphone: maybe I can be like this new roblox update *OFFENSIVE*
sucribe falingo
Everybody when they see a disgusting man/woman:EWWW EW EW STEP ON IT EWWW
Albert: hot teehee
XDDD
ALBERT RUN I HEARD BACONS ARE BEING REMOVED
When you was dancing the red light green light song was on and you was moving to the beat xD
Albert : *"MOVE CJ"*
Me (Acually named CJ irl) : *"Wel didnt know you hated me.."*
me: what the bob
mom: STOP CURSING
me: fine what the HECK
mom: much better ALBERTO
Lol
This is a bad joke (does flosh dance from forkknife
this makes zero sense
@@jooscyy.3203 yea ik my life makes no sense
When people hear Albert cough in 2020 :O)))))))
cOrOnA vIrUs
NO KIND SIR HE IS .... idk what my point is :/
why does everyone have that same pfp
Simplex Guy amen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
oH nO CoViD rUn😨
0:15 Albert your going to crush the puppy 😂
“Their going to have it where your kids have to carry you around the whole game.” -Albert 2019
3 things happened today
1:My friend said he didn’t like Albert
2:My friend got hit by a bus
3:I lost my bus license
Rand0m lol
Darkk
Braydon XD920 oml xD
That's so violent.....I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Dark
“What the bob” hulk quote 2019
8:17
**gets epic scared by mic**
More like mad lmao 😂
ahhhhh
It gave me a ad
Soo I see all the stuff u do a lot and when I see u do it you have a way to make it more funny thanks for entertaining me will it's 12:40!
So, i searched up "Gg190351" in roblox and, he is now, a sunscreen eater😂🤭
This is how many times he says Marley and me
⬇️
have you watched the movie avengers when marley dies and thaneas not thanos snap finger
He said it 1 stupid
Flaming:"coughs on spit"
Me:are you ok
Flaming:DO I LOOK OKKKKKKKKKK
I’m laughing so hard when he jumped of the ladder LMFAOOO SORRY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
HAHAHAHA
Me: wow Albert so beautiful gud clothes
Albert: *I'm gonna wear woman pants again tomorrow*
Me: but I'm a girl
Albert:
what
Uhh I'm confused
??
Confusing
This should be on r/youngpeopleyoutube
No one:
Not a soul:
Not even you:
Adopt Me: *RIDE YOUR PETS!*
well we love that tea *it sounds slightly wrong tbh*
You said that no one does that then you say that adopt me does even though you said no one
*_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_*
Imagine this: sitting on a cat..
You wonder, how will that turn out?
You; **sits on cat**
Cat; **le ded**
@@ujimujibuji83 don't be technical
"Im blue"
Me: dA bA dEe Da Ba dIe A dA bA dEe Da ba dIe Da bA dEe da bA dIe
Me too
Lmao
Me three
oml XD
Y e s .
Albert: I thought the red carpet was animal blood
Me: *welcome to the sociopath club*
1 view 12 likes
TH-cam is drunk and high
Bruh
@@Alex-ov9ed ik
195 views
*1,4k likes*
Roses are red
Sapphires are blue
This comment is unoriginal
And so are you
Bryan Carril so much comments of these but yet idk why I like them…
Hey can you play innovation inc. spaceship? There's a glitch where you can control people. You have to buy the double speed coil and drop it on someone. Please like so he can see this.
Edit: so my brother was about to go to work and I was just on his computer when I pressed backspace and I saw I dropped one of coils, so I kept dropping it and someone picked it up and he teleported to me and I merged with him.
Oi I'm a security guard that breaches security!
Jk I'll probably use it to move annoying people in the core room
He talks about Marley and me so much😂
He talks about Marley and "You"?
ღMello Elloღ she means the movie
@@user-dr3ki2ze8u Ik dont act dumb. I was just making a joke, jeez
ღMello Elloღ jeez don’t have to be so rude about it.
1:10 Are you talking about *"Infinity War?!"* If so; I totally agree. Especially that last bit of the movie TOTALLY SUCKED -- and began looking like a bad, cheesy, and overexaggerated anime (even though I NEVER WATCHED THE MOVIE; but I did hear about it though...)