@@kitsunechan7805 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
schlatt: "Can we go FIVE SECONDS without it getting unwarrantedly sexual?!" literally less than 5 seconds later: "I'm gonna make you come-" "Don't you DARE make me come!"
@@MrDarren690 there’s also a change it changed with age. I know the dude was like 19-20 in this video but the body doesn’t stop growing until around the early to mid 20s so it’s not impossible to say his voice just naturally got deeper. Although I do think that most of it was him playing a character and trying to be more high pitched
Wow! Thanks lexlang! I almost missed that part of the fucking video im watching, that was so helpful of you to point out the joke! And all these genii liking it to show their appreciation as well!
XtraXenonite I AGREE, ALSO WHATS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING FACE? BEING GAY IS FUCKING AWESOME! I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS COMMENT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, WTF MATE.
What we can learn from this video: Jschlatt slowly descends into madness when liquid levels rise. When water rises, he becomes overly attached. When LAVA rises, he becomes outright crazy.
I'm happy I wasn't the only one to come back a hear how high "Schlatt's" voice was. It honestly sounds like he still has a bit of morality left in him.
“Jschlatt you know something that I learned while I was down there”. “One more rise of the water and death is permanent” while he threatens to kill him, most bad ass thing I’ve seen
This might be my favorite video in the world. The emotional rollercoster that this simple minecraft let's play took me through, just starting as a lighthearted video of two friends playing a game that turned into a romantic, suspenseful, terrifying and beautiful treasure that took my breath away and had me hanging on the edge of my metaphorical seat. Jschlatt's voice full of emotion, desperately begging for Wilbur to be okay, gasping for air as he nearly drowned as a result of the worsening water level. "You're the light of my life! I'm terrified!" He screamed, and we could tell he meant it. "Wilbur I swear to God where are you?!?" He was truely worried in a time of desperation, the shields around his feelings no longer proving effective. The shear anger in Wilbur's eyes as he smashed the glass and tore down the wood in an attempt to make Jschlatt pay for not giving Wilbur attention the necessary to satisfy his needs. The suspenceful feeling in the air when Jschlatt chased after Wilbur in anguish and anger. Stunning, breathtaking, and worth every second. 10/10.
And so Jschlatt lived alone, free from the flood. He lived on to mine and loot villages and go to the nether, all that normal Minecraft stuff. But he could never look at an ocean the same again.
i feel whole heartedly invested in this. like, no joke, genuinely cared about the story unfolding in this minecraft world of global warming and very small wood houses. the sad music at the end when wilbur, in an attempt to finally escape the clutches of bernie sanders and his oppressive global warming regime, jumped from a mountain, only to fall to his untimely death- poetic cinema. 11/10, would raise the water level again
Did you forget that at one point Wilbur becomes psychotic scaring jshlatt and said something that sounds like a quote of a veteran that's ready to commit sepeku
After more days Willbur's older ROLEPLAY brother The Blade's gonna explode L'manburg 2nd times but this time it is gonna be 55 withers. "BROTHERS OF EXPLOSIONS" Edit: Well, we guess L'manburg exploded well. RIP L'manburg you'll be remembered for centuries. But I was wrong both techno and phil destroyed L'manburg so it will be "FAMILY OF EXPLOSIONS"
12:33 to 13:12 I was laughing so hard that it sounded like Quackity, Karl AND Dream laughing at the same time. I can’t decide if that’s good… or really, really, really cursed.
Here because of the end of chuckle sandwich and feeling nostalgic for my first Schlatt vid. Good thing there’s only Schlatt in in this vid and no one else
20:00 Context: Jschlatt refuses to let Wilbur into their home, before threatening to kill him. He then changes faces when Wilbur reveals he has a sword. Wilbur, holding a stone sword: "Do you know what I learned while I was down there?" Jschlatt, holding an axe: "What'd you learn?" Wilbur: "One more rise of the water - *just one more, one more little rise of the water* ... and you won't be able to swim back to the surface. ... It's almost over, Schlatt. *One more rise of the water* and *a death is permanent.* Alarm: * goes off * Water: * Rises * Jschlatt: "Oh, f-..." Wilbur: "..." * waits for the water to fall and then attacks Jschlatt * ~ *That was straight out of a movie. How he cooperated at the end was just masterful.*
At last, despite the love and hatred created by the gods of global warming, JSchlatt saw a world without conflict, without drowning in despair, a World Without Wilbur. Is he happier now? Is surviving the monotonous cycle of night and day worth living when you can't have your companion? Jschlatt led to live a life of conquest, with a progressive loss of empathy, pure hatred, and with means to fullfill his unpurposed life succumbed to a thirst for absolute domination. When he at last saw his friend, enemy, and partner in crime ALIVE and rising to power, his only goal was to destroy everything Wilbur took from him, companionship. Welcome to the Dream SMP.
Every time I’m sick or feeling shit I watch this video. I’ve come to terms with what he did and know he is a bad person. However I will always cherish this video because it never fails to make me laugh.
He’s changing for the better at least I wish people could focus on the fact that he knew what he did was bad long before it became public and dealt with it on his own in private like he should have
there's no one I'd rather be stranded with than you
cute couple 10/10
What about eat pant conar?
My SHIP
Jschlbur
what if ❓🤔 we 👬😘 kissed 💋 at the height limit 🤔 by the 🌎 world🌏 border 😯 as the water 🌊 rose (and we were both boys 🙈👬)?
This is like a movie. It has everything: romance, drama, action, the three acts, the plot twist, iconic lines.
Slimeustas and the comedy
The three acts ?
Laboon 344
Beginning, middle, and end.
@@kj6053 oh ok thank you
Iconic lines:
”I’m just chilling here. With my seeds. Mmmm.”
”You fucked me”
”DON’T YOU DARE MAKE ME COME”
- jschlatt
Wilbur: quietly calling Jschlatt
Jschlatt: yelling and banging sh!t around
Let's make it a 666 likes
@@kitsunechan7805 sorry but it got over lol
Its now 888
@@kitsunechan7805 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
I love Shlatts unknowing “Why’d it get so dark in here?” And his “WHAT THE FUCK” after he divided the house.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@gus8696 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@oliviagrace6914 e
@@oliviagrace6914 ew
@@oliviagrace6914 eww
It’s crazy that you can hear Schlatts lack of facial hair
underrated comment lmao
haha fr
Literally
He had 8t.
lmaooo
15:27 Wilbur zooms in on a chicken. Next shot, it's in his inventory. Environmental storytelling at it's finest.
The correct term is “visual storytelling” I believe, but I may be wrong. Thanks for pointing this out tho
stop speaking
@sweaty onion
As you wish, Sweaty Onion
Lmao
@Ozone i can see your profile
the "come" part is the most chaotic thing i've seen on this platform
Timestamp?
12:31
Did someone say chaos!?
@@natesvideovault2260 no
@@natesvideovault2260 no
I like how jschlatt went through all the stages of grief.
Lmfaooo
Bruh
20:56 can anyone link the song I’m desperate
@@roun6479 open.spotify.com/track/6fAjxm3brfjuGkZcbggWH1?si=U430OOWuQTKFbiOviDtcrA
He got to acceptance there real quick.
9:45 I laughed at this part, not because of the bit they were doing, but rather because of how Wilbur managed to fuck up a double chest that badly.
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
BAHAHSHHDHDHD
my main goal in life is to be friends with tubbo
I CAN'T- **wHeEzE**
ʟᴜᴄιŦιER χακαɪ hah
schlatt: "Can we go FIVE SECONDS without it getting unwarrantedly sexual?!"
literally less than 5 seconds later: "I'm gonna make you come-" "Don't you DARE make me come!"
12:50 by the way
I can't breathe
@Ozone I see you everywhere and you keep making these great and creative replies!
@Ozone I was just joking around
@@veronicaoviedo711 you poop sock stop angry boss from angry boss being angry boss
Why does jshlatt always sound like he is in a state of panic
He is
Rocketman
When he's not causing the panic, he is in a state of panic.
15:20 y e s
TheRandomLad if you can please show me 😖
TheRandomLad thank you very much!!
Schlatt’s voice was weirdly high pitched back then. You could still hear the soul and hope in his voice.
Ted was right, something did happen to Schlatt that turned his accent into a "bastardized New York accent."
@@rivirtue it's ever since he almost got caught for the terrible, terrible thing he did, back in that dark New York alley in 1999.
Yeah true
But he's still the same old mean man that makes everyone vary happy
It sounds like he's projecting his voice here. I didn't know his voice got deeper since.
@@MrDarren690 there’s also a change it changed with age. I know the dude was like 19-20 in this video but the body doesn’t stop growing until around the early to mid 20s so it’s not impossible to say his voice just naturally got deeper. Although I do think that most of it was him playing a character and trying to be more high pitched
So this is where Schlatt has his water trauma from
this makes so much sense OMG lmaooo
STOP I PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO CRY TODAY
Makes more sense then anything I’ve heard/seen before
His what?
I- I mean-
"Schlatt...Where are the windows?"
"...I like water."
1k Like! :)
@@Thesweetembraceofvoid 1k Like :)
“I should really stop flirting with men”
- Jshlatt 2020
This video is from 2019
@@ksuffy6188 so?
@@soupbubbles3795 Oh lmao I didnt notice...
the vid was made in 2019 dude lmao
@@Lengend-cu6ef I’m referring to his quote from 2020
Alternate title: Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sexual tension rises (ft. Jschlatt)
Schlatt and Wilbur out here reenacting a whole fanfic.
Titanic, the original
69 likes by the way
Gayschlatt
True
Ha
17:41
"Schlatt, what happened down there... wasn't me"
*dramatic lighting strike*
Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God
oh my Fucking god
Oh my fucking god
Wilbur: *silently floods Schlatt's house*
Schlatt:Why'd it get so dark in here?
1k likes and no comments
Mmmmmmm my dirty mind
@@sleepguy1 OH NO
Wow! Thanks lexlang! I almost missed that part of the fucking video im watching, that was so helpful of you to point out the joke! And all these genii liking it to show their appreciation as well!
Wilbur: “Schlatt, My dude, My..My pretty princess”
Schlatt: “Oh- no I’m closing the door :)”
I love how Wikipedia has context regarding Climate Change, like this is a professional example.
It is. Idk what your talking about
This is a profession example, Wilbur and Jschlatt taught us so much about climate change here
Schlatt's "Don't you dare make me come" and then five seconds of silence after is the peak of comedy
I love seeing British people and American people interact while I, a Canadian, sit and drink my liquid ice and solid water.
idk i feel like we connect on a personal level becuase canada is the side dude to america and ireland is the side dude to britain
where does asia fit in all of this
@@irelandaintreal2945 ireland is the agressive twin brother
we Asians are bystanders
@@MeboDotExe and us south americans are just background characters
"COME BACK!"
"jschlatt, it's miserable up-"
"YouR THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. COME BACK!!!"
N o
H o m o ;]
Timestamp please hahahaha
@@warrenkeystone5195 11:06 roughly
This was the most romantic, dramatic, tragic, suspense filled friends to enemies to lovers story I’ve ever seen
friends->enemies->lovers-frenemies->???
i love how jschlatt flirts with wilbur and if wilbur acknowledges it, he gets yelled at
cai omg ikr 😂
I love them so fucking much
jschlatt be like "it's not like i like you!! b-baka!!"
Agreed
Schlatt is a big tsundere
Jschlatt at the beginning: I'm not gay
Jschlatt at the end: We have to repopulate the world
*0)-(0*
@@h20-melons79 OKAY WTF IS THAT FACE, PEOPLE HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH THESE WEIRD LOOKING FACES.
@1k
Bro chill tf down some
@@broccolitomato1085 He has the right to be angry cause THE F**KING FACES HAVE GONE TOO F**KING FAR
XtraXenonite I AGREE, ALSO WHATS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING FACE? BEING GAY IS FUCKING AWESOME! I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS COMMENT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, WTF MATE.
Wilbur: you know the water levels rising right?
Schlatt: yeah..
Wilbur: where are the fucking windows??
Schlatt: ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ
lol
Tommyinnit: I like woman
there’s one of my favorite streamers for ya
You say the water's rising
Like I give a sh*t
What I’m about to say should not be allowed
🏳️⚧️🚫
Alternate title:
Two friends make overly sexual jokes and makes fanfic writers go crazy
"COME"
"NO!"
"COME!"
"NO"
"THEN I'LL MAKE YOU COME!"
"I- I'M- I'm not even looking at you!"
U/ / / / w \ \ \ \U
“You’re gonna fuck me Wilbur”
Stephie Wander mmMmMmMmmMmMmM
12:32
Oh no my dirty mind
Wilbur’s soft little “schlatt?” at the beginning was the best part of the whole video
YES
Ashlin Gunderson no Schlatt besting the shit out of his desk was the best part.
what about "IM GOING TO START COMING-FUCK!"
Finn Pom 15:20 I gotchu fam
*H E Y*
What we can learn from this video: Jschlatt slowly descends into madness when liquid levels rise.
When water rises, he becomes overly attached.
When LAVA rises, he becomes outright crazy.
When granted natural disaster powers he becomes a mad god obsessed with apples.
And when TNT falls he becomes the greatest hitman known to this universe
I was 1000 like
Ladder man
I'm happy I wasn't the only one to come back a hear how high "Schlatt's" voice was. It honestly sounds like he still has a bit of morality left in him.
>"don't you dare make me come"
>"we have to repopulate the planet"
that escalated quickly.
@BigWillyHaver59 (0 ) __ (0 ) why
@BigWillyHaver59 just...WHY?!
BigWillyHaver59 this... this is cursed...
@BigWillyHaver59 fuck no
BigWillyHaver59 omg why lol
"AH WILBUR YOU MADE ME COME"
"Are you coming?"
-
"Come?"
"NO"
That's what he said.
"I'm going to start coming- FUCK!"
"Shlatt I will fuck you in more ways you can imagine"
THE SHIP
@@sotired2245 THE OTP *THE DRAMA*
wilbur:
schlatt: enemies to lovers, slowburn, 300k, 200 chapters,
agree but why is your name scary transgender in korean
@@lee-ol4rb lol
lee why not
Uhh...I can't help but notice your name literally translates to "Scary Trans" in Korean and it makes me question my existence.
i literally cackled
This is what happened after they both died in the Dream SMP. This is canon.
The way the ending slowly derailed into a weird sort of fan fiction is incredible
"I'll make you come!"
“Jschlatt you know something that I learned while I was down there”. “One more rise of the water and death is permanent” while he threatens to kill him, most bad ass thing I’ve seen
When?
Rocco Emmanuel 19:56
@@kingjah319 Thank u, love u, no homo
17:07
schlatt: "this is my house wilbur"
Me: *schlatt taking over l'manburg and making it manburg flashbacks*
well... flash*backs* isn't quite accurate
@@jqsm1neS I mean it was for me cuz I saw that video then this one
this is one of those classics you always come back to every once in a while
“my pretty princess”
“.....no i’m shutting the door”😭
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
timestamp?
17:10
@@grieve_y4rd 5:18
"Your gonna be the guy to pull the trigger" Jshlatt. He KNEW
Yep. Welp, Heres a quote..
“MY L’MANBURG PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY!”
"FOREVER UNFINISHED"
"IF I CAN'T HAVE THIS NO ONE CAN PHIL"
"KILL ME PHILL,KILL ME"
@@zen000o_ kilza
Wilbur: extremely chill but still a bit creepy
Jschlatt: literally scared out of his fu**ing mind
This is so cinematic. Someone make a movie out of this.
I just want to animate this whole video lmao it’s iconic.
Hmmmm
Ok
please
@@millyhearts please do, I’d love to see it!
7:34
“You almost drowned me!”
“I didn’t drown you, *climate change drowned you.* “
Does anybody know the seeed
Is this the enemies to lovers to enemies arc
I guess the lover part didn't work out...
@@wasder-xm5so lmao, yeah, guess so, futures always up in the air tho
Sage H Never does with Schlatt.
@@wasder-xm5so love is very hard for schlatt
Wilbur rejected him then a colorblind boy took his woman 😔
@@monicaaviee can't believe he rejected him with all that old history😔
happy two years anniversary to these 22 minutes and 53 seconds of wilbur soot and jschlatt having sexual tension and inventing climate change!
It’s been so long
@@Green_Bean_Machine since last I've seen my son
Jschlatt: flirts with Wilbur
Wilbur: reciprocates
Jschlatt: *"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL-"*
Lel
@@cyberkittii time stamp?
@VIVIANA GODFREY MARTELL @random_rat UwU the whole video but especially 12:32
The pfp makes this even better
*”I’M GONNA MAKE YOU COME.”*
This might be my favorite video in the world. The emotional rollercoster that this simple minecraft let's play took me through, just starting as a lighthearted video of two friends playing a game that turned into a romantic, suspenseful, terrifying and beautiful treasure that took my breath away and had me hanging on the edge of my metaphorical seat. Jschlatt's voice full of emotion, desperately begging for Wilbur to be okay, gasping for air as he nearly drowned as a result of the worsening water level. "You're the light of my life! I'm terrified!" He screamed, and we could tell he meant it. "Wilbur I swear to God where are you?!?" He was truely worried in a time of desperation, the shields around his feelings no longer proving effective. The shear anger in Wilbur's eyes as he smashed the glass and tore down the wood in an attempt to make Jschlatt pay for not giving Wilbur attention the necessary to satisfy his needs. The suspenceful feeling in the air when Jschlatt chased after Wilbur in anguish and anger. Stunning, breathtaking, and worth every second. 10/10.
This person fanfictions
Bless you, this video, and your comment
Novelise this, please. I will be your beta reader. I will.
Um...😓 oh
Jesus! You wrote a whole paragraph
17:43
Perfectly timed lightning. Made it feel like an epic movie scene.
Feather lmao fr
Bro fOR REal🤣
Haven't read the comment but Voltron 87 is better than the new one..
PaperGold Pure Gold ok boomer
PaperGold Pure Gold
New one kinda died after the 4th season. Before that it was great. Haven’t gotten around to watching the old one, though.
this is like the two straightest male history teachers talking together
And so Jschlatt lived alone, free from the flood. He lived on to mine and loot villages and go to the nether, all that normal Minecraft stuff. But he could never look at an ocean the same again.
hi there friend
you couldve just not :)
@@rosa-mv7gl but I did :)
@@riz1567 :(
@@rosa-mv7gl but they did :)
that hurt :(
Should have been "Trying to save my fragile marriage with jschlatt while the water devours us "
Nikoléta Pióro beautiful love story
Me : fuck...i need to write this-
@@shinasria1096 Seconded
Wait wha-
i feel whole heartedly invested in this. like, no joke, genuinely cared about the story unfolding in this minecraft world of global warming and very small wood houses. the sad music at the end when wilbur, in an attempt to finally escape the clutches of bernie sanders and his oppressive global warming regime, jumped from a mountain, only to fall to his untimely death- poetic cinema.
11/10, would raise the water level again
Not to mention, ✨G A Y U N D E R T O N E S✨
wow hi jesus
Eventually he stopped thinking
This synopsis is poetic cinema
LMFAO Y E S
Ted is right, shlatts voice really did go through a metamorphosis
Jshlatt is one of the most menacing and intimidating online personalities in existence, just above Carson.
Edit: oh fuck.
spaghetti egg roll what about slimecicle?
Did you forget that at one point Wilbur becomes psychotic scaring jshlatt and said something that sounds like a quote of a veteran that's ready to commit sepeku
Chaotic Good - Slimecicle
Chaotic Neutral - callmecarson
Chaotic Evil - Jschlatt
What about arg Wilbur?
EoS HighPeddle when ?
my mom just heard schlatt yell "im gonna come" and im scared
*punishment
Ohno
F
are you okay?
Oh no
The pure emotion and fear in Schlatt's voice when something happens to Wilbur gives me life
Jschlatt: there's no one i'd rather be stranded with than you
Also Jschlatt: I need to stop flirting with men...
"L-like you can't live without me."
Wilbur: *touches his lip*
what the FUCK
W H a t ?
when?
@@yeet_gotta_eat6147 around 18 minutes
17:57 💀
3:01 “Your going to be the guy who pulls the trigger”
November 16th: *Wilbur Soot explodes L’ manburg*
December a few days before today: Glatt is back
After more days Willbur's older ROLEPLAY brother The Blade's gonna explode L'manburg 2nd times but this time it is gonna be 55 withers. "BROTHERS OF EXPLOSIONS"
Edit: Well, we guess L'manburg exploded well. RIP L'manburg you'll be remembered for centuries. But I was wrong both techno and phil destroyed L'manburg so it will be
"FAMILY OF EXPLOSIONS"
Spoiler alert
I mean you're not wrong XD
👁💧👄💧👁
21:28 jschlatt : we have to repopulate the earth
Wilbur: uhhh *backs away*
Jschlatt doesn't know how repopulation works
@@allyraeeeify he hasn't gone to sex-ed class yed shhhh
wiblur soot: a little area for a credenza
schlatt: *i like your funny words magic man*
“Schlatt my dude. _My pretty princess_ ”
@Nugget lrincess?
You mean Princess.
No, Nugget means his pretty princess Lily!!
TheDankestGamer101 da frik
@@kamii2278 In kindergarten two nugget, one of the characters, gets kissed by another character, Lily.
@Mia ÒwÓ *nugget is astounded by such vocabulary*
Little did we know, the real force behind climate change was Wilbur inputting a command
Wilbur caused global warming.
I’m surprised Wilbur didn’t upload the whole stream because every second of that stream was gold in the purest form
yeah lol why'd he cut out the part where jschlatt said he thought that before it was all over they should kiss because that moment was beautiful
Jschlatt has the full stream on his VOD channel, the whole thing is gold and well worth the watch
I need the whole stream
@@cardle9952 could you link it?
@@hanako9587 th-cam.com/channels/eYALIc8NIlBedLaqHYiH7Q.html
i love watching “the nibblers” old videos with “gayshatt”because their dynamic is so funny
Wilbur: makes a sexual joke
Schlatt: *no*
lol funnnyyy
Also Schlatt: *makes sexual jokes as well, then gets mad at wilbur*
@@FanFoRlYfE thats what i call true love xD
"we just found the fix for global warming, dude! just swim up!!"
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
I can't swim 👁️👄👁️
@@ahhh4458 you're doomed
Ik I've excepted my fate
@@ahhh4458 well better grab a floatie
karl stan
Mom can we watch the titanic?
Mom: no we have titanic at home
Titanic at home:
It’s titanic without the ship and it’s also slightly gay
@@theblob8842 yep
This is better
HKXDGKITDIGDJGX LMFAO YES KHFDGIHFSHSF
To be fair... this is a better version.
god i love this duo. “schlatt” and wilbur’s sense of humor just complement each other so well. they should make more content soon
“You’ll be the one to press the button to kill us”
This was a prophecy foretold by the gods
I like your pfp
@@unfunnykhoi5913 thank you I worked really hard on it
-L'manburg wars flashbacks-
*It was never meant to be*
"There was a saying... By a traitor..."
The funny thing is, he still doesn't want Wilbur near him now.
Lovers to enemies
@@snail1077 nah, I’d say they started as eneyous and turned into enemies
@@snail1077 yupp..
Xd lmaoo
@John Lloyd heart attack actually
hey, these guys seem like they'd be good enemies in a battle for an imaginary nation
Yeah this Jschlatt guys kinda funny he should make a youtube channel, y’know?
yeah maybe he like could turn said nation into a crater for a child to fix
@@alestorr6896 nah too unrealistic 😩
Maybe after he blew up the imagery nation he could have his friend stab him then become a goats that lost his memories.
@@rubiidubiie yea
12:33 to 13:12
I was laughing so hard that it sounded like Quackity, Karl AND Dream laughing at the same time. I can’t decide if that’s good… or really, really, really cursed.
Alternate title : *Jschlatt gets anxiety while witnessing climate change*
XD
+Wilbur
Yep
Alternate Alternate title : titanic off wish but its also slightly gay
"Don't you dare make me come."
-Schlatt, 2019
hentai dialogues in a nutshell
@Douglas Genaske nice pfp rango
I got excited hearing that part, ngl..
Don’t you mean CUM
*squishy noises*
Oh god--
*DON’T YOU DARE MAKE ME COME*
HOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK
...just get to the bastion dude
Fuckwhislte
Please just come! Please schlatt!
Here because of the end of chuckle sandwich and feeling nostalgic for my first Schlatt vid. Good thing there’s only Schlatt in in this vid and no one else
Dream: Today we codded it so that
Wilbur: Today I have a timer on my phone
Lmao and that's why we love him
Why would dream cod something
Lmao cod
Coded*
@@glitchygang702 yaknow maybe because he's a coder?
20:00 oh my gosh the timing from the lightning striking to the Water Rising right as he's done with his speech. This would make a perfect movie.
This is the perfect movie
Oh
@Adam J. Harper Minecraft is the best anime
the perfect time too
Wow that's a lot of likes
*“DON’T MAKE ME COME”*
-jschlatt
D O N T M A K E M E C U M .
The guy's been edging for nine months straight now
this was one of my favorite videos
Schlatt outside the Dream SMP: scared
Schlatt inside the Dream SMP: a tyrant version 1.0
💀 lmao wtf-
lol
He’s scared that people will discover what he did in 1999.
@@akish302 dont fucking mention 1999
@@akish302 what'd he do in 1999 👁️👁️
“It’s not gay...?”
*I-Well-It’s...I mean...*
Zukki Kayano it’s not...
They had socks on
its not if you say no homo
but they didnt-
20:00
Context: Jschlatt refuses to let Wilbur into their home, before threatening to kill him. He then changes faces when Wilbur reveals he has a sword.
Wilbur, holding a stone sword: "Do you know what I learned while I was down there?"
Jschlatt, holding an axe: "What'd you learn?"
Wilbur: "One more rise of the water - *just one more, one more little rise of the water* ... and you won't be able to swim back to the surface. ... It's almost over, Schlatt. *One more rise of the water* and *a death is permanent.*
Alarm: * goes off *
Water: * Rises *
Jschlatt: "Oh, f-..."
Wilbur: "..." * waits for the water to fall and then attacks Jschlatt *
~
*That was straight out of a movie. How he cooperated at the end was just masterful.*
Secrets Secrets what movie?
bruh not a specific movie
@@DraqonfruitYT Yeah, it's not a specific movie, it just felt like it could've been from one.
@Miranda Zhang nooooo, youtube needs to hide the comments so people don't get spoiled :(
The sound of the rain in the background too is just so cinematic
this was the weirdest short tragic romance film I've ever watched
It's sort of like a romantic tragedy Shakespeare would write
this was the most beautiful love story I've ever seen I'm crying
solfreq We all are
The Titanic has nothing on this
Still better than twilight
"Where's my son , I need my boy" jschlatt should be an actor
Yeah when he said that I thought of Michael from LOST
“THATS MY SON! THATS MY BOY!” -Cedrics dad in Harry Potter
@@TessaBrindel nooOOOO-
Well, do I have the SMP for you!
@@joshuama535 ??
jschlatt speedruns the political compass and his sexuality
LMFAOAOA
You ever just- Speedrun gay? Gay world record holder here, fastest gay alive.
PLS I LOVE THIS COMMENT
OMFG
The gays are constantly speed running bc we walk so fast-
At last, despite the love and hatred created by the gods of global warming, JSchlatt saw a world without conflict, without drowning in despair, a World Without Wilbur. Is he happier now? Is surviving the monotonous cycle of night and day worth living when you can't have your companion? Jschlatt led to live a life of conquest, with a progressive loss of empathy, pure hatred, and with means to fullfill his unpurposed life succumbed to a thirst for absolute domination. When he at last saw his friend, enemy, and partner in crime ALIVE and rising to power, his only goal was to destroy everything Wilbur took from him, companionship. Welcome to the Dream SMP.
Epic
why haven’t more people acknowledged this
wilbur : "we have no source of food down here..."
the cod and salmon: *sad noises*
D O N T M A K E WI L B U R E A T S A L L Y S A L M O N
@@wufflz OH NOT AGAIN
Don't let Wilbur near the salmon don't let Wilbur near the salmon
DONT LET WILBUR NEAR THE SALMON. ONE FUNDY IS ENOUGH
@@mcytfan1415 WILBUR BOUT TO GET FOCKED BY A FISHHHH ( In cannon will was the pregnant one)
Famous last words:
"Why'd it get really dark in here? Why is it really dark..?"
Why does he sound so panicked-
“Does anybody smell toast?”
@@mtgamer2152 NOOOOO
@@mtgamer2152 ffffffff-
@@mtgamer2152 Phil, kill me.
Alternate title:two dead presidents bonding while the ice caps melt
LOOL
Dead president?
@@SavageJarJar L'Manburg presidents
Both Schlatt and Wilbur were presidents of L'Manburg on the DreamSMP, and now they're both dead
@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist …Dead? Are they both *dead* …currently: no
@@endluvs
{SPOILERS FOR DSMP LORE}
Well now Wilbur's back
Every time I’m sick or feeling shit I watch this video. I’ve come to terms with what he did and know he is a bad person. However I will always cherish this video because it never fails to make me laugh.
Consumer generation
He’s changing for the better at least I wish people could focus on the fact that he knew what he did was bad long before it became public and dealt with it on his own in private like he should have
@@bghost8437 litterally.
Feels more and more like peoples identities are defined by what products they consume.
*Water rises every five minutes*
And then they were roommates.
omg ThEy WeRe RoOmMaTeS
"And they were room MATES".
- RANDOM VINE GUY
THEY WERE ROOMATES
oh my god they were roommates..
Oh my gawd *tHeY WErE rOmATeS*
“We found the fix for global warming: Just swim up”
People that can't swim: **Nervous sweating**
just swim idiots
Me, can't swim: natural selection
me: **nervous sweating**
Everyone who can't swim liked this
Damn
@@goldenhydreigon4727 slimes can swim now
Why does it sound like their going through couple therapy in minecraft
Because they are
@@frederikmller133 jschlatt hates when people ship him with wilbur
coming here to mourn
real