NL is the guy who hates people trying to create loopholes for questions, but he says "I'd leave the forest, or climb up a tree and wait for it to die."
Squasian I love it specifically because I recall NL himself telling malf that he "may have come up with the greatest Quiplash answer of all time", or something along those lines.
Bluwu if you go by Darkest Dungeon % rules, it means NL can take a buff and still remain at 0% In other words, NL with a stick stands no chance against Baer without.
i live in North DaKota and i feel like there's so much of a difference between the two. I got docked on an assignment for misspelling north dacota and i was so pissed!
"We don't run the world because of our fucking strength... also you use your cunning." Says the egg. After shooting himself in the face with a virtual grenade launcher.
NL is totally on point about fighting a dog. Think about how many dogs you meet on an every day basis, and almost all of em are small/medium spoiled sausages. He's up his own ass about bears though. If it was dark souls style fight>die>res>repeat, then maybe he could figure out some reliable method, but I'd give the bear a 99.99% chance of winning any one off 1v1.
There is no way NL could cut through the throat of a grizzly bear with a sharp rock without the grizzly waking up and killing him. the hide is just way to thick, the coat would get in the way, and they are big animals to begin with. Plus, having lived in the wild their entire life, the Grizzly would naturally be a light sleeper. NL would be fucked 97.3% of the time.
>NL tries to slit a bear's throat with a rock. >It barely makes a scratch, but its enough to make the bear think egg is a threat and fight back >Egg's head cracks as he gets hit by a 40kg grizzle bear's paw. >Goodbye NL's schedule, he'll be in the hospital for the next 3 months.
Matías Montane >NLs egg cracks and starts gushing out >Bear gets a stream full of yolk into its mouth >bear immediately gets a heart attack from high cholesterol >GG bear
In regards to the Housecat vs Human fighting during Duck Game: In 3.5 D&D a Housecat could easily kill pretty much any NPC Class even if the NPC was armed with a weapon and was aware of the cat wanting to kill him/her. #NerdFact.
On the discussion on fighting dogs, I did have an experience where I had to fight a dog. I was invited over to a friends house, but I entered the house without knocking (like an idiot). The door was unlocked and their guard dog who wasn't restrained jumped at me. The dog landed on top of me and tried to bite my neck, but I put my hand in front of it's mouth and it latched onto my hand; I then proceeded to kick it off me a good couple of feet away (I later learned that I broke the dogs ribs and punctured a lung) and I ran away successfully. The kicker was that the dog was a pretty vicious rottweiler and I was in the 6th grade. I'm with Ryan that we as humans often underestimate how strong or how efficient we are sometimes. However, no way in fuck would we be able to fight a grizzly bear without a weapon of some kind. It's not that we aren't smart enough, it's just that grizzlies are really fucking strong and have tough skin and matted fur. You could find a rock and smash it on the nose, but the most you would do is scare it, not hurt it.
@@mrmanwithchocolate it was a joke, or an attempt at one at least. Man, I'm so tired of you people on here. Everything you say has to have fine prints to show your intention. Just drains the fun out of every engagement.
John Couchman Lmao I imagined NL's audience would recognize his own sense of humor, his tone. My friend, I most certainly saw the joke and responded with a statement which I thought, at least, fit the bill for how banter is accomplished on this channel. Let's not be hostile to each other as a combined mass of opinions, the likes of which NL fears to even hear arriving into the chat.
I have been watching the NLSS for what feels like a year now and still cannot tell the difference between Sinvicta and Alpacapatrol. Before the quiplash section of this very episode I was convinced they were the same person.
The fish in traditional fish and chips is the size of a shoe. You pick that up in your hand and it will fall apart and then you're picking up bits of separated breading and pieces of fish and it's a bad time. Small wooden forks are provided at the counter and you separate it into chunks and skewer it with said fork. Britain out.
Two things: Quiche is better after a day and they will totally let you take those biscuits home from Red Lobster. I do it every time I go during endless shrimp season. They let you do it with the shrimp too
I worked Thanksgiving and christmas eve at Best Buy this recent year. As someone with not much in the terms of family but also has a passive enjoyment of money, it was ok with me.
Dakota was divided or a fight over the location of the Capital. The people in the north and south hated each other for some reason, so they fought over who gets power of the capital.
With a stapler, you can push forward the loaded staples a bit and you would be able to give a nasty scrape. You can get them in the neck with that. And you can also press it on their throat or anywhere else, the force necessary to do it properly in a fight and not have problems pressing it on them would make it so that you're not BSing in the the fight... basically you're going to have a good go with the fight (I lost what I was going to say at the end lol).
Green Apple is the best Gatorade flavor, period. Although, I've had Orange recently and it was surprisingly good. I'd say it's definitely top 3, alongside Glacier Freeze.
NL, regarding how big Texas is. I just moved to Fort Worth and was curious about this myself. Texas is so goddamn big, you can drive east to west on nothing but highways (from Beaumont to El Paso if you want to verify this) and you'll spend 11 hrs on the road without ever leaving the state. And it's pretty close to a straight shot, not much north to south deviation on the path at all. North to south it's just as big. I could drive from Ft Worth 7+ hrs to get to the closest part of the Mexico border and Fort Worth isn't even close to as north as you can get. Go from Brownsville to Stratford and it'll take you 12 and a half hours! I could drive from my former home in Missouri to Detroit faster, and that drive fully crossed 3 states.
Sayf Tarek I think he was was air force, so he would be an Airman, don't compare the chair force to soliders of the army. Even then, only combat arm units receive further combat oriented training, soliders of other branches have lots of people who can barely shoot an M4 or M16 at a stationary target. Been there and done that.
When comparing sizes of things on the map you also have to realize that on maps everything in the south is much larger than they look and everything in the north is smaller. example, Japan looks a little smaller than California, but it's actually the size of the east coast.
Okay I know this was in February but what the fuck are you taking about orange being the basic Gatorade color I only see red and blue I stores I have to ask if they have orange
I gotta admit, I didn't NL was gonna be coming for Oregon when he was talking about states not big enough. I wouldn't mind merging a bunch of shits though, though one downside is some states have shit laws that I wouldn't want merged with actual good states.
Sorry NL, but you do not have anywhere near a 15% chance to kill a bear. Even with some variance, I wouldn't give you (or a majority of other humans) higher than a 5% chance, and that's only if you are really lucky and roll a natural 20 ;)
Wait why do people think that you are getting screwed by the restaurant if you get full on bread? It's not like they care whether you eat your actual meal or not
The new one is trippy, has a half formed face on the end ot its tail and can fire the atomic breath from it. And something with human skeletons with godzilla fins on their backs... Can tell it had influence from Eva.
Robert Solu Tomo would throw shit onto the bears face, it would then be under Tomo's influence and control, he then would climb up the tree NL is up waiting for the bear to die and threaten him until NL agreed to feed him on Tomo's terms. Tomo would return home with a big brother to show Ryuka who is boss and take control of aparment.
'You guys over rate animals way too much' speaking of a grisly bear which jaws alone have 60kg/square cm clamping power and can run at 25mph against the egg of which can run probably 20mph...but hey can the bear do an issac run wile reciting pop song lyrics?
I accept your challenge, I will face you in the ring.. we shall commence with the ancient gecko-ramen wrestling style of our nations greatest four fathers. Al Bundy, Tim "the tool man" Taylor, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer, and Tony Danza.. Face me oh great egg. you won't.
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Josh. Quiplash. Sinvicta. This is a good docket.
I have a guilty liking to Duck Game being on docket.
Fuck "guilty." I love Duck Game, and I ain't ashamed to admit it.
Atta boy. Shout from the rooftops, your love of ducks committing serial murder played by four losers discussing trivial, pointless matters.
xXTheKingEmothXx Duck game's no shame, nice and consistent, very rarely any tech issues.
Isn't Sinvicta just a cheap version of Rob though?.
sinvicta is the non-racist rob
Next Tournament of Shame should just be real fights between them all.
NL is the guy who hates people trying to create loopholes for questions, but he says "I'd leave the forest, or climb up a tree and wait for it to die."
Also, he'd use his dirty ass brain to get the drop on it, but it's unfair if Malf does it to him.
2:47:21
This answer right here, is probably my favorite Quiplash answer of all time.
Sorry Malf.
Squasian I love it specifically because I recall NL himself telling malf that he "may have come up with the greatest Quiplash answer of all time", or something along those lines.
What about Monster Time Boardgame?
Okay, if I am being honest with you that one might be my favorite. I keep forgetting which NLSS it's from and the time stamp.
Squasian August 25, 2016. Not sure on timestamp
I think my comment was marked for spam, so here it is with no link - [August 25th, 2016] at 2:45:02
NL's chance to beat x in a fight:
Seth Rogan: 50%
Joe Rogan: 2%
A cat: 99.9%
15 starved angry cats: 75%
A bear: 0.001%
Baer:-10%
Bluwu if you go by Darkest Dungeon % rules, it means NL can take a buff and still remain at 0%
In other words, NL with a stick stands no chance against Baer without.
He does not have a 2% at joe rogan. Not even close
NL couldn't beat a single adult male human being ever, let alone a bear.
Wait till you hear what he said about panda bears. circa March, 2023.
@@PolarShine_ lmao
I'll always be amazed by how incredible Nek is at a few games while being pretty awful at most of the rest. There's no middle ground.
That's me to a tee. But take the incredible games and bring them down to competent for most able adults.
"we only sell grilled cheese sandwiches" is my new favorite restaurant.
There's a really good place like that in Austin, Texas
i live in North DaKota and i feel like there's so much of a difference between the two. I got docked on an assignment for misspelling north dacota and i was so pissed!
"We don't run the world because of our fucking strength... also you use your cunning."
Says the egg. After shooting himself in the face with a virtual grenade launcher.
NL is totally on point about fighting a dog. Think about how many dogs you meet on an every day basis, and almost all of em are small/medium spoiled sausages.
He's up his own ass about bears though. If it was dark souls style fight>die>res>repeat, then maybe he could figure out some reliable method, but I'd give the bear a 99.99% chance of winning any one off 1v1.
can we acknowledge that he gave a bear and joe rogen the same odds as a bear XD 85 - 15
As a Swiss, I can ensure you Austin has no idea how chocolate works.
There is no way NL could cut through the throat of a grizzly bear with a sharp rock without the grizzly waking up and killing him. the hide is just way to thick, the coat would get in the way, and they are big animals to begin with.
Plus, having lived in the wild their entire life, the Grizzly would naturally be a light sleeper. NL would be fucked 97.3% of the time.
>NL tries to slit a bear's throat with a rock.
>It barely makes a scratch, but its enough to make the bear think egg is a threat and fight back
>Egg's head cracks as he gets hit by a 40kg grizzle bear's paw.
>Goodbye NL's schedule, he'll be in the hospital for the next 3 months.
Being notfucked 2.7% of the time was exactly his argument
itsonlyhersh He said 1/7, so like 14%, that's 7x more than 2%. 2 I believe but 14 no way. I like having Austin there to check NLs bullshiting lol
Matías Montane
>NLs egg cracks and starts gushing out
>Bear gets a stream full of yolk into its mouth
>bear immediately gets a heart attack from high cholesterol
>GG bear
Glacier Freeze is the best Gatorade Flavor.
Lorde Gugle God bless
Lorde Gugle preach
Why is there no love for Lemon Lime? More for me then.
NL is acting like that angry nerd that listens to heavy metal thinking he has a darker side but is able to contain himself
I can b ur angle, or I can b ur devel
These are great to fall asleep too.
all of the stories of austin are making me start to think he is just really weird
wafflecopter208 Your only now beginning to think that Austin is weird?
Fucboi doesn't like blue Popsicles. never trust a man who doesn't like blue popsicles.
Oh my god this is the first time I put them in the background, this is the best shit ever. I've been missing on so much all this time!
In regards to the Housecat vs Human fighting during Duck Game: In 3.5 D&D a Housecat could easily kill pretty much any NPC Class even if the NPC was armed with a weapon and was aware of the cat wanting to kill him/her. #NerdFact.
"You do not understand variance", neither do you egg.
On the discussion on fighting dogs, I did have an experience where I had to fight a dog. I was invited over to a friends house, but I entered the house without knocking (like an idiot). The door was unlocked and their guard dog who wasn't restrained jumped at me. The dog landed on top of me and tried to bite my neck, but I put my hand in front of it's mouth and it latched onto my hand; I then proceeded to kick it off me a good couple of feet away (I later learned that I broke the dogs ribs and punctured a lung) and I ran away successfully. The kicker was that the dog was a pretty vicious rottweiler and I was in the 6th grade. I'm with Ryan that we as humans often underestimate how strong or how efficient we are sometimes. However, no way in fuck would we be able to fight a grizzly bear without a weapon of some kind. It's not that we aren't smart enough, it's just that grizzlies are really fucking strong and have tough skin and matted fur. You could find a rock and smash it on the nose, but the most you would do is scare it, not hurt it.
Baer would break Dan's spine Shugoki Style
"I could kill any dog" NL 2017 57:44
NL couldn't beat a poodle in a fight.
That dude is flimsy.
Don't knock poodles
They French used them as military police dogs.
This aged badly. My Egg is swole af now.
John Couchman Did not age poorly, this is a shining marker of progress for NL to be proud of.
@@mrmanwithchocolate it was a joke, or an attempt at one at least. Man, I'm so tired of you people on here. Everything you say has to have fine prints to show your intention. Just drains the fun out of every engagement.
John Couchman Lmao I imagined NL's audience would recognize his own sense of humor, his tone. My friend, I most certainly saw the joke and responded with a statement which I thought, at least, fit the bill for how banter is accomplished on this channel. Let's not be hostile to each other as a combined mass of opinions, the likes of which NL fears to even hear arriving into the chat.
The only way anybody would beat a literal bear in a fight would be if the bear just happened to have a fuckin heart attack before it saw you.
The territory of Dakota had a small conflict over where the capitol should be, so when they were made a part of the union, they just split it in half.
I have been watching the NLSS for what feels like a year now and still cannot tell the difference between Sinvicta and Alpacapatrol. Before the quiplash section of this very episode I was convinced they were the same person.
I just can't get over the thumbnail, cracks me up every time i see it xD
Blue is definitely the best Popsicle color. Austin is just straight up wrong.
Wertsir Fighting words, those.
Wertsir you're absolutely right and also fruit punch isnt even the definitive red flavor popsicle or candy. Cherry is. LIKE EVERYONE knows that.
The fish in traditional fish and chips is the size of a shoe. You pick that up in your hand and it will fall apart and then you're picking up bits of separated breading and pieces of fish and it's a bad time. Small wooden forks are provided at the counter and you separate it into chunks and skewer it with said fork. Britain out.
NLSS needs to play D&D
3:05:03 No Channing's tootum?
"Meatloaf crunch" Was a serial on the Amanda show !
Round about midnight here. Got some entertainment. Good stuff. Thanks Egg.
@58:14 when he said Ryan has a lot of experience killing dogs 😂😂😍
NL is actually insane if he thinks he could beat Joe Rogan 15% of the time.
I know this NLSS happened 1 year 4 months and 6 days ago but you did kinda miss a tinted rock at 22:00 in the lower left-hand corner.
3 monkeys could overwhelm you, you can only choke two monkeys and the third can get behind you
this stream was a good birthday present, egg. Thanks for the docket 👌
Romantic Outlaw happy birthday!
Sinner thank you!
NL does not like gummy bears and thinks Pizza was discovered in New Jersey. I have him now.
Two things: Quiche is better after a day and they will totally let you take those biscuits home from Red Lobster. I do it every time I go during endless shrimp season. They let you do it with the shrimp too
The Malf quiplash answer was so, so fucking good.
When it comes to fighting, Rob has the exact attitude of someone that could never win a fight against anything
I worked Thanksgiving and christmas eve at Best Buy this recent year. As someone with not much in the terms of family but also has a passive enjoyment of money, it was ok with me.
Dakota was divided or a fight over the location of the Capital. The people in the north and south hated each other for some reason, so they fought over who gets power of the capital.
Quiplash was amazing this week. Josh was on fire.
Really solid docket tbh, can't complain
Ryan is somewhat overestimating his chances, but nobody else has any idea how variance works, so I'm with Ryan.
31:00 argument was so funny LMFAO love you guys you guys make my day keep up the amazing
amazing
ZIT: Zombie Investigation Team. Its like CSI with zombies
18:00 and onward is just a representation of what it's like to work in retail. *sobs*
high heeled shoes were NOT made for walking...
With a stapler, you can push forward the loaded staples a bit and you would be able to give a nasty scrape. You can get them in the neck with that. And you can also press it on their throat or anywhere else, the force necessary to do it properly in a fight and not have problems pressing it on them would make it so that you're not BSing in the the fight... basically you're going to have a good go with the fight (I lost what I was going to say at the end lol).
Green Apple is the best Gatorade flavor, period. Although, I've had Orange recently and it was surprisingly good. I'd say it's definitely top 3, alongside Glacier Freeze.
NL, regarding how big Texas is. I just moved to Fort Worth and was curious about this myself. Texas is so goddamn big, you can drive east to west on nothing but highways (from Beaumont to El Paso if you want to verify this) and you'll spend 11 hrs on the road without ever leaving the state. And it's pretty close to a straight shot, not much north to south deviation on the path at all. North to south it's just as big. I could drive from Ft Worth 7+ hrs to get to the closest part of the Mexico border and Fort Worth isn't even close to as north as you can get. Go from Brownsville to Stratford and it'll take you 12 and a half hours! I could drive from my former home in Missouri to Detroit faster, and that drive fully crossed 3 states.
There's a Pub in Gettysburg that has Fish and Chips and the chips are potato chips. It was super disappointing.
listened to the first half hour and it is a gooooood nlss
You guys do realize that Josh is a trained military soldier, he'd beat the shit out of you all
Sayf Tarek I think he was was air force, so he would be an Airman, don't compare the chair force to soliders of the army. Even then, only combat arm units receive further combat oriented training, soliders of other branches have lots of people who can barely shoot an M4 or M16 at a stationary target. Been there and done that.
They still get physical training, these assholes sit on their buts 8 hours a day and they think they can take josh
What is up with eggs audio levels this episode of NL and friends discuss fighting a bear?
This Isaac run has renewed my faith in the game as an NLSS segment.
When comparing sizes of things on the map you also have to realize that on maps everything in the south is much larger than they look and everything in the north is smaller. example, Japan looks a little smaller than California, but it's actually the size of the east coast.
Dude, Duck Game creates great banter.
Yknow youtube recommends this, Im a simple man, I watch.
27:11
Why does egg hate Popsicles and Blue?
B+ tier docket duck game + quiplash is solid
Okay I know this was in February but what the fuck are you taking about orange being the basic Gatorade color I only see red and blue I stores I have to ask if they have orange
"we should do hitman on the nlss" this show is really a blast from the past
How many house cats would it take to tip the odds in your favor against a bear?
was there an update to duck game?
I gotta admit, I didn't NL was gonna be coming for Oregon when he was talking about states not big enough.
I wouldn't mind merging a bunch of shits though, though one downside is some states have shit laws that I wouldn't want merged with actual good states.
Less than a minute in and they're already talking about fetishes. Bodes well.
Ryan, you are smarter than the bear but Tomo is in no way smarter than you, so the comparison is flawed.
Sorry NL, but you do not have anywhere near a 15% chance to kill a bear. Even with some variance, I wouldn't give you (or a majority of other humans) higher than a 5% chance, and that's only if you are really lucky and roll a natural 20 ;)
There's a song called "I broke my saw"
Meme potential?
1kg = 2.2lbs, Egg.
Holy shit, you guys broke Twitch TOS.
You can't just murder Malf live on Twitch.
Wait why do people think that you are getting screwed by the restaurant if you get full on bread? It's not like they care whether you eat your actual meal or not
15% Chance against Godzilla bois
Gunther DaPenguin Which one, the old school one, that weird rebooted one or that refresh but twisted new one from the director of NG Eva
Whichever one egg daddy was talking about in the end :')
The new one is trippy, has a half formed face on the end ot its tail and can fire the atomic breath from it. And something with human skeletons with godzilla fins on their backs... Can tell it had influence from Eva.
I'm pretty sure North and South Dakota are separate because of different neighbouring tribes. I think
hey malf where you at??
Thank goodness
Sometimes I feel close to alpacapatrol, the same mindset, but then he talks about stupid things like fighting random people and he loses me
Are there specific days that josh is scheduled to be on the nlss? I miss him
iNunky Mondays
Lmao, I've had sacred heart ludo mom's knife on Mega Satan before, as soon as NL entered that room I knew what was coming.
Nah what you do is eat as many cheese biscuts as you can then take another basket home and your entree home too
Austin is the only reason i watch this show
So if NL has a 3% Chance to win against a Grizzly, and Tomo has a 3% chance to win against NL, What chance does Tomo have against a Grizzly?
Robert Solu Tomo would throw shit onto the bears face, it would then be under Tomo's influence and control, he then would climb up the tree NL is up waiting for the bear to die and threaten him until NL agreed to feed him on Tomo's terms. Tomo would return home with a big brother to show Ryuka who is boss and take control of aparment.
Can someone do a geographically accurate map of NL's America?
me and my family just ate at 1:30 in the morning 😂
'A dangerous thing for a drone to deliver to you' how the hell did no one think of an air strike
Andy Taquechel Thats not that dangerous, really
It would accidentally get delivered to the wrong address, that's why.
'You guys over rate animals way too much' speaking of a grisly bear which jaws alone have 60kg/square cm clamping power and can run at 25mph against the egg of which can run probably 20mph...but hey can the bear do an issac run wile reciting pop song lyrics?
Jordan Clayton 20?! I give egg like 15 tops
Dalton Triputra He'd get roasted n toasted xD
I accept your challenge, I will face you in the ring.. we shall commence with the ancient gecko-ramen wrestling style of our nations greatest four fathers. Al Bundy, Tim "the tool man" Taylor, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer, and Tony Danza..
Face me oh great egg.
you won't.
I agree with Austin COMPLETELY.
NOICE DOCKET DR EGG MAN
In the Quiplash section, Nick almost never spoke and never engaged in conversation. is he Ok?
Sayf Tarek Watch his video, he plays games during the segment usually
NL hates Hawaii. Thinks burgers and white rice don't go together. Guess he's never had a great loco moco.
Around 11:15 when you just watched arthritis
7:44 who drinks water during booze time?
Sinvicta link is broken, Egg confirmed to be sabotaging the poor boy