Cecily and Vanessa are known to very rarely break character, and I think if anyone else did this sketch they would have surely broken character because its so damn funny
Urban Wolf my favorite is the one where Vanessa goes “I’m Breky “ and Cecily goes “No that’s YOUR name.” Simple joke but it takes me out every time 😂 😂
"I got banged by some rapping gerbils in the back of a Kia. I think some of them were people. You live and you learn." Whoever wrote that is some kind of twisted genius.
@@devanship5803 The blonde, on the right. Vanessa definitely did the job but Cecily went above and beyond for this one 🤣😂 she got the drunk eyes, she's even swaying a bit, I can't lol
She’s the best but so many of the SNL women have been stellar, thinking of Vanessa, Cecily, Kirsten, Amy , Tina, Kate, Aidy, etc. I know I’m leaving out tons of others
One of the few skits where Vanessa gets to play something other than the straight-woman. Also, I've always loved that their dresses don't quite match, like maybe they were at the thrift store and found two similar dresses and said, "these would be great in our video."
I misunderstood at first and really thought you meant straight like being attracted to men. I was confused cause almost every sketch I've seen her in she's very openly attracted to women.
h d: Where do you see weak women in this sketch? That's your own projection that the three porn stars are supposed to portray weak women. I see nothing of the sort.
Lorraine, okay, I suppose drugged out, inarticulate porn actress is a DECISION made. Very much appreciate your outside the box perspective. Wonder if we can find such a professional woman willing to speak to our fourth grader's class?
h d: You can. You're just not looking in the right places because you yourself do not have an "outside the box" perspective with regard to traditional gender roles. That's why you immediately associated scantily clad porn actresses with weakness, and muscular women wearing traditionally male clothing with strength. You subconsciously associate masculinity with strength. It's internalized misogyny. You seem very smart, so you should be able to understand how your original comment reflects that mentality that we ALL have imbibed from our sexist media and sexist society.
I think that's a reference to an old Simpsons episode where Flanders is in the hospital praying and he says, "Thank you Lord for Ziggy comics, little baby ducklings and 'Sweatin' to the Oldies Volumes 1, 2 and 4.'"
Cecily has this skit down pat. it is an epitome of her skills. everything these girls do is magic here. she is so natural that I can't help but laugh. her and Kate are exquisite and so talented....jealous
i wonder if manolo blahnik has seen this??? i'm just trying to picture his reaction "other shoes are flat... and for nurses" thats actually what he would say XD
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Pissy, I think that these companies (Lamborghini, Hermes, Svarovski, Bvlgari and one or two others) actually pay a lot of money to be part of this piss take advertising. Better than having the click-it-out-of-your-sight pop-ups, at least people's attention is captivated.
@@readyandsettochangeplace6620 Right.. everyone's living for the car trunk joke.. but sex workers are murdered, assaulted, raped, and kidnapped all the time, and people don't give a shit
This is one of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen. They both look and act drunk and/or high. I would never be able to do this skit I would be laughing so hard. Especially the House Hunters part that came out of left field LoL
I always have to rewatch their amazing attempts at winking. It just seems so difficult for them, for a couple of seconds afterwards they're all disoriented.
All the women at SNL are hot. It's a natural consequence of having a brain and being witty. Their physical attractiveness is just a secondary feature. It's only insecure guys who don't like funny women - because it intimidates them I think.
Holy shit - the stuff you pick up in the comment section. Not sure I'm glad to read this, cause I too had to look it up. That's hilarious they were able to get that through the network censors.
Doug Wolfe I had learned it in high school around 2003 but was reminded of it when I say this video by Funny or Die... th-cam.com/video/jcL4LybAApA/w-d-xo.html
Three of the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful women in the world, all at once at the same time together simultaneously. All the synapses of my brain are now fried. Thanks an ocelot, SNL.
This may be my favorite recurring SNL bit of all time. It's certainly up there, and I go way back. I love how precise their diction is, so you clearly understand their words, even tho they're using those clueless voices, because they're pros who know how to deliver. And so so funny. And Vanessa just makes me feel special. (Ali Larter? lol And the Kia Soul reference.)
Cecily and Vanessa are known to very rarely break character, and I think if anyone else did this sketch they would have surely broken character because its so damn funny
Vanessa breaks at 3:07 😂
Cara L um no she doesnt
Bishimgay She does. She fixes it quick, though
Around 3:01, not 3:07... and they both did.
That is because they are unfunny.
"other shoes are flat and for nurses" hahahaha
Alejandro Villalobos .
Alejandro Villalobos 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m a nurse, and I laughed out loud
Sadly so said the nurse
Should I be offended being a nurse ?! Because I am laughing my ass off.
"Im Breky" - "and you can too" hahaha
Urban Wolf I don’t get it
Autumn De-Morette i think she was saying her name and the girl was supppsed to say her narbie also but said "and you can too." Because she's dumb
Such feminists
SO DAMN FUNNY
Urban Wolf my favorite is the one where Vanessa goes “I’m Breky “ and Cecily goes “No that’s YOUR name.”
Simple joke but it takes me out every time 😂 😂
"I saw you on house hunters, you picked the wrong house, bitch" is such a powerful line
i look forward to it every time
Not even being sarcastic--it takes real comedic talent to play characters like this. Cecily, Tina, and Vanessa are incredible.
that house hunters line was so random and funny
That's Tina Fey for you.
Was checking for this comment. That was my favorite line. 😂
You picked the wrong house b####! I died!
@@joshleyva2249 SAME! 🤣
The way they eat words and murder them is amazing.
Manual blondic, esqueezit, good ribbons, dolce gopandas, Manilow blankets 😆😋😁....
Slayed so hard I need an ambulance. Someone please call 911
TRaxX I like the term eat words
The sound "Eskeetit" is Gazzy Garcia pronouncing the word "exquisite" wrong ;D
@@fivesix3868 like tina fey, YAAAIKNOWW 😁😂
Roy Royce but million dollars.
"I got banged by some rapping gerbils in the back of a Kia. I think some of them were people. You live and you learn." Whoever wrote that is some kind of twisted genius.
I'm sorry, I didn't understand that one. Could you explain, please?
I thought it was the back of Ikea lol
The kia car commercials back then featured some
rapping hamsters driving around.
yesi820 oh right! I forgot that commercial.
Steve27775 fucking hillarious
Cecily OWNED this skit. look at her eyes....bravo
Amy Stabenow she had eyes?! Didn't notice....
And her mouth!!
you can tell she's been drunk before
Amy Stabenow which one is Cecily?
@@devanship5803 The blonde, on the right. Vanessa definitely did the job but Cecily went above and beyond for this one 🤣😂 she got the drunk eyes, she's even swaying a bit, I can't lol
“More Manual Blondicks, s’il vous please.”
I hope Vanessa Bauer gets her dues. Her acting is always on point, she's highly underrated
She has guest starred on season 9 of will and grace. She’s rated
She’s the best but so many of the SNL women have been stellar, thinking of Vanessa, Cecily, Kirsten, Amy , Tina, Kate, Aidy, etc. I know I’m leaving out tons of others
She's hilarious 🤣😂
*Bayer
Vanessa Bayer
@@moryan6447Melissa McCarthy is the GOAT.
"You'll feel like you're drinking lobster straight out of the sink. XD XD XD
Yep we all saw it
lmfao
J-F Bradley this one killed me 😆
You're hot.
OMG I'm legit crying 🤣
Did someone say shoe let the dogs out ?
no..... no... go back
The Modern Investor yea I know!
Yep...we all saw the same clip.
Hoof. Hoof?
FUNNY STUFF. ONE GREAT ONE LINER AFTER ANOTHER!!
Tima Fey really has that hostile meth-addled trailer girl thing down.
Delco 💚
Maybe she did some real life research
It's basically Sarah Palin without the cheerful veneer.
'carpet funnel syndrome'
One of the few skits where Vanessa gets to play something other than the straight-woman. Also, I've always loved that their dresses don't quite match, like maybe they were at the thrift store and found two similar dresses and said, "these would be great in our video."
3 similar dresses
or a straight, average, ho-him wife like in the Gemma skits lol
I misunderstood at first and really thought you meant straight like being attracted to men. I was confused cause almost every sketch I've seen her in she's very openly attracted to women.
Black Guy Affair!! LOL
I knew i heard it tht way... 😂
Her eyebrow lift after that was priceless
The solar eclipse line was pure adulterated genius.
u mean unadulterated?
@@catrina6541 yeah with manual bland-dik
"All the grits and grandma of a high class shoe"
Grits and Grammar
"hoe coutoure" xD
"i got banged into a solar eclipse, but i was really just locked in a trunk lookin through a keyhole...."😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
That was just briliant writing. :)
I was dying at that part!
That one killed me!
"and I was like...either way."
"I got bang by some raping gerbils in the back of a Kia"
"What's that thing you put things in?"
"Your mouth"
That really got me🤣🤣🤣
No "what's that thing you put YOUR STUFF in." That's why it's funny, You know. Your "stuff."
"I don't have a butt anymore. I got banged in it so hard the doctors had to amputate. I woke up from the surgery like 'WHAT THE HECK.'" LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vanessa almost broke with that one
@@JoseHernandez-zx7pi ya she barely breaks her character.. But she did at this line!!
@Lairdriver "now"...? xD
@@JoseHernandez-zx7pi an Cecily too
I want to be held by two strong women like Tina.
For Tina it's imperative to counter any depiction of weak women with strong women.
Paulina Florast me too
h d: Where do you see weak women in this sketch? That's your own projection that the three porn stars are supposed to portray weak women. I see nothing of the sort.
Lorraine, okay, I suppose drugged out, inarticulate porn actress is a DECISION made. Very much appreciate your outside the box perspective. Wonder if we can find such a professional woman willing to speak to our fourth grader's class?
h d: You can. You're just not looking in the right places because you yourself do not have an "outside the box" perspective with regard to traditional gender roles. That's why you immediately associated scantily clad porn actresses with weakness, and muscular women wearing traditionally male clothing with strength. You subconsciously associate masculinity with strength. It's internalized misogyny. You seem very smart, so you should be able to understand how your original comment reflects that mentality that we ALL
have imbibed from our sexist media and sexist society.
Is nobody going to talk about how Tina says "volumes 1,2 and 4" and holds up 3 fingers? Such genius
Cecily held up two fingers when she said "your first Amber alert" haha
I think that's a reference to an old Simpsons episode where Flanders is in the hospital praying and he says, "Thank you Lord for Ziggy comics, little baby ducklings and 'Sweatin' to the Oldies Volumes 1, 2 and 4.'"
I in the pink 2 in the
I can watch this a hundred times and it is still hysterical.
just found it and when i next need a toe blasting i'll be returning!
"Black guy affairs" lmao
Tie
@@immortalkdude8721 Listen to it again.
Cecily has this skit down pat. it is an epitome of her skills. everything these girls do is magic here. she is so natural that I can't help but laugh. her and Kate are exquisite and so talented....jealous
i wonder if manolo blahnik has seen this??? i'm just trying to picture his reaction
"other shoes are flat... and for nurses" thats actually what he would say XD
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WordsinRhyme you are doing great
jehan - "i wonder if manolo blahnik has seen this?" Jehan, that's not a question.
There is no SNL in Spain.
Pissy, I think that these companies (Lamborghini, Hermes, Svarovski, Bvlgari and one or two others) actually pay a lot of money to be part of this piss take advertising. Better than having the click-it-out-of-your-sight pop-ups, at least people's attention is captivated.
Cecily and Vanessa are just PERFECT for their roles! So funny!
It certainly doesn't hurt that they are both legit hot af.
I wish they were allowed to be this funny all the time.
Sarah Wigman who, porn stars or SNL?
@@yahsworld2940 LOLLLL
This comment looks like a pervert person saying this. It is actually a sad sketch of this kind of women's reality in the porn world and sexual abuse.
@@readyandsettochangeplace6620 Right.. everyone's living for the car trunk joke.. but sex workers are murdered, assaulted, raped, and kidnapped all the time, and people don't give a shit
@@ea6102 Exactly! Which is why prostitution needs to be decriminalized and allow sex workers to regain agency; both physically _and_ fiscally.
"Manilow's Blankets - they're made from his hair or something, I dunno!"
"Carpet funnel syndrome"!
Best line..."You picked the wrong house, b*tch". Lol!
Chisty A They always pick the wrong house!
wish they'd do more of these!
But Vanessa has left now. 😭😭😭
She needs to come back occasionally like Kristen does.
well they did. They made at least 4 more
You know you're good when Tina Fey is the least funny performer in a sketch.
She really ruins this sketch lol
She was never funny until Sarah Palin came along.
@@MrYouarethecancer She really did. The other two girls have the drugged out pornstar vibe down perfectly and she completely fucks it up
dolce and gapandas lol
+Bethy Marshall You're a bitch and go fuck yourself bye bye.
Dupree and cabanos.
"I'm Brockie" and "you can too" OH GOD !! xD
Alisky - hey baby :)
Brecky.
It's Brecky i think.
@@freshlove7926 Hey!
@@deyesed oh okay oops.
This is one of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen. They both look and act drunk and/or high. I would never be able to do this skit I would be laughing so hard. Especially the House Hunters part that came out of left field LoL
Is that Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene?
No matter how many times I see this clip, I never ever tire of it. Just brilliant and hilarious.
"Good Ribbons !"
Best line since the one where she is the only girl to live through the Mexico porn shoot thanks to Moet and Chandon champagne.
“You’ll feel like you’re drinking lobster straight out of the sink”😂😂😂😂😂😂 that killed me
Every single sentence that came out of either of their mouths the whole video was comedy gold
"Good ribbons 🎀" Cecily. Woman I looovvveee you
Glass blumpkin, now that is classy
"The're like Roy Royces for your feet. Beep Beep!' That kills me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Other shoes are flat and for nurses" LMAO
I always have to rewatch their amazing attempts at winking. It just seems so difficult for them, for a couple of seconds afterwards they're all disoriented.
"Everything is better with"
"Butt to butt"
😂
"Black guy affairs!" That one caught me off guard. 😂
"You'll feel like you are walking on clown nine." X_x
I lost my mind at, "You'll feel like you're drinking lobster right out of the sink" 😂 An amazing sketch all around!
“What’s the thing that you put things into?” “Your mouth!” 🤣
00:20 "All the grits and grandma of a high class shoe!" LMAO!!
Cecily Strong is looking hottt! :)))
kornei2007
She's the only reason I watch the show
Smokin' !! 😍👍
She's always hot.
All the women at SNL are hot. It's a natural consequence of having a brain and being witty. Their physical attractiveness is just a secondary feature.
It's only insecure guys who don't like funny women - because it intimidates them I think.
Man, she's got one hell of an hour-glass figure!
yup she has eyes....but did you notice how blank they were? did you notice how heavy they were? she nailed this character...
I can’t believe they got “Glass Blumpkin” on the air...
I had to look that one up.
zaq55 I apologize.
Holy shit - the stuff you pick up in the comment section. Not sure I'm glad to read this, cause I too had to look it up. That's hilarious they were able to get that through the network censors.
Doug Wolfe I had learned it in high school around 2003 but was reminded of it when I say this video by Funny or Die... th-cam.com/video/jcL4LybAApA/w-d-xo.html
What is a glass blumpkin?
Listen to the crowd. They laugh so hard and then make sure to get quiet to hear the next joke. Every line kills. I love the "First Amber Alert."
Hahaha “your mouth”, “a cage” are two of the funniest lines delivered here in this skit lmao
plane jane did study cecily strong here
I have to say Cecily has a real talent for playing ditzy characters 🤣😂
Never ceases to make me laugh. One of my favorite skits.
I really want to know how Cecily and Vanessa managed to nail the dead eyes.
Tina Fey always has to have some nutty entrance, always hilarious.
I looooove drinking lobster straight outta the sink.
That is so bizarrely funny.
I particularly appreciate how similar yet how completely different their dresses are.
3:00 vanessa tried not to laughed with her own jokes
My guess is they changed a line between dress rehearsal and the live show.
This is my all time favorite reoccurring skit. They should've done so many more of these
“More Manolo Blahnik s’il vous please” got me so bad 😂😂
That butt amputation joke and the "what the heck??"
DAMN NEAR broke em.
Three of the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful women in the world, all at once at the same time together simultaneously.
All the synapses of my brain are now fried. Thanks an ocelot, SNL.
Carrie Bradshaw is somewhere crying and ripping her hair out watching this.
every bit of this was amazing and perfectly timed.
Why does the House Hunters line get such a huge laugh?
It's like a low rent show
Plus it's always funny to see Tina Fey be serious and curse at someone
Because lesbians are always looking for a new place to live.
Because it's so freaking random. XD
Because the crowd is so warmed up from Vanessa and Cecily killing them with line after line for 3 minutes. This is hilarious.
Tina Fey IS a comical GENIUS!!!
Is this even English? 😂
“You picked the wrong house, bitch” had me dying 😆
What's that thing in your house...
A cage???
A closet 🤣🤣🤣
"You'll feel like you're riding in a glass blumpkin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The audience is just being murdered with every single joke. So funny!
There is something about what Cecily does to her eyes in these- she's a really underrated actor.
these two should never leave SNL...I am crying it so funny.
"Manuel Blondicks" "More Manuel Blondicks, sil vous please" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You’ll feel like you’re drinking lobster straight out of the sink.”
Cecil is truly one of SNL’s HOF members! I would say in the top 10 performers ever on the show and in the top 5 female players.
4:45 "I saw you on house hunters, you pick the wrong house bitch"😂😂😂cant even
"Locked in a trunk, looking through a keyhole."
I fuckin' lost it.
" you'll feel like your eating Lobster right out of the sink... " 😅😅😅😅
"What's that thing you put your stuff in??" "Your mouth." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
"Glass blumpkin" lol, I can't believe they said that.
Roy royces for your feet hhhh
"see you later, ali larter" literally lives in my head rent-free, lolol
Anyone else start watching snl sketches but just cant stop!!!!
This may be my favorite recurring SNL bit of all time. It's certainly up there, and I go way back. I love how precise their diction is, so you clearly understand their words, even tho they're using those clueless voices, because they're pros who know how to deliver. And so so funny. And Vanessa just makes me feel special. (Ali Larter? lol And the Kia Soul reference.)
Cecily is impeccable here
I feel like this is the most underrated sketch of this era of SNL.
You'll feel like you're riding in a glass blumpkin.
This character, Cathy Anne, and the Girl You Wish You Never Started A Conversation With, are my all time favorite characters that Cecily plays on SNL!
Same here. Bring 'em back!!
The girls were great but Tina - this aint' the skit for you dear. Love ya, but no.
i love these skits. its like a QVC commercial had a stroke. amazing
"A Glass Bumpkin" Holy Shit, literally.
Other shoes are flat, and for Nurses. This slays me! These two are some of my favorites, and I love Vanessa!