I fucking love Bebe! I’m so glad she came back! People were trying to say that they only gave her wins and made sure she made it to the top 4 to make it look as if they didn’t make a mistake on season one. I don’t think so her regal beauty, talent, and shade say different
Ok let’s all just remember how Alexis stood there and Read Sheas smile, and basically called Farrah a prostitute. She then proceeded to say “that felt good!” But threw a tantrum when everyone read her for her weight... ok girl 👌🏼
She even stole the whole "I don't want to read these people, I like them (puts glasses on) Let's Go!" bit from Alaska! Her session was pretty shameless for joke stealing in general, and I'm surprised she wasn't called out for that.
Kennedy's little comments under her breath are precious. "Be gentle, sister." I love it. Also Trixie looked like she wanted to put "Lisa Frank serial killer" on her resume.
@@kaijujune4166 In case you're still wondering, I'll explain. :) The full read is "A lot of people clock your makeup, but I totally get it. You're just painting for the back of the room, which is where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door". There's a couple of bits to the full joke that might not translate well if English isn't your first language, so I'll go through them and then explain the read. First, Trixie's makeup is gaudy and exaggerated, and it's very much a 'love it or hate it' thing among fans, so "a lot of people clock your makeup" part is referring to being told by people how much they hate the style. Second, "painting for the back of the room" is a common way of describing the usually over-the-top way Drag Queens paint their face, especially more comedy or aesthetic Queens like Trixie; they want their makeup to be visible from 20+ feet away, so people at the back of the venue can still appreciate the full look. And finally, the read itself is the last bit about the back of the room being "where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door", which implies that her audiences move as far away from the stage as possible, and would leave if she doesn't lock them in and force them to stay. I hope that explained it, and didn't come off as condescending. If you're confused about any others, let me know and I'll try to explain those, too. :)
@@naniez415 yea, it really doesn't make sense that, right as it looked like she was going to win, she just gave up out of nowhere. Think that might've been a personal life thing she had?
From Google "Recycling is technically a form of reusing, but it refers more specifically to items that are discarded and broken down into their raw materials."
@@javiergonzalezperez4829 "you're just painting for the back of the room ... that's where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door" meaning trixie only has an audience if she remembers to lock them in, so they can't get out. Underrated and iconic.
I was looking for this comment after MILK told Kennedy Davenport about how she doesn’t have to turn to look both ways before she crosses the street. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I don’t like when people attack others for weight. It’s a sensitive topic and she’s probably actually insecure about it. I personally would be low key hurt because I know it’s true and it sucks being reminded
Oh get over it Alexis, you don't mind reading everyone else but as soon as you get read you want to stand there and sook. You read Shea for her teeth but cry when you get read about your weight.
1. Morgan McMichaels, that read you did of Chi Chi DeVayne.... The Raven's version was better. 2. Dela's reading in AS3 is still one of the best ever. 3. I always forget how good Bebe's reading is. Seriously underrated!
The vixen: kameron Michaels I think i speak for everybody we're gonna miss you next week. Reality: Vixen goes home next week. Me: way to ecstatic to Express
I'm always amazed and surprised by how tall RuPaul is and think that my eyes are tricking me or something, especially when standing next to some queens like at 10:18 (sorry Miz Cracker!). And then I remember that mama Ru is 6'4" and then suddenly everything makes sense again
Trixie, "I don't believe you stole sharon needle's crown, I don't believe you're stealing this one either". - Violet wins. Eureka's read to Aquaria - Aquaria wins. I know it's all jokes but it's always so satisfying when that happens. :'D very fun to watch all the reads.
“I always thought her name was Angela, and people were just telling her to shut up.”
AHHHH
I actually thought this for real
probably my favorite read cuz it was so simple
Lol
Christopher Bolanos i don’t understand that read can you explain please?
Rasmus Priivits shhh angela
*”i hate chu” - Kennedy Davenport*
HeyKittyGurl that was the funniest part of this whole video to me lmao
Thats why she eliminated Milk lmao
"be gentle sister"
The only queen that doesn’t have to TURN to look both ways before crossing the street.
@@harryhealey4298 THE SHADE
"Peppermint... you need one!"
Yekatarina Petrovna Zamolodchikova sorry, i didn’t get it. please explain 😂
@@onekissallittakes8536 her mouth smells. she needs peppermint.
David Noche her name is peppermint and she was saying that she needed one too 😂😂😂
That’s iconic
Valentina and Sasha were so good
Valentina's ” *I LIED YOU UGLY STRIPPER* ” has me shook forever 😂
Fuuka ! *dies of laughter*
Shripper
I was screaming and laughing at the same time
True
It's hilarious because not only did she insult her looks ... she also insult her looks as a stripper 😂🤣
"Aja, you're beautiful, you're gorgeous, you look like Seal"
I screamed 😭😭😭
i died
I didn’t get it
Jake Duffles look up seal and you’ll see lmao
@@Dufflebags202 they both have scars on their face
"Peppermint, you need one" - simple yet so effective
Also was kinda a double entendre in response to what she said about Shae before aha
Which is worst body odor or bad breath? Choose one.
“Milk you put a lot into this look....like what? 2% “
This was so classy and after-funny
Trixie’s from Wisconsin, dairy capital of the country, so it’s funny she went for a milk pun over anything else lol
*sensible chuckle*
Ew no
Haha!! Milk was rolling her eyes because it was a Dad joke.
I get it, Milk's look is semi-skimmed
Trixie to Bebe: "Heavy is the head that wears the crown, and even heavier is the body." Not included but one of the BEST reads of all time.
Aja after the read: "WHOO BITCH!"
I was waiting for that one
Bebe already won, why the hell was she there?
@Aqua_ Productions i think she should have come on as a judge then
@Aqua_ Productions i both agree and disagree with you lol. I get why ru did it, and i see rhe pros and cons of having Bene as a judge vs a contestant.
Okay but the most underrated read in this video is “why does it look like you can sponsor Kennedy Davenport for 30 cents a day?”
I fucking lost it. It was the most savage read ever.
I was gasping for breath. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one
I fucking love Bebe! I’m so glad she came back! People were trying to say that they only gave her wins and made sure she made it to the top 4 to make it look as if they didn’t make a mistake on season one. I don’t think so her regal beauty, talent, and shade say different
MemeLord69 “i’m not gonna read Morgan McMichaels, life already has.”
Shut up Tanya it really has tho
Ok let’s all just remember how Alexis stood there and Read Sheas smile, and basically called Farrah a prostitute. She then proceeded to say “that felt good!”
But threw a tantrum when everyone read her for her weight...
ok girl 👌🏼
So glad this is the top comment. We hated Alexis so much, such a weak willed bitch.
I like your comment sm that i have to marry you
I agree, can't stand her!
Fuxking shame I share the same name with her urgggh 🙄
@@lesstalkingmorehitting4340 oh my god.You are sooooo funny
If Bianca Del Rio had been there, she would have told Farrah, "Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully? ... Quickly."
Ignaz S. LMFAOOOOOOOO
Screaming! 😱😱😱
.... am I the only bitch that likes Farrah?
I’m not a Farrah fan however I am pretty sure she would reply serve looks
Bianca would have read her for filth
Ben Dela Creme AS3 run was truly one of the greatest runs in drag race herstory.
JamesRyan and one of the most iconic exits lmao 2in1
THE greatest run
her run was so iconic
Ben is one of the most versatile and talented Queens of Drag race
The greatest RUN
BMW body made wrong
I say in Bianca del Rio's style
"How original. Latrice Royale,how many years ago?"
I know, right
She even stole the whole "I don't want to read these people, I like them (puts glasses on) Let's Go!" bit from Alaska! Her session was pretty shameless for joke stealing in general, and I'm surprised she wasn't called out for that.
Just thinking this!
Juju Duran will do, Coco Montrese.
trc2rockon Latrice didn’t make the BMW joke either.. nothing on this show is original girl bye
Kennedy's little comments under her breath are precious. "Be gentle, sister." I love it. Also Trixie looked like she wanted to put "Lisa Frank serial killer" on her resume.
Milk's reads are actually very good
The Sh-Angela one was ON POINT
so funny I wish she delivered them a bit better tho
Yup agreed
Yes! Thank you!
But she sounded so lazy I didn't pay attention
The Vixen and Monique screaming together at the end is my exact reaction 😂🤣😂 that read was everything! Love you Mz♥️
te best reads are the ones that are true :D
I didn't get that last read. What did Monet mean by that
I know..that's my favourite part 😂😂
So is it true that Miz Cracker slept with Bob the Drag Queen? I didn't know that XD
Terrae Spiritus Basically she said the only reason got on drag race is by sleeping with winner Bob the Drag Queen as they work together
7:04 still mad they didn't include "heavy is the head that wears the crown, and heavier is the body" in AS3
Male Gonzalez one of the best reads of all time.
A crime against humanity (also is that Felix????)
Yessss i was waiting for that one!
Scarlet Clough me to!!! Lol
@@ecksidd7114 yep
“Mother she looks homeless” 😂😂😂😂
The voice she said it in though just put it over the top
7:57
wasnt even funny 💀
Ari 1993 to you
@@Ari-iz3gc it was iconic
1:40
Am I the only person that thinks valentinas “HEY” was adorable??😂
Everything about Valentina is cute
when she said that, it was such a wholesome moment and she's so shady at the same time but really sweet. it's truly hard to hate or dislike her
@Bedroom Boredom! ~shuns nonbeliever~
inez Hamilton I think everyone loves her
That's one of the great things about Valentina - she is performing all the time, not just when it's her turn
Monet's read of Miz Cracker was classic; especially 'And that's shade.'
What makes it even more grating is how true the one part is about the fact that Miz Cracker did in fact sleep with Bob The Drag Queen
@@KinjiroTheThunder girl bob is her drag mother wtf you talking about 😂 they’re all bottoms
@@beravurgun a black man rarely is a bottom 👀
@@KinjiroTheThunder is it true?
@@Cashcash08 yeah, there's a whole video on it where Bob actually explains what happened
Can't get over Valentina reading OMG
You need one 🌹
Same lol!
Christian Camus Alcarraz she had the best read that season
She was actually very clever, that Peppermint read was goooooooood
She's quick at her reads. Like you can't even expect what she gonna say.
I can't when bebe says "Mother, she looks homeless" her voice just makes it about 100 times better
The Victim
I mean ... The Villain ...
I mean ... the Vixen ....
That is one of the best reads EVER
... Is it tho?
Respectfully disagree
choices.
It’s funny because it’s true
Wesley Sales um, no
For me, Bendela's AS3 reads will forever be some of the best examples of reading, ever! Lol.
Agreed
What did she mean with the Trixie read tho? I’m not a native English speaker so I didn’t understand...
@@kaijujune4166 In case you're still wondering, I'll explain. :)
The full read is "A lot of people clock your makeup, but I totally get it. You're just painting for the back of the room, which is where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door".
There's a couple of bits to the full joke that might not translate well if English isn't your first language, so I'll go through them and then explain the read.
First, Trixie's makeup is gaudy and exaggerated, and it's very much a 'love it or hate it' thing among fans, so "a lot of people clock your makeup" part is referring to being told by people how much they hate the style.
Second, "painting for the back of the room" is a common way of describing the usually over-the-top way Drag Queens paint their face, especially more comedy or aesthetic Queens like Trixie; they want their makeup to be visible from 20+ feet away, so people at the back of the venue can still appreciate the full look.
And finally, the read itself is the last bit about the back of the room being "where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door", which implies that her audiences move as far away from the stage as possible, and would leave if she doesn't lock them in and force them to stay.
I hope that explained it, and didn't come off as condescending. If you're confused about any others, let me know and I'll try to explain those, too. :)
SageOfLegaia thank you so much! This has been bugging me for a while. Now I understand and it just made me like Bendela more haha
I forgot how cutting BenDeLaCreme was in All Stars 3!!! She will be one of my favorite queens EVAH
Eduardo Rios she won every challenge how could you forget
Too bad she sent herself home lmao
She's funny as hell
@@naniez415 yea, it really doesn't make sense that, right as it looked like she was going to win, she just gave up out of nowhere. Think that might've been a personal life thing she had?
Ben's Trixie read is ICONIC
The BMW and Black and Decker reads are recycled from the previous seasons hehe
Jeremy Ceniza It's not even recycled, it's just reused.
S D isn’t that like the definition of recycle tho lmao but yeah I noticed them stealing lines too lmao that’s why no one laughed lol
From Google "Recycling is technically a form of reusing, but it refers more specifically to items that are discarded and broken down into their raw materials."
S D lol but obviously we’re not talking about objects or materials here we’re talking about reads that have been used before and used again.
Latrice and Raven reads are ICONIC
"I lied you ugly stripper"
The delivery absolutely *makes* this read
I love the "iT" joke...
I died
I love how Aquaria reacted so well to being read. Her facial expressions were brilliant.
me too
If they can make jokes about roxxxy being left at a bus stop at age three
Why does Alexis think her weight is off limits?
To be fair, Katya apologized to Roxxxy afterwards
because it's off the scale
@@mishazakra ba dum tss
different people react differently to things. it's fine to not like something being brought up if it's a sensitive topic to you.
@@beautifulmidnight Not only that, I'm pretty sure for a read like that, Katya (IIRC) asked permission to tell it in the first place.
Dela's read on Thorgy had me gasping for air.
Same, omg.
it's so good lmao
"Of course I'm not gonna read Morgan Mcmichaels, life already has!" Damn good one Bebe
Honestly, Kameron did better than I thought he was gonna do.
VanillaKreem she
He was surprisingly good wasn’t he? He’s a funny dude, he is.
@whyte peepo are descendants of satan I mean... Do you refer to farrah as he?
Prince of Clouds Yes
When I look at Asia O'Hara I feel butterflies in my stomach.
hihihi
Ouch
was that a read?!?! hahahaha
Lmaooo
Someone should use this read when she comes on all stars
Bebe: “I’m the only African here but why does it look like with Kennedy Davenport you can sponsor her for 30 cents a day?” 😂
“thank y’all so much, I can’t wait to hear your reads about me being fat” 😂
Stop relying on ur bodyfatttt!!!! 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"you won't have to wait long" ha
Honestly, "you're beautiful, you're gorgeous, you look like Seal", gets me every damn time. 😂
ok but the **pulls down glasses** "and thats shade." made me cackle
Here for Dela's AS3 reads
And her AS3 everything else.
@@javiergonzalezperez4829 "you're just painting for the back of the room ... that's where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door" meaning trixie only has an audience if she remembers to lock them in, so they can't get out. Underrated and iconic.
Same lmao
Shangela was better
YES
The way Valentina talks and stands is so cute!
She's 😍😍😍😍😍
she's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she looks like linda evangelista, did she stone those tights?
5:22 how did trixie scream "AAAHHH" and say "gee wilikers" at the same time
With the help of the Magic that Katyas grandson studied
Temmie AAAA THIS COMMENT LMAO
Barbie magic!
I think that was De La’s voice saying, “Gee willickers.”
missangelinaadams you can see bens mouth isn’t saying that though
I LIVE for Trixie's screams hahahahah
I was looking for this comment after MILK told Kennedy Davenport about how she doesn’t have to turn to look both ways before she crosses the street. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
3:13 Nina this is a library, which means this is no place for plagiarism.
She also copied Alaska's intro read on Season 5
That doesn't mean she should give us nothing.
"Peppermint. You need one" is so simple yet so good, it's giving Trinity's "Raja. Boot" in AS7
Farrah was pretty okay here but in Allstars 4... lord...
Indeed and I want her to do well. Hopefully she doesn't fuck up as bad in episode 2. Was lucky someone did worse than her there.
she was like tatianna in her season
It was like 46742 steps back
I had to think, thin remembered. She was terrible! Lol
@@jessicaforgione6794 What are you talking about? Tatianna had amazing moments in all stars 2!
Nina ripped that BMW joke straight from season 4 it seems lol
RedAmalgam Latrice didn’t make that joke up either
And the "Life already read you" line was taken from Penny Tration to Serena Cha Cha at the Reunion episode of season 5
Alexis ruined the season 9 reading challenge for me 🙄
Nah I enjoyed how butthurt she got
She has the white gurl victim thing down pat
@@bluekinopio9390 I don't think it has anything to do with race but lol you do you boo
Brandon HAHA
I don’t like when people attack others for weight. It’s a sensitive topic and she’s probably actually insecure about it. I personally would be low key hurt because I know it’s true and it sucks being reminded
Valentina's reactions are extremely cute I didn't remember this
Filip Săftoiu da?
@Macy Reckward right? I thought it was a big mistake when she shaved her brows clean off on AS4
@@KinjiroTheThunder I think she can pull off the browless look quite well. I did it once and I looked like an alien criminal on the run.
@@csilla3085 idk, there's something about Valentina with no brows that I find off putting
KinjiroTheThunder Valentina was so good-looking, when she shaved her brows for drag it always looked so off to me.
crazy to see how different Valentina was in season 9 compared to All Stars
She ain't change.
I see the same person, just less brows
much more innocent, much less living the fantasy, and nobody was reading her for being two faced yet lmao
josh mcgee she never was two faced, never do nothing wrong to anybody
She had eyebrows.
Reading is always good for the body and soul
Not for Alexis' body
Oh get over it Alexis, you don't mind reading everyone else but as soon as you get read you want to stand there and sook. You read Shea for her teeth but cry when you get read about your weight.
Is she the one who's mom left her at the bus stop
Greg Earth no that’s Roxxxy
Yeah she literally called Farrah a prostitute but then almost cried when Farrah said she was fat.
teeth: painful to fix
weight: literally just start working out
xxLivieBeanxx im fucking crying of laughter
Monet going “and that’s shade” always takes me out
Same
TIMECODES
0:05 - Season 9
3:44 - All Stars 3
8:26 - Season 10
you might as well have inclueded AS4's!!!
@@JIManzioni fr
Wait, there was no reading in AS1?
It’s timeSTAMPS
@@JIManzioni The purpose of these is to gain traction and popularity so people tune in. Why would any business man do that? LOL
Children. 🙄
Lol at Bob the drag queen being referenced a million times :D
Alexis Michelle was so annoying!
when is she not
So was Thorgy.
I know 😒
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😂 KNEW IT
So was Bendelacreme
aquarias ”the villain- i mean the vixen!” read is so underrated
I had forgotten how angry Thorgy was.
And?
She’s just bitter all the time ew
Marcos Souza bitter cause she was robbed
She still pissed at Bob, girl get over it!
y'all think Thorgy is ACTUALLY angry? lmao
"I cant wait to hear your reads about me being fat" lol
The reads of All stars 3 are all perfect XD
The shadiest queens
Even the unaired ones were so funny
ikr
Shangela's and BenDeLa's reads on All Stars 3...DAMN ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
1. Morgan McMichaels, that read you did of Chi Chi DeVayne.... The Raven's version was better.
2. Dela's reading in AS3 is still one of the best ever.
3. I always forget how good Bebe's reading is. Seriously underrated!
Dela slayed
“Milk, you put a lot into this look...what, 2%?” CRITICALLY UNDERRATEDDDDD
"Pillsbury called, they want their rolls back" is one of the epic reads of all time.
"though your tumbles are stunning your hair gives me tumbleweed" SOOOOO UNDERATED
SHHHHHHHAngela! Best read ever!
Valentina’s read “mystique was a mistake” to Latrice made me gag and still does
valentina is so cute “😡 hey !!” ugh love it 1:46
It breaks my heart to see ChiChi now that she lives only in our hearts..
“Money can’t buy talent.”
“....HEY!!” Lol
I spit out a fry when Bebe read Kennedy Davenport
"Girl you know better to be black using Hotel Lotion" I cackled.
5:43 "Be gentle, sister" - Kennedy Davenport LOL
LOVE HER
The vixen: kameron Michaels I think i speak for everybody we're gonna miss you next week. Reality: Vixen goes home next week. Me: way to ecstatic to Express
nah, it would've been hilariously ironic but monique went home that day
I love kameron Michaels
@@anyelgarcia was that the lip sync where Asia said "SHE DON'T KNOW THE WORDS!"
Kennedy saying "be gentle, sister" when Morgan started reading her was so cute lmafoasdoados
When Chichi said “Christmas with the Kranks” gets me every time lol.
“I hate chu”
“be gentle sister”
Kennedy is hilarious 😂
8:55 The shade of it all.
10:32 god i LOVE aquaria's reactions haha
I could watch queens reading everyone for years and never get tired of it
Alexis Michelle getting in her feelings over her read is funny af😂 it’s a read girl, play the game or gtfo!!
“Aquaria, you say you’re beautiful, talented, and you’re gonna win. You’re also a pathological liar.” Lol eureka was wrong
yep, Eureka was wrong to the 5th power, to the cosine
when Alexis Michell got petty bc Farah Moan read her after she straight up read Farah, i got snippy tbh
“Pillsburry called, they want their rolls back.” Underrated 😂
I'm always amazed and surprised by how tall RuPaul is and think that my eyes are tricking me or something, especially when standing next to some queens like at 10:18 (sorry Miz Cracker!). And then I remember that mama Ru is 6'4" and then suddenly everything makes sense again
Wow Trixie and Dela showing them how it’s done
Trixie, "I don't believe you stole sharon needle's crown, I don't believe you're stealing this one either". - Violet wins. Eureka's read to Aquaria - Aquaria wins. I know it's all jokes but it's always so satisfying when that happens. :'D very fun to watch all the reads.
What's next, Shea winning AS5 after being read to filth in episode 1?
@@KinjiroTheThunder That would be fun
@@KinjiroTheThunder PFFFFT WELL WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
@@hillsgordon2480 egg on my face, that is all
A similar one was joslyn fox
"Laganga you're still here?"
And joslyn sent her home that same episode
oh girl trixie’s shangela read is straight up prophetic
Okay I generally don't really like bebe but "Thorgy thor....mother? She looks homeless..." I died lol
"Im not gonna read morgan. Life already has" *ICONIC*
11:03 Lmfao her laugh when she said Asia's name 😂💀
I die every time I see Monique and Vixen lose it at 11:23 😂
8:55 "The villan... I mean the Vixen." WILL FOREVER BE THE BEST
"The villian I mean the vixen".
Still not over the Vixen and Monique clinging to eachother and screaming I live
“Thank you all, so much, I can’t wait to hear all your reads about me being fat” 😭😂😂😂
Nina: God I hate doin this kinda stuff......
*0.000000001 of a sec later*
Nina: SASHA..
Skip to the good ones!
0:35 Sasha’s reads
0:54 Peppermint’s reads
1:59 Shea’s reads
2:18 Valentina’s reads
4:36 ChiChi’s reads
5:25 Milk’s read to Shangela
5:55 Shangela’s reads
6:18 Trixie’s read to Aja
6:38 Aja’s read to Bebe
7:02 DeLa’s reads
7:57 Bebe’s reads
8:43 Kameron’s reads
8:56 Aquaria’s reads
9:37 Eureka’s “read” to Kameron
10:57 Monique’s read to Monét
11:04 Monét’s reads
4:35 - Rest in Power Chi Chi.
THANK YOU FOR ALL THESE READS IN ONE PLACE!!!!
8:01 the way she says this is so beautiful