13:48 "Right next to the lever there is a button that restarts traffic." That is your unglitch button. So broom cars to your heart's content. Also hoping this can become a full playthrough like Barn Finders.
Game is solid but I'd much rather him move to other games for full playthroughs like Kena Bridge of Spirits, Lost in Random, Deathloop, Tails of Iron, Eastward, etc.
I do enjoy how he makes sure to brush clean the little treadmill when people come to shop even though there is a huge turd just lying inside the shopping basket right in front of him.
I’m liking this trend of taking extremely mundane tasks/activities and giving it triple A quality levels of polish Also I’m pretty sure 9:23 is a reference to the Utah monolith
A contrast to the trend of years past of taking extremely mundane tasks and making shitty, sometimes funny/glitchy but usually just really boring simulator games
I work as a gas station attendant in real life. I hear phantom clicks of cars being ready all the time. My state doesn't have self service, one of the only two left. I don't know if I can handle this video.
There's an achievement for paying off Uncle's first loan. It's called "Impossible! Paid off Uncle's first loan on time." The only way to do this is to unlock the fuel pump and then do nothing else - Uncle's loan timer will never start. This will let you gain money from the fuel pump and from lockpicking customers' cars (optionally, you can broom them first so they get stuck.) There is also a golf game behind the warehouse that costs $5 a try and gives $15 if you score under 5 par. They fixed the glitch that let you cheat it out of tons of money, though.
You know, Vinny keeps starting businesses in all these simulator games and then leaving them behind as one-offs, so it's Vinny's fault all of these places are so shit, he was the previous owner and left it like trash for the next player who dedicates hours to it.
I cannot tell if the way the customer AI doesn't even wash after shitting is something I appreciate as attention to crust details or something I abhor as an affront to humanity.
I keep wondering why some of these simulators are so pleasing to play too, I keep coming back to Power wash Simulator and the next thing I know its 3:30 am and I realise I've been power washing digital mud off of things for hours in a weird zen trance
too be fair who the hell is intrested in deathloop. during E3 when it was presented they were acting like it was amazing for some reason even tho everyone seemed to not care about it
@@static_bolt The 10 out of 10 "perfect in every way" scores aren't helping either. I have no strong feelings about Cyberpunk but that was a massive wake up call to everyone who followed gaming. A perfect score from a major journalist is the biggest red flag a game can have now. Deathloop is an example of their corruption losing power.
Omg, speaking of nightmare cleaning scenarios: We had an older friend that was a serious hoarder for many years, and when she passed away, it was a total nightmare cleaning her place out. It took us about a week and a half to get it at least decently clean...
Not as bad as that, but my grandfather was a hoarder and the entire cellar had a singular walkway that only allowed access to about 15 percent of the place,
@@IvyBrooksHobkin Yeah, with our friend's house, it was packed everywhere and there was barely any room to move around. Like for example, one thing we found was multiple big bags full of every letter, Christmas card, birthday card, etc. that she received
On the Garbage Truck situation next to the lever you use to open/close the gas station on the sign there is a big red button that will reset any Vehicles/Customers who are in the area
Man when Jerma streamed this game he had a fucking blast with the broom glitch Oh also by the way there is a button in the warehouse that resets the cars if you glitch them outta bounds with the broom.
I cant help but feel the difference between Hudson era cars and having a Macintosh computer monitor jarring. Its like its in an alternate timeline where we figured out computers 50 years early.
My best friend's parents own and run a gas station. Theirs isn't in the middle of the desert though (theirs is right off the interstate and right across from the mall, so prime location lol) but I have heard all kinds of crazy stories, such as people trying to drive off without paying for their car repairs or gas and he had to chase them down, and drunk people threatening the booth attendants, and such.
I process police reports for a living in a small to mid-sized city. It is honestly baffling to me to see the things that happen in my area. At gas stations, drive offs and shopliftings are the least weird thing. There was one instance where a citizen witnessed a shoplifting and took it upon himself to stop the guy. They get into a fist fight and when the suspect got away and out of the store the citizen gave chase and open fire with a concealed weapon. The suspect hopped in a car and sped off through some bushes and the citizen hopped in his car and gave chase while still shooting at the suspect. All of this over a 6 pack of Bud Light at a gas station that doesn't even prosecute shopliftings. And to be honest that's not even the wildest shit we see.
that little bit about being fresh out of college and needing experience for a job, really hit close to home. I guess I'll be reading a book about dianetics.
Why is this game so amazing to watch, i could imagine myself investing such a long time into this game and i'm not even joking. I love such "zen" like games where you can see your progress, customize stuff and all. I hope vinniy plays more of it someday, it's such a nice chill out game.
1:06:22 FYI, the description for the "It's Raining Cars" achievement is literally "A flying car. Who would have thought. Not us" which is a reference to Paul Rudd on Hot Ones.
As someone who bags groceries for a living, I’m caught between the “scan and checkout” ‘Minigame’. On one hand, it’s nice to play and see something one promotion up away from my job that I have no ambition to get. On the other hand, it brings back some bad memories and I can already feel fatigued from it. So now this game is on my Steam Wishlist. Can’t wait to see if they get a lot of the bugs out.
Are these games actually quality or has our standards been so dampened by the sad state of AAA studios we think this is good? Not judging the game either way. I'm just postulating. I know the indie market has given us exceptionally good titles over the past decade so maybe it's actually good.
AAA games have become borderline unplayable but with billions of dollars sunk into the graphics and cutscenes.(which break and don't even work half the time anyway) In the meantime an indie game has dumpy graphics and a 50/50 chance of being amazing or shit. Quality is not related to visual fidelity and anyone saying otherwise needs to find a different hobby. People are starting to prefer the 50/50 chance of fun instead of %100 chance of virtue signaling psychos shoving racist(as in they sincerely judge people based on skin color alone) garbage down your throat while sit through the same shallow Open-World "follow the guys and listen to dialogue" garbage that has been coming out for over 10 years. AAA games are a really bad joke and only Twitter is laughing.
@@eddiemudie952 I agree. It feels like any AAA game I get suckered into buying I end up being bored and regretting my purchase. Sometimes I feel crazy because I see people online go on and on about how amazing some of these games are and I'm like really??? My biggest complaint with new big budget games is that they're so fucking bloated. After 5 hours you've seen everything the game has to offer for the next 40+ hours and all for a story that isn't even worth experiencing. Could be I'm getting older but I just prefer the simpler indie games that get in and get out with what they're trying to sell you. I have a lot of similar feelings toward Hollywood but that's a whole other conversation.
@@moomoocupcakes The bloat is definitely the absolute biggest problem. At some point grinding became an industry standard for all genres and it really sucks. That or there's arbitrary restrictions that only serve to waste your time. I think the key difference with movies and games is how much attention each demands. Movie shlock hack-fraud yadda yadda stuff can be zoned out to while games keep your brain just active enough so you notice the lack of care in what you're experiencing. Movies have also by and large become an avenue for propaganda against rational behavior. But like you said that's a different conversation. In all fairness people are pretty sick of movies too. It's like the only audience for any media anymore is gullible little kids who do not know what quality is. It's unsustainable and is frustrating millions of people.
I forget that employees pumping the gas for you is a thing in other states... I'm used to having to pump your own gas and just pay for the gas inside or at the pump.
I never thought I would find these simulator games as enjoyable as they seem to be. Already wishlisted the pressure washing simulator thanks to Vinny and while this also looks relaxing and fun it might be a bit too fleshed out for my taste.
The task window pop up sound sounds like PS5 notifications and it has been giving me a brain poison tick every time I'm not paying attention to the video
17:18 why is this scene so funny? 49:36 was pretty good, vinny should start a music career 1:00:51 as a British Person we call it "refueling" because "Pumping Gas" literally just means "Farting" 1:02:00 this segment is amazing
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Cooking Simulator: Pizza!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RQXD4vrW7Ek/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Bum Simulator (PART 1?)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/07GWHcI_e4k/mqdefault.jpg)
13:48 "Right next to the lever there is a button that restarts traffic."
That is your unglitch button. So broom cars to your heart's content. Also hoping this can become a full playthrough like Barn Finders.
Game is solid but I'd much rather him move to other games for full playthroughs like Kena Bridge of Spirits, Lost in Random, Deathloop, Tails of Iron, Eastward, etc.
@@glthegamemaster4197 way to make it about you 😉
@@glthegamemaster4197 binty pls plae DMC2 it is teh best gaem
@@glthegamemaster4197 All of those are inferior to gas station sim
Hope he sees this.
It isn't a Vincent playthrough without the trademark duck sneeze.
Aaah!..... qwelk welk helk whoa!
@@andrewclark293 It already infected so many viewers. It is more contageous than the cadou fungus.
@@andrewclark293 why the hell it can be translated using the mobile version, I'm scared 👁️👁️
@@peckaghost598 what the hell woah
@@peckaghost598 does it translate to „SCHHHHBRLBRLBRLBRLbrlrbl... AUUUGH!!!... Sorry chat.”
"You don't have the new state-of-the-art biodiesel they been rolling out?"
"Too new for our pumps. Ya gotta go to the city for that."
That's a problem
The LED lights up when my fuel is low. Neat tech, isn't it? Too bad it's no good if I can't get the hydrocarbons I'm looking for.
Not so state of the art then, is it?
Can I get one of those Souwthern Cuts?
BONK
It's so funny how 'simulator' games rose up in quality in the last decade and aren't synonymous with shite anymore.
Honestly i could probably play the hell out of a farming simulator and enjoy it at this point in time
I think them being visually high quality is part of the joke.
@@diegomedina9637 I dont think there's much of a joke anymore except for a few
Ye they're basically Eurojank like Cyberpunk or Gothic now.
its a real shame
1:52 I love how Vinny has never watched Spongebob in his life, but absolutely nailed that bit.
Vinny was too distracted by his harmonica to notice the overt cyberpunk reference at 50:08
I do enjoy how he makes sure to brush clean the little treadmill when people come to shop even though there is a huge turd just lying inside the shopping basket right in front of him.
"The nightmare of cleaning and then immediately needing to clean again"
So having roommates.
I have a relative that lives this nightmare daily. Its no fun.
My life in retail.
jesus this hits
The life of the busser.
life with crippling depression
I like how it takes Vinny a few seconds that hes actually able to push the garbage truck with his broom.
I’m liking this trend of taking extremely mundane tasks/activities and giving it triple A quality levels of polish
Also I’m pretty sure 9:23 is a reference to the Utah monolith
A contrast to the trend of years past of taking extremely mundane tasks and making shitty, sometimes funny/glitchy but usually just really boring simulator games
AAA quality people glitching through objects and each other.
@@DasAntiNaziBroetchen Considering the state of AAA games. Yeah that tracks.
Once he learns there's a vehicle reset button up in the front of the gas station he'll beable to broom more vehicles all he wants
This needs more likes
I work as a gas station attendant in real life. I hear phantom clicks of cars being ready all the time. My state doesn't have self service, one of the only two left. I don't know if I can handle this video.
1:02:50 The moment Vinny realized that the game was G O O D.
There's an achievement for paying off Uncle's first loan. It's called "Impossible! Paid off Uncle's first loan on time."
The only way to do this is to unlock the fuel pump and then do nothing else - Uncle's loan timer will never start. This will let you gain money from the fuel pump and from lockpicking customers' cars (optionally, you can broom them first so they get stuck.)
There is also a golf game behind the warehouse that costs $5 a try and gives $15 if you score under 5 par. They fixed the glitch that let you cheat it out of tons of money, though.
"this looks better than what I was expecting" as the car in front of him floats an inch off the ground as it drives along.
Just wait until one of the NPCs drives an invisible low rider
I was actually expecting the game to either have aliens, homeless bum that shits randomly or a unintelligible fake New York accent bus driver friend.
Me too. Aliens might still come!
Aliens do in fact come if you use the "clear traffic" button.
I wasn't, but now that you bring it up yeah this is the perfect game for that to show up
This game is missing all of these things 0/10
You know, Vinny keeps starting businesses in all these simulator games and then leaving them behind as one-offs, so it's Vinny's fault all of these places are so shit, he was the previous owner and left it like trash for the next player who dedicates hours to it.
I cannot tell if the way the customer AI doesn't even wash after shitting is something I appreciate as attention to crust details or something I abhor as an affront to humanity.
Bro you don't gotta wash if you don't shit on your hands pro tip
1:52 I can't believe Binyot can do a perfect impersonation of the Spongebob time skip voices.
Like the slippery physics of ice levels in platformers? With mouse acceleration you can turn all your pointer based GUIs into ice levels!
what fun!
Add in rawaccel to customize your levels with mud
I keep wondering why some of these simulators are so pleasing to play too, I keep coming back to Power wash Simulator and the next thing I know its 3:30 am and I realise I've been power washing digital mud off of things for hours in a weird zen trance
Get a power washer and clean stuff as a side gig. I'm not kidding. You can make good money
I saw this was outselling Deathloop on Steam and immediately thought "guaranteed Vinny material"
too be fair who the hell is intrested in deathloop. during E3 when it was presented they were acting like it was amazing for some reason even tho everyone seemed to not care about it
@@static_bolt
The 10 out of 10 "perfect in every way" scores aren't helping either.
I have no strong feelings about Cyberpunk but that was a massive wake up call to everyone who followed gaming. A perfect score from a major journalist is the biggest red flag a game can have now. Deathloop is an example of their corruption losing power.
@@eddiemudie952 Lets just hope gaming can return to 2010 era greatness, God I hope the new Battlefield and halo are good
* hits garbage truck with broom *
"Go, you're free!"
Vinny, you can reset cars WITH THE ALIENS. There's a button on the sign out front. The big one that says "Dust Bowl"
Not even two minutes in, and Vincent haunts me with his demon vocals.
"Let my dog to an old fog and I told damn Toledo" is my favorite sentence ever.
Omg, speaking of nightmare cleaning scenarios: We had an older friend that was a serious hoarder for many years, and when she passed away, it was a total nightmare cleaning her place out. It took us about a week and a half to get it at least decently clean...
Not as bad as that, but my grandfather was a hoarder and the entire cellar had a singular walkway that only allowed access to about 15 percent of the place,
@@IvyBrooksHobkin Yeah, with our friend's house, it was packed everywhere and there was barely any room to move around. Like for example, one thing we found was multiple big bags full of every letter, Christmas card, birthday card, etc. that she received
@@SamLovesMovies25 damn she must’ve had a lot of friends
I hope this game gets a multiplayer
Vinny and pals run a gas station when
Ib4 they all get their knee caps break by their uncle
I like that Barn Finders 2 went for a completely different approach.
1:01:50 vinny channels his inner new yorker so hard he's able to sweep a truck out of the way
vinny: "have we considered hiring another employee?"
me, a former 7-eleven worker: another what
25:28 It makes me happy that Space Funeral still gets referenced to this very day.
First vod I've watched fully in a while I'm glad I did. Sweep sweep sweep
On the Garbage Truck situation next to the lever you use to open/close the gas station on the sign there is a big red button that will reset any Vehicles/Customers who are in the area
1:24:54 People shitting on the floor of the public bathroom, now that's realism
the whole beginning of this playthrough really sparked a lot of joy in my heart, idk why
careful if you get a customer with a bowl cut trying to make you call it on a coin toss.
Man when Jerma streamed this game he had a fucking blast with the broom glitch
Oh also by the way there is a button in the warehouse that resets the cars if you glitch them outta bounds with the broom.
I cant help but feel the difference between Hudson era cars and having a Macintosh computer monitor jarring. Its like its in an alternate timeline where we figured out computers 50 years early.
"So there's a distinct sense of achievement... ah great. Fuck!"
I love that you have an harmonica ready just to make internet jokes with.
My best friend's parents own and run a gas station. Theirs isn't in the middle of the desert though (theirs is right off the interstate and right across from the mall, so prime location lol) but I have heard all kinds of crazy stories, such as people trying to drive off without paying for their car repairs or gas and he had to chase them down, and drunk people threatening the booth attendants, and such.
I process police reports for a living in a small to mid-sized city. It is honestly baffling to me to see the things that happen in my area. At gas stations, drive offs and shopliftings are the least weird thing.
There was one instance where a citizen witnessed a shoplifting and took it upon himself to stop the guy. They get into a fist fight and when the suspect got away and out of the store the citizen gave chase and open fire with a concealed weapon. The suspect hopped in a car and sped off through some bushes and the citizen hopped in his car and gave chase while still shooting at the suspect. All of this over a 6 pack of Bud Light at a gas station that doesn't even prosecute shopliftings. And to be honest that's not even the wildest shit we see.
The original Gas Station Simulator video from 2015 was what got me watching Vinesauce.
The glee Vin has towards The Garbage Truck Glitch fills me with joy.
that little bit about being fresh out of college and needing experience for a job, really hit close to home. I guess I'll be reading a book about dianetics.
Why is this game so amazing to watch, i could imagine myself investing such a long time into this game and i'm not even joking. I love such "zen" like games where you can see your progress, customize stuff and all.
I hope vinniy plays more of it someday, it's such a nice chill out game.
50:13 Vinny did not notice the clear CP2077 reference. Shame! SHAAAAAME!
I need that Gasoline man song on Spotify
he should do that one for bloodbagel 2
13:45 Vinny Arin'd the last point of that tutorial message, then screwed himself out of deliveries because of it some time later. Never change.
1:06:22 FYI, the description for the "It's Raining Cars" achievement is literally "A flying car. Who would have thought. Not us" which is a reference to Paul Rudd on Hot Ones.
Love your entertainment and jokes Vinny, makes my day
I love how at 1:00 a car is already falling from the sky
49:35 Mark Lanegan - The Gasoline Man
“Vinny give it two coats of paint”
“No, not with two different colours Vinny”
I'd be down for a mini-series of this game.
58:43 "How the fuck do you get in here"
*opens door and enters*
"This isn't a real uncle" Threatening and trying to extort money from you? idk, souns like a real uncle to me.
As someone who bags groceries for a living, I’m caught between the “scan and checkout” ‘Minigame’. On one hand, it’s nice to play and see something one promotion up away from my job that I have no ambition to get.
On the other hand, it brings back some bad memories and I can already feel fatigued from it.
So now this game is on my Steam Wishlist. Can’t wait to see if they get a lot of the bugs out.
Let's be honest here. (PART 1)
I like the monolith @9.21
Found in the desert recently.
Another beautiful touch.
I am so glad you are playing more games I was running out of things to watch.
There's like a 12% chance that this game just turns into Tremors halfway through.
49:32 New Red Vox song
The real adventure here for me was those window and door boards.
Are these games actually quality or has our standards been so dampened by the sad state of AAA studios we think this is good? Not judging the game either way. I'm just postulating.
I know the indie market has given us exceptionally good titles over the past decade so maybe it's actually good.
I think this is well made as far as an indie game goes.
@@Biovirulent from what I watched it looks fine enough.
AAA games have become borderline unplayable but with billions of dollars sunk into the graphics and cutscenes.(which break and don't even work half the time anyway)
In the meantime an indie game has dumpy graphics and a 50/50 chance of being amazing or shit. Quality is not related to visual fidelity and anyone saying otherwise needs to find a different hobby.
People are starting to prefer the 50/50 chance of fun instead of %100 chance of virtue signaling psychos shoving racist(as in they sincerely judge people based on skin color alone) garbage down your throat while sit through the same shallow Open-World "follow the guys and listen to dialogue" garbage that has been coming out for over 10 years.
AAA games are a really bad joke and only Twitter is laughing.
@@eddiemudie952 I agree. It feels like any AAA game I get suckered into buying I end up being bored and regretting my purchase. Sometimes I feel crazy because I see people online go on and on about how amazing some of these games are and I'm like really???
My biggest complaint with new big budget games is that they're so fucking bloated. After 5 hours you've seen everything the game has to offer for the next 40+ hours and all for a story that isn't even worth experiencing. Could be I'm getting older but I just prefer the simpler indie games that get in and get out with what they're trying to sell you.
I have a lot of similar feelings toward Hollywood but that's a whole other conversation.
@@moomoocupcakes
The bloat is definitely the absolute biggest problem.
At some point grinding became an industry standard for all genres and it really sucks. That or there's arbitrary restrictions that only serve to waste your time.
I think the key difference with movies and games is how much attention each demands. Movie shlock hack-fraud yadda yadda stuff can be zoned out to while games keep your brain just active enough so you notice the lack of care in what you're experiencing. Movies have also by and large become an avenue for propaganda against rational behavior. But like you said that's a different conversation.
In all fairness people are pretty sick of movies too. It's like the only audience for any media anymore is gullible little kids who do not know what quality is. It's unsustainable and is frustrating millions of people.
You must push the cars with your broom or else *GAES* will fill the *GAES* station. DON'T BREATHE IT IN.
Chemicals? Will they infect the water? And any potentially amphibious creatures in that habitat?
Haven't watched the whole video yet but seeing Vin play another sim...I know its gonna be funny. thx for the upload!
19:30 It is that easy in Poland. With magical Jan Niezbędny trash bags you can fit anything in and it will never break.
The fact that you refuse to check the e-mail feels me with existential rage.
Can this be a full playthrough? I actually really liked watching this, this game looks oddly satisfying.
Can the "Pay the gasoline man" song be a clip?
49:09 - 50:24
I forget that employees pumping the gas for you is a thing in other states... I'm used to having to pump your own gas and just pay for the gas inside or at the pump.
Same, maybe it's a small town thing?
Thank you Vinnie for talking about my favorite movie of all time, Synecdoche New York
You never realize how much work goes into keeping a gas station running until you quit because you're doing too much yourself.
Red Vox's next single has just been revealed - The Gasoline Man, honestly can't wait
Game. You can turn off the open time to have downtime to clean up.
Vinny. No close only open
Uncle forces merchandise on you then demands payment, yep usually how it goes.
I never thought I would find these simulator games as enjoyable as they seem to be. Already wishlisted the pressure washing simulator thanks to Vinny and while this also looks relaxing and fun it might be a bit too fleshed out for my taste.
2:40 I have a very similar plush snake. I got it as a prize from a theme park.
red button next to open close lever resets traffic
I hope vinny realizes his gas station is privately owned and therefore doesn’t have to be open 24/7
45:47 well we now know where V dub went
vinesauce and glitches name a better combination
46:14 i like how he didnt notice that it didnt even go into the dumpster and the following board he threw bounced into the stratosphere
Man I wish I coulda been there to shout into the chat void about the car reset button. This game looks like a lot of fun for a gas station sim.
Vinny made a really successful Gas Station there.
Business was brooming.
I like the NPC wearing a handprint shirt that says "we don't know."
Vinny: "This game is too good, I demand more scummyness from my simulators"
Also Vinny: Complains when game crashes
The prank call episode of Beavis and Butthead is one of my absolute favorites!
I hope you do Silent Hill for October. Those horror games are neat for Halloween.
i can’t believe this game is on top 5 most popular on steam
Did Vinny really miss the Cyberpunk reference
The task window pop up sound sounds like PS5 notifications and it has been giving me a brain poison tick every time I'm not paying attention to the video
17:18 why is this scene so funny?
49:36 was pretty good, vinny should start a music career
1:00:51 as a British Person we call it "refueling" because "Pumping Gas" literally just means "Farting"
1:02:00 this segment is amazing
I hope this is not sarcasm im failing to pick up on but Vinny is part of a band, its called Red Vox
"Hey, do you want a turd?" _- Vincent Pizzapasta, 2021_
gas station sim and barn finders share a publisher, and you can buy both games together as a bundle
please vinny never let go of that turd please, it's so girthy i love it
Wasn't expecting Vinny to play New Vegas mods.
1:01 Anyone else notice the car spawning in on the far right?
Finally, a game of which quality Cyberpunk 2077 can aspire to be.
I love when Bincentyot gets addicted to these games
Please continue this, Vin :D