Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele

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  • Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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  • @karthiksridhar4618
    @karthiksridhar4618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3439

    Jesus playing some front-hand back-hand.

    • @Aegon1
      @Aegon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PrinziComedy_ stop

    • @tgmwonka8285
      @tgmwonka8285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @najeyrifai293
      @najeyrifai293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      A man of culture, I see.

    • @chopperman4788
      @chopperman4788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣

    • @johnnyboi68
      @johnnyboi68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and he's winning

  • @filippxx
    @filippxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6004

    Losing your girls to leprosy: pimp struggles in 30 AD.

    • @Urbansaucee
      @Urbansaucee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Wait this is after Christ and before death so wouldn’t it be like 30 BD?

    • @nathanaronsohn8665
      @nathanaronsohn8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Urbansaucee AD means anno domini- the year of our lord in latin

    • @doctordeath2551
      @doctordeath2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I thought AD was after death and BC was before Christ

    • @KalCraig
      @KalCraig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@doctordeath2551 That would mean Jesus was 0 years old.

    • @johngallagher9151
      @johngallagher9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm pretty sure Jesus was alive in BC times and died during 1AD... correct me if I am wrong

  • @blairassani7595
    @blairassani7595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Jesus: “you belong to the streets no more”

    • @brianchivatsi1771
      @brianchivatsi1771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      perhaps the caravan no more

    • @deleater
      @deleater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "....cause your belong is mine" lmao

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deleater
      Da Vinci Code?

    • @katsu_papi
      @katsu_papi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nikkalations 4:11

    • @freekvonk8586
      @freekvonk8586 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then suddenly she's not yo ho, no mo.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    The costume design on this show is so good. The ancient pimp costume lmao

    • @oluwagbemisolaoni6
      @oluwagbemisolaoni6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's so accurate 😂😭

    • @MimiHawk
      @MimiHawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thats the main thing I noticed lol

    • @ezziboo
      @ezziboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Gali-Leroy 😄

    • @kozyneburrell7820
      @kozyneburrell7820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But key kept say caravan with was so not in that time period but somehow still made it funny 😂

    • @JENDALL714
      @JENDALL714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would like that Last Supper painting with Gala-leroy for my kitchen.

  • @daddytachanka8076
    @daddytachanka8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15183

    Seeing an unknown Key and Peele sketch is one of the greatest Christmas presents there are.

    • @yeahitsabhinav
      @yeahitsabhinav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      True

    • @ssjay5870
      @ssjay5870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@BertMMA who said that?

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@BertMMA how would you know you met him?

    • @grandcru701
      @grandcru701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@BertMMA Everyone had brown skin back then.

    • @john-adriancoker2789
      @john-adriancoker2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@BertMMA Is anyone?
      Race is a social construct that has been weaved & fabricated into existence since it's misconception in lieu of ethnicity.
      An existence we continue to allow, assign & assume. Indeed, "Jesus ain't black" he's of Jewish ethnicity.

  • @wisdomstpaul8774
    @wisdomstpaul8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3630

    Jesus played front hand back hand before it was cool.

    • @khalilrahme5227
      @khalilrahme5227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      AJHAHAHAHAHAHHh

    • @Serenify10
      @Serenify10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How does this not have 1000+ likes 😂

    • @kadei7117
      @kadei7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was gangstw

    • @GamingbyOshae
      @GamingbyOshae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Loll I like how all their skits are relatable.

    • @artboy2177
      @artboy2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He scary

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I love how Mary’s voice goes from modest and humble to sassy street chick once Gali-Leroy shows up

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Code switching!

  • @VLE-Grimace
    @VLE-Grimace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    “I’m gonna stay here with Jeeeezuhs”

    • @Hpalhazred
      @Hpalhazred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I died LOL

    • @JacksonofGod
      @JacksonofGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      “nnNO!!” 😂

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah, GaliLeeroy! 😂

    • @mardrigmatias4857
      @mardrigmatias4857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hyghly_defyned_27
    @Hyghly_defyned_27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    Mary: "oh, you're gonna love this"
    Galileroy: "shut up"

    • @damolaalabi8211
      @damolaalabi8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought that was hilarious 😆 😂

    • @gwendolynsibanda7987
      @gwendolynsibanda7987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "u washing this niggas feet "
      "maybe " I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @laikac9137
      @laikac9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "set it up"

    • @Luna-kb3sr
      @Luna-kb3sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Set it up”

    • @sibusisofaya7874
      @sibusisofaya7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @elsiewilson1689
    @elsiewilson1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3873

    Time of death: the moment I heard the name “Galileroy”

    • @basidan4488
      @basidan4488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao

    • @Soraizel
      @Soraizel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Can't stop laughing 😂😂

    • @Darktitanium159
      @Darktitanium159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      leroy heimer

    • @socrates39
      @socrates39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🤣

    • @caleb484
      @caleb484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I SWEAR

  • @Tezorus
    @Tezorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    "I've been busy with non carpentry work"
    Damn, Jesus and I finaly have something in common.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explain...I dont get what you mean

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@94oddy procrastinating I guess?

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@knighthunter1791 That would make sense, I also was wondering if he was a carpenter that does non-carpentry related stuff too (that may or may not include being a pimp lol)

    • @Tezorus
      @Tezorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@94oddy The joke is that between everything jesus have done and sayed and all his historical and cultural influences, what brings us closer him and I is the fact I too am sometimes doing non carpentry work , pimping not included.

    • @Mojo_3.14
      @Mojo_3.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@94oddy Well, it's kind of like me, a professional chef who never wants to cook at home. LOL

  • @KBGWorld29
    @KBGWorld29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    “GALILEROY”
    After I heard that, my life changed. Thank you for this 😂

    • @laken1804
      @laken1804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seriously!

    • @chazm3
      @chazm3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn’t even hear it I thought she just called him Leroy

    • @morii3027
      @morii3027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahaha

    • @realgenjutsu8181
      @realgenjutsu8181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😅

    • @fenfen07
      @fenfen07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao gonna named my Son Galileroy

  • @abrahamlincolninathong416
    @abrahamlincolninathong416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5979

    “I’ve been busy with non-carpentry work”😂😂😂

    • @jvvayne555
      @jvvayne555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Got me too😂😂

    • @focusedallday5620
      @focusedallday5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The face that he put was priceless lol

    • @아이좋아요
      @아이좋아요 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Could you explain why this phrase is funny? Im foreigner . So it's hard to understand it

    • @EliasWolf77
      @EliasWolf77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@아이좋아요 it's the way he said it and the fact that it's a good excuse

    • @omgitsabean15
      @omgitsabean15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@아이좋아요 because hes been out preaching since meeting John the Baptist

  • @phantoblade
    @phantoblade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3217

    "I'm a carpenter"
    "then why is your house look like shit
    "I've been busy with non-carpentry work"

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Reminds me of Pine Barrens episode from The Sopranos.

    • @myjoy4u2
      @myjoy4u2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pointpoint10
      @pointpoint10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember when they said that! It was a funny joke.

    • @GrizzlyClawss
      @GrizzlyClawss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, saying exactly what they say in the video. Hilarious and a worthy comment of 400+ likes.

    • @danno0b
      @danno0b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Said every carpenter

  • @jarroldcanezal7082
    @jarroldcanezal7082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    everyones gangsta until someone hear the name "GaliLeroy" 😂

    • @nola3572
      @nola3572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That joke got me 😭

    • @shiranp6
      @shiranp6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I will name my next dnd character galileroy

    • @ignaciojohnjoy
      @ignaciojohnjoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's the missing 13th disciple

    • @mannieb4412
      @mannieb4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @aljondavee
      @aljondavee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Talaga vah!!!!!!

  • @johnnycabrera2714
    @johnnycabrera2714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    As a pastor, I'm racking my brain to find a reason to use this as a sermon illustration. Absolute gold.

    • @Karzath
      @Karzath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gross pastor

    • @johnnycabrera2714
      @johnnycabrera2714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Karzath If by "gross" you mean "hilarious," then yes. I'm the grossest.

    • @Karzath
      @Karzath 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnycabrera2714 I think you're the type of pastor that has fun with little kids

    • @Iono123
      @Iono123 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Karzath 0 to 100

    • @MrBanana2000
      @MrBanana2000 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shows you how much Christianity has fallen.

  • @lifeofanoreo9864
    @lifeofanoreo9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6294

    The fact that 'Jesus' had to defend his carpentry skills.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I still like that old carpenters tale. His last home to build, so after so many years he was in a rush to retire and be a slacker. It ended up being his retirement gift and he had to suffer his own shitty works.

    • @reggiebrownjr9105
      @reggiebrownjr9105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 That's funny/interesting 😄

    • @brianlexl1215
      @brianlexl1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He wasn’t an actual carpenter but more in a metaphorical way that he’s build spiritual things and spread them thru the Jewish kingdom for his people to use but that’s just the title they gave him. But yea, it was pretty funny lmfao

    • @jude_foster280
      @jude_foster280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@brianlexl1215 assuming a lot of things there ...

    • @GQFJB
      @GQFJB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@brianlexl1215 his foster father, St Joseph was a Carpenter, Christ would have practiced carpentry during his private life, until he was 30.

  • @JunkPhuJP
    @JunkPhuJP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    “...would you like to stay for dinner?”
    “Whacha’ll havin’”
    Proof that food will lead to ever lasting peace.

    • @vinikampferherzbarros27
      @vinikampferherzbarros27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agree with you.

    • @icarus6492
      @icarus6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It's actually true. You can put people of all races, religion, sexual orientation, or political parties on one table. If there's food to eat, they will all get along. Coz no matter the difference, we all have the same basic love for food.
      Also, notice how I did not mention vegans.

    • @lcglazer
      @lcglazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That last scene wrapped up this sketch perfectly. Jesus eating with not only pharisees, sinners and prostitutes,...but also pimps!

    • @sasmalprasanjit2764
      @sasmalprasanjit2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@icarus6492 You can Put Vegan, Or Vegetarian Foods too. All will come in For table

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So long as food is plenty, peace can follow.

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    I feel like Jesus could use an anger translator, one who is preferably a Lutheran.

    • @gingermoore7247
      @gingermoore7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao

    • @darthrevan2410
      @darthrevan2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Stooooop😂

    • @Funkyk2
      @Funkyk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Noice.

    • @goed1adit
      @goed1adit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Jesus Angr Translator." Somebody should make that sketch by using Martin Luther curse collection.

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get this man an upvote here!

  • @kevinastorino9799
    @kevinastorino9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I mean this is so well done. As someone who is a Christian it perfectly depicts Jesus. They just make him interact with a pimp which is fucking hilarious

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to mention the fact that he isn’t depicted as being a white guy. Jesus wasn’t white, he was a Hebrew in the Middle East there’s no possible way he was white

    • @kevinastorino9799
      @kevinastorino9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theAverageJoe25 didn’t say he was

    • @atanasvasilev3228
      @atanasvasilev3228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The idea of ancient pimp who sells people's bodie, striking Christ isn't very faith friendly. 😅

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He does a great Jesus

  • @matd7351
    @matd7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    This video being droped on Christmas eve is more tactical than a tactical nuke in COD MW2

    • @matd7351
      @matd7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ahh yes, so many likes, finally the 4000+ hours in call of duty paid off

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A tactical nuke in COD isnt all that tactical

    • @alexvazquez2871
      @alexvazquez2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @LordKira002
      @LordKira002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nockiethompson1033 "let the spirit of forgiveness be with ya brother" lmao yeah u gonna get mocked like no tomorrow we love our religion that's why peeps dun mock our religion so readily unlike you

    • @thomaschackomary
      @thomaschackomary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LordKira002 how did love come into the picture?
      It’s anything but love. Violence, threat of violence, murder, protests, arson are some of the reasons why Islam is not ridiculed as Christianity, because we don’t think a God has to defended by some puny humans.
      We leave it to God Himself to decide the fate of someone ridiculing Him. Who are we to judge/stop someone from doing so.

  • @brekinl8418
    @brekinl8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    I died when I found out his name is gallileroy

    • @AbhishekVankit
      @AbhishekVankit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      is there a meaning to that name?
      (I am not Christian, so I have no idea)

    • @neth8446
      @neth8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@AbhishekVankit leroy is the pimp name and gallileo were the names back then. they just put it together to make gallileroy lol

    • @megshan09
      @megshan09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Galilee is also a place and sea where Jesus visited

    • @alanhyt79
      @alanhyt79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP, man

    • @TheFikri136
      @TheFikri136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hey! Never make fun of a person's name. Your mama gave you that name, or you made it up for business purposes.

  • @callummoodley6311
    @callummoodley6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    "Oh no Jesus , I think it's my pimp" the greatest line ever written

    • @FrankHarrison12
      @FrankHarrison12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right up there with "Jesus has got a rocking swimmers bod" a la Hamlet 2

    • @Xyz123Etc..
      @Xyz123Etc.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And South Parks Christian rock episode.. also hysterical.. turning loves songs into songs about Jesus 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno man, "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" kinda trumps it imo.

  • @itakedamage
    @itakedamage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The "Jesus said we don't neeeeeed things' line had me rolling 🤣

  • @emperoraslan8270
    @emperoraslan8270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    "Hell yeah!!! it's all about money Brother"
    Biblical Pimp

  • @krishnanm86
    @krishnanm86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3528

    Jesus, the original winner of front hand back hand.
    Update: Thanks guys for all the likes. Been a crazy year for us all. Glad to bring even a moment of laugh to some of you and thanks to all of you for bringing this moment of small joy for me.

    • @sdingray
      @sdingray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      NOW GIMME SOME OF THAT BACK HAND

    • @songswithcam669
      @songswithcam669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      haaaaaaa!!

    • @Remiddi
      @Remiddi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He turned the other cheek

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Left cheek right cheek

    • @OlivioSarikas
      @OlivioSarikas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      man, you beat me to that line 😋

  • @BILL_BO_jangles
    @BILL_BO_jangles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3165

    Pimp: "Carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit!"
    Jesus: "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."

    • @chantallavalos5918
      @chantallavalos5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      When my family asks why I haven't finished all those projects I started when the pandemic began 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pebble1346
      @pebble1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thank you for being the most useless subtitles

    • @thegoose1005
      @thegoose1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice profile pic, little surprise for TH-cam dark mode users.

    • @HalleckArts
      @HalleckArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my favorite line

    • @Mark-yb1sp
      @Mark-yb1sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And why do you think this is funny?

  • @mattalibozek7258
    @mattalibozek7258 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “No I’m not going with you Galileeroy, I’m gonna stay here with Jeeesus”
    Whoever came up with the name Galileeroy is a genius 😂

    • @renzo7503
      @renzo7503 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Galileeroy is definitely up there with Gun Rack. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ishak7anamal
    @ishak7anamal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "I'm gonna stay here with Jeeessusss! " 😂

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She's great, isn't she!

    • @dimitrimachado5330
      @dimitrimachado5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@marybarry2230 dude i fucking loved this interpretation of Mary

    • @gwendolynsibanda7987
      @gwendolynsibanda7987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died twice !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @princesslisondra6121
      @princesslisondra6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wahahahaa i can hear her

    • @KhalilAttiba
      @KhalilAttiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died too!!!🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @fullduck97
    @fullduck97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    This skit is the perfect satire of christianity while not offending it at the same time

    • @jjjlove2260
      @jjjlove2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      It didn't seem like Christian satire though. It was more like a reference to a biblical story with a new comical character.

    • @josephassiryani9174
      @josephassiryani9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      It def doesn’t offend me as a Christian, this is funny asf

    • @adamlaspata7001
      @adamlaspata7001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Sure, there are moments in this skit that conservative Christians might get offended by but the accepting, loving, and forgiving way Peele portrays Jesus is totally keeping with the Bible. I keep coming back to this skit as much for Key's hilarious pimp "Galileroy" as Peele's portrayal of my Savior.

    • @Rawrpuppeh
      @Rawrpuppeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Won't someone think of the poor Christians?

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Im purdy sure it was a little offense.

  • @habenbelai7420
    @habenbelai7420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    "why don't you pass your ass through the needle" I'm dying

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lmfaooo

    • @ZKanzi
      @ZKanzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @sergioibarra3421
      @sergioibarra3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That shit had me rolling😂
      The “man fuck you” got me

    • @shubhtripathi164
      @shubhtripathi164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sergioibarra3421 same😂😂😂

    • @muhammadusama6173
      @muhammadusama6173 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That line was brilliant. One of the best dialogues in their sketches.

  • @NormanTiner
    @NormanTiner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I love how she says "No!" Like a petulant child and hides behind Jesus. What an awesome sketch.

  • @cardamoncommon
    @cardamoncommon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    They rehashed poor Andre 3000’s wig and costume for this sketch.

    • @CC-si3cr
      @CC-si3cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      wig must've smelled like birdseed.

    • @feitopuns
      @feitopuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hey ya

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CC-si3cr and a mint mocha with green food coloring in a v a s e

    • @aleshashelley3018
      @aleshashelley3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ion think that was a wig😭

    • @CC-si3cr
      @CC-si3cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@solarcowgirl hilarious!

  • @1koolkat76
    @1koolkat76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    I lost it when he was part of the the “Last Supper” painting. 😂

    • @nctravels5906
      @nctravels5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too..

    • @tondemoyo2715
      @tondemoyo2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was the funniest part damn

    • @baghdadwarrior039
      @baghdadwarrior039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s shit’s funny as hell! Lol!

    • @ladawn78
      @ladawn78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I died

    • @rohan1002
      @rohan1002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They even changed jesus face to incoporate Peele XD

  • @braydenmeng654
    @braydenmeng654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "You washing his feet??"
    "...maybe"

  • @robertgaithuru4200
    @robertgaithuru4200 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Mary Magdalene's acting and facial expressions are GOLD! lol🤣🤣🤣

    • @renzo7503
      @renzo7503 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She killed it! 🤣🤣

  • @ridgerawl2164
    @ridgerawl2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    "Carpenter? Psh. Then why does yo house look like shit?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raeldickerson8381
    @raeldickerson8381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “Galeliroy” truly there is hope for humanity

  • @NoName-mm6gh
    @NoName-mm6gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    "It's all about money brothaa!"
    Legend says Galileroy reincarnated into a mega church pastor pimping out his own congregation.

    • @AutoVive
      @AutoVive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Creflo, definitely Creflo

    • @NoName-mm6gh
      @NoName-mm6gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Melvin Melvin yeap, got plenty of them out here😂😂😂

    • @daradams6843
      @daradams6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You win the internets, LiLAA

    • @NoName-mm6gh
      @NoName-mm6gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daradams6843 thanks dar☺️

    • @willwalker1576
      @willwalker1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joel Osteen?

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way he says "That ain't gangsta." makes me ascend to another realm.

  • @tanvirul8464
    @tanvirul8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    When I have a kid I'm gonna name him Galaleeroy
    Edit:I now realise why it was wrong to write "get" a kid rather than "have" as it makes me seem like a pedo but don't worry I won't *ever* say that again and I mean *ever* cos I don't want people making wrong impressions of me 😐

    • @TimStrobel
      @TimStrobel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "get" a kid?

    • @suave605
      @suave605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn your kid gonna get bullied asf lol

    • @The1stReaper
      @The1stReaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Get” excuse me?

    • @Dev0ps572
      @Dev0ps572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hello FBI, this is the man you're looking for.

    • @Pragma020
      @Pragma020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TimStrobel Sometimes you don't have them. They just happen.
      ~ My father, before he went out for cigs and milk.

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    0:50 “I’mma stay here with Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.”

    • @Regimeshifts
      @Regimeshifts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Jizzzzzzus

    • @ieBrazil
      @ieBrazil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Loved this delivery. This actress does it so well, right?

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Peele making a smug jeezus face

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ieBrazil Amen brother

  • @JohnDoe-it7dl
    @JohnDoe-it7dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “jesus says we don’t needddd things” 😭😭😭

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m impressed Key and Peele managed to make a sketch about Jesus meeting a stereotypical pimp without being sacrilegious

  • @Cydoniaaa
    @Cydoniaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Jesus is still waiting for his turn in front hand back hand

  • @anthonyx9481
    @anthonyx9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    When you really wanna laugh, but your scared of that lightning bolt 🙄

    • @gingermoore7247
      @gingermoore7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol!!!!

    • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
      @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Literally never happens, otherwise there'd be no other religions or atheists.

    • @admin33-6thstreet3
      @admin33-6thstreet3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣 🤣 I hear you

    • @zakiyacarter3714
      @zakiyacarter3714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God is not Zeus. Should more look out for a swarm of locusts 😂

    • @doctordeath2551
      @doctordeath2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zakiyacarter3714 I think you mean from drowning and locusts

  • @tigolbitties8008
    @tigolbitties8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    The original front hand back hand.

  • @aadamy
    @aadamy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is an adorable skit. I love Mary Magdalene!

  • @Kuldeepindelhi
    @Kuldeepindelhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    An unseen Key and Peele sketch? Christmas miracles do happen!

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe its only unseen to you ever thought of that? Go to their website if you wanna see all their skits

    • @Kuldeepindelhi
      @Kuldeepindelhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@94oddy Did you stop and think that I may have written the comment from my perspective? It is unseen to me. Did I claim that my comment represents the entirety of collective human experience? So, please, spare me your free advice.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kuldeepindelhi Which is why I followed it up with where you can watch the rest, but in the end im 99% certain you only commented that cause you saw other comments doing the same on other videos and got a bunch of likes cause im sure a lot of people didnt see this video but they didnt feel the need to do what you and so many others did

    • @haavensiye250
      @haavensiye250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@94oddy bro if u feel such a way, just ignore it

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haavensiye250 No cause then it will continue, whats wrong with wanting more original comments, its annoying seeing the same comments over and over

  • @reversetyronemagnus1715
    @reversetyronemagnus1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2609

    Why do I feel like Jesus himself would laugh at this sketch 😂

    • @Noah-wx7fm
      @Noah-wx7fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Christain here. Can confirm😇👍

    • @reversetyronemagnus1715
      @reversetyronemagnus1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Noah-wx7fm As am I :)

    • @jjjlove2260
      @jjjlove2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Noah-wx7fm wait a minute. Confirm? Do you know Jesus's humor?😄

    • @Noah-wx7fm
      @Noah-wx7fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@jjjlove2260 haha, can't claim that. I just know that He doesn't judge and hate as much as a lot of people in the modern day church do, and Key and Peele are so funny that it's hard to imagine Him not cracking a smile at this🤣🤣🤣

    • @judah9906
      @judah9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Noah-wx7fm "He doesn't judge" JESUS is the JUDGE, he will be back to JUDGE the world, maybe if you picked up a Bible you would know he JUDGES. HE'S not the sweet liberal fantasy your delusional mind wants him to be, wake up.

  • @bboykiddblack
    @bboykiddblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Nobody:
    Keye and peele pitching this sketch: And then he gon pimp slap Jesus! 😂😂

    • @seancordy9433
      @seancordy9433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus was the first winner of front hand, backhand

    • @RCutOffakavEM
      @RCutOffakavEM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seancordy9433 ahhaah! Sure

    • @Gunz4President
      @Gunz4President 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

  • @USDAselect
    @USDAselect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Hell yeah, it's all about money brother* . 😂. This and Mary Magdalene's acting was top notch.

  • @blacknwhite6186
    @blacknwhite6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Her "NO" is identical to Megan's.

    • @samueldenney8789
      @samueldenney8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Actually she an ancestor of Meegan

    • @Amsudgdhdubdi
      @Amsudgdhdubdi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear man I thought that too!

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@samueldenney8789 lmao and that "no" has survived 2 millenia 😂😂😂

  • @blacktoothlongwalker1037
    @blacktoothlongwalker1037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    "Jesus says we don't need things."
    Let's celebrate Jesus this Christmas by buying each other more things!

    • @HummusPvm
      @HummusPvm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thats the point. You give stuff AWAY :,)

    • @azophi
      @azophi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lol yeah I mean the commercialization of Christmas is a thing

    • @trentfrederick6574
      @trentfrederick6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jesus and buying presents have nothing to do with each other

    • @unknowjlm
      @unknowjlm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Christmas of today != Christ teachings about giving.

    • @JeremiahJones-jm2yg
      @JeremiahJones-jm2yg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unknowjlm shut up

  • @MrSoze-vx2vm
    @MrSoze-vx2vm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I would hang that picture in my dining room and try to see if my grandmother can tell whats different

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I want it too

    • @OzzyGT
      @OzzyGT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She’d prolly be happy you finally have an interest in religion lol

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mine couldn't. Believed in god all her life, never read the book

    • @MrSoze-vx2vm
      @MrSoze-vx2vm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Brandelwyn for shame

    • @andretyr3733
      @andretyr3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSoze-vx2vm why shame

  • @artoljr809
    @artoljr809 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I have a saying"
    "Ohh"
    "It goes like this"
    "you gon love this"
    LMAO

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I love how Jesus actually seemed to take offense to him criticizing his home and actually made an excuse! Lol you’d think he wouldn’t even care, but hey... everyone has that touchy subject. Don’t knock a mans craftsmanship!

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean we can’t forget that while he may have been the son of God but he was still human, and we humans do take offense occasionally

    • @adzukibean2190
      @adzukibean2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jesus had a few pet peeves like that. He also doesn’t like the IRS, because when he found them at the temple he threw a tantrum, flipped over thier tables like he lost a game of monopoly or something, and chased them out. Jesus is a true hero.

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adzukibean2190 The money changers weren't tax collectors, they were private businessmen, doing business.

    • @zikkywomak8736
      @zikkywomak8736 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adzukibean2190 🤣

    • @LeukipposOfAbdera
      @LeukipposOfAbdera ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adzukibean2190 'And Jesus said to them, “Whose likeness and inscription is this?” They said, “Caesar's.” Then he said to them, “Therefore render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's.” When they heard it, they marveled. And they left him and went away.'

  • @alexielaxel1451
    @alexielaxel1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "i slapped you and you want me to hit you on the other cheek?" thats the most jesus thing you'll see

    • @jishnuraj9866
      @jishnuraj9866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gandhi did that

    • @iamphayvoured
      @iamphayvoured 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jishnuraj9866 Jesus came before Ghandi

    • @shubhamdabre3290
      @shubhamdabre3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think the Jesus as displayed in the Bible actually existed😂

    • @iamphayvoured
      @iamphayvoured 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shubhamdabre3290 There are so many proofs of his existence 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @shubhamdabre3290
      @shubhamdabre3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamphayvoured bruh

  • @matthewserrano4048
    @matthewserrano4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    I love how this is so funny but still gives dignity to Jesus

    • @CC-si3cr
      @CC-si3cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, a skit laced with profanity (including f bombs) generally tends to give dignity to Jesus. Nice catch!

    • @fiedelmina
      @fiedelmina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@CC-si3cr Jesus didn't care about Mary Magdalene being a whore, are you sure he would've cared about someone speaking in a vulgar way ? (an f-bomb is not the same thing as taking the lord's name in vain). Real piety and belief are nothing to do with just behaving the way mainstream society tells you to. In fact, Jesus of Nazareth did the opposite.

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Alpha Omega What's funny is people who can't respect other belief systems.

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Alpha Omega Everyone is ignorant one way or the other. People who believe they are not ignorant are perhaps the most ignorant. Our kindness for others often stems from the understanding that we are all in the same boat, trying to live in a bafflingly huge world, with nothing but our meagre mental capacities.

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Alpha Omega I just don't understand how we can be so sure that there is no 'god'...is there even anyway to disprove the existence of some higher being who might be simply running a simulation of this universe and 'watching' it?

  • @allashuwa_
    @allashuwa_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:29 lmfao, that "turn the other cheek reference" is genius.

  • @tbirum
    @tbirum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    GalaLeroy obviously has never played "Front Hand Back Hand"

    • @Vman_95
      @Vman_95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @EtaiShuster
    @EtaiShuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Just when you're sure you've seen all Key & Peele skits, this happens

    • @aashiv93
      @aashiv93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus, is that you?

    • @EtaiShuster
      @EtaiShuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@aashiv93 No no, you've got the wrong guy. *continues to sip on water/wine*

    • @josephmichaels3655
      @josephmichaels3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This skit is like 8 years old. It's not new

    • @EtaiShuster
      @EtaiShuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephmichaels3655 Never said it's new, just that I haven't seen it 👌

    • @adzukibean2190
      @adzukibean2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude! You look like Jesus! I don’t think you are, but if you happen to be him, tell me… when will the dang rapture happen?! I want to see a play in my area, but I need to know the schedule first

  • @petify_official
    @petify_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "hell yeah.. it's all about money brother..." that high key had me dead 😂😂

    • @thewab1974
      @thewab1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The word "brotha" almost squeaks comin' out of his mouth. lol

    • @jaxnebcharfski2863
      @jaxnebcharfski2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha I lost it when he squeeked. Hilarious

  • @VegasViking420
    @VegasViking420 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love that Jesus does come out on top of this conversation and key and peele know better than to blaspheme. Easily my favorite sketch of theirs.

  • @frost3569
    @frost3569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Fun Fact : Galileroy is the ancestor of the substitute teacher Mr.Garvey
    Edit : Wow, so many likes,thanks guys....here have a cookie🍪

  • @Gregarman
    @Gregarman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    "Jesus and the 12 Apostles...plus Galileroy"

    • @orionisalnitak
      @orionisalnitak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Galileroy and the 13 apostles

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was not expecting that.

    • @AutoVive
      @AutoVive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real betrayer lol

  • @captainwaa7274
    @captainwaa7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Galileroy" is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @captainwaa7274
      @captainwaa7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Eww Eww Galilee is a place often referenced in the Bible and Leroy is a common name for black people. They combined them

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainwaa7274 Galileo was also a famous astronomer

    • @captainwaa7274
      @captainwaa7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KartikeyaDutta yes, but I don't think that's what they were referencing. He wasn't alive at this time period

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captainwaa7274 I know bruh, I was just pointing out what came to my mind when Mary said Galileroy.

    • @captainwaa7274
      @captainwaa7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KartikeyaDutta I see

  • @helaasgard273
    @helaasgard273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:22 "I got a saying, too. Pass your a** through ..." LMHO

    • @nicholaspark4165
      @nicholaspark4165 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Man fuck you man!"
      I just love how he resorts to personal insults when he knew he lost the argument badly 🤣

  • @yurakennardokusnar5792
    @yurakennardokusnar5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Me: What kinda name is Galileroy?
    Mr T: Never make fun of person's name! Yo mama gave you that name! Or you made it up for business purposes!

    • @JM-sm8ir
      @JM-sm8ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaooooo!! I'm howling with laughter over here!!

    • @patriciabentley850
      @patriciabentley850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Galilerory? Pre-zent

    • @RversePegasister
      @RversePegasister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IF YALL SAY ONE MORE SILLYASS GODDAMN NAME!!!!

    • @fhitzcostales4838
      @fhitzcostales4838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JM-sm8ir so you a laughing wolf?

    • @JM-sm8ir
      @JM-sm8ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fhitzcostales4838 lol yeah I guess

  • @tysofly25
    @tysofly25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    If I have a son his middle name will be GaliLeroy and I will call upon that name whenever he gets into trouble or needs to do his chores💯😂😂😂

    • @JackF99
      @JackF99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And emphasize the last syllable: GalileROY!!

    • @geraldminer9947
      @geraldminer9947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭

    • @supacamoo
      @supacamoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This deserves far more likes!! 😭😭

    • @ShadowValleys
      @ShadowValleys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget to name him Galileroy :)

    • @JunkPhuJP
      @JunkPhuJP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      James GaliLeroy Jenkins!!! You were supposed to be home by 10:00! And whose that girl you hanging out with at 12:00 in the morning?

  • @robertg3210
    @robertg3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    It’s already Christmas in Dubai...merry Christmas everyone

    • @thediazman4482
      @thediazman4482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah cause it's 00:08

    • @TriptoCo
      @TriptoCo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same to you muh friend.

    • @tonys9796
      @tonys9796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanna visit Dubai!!!! Shout out to you✌

    • @merwinpique
      @merwinpique 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Merry Christmas bro.

    • @camez2345
      @camez2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ⛄🌲🎅😘

  • @knightslayer8759
    @knightslayer8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Key and Peele is great, but Whoever Acted as Mary is Amazing! So hilarious! That "nnnnNO!" And "I'm gonna stay here with JeeeeeeZUS!" Is Pure Comedy! She's like a Kid lol

    • @barrycaldwell
      @barrycaldwell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Her name is Michaela Watkins

  • @skyerocket77
    @skyerocket77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “Oh no Jesus , I think it’s my Pimp” that had me wheezing 🤣

  • @kayelles.6390
    @kayelles.6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I'm convinced Magdalene was Megan's ancestor the way she said "no!"

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Given the whole Gnostic Gospels and Da Vinci Code thing, that might mean she's pretty important.

    • @katsu_papi
      @katsu_papi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      according to Da Vinci code...
      well, that's blasphemous.

    • @oliver_twistor
      @oliver_twistor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I caught that too. It's an all too specific way of pronouncing "no" to be a coincidence.

  • @ghfhftguytyty5099
    @ghfhftguytyty5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Teacher Key would have called him Jay-zus.

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jayzoos

    • @JM-vj7we
      @JM-vj7we 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 🤣😂

    • @jeromecallwin
      @jeromecallwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol man!

    • @Uliburgh22
      @Uliburgh22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmmjjmmjjmmj Belive it or not that’s how it’s pronounced in Portuguese

    • @badrquest
      @badrquest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey zeus

  • @randywa
    @randywa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Oh no Jesus, I think it’s my pimp; I think he found me!”- is the best line in the history of lines, maybe ever. Also. Galaleeroy.

  • @kingofthebeast4024
    @kingofthebeast4024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    When a comedian has a more accurate depiction of Jesus than most movies 👀

    • @MAUMAXXX
      @MAUMAXXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...If he was real...

    • @kingofthebeast4024
      @kingofthebeast4024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@MAUMAXXX Jesus was real historical figure, weather you like it or not. But if you believe in miracles and resurrection, that’s completely different. You seem to be one of those people who believe everything in every religious text is fictional.

    • @oton5373
      @oton5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MAUMAXXX Almost all archeologists and Historians agree that Jesus did exist. Many non christian historians from Jesus' time wrote about his death. What is not confirmed is wether his acts were real or he disappeared from the tomb

    • @jorgepalomo6417
      @jorgepalomo6417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, all the middle east were full of afroamericans....

    • @AzBboy
      @AzBboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even remotely, Jesus hair wouldnt have been long being that scripture plainly states it is disgraceful for man to wear his hair long. Also Revelation states that His hair and head were white like snow, this depicts Him literally the exact opposite. But nice try.

  • @GT-fi4sk
    @GT-fi4sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Just because he was a carpenter doesn't mean he was a good one.

    • @jeffreygranger6913
      @jeffreygranger6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, He's a good one. He is preparing a place for His own as we speak and it's gonna be out of this world 🌎.

    • @mahna_mahna
      @mahna_mahna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Being the son of a carpenter myself, I can tell you it's really common that they have a lot of unfinished stuff going on. Because they know they can do it themselves, so they just don't hire someone and get it done. But then they're always busy so they don't get around to finishing their own stuff. My brother (who is skilled in a lot of home improvement) is the same way.

  • @hamzaahmed1280
    @hamzaahmed1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    “ *And two blind chicks, actually, they get requested a lot, don’t ask me how that works* “

    • @irfanwafiy2850
      @irfanwafiy2850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Ahmed-157 chill man hes just highlighting their words

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ahmed-157 Note the highlighting my man you trippin

    • @parisknyght1212
      @parisknyght1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh.. I know how that works.

    • @jar768jake
      @jar768jake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Ahmed-157 Seriously man you have a long road ahead of you if your gonna be spending your time criticizing others for quoting lines from a comedic video. Is this YOUR first time on TH-cam? That’s literally 90% of comments on these kinds of videos my man. All Hamza did was quote one of their favorite lines from the sketch, in hopes that they’d find people on here who had similar reactions, and share a small bonding experience with humanity. Instead, sometimes we have to deal with a-holes like you who probably get some jolly out of belittling people like we see right here, trying to make yourself feel significant, instead of just sharing in an experience we all just came here to enjoy as a collective. Good day sir.

    • @xsytrance
      @xsytrance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jar768jake props to you for sticking up for someone 👏👏👏👏

  • @rampelloelementarymusicmak47
    @rampelloelementarymusicmak47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time she says Jeeeezzzzzuuuuuuussss, I die.

  • @samanthaboson8937
    @samanthaboson8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    are we gonna acknowledge the fact that even Galileroy mustache is 'permt up'

  • @Talen1976
    @Talen1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Why does every K & P skit seem to be funnier than the last?

  • @syumassh
    @syumassh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Lol “turning the other cheek” was where I lost it 😂

    • @tfitz36
      @tfitz36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first game of fronthand backhand

  • @sedlyholmes3722
    @sedlyholmes3722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "im staying here with JEEZUSS"

  • @MiyansMindset
    @MiyansMindset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Merry Christmas Eve Everyone 🤟🏾

    • @noodledoodley264
      @noodledoodley264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Merry Christmas Eve to you to buddy!👍🏼😉

    • @MiyansMindset
      @MiyansMindset 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noodledoodley264 Thank You ❤️

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y'all too!

    • @TopFrogger3
      @TopFrogger3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeh brother

    • @MiyansMindset
      @MiyansMindset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThinWhiteAxe ❤️

  • @CvntyRegirock
    @CvntyRegirock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Pretty sure Mary was doing her best Meegan impression. “NO”!

    • @paulacrichlow2095
      @paulacrichlow2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha... Yes...

    • @ieBrazil
      @ieBrazil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I just loved this actress delivery. "I'mma stay here with Jizzzus" lol

    • @dwdillydally
      @dwdillydally 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nyoooo!

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    1:14 when his gown got caught in his crack 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Puns7733
      @Puns7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup I found that very funny

    • @GenevieveThornton
      @GenevieveThornton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Puns7733 glad I’m not the only one lol

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cursed

  • @The.End.Begins24
    @The.End.Begins24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They way he looked around when jesus said hes a carpenter. 🤣🤣

  • @sidhart7016
    @sidhart7016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Mary Magdalene saying NO to pimp gave me Meegan vibes 😂😂😂😂

  • @trentfrederick6574
    @trentfrederick6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    As satirical as this is, the person of Jesus truly showed love to the people who showed him the least love

    • @jacobdantzler1350
      @jacobdantzler1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Facts!!!

    • @iiStxrii
      @iiStxrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ㅤㅤღنورღ ok?

    • @lance_wavy
      @lance_wavy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ㅤㅤღنورღ merry Christmas brotha ;)

    • @the300XM8
      @the300XM8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ㅤㅤღنورღ well jesus existed, at least human named jesus, was he a God is up to your beliefs, but still we can all learn from him and world will be a better place 💙

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except his family. He’s kind of a jerk to his fam though. Going off to preach w narry a word to him moms! Not cool. Call yo mamma man.

  • @shekarmenon4748
    @shekarmenon4748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Peele as jesus is the best Christmas gift I’ve ever gotten.

    • @PrinziComedy_
      @PrinziComedy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls see my series as well
      ....👍🙏
      THANKS FOR BEING KIND 💞🥦🍷🍾

    • @ovy3115
      @ovy3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha it came wrapped with a ribbon.

    • @shekarmenon4748
      @shekarmenon4748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

  • @thelombaxsystemtv7492
    @thelombaxsystemtv7492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Even when Jesus is being mocked... He's still awesome! 😁

  • @mrblrlghts9068
    @mrblrlghts9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:29 always gets me wheezing

    • @asimwebarbra6469
      @asimwebarbra6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Him stroking her hair??

    • @mrblrlghts9068
      @mrblrlghts9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@asimwebarbra6469 no wtf. i mean "MARY MAGDALENE! WHERE YOU AT BI-"

  • @fredfour0
    @fredfour0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    It has jokes and insults but the portrayal of Jesus isn't blasphemous.

    • @hotchowder
      @hotchowder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Its rare

    • @SmoothJK
      @SmoothJK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yea I was waiting for the moment...pleasantly surprised it never came

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It is actually skin color accurate...

    • @jacobdantzler1350
      @jacobdantzler1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anturanggatantra2137 very much so!!!

    • @LuckyFlesh
      @LuckyFlesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anturanggatantra2137 Jesus would've been more "olive-colored".

  • @SchoolofRockNRoll
    @SchoolofRockNRoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    The wavy stache is sending me

    • @ProdbyYvngAstro
      @ProdbyYvngAstro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i couldn’t stop looking at it 😂😂😂

    • @kaisha915
      @kaisha915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had his barber give him that crinkle cut mustache

  • @Ynot_Xowhat
    @Ynot_Xowhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Watching this more than I should. Every time it gets funnier 😂

  • @KartikeyaDutta
    @KartikeyaDutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    The woman who played Mary Magdalene had me in splits and she's cute too.

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Michaela Watkins. I remember her on SNL...they never really gave her a chance though. And yeah, almost 50 and she's still really attractive.

    • @JohnHiltzIV
      @JohnHiltzIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She crushed every second of this sketch. Such good facial expressions and line delivery.

  • @jeremiahwoschniak1342
    @jeremiahwoschniak1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The way she said "jiiizuuuuuus" got me 🤣🤣

  • @xayhovan6814
    @xayhovan6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Not even 2 minutes in and dislikes, people really sub to dislike 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @BeastOmar-tn4qc
      @BeastOmar-tn4qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The dislikes are probably from those Satan worshippers

    • @Fangoros
      @Fangoros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean a video about religion is always getting dislikes, even if it is just lighthearted comedy

    • @PrinziComedy_
      @PrinziComedy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls see my series as well
      .............👍🙏
      THANKS FOR BEING KIND 💞🥦🍾🍷

    • @MrHuman-dx4bc
      @MrHuman-dx4bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Either Christians who didn't like that they making comedy with Jesus or atheists who didn't like that religious content is here
      Or ppl from other religions who doesn't like Jesus
      Or those who didn't find it entertaining and funny

  • @federicomatteoverde8636
    @federicomatteoverde8636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was also the first game of "fronthand backhand"