Wackiest Conspiracy Theories | The Russell Howard Hour

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  • From The Russell Howard Hour, we take a look at some of the wackiest conspiracy theories from anti-vaxers to flat earthers!.
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  • @garyowens1284
    @garyowens1284 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    If the earth was flat, cats would just push everything off the edge

    • @bowmaj8666
      @bowmaj8666 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      The world is flat! Why do you think there are no dinosaurs anymore? They were all standing on one side of the flat earth, when a giant meteor struck the other side, and they all got catapulted into orbit!

    • @kimmywatts5459
      @kimmywatts5459 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂🤣😼🍻

    • @shadophaxx2401
      @shadophaxx2401 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@bowmaj8666 had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @garyowens1284
      @garyowens1284 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bowmaj8666a meteor you sure it wasn't your mother?

    • @martinputt6421
      @martinputt6421 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bowmaj8666 That one had me for a minute, good one.

  • @brianmeek5236
    @brianmeek5236 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    My niece has spent her whole life deaf as a result of a high fever with measles she had when 8 months old. This was 2 years before a vaccine was available. My older brothers best friend died of polio, I was only 6 years old and can still remember the panic of the parents in our neighborhood. RIP Billy Matchet

    • @mvasdias
      @mvasdias ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I’m with you! The little girl who would’ve been my aunt died from diphtheria when she was 7. When I was a kid I was in hospital for 2 weeks from the measles. By the 80’s it was for the most part gone. As was polio, diphtheria.

    • @danyellerobinson5940
      @danyellerobinson5940 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My family is at high-risk from both the diseases and the vaccines. (It's often the case in biochemistry. The same is true for me with Covid and the vaccine.)

    • @danyellerobinson5940
      @danyellerobinson5940 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mvasdias ... they weren't gone. Measles was pushed to older generations and was more likely to result in hospitalization. It is why the CDC started requiring vaccines for college entry in the 90s.

    • @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA
      @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danyellerobinson5940 ... IT'S NOT A VACCINE ...

    • @will823
      @will823 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rip

  • @kellydalstok8900
    @kellydalstok8900 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    It’s like George Carlin said: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

    • @benthomas2232
      @benthomas2232 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well now I’d say it’s more than half now.

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0:25 the older i get, the more i know this true - Especially since the internet!! i know it’s none usable word these days, but, sorry, these people are morons!!!! 😯😦😧🫨😮😲

  • @imogenveneear1935
    @imogenveneear1935 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I have been attacked by antivaxers who said I'd given my son autism by getting him jabbed. I explained he had shown signs of autism before he was vaccinated, because he had leukaemia as a baby his vaccinations were delayed until he had a bone marrow transplant and diagnosed in permanent remission! People are daft. The Internet is creating idiots who don't think for themselves and aren't educated or bright enough to do their own thinking. Love you for this Russell.

    • @TheTrickshot77
      @TheTrickshot77 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One year later: Excessive death, Record numbers of young people having heart problems.
      I don't remember anyone talking about "Autism". I hope your son is ok, I wish him luck.

    • @imogenveneear1935
      @imogenveneear1935 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheTrickshot77antivaxxers are claiming mmr causes autism this is based on a study a docter did of 28 subjects that he knew most of them had autism. His subject group was below the norm a minimum of 30 subjects are required for a good test group, he was actually struck off for his unethical behaviour but people are still claiming this as absolute truth. My son does fine thank you.

    • @tripogden880
      @tripogden880 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So sorry you’ve had to put up with rude morons.

    • @Rainielovealways
      @Rainielovealways 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@imogenveneear1935 Sadly there are people out there who can never be wrong even when it's obvious they are. My boyfriend has autism and there's no proof whatsoever that autism is linked to any form of vaccination. There's a lot of crazies out there it's sad to say.

  • @viewfromthehighchair9391
    @viewfromthehighchair9391 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Considering that Flat-Earthers call normal people "Globetards", can we start calling Flat-Earthers "Flatulence"?

    • @scottdixon2505
      @scottdixon2505 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I prefer to just call them stupid lol

    • @Rosyna
      @Rosyna ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Flerfers” is the term typically used.

    • @viewfromthehighchair9391
      @viewfromthehighchair9391 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Rosyna Interesting. I can officially say I learned something new today as I've never heard that word before. I am still hoping that "flatulence" catches on though. No, not that flatulence; only the word, not the deed. LOL

    • @viewfromthehighchair9391
      @viewfromthehighchair9391 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@scottdixon2505 I know one among my friends (extended, not personal) and I give her the gears every chance I get. She's a conspiracy nut.

    • @JL-kf8mw
      @JL-kf8mw ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is it that only the dumbest among us put “tard” at the end of words?

  • @stormyduude5153
    @stormyduude5153 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    This man does what most people can't, gets his point accross and is political while being funny, genuinely talented

    • @jamiecovfefe6323
      @jamiecovfefe6323 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      true sad he is wrong on most of what he said

    • @jamiecovfefe6323
      @jamiecovfefe6323 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rik Walsh mainstream brainwashed .

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes funny. But tossing the Builderberg Group and WEF and Blackroc/Vanguard + statistics, economics and math. In with "Flat eathers" Is a tactical move I have seen for awhile. It works. Until people starve freeze and "Own Nothing". And they will think WHY? Mostly they will blame the ones who have less power/money or oppotunity. Not the ones who stole...

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rik Walsh Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean ปีที่แล้ว +155

    As John Oliver put it "Conspiracy theories... Science fiction for people who don't realize they're reading science fiction"

    • @aycoded7840
      @aycoded7840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not most of the time though.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or sometimes they are just facts waiting to be admitted.

    • @joshbramley7242
      @joshbramley7242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pseudonayme7717 😂😂🤡🤡

    • @anastasiabeaverhausen1883
      @anastasiabeaverhausen1883 ปีที่แล้ว

      you do realise modern science is only now catching up with what advanced civilisations knew 600+ years ago?

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anastasiabeaverhausen1883 Considering people from 600 years ago weren't aware of the existence of valence electron shells, plate tectonics, or germ theory... I'd call that statement erroneous...

  • @darracqboy
    @darracqboy ปีที่แล้ว +551

    The problem with flat earthers is that you can’t prove them wrong. If you launch them to space, they will say that the windows and helmet visors are screens that make the earth look round.

    • @luisespinoza8391
      @luisespinoza8391 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      As long as they don't return. Send them off into deep space.

    • @wibbliams
      @wibbliams ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@luisespinoza8391 I enjoy that idea

    • @SchgurmTewehr
      @SchgurmTewehr ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Of course you can! But they will not accept that you proved them wrong.

    • @scottdixon2505
      @scottdixon2505 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I remember this dude went into a flat earth Facebook group during the pandemic and asked if the two metre social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet 😂

    • @rikallan5094
      @rikallan5094 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Once a person goes flat they never go back. I have a rule I don't debate flat earthers there's absolutely no point.

  • @sarahmajor1560
    @sarahmajor1560 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    As an autistic person, I'd rather be autistic, and have vaccines, so I don't die.

    • @PsychedOut..
      @PsychedOut.. ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Same. I actually find it a bit insulting that people would rather risk death than autism.

    • @ArceneStorms
      @ArceneStorms ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As an autistic person who has had all the vaccines available to her, including the annual flu jab and all the COVID vaccines that I can have, I know that it doesn't cause Autism, and I'd rather be autistic than an idiot. (I literally went "ayyee" when I heard that)

    • @CraigyDizzle
      @CraigyDizzle ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I love the fact that us autistic people are more likely to be involved in scientific sectors so if anything autism causes vaccines 🤣

    • @awtistiaeth4699
      @awtistiaeth4699 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CraigyDizzle Loads of us involved with social justice movements as well but apparently, we don't give a shit about others! Weird that as most of the Autistic peers that I know gave "protecting others" as the main reason for taking the Covid jabs.

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CraigyDizzle hahaha yes so true.

  • @janislaw6804
    @janislaw6804 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Love the way he can make us laugh over very serious topics. He's a breath of fresh air... Agree with his politics

  • @bobthefishmonger3139
    @bobthefishmonger3139 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The fact people believe the earth is flat is ridiculous

    • @gerardflynn3899
      @gerardflynn3899 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Welcome back to the 14th century.😂😂😂

    • @darracqboy
      @darracqboy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The internet has made things worse tbh

    • @aftersexhighfives
      @aftersexhighfives ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't. Not truly. They like the feeling of "knowing more." It's a type of religion. And they make a ton of money off dummies who like the sound of the religion of flat earth.

    • @aftersexhighfives
      @aftersexhighfives ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerardflynn3899 no one ever thought the earth was flat. It was propaganda that was basically calling somewhere uneducated. No one ever thought the earth is flat. Never.

    • @sabledeagoon9705
      @sabledeagoon9705 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@darracqboy true

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I absolutely love Russell Howard's content. He's so super smart, and very funny.

  • @that_cosmic_witch
    @that_cosmic_witch ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love Russell Howard!!!
    he somehow manages to make current events funny

  • @lueezbee9755
    @lueezbee9755 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    LOVED this hilarious and informative and HILARIOUS - as usual. New series please!!

    • @johnmccann5104
      @johnmccann5104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like the Jimmy Carr uploads....very funny but old content unfortunately 🤣🇬🇧

    • @lueezbee9755
      @lueezbee9755 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnmccann5104 I missed a load of Russell when he was on teevee due to work so seeing some of these for the first time sat chuckling away to myself!!

    • @johnmccann5104
      @johnmccann5104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lueezbee9755 He is very funny and his attacks on Boris and partygate were comedy gold..... Jonathan Pie on TH-cam is also very good if you haven't seen his uploads.He really doesn't hold back 🤣🤣

  • @mopkey2409
    @mopkey2409 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I wonder how awkward it must’ve felt for russel to do this in lockdown, with no crowd to laugh in real live

    • @michaeladkins6
      @michaeladkins6 ปีที่แล้ว

      When is Russell actually putting out new episodes?

    • @Insomniaaron
      @Insomniaaron ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@michaeladkins6 September 8th.

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    12:17 - 12:55 : Well done to this lady's colleagues. This conversation with this lady should have happened in her formative, childhood years. She was let down, educationally. It's most definitely not her fault. It's obvious that she was eager to learn from her colleagues. It's quite a refreshing side of humanity to see kind, and understanding people like her colleagues. She's not to be ridiculed; she was modest, and keen to understand.

    • @iggysixx
      @iggysixx ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I agree. Ridiculing people does not inspire a learning curve. Filling in the blanks does way more - (..and understanding which information is missing and being able to explain it in different ways is also a higher skill, by the way).
      In her case, it's likely the curse of being very pretty.
      People don't correct you enough, because everyone always wants something from you (being in your company, or 'physical relations').
      For example; It's very hard to improve your jokes if everyone laughs at everything you say.

    • @seanpoag4170
      @seanpoag4170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's still thick as f***, though 🤣

    • @catmavsdogma1421
      @catmavsdogma1421 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Regardless, she didn't know anything about her country.

    • @666t
      @666t ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lucky she is pretty

    • @yippee8570
      @yippee8570 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She was doing it deliberately, surely?

  • @mkthom1791
    @mkthom1791 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Russell is a genius. Plus he can carry his message, jokes and timing while filming in an audienceless studio (thanks covid!). He's spot on and one of the (the?) best comedians we have. Sorry, Ye he's the real voice of a generation. 😉

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is brilliant

    • @silaswild6233
      @silaswild6233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's no genius, this word is banded around far too frequently nowadays.

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

    • @LimeyRedneck
      @LimeyRedneck ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frederikhyrup2871 Yeah, copy and pasting comments will do that as one example.
      You're not being censored, Covid is real and the Earth is a slightly flattened sphere 🌍

    • @roystonrubble7103
      @roystonrubble7103 ปีที่แล้ว

      What would you say his best/funniest joke is?

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thanks Russell....in a world gone insane if you don't laugh you will cry.... thanks for keeping us laughing.... well done 👍

  • @evilgoose6768
    @evilgoose6768 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Well done for spreading information in a funny way Russell!

    • @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA
      @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA ปีที่แล้ว

      ... HE'S A SELLOUT READING OFF A TELEPROMPTER WHILE MONKEYING AROUND ... THIS WAS NOT COMEDY BUT A PROMOTIONAL AD PUSHING VACCINES ... HE'S NOT A COMEDIAN BUT A GATEKEEPER WALKING YOU'S DOWN THE PARK UNTIL THE BRAINWASH IS COMPLETE ...

    • @frederikhyrup2871
      @frederikhyrup2871 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

    • @evilgoose6768
      @evilgoose6768 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frederikhyrup2871 why do you reply to my comment with this?

    • @mammybelle7302
      @mammybelle7302 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frederikhyrup2871 yes

  • @GypsyDiamonds
    @GypsyDiamonds ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The “God save the Queen” version sent me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanmoley3142
    @seanmoley3142 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Seen Russel live, he was as good as he is on the small screen. He does a great job at making good points with a sense of humour.

    • @mammybelle7302
      @mammybelle7302 ปีที่แล้ว

      he wasn't that funny

    • @pipipipipipipipip
      @pipipipipipipipip ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mammybelle7302 comedy is subjective; I respect your opinion

  • @CraigyDizzle
    @CraigyDizzle ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I feel at least with the last woman she had been failed in her education and was actually trying to understand so shouldn't be shamed for that.
    The other people's stuff is absolutely conspiracy nonsense and a lot of it harmful to others so definitely should be called out on it!

    • @NeonCicada
      @NeonCicada ปีที่แล้ว +2

      12:17 *To be fair:*
      That last woman (a "Western" adult) had already been given countless opportunities (over the course of her lifetime) to properly educate herself.
      She had _both_ sufficient access educational resources (eg. access to public libraries, relatively unrestricted internet access etc.) and the free time to slowly start working on her education.
      She simply chose not to do that -- _and _*_that's_*_ why she's fair game lol_

  • @NukeGunship75
    @NukeGunship75 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    First couple seconds already laughing 🤣

    • @JakeHindle
      @JakeHindle ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same 😂🤣

    • @ScotsmanGamer
      @ScotsmanGamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good for you and we need to know this why?

  • @sabledeagoon9705
    @sabledeagoon9705 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Another example of why Russel Howard needs more views

  • @praisethedarkmoon
    @praisethedarkmoon ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If you're ever feeling down just remember the girl that thinks Stevie Wonder is not blind.

    • @Cassie_-rw9ik
      @Cassie_-rw9ik ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it might be because a famous comedian talked about it in his stand up. I can’t remember which one. Apparently Stevie Wonder can see shadows and can sense people near him. So because SW said excuse me when he walked towards comedian, the comedian has been saying he’s faking it.

    • @vulvarinevulva4524
      @vulvarinevulva4524 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cassie_-rw9ik there's also footage of him catching a falling microphone whilst singing with a group of celebrities.

  • @goshaneu
    @goshaneu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My brains just melted out my ears listening to that woman at the end talking about country's and county's. It hurt lol

  • @gracebellamy586
    @gracebellamy586 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh, Russell... you make me so happy. Thank you for being an island of sense in a sea of nonsense. Sometimes it feels like the world is spotted with small islands of sense, surrounded by raging seas of idiocy. It makes me sad. But you, Russell, are a wonderful key of sanity. 💋Thank you!

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ever since Brexit, we think of the UK as an island of nonsense. At least when it concerns Brexiteers or the Tories.

  • @ronnie7075
    @ronnie7075 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That girl at the end needs a lot of help. I don't see how she is ever going to survive adulthood without being ripped off at every turn.

  • @TheIdlesurfer
    @TheIdlesurfer ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Finnish guy saying Finland doesn't exist is taking the piss out of the Finland deniers. Voi vittu.

    • @trish5111
      @trish5111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was Australia that didn't exist ? Me and my mates pissed ourselves laughing over that one down here in Oz.
      Apparently we are all 'actors' !! WTAF !

  • @hahasmiles310
    @hahasmiles310 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The reason people believe in conspiracy theories is issues with their own egos. 'Extra' 'info' makes them feel above others. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @CraigyDizzle
      @CraigyDizzle ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely 100% this!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knowledge is power

    • @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA
      @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA ปีที่แล้ว

      ... THOSE WHO ARE AWAKE LIVE IN A STATE OF CONSTANT AMAZEMENT ...

    • @joedart7908
      @joedart7908 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA Is your keyboard broken?

    • @JorntWagenaar
      @JorntWagenaar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joedart7908 Sssssst, don't let him know it instantly betrays his stupidity;)

  • @SafariPlum
    @SafariPlum ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You rock Russell! You should include some Aussie news into your videos. Your take on anything is better than the mainstream media's news reporting.

  • @sunisbest1234
    @sunisbest1234 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So Finland has joined Australia on the plateau of non-existence. 🤪

  • @Ari.Grandmari
    @Ari.Grandmari ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My mums brother eventually died from vaccine related injury. My nan was devastated when his mumps and measles vaccine made him disabled. To this day she will always say that she would much rather a disabled child than a dead one. My uncle lived a happy life. All of my aunties and uncles are vaccinated and so are their kids. No other issues have cropped up. Some people do get unlucky, we admit that. But it helps so many that the risks have to be understood as absolutely tiny

    • @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA
      @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ... ITS MEANT TO CRIPPLE A FEW ... IF NOT , THEY WOULD NEVER PROFIT FROM THEM ...

    • @ianclark1737
      @ianclark1737 ปีที่แล้ว

      0.84 % is the help you got from the mnra jab that is not a vaccine

    • @MultiRationalThinker
      @MultiRationalThinker ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA - and your bullshit makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Have you EVER used your brain? How does promoting a vaccine become more profitable if it cripples a few people?
      See, this is why people laugh at conspiracy nutters.

    • @joshbramley7242
      @joshbramley7242 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA ???

    • @jps5980
      @jps5980 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA Exactly the Truth will come out Don't worry, I've Gone off Russell Howard know, Thought he had more Common sense , you gotta think most of the People in the Audience looked over 50, he would of probably been Booed off if he said Jokes about the truth , Because most people that age are easily Brainwashed by the media , I can sort of understand cos of the comedy show he's got he's trying to get the biggest Audience, But I Guarantee he will start losing Audience members, If he keeps telling shit jokes like that cos the truth Is coming out , I Love Comdey but I Hate it when Comedians are Scared to tell the truth Just so they can get the over 50 on There side

  • @robertbernard6410
    @robertbernard6410 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    always enjoy your comedy thanks

  • @Lovelifex78x
    @Lovelifex78x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seriously you are just amazing!

  • @mrcwillis6970
    @mrcwillis6970 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thanks for the laughs Russel

  • @h.g.buddne
    @h.g.buddne ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jesus shit. Did she really think Spain was in the UK? 🤯
    The day she'll find out there are European countries outside of the UK and EU will blow her mind 😂

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people still think Britain is in the victorian era. Steampunk exists

    • @scottdixon2505
      @scottdixon2505 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I genuinely used to go to school with a girl who claimed in front of everyone that Europe was in Asia. She thought the entire continent of Europe was inside the continent of Asia lol

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skootergirl22 - Jacob Rees-Mogg?

    • @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA
      @DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA ปีที่แล้ว

      ... SHE PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE GLOBE TOO ...

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 ปีที่แล้ว

      aka Jacob Sleeze Smug

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The flat earth society has branches all over the globe.

  • @julezpanda14
    @julezpanda14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely love your humour, I've made my tinfoil hat ready Russel 😂😂😂😂🙄🤦

  • @glacieractivity
    @glacieractivity ปีที่แล้ว +33

    On the upside: One in five turning down something new (like a vaccine) is stellar results. That means 4 in 5 (or 80%) are informed. When can we generally say that 80% of people around us are behaving semi-rationally?
    From my own experiences with my own family at a Christmas dinner, I have a ball if 60% of the attendees are behaving remotely coherently. My family parties are in general small, so I know percentages are precious from the start since my mother's uncle and his wife will be jumping out of the blocks with some "climate is imaginary because weather and CO2 are the food for plants" from the get-go. This is before some other distant relative pops up and proclaims his trust in crystal healing - after 2 bypass operations have saved his life twice from cardiac arrest.
    When a group of reasonable people reach 51% majority they should consider themselves lucky and never leave.
    I am yet to meet a person in distress that answer "yes" after I ask if they want me to call the emergency homoeopathy service during my 30 years in mountain/river rescue service. They are ALL really eager for me to treat them with science-based first aid and for me to call in helicopter rescue services that provide everything except "just water" and a "suite of pretty rocks" on board. An old-school ER is suddenly sounding great.
    Rationality seems to kick in hard when a limb has chosen to stick out at an interesting angle or when a friend has stopped breathing. Regarding Covid. It is funny how many chose to say "yes" to those very expensive respiratory machines instead of a bottle of bleach.
    Ignorance is, in other words, a luxury you can afford when everything is going tip-top.

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well said!

    • @scottjackson2196
      @scottjackson2196 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a comedian from my country said (Sean lock) “ if I’m in an accident I want to hear sirens not wind chimes”

    • @mez7172
      @mez7172 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For every ill theres a pill. and every pill theres a ill

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair CO2 is just food for plants, and our vast pumping out of it might not be so bad if we weren't ALSO cutting down over 2 billion trees per year that would be harvesting all that CO2 up...
      Not only does our output of CO2 increase each year, our capacity to store it decreases.
      I'm not much of an investor but that is some pretty bad fundamentals for Planet Earth PLC...

  • @charlottesaunders6623
    @charlottesaunders6623 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:15 that guys face just says it all LOL

  • @Gigatrix
    @Gigatrix ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When she asked, "is the UK in Europe?", Is What made me scream.

  • @TheBrainlessSteel
    @TheBrainlessSteel ปีที่แล้ว

    my friend keeps sharing your stuff and i love it.. so now i subscribed.. soo... when are you coming to the Netherlands??

  • @larky6201
    @larky6201 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The truth stares us right in the face 😂 funny times we live in

  • @ivankarastoyanov3618
    @ivankarastoyanov3618 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's funny how they say "Spain is in Europe", like England isn't in Europe 😂

    • @thhseeking
      @thhseeking ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not anymore :P "Mumble mumble mumble sorry mumble mumble Peppa Pig World mumble mumble sorry mumble mumble".

    • @peterleadley
      @peterleadley ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thhseeking The UK is still in Europe (its too heavy to move) just not in the European Union.

    • @brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407
      @brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz the Brits have this island mentality... they rarely think of themselves as Europeans

    • @peterleadley
      @peterleadley ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 Doesn't matter what they think. It's in Europe, just not in the EU.

  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I didn't vote for Brexit because I don't want Spain leaving Liverpool.

  • @gerardflynn3899
    @gerardflynn3899 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3 vaccines later and I'm still not magnetic
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lueezbee9755
      @lueezbee9755 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, is THAT why all the 5G masts keep following me around? #TwoVaccsAndaBooster 🤣

    • @scottdixon2505
      @scottdixon2505 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That ones hilarious. You can get cutlery to stick to you just by licking it lol. But these people are so determined to hate vaccines that they'll blame anything.

    • @Bloodhound479
      @Bloodhound479 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All vaccines later and I'm not dead

    • @JL-kf8mw
      @JL-kf8mw ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve had 4 and kitchen appliances follow me around the house.😂😂😂. Makes it easier to get a cold drink.

    • @GD-qu9hr
      @GD-qu9hr ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah but you can still catch and spread it so what's the piont???

  • @yurinoworry
    @yurinoworry ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Didn’t expect to hear Ryan from Watcher/BFUnsolved in here lol.

  • @danyellerobinson5940
    @danyellerobinson5940 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I understand the pro-vaccine and anti-vaxxer positions. I certainly believe in science. I also understand the marketing and branding that is allowed in the process from research to practice.
    The truth is that the vaccine controversy is fueled by a failed communication campaign which was designed in 1986 to obscure high-risk groups. (Hint: Autism is a red herring, not the central problem.) Instead of exempting the high-risk children, who had serious reactions but escaped permanent damage, parents were encouraged to play roulette.
    The result is such that people without any increased risk have also lost trust in our public health system. This was further entrenched when WHO adopted CDC policies on adverse vaccine reactions.

    • @trish5111
      @trish5111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, agree 100%.
      Unfortunately now if you even have any (I believe rational) concerns over vaccination timetables for babies you are shut down.
      You are prevented from being able to space the vaccinations out more so that a 2 month old doesn't have to have seven vaccines administered at once.
      In Australia I can get individual vaccines for my dogs instead of 3 or more at once if I'm concerned - but would be prevented from doing so for a baby.
      I can also get titre tests to make sure my dogs don't get booster vaccines until they need them because overvaccination has been recognised as a concern.
      Parents of human babies, on the other hand, lose family benefits unless they stick to a rigid timetable of vaccination that may not be in the best interests of their child.
      Can someone explain why a newborn needs to be vaccinated against Hepatitis B in the first week of life too ?
      Whenever I ask these questions generally I am ridiculed and labelled an 'anti-vaxxer' and people gleefully pile on.
      Am I stupid or is it really not a great idea to give tiny humans seven vaccines at once ?

    • @danyellerobinson5940
      @danyellerobinson5940 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trish5111 Hep B shots are only necessary in the first week for those at high-risk of infection.
      We used titre tests to show my son had twice the natural immunities to both types of Measles. (He had none to mumps.)
      I was labeled anti-vaxxer back in 1991. (My son's death literally shutdown our death-investigation system, since doctors disagreed between vaccine-related death and SIDS.) Later, another doctor violated my right to informed consent regarding a medical implant device. I suspect he simply didn't trust me to make my own medical decision. Still ...
      I consider myself a Selective-vaxxer.

  • @EmilyJelassi
    @EmilyJelassi ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s mind boggling just how unbelievably stupid some of these celebrities actually are.. When I think about how many people trust them over proven science, I weep for humanity 🤦‍♀️

  • @Squirrel_101
    @Squirrel_101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nearly died laughing, cheers 😂

  • @ryanvaze
    @ryanvaze ปีที่แล้ว

    Discovered you today. Foo king hilarious!

  • @danieljob3184
    @danieljob3184 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember the first time a flat -earther asked me how I Know the earth is a sphere.
    My reply: "Topography!" 😵

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You cannot reason with the wilfully ignorant, and we've spent far too long indulging those that choose to be stupid in spite of the facts to change them now. This is what happens when we value politeness over reality.

  • @overlandworld2253
    @overlandworld2253 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I follow the science which is easily available from our own UK government website the ONS...makes interesting reading. The Canadian, Thailand, Australia and Portugal ones are pretty good too.

  • @voodooladyink6869
    @voodooladyink6869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ❤❤❤ his impression of the queen! 🥰😆🥰

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose ปีที่แล้ว

      I always love it when he does his Queen impersonation 🤣🤣

  • @Cinedragon
    @Cinedragon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:20 I recognize Ryan Bergara's voice! He's not a conspiracy theorist, but he talks and documents them.

  • @keelyspud9188
    @keelyspud9188 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I am autistic, I had the vaccine as a baby, when I was at school (very recently) there was a question in my exam about would I give my child a vaccine which had been "proven" to cause autism with 2 lines to answer, I had to ask the teacher for more paper to argue how fucked that question was. I had to argue with my class over it, and we were the top set in science in secondary school..

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well done. It can be hard arguing with your peers but even harder against the teachers who should know better.

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good on you. Always trust your morals, no matter how many people disagree

    • @KappaSigma317
      @KappaSigma317 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait wait was this gcses 2022?😭😭

    • @keelyspud9188
      @keelyspud9188 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KappaSigma317 no sorry, gcses in 2016 but it still gets asked now, my brother in law did his 2 years ago and it still gets asked

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a stupid question that shouldn't be asked in secondary school but it's a variation on the lesser of two evils theory that's been around for centuries and nobody has been able to give a satisfactory answer to it

  • @lovingiseasy-4342
    @lovingiseasy-4342 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh did they use a BuzzFeed unsolved clip at the start? Poor Ryan being lumped in 😭

  • @honestjoe7940
    @honestjoe7940 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL You're for the high jump fella!

  • @MrJackpoppy
    @MrJackpoppy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Difference between Conspiracy and fact 6 months

    • @yassassin6425
      @yassassin6425 ปีที่แล้ว

      This again? Really? Do you have anything vaguely resembling an original thought - or is that why you are so easily duped by them?

  • @RJ-wx3fh
    @RJ-wx3fh ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:56 gunpowder, guillotine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind....

  • @traceybee1409
    @traceybee1409 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love russ, he’s da best 🥰😎🤩

  • @The_BenboBaggins
    @The_BenboBaggins ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The problem isn't the science
    It's the profit motives and behaviour of big pharma/governments around the world

    • @JorntWagenaar
      @JorntWagenaar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right! And as they decide what science gets funded..

    • @amir123786
      @amir123786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The problem is sponsored science and manipulated data. Which they themselves accept months / years later was lies. Check the rules being silently updated. Conspiracies with factual evidence aren’t conspiracies

  • @puppyqueen5688
    @puppyqueen5688 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The queen isn’t a canibals she just consumes their life to be immortal obv lol

  • @beverlyblake4325
    @beverlyblake4325 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He always does his research and shares information in a hilarious way😂 thanks Russell.

    • @boffyboydj
      @boffyboydj ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does his research ? He goes home and puts his feet up after the show. There will be a team of researchers for the show, or just for show because the BBC will push any agenda that will benefit them.

    • @chiefbrodyrobertson2950
      @chiefbrodyrobertson2950 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine a comedian having to push the jab.He says what he is told to say

  • @rachelohara1489
    @rachelohara1489 ปีที่แล้ว

    love Russell Howard 🥰🥰🥰

  • @joeupchurch4689
    @joeupchurch4689 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Buzz feed unsolved was in here and that show was top tire

  • @benzomccool
    @benzomccool ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only three things cannot be long hidden.
    The sun, the moon, and the Truth.

  • @samplentertainment58
    @samplentertainment58 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I agree that those vax-theories are hilarious and crazy, with that said, I was one that was having concerns in the back of my head that it was rushed to market for obvious reasons, because we needed a solution quick and we got it quick.
    Concerns were not so high that it would stop me from taking it though.
    In the end this just showed the resolve of a cooperating and collaborating world!

    • @truthbomber7628
      @truthbomber7628 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ehh, have you actually looked up the damage they done?

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@truthbomber7628 I did, just about nothing compared to Covid-19. So well done scientists.

    • @neo_aphotic1097
      @neo_aphotic1097 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@truthbomber7628 Literally nothing, the worst thing to happen is a couple of people were a little ill for a bit, but is that not worth it to stop or slow the deaths?

    • @tidilie821
      @tidilie821 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not a single covid jab and I've caught it once, and was fine, whereas my jabbed friends were ill and have caught it loads

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@tidilie821 Sure buddy, now how’s about looking at some actual numbers and facts. Anecdotal stories are just that: stories.

  • @Salena905
    @Salena905 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just love watching Russell Howard ,miss him on TV ,it's a shame but he probably gets bigger audiences online anyway. 😀👏

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's still on tv with the Russel Howard hour although it's just half an hour now it's on youtube too btw

    • @Salena905
      @Salena905 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fisherking7798 Thanks for letting me know 👍

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Salena905 you're welcome ☺

  • @rhijones382
    @rhijones382 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 nice appearance from Ryan from Watcher

  • @ktwashere5637
    @ktwashere5637 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Also, i volunteered to test the covid vaccine and spoke to the researchers about it:
    1. Its normally very difficult to get people to volunteer as test subjects. Consequently it can take a long time to recruit enough people which slows everything down. With covid they had loads of volunteers and could get started straight away.
    2. Usually a vaccine development team would start with a small group of test subjects and run a full set of tests. They then have to apply for a second round of funding which tests the vaccine on another small group of subjects but larger than the original group. They then have to apply for a third round of funding which is to test the vaccine on a much larger group. This process can take a number of years because funding rounds tend to be annual. Plus add in the time it takes to recruit volunteers. With covid the funding was available immediately plus they went immediately into large scale trials. So yes, technically they skipped a couple of steps but FFS, the vaccines were still tested on a very large group of people.

  • @Pappa_66
    @Pappa_66 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks a lot Russell! You ruined my life!! I live in a country, that does not even exist! WTF? I wish you had told me that sooner😁😁😍😍. Regards from Finland or somewhere from the multiverse!

  • @nigelbrazier835
    @nigelbrazier835 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just a nice little train ride & a lovely refreshing shower at the end eh Russell

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If you get into an argument with a flat Earther just ask them to draw a picture of the motion of the Sun that consistently explains sunrise and sunset, time zones, and seasons. Also ask them the physical reason for those motions and then just sit back and try not to laugh every two seconds. For bonus also ask them about gravity, tides, lunar phases and eclipses.

    • @ashleyw6728
      @ashleyw6728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just ask them how big the earth is that makes them panic

  • @golach420
    @golach420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Check out Professor Dave Explains debunking of FErs, anti-vaxxers etc. He's brutal. Lol

  • @dlarri
    @dlarri ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LMAOOO THE FACT THEY ADDED RYAN TO THIS

  • @paulchivers9255
    @paulchivers9255 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Biggest conspiracy theory is that Russel Howard is a comedian, use to criticise most things until bbc started paying his wages.

  • @killermarfidyoh138
    @killermarfidyoh138 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

  • @mias6860
    @mias6860 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    people saying corona doesn't kill anger me so much. A family member of mine died if it along with tens of thousands more.

  • @NerdAdventurer85
    @NerdAdventurer85 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm NEVER googling ANYTHING again! .....😂😂

  • @Russty1969
    @Russty1969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the comments on anti-vax and Andrew Wakefield.

  • @PolythenePam0451
    @PolythenePam0451 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Russell Howard puts on glasses and becomes instant Stephen Merchant.

    • @evilgoose6768
      @evilgoose6768 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see the resemblance now that you say it

  • @amelialikesfrogs5778
    @amelialikesfrogs5778 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the ukranian dolphins guy is what travis says. he makes videos about doctor who and it was almost certainly a bit

  • @freddyeverready
    @freddyeverready ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:02 little crossed eye 🤡

  • @harveytheparaglidingchaser7039
    @harveytheparaglidingchaser7039 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice one Russell

  • @suzesiviter6083
    @suzesiviter6083 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favourite conspiracy theory is "Russel Howard is funny".

    • @daeganish7304
      @daeganish7304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then why are you watching his videos? You're in too deep, they're onto you

    • @mammybelle7302
      @mammybelle7302 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daeganish7304 because its being shared...so she gave it a chance...duh!!

    • @daeganish7304
      @daeganish7304 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mammybelle7302 that's what they want you to think

    • @mammybelle7302
      @mammybelle7302 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daeganish7304 He's a sell out anyway

    • @daeganish7304
      @daeganish7304 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mammybelle7302 nah Big Media just want you to think that, open your eyes

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm suspected high functioning Aspergers, IQ 138, social skills 4/10. At a family event a few weeks ago, some-one asked me if i wouldn't prefer a life with less intelligence, but being able to associate with people better. Me : So, knock off 30 IQ points, but get on better with normal people? Them : Yes
    Me : No, i've met normal people. Most of them are idiots.

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 ปีที่แล้ว

      i also have aspergers and i agree with you. If someone asked me that question, id reply with: Absolutely not! Being intelligent and only associating with other sensible intelligent people is much more beneficial to society than being a stupid f**king idiot.

  • @Raztiana
    @Raztiana ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, the idea that the smell could spread the disease was a good one for a pre-knowledge of bacteria and virus society. It would no doubt have protected against some spreading, although not at all a perfect solution.

  • @levijacobsen2067
    @levijacobsen2067 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone with autism, it's really not that bad.
    I am really bad at reading people, but despite that I absolutely adore the way my brain works. I have no idea what's going on half the time, but that's okay.
    And I am also extremely happy that my favourite comedian supports autistic people and doesn't think we're dumb or retarted.
    Thanks, Russell❤

  • @buskingkarma2503
    @buskingkarma2503 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He knows how to keep his job ay.

  • @sabledeagoon9705
    @sabledeagoon9705 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me and the boys laughing at the globetarts thinking stevie wonder is blind

  • @M1ggins
    @M1ggins ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lizard Aliens are real, it's so obvious I can't believe I didn't realise it until you proved it, it totally explains mime artists.

  • @richghost2897
    @richghost2897 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If the earth was actually flat, they would say it's a globe...
    These people are obsessed with the idea that they are being lied to, rather than using logic, science and common sense.

  • @GwladYrHaf
    @GwladYrHaf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “The Patriarchy” is my favourite batshit crazy conspiracy theory.

    • @randomlyswatching9481
      @randomlyswatching9481 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not in South East Asia 🤦. For example India IS A PATRIARCHY, PAKISTAN, BANGLADESH ETC. All are. Sometimes you have to look beyond your home. You can't even open a bank account there without a male parent's NAME.😂😂

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That end clip " how can anybody be that dumb we all went through school and learn geography .

  • @itsalmostfun8567
    @itsalmostfun8567 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude im dying of laughter

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Queen is looking more and more like Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula though.!!

  • @moniqueengleman873
    @moniqueengleman873 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant Russell! You even got the science down well.
    And you were correct about the facts.
    Thank you.

    • @mammybelle7302
      @mammybelle7302 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What Facts?

    • @PouncyJunior
      @PouncyJunior ปีที่แล้ว

      The facts

    • @PouncyJunior
      @PouncyJunior ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mammybelle7302 It doesn't seem you have any

    • @mammybelle7302
      @mammybelle7302 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PouncyJunior neither do you 🤦‍♀️

    • @PouncyJunior
      @PouncyJunior ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mammybelle7302 ok, we both don't have facts, but if you can't prove otherwise, you aren't much better than me.