Um I may or may not have started watching this in class without headphones. And I may or may not have been send to the principles office because of the ''do you work at subway? ...''
My reply would be different: Boy: did it hurt? Me: what do you mean? Boy: when you fell from heaven Me: No, but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell 😁 Boy: 0-0
Boy:I said there are 21 letters in the alphabet.My friend said there are 23 letters in the alphabet.Who was closer? Girl:there are 26 letters in the alphabet... Boy:whoops I forgot u r a q t Girl:your friend was closer he forgot b y e
Why do they look like a sideway burger?! *The worst pick up line:* Do you like maths? _Cuz I wanna add you to my life_ _Subtract your clothes_ _Divide your legs_ _And try not to multiply ;)_
Best PickUp Lines: I trust what I see, and I see an angel in front of me. You wanna know what I did last night? I matched each star with the reasons why I love you. Are you a basketball cuz if you were, I'd never pass. Are we on the Hogwarts Express? Because I feel we are headed to somewhere magical I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? Do we have class together? I think we have chemistry
HEY! Sir back up! Back up 'cause that was my back up line! How are soppused to now? Because i said it one year ago to my family and a boy P.S. I didnt work😢😵
I gift you a story of cringe and semi-original pick up lines: My friend and a guy are arguing, the guy says: 'You must be an illegal drug'. I said 'If she is an illegal drug, I'm addicted' Out of proudness I told another girl about this and she was jealous that she didn't get a pick up line. Ages later after talking about pizza, I said 'Hello, Dominos? Is this the cheesy pick up line?' Kill me.
I have a alright pick up line but a man can only say it😊 "Is there 20 letters in the alphabet." the man says "no there's 26". the girl says "Oh yeah I forgot, U.R.A.Q.T". the man says " that's only 5 letters". the girl says. " I'll give you the D later". the man says😊
Here’s a few Are you a turkey Because I want to stuff you Are you Dora cause I want to explore you Are you Nemo cause I would find you Are you math homework because I would sit you on the table and do you for hours Are you my phone because I want to turn you on #cringe af
I have one but it us from Nanbaka- "I don't care about winning but I won't tolerate(if i spelled that right)in lossing to you".-Hjime Sorry if you dont like it
All these presidents and I'm still Obama self All these light switches but I still couldn't turn you on All these cameras but you still couldn't picture us together
*My pick up lines. (Sorry If they suck)* “You’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together, we’d be pretty cute.” “Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.” “Even if there was no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.” “I’d give you 11 roses and tell you to look in the mirror. Then you’ll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
I Have A Few Cheap Pick-up Lines 1. Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you 2. Are you a camera? because every time when i look at you, i smile :) 3. (This one is for the Pokemon fans) Charizards are red Squirtles are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you! 4. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other! 5. You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word. 6. I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you. 7. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness 8. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die” 9. You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection! And Finally 10. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me. Comment which ones were your favorite, have a good day everyone :)
Lol the only pickup line I know is.. (this isn't a pickup line actually lol) The only pickup line I like is... MAKE THE PICKUP LINE OF KFC SHORT JEEZ. take to long to get my Kentucky fried chicken. 😂
Here is my pick up line from one of sam and colbys videos, me-runs behind person. me-“hey you dropped something” Person-“oh no what did i drop!” me- “your standards, hi im ‘insert name here’”
Thomson San Because cacti is the plural form of cactus. So it's basically saying I'm ready to stop being 2 and be 1. ....I get it... I'm not funny and I'm a control freak.
Dear dangmattsmith, Every time when you laugh in all of your videos it looks like you have a Joker face cuz you have a giant smile. I'm just saying. love your videos by the way!!! Make more!!!
Average: Are you a donut? Cause your nothing but curves and sugar. Original: I wouldn't die for you, but I would live forever to be with you. Like if you enjoyed
*MY BEST PICKUP LINE:*
Me- "Hey, you dropped something."
Person- "Oh, what?"
Me- "Your standards. Hi, I'm Sami."
Corgi Sam said that one once
Ik
😪😪😪😪🥱🥱🥱🥱
*"The cup is bigger then her flipping head!"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
//Gaming Kitten's stopmotions\\ its piperocel from musically she is so small
//Gaming Kitten's stopmotions\\ 😂😂😂
//Gaming Kitten's stopmotions\\ kk
Ah we all know
//Gaming Kitten's stopmotions\\ Piper has over 25m fans on musically and about 9m sunscribers
Boy: did it hurt
Me: what do you mean
Boy: when you fell from heaven
Me: no, cuz I crawled my way out of hell!!!!
Boy:....
*slick
OMG I said that
Not like, created that but I said it to this annoying guy
Alexis Best. Comeback. Ever.
Alexis nah my boyfriend caught me.
Um I may or may not have started watching this in class without headphones. And I may or may not have been send to the principles office because of the ''do you work at subway? ...''
Alex Alex lol
Alex Alex I would take that risk
Wolf Lover she watched the video with me. Now she also wants me to go see a shrink. I don't think she understands that this is humor.
Alex Alex I play games in class and only got caught once
Alex Alex lmao!!!! Im so sorry
Boy: did it hurt?
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: when you fell from heaven
Girl: no my boyfriend caught me
Boy: ....................ok then
My reply would be different:
Boy: did it hurt?
Me: what do you mean?
Boy: when you fell from heaven
Me: No, but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell 😁
Boy: 0-0
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Awsome
Are you Tom Riddle? Cause I can slytherin to your chamber of secrets.
Angelina M dang
Are you Harry Potter? Cause let me show you the Gryffindor! 😂😂 Just kidding!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhh danggggg
@@leigha.3098 well ouch
Lmao
Those 6 year olds make me laugh so much😂
Coronna Forest piper rochel is a 10 yr old
Simple Vlogs why?
Coronna Forest ikr
Coronna Forest sexy
my will to exist got destroyed from those pick up lines
Best pick up line in history.....
"AYE MA"
Jawn Doee works every time 😂
Jawn Doee lol
😂shoot me already
AYE MA
Jawn Doee u got to add the "lemme get yo number"
Boy:I said there are 21 letters in the alphabet.My friend said there are 23 letters in the alphabet.Who was closer?
Girl:there are 26 letters in the alphabet...
Boy:whoops I forgot u r a q t
Girl:your friend was closer he forgot b y e
When r we gonna see you, Sam, Colby, and Tal together?
MacKenzie Hall OMG YAS PLSSS
MacKenzie Hall omg yes!!!!!!!:):):):):)):):
Omllll yes!
Yasss
MacKenzie Hall omg that’s is the best thing I’ve ever heard 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Matt: The title should be called “worst pickup lines ever”
Also Matt: *does the exact opposite*
It wasn’t even a minute into this video and I was already cringing 😂
funny bc a minute and less they were doing the intro
I literally choked on the tea I was drinking! 🤣🤣🍵
Same
Why do they look like a sideway burger?!
*The worst pick up line:*
Do you like maths?
_Cuz I wanna add you to my life_
_Subtract your clothes_
_Divide your legs_
_And try not to multiply ;)_
Bc they're delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll let myself out.
O.O um. No.
Heidi OMG I LIKE THAT ONE😂😂😂IM A GIRL AND I FIND THAT FUNNY
Noice
Heidi fuck, that's clever
Here is my pick up line
" You can fall from the sky, You can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... Is in Love with Me "
like if you like it
Jake Dennis #clever
Jake Dennis I love it #Genius
BEST PICK UP LINE EVER!!!
:)
now THAT is a pick up line!! round of applause brother 👏👏👏👏👏
Colby: *breathes*
Me: OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH COLBY!!! THAT WAS THE BEST PICK UP LINE EVER! HAHAHA! MARRY ME
Whenever I'm feeling down I watch him and he makes me laugh 😂 all his videos make me feel better
Lol, Sam and Colby's faces
Ikf 🤣
Best PickUp Lines:
I trust what I see, and I see an angel in front of me.
You wanna know what I did last night? I matched each star with the reasons why I love you.
Are you a basketball cuz if you were, I'd never pass.
Are we on the Hogwarts Express? Because I feel we are headed to somewhere magical
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Do we have class together? I think we have chemistry
Do you work at mcdonald’s because ima lovin’ ’ it
GDPGamingNetwork can you subscribe to dynamis 456 and ill subscribe back with 4 accounts please please do it
Dylan Del Rosario ok im on it
HEY! Sir back up! Back up 'cause that was my back up line! How are soppused to now? Because i said it one year ago to my family and a boy P.S. I didnt work😢😵
Dylan Del Rosario you didnt subscribe ro dynamis456 so im gonna unsubscribe
OH HELL NA
"The cup is bigger then her freaking head" I'm dead😂😂😂
I gift you a story of cringe and semi-original pick up lines:
My friend and a guy are arguing, the guy says: 'You must be an illegal drug'. I said 'If she is an illegal drug, I'm addicted'
Out of proudness I told another girl about this and she was jealous that she didn't get a pick up line. Ages later after talking about pizza, I said 'Hello, Dominos? Is this the cheesy pick up line?'
Kill me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven no but I got scratched when I crawled out of hell
You better call life alert
Cause I've fallen for u and I can't get up
I'll go home
The Shane Dawson classic I'll go home
Did you fall or did you let go?
Converse Twins that’s so cuteee
Trash Console thx boo I’ll see you in hell 🖕😘
I have a alright pick up line but a man can only say it😊
"Is there 20 letters in the alphabet." the man says
"no there's 26". the girl says
"Oh yeah I forgot, U.R.A.Q.T". the man says
" that's only 5 letters". the girl says.
" I'll give you the D later". the man says😊
Rebeka Teuhema this one is actually pretty good and cheesy
I. Love. It. Brilliant
Rebeka Teuhema you got that off wild n out
*deep breath* That was good, sadly...
Wild n out! Yassss!
The best pick up line is from Thomas Sanders vine: DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTH!? XD
All I ask is for a headband tutorial
Simple 😂
Jawn Doee lol
Colby: Are you a Sargent, because you got my privates attention..😏
I was waiting for that video 😘
Sameeeeee
K
You🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
The pick up line was I need you
Oh wait, you dropped something!
What?
Your standards, hi I'm Sam
Here’s a few
Are you a turkey Because I want to stuff you
Are you Dora cause I want to explore you
Are you Nemo cause I would find you
Are you math homework because I would sit you on the table and do you for hours
Are you my phone because I want to turn you on
#cringe af
D4rk- Goku
It is not cringe, mine are though
Omg....😂😂😂😂
If some guy said any of those to me, I’d smack him.
Nice vid notifications sqaudz!!!!!!!
Crazy Cat will you subscribe to my channel please
DANG BOISS love you alllll
I love you !!
I am a boy
Omg the dang boi's should be a thing
daily hailey HAHAH yesss
0:56 Look at Colby's little dance. LOL!!!
I made this up: Are you a herb cause i want to spend thyme with you
Kittana Peronchik lol
Kittana Peronchik lol
Black ops zombies pickup lines:
Max ammo if you know what I mean
I guess you can say my "weapon" is pack a punched😏
nightmacer x EYYYYYYYYYY
nightmacer x the cringe is real!!!!
nightmacer x WTF
MUSTAFA AHMED Is there really such a thing as "the best pickup line ever" and what are the chances that they would work? 😂😂
nightmacer x NICE 😎
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10 i will rate you a 9 because I'm the one you missing
Um okkkkkk............ but no
Nice
Let's play titanic you be iceberg and I'll go down
If you know where this is from I love you
no dont do that dont just dont
MICHEAL CLIFFORD!!!!
Yes plz
Oml yessssss Michael
Hey stop being a don't stop
How to start a conversation on tinder: so I'm doing the first move by texting you but I hope you do the first move when we kiss
Coronna Forest smooooth
Coronna Forest how to get a girl on TH-cam
Hey girl how yah doing
Geron Cox old enough oooooooooo
Nah Just kidding but why do you want to know my age
Coronna Forest need a boyfriend
Do
I have one but it us from Nanbaka-
"I don't care about winning but I won't tolerate(if i spelled that right)in lossing to you".-Hjime
Sorry if you dont like it
Here is my pickup line
"Are you my home work? Because when I get home I slam you on my desk and do you all night!"
Who's scrolling thru the comments🤔
AWESOME lps 102 me
AWESOME lps 102 meghan me
AWESOME lps 102 meghan Totally not me.
AWESOME lps 102 meghan me
AWESOME lps 102 meghan no I just appeared here
I cryed I laughed so hard when Colby said the Sargent pick up line omg
3:54 "The cup is bigger than her head"
The cup is bigger than your... nevermind
Curious T Cookie HAAA
Probably ture
Curious T Cookie Cooch
What's cooch
A DICK
Curious T Cookie BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
Did you fall from heaven?
Cause you sure landed on your face :)
SeaHeart 1234 omg the best lol
Why was Colby's pick up lines so good and yet the boy is still single af?! 😂😂😂😂😂
All these presidents and I'm still Obama self
All these light switches but I still couldn't turn you on
All these cameras but you still couldn't picture us together
Are U A Sharpie, cuz u are ultra Fine😉😉
Destiny Milovale ohhhhhhhhh
I died when Sam said "If you're feeling down...I'll feel you up
**This is not the original one!**
Here let me tie your shoelaces because I dont I want to start falling for someone else...
*OOF*
#SNAPGANG
*My pick up lines. (Sorry If they suck)*
“You’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together, we’d be pretty cute.”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.”
“Even if there was no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.”
“I’d give you 11 roses and tell you to look in the mirror. Then you’ll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
Where you born on a highway ... Because that's where most accidents happen !
SAVAGE!
😂😂
Slime Addict DANNGGGGH
Non original
Slime Addict i already heard that
I Have A Few Cheap Pick-up Lines
1. Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you
2. Are you a camera? because every time when i look at you, i smile :)
3. (This one is for the Pokemon fans) Charizards are red Squirtles are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
4. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
5. You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
6. I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
7. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
8. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
9. You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
And Finally
10. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Comment which ones were your favorite, have a good day everyone :)
WolfiePlaysGames AHHHH SOO CHEEZY YET SOO SWEET!!!!!!!!!
My fave was the roses one
WolfiePlaysGames my sister's boyfriend did number 8
10
Lol
Here is mine...
Are you my homework? Cos i look forward to doing you
DangMattSmith: *FAMILY FRIENDLY!!!!*
*FaMiLy FrIeNdLy-*
@@melon_child571 family friendly indeed
My love for you is like diarrhea, I️ can’t hold it in
Slim Jim Sports lol XD
Slim Jim Sports - You have the best pick up line ever.LOL😂
Slim Jim Sports eww
Slim Jim Sports that's GROSS
Slim Jim Sports EWWW! but sooo true.
Lol the only pickup line I know is.. (this isn't a pickup line actually lol)
The only pickup line I like is... MAKE THE PICKUP LINE OF KFC SHORT JEEZ. take to long to get my Kentucky fried chicken. 😂
Sam’s pick up line actually made me faint a little.
Notification squadddddddd 🔔❤ !!!!
Beth Atherton dat mei!
I got one
you remind me if the mistakes i made in life it can't be fixed
What...the heck is with ur name lol
nina olyvia lol
Here is my pick up line from one of sam and colbys videos,
me-runs behind person.
me-“hey you dropped something”
Person-“oh no what did i drop!”
me- “your standards, hi im ‘insert name here’”
SAM AND COLBYY AND MATT TOOO?!!!!!♥️♥️
2:48 i should change the title to worst pick up lines
Title: BEST PICK UP LINES XD
Wut
"I'd hate to be turned down by someone wearing a towel." I'm dead😂🤣🤣
Yes another Matt sam and Colby video
4:17 kinda got me because it was funny
Yo you posted this on my birthday awesome I love you Sam and Colby and dangmatsmith
I love colby's reaction😂😂😂
I have a good not good cringing one don't kill meh
Ur clothes look nice but they would look even Better only bed room floor 😉
Ahhhhhh killll meeeeeee
Let me take Pikachu(peek at u)
Ah haaa😉😉
Aphwolf Boy: I'm ready to stop being cacti and be cactus.
Me: Are you breaking up with me?
.....get it....?
+SparkleGamer cact-i and cact-us?
Thomson San Because cacti is the plural form of cactus. So it's basically saying I'm ready to stop being 2 and be 1. ....I get it... I'm not funny and I'm a control freak.
Colby:are a Sargent cuz u got my privates attention
that was low key good 😂
*sees Sam and colby Clicks faster than light and yells SAM AMD COLBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
When Sam said feel up up I yelled daddy and dropped
Those first 30 seconds had me crying of laughter and that sergeant one
SNAPCHAT SQUAT...I mean squad...NOTIFICATION SQUAD........LOYAL SQUAD!!
I was here before I got my notification😂
3:33 thats Piper Rockelle 😂
1:33 what if she's a fan??
I got one
There are 20 letters in the alphabet right, wait there's 26 I forgot U, R, A, Q, T wait that makes 25. Don't worry I'll give u the D later
😂
Dangit I forgot the T after the Q OMG my phone is asssssssss
There we go
omfg u dk how shooki was idk why tho like normally ill be like wow cool thrn yeah
I love Colby's lick up line the most
Are you a make up artists... Because you make up my day
Snapchat Squad! ❤️
3:41 to 8:08 colby is literally everyone's face in that moment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a cringe one. Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile :)
Hello People I'm having a cringe attack
Best pick up line
Me:"Can you hold something?"
You:"sure"
Me:"my hand"
😏😏😏😏😏😏
Jaiden Animations?
the three best guys on TH-cam in one video, lovin it😍😘😘😍
Pick up line: Are you breakfasts? bc I think we can be bacon and eggs
that sounds racist
So much for family friendly
Right?
Ikr
i love how matt said *FAMILY FRIENDLY* then said kidding very quietly 😂
Early Squad where you at? Love ya Matt 💖
711 views les go NOTIFICATION SQUAD WERE U AT?????
HERE! 🙂
Colby's Face the hole time lol this was so funny
here's my pickup line:
On a scale of 1 to 10 ur a 9 and im the 1 you need
thanks
Jonathan Marroquin this is good
IVE HEARD THIS ONE FROM APHMAU, TRAVIS SAID IT IN A MINIGAME (you guys probably don't know them but meh) AAAAAAAHHHHHHH *-Fangirls-* x3
Can u hold something for me
My hand 😚
Dear dangmattsmith,
Every time when you laugh in all of your videos it looks like you have a Joker face cuz you have a giant smile. I'm just saying. love your videos by the way!!! Make more!!!
Ok here’s my unoriginal pick up line
Boy: can you spell me
Girl: M E
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl: there’s no d in me
Boy: i can fix that 😏
I left my homework to click on this. #EarlySQUAAAAD #BETTERBeGood
sam winked "damn it feels good to be a gangster"🤣🤣🤣
Average: Are you a donut? Cause your nothing but curves and sugar. Original: I wouldn't die for you, but I would live forever to be with you. Like if you enjoyed
It was dark but darker then you
this video is all of my favorite youtubers in one
This Han can't fly solo