Biden Addresses Nation for First Time Since Dropping Out, Harris Makes Her First Campaign Stop
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- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Biden speaking to the nation for the first time since dropping out of the presidential election, sharks in Brazil testing positive for cocaine and Elon Musk denying donating $45 million a month to Trump's campaign.
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Biden Addresses Nation for First Time Since Dropping Out, Harris Makes Her First Campaign Stop
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87% said, How far you wanna carry this gag?
And we thought cocaine bears were bad 😂.
The feet in sandals joke made me laugh out loud. I can relate all too well. It’s rough keeping your feet looking good when you’re over 40.
🦶🎳
I don't G.A.S because I have club feet 😊
Ahahaha, true!)))))
There’s no excuse, treat yourself to regular pedicures. Or wear crocs 😂
get a pedicure! it'll change your life
National Tequila Day?-
Jimmy Fallon, you could've had Guillermo over from Jimmy Kimmel's studio!
I’m surprised they didn’t celebrate on Kimmel 😂
However...Fallon is in NYC, Guillermo is in L.A......
But there were THREE over 180 and the one you said to post was 3rd! The Marshalls one got more votes than the bowling ball!
I know! That’s driving me crazy
that marshall's one had me
the crowdstrike joke is brilliant lol
Does he mean that work has been so busy for the IT head at Crowd Strike because someone has been trying to hack and tamper with the votes?
100% said “Please end this joke”
Way too long
And the ending was just not it
😂😂😂😂🎉
Oh man, I was hoping it would end sooner. 🤣
Doubt Fallon wrote that joke, but he needs new writers and better delivery
The shark song was hilarious.
😊 The crowd strike CEO also was the CEO of McAfee when it crashed 20 years ago wrecking havoc worldwide I sense a pattern here
Looking forward to the next blockbuster... "Cocaine Shark"
Russian Submarines are called SHARKS(akula). Remember the sub was just off of CUBA.
In the film Hunt for Red October Sean Connery kills Ivan Putin on the submarine to prevent the nuking of NY.
Water nuke means Tsunami
Sharknado
Its already out.
all that cocaine shark joke was missing was the segue into a BTS-esque "SHARK! SHARK! SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK! SHARK! SHARK! SHARK SHARK!"
I thought you were gonna say Alabama not WV!🤣😂
That "calzone is a shy pizza" was underrated. I liked that one the best!
Nah, it's just a pizza sandwich.
When he said national tequila day and national cousins day, I thought there was a Rudy Giuliani joke coming. 😂
Thank you, Jimmy Fallon..Now I will never get the Cocaine Shark song out of my head. 😂😂😂
Russian Submarines are called SHARKS(akula). Remember the sub was just off of CUBA.
In the film Hunt for Red October Sean Connery kills Ivan Putin on the submarine to prevent the nuking of NY.
Water nuke means Tsunami
Sharknado
😂😂😂😂😂😂
jd VANCE: WROTE the Forward for project 2025's upcoming book.
Source: Newsweek & The Guardian
💙💙💙💙2024, We The people Lets go to work. Our Democracy is on the Ballot.
You're so right. It is the future of our country at stake.
We the people will vote Trump 2024 🇺🇸
Democracy is on the ballot, but yet you’re going to vote for a party that ripped democracy from its voters. 😂 installing a candidate that was polling worse than anyone in 2020, but is now the front runner because the elites said so…. Yeah, the left is beyond delusional.
103 days to go... I, a Dutch historian, who is SO relieved.... since for days I am dancing on my kitchen table... Don't understand why...? Any ideas?
four days
I broke up with the country by simply moving UPSTATE lmao
It’s a mustache and goatee together that are the donut. Fixed it.
Fixed... _what?_
they left off the top of the donut.
I got it! You helped me get it 😂
I had to pause the video after the first poll ... I couldn't stop laughing!😅 ... the rest was fun too!
69% said “how much are you going to milk this joke?”😅
Cocaine shark doo doo doo 😂😂 shark song was so funny i was laughing my butt off.
The suitcase one also shoulda been posted it came in 2nd lol
Absolutely brilliant!💕🙏😂
Don’t think it’s in the bag people. We saw what happened with Hilary. Just be sure and vote, donate/volunteer if you can and tell your friends and family our democracy is on the line. #VoteBlue
I'm a lifelong conservative Democrat and I cannot with a good conscience vote for Kamala. We've hardly seen her in the past 4yrs.
Vote red!
Ironic. Given that Kamala has simply bypassed any democratic process and has been inserted by the big blue machine as the Democratic frontrunner.
@@ArtistCreeksure you can, when the other choice is a narcissistic wannabe dictator.. it’s easy to vote for her
@@ArtistCreekThe role of the Vice President is to support the President and his policies. The role of the Vice President is not to be seen all day.
Yes, the White House is Sacred Space - but only when people of integrity are seated behind the resolute desk. Thank you, Mr.President. You are the best!
These idiots think Kamala can win...hahahahaha
NPC
@@threetreasures7698 Wow, you are delusional, your eyes are wide shut. Start doing some independent research and you’ll realize what a failure this man and this administration have been. I can tell you do not travel in the past four years I have been to 18 different countries and because of Biden we are the laughingstock. This man is not respected. Biden/Kamala Harris are the faces of failure.
Vanceshitzinpants
National Tequila Day!, Jose Cuervo's brewery Exploded yesterday
Yeah, he shoulda done "good news, bad news" bit.
Doesn’t anyone find it weird how we don’t get to choose our presidential candidates? Hardly anyone wanted Harris as the candidate and all the sudden Biden says Harris and now it’s Harris vs trump? The people should choose their presidents! We are tired of this. That’s why trump is winning it’s because we are tired of being manipulated and not having a real choice
I thought for a moment when Jimmy was doing Tony Evers, he was doing Jeff Goldblum
Kicking bowling balls the BEST 🤣
COCAINE SHARK, DO DO DO DO DO DO! Freaking genius! I want a tshirt!
I thought the stressful job was the poll taker.
9:39 But 3 of them were over 180! Post 3!
Fallon addresses nation.
spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks for your insight and wisdom !
That pole was funny until it continued. It was about 3 minutes too long
Jimmy Fallon addresses nation awesomeness job
The third post got the greater number and should have been posted. it was 191/17
Thank you, dear President.
By being a torch of freedom of belief and integrity
Think there must have been a delay in the ( laugh now) , nealon sign.😂😂😂😂
The parking post was the greatest...191 votes
I love Jimmy 🥰
"COCAINE SHARK DO-DO-DO😂" Something on that song is adictin!
Two things. Who has the money to go on vacation right now? And, Cocaine Shark has got to be the follow up to Cocaine Bear.
Plenty of people, evidently.
Cmon west Virginia that was a good one
As a Virginian I approve that joke.
Wisconsin Gov. Evers forgot to add “Trademark” at 3:42
“On the Tony Evers excitement scale, that goes from ‘holy mackerel’, and maxes out at ‘heck yes’… I am JAZZED as hell” 😂 middle aged white dudes say the darndest things
I need the shark plug, please..
Thank you
Gosh... brazilian sharks!? I just gotta need to know the tiny details of that. Unexpected, but.. well.. expected...
born and raised in WV and never once have I met anyone who married their cousin. Please stop perpetuating a stereotype that's never been a thing.
and it's one of the laziest jokes out there- you're the Tonight Show and that's the best writing you can get?
The polling data was funny.
seth meyers would have called out by name the writer who came up with that donut/goatee joke.
Tony Stark would be offended by the donut joke 😂
Sharks test positive and Miami had an 88 lb bag of cocaine wash up yesterday.
Vote 🗳️ Blue
Universal basic income
Did you know there are a lot of states where you can legally marry your first cousin, West Virginia is not one of them.
The shark song made me lol. 👍
The president droop out by tweet and pre-recorded video, lol
We love the the show.
Cocaine sharks...lmao
Calzone is a a pizza Taco.
I can see the movie, COCAINE SHARK.
Get Trump to have a cameo in that!
As the first victim ;)
There's only one true celebrity couple that has their own tequilla; and that is Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston with their 'Dos Hombres'!
Ever know today is Cousin 's day 🎉🎉🎉😂😂
Sequel to cocaine Bear - Cocaine Sharks.
That poll thing was super lame.
Wow. That pie chart thing really dragged out.
Bless President Biden. So grateful he did the right thing for us! No use criticizing his words. We must move forward and fight for our nation!
I wish I could see full shows....Too many cyber hoops to jump!
Good stuff as always
I don’t think the people praising him realize what he’s actually telling them. If democracy is on the line as he says, he’s saying that after having three years to prove himself, he doesn’t believe he can convince the country that he’d be a better choice than a dictator who will take away their democracy! That’s pretty bad!
Good to know if this late night show gig doesn't work out, Jimmy can get a job as a professional book stacker
Noooooo😮 Jimmy you can say that😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
A new M. Night Shyamalan movie starring Josh Hartnett? Did I just time travel to 2002? Hold on everyone, I have to go warn George W. Bush not to invade Iraq.
2nd post = 191 votes
3rd post = 189 votes
5th post = 185 votes
..and they decided to post the 2nd and 5th post.. 😑😑
We love your show jimmy fallon
Who's we?
@@elon69420 That's probably one of his cousins lol
They could not get a poll out that quick to show Kamala is in the lead. What a bunch of you know what.
To anyone dealing with depression or feeling low, don’t give up on life, no matter what bad things happened in your past, don’t let them define you or control your destiny, you are all important and loved!, there is hope for all of us!
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The second post I meant.
Please allow me to introduce oh that's right the stones changed the lyrics , how's that for a joke you joke
Awesomeness
@9:19 HOLY SH!T some people SHOULD NOT have their feet exposed.
Irene is not entitled to that money
I've watched you for years and TH-cam algorithms just kept hiding you for me I found you
fire whoever that wrote the pie graph segment lmao
dragged on longer than my grandma
Ok who's bored enough to sum up the actual percentage that voted in that pie chart bit
Are the writers on summer break?
This Time: Vote FOR the TRUE Independent REFORM Candidate…
REMEMBER In November…! Vote RFK, ALL The WAY…!!!
Doug for first gentleman 2024!!!
For the first time, I love Elon Musk.
Vote Momala, not Grumposan. Thank you.
The democrats did not call Trump Hitler, his VP pick Vance did. Go look it up Pierce.
JAZZED AS HELL 🎉 😅
He must be from kentucky
Those are the sharks mentioned by trump
What is that color Jimmy's wearing dark chocolate deep plum? tamarind making some new shades that's good whatever it is.. and if he's lying about Matt Damon lol