I wasted an hour of my life reading the audience reviews of Reagan on Rotten Tomatoes by trying to figure out which ones were real and which ones were bots cuz the audience rating is at the high 90s lol.
Charlotte's uncontained bigotry towards the Welsh community is poisoning Astrogoblin. I am particularly offended by her calling us **** and ******* despite the clear discomfort of her co-hosts.
never watched this channel before but first thing i noticed was the wall of gunpla (based), then i recognized jacob (i used to watch funhaus so many years ago), and then i was introduced to charlotte (we love a trans queen) so basically what im saying is youtube sniper-accurately crafted this video recommendation and beamed it into my head to convince me that i need to subscribe
There's now a review from a day ago that reads: "Do not see this movie! This movie left me with so many feelings that made me uncomfortable. Anytime that asain (sic) came up on screen, I felt so strange and didn't know how explain it! Save yourself the money and go watch a classic."
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF THIEF LORD IN OVER A DECADE. Combine that with the Narnia game and I'm starting to believe these videos are made specially for (child) me. Also, I was really hoping they put that their kid liked Baby Geniuses during the credit scene.
Seeing this, I was desperate to know what they had to say about Assassin 33 AD. The christian movie where Jesus gets shot in the head by an evil time travelling muslim. Unfortunately I dont think they have it on there.
I was desperately trying to remember the name of the Thief Lord this week and Charlotte pulling it out of NOWHERE made me feel my mind touching the void
This is a google chrome let’s play channel
This channel would have saved stadia 😢
i love when you guys play google chrome
It’s a great way to cheapen operating costs, you can just buy Chromebooks. Don’t need a beef PC if you’re just playing Chrome.
Wouldn’t have it any other way ❤
bring back google trends+
The way Patrick can inhabit the headspace of an octogenarian serial killer with the way he types as Salzige is fucking unhinged.
I can't believe Charlotte said such vile things about the Danish in this video that I haven't seen
Facebook staff right now:
Somehow, Salzige Cayde-heringe returned
Gamers: “Don’t listen to critics! Listen to the audience reviews!”
The audience reviews:
Da Krampus was scary but not as scary as those men in those tight little gstrings
I wasted an hour of my life reading the audience reviews of Reagan on Rotten Tomatoes by trying to figure out which ones were real and which ones were bots cuz the audience rating is at the high 90s lol.
@@aegresen Sorry but I trust all those bots over the professional critic with blue hair and pronouns in their bio 😤
@@rasengdori13 lol. Have fun watching Reagan on loop then
@@aegresen i should have clarified that i was doing satire
Charlotte is really the queer representation the world needs, we are tired of hiding the fact we all use slurs all the time.
The goon queen nobody asked for
I'm trans and bust out f*g and tr***y at least 50 times per sentence when with my trans friends
Charlotte's uncontained bigotry towards the Welsh community is poisoning Astrogoblin. I am particularly offended by her calling us **** and ******* despite the clear discomfort of her co-hosts.
Haven't seen it, but I think this video is good 🤷♂️
Just watched. Be careful, very demonic
flippin' hilarious
Nope, wrong, Krampus is in it, and who do YOU think the red one is??? More like @tush666
I went to read some reviews of that film and it's a shame the most helpful one from Salzige had been removed.
I like that there doesn't even need to be anything resembling a game at this point.
so much of conservative fearmongering is being horny and upset about it. its incredible.
ADHD speed run world record.
My favorite Mongolian ruler, G. Angus Khan
His birth name, prior to becoming a warlord, was Temu Jimmy
The adventures of Salzige Cayde-Heringe continue!
I'm glad Patrick didn't say it, that's our word
I would like to be used as a censor bar next time Carlot uses the gamer word, please.
What Defense Contractor do you represent?
@@username1660 all of them
I believe Charlotte is referring to the "Alex Rider" series; that's a name I hadn't thought about in a loooooong time
I could feel Satan in this video, good work gang
my dozen strong boys are beign raised on this channel. VERY GOOD BOYS
As a Christian I cannot condone this reaction vid. There were too many demons in it and it scared my poor Brinleigh Tasynne Jashliey half to death.
"Board Certified Homosexual" got me (update: my face hurts laughing from this video)
I'm so used to people being weird about games it was nice to be reminded that people get weird about movies too
Missed opportunity to review Shadowman.
I truly thought they were going to look up Megalopolis. Missed opportunity.
I was just lamenting about Funhaus today, then stumbled across this page!
I was hoping the movie list would end with Blue is the Warmest Color
Charlotte laughing herself hoarse healed my soul.
never watched this channel before but first thing i noticed was the wall of gunpla (based), then i recognized jacob (i used to watch funhaus so many years ago), and then i was introduced to charlotte (we love a trans queen) so basically what im saying is youtube sniper-accurately crafted this video recommendation and beamed it into my head to convince me that i need to subscribe
im jealous of the hazenthley ii rah and neo zeong in the stack of boxes btw
As an English person I get highly offended whenever some American talks about my horrific teeth.
Imagine that.
There's now a review from a day ago that reads:
"Do not see this movie! This movie left me with so many feelings that made me uncomfortable. Anytime that asain (sic) came up on screen, I felt so strange and didn't know how explain it! Save yourself the money and go watch a classic."
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF THIEF LORD IN OVER A DECADE. Combine that with the Narnia game and I'm starting to believe these videos are made specially for (child) me.
Also, I was really hoping they put that their kid liked Baby Geniuses during the credit scene.
Charlotte's vibe is impeccable
I swear if the kid spy Cheeks is thinking about is Stormbreaker I'll have an existential crisis
A THIEF LORD REFERENCE?? THEY KNOW HOW TO KEEP ME COMING BACK!
Unfortunately the review is not up anymore :(
The whole "request speaker" filling out the form bit had me in tears! Omg my face hurts so much right now 😂😂
I found you guys! Glad you all are still having fun and doing well!
If the patreon bonus isn't uncensored slurs what are we even doing here
Having only ever heard the films name, i genuinely thought it was a Star Wars spin off.
A.I. wishes it could formulate a review like Patrick can.
Petition for Astrogoblin to never play a video game on this channel again. Cruising the internet is just so, so good
You know Jacob edited this if you hear the untitled goose game honk sound 0:45
I can’t find the review they left 😔 I’m guessing the sensitive Christian’s reported it.
Abolish Audience reviews. I fully believe and standby this
Please do more Common Sense Media
I love this channel so much. Binging all of it at once rn.
I like your username
@@MatiProbably I like your username too sir.
Tsk tsk Charlotte I heard that hard F.... how dare you say that about the Finnish
Just got laid off, so glad I have so many videos to watch from y’all 💖
Close enough welcome back funhaus
Disney strongarmed the author to restart the Artemis Fowl with his baby twin brothers as main characters.
It reads as a cry for help.
Love the video. Lots of the devil, cussing, and queer behavior. My FAVORITE!!!!
I saw The Artemis fowl assault people with his butler
The Christmas themed outro music had me going. HUGE MESS
The Lore grows
Dang, Jacob coming up with Blue Ruin, deep pull!
went to the website to get a good common sense review of Red One. I didn't see Salzige's review yet, I'll come back once the real knowledge is posted.
I love this new era of Astrogoblin
I miss old Astrogoblin
At minute 15:12 you can see Patrick lock back in to the 84 year old persona
Seeing this, I was desperate to know what they had to say about Assassin 33 AD. The christian movie where Jesus gets shot in the head by an evil time travelling muslim. Unfortunately I dont think they have it on there.
Salzige content is peak. Please do more.
Charlotte just brainblasted me with the thief lord, what a random pull from childrens literature
As a Dutch, I'm so happy it was Char who brought up Zwarte Piet. Of course Char knows Zwarte Piet.
I hope you cover this site some more. Absolute gold mine.
I was desperately trying to remember the name of the Thief Lord this week and Charlotte pulling it out of NOWHERE made me feel my mind touching the void
I hope you guys got sponsored because this video single handedly sold me on watching Red One
Charlotte's sheer joy at Patrick's typing antics never fails to make me cackle.
More of this. 😂
i’m so glad i found y’all again 😂😂😂
didn't think there would be a Zwarte Piet reference in this video
This video HAD ME GOING in a way i havent felt in many decades (19M).
The boy spy is Alex Rider, BTW.
All this Krampus fear. The Krampus won't drag you to hell. He'll just beat the shit out of you for being on the naughty list.
Charlotte, i loved reading Artemis Fowl as a kid (obviously), i feel very seen, thanks girl
This might be the best astrogoblin video to date and that is saying something.
I wonder how these people would react to the tv show Lucifer.
"THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE THE DEVIL A GOOD GUY!"
"Don't Google Black Peter" 😂
That site is going to be my new go-to for recommendations from now on.
I was not prepared for Charlottes to know ALL the artemis fowl books. Now thief lord thats comman knowledge
Good god, Charlotte got me with the Theif Lord, I haven't thought about that in years!
What will it take for the goblins to try out some surströmming on stream?
So this is what happened to the Acoylte reviews...
HUGE MESS
I'm starting at my copy of the Thief lord as I watch this
Hadn’t laughed this hard in a while. Thanks y’all!
This new music is so calming
my sister said "scuzi" for months after seeing the thief lord, annoyed the shit out of me. also septimus heap rocks
[mouse from matrix running into room] Patrick’s in Chrome!!
I was so exited to find out what "Beef Lord" was...
Are those new music tracks I hear? Just in time for Christmas!
SALIZGE IS DAS ULITIMATE BOSS
I was screaming “ALEX RIDER!!!” at Charlotte
And here I thought this was an Alt-Right channel.
The Blue Ruin pull was a masterstroke. Great movie too. This is my Christian review
10:55 alex rider!
Goblin Gang! Happy holidays, heathens!
1:31 review sounds like something CommentEtiquette would type
PLEASE do more Salzige reviews
Was the boy spy Charlotte was thinking of Alex Rider from Point Blank?
I'm here for the Artemis Fowl deep dive
Every Christian movie ive seen had way too much gun violence in them. This is bizarre.
Salzige