And those hospital are of Wayne corporate don't forget half of the business in Gotham were of Bruce Wayne even harbor and those crime lord in some manner paid Wayne corporate
@@bradleyamos9519hahah it does look disappeared but spoiler- if you pause it at the right moment you can see the cup falling down over the orange booth in back
@@stellamariefanboy.6768idk what mcdonald’s u got but most of them have the crispyest fizzyest sprite known to man. i use to drive to the rich part of town just to get some back in hs 😂
lmaoo its even worse when youre standing up you get slammed and try to fall back while guarding then the next thing you know you cant see shit and get slammered by a haymaker
@@v1key772 Bro getting caught or rocked sucks lol I caught a roundhouse to the chin during training once and its exactly like this lol Bam white flash and then the ears ringing while your stumbling everywhere trying to defend yourself.
Batman goes from beating criminals to anyone for any small misdeeds. That happens when you have too much free time on your hand after finishing of all criminals
3 favorite things 1) the double jump kick is just always hylarious 2) the one leg'd 90 degree kick is a banger 3) the way batman engages the perp from the head nods to the hand rubbing is the bees knees lol.
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well think of it this way he got the sprite bandit but he also gave him a years supply down his throat without paying so the cup fingerer went at loss too😂😂😂
Why is batmans voice so deep I can't that is one thing I love about these videos the second reason is he always comes up with these hilarious comments like the boy that is always doing bad things he says sorry when Batman catches him and Batman says NO YOU'LL NEVER WAlK AGAIN (🦇 Justice) (for Gotham country) (were am I) goo night lolll i cant with batman he is too funny also god bless
"spriiiitttteee" had me rolling😂😂😂
On god 😂😂😂
Same here man🤣
Me too😂
This is the best one
You never learn 🗿
Batman gave you a yearly suply of sprite at the end, what a nice guy
You mean life long? 😂😂
@@MonsieurDucklethope his lungs are enough for the supply, batman worked hard for him
It was a very short life.
Through a straw too i might add
@@The.Joker.. batman gave you cosmetic surgery with a beating , such a nice guy
Gotham crime rate = 0.001 percent
Gotham hospital patients =200 percent
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I want be the best doctor in Gotham
is that water😂
Because of Batman, Doctors be balling and citizens need more jobs, the mayor and commissioner are lowering prices in general
And those hospital are of Wayne corporate don't forget half of the business in Gotham were of Bruce Wayne even harbor and those crime lord in some manner paid Wayne corporate
“Hit ‘em with the wet sign in case we catch him slipping”
das wild
Fax🤣
Bars 🔥
Blue face baby
"SPRRIIIIIIITE!!!" That's not gonna leave my brain waves.
Same im stuck hearing SPRRIIIIIITE!!!! now and am dying of laughter
Yep me to! Me to!
Ahahahhhahahahaha same here 😁😁💀
Ich habe es mit batman Stimme gelesen lol😂
I would be worried 😢
I’m addicted to these Batman skits 💀💀
Same bro 😂
Sameee-
Saaame😂 these Batman combos got me cracking up.
@@midknightshade330" where am i? 🦇" 😂
@@midknightshade330YOU’RE DOING CRACK
Imagine being the employee watching someone in a batman costume beat up a camera
lol
Is Batman fake
@@ivanaravnjak4956 no he is real but in the DC universe 😂
@@MarwanHadidi nah he real I met him the other day
@@Local69since you met him
Are you now in the hospital?
Nahhhhh he was 4 fingers deep in the courtesy cup 😭😭
He needs to be deep in me hnnf
Imagine making money for beating ya own a$$ 😂😂
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed hahaha
And batman didn't even finish him for that
Wait if Batman commits a crime does he just beat up himself? 😮
Weird? That water, tastes like CRIME
💀🤣
Underrated comment lmao 😂
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh😂💀
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂 I read it in the voice
"Is ThAt waTer?.... SPPUURRIITTEE"
Bro I can't 💀
Cant what
@@defaultuser0856 can't sleep
God: “ what’s the last thing you heard before you died “
Man: “spriitteee”
Batman doesn't kill, he leaves them on 1hp
no, he say "you wanna sprite?"
@@flamesthedummy .1 hp criplles you ptsd
No he died in one hit from batman and guess what i got a free vr wait who is knocking hello uhhh Batman: a game that is a crime
"SPRRRRIIITTTEEEE"
*words before disaster*
“SprIIIIIIIITE” got me SO BAD😂
Bro fr said it like it was his lifelong enemy 😂
Ahahahahah😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
The way he said “sprite” is what got me
fuck that i wanna know where the cup went
@@bradleyamos9519hahah it does look disappeared but spoiler- if you pause it at the right moment you can see the cup falling down over the orange booth in back
that, and the axe kick got me 😭
Seriously me too
SPERIIIIIIIIIITEEH😡🥶🫵🏾
“SPPRIIIIIIITTTTTEEEEE” dude I can’t 😂
Sprite ❌
SprIIIIIIITTE ✅
Is that water?
SPRIIIIIIIIIITE
Sent to the 6th realm.
To the shadow realm
Sent to HELL
you're finally awake
That was awesome 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Surprised the cashier didn't jump in as well
Don't you get the cashier IS BATMAN
Well cashier put on the bat-signal to batman
Cashier pops up in the back with a crappy Robin costume...
"Holy stolen soda, Batman!"
That would’ve been gold.
@gavinblake
Remash. I DECLARE A REMASH!
“WAIT BATMAN ITS JUST SPRITE”
“ITS NOT SPRITE, ITS JUSTICE”
Nah there was just ice in that cup
The way he hands him the water cup. I'm dying 😂😂
Mom calls that the hepatitis hold
Being waterboarded with McDonald's Sprite gotta be in at least the top 5 worst ways to die.
Then you will get all sticky
@@kayden539fk😏
It’s not as bubbly at least, more watered down so it’s not as bad as sprite Just more sticky
@@stellamariefanboy.6768idk what mcdonald’s u got but most of them have the crispyest fizzyest sprite known to man. i use to drive to the rich part of town just to get some back in hs 😂
This ain't McDonald's but it would be more degrading if it was
The axe kick gets me every time. 😂😂
Same
Every god-damn time
its the stomp that gets me 💀
It’s the jumping that gets me 😂😂😂
Low key now I’m questioning if Batman even paid for his drink🤔🧐😭😂
"Batman doesn't kill"
Also Batman when you try to drink soda for free:
Batman: "Is that water?"
(Take a sip)
Batman: "SSPPRRRIIITTEEEE!!"
(Insane beatdown)
As someone whose been in fights and got his ass kicked, i can confirm this is what it looks like to get your ass kicked
Literally exactly like this fr. You get rocked then the instant you regain your bearings, you see another hit flying your way 🤣
@@FatherPunThose white flashes of light 🥴
lmaoo its even worse when youre standing up
you get slammed and try to fall back while guarding then the next thing you know you cant see shit and get slammered by a haymaker
@@v1key772 Bro getting caught or rocked sucks lol I caught a roundhouse to the chin during training once and its exactly like this lol Bam white flash and then the ears ringing while your stumbling everywhere trying to defend yourself.
😂😂
The batman we need, but don't deserve.
Not the Batman we want, but the Batman we... have.
@@breadmeisterI’m surprised both DC Comics, DC Studios, and WB hasn’t seen these videos and we’re laughing
@@DedricSilva I'm just laughing at the notion that this Batman doesn't actually fight crime, but just beats up the one guy all the time.
@@breadmeister truth
Batman goes from beating criminals to anyone for any small misdeeds. That happens when you have too much free time on your hand after finishing of all criminals
“SPRIIIIIITE” sounds like a *CRIMMMMMMEE* XD 🤣
Batman after successfully eliminating all major crimes and having to resort to small crimes to keep his job
The clerk: *watches Batman destroy half the store AND use 100x more sprite*
He can pay.
Just send the bill to Bruce Wayne lol!
It's the cost of justice.
Batman: You want what he's havin?
Clerk: no..
Batman: That's what I thought. Justice.. FOR GOTHAM!!
@@leihamada4672Batman ain't a criminal now bro chill
Lmao the employee sticks his whole ass hand in the cup when he gives to him, could you imagine that in real life?😂
He probably turned in his two weeks notice two weeks ago.
I was hoping Batman would whoop him instead
He straight violated that cup
It was the first thing I noticed, so I expected Batman to whoop him.
@@sotl7749Batman: so you like health code violations? You’re gonna love this (suffocates him in a supply of lettuce)
The 2 feet stomp always gets me😂
“SPRITTTTEEEEE” 🗣️ is what did it for me lol
Bro he put his whole ass hand inside the cup 😂
Y’all seen that too!?😂
If this is in Gotham, shouldn’t be a surprise…
FR, I'm washing it in the bathroom 3 times with soap before using it 😂
I thought I was just me😭
The look on the guy face when he received the cup had me weak 💀💀💀💀💀
“SPRRIIIIITE” is stuck in my head now. 💀
After the beating: “NOW TALK!”
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA TAKE HIS HEAD, PUT IT UNDER THE SODA DISPENSER THINGIE AND TURN IT, I LOVE THIS GUY!!
You wanted sprite but Gotham wanted justice
Just Ice
@@kaungsetmoe4876 Maaan you actually got me lmao
Underated
444th. 😂
Bro took an axe kick straight to the dome then proceeded to get Sprite-boarded
LMFAOO. I am wheeezing! My chest!! loll
🤣😂
The way, Batman said sprite Ashleigh got me😂
Bros last words " can I get a water cup?" 💀
I'm in love with these 😭😂
" ItS SpRiTE🗿"
The way he said
“Spriiite”
Was just perfect
That jumping kick by Batman 😂❤
Imagine walking in a McDonald's and u see a guy dressed in a batman costume drownin his camra 😂😂😂
The way Batman said "ssssPPPPRRRRRIIIITTTTTEEEEE" after finding out what the drink was sounded way cooler than it had any right to be
Why the fuck does Batman always fuck this guy
lol
The axe kick into the stomp will never not be funny
It’s not funny to me
@@NopenotyoumyguyI'm sorry
@@NopenotyoumyguyI apologize
@@Nopenotyoumyguy Sorry ig
@@Nopenotyoumyguyggs fellow
Seriously Batman be spawning out of nowhere like a Minecraft server 😭😭😭
Not gonna talk about how the cashier absolutely violated that cup lol
The way seller gave the cup to that man was so accurate 💀
They actually stick their fucking fingers in the cup???
i wonder why batman didn't beat him up tho ~
Sticking his whole ass germy hand in the cup
@@waspwrap1235puss
And hesitated too, to dig it in there lol
3 favorite things
1) the double jump kick is just always hylarious
2) the one leg'd 90 degree kick is a banger
3) the way batman engages the perp from the head nods to the hand rubbing is the bees knees lol.
Aye that double jump kick took me out!😂😂😂😂he hell dude !
kick #2 got me
One leg 90 degree kick = doing a Death Proof
Top tier comment. Thoughtful and detailed.
Pretty sure the 2nd one is called an axe kick
imagine being in a serious meeting with your Boss and your brain goes SPPPPRRRRRIIITEEEE 💀
Batman violating every rule of the Geneva Convention just to stop a less than petty crime was quite the sight.
Geneva to do list you mean
The first ever batman parody I watched and still a classic. 😂😂😂
Believe in the death, barrel, and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Repent means a change of mind. You need to change your mind from unbelief to believing in the true gospel of Jesus Christ. Jesus died for your pass, present and future sins. He was buried and He rose on the third day. Stop going by your own self righteousness and go by God's righteousness, which is only through Jesus Christ by putting your full trust in Him. The Son of the living God. Whosoever believes in Him will not parish, but have ever lasting life. You cannot lose your salvation, He will never leave you or for sake you. Nothing can pluck you out of God the Father's hands.
@@cityonahill8687 Cool, but could he beat batman with prep?
Look up " batman can't stop thinking about sex" it's another Hilarious parody
True
Look up Pete Holmes’ Badman
The real villain was the guy that handed him the cup, with his hand in it. 😂 Batman should’ve got him too.
I was literally gonna say that. It was criminal 🤣
Facts....and almost everyone let that slide, we the only ones mentioning it...
Glad I'm not the only one
Exactly cause first of all why you hand me my cup like that
well think of it this way he got the sprite bandit but he also gave him a years supply down his throat without paying so the cup fingerer went at loss too😂😂😂
“That may be a cup… but tonight? You’re getting CANNED”
Batman took it so personally that he started pulling objects out of thin air
The way he handed that water cup😮
I know right?😂😂
It really is Gotham
Haha. True villain. Can't believe Batman overlooked that shit.
@@TheSLashera😂😂😂😂😂he should have
The fucking bison stomp again lmao
That stomp gets me every time 😂
The shake with the spiriiiiiteeee kills me because that’s taht sprite affect
That flying kick was personal 😅
That's a flying stomp
You want sprite?
I noticed 😅
At least he got some sprite
Some
Nah I think Batman drained the entire machine
This man's beating is on another level💀
"Waterboarding is against the law Batman"
"SPRITE-boarding isn't"
This is golden 😂 “SPRIIIIITE” *first comes the punch, then a full combo* mans got his delivery 📦😭
Got his ass handed to him delivered with care
😂😂 hit-confirm into the level 1 super 😂😂😂
Batman is the main reason why Gotham isn't safe anymore....😅
😂😂😂
No where is safe not when he’s around
actually true
Your comment made me laugh 😂
well he are a law and justice fanatic
The double feet, the slippery warning sign, the baby chair… omg I can’t breath 😂😂😂😂😂
Batman putting the Spite in Sprite.
That was a whole mortal kombat fatality
*Heroic Brutality
batman dont kill
The double foot stomp always gets me 🤣😂
It’s so excessive 🤣😂🤣
Favorite part!😂
Blues tries to remake ohio
Indeed
No jokes 😂
He never learns .... I'm guessing Batman is soon going to develop brotherly feelings for him and he'll become his ROBIN !!
Plot twist it is actually a cup of water 😂
tbh it's not about the water, Batman just wanted to charge his phone with the cable in your hair
It’s not about the waaater batman… it’s about drinking the spriiite
He thinks he’s Anakin Skywalker
I'm pretty sure Batman is beating up his twin.
“You wanted sprite!” Got me good
HAMKSKSMJDJDMDMSJSMND
Not the high chair bro
The same guy
It's like he's immortal 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The axe kick and Bison stomp always gets me. 😂😂😂😂
That stomp was diabolical 😂
I support his brand of justice.
He got the drink that he wanted .
But not the drink that he deserves.
With the hospital bills attached, that's a $20,000 cup of Sprite.
Not if you don’t get caught
@@landolonnie8811bro... he literally got caught.😂
Props to the same guy being alive after all these severe beat downs.
Batman and a joker thing
In my head ither customers are sitting there watching batman beat a man half to death and are just like “welp he shouldve followed the rules”
that axe kick follow up with that stomp is just epic
Batman’s no kill rule= Permeant brain damage
Batman kills the soul so that the body can stay alive without any thought so no crime happens
Gordon standing off the side with a coffee: "Hell of a job, Batman. We'll take it from here..."
"started shooting"
@@alex_abadi42 *never stops shooting*
❤ I love you are Batman ❤️
😂😂😂
You’re on to something here… need to add the commissioner asap
HE GOT WATERBOARDED BY A SODA MACHINE💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro the table slam is what got me*sprrrrrite*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I will literally never get tired of these.
I’ve watched it so many times
These videos are all based on the same thing(beating up a guy for something completely overlookable) but they never get old.
Ok are we just not gonna acknowledge that the guy handed him the cup with his fingers in the cup
his look of disgust said it all
The real crime
...the moment when the insanity began...
I was looking for this comment
Welcome to Gotham
Me At KFC: collecting everyone's cup to fill every soda and.. my mmother sees... 💀
Is that water spriiiitttte had me laughing dead on the floor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This shit was insanely well made
THIS IS AMERICA 😂😂😂
With the hero music 😂😂😂
Better than cw
I’m addicted to this Batman
The real crime was the employee putting his fingers in the cup
Shit in addicted to these shorts
I’m so glad these batman shorts are back
Remember guys, the big bat doesn’t kill.... he just let you live as vegetable for the rest of your life.
The look the cashier gives the guy as he hands him his cup is the look of a man who has done this before and knows an epic beating is about to happen
Why is batmans voice so deep I can't that is one thing I love about these videos the second reason is he always comes up with these hilarious comments like the boy that is always doing bad things he says sorry when Batman catches him and Batman says NO YOU'LL NEVER WAlK AGAIN (🦇 Justice) (for Gotham country) (were am I) goo night lolll i cant with batman he is too funny also god bless