The BEST Home Defense Melee Wеapon Tier List

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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the best home defense melee weapon?
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  • @theronraam23
    @theronraam23 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Spear and shield. For confined spaces use, I refer you to the battle of Thermopylae

    • @nicholascecil6733
      @nicholascecil6733 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny, the hot gates are what I call my bathroom, so that battle strat checks out

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The answer is always spear and shield. Since forever 😅

    • @theronraam23
      @theronraam23 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ManDuderGuy I still have to get a spear, but a do have a round shield and a full tang Viking sword.

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theronraam23 I'd love to have a few nice melee items...but the truth is I won't really train with them, because I have shooty bangbangs.
      If it came down to a need to have such weapons, I could make them myself or improvise something. But they wouldnt be pretty.

    • @ShakenPig
      @ShakenPig ปีที่แล้ว

      They were in Phalanxes though. With no way for an enemy to circle around you or get past your spear

  • @morganrae2121
    @morganrae2121 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That lube yourself up idea is great Kyle. If the guy knocks you out you've just lubed yourself up for him 😂

    • @JohnJones-qj8dm
      @JohnJones-qj8dm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It prepares you for any situation

    • @Jarl_egbert
      @Jarl_egbert ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charles Bronson, britains most notorious inmate, used to get naked and lube himself up with lotion or whatever, before attacking prison guards. When they tried to grab him, he would just slip out like an eel, lmao. I guess it works.

  • @kyledodson2992
    @kyledodson2992 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well I’m in Florida… so melee weapon is pretty far down the failure list, but should it come down to that. Large skillet feels really good. Wide enough to deflect a bat or knife, but weighted enough to make someone see lights. I’m not kidding. I have a spare pan in my bed room closet

    • @SparkkyBojangles
      @SparkkyBojangles ปีที่แล้ว

      Shield and a telescopic baton. Bro, frying pans are good and will do damage but a real deal telescopic baton will immobilize most humans in a few light smacks.

  • @Texasplit
    @Texasplit ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Sometimes I almost wish I didn’t own and carry guns… there’s so many cool melee options 🤣 I want a battle axe/hammer

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should look into like a war pick or horseman's pick those are scary

    • @ScrubLordJenkins
      @ScrubLordJenkins ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Igorot headhunter axe is my weapon of choice

    • @ryanvogel9610
      @ryanvogel9610 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nun chuck to the face could put a man down

    • @drdelewded
      @drdelewded ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a Canadian with only melee options available I wish I could carry guns

    • @Texasplit
      @Texasplit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drdelewded move to Texas brother 💪🏻 we need more like you!

  • @johnmagus6341
    @johnmagus6341 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he gets clowned for the "pool cue moves".

  • @daveyj44
    @daveyj44 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hammer it’s hard to snatch away and you can brake bones

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Gazoon, it's just a sock with a rock and dog shit inside it but trust me, you do not want to get hit with it.

    • @redclayscholar620
      @redclayscholar620 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck possessed a man to create such a thing?!

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn ปีที่แล้ว

      why the dog shit? 😂

    • @Robert_e_house
      @Robert_e_house ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zer0Spinnpsychological damage after the fact 😂

  • @jeddunning7058
    @jeddunning7058 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get a halibut deep sea Ugly Stick. Some are shorter than pool cues, easier to swing in a door or hall way, then cut the eyes for the line off... viola a beatin stick.

  • @Lonemite
    @Lonemite ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always use the pocket sand

  • @slabhead4832
    @slabhead4832 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would opt for some heavy or spiked brass knuckles, pretty much makes every strike to the head a killer one and any body strike will brake something. It only gets better with any fighting training

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You break his jaw, he stabs you 6 times.

    • @loogiemusmaximusoftides8540
      @loogiemusmaximusoftides8540 ปีที่แล้ว

      Distance is king, being that close is a last resort, even spears can be used in close range very effectively.

  • @potatomcgee6313
    @potatomcgee6313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that over the years kitties store has never disappeared

  • @christopherwebber1104
    @christopherwebber1104 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saw a video of a pool cue to the eye that killed dude on the spot. Just wicked stick, in the eye.

  • @davidblank420
    @davidblank420 ปีที่แล้ว

    A sock full of change i keep in the freezer.
    As i slap someone across the face with it, i will scream, "COLD HARD CASHHHHH!!!!"

  • @CamMackay96
    @CamMackay96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baseball bat has to be to go to in terms of balancing realistically having it available while still dealing a lot of damage. You can put a ferocious swing on a small bat without needing much room

    • @ryanrexer
      @ryanrexer ปีที่แล้ว

      Modern times say the bat-ton is what’s going on. One arm and any slim light pole is dope. Also knowing wrist control makes a bat/bat-ton in any space the best or worst thing you can have. The gun is and will be the best realistic option in any situation,(even if it means sacrificing your ears)

    • @bubby3217
      @bubby3217 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hammer has way more leverage and a smaller, denser point of impact. One good swing with a heavy ballpeen and you're fracturing the skull for sure.

  • @sabinpaul2395
    @sabinpaul2395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Indoors I’d go 20oz flat claw 🔨
    Out doors probably go some sort of pole arm

  • @nunyabusiness1755
    @nunyabusiness1755 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gator tooth machete for offense. You are screwed if you get hit with either side

    • @JLewis1979
      @JLewis1979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a Gerber machete, with a saw side and a blade side that's nearly razor sharp. I would feel bad for the 'average' person trying to attack with anything other than a firearm or spear.

    • @A.M.Noon94
      @A.M.Noon94 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JLewis1979 I own the exact same thing. However, I've seen a number of videos and reviews showing how it becomes damaged after 3-4 hits. After that I went to a flee market and found myself a heavy duty brush machete for 10 bucks. Hell of a lot better, longer and sharper too.

  • @bubby3217
    @bubby3217 ปีที่แล้ว

    hammer. small, maneuverable, good leverage, small point of impact with a dense metal head. would break skulls for sure.

  • @simplemann101
    @simplemann101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wouldn't want to face a decent lacrosse player with a pool stick. Lax stick handling translates really well to self defense with a pole of any kind, especially when one end is weighted.

    • @Connection-Lost
      @Connection-Lost ปีที่แล้ว

      Paper beats rock. Gun beats lacrosse.

  • @TempleOfKnife
    @TempleOfKnife ปีที่แล้ว

    Hear me out. Mic stand. You can block with it, the base is at least 5 lbs, and if they grab the base you can just unscrew it and go "Donatello mode."

  • @MrCrashBandicoot25
    @MrCrashBandicoot25 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the funniest clips in a long while

  • @sriley4458
    @sriley4458 ปีที่แล้ว

    small sword or club is perfect unless theres more than one guy then maybe a normal sized sword

  • @batchagaloopytv5816
    @batchagaloopytv5816 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    a sword bottom line

  • @SoberIrishman2
    @SoberIrishman2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you want something that even if they block it still does damage. but if you cant fight without a weapon you shouldnt think that you will suddenly be able to fight with a weapon. go train and learn how to fight then add weapons once you can already strike and grapple

  • @johnmagus6341
    @johnmagus6341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Older brothers are no joke...

  • @carterfarrow9759
    @carterfarrow9759 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I accidentally killed a raccoon with a broom stick so a golf club would probably be a viable weapon

  • @Ninjersey1
    @Ninjersey1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A mini axe hatchet 🪓

    • @kingkane
      @kingkane ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s exactly what I have by my bed. A reliable fire escape tool, a decent self defense tool, and a great scare tactic to tomahawk throw at/near them while I grab my firearm

  • @sparrow9990
    @sparrow9990 ปีที่แล้ว

    A good beefy lacrosse stick. Not a d pole because they might be able to grab that but I mean, if u crosscheck someone in the face 1 or 2 times they ussually go down and it is a titanium stick. Stick checks to the arms can hurt like hell if u get a good swing. I couldn't imagine getting beat repeatedly by one on say my forearms. Like u get hit and u can't move that limb at all for minutes. Like if u slap check a guy in the face I don't think he will want to fight after that

    • @bubby3217
      @bubby3217 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..unless he's on meth, crack, pcp, etc. all he'd feel is his knife slipping into your ribcage

  • @Frank7G
    @Frank7G ปีที่แล้ว

    I would just use my Mosin bayonet. Now if i had prep. time its getting attached to a wooden mop now i have an effective range weapon.

  • @BlueBirdsProductions
    @BlueBirdsProductions ปีที่แล้ว

    Think about it thi you swing once with the golf club and you get blunt damagw, it bends and you swing again thenit breaks and becomes a stake/spear. Then you got a stabbing weapon. Trust me im british. Stabbing weapons my forté

  • @Alexthegreat122
    @Alexthegreat122 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wood Louisville slugger short

  • @jazeenharal6013
    @jazeenharal6013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Police/dog DPS build

  • @campy3888
    @campy3888 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An electric guitar is wayyyyy too heavy and the weight distribution is bad for swinging

  • @saacuul
    @saacuul ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi PKA clips

  • @iFingerediCarly
    @iFingerediCarly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Get rid of woody

  • @tamisthewizard3199
    @tamisthewizard3199 ปีที่แล้ว

    These guys need to pick up a golf club with an adult steel shaft you are hitting someone with the force of captain America to bend the shaft

  • @SupremacyDealer
    @SupremacyDealer ปีที่แล้ว

    If you brake the club you could start poking

  • @aidankline3902
    @aidankline3902 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How has nobody said baseball bat?? An aluminum one is super light, small even for hallways, and it’s weighted so can be used in a variety of ways. It’s also a damn bat so it’s simple to have anywhere in your house

    • @nunyabusiness1755
      @nunyabusiness1755 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you ever swung a bat in the house?

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nunyabusiness1755 You can jab with it if there isn't enough space for a full swing, it will still easily smash someone's face.

    • @aidankline3902
      @aidankline3902 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nunyabusiness1755 why I said it can be used it a variety of ways. It’s light and easy to move around, you can hit people with swings or jab with it. It’s metal so it won’t break and can defend against most if not all melee weapons. If you can’t figure it out with a baseball bat then Darwinism is doing it’s thing

    • @bubby3217
      @bubby3217 ปีที่แล้ว

      a jab with a baseball bat wont do much bro, even to the face or head. there are people who get shot in the face and keep fighting, a sloppy jab with what's essentially a big pipe isn't gonna deal damage reliably. especially not if the methhead you're fighting starts stabbing your guts out while you 'jab' the tip of your bat into him.. i'd like to see darwinism do its thing while you try and 'figure it out' with a bat @@aidankline3902

  • @tamisthewizard3199
    @tamisthewizard3199 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lancer from gears of war

  • @iFingerediCarly
    @iFingerediCarly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woody isn’t funny and very awkward, please get rid of him he’s holding you both back

  • @tnwodisciple42069
    @tnwodisciple42069 ปีที่แล้ว

    brass knuckles

  • @nikotheophanis8795
    @nikotheophanis8795 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bachete

  • @batchagaloopytv5816
    @batchagaloopytv5816 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you cant hit a police dog or mess w/it -they are treated like officers criminally

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which seems kind of unfair at times because cops tend to let the dogs have a liiiittle bit too much fun with it, to the point where I'm sure the reason the criminals are fighting back is because they fear for their life. Like be real, do you expect anyone criminal or not to just let a dog maul them without fighting back at all?

  • @alyssarichardson2544
    @alyssarichardson2544 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pocket sand.

  • @TheB00tyWarrior
    @TheB00tyWarrior ปีที่แล้ว

    Baseball bat is unparalleled. It minimizes accidental murder the most, out of all melee weapons. You can keep people 3 feet away, removing the possibility of being stabbed. A baseball bat will deflect every melee attack.

  • @JohnJones-qj8dm
    @JohnJones-qj8dm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sock on a baseball bat