Game Theory: Snake is a STONER (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain)

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  • @SolomonsWrath8088
    @SolomonsWrath8088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    I’m trying to sneak around but the smell of my blunt is alerting the guards

    • @spewe4474
      @spewe4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Talldolphin Gaming how do they not smell weed on that cardboard box

    • @masterofyee1738
      @masterofyee1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Talldolphin Gaming lol

    • @alexrouse6969
      @alexrouse6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Felt that

    • @michaelclark9482
      @michaelclark9482 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That LOUD😂😂😂

    • @BoWeava
      @BoWeava ปีที่แล้ว

      💩

  • @LilyEmbargo
    @LilyEmbargo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    *This theory exists*
    In game: Uses wormwood.

  • @GameTheory
    @GameTheory  10 ปีที่แล้ว +5596

    Game Theory is my drug of choice...

    • @dragoncross42
      @dragoncross42 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      And it is the best one

    • @tacticalmeme732
      @tacticalmeme732 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yup

    • @datboisenzu
      @datboisenzu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No wonder snake smokes

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The best drug of all Game Theory

    • @feralrats
      @feralrats 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The best drug of all indeed.

  • @caleblove9625
    @caleblove9625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    As soon as it said "kept u waiting huh" the video started buffering!?! Lol, snake hacks

    • @humansmoke2891
      @humansmoke2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guess you will have to keep waiting

    • @asrieldreemur3763
      @asrieldreemur3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had similar stuff happen to me

    • @genetic9679
      @genetic9679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine if ur phone died

  • @mr.fahrenheit3768
    @mr.fahrenheit3768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Imma save your time real quick:
    Here's a quick quote from Shalashaska himself: "That's wormwood, also known as absinthium. That's used to make your phantom cigars"

    • @jakemcalister8561
      @jakemcalister8561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Boom

    • @carlosiii6188
      @carlosiii6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Game theory is a lie!

    • @HoaxEditz
      @HoaxEditz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Matsa Sune never though about that but the lucid dreams associated would make sense

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He did this theory before the game was even out so I'm not surprised that he doesn't mention that

    • @nicklang6925
      @nicklang6925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Salad Snek absinthe is a completely different drug than weed tho!! Is matpat wrong?!?

  • @suicidalduck7707
    @suicidalduck7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    The fact that mat pat has never gotten high really shows in this video

    • @disc.3417
      @disc.3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      frr thats what i was thinking lmao

    • @MickeyD2012
      @MickeyD2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don't thiink MatPat is even a real person.

    • @squirrels666
      @squirrels666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Idc who you are. But not experiencing things like smoking weed and doing psychedelics is a total loss.

    • @shadowfoxx14
      @shadowfoxx14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's never smoked cigarettes either apparently.

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@shadowfoxx14 that's not a loss. But I agree, missing out on psychedelics and weed is a huge loss

  • @kay-pp4ye
    @kay-pp4ye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    8:05
    I just realized THATS why when someone is always depicted as addicted to crack in shows or somthing, they scratch at themselves

  • @alang6300
    @alang6300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Though I've always wanted to do the box one"
    Proof that MatPat was doing boxes before 2017

  • @loverofjesusMKII
    @loverofjesusMKII 10 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    I was honestly beginning to believe I was the only person on the planet who isn't a drinker, smoker or stoner

    • @SomeGuy_Somewhere
      @SomeGuy_Somewhere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      loverofjesusMKII nope...

    • @Confusedddd
      @Confusedddd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Dude...stoners are everywhere. They just don't talk about it

    • @ll-sl3kc
      @ll-sl3kc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yay I'm not alone.

    • @chillinchum
      @chillinchum 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      loverofjesusMKII Your not alone!
      Actually, I'm aware of quite a few people who don't.

    • @jamesligonjr6143
      @jamesligonjr6143 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Life is easier without drugs and alcohol, or at least in my findings.

  • @Areusupercereal_
    @Areusupercereal_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Just saying, usually potheads are some of the nicest people you will EVER meet :)

    • @morganpryde9125
      @morganpryde9125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine thinking that just because someone smokes weed that they're automatically a bad person.

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @NICEGUYNIC wait you don't know the stereotypical stoner?

    • @JackMcCrack10
      @JackMcCrack10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anybody can be a pot head dude, and not everbody is a nice person. Stop watching so many movies 😂

    • @Mystical_Zeus
      @Mystical_Zeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a certified veteran pothead can confirm.

    • @quentincapps3500
      @quentincapps3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a bad person, just a boring, lame person.

  • @johndoeanon445
    @johndoeanon445 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    Well, this is quite a SOLID theory...

    • @dismissing
      @dismissing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      **ba dum tss***

    • @johndoeanon445
      @johndoeanon445 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MikamiHakase Thank you. :D

    • @deltysiclebruh834
      @deltysiclebruh834 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no...nooooooo.noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @LinkdudeGaming
      @LinkdudeGaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yheeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

    • @DrakRiku1994
      @DrakRiku1994 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** You're righrt, but you still have to admit, that the pun was good

  • @raywhitmire2738
    @raywhitmire2738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    As someone who enjoys the occasional "Lettuce", I can honestly say that this is true. It's more than possible to smoke up, let the time fly by, and snap back to attention at will when necessary.
    Psycho Mantis though... THAT dude HAD to be on some combination of LSD, Shrooms, and Absinthe. I can't imagine ANYTHING else doing that level to him. Bruh.

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Psycho mantis is probably just doing straight dmt every day.

  • @LithiumThiefMusic
    @LithiumThiefMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    My stoner skill tree is S-tier in all branches

    • @jamesmartinez2749
      @jamesmartinez2749 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GravitySloth-- mine to man, mine to

    • @Kaam-tm8iy
      @Kaam-tm8iy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ●□● mines only a few S rank all the rest are A rank :

    • @formoth3rrussia472
      @formoth3rrussia472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dood Its really wrong to pick up girls in dungens

    • @GeekyGirlDee
      @GeekyGirlDee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good for you?!

    • @JohnFKennedy490
      @JohnFKennedy490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mine is an S++

  • @jarehelt
    @jarehelt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Dont kid yourself Matt, caffine is a serious and addictive drug

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Doesn't really have many long-term side effects. And it doesn't kill you. Yes it's addictive and withdrawal symptoms are a bitch but it's not gonna kill you, nor is it going to put you in a state of mind where you would consider killing yourself or doing something that will ultimately kill you, whether accidentally or on purpose.

    • @RPGRiot00
      @RPGRiot00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice weeds quote..

    • @vincenzobrugetti5194
      @vincenzobrugetti5194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@deffdefying4803 then you have never worked 80+ hours in a pay period relying on caffeine, if you reach that 800mg of caffeine a day, even if you get your sleep, you experience heart palpitations and can even go into cardiac arrest, and spikes in blood pressure so high you can litteraly pop a vain or artery. That's not even going into the binge of caffeine because you need to meet deadlines or have become addicted/dependent on rockstars/monster/red bull. Even the people that have become so dependent and addicted to those, they need to take the gas station pills to get threw the day and cannot sleep more than a hour or two if they really try, causing real mental problems. I have knows some truckers and over night warehouse workers that were completely strait edge and did not like drugs, But there caffeine addictions had cost them there family's and some have been hospitalised to were they would have died without medical attention.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah i didnt realise that a year ago, my bad

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup

  • @TrailerDrake
    @TrailerDrake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Insert obligatory 420 blaze it joke here?

    • @AlfredFJones-mb1or
      @AlfredFJones-mb1or 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll do that for you.
      #420blazeitsmokeweedzerryday
      There you go.

    • @dylanmiller1587
      @dylanmiller1587 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blazeee

    • @HeavenlyDemonicKid
      @HeavenlyDemonicKid 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, 530 burn it. Am I doing this "Youth" stuff correctly?

    • @TitosTheSalty
      @TitosTheSalty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know, how many scrubs be gettin' turnt up by that FaZe banter, m8? I think the qwikscops may be 3real5them to handle Snoop shakin' it.

    • @kevinfoster9897
      @kevinfoster9897 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was great seeing you at Magfest!

  • @scofield1154
    @scofield1154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    What is the answer to life, the universe and everything ?
    Nanomachines, son.

    • @Mr.President427
      @Mr.President427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michael Scofield
      played college ball you know

    • @mrniceface
      @mrniceface 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it was 42

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      42.

    • @senatormemestrong849
      @senatormemestrong849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy.

    • @jayfergy5809
      @jayfergy5809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Scofield, I read that as nachomachines at first. I was like, “My dream come true!”

  • @D0NTST4RT
    @D0NTST4RT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Don't judge you for not smoking bud. I judge you for drinking diet coke. Shits nasty

    • @HokkaidoWolf333
      @HokkaidoWolf333 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This needs to be a top comment.

    • @shaunjones8353
      @shaunjones8353 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i agree, top comment lol

    • @D0NTST4RT
      @D0NTST4RT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thats a truth bomb right there. Code Red is the menstrual blood of Athena herself

    • @D0NTST4RT
      @D0NTST4RT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *****
      It has aspertame which is a carcinogenic. i'd rather be an obese diabetic than a stomach cancer victim anyday

    • @TheBMAN541
      @TheBMAN541 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @arrubiooo2197
    @arrubiooo2197 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    R.I.P kitty0706.
    *You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best...*

    • @soviet_tank_lover
      @soviet_tank_lover 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ?

    • @thenewtroll3089
      @thenewtroll3089 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohhh i'm just a one eyed bloody monster

    • @soviet_tank_lover
      @soviet_tank_lover 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oliver Hoare oh never heard it before as i dont play as soldier mainly engineer/heavy

    • @RWxAshley
      @RWxAshley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Polish Gamer Polski gracz He was a good man on youtube. Made some pretty awesome Machinima using Gmod.

    • @Freeman-ct6kd
      @Freeman-ct6kd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real?

  • @cryingwithrage
    @cryingwithrage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Hey person trying to rewatch old game theory.

  • @asimabbas9991
    @asimabbas9991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I’ve never played the metal gear games so I thought Pat edited in that music and the clock in the background.....
    That music is really soothing.

    • @jayfergy5809
      @jayfergy5809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved Metal Gear Solid V. But when I struggle with something and find a challenge, I mostly get bored and give up. I really want to go back and play it again, though.

    • @depressedhamburger4880
      @depressedhamburger4880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a part of the song sins of the father

    • @doomguy9458
      @doomguy9458 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Been 6 years, did you play one yet?

  • @BorderlandsBoy0
    @BorderlandsBoy0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I've been a stoner for years and I haven't gotten any of these skill tree upgrades. I've been doing it all wrong

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      SGT Foley you haven't been equipping the points to the skill dude. Youve probably got hundreds just sitting there. Noob move

    • @TSFboi
      @TSFboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You can only level up in Amsterdam

    • @YannMack
      @YannMack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mastery of the strains will help.

    • @dylanjuvrud8808
      @dylanjuvrud8808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YannMack lol

    • @jayfergy5809
      @jayfergy5809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SGT Foley, you need to look after your marines! While you’re out smoking weed, your marines are out making a fool out of themselves! Get yourself together!

  • @Double_K_A
    @Double_K_A 10 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Hey psst?
    Come here. Hey psst, want some Game Theory? I have a lot of Game theory in here.

    • @songsong2698
      @songsong2698 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'll take a whole bag.

    • @Double_K_A
      @Double_K_A 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Corrupted Soul K, 5$ a pound.

    • @songsong2698
      @songsong2698 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *pays*

    • @Double_K_A
      @Double_K_A 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The Corrupted Soul Thanks, I can use this to buy me Some Smosh and maybe some Jwittz.

    • @raveelemental4928
      @raveelemental4928 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I...uh... do you have...any Game Theory? I...erm...need it 'cause... medical...reasons. **Shakes violently**

  • @lordofbanana6869
    @lordofbanana6869 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Me as Snake just standing there and smoking weed to pass 12 hours:
    -After 10 minutes: spotting little animals and insects on the ground and wanting to observe and interact with them.
    -After 20 minutes: Laughing at weird movements of those insects, wondering what they are doing and how a normal day looks for them (while constantly getting stuck on one thought and forgetting about what i was thinking in the first place)
    -After 30 minutes: Sitting/ Lying down, thinking about how i gave someone a wrong way description a couple days ago, wondering if this person found its way and feeling bad/guilty about giving the unintentional wrong description.
    After 40 minutes: Being paranoid as hell because i'm in enemy territory, searching a hiding spot, wanting to avoid any human interaction in this hostile place, doubding my own capability to kill someone in this moment.
    -After 50 minutes: Lying in hiding spot, starting to sleep.
    -After 7 hours: Waking up, smoking an other joint, going right back to sleep.
    -After12 hours: still sleeping, waking up way too late.

    • @50ftFrankenstein
      @50ftFrankenstein 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spot on

    • @AllHighAustin
      @AllHighAustin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snake stays up because he doesn't need to sleep he probably cant.

    • @linkbond08
      @linkbond08 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @de_gale
      @de_gale 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      AllHighAustin well snake could sleep if he was smoking a nice indica strain of weed

    • @SkylerB
      @SkylerB 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao! pretty good shit

  • @charlietr9815
    @charlietr9815 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I’m afraid it’s been… nine years.

  • @JohnnyCage0724
    @JohnnyCage0724 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    First of all, if you pick up wormwood and use the Intel radio, Ocelot says that it's what goes into the Phantom Cigar. Also, do more Metal Gear topics. They're very interesting.

    • @thinkingthoughts6079
      @thinkingthoughts6079 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marco Aguiar Dirt Coke drinking hack theorist guy. You gotta listen to Marco.

    • @gregistopal
      @gregistopal 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So a wormwood e cig?

    • @abstractawareness2358
      @abstractawareness2358 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it though?!

    • @JohnnyCage0724
      @JohnnyCage0724 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it is. I think you should clarify it somehow.

    • @axebearer
      @axebearer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wormwood doesn't have any effect when smoking though. However, do you know what does have an effect, and is abundant in Afghanistan? Cannabis.

  • @BryansVideoDump
    @BryansVideoDump 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Another thing that makes this theory work is the part explaining that the Phantom Cigar doesn't work when Snake is under stress.
    In my experience, nothing will kill your high quicker than one healthy shot of on the spot adrenaline.
    I like this theory, cause if I was in Snake's shoes, I'd be lighting up a bowl of some green serenity after every stressful encounter. Keeps your head calm.

    • @coffee3146
      @coffee3146 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yup you ever see stoners after they get pulled over by a cop? They sober up in about three seconds

    • @Knight_Astolfo
      @Knight_Astolfo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Number one way to bust my high: twirly red and blues. They don't even need to be in my rearview....

    • @humdrum9197
      @humdrum9197 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coffee Dude, I've had that experience before. XD

    • @88Hyo
      @88Hyo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once a Biology teatcher told me that,if you're drunk or high on pot and someone gives you a jumpscare you sober up instantly because of the adrenaline spike. So it makes sense,yes.

  • @xjdail
    @xjdail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Story by Kojima
    Cigar by Kojima
    Produced by Kojima
    Sound by Kojima
    Graphics by Kojima
    Kojima by Kojima

  • @Amayawolf_01
    @Amayawolf_01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The theory I really wanna see for this game is about Kaz. There's a notable scene where he removes his sunglasses to reveal that his eyes appear milky, as if he's blind. When you first rescue him, you can see very briefly at certain moments that, although Snake asks "did they do something to your eyes" and he replies "no, it's just bright," his eyes actually appear normal. I believe his eye color is actually something like hazel if my memory is correct. Now whether this was an intentional thing or not, he does have normal eyes in that scene. Yet he has milky eyes in the only other scene with his sunglasses off, and in many other scenes you can tell his eyes also have this milky appearance to them when you look closely at his sunglasses in scenes that are somewhat close to his face. I became aware that his eyes seemed weird long before he took his sunglasses off because of this. Despite the fact that the guy looks like he should be entirely blind, he acts as though he can see perfectly fine, other than a brief moment when Quiet retrieves Shabani's necklace and he kinda nudges the necklace around with his cane thing until Ocelot picks it up. And then he goes right back to acting as though he has perfect vision again. He also acts like he's reluctant to open his eyes after removing his sunglasses the one time, indicating that he may be somewhat photosensitive (something that would explain why he always wears the sunglasses, and could explain his reaction/response to Snake when rescued as well as why he wears sunglasses all the time in other games). I have heard everything from cataracts caused by a disease his mother may have had (I believe it was specifically an STD), to somehow he was exposed to some sort of radioactive chemical that may have splashed in his face and blinded him (a la Daredevil) and gave him some sort of radar vision thing where he can "see" but not in the traditional sense. Kaz does make a particular comment in his speech to the Diamond Dogs that "[They] will be [his] eyes." He also seems to sense Quiet when no one else does while she's invisible, but only the one time when she's beside the helicopter. When she first arrives and goes invisible to prove that she could hurt the soldiers on Mother Base but chooses not to take advantage of the surprise that being invisible would grant her, Kaz just kinda follows the soldiers after they locate her with thermal scopes, rather than being like "she's right there you idiots." So I suspect it was maybe intuition or possibly a lack of breeze from that side when the helicopter blades are spinning over them.
    My challenge to Game Theory is to come up with an answer to that mystery. I never could figure out how Kaz could interact with other characters even though he appears to be completely blind and even acts as though he is in brief moments. I would like to hear if there's any scientific explanation for this. Granted much of Metal Gear 5 seems to be stuff meant to make people go "how is that possible for 1980" (as was mine and my family's constant question when I played the game), I'm curious what you guys think could be the reason for Kaz's strange ability to see but maybe not see at all.

  • @SuperCharlieGames
    @SuperCharlieGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Excuse me, uh, sir MatPat, I found an idea you might like for a theory. How bad would the Falcon Punch hurt you? Or something along the line of that

    • @Axel230
      @Axel230 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I second this idea!!!

    • @rustyshovel7179
      @rustyshovel7179 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Axel230 that has already ben done, just so you know...
      You wouldnt have a face anymore.
      for the effects of the falcon punch, your fist would have to be going at mach 23.....

    • @castleoffiction96
      @castleoffiction96 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      DO IT!!! DO IT!!!

    • @EleazarA
      @EleazarA 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** if he is gonna do a theory of pikmin it should be about the world they are from, if you think about it it seems like some type of post apocalyptic earth because there is no humans but the stuff is there

    • @coralhendrix9197
      @coralhendrix9197 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree for MatPat Doug this, will we ever know?

  • @EelOBrian
    @EelOBrian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    For those who say Phantom Cigars are ONLY made of Wormwood have obviously never heard of a spliff.

  • @bartkomedy
    @bartkomedy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Why is there automatically an issue when someone hasn't done a drug harder than caffeine? Not everyone is into it, that doesn't mean that there is something wrong with a person.

    • @rizkunisnator
      @rizkunisnator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Wholeheartedly agree. It shows the insecurities of those people that want to shove drugs down everyone's throat just as was done to them.

    • @goner9696
      @goner9696 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did he say it was bad?

    • @bartkomedy
      @bartkomedy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batarn The very beginning he put a whole disclaimer about it before getting into the theory.

    • @knox140
      @knox140 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rizkunisnator same goes for the other side. I know people who will go out at the weekend and drink themselves stupid, smoke cigarettes or drink 10 cups of coffee a day and then judge me for smoking weed every so often.
      I don't know why it's such a revelation to you that there are obnoxious people in the world. but don't make the mistake of believing that they are all confined to one side of the debate on drugs...

    • @goner9696
      @goner9696 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bart Komedy He made a disclaimer that he is not advocating drug use, just because he says that doesn't mean he is against it. I don't advocate drug use either yet I support the right to make the choice of using it.

  • @tannerman6851
    @tannerman6851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:27 The editor that did that needs a raise.

  • @elianmendez665
    @elianmendez665 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The plant they used was revealed in the phantom pain

    • @DoomDeer
      @DoomDeer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Elian Mendez Yep! Wormwood! :D

    • @OB.x
      @OB.x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Elian Mendez Not THE plant, just one of many I think. I think it's closer to one of those propriety smoke blends that kept popping up (maybe a little weed in it, he sure seems to light up when he's stressed in cutscenes).

    • @djolegusman
      @djolegusman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +cvc I remember Ocelot just saying it's used for the Phantom Cigar when you pick it up. I don't know if the game gives you the full ingredients if there are more.

    • @Xspy70
      @Xspy70 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Elian Mendez I thought you were talking about Quiet xD
      She's technically a plant too you know

    • @DoomDeer
      @DoomDeer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NoeraZ well in game you pick up wormwood and Ocelot tells you that they use wormwood to make the phantom cigar.

  • @daversaluc
    @daversaluc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "It's Kojima, IT MUST BE COMPLICATED!"

  • @Zosojuan
    @Zosojuan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Mat pat later died. He OD'd on diet coke. ;(

    • @AidanMcQueeny
      @AidanMcQueeny 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I od on coke zero

    • @delsincahill7681
      @delsincahill7681 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ryan Oram i od on fucking faygo #homestuck4lyfe

    • @delsincahill7681
      @delsincahill7681 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan Oram The MCR and Green Day Fan :3 ItS FuLl Of mIRIcAlS bRoThEr

    • @LolliepufftheGamer882255
      @LolliepufftheGamer882255 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ryan Oram The MCR and Green Day Fan :3
      Diet Coke made MCR break up
      I haz pruf

    • @LolliepufftheGamer882255
      @LolliepufftheGamer882255 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Oram The MCR and Green Day Fan :3 brb getting the weapons

  • @ignis6794
    @ignis6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    So I'm 4 years late to this, stoned, and laughing at the thought of Snake as a stoner. I like it lmao

    • @nemesisa-type6721
      @nemesisa-type6721 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha same

    • @ChrisRitty
      @ChrisRitty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched this when it came out, now I’m 19 watching this high, it’s sick😂

  • @dreadkalibur1613
    @dreadkalibur1613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    hey Matt Pat could you do more Metal Gear topics? It's a good topic!

    • @angelcamargo6372
      @angelcamargo6372 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Solaire agrees

    • @sienakuehn775
      @sienakuehn775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Box escape. That would be awesome to test out. Just because. :)

    • @mugencpu
      @mugencpu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wormwood could easily be spliced with a little wormwood

    • @ahuman291
      @ahuman291 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah people do care about me

  • @SkollTheWerewolf
    @SkollTheWerewolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was half expecting Mat at 4:12 to say "You do you, And I'll do me, and we won't do eachother. Probably."

  • @kyletowers9662
    @kyletowers9662 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    here's a theory, which stealth game franchise is the most accurate to actual espionage?

    • @eternalreturnal
      @eternalreturnal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I've had a lot of fun with blacklist though. I think its the best of both worlds. Old school splinter cell mechanics don't translate well to most modern players... It sucks.. I wish I could find a new game with similar mechanics...

    • @AppleBiscuits
      @AppleBiscuits 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dishonored.

    • @TheWalkingAmongTheDead
      @TheWalkingAmongTheDead 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arcralf Dishonored is good but in my opinion it gets old fast, i wouldn't recommend buying it.

    • @jeffreyromeo4836
      @jeffreyromeo4836 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hitman series

    • @jeffreyromeo4836
      @jeffreyromeo4836 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      More realistic than splinter cell or dishonored or any other stealth game

  • @kitsunemusicisfire
    @kitsunemusicisfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know why, but that clip of the guy just randomly saying "marijuana" has me DYING.

  • @Zersetzung
    @Zersetzung 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Which Snake is this?
    Big Boss?
    Naked Snake?
    Punished Snake?
    Venom Snake?
    Solid Snake?
    Raiden (Snake)?
    Old Snake?
    Solidus Snake?
    Liquid Snake?
    Gas Snake?
    Which fucking snake?

    • @NeedMoreMushrooms
      @NeedMoreMushrooms 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ekanS Snake

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Naked Snake/Big Boss/Venom Snake.

    • @50ftFrankenstein
      @50ftFrankenstein 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Trouser Snake

    • @seregios2753
      @seregios2753 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      23madberty ho about punished snake

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve Forgot that one.

  • @arpukar
    @arpukar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    first you tell me Mario is a psychopath...then you tell me link is dead...now you tell me big boss is a pot-head...i dont know what to live for anymore

    • @georgepeterson864
      @georgepeterson864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Greninja X
      Now THAT would be crazy

    • @MrShadster2009
      @MrShadster2009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Greninja if you keep posting shit like that the government is gonna kill you for disturbing the peace

    • @mrph0115
      @mrph0115 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BUT HEY
      THAT'S JUST A THEORY
      A GAME THEORY

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** WOAH NO WAY
      HOLY SHIP-I-DEE-SHOO-DEE

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Foolishness? But I don'wanna be a fool :c

  • @sheev2372
    @sheev2372 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    we need a new metal gear video

    • @krol9507
      @krol9507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah,a theory about where was Paz's second bomb put or something

    • @agentnck
      @agentnck 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      _kekrolol_ Just read the wiki.

    • @krol9507
      @krol9507 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Swanson Could a bomb that small create such an explosion? Also,why didn't the medic detect any weird curvatures?

    • @agentnck
      @agentnck 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      _kekrolol_ I... don't know actually. Maybe it was a smaller, hi-tech bomb compared to the other one, because the other one was meant to be the bait. This is Cipher we're talking about after all. They also maybe were too preoccupied taking out the first one to notice the second.

    • @lurker7808
      @lurker7808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _kekrolol_ watch this, it answers all your questions

  • @anthonyslaptheknee9344
    @anthonyslaptheknee9344 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Im a bit late but
    The man who smoked the world

  • @iLOVEpicklesBRO28
    @iLOVEpicklesBRO28 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    One thing you didn't take into effect is the strain of marijuana. The CBD/THC percentages and indica v sativa. Smoking sativa calms you, while keeping you active and alert, unlike indica (the more common strain) which is what makes you excessively relaxed and "couchlocked".
    So not only is he smoking cannabis, he's smoking Cannabis sativa, which would indeed assist him in his goals.

    • @BigBoss_670
      @BigBoss_670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's actually wormwood

    • @BadMarriageKawagoe
      @BadMarriageKawagoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love me a dank sativa.

    • @angelmier8197
      @angelmier8197 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is a DANK piece of information

    • @AntiSaikotic
      @AntiSaikotic 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel Mier that's old stop kill it no please stop no nonno

    • @codys4220
      @codys4220 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No sativa is much more common and more popular, unless you get to all day every day stoners then indica is more popular but still less common among offical sources. its also a debate among users whether there truly is a difference or if indica is simply stronger. other than the structure of the plant and width of the leaves no difference has been observed that would make its THC different. With its legalization and funded studies we will surly find out soon but thats more just inconclusive sales points right now. I for one, prefer indica because i actually notice its affects, sativa just allows you to think really clearly and consistently on a single train of thought if you choose to be in your head, or more intune to the subtleties of the conversation if youre social, but doesnt make you distractedly high.

  • @Order_of_Zero
    @Order_of_Zero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Snake is probably smoking spliffs. In some European counties like Denmark and Sweden they mix hashish with tobacco and roll this into joints. It makes sense since Snake's cigar is called the "Phantom" Cigar and an expression for smoking weed is "blowing ghosts".

    • @miloskacar5442
      @miloskacar5442 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darkside In Serbia we mix it all the time.

  • @MxPokirby
    @MxPokirby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    *_Warning: For those who are very, VERY sensitive, please don't continue reading_*
    To those who think the only way to live is with drugs/alcohol and that to live straightedge is a sin, let me tell you all a story.
    Once upon a time in a random high school, there were three students. They were all friends. They all loved swearing like they were on a CoD multiplayer match and loved joking about drugs even more.
    One of these students actually did drugs quite often, and was very familiar with the police. One day, fall break, the student bought some drugs from someone that he was lead to believe was safe.
    Shortly after, while at home, the police decided to pay him a visit. As you would expect, he ran.
    He ran and ran and ran _far_ away until finally... He was found dead near a creak.
    The two other friends were told of this and they were horribly upset... for a week. One week later, they were back to joking about the very thing that killed their friend, all while pretending he never existed.
    And how did I learn of this story, you may ask? Because I was actually there, merely observing the whole incident from across the classroom, as the only one who felt somewhat sorry for the dead student, even to this day.
    So doing drugs is the "fun" and "cool" thing to do, huh? Well, you can go on ahead and keep telling yourself that. I won't try and stop you, but as for me, I'll gladly live an "un-fulfilling" straightedge life if it means people will remember me after death.
    Mr. Pokirby, out.

    • @ethandiep1951
      @ethandiep1951 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's...that's dark, man
      And how did you learn of this story?

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ethan Diep It's like I said at the bottom.
      I learned it through watching it happen across my very own high school classroom when I still went there.
      Meaning that, yes, this is a true story.

    • @Objection202
      @Objection202 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If you wan't me to think of this as truth, not just some anecdote you made up, I would at least like to know the substance not the umbrella term "drugs"

    • @Flynnisthename
      @Flynnisthename 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm so sorry... No kid should have seen that

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Objection202 Well then I'm sorry I can't prove it.
      Although, think about this. Why would the police tell everyone close to the "victim", *including a bunch of **_high school_** students,* what illegal drug he took that caused him *_death?_*
      All I was told that it was because of some drugs he bought from some guy he knew.
      They even used the word "drug" when they told me.

  • @elchungo5026
    @elchungo5026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Cerebral hemorrhaging sounds fun

    • @swagdawgyt
      @swagdawgyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I should try it!

    • @killyourself6203
      @killyourself6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @lucidity3955
      @lucidity3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys are messed up

    • @swagdawgyt
      @swagdawgyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lucidity3955 looks like you didnt get the joke! Insert a quarter to try again!

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a recreational activity with the bois

  • @guyperson650
    @guyperson650 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So it's like how having fun makes time pass faster. We're to focused on it that we don't realize time passing.
    Science!!!

    • @Opi0id-z
      @Opi0id-z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup that's exactly how it works, it's almost like being dumber means you have more fun and think less about stressful things, maybe there is some truth too the saying "ignorance, is bliss" i mean they already correlated anxiety/depression with intelligence, more intelligent and more brain activ people where more prone to mental illness, anxiety and depression didn't exist until the 1900s and medicine been out for less than 100 years.

  • @paveldzhurylyuk6076
    @paveldzhurylyuk6076 8 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    You know what's funny I'm watching this on 4/20

    • @thomasrobinson2677
      @thomasrobinson2677 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Pavel Dzhurylyuk happy weed day

    • @pamtime22
      @pamtime22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy weed day

    • @jacesoze2814
      @jacesoze2814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Pavel Dzhurylyuk BLAZE IT! LOLZ (I don't blaze... too young and value my mind)

    • @masonsanders2860
      @masonsanders2860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy National Meme Day.

    • @frostfrost6261
      @frostfrost6261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive done it before but glad to see that your generation isnt all doingit

  • @thedjreindeer8786
    @thedjreindeer8786 10 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I've said it be4 and Im saying it again. Please make a video on "The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth"

    • @irenedevries8105
      @irenedevries8105 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed

    • @nickbrowning3270
      @nickbrowning3270 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Irene Vries i agree with your agreemend

    • @OriginalName
      @OriginalName 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mees Banning I agree with your agreement of an agreement.

    • @TheDarkAngel969
      @TheDarkAngel969 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just wanna see the third part of the watch_dog videos

    • @JDanieru16
      @JDanieru16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I agree with the agreement of your agreement of an agreement

  • @x1dave651
    @x1dave651 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm afraid it's been 9 years!

  • @OverZombleGames1
    @OverZombleGames1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    (7:00)
    Kinda strange to hear my own city mentioned in game theory.

    • @bradyking9884
      @bradyking9884 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +OverZombleGames I love Liverpool's your football team! (Or soccer for the American's like me out there)

    • @wirlwindchikchick
      @wirlwindchikchick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Brady King Man United FTW!

  • @Machiari309
    @Machiari309 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Possible Game Theories:
    Can Mega Rayquaza actually break the asteroid from the ORAS Delta Episode?
    Is it possible to "fly" like in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare?
    Is it teachable to clone oneself like Link in Minish Cap?
    Is Chell (Portal), Cave and Caroline’s daughter?
    Is it actually possible for Kirby to suck anything into it's mouth?
    If all the Legendary Pokemon fought, who would be the ultimate victor?

    • @chroprs
      @chroprs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1. Yes
      2. Yes (it already exists, just were not able to control it as well as on that game yet)
      3. N/A
      4. N/A
      5. No
      6. THIS is a great idea for a video, People could say Mewtwo because he's more powerful, in the games mewtwo would win, but in the anime... who knows, You'll be fighting God, Keeper of Time, Keeper of Space, Creator of Land, Creator of Water, Creator of all pokemon, Life and Death. Geez that's some battle.

    • @ColesWorks
      @ColesWorks 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      the legendary pokemon fighting one is for a episode of Death Battle, not Game Theory

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** If Arceus created everything then how can I have 6+ of them in one PC?
      Only possible logical answer: It didn't.

    • @kid14346
      @kid14346 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Pokirby
      Watch the game theorists last episode about multiple worlds in the pokemon universe. In short you have six because they came from 6 alternate universes (or you are a cheating loser and used a game shark).

    • @chroprs
      @chroprs 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Pokirby
      Did you not watch the last game theory? There's millions of other universes which can be connected to each other via link cable, you got tham Arceus from another universe.
      Also he didn't create everything, he created the universe in which he lives in or used to live in.

  • @TrisStrudel
    @TrisStrudel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I commend you on choosing to NOT ruin your body with such atrocities.

    • @andrewo.6682
      @andrewo.6682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Medicinal "Weed" isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

    • @TheSuperdavet
      @TheSuperdavet 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      drinks coffie wow earthbound coffie is weird

    • @andrewo.6682
      @andrewo.6682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ness What?

    • @TheSuperdavet
      @TheSuperdavet 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** its a refrence the bar in mother 2 got changed to a coffie shop in earthbound i won th-cam.com/video/XqyNGK3fVc0/w-d-xo.html

    • @hi_elyse
      @hi_elyse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** It's still a harmful substance to your body. While, yes, it has attributes that may or may not help a certain person, the cons out weigh the pros. If someone has a very severe disease that can only be treated with marijuana, they don't have much of a choice, but to do it recreationally is one of the worst things you could to your body, besides doing even harder drugs.

  • @TarunkantiDas007
    @TarunkantiDas007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's already out now! You can even grow weed on your Mother Base👍 , though the place is a bit secret

  • @chadtronic
    @chadtronic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Time to let Matpat serenade me in another amazing theory... it's like slowly settling inside of a hot jacuzzi.

    • @NeedMoreMushrooms
      @NeedMoreMushrooms 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WATCH OUT CHAD, THERE IS THAT PIKACHU AGAIN!

    • @NoStereo
      @NoStereo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      interestingly, your comment rhymes and can be sung.

    • @HyruleTactictian
      @HyruleTactictian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quick he's behind you! RUN!!!

    • @emilydioptase
      @emilydioptase 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cherdternic

    • @RudyBlackman
      @RudyBlackman 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi chad

  • @ItZoTom
    @ItZoTom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Nanomachines, Son

    • @L3THALXFOX
      @L3THALXFOX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ItZoToM it's mgs V idiot not 5

    • @ya436
      @ya436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L3THALXFOX dont get your roman panties in a wad.

    • @L3THALXFOX
      @L3THALXFOX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you clearly dont know the story then lol the phantom cigar this snake is a phantom of the real snake sigh...

    • @tylerironside8109
      @tylerironside8109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Small automatons, male offspring.

    • @octaviuskane1941
      @octaviuskane1941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At some cushy Ivy League school?
      Try University of Texas. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy. I'm not one of those beltway pansies.

  • @TheKrzysiek
    @TheKrzysiek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    WHERE IS MY BOX THEORY!?

  • @UnDeadBobus
    @UnDeadBobus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t wanna live in a world where I don’t get drunk. However I respect your life style MatPat.
    Trophy unlocked: Mutual Understanding

  • @TheBlarggle
    @TheBlarggle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "I don't drink or do drugs because I like to be control of my body and actions" - MatPat
    - Is literally addicted to Diet Coke.
    Keep on lyin' to yerself there, MatPat. I still love ya though.
    (If you don't think you're addicted to caffeine, stop for a week and tell me how many headaches you have. Hell I bet you'll get a terrible one in the first 48.)

  • @Monhol
    @Monhol 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "It's Been Nine Years"

    • @itzsoupYT
      @itzsoupYT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      V has come to

    • @MojaveMoron
      @MojaveMoron 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You're talking to yourself

    • @Deavastator
      @Deavastator 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She took the short way down

  • @gremcilia_immermurin
    @gremcilia_immermurin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Please do the Dating Sims Theory. C'mon, MatPat! How many months do you want me to wait? :

    • @tekila1571
      @tekila1571 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did u not see his behind the scenes video. He went through the detailing process of picking an episode.

    • @lahpetsojv.2310
      @lahpetsojv.2310 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dating sims theory what is there for a theory for that?

    • @ReaverMoggy
      @ReaverMoggy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeez you a lonely guy.

    • @soiios938
      @soiios938 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarah Cann I think that was just sarcasm, Internet.

    • @MOZZQUESTVANYALI
      @MOZZQUESTVANYALI 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      26

  • @darkhobo
    @darkhobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Got all that? No? GOOD, This is a Kojima production. Hilarious.

  • @raedmonds5402
    @raedmonds5402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    do the box one

    • @ashwilliams1725
      @ashwilliams1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lara Edmonds I would prefer he do the nanobots one.

  • @elmer4042
    @elmer4042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Snoop snake!

    • @luminoushaze2667
      @luminoushaze2667 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I applaud you

    • @elmer4042
      @elmer4042 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lizy Gonzalez thx 😉

    • @LightRoomRJU
      @LightRoomRJU 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      .3.

    • @AK-jl2wm
      @AK-jl2wm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Lizy Gonzalez
      I agree.

    • @ser_drs1792
      @ser_drs1792 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elmer 404 as we speak,someone is making a phantom sigar

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    All these sheltered high school kids in the comments giving lectures about the dangers of weed is just pathetic man if you've never smoked or only smoked once or twice you literally have no say in the matter
    also Its pretty obvious its weed in the phantom cigar (which is a vape so its pure THC), don't see how its a big deal or even a game theory

    • @DarkestOneful
      @DarkestOneful 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** you can do it yourself,just search instructions on youtube. On the negative,there are some loses in % of THC,some guy said its 40-50 % of it in liquid he does for e-cigaret in comparising with smoking a joint. Sorry for bad English,if so

    • @DarkestOneful
      @DarkestOneful 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** you welcome. In Russia you can find some good stuff but its ridiculosly overpriced. And homegrow is too troublesome

    • @dilbags431
      @dilbags431 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause They a all fucking pathetic

    • @tedcruzforgayrights2045
      @tedcruzforgayrights2045 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or wee could all just shut up about it and do what we want
      Just do your research then make your own decisions about it.

    • @TheSnoozeFox
      @TheSnoozeFox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Never said or implied I was cool because I smoked AT ALL, don't even hang out with "420 blaze it" stoners since they give the whole industry a bad name
      you straight edge kids are so pretentious it hurts

  • @aburntChicken_
    @aburntChicken_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:28 Does NOT age well considering Mat Pat officially left the channel.

  • @WinstonPoptart
    @WinstonPoptart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:05
    Omg, are you serious? That is the main theme to the new MGSV NOT MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC.

    • @philemonevans1814
      @philemonevans1814 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The theme is based off middle eastern music....

  • @SergioSergio12345
    @SergioSergio12345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    There are no 420 jokes on the comments....
    Are you-Are you sure this is the internet?

    • @xXDeiviDXx
      @xXDeiviDXx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      sergiocast345 i'll give you one here:
      420 blz it fggt MLG 360 noscpe lol

    • @ShunShinimaru
      @ShunShinimaru 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sergiocast345 We are closer to 4:20 now then we were an hour ago. (stoner logic)

    • @vyor2
      @vyor2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WeActOnImpulse Official No, pretty sure that's just logic... and math.

    • @ameliapond7560
      @ameliapond7560 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How do you measure how high someone is?
      On a scale of 4 to 20.

    • @Fighter_Builder
      @Fighter_Builder 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm just as confused as you are.

  • @briannawilson8845
    @briannawilson8845 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    A stoner is someone who throws stones at people

    • @chazhinkley6602
      @chazhinkley6602 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and someone who gets high

    • @briannawilson8845
      @briannawilson8845 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Hinkley lol that too :-)

    • @theubergooberfly1
      @theubergooberfly1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Brianna Wilson I just assume do both, I mean, fuck it right?

    • @briannawilson8845
      @briannawilson8845 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DatCrazeeAnimal I agree :-) So a stoner is someone who throws stones at folks while at the same time, are getting high.

    • @MajorArtillary
      @MajorArtillary 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He without sin... take the first puff?

  • @nicolabagnardi6945
    @nicolabagnardi6945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    old game theory was wild, man.

  • @evileye5155
    @evileye5155 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Can you do a series where you disprove already existing theories? That would be cool.

    • @evileye5155
      @evileye5155 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it's your channel, so your decision. Just a suggestion.

  • @PhanthomKnight9
    @PhanthomKnight9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So he didnt knew that its not realy big boss but a different person tortured into becoming big boss

  • @sunofslavia
    @sunofslavia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Never got wasted or stoned? I knew something was wrong with MatPat.

    • @OrbitZombie
      @OrbitZombie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      You don't need drugs and alcohol to have a good time.
      If you ask me people who think you can only have fun while stoned and drunk are EXTREMELY BORING.

    • @bussdownthotiana5245
      @bussdownthotiana5245 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fuck drugs and alcohol
      Also if someone really stupid came along and saw this they might start

    • @sunofslavia
      @sunofslavia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't need to have a good time while drinking.
      (for the record, my original comment wasn't to be taken seriously)

    • @OrbitZombie
      @OrbitZombie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brian Monaghan I don't mind people who drink WITHOUT getting fucked-up drunk, and I don't mind people who smoke marijuana, but I don't do it. I'd try weed one day maybe, but I will NEVER drink.

    • @bussdownthotiana5245
      @bussdownthotiana5245 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OrbitZombie I wouldn't go around saying that. Even on the internet

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Considering that isn't actually Snake. Spoilers
    Also Psycho Mantis is on LSD, PCP, pure oxygen, and that gas mask has a bowl in it.

  • @PHIllip324
    @PHIllip324 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    >3:08
    >"slightly racist middle eastern music"
    Now that the game is out, you are aware that's a motif in the (second) biggest song on the game, right?
    I say second because we all know the song that sold the game explains the story about the man who sold the world.

    • @helsharidy123
      @helsharidy123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +TheHitchslap Agree and it doesn't even sound like middle-eastern music.. Coming from a middle-eastern lol.

  • @k1t0sss
    @k1t0sss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    For all we know Mat Pat is a stoner, that's how he makes up these theories.

    • @asrieldreemur3763
      @asrieldreemur3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, if he was he would've been able to pull off a rick rant from rick and morty

  • @birraturca
    @birraturca 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9 years has passed

  • @IdkSth
    @IdkSth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:10 „You Play as big Boss“ -if he only knew .....

  • @hearthstoner7331
    @hearthstoner7331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I don't think he realizes most people watch his videos stoned af. Trust this show blows your mind, then you smoke more forget then you watch again!!!

    • @jupiterjaheim6550
      @jupiterjaheim6550 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The reason you're forgetting you've watched it is because the drug is in some way messing with your brain. While it might not be that much of a meddling at first, it can be accumulative.

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hearthstoner nah I'm sure he knows that's why he did the whole you do you thing at the beginning

    • @theobserver314
      @theobserver314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deffdefying4803 some drugs effect brain cells or kill them🤔

    • @MedicatedGaming
      @MedicatedGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anonymous guy, show me a reputable source saying cannabis kills brain cells though, because I can cite more than one study claiming the opposite 😒

  • @MrGorillafist
    @MrGorillafist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The second you said you've never had alcohol or done drugs before, my respect for you, which was already pretty damn high (pun intended), soared. Its good to know other people steer clear for the same reasons. #fullcontrol #yourock

    • @thecybercrasher9862
      @thecybercrasher9862 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree completely

    • @bryanrodriguez9679
      @bryanrodriguez9679 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Drugs are for the weak.

    • @FallingPicturesProductions
      @FallingPicturesProductions 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same,

    • @SketchCast64
      @SketchCast64 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      BO DRUGS YAY!!!!

    • @Austinhoffere
      @Austinhoffere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Legendary Mexican Pootis Heavy
      what about using weed to soothe the pains of cancer and other horribly painful diseases....those people are fighting a disease for their LIFE!!!....drugs arent for the weak...theyre for helping people with pain or to help people have fun....
      p.s. im not saying drugs (that arent weed) like cocaine or heroine are good at all (those are god awful)
      p.s.s. ive never done weed, however i dont need to have smoked weed to know weed isnt that bad (at least its not as bad as cigarettes or hard drugs)
      p.s.s.s same thing goes for alcohol..its really not that bad.

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I thought of a great game idea. Hippie man! 60's edition. Basically he uses different drugs as super powers

  • @fusionguy4996
    @fusionguy4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "You do you, and I'll do me, but we wont do each other, probably" -Markiplier FNAF 4 playthrough

    • @jairus5091
      @jairus5091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s actually from when Mark played FNAF 1

  • @TFSNum1Fan
    @TFSNum1Fan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    MattPat, I don't wish to be a part of this drug fueled debate taking over the comments on this video. I am here with a theory suggestion. A game called "Presentable Liberty" has swept Let's Players recently and is being hailed by some as "life changing" I've played it myself along with its prequel "Exoptable " Money" and I just don't get it. I know there is something there worth theorizing. I hope this one finds its way onto your desk. Keep up the great work, and keep on theorizing.
    Sincerely,
    An avid theorist

    • @spookyf1nger979
      @spookyf1nger979 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SECONDED
      It was pretty interesting, definitely worth the check MatPat.

    • @Scarage21
      @Scarage21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This 'game' is more an experience than a real game. It's brilliant and invites you to start thinking about life. For everyone who doesn't know it: it's definitely worth checking out! Also I would love MatPat to look into it.

    • @RichNickGame
      @RichNickGame 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is it weird that I read this in Winnie The Pooh's voice?

    • @MrJackisSomewhatRight
      @MrJackisSomewhatRight 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exoptable Money goes "Along the timeline" with Presentable liberty.
      Charlet: Where even do these "Kidneys" come from?
      Thats proof

    • @idkdude8795
      @idkdude8795 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude... that game made me feel the feels!
      Especially with Markipliers commentary.. ;-;

  • @creepycharisma8861
    @creepycharisma8861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    An episode like this might never be made like this again.

  • @buttersddragon
    @buttersddragon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Way back in...... 1987? OMG SNAKE=FNAF MURDERER

    • @Sirelliotfr
      @Sirelliotfr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao

    • @MikePhantom
      @MikePhantom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elliot Walker .....culd be FNAF actualyl be big bosses nightmares? his stae of mind?

    • @mxelmc
      @mxelmc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still makes more sense than some of the shitty fan theories out there...

    • @brendanmccabe2249
      @brendanmccabe2249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      actually 1987 is the clue to the release date and this is my theory my game theory 1987 is a song by David Bowie in the album diamond dogs and the album was released April 24th and that is when the game will be released thanks for reading

    • @slidersides
      @slidersides 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He killed the kids to have their souls put in metal gears

  • @Moony2313
    @Moony2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Matpat I was wondering if you could make or try to make more metal gear solid based theory videos
    cause I loved the other two video you made

  • @Iamnotapirate
    @Iamnotapirate 10 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I dont smoke weed but Miller sure does.

    • @hellospiral9335
      @hellospiral9335 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm?
      MILLER LET MY GOD DAMN WEED ALONE!

    • @Iamnotapirate
      @Iamnotapirate 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey Im big boss not you.

    • @hellospiral9335
      @hellospiral9335 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Boss Really? I didn't notice.

    • @Iamnotapirate
      @Iamnotapirate 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So we meet again.

    • @Iamnotapirate
      @Iamnotapirate 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paz is that you.

  • @fffx2
    @fffx2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Weed may not be addictive but I've known people who have engaged in destructive behaviors because of it. Stealing from family, constant lying, pressuring of others to think it's "cool".
    I only drink alcohol, and only since I've been 21--4 months now--and even then, not often.
    MatPat just gave me another reason to respect him.

    • @abefennema9691
      @abefennema9691 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** I don't have any experience on the matter, but doesn't that count for weed too?

    • @seregios2753
      @seregios2753 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abe Fennema I think he's trolling.

    • @PixelBricksel
      @PixelBricksel 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think it depends on the individual. but if weed is harmfull, i dont know .
      i have the same opinion as branchysaturn so i might play the drug down a little :)

    • @WaldKönig
      @WaldKönig 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Abe Fennema
      To be honest alcohol accounts for far more deaths and organ failure than weed does. Although if you smoke it with tobacco than it has presumably the same negative effects as smoking. that being said you can't over dose on cannabis, but many people die from alcohol poisoning. In my opinion doing either in moderation isn't going to course serious harm, psychosis or severe health problems. but that's just an opinion.

    • @PixelBricksel
      @PixelBricksel 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      well you ignored the fact that weed is still illegal in some countries :( sadly XD

  • @xXFluffers
    @xXFluffers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It really bothered me that you didn't just look at the chemicals that are used in the game to make the cigars, then I remembered that this was made way before it came out

  • @co11in__18
    @co11in__18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    MatPat: the one man who doesn’t smoke weed who still totally gets it

  • @grahamtroy9381
    @grahamtroy9381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do either PMCs, Nanomachines, or DNA kill devices next, please.

  • @Pixovision
    @Pixovision 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah Matt you need some revisions at 2:25 due to some spoilers revealed in MGSV. If you played the game you should know what im talking about ^-^

  • @kingtanvir8410
    @kingtanvir8410 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    But konami said the cigar was a e ciqar also notice the blueish smoke

    • @thewafflefriends
      @thewafflefriends 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You deserve more likes. He doesnt research his theory's that well

    • @Shakenmike117
      @Shakenmike117 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +thewafflefriends the game says it also has a medicinal herb.

    • @kingtanvir8410
      @kingtanvir8410 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShakenmikeGaming which is sorta confusing since a developer stated during a gameplay demo that snake smokes an e cigar and then he starts a shorts PSA about the dangers of smoking

    • @robertom5355
      @robertom5355 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      thewafflefriends E- cigs use oil/juice that contains the nicotine or contains the flavor. Just like there is 7-up flavored juice that you can add to a vape pen. There is also Marijuana oil that can be added which produces the same effect as smoking a joint.

    • @HipsterMcLuvins
      @HipsterMcLuvins 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smoke in the sunlight makes it look blue-ish and weed can be used in vaporizers.

  • @livesakimbo
    @livesakimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    two things 1. the game literally tells you what the phantom cigar is made out of 2. you can tell that he’s never smoked before just by the way he talks about it

  • @candiedtears4862
    @candiedtears4862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Theories. Theories have changed. They are no longer just lore based, but now on science, mathematics, and behind the scenes works.
    Theories.

    • @bastardblizzard
      @bastardblizzard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except "Sans is Ness'
      The crux of that theory is that the towns in both games look similar

  • @unrealcows
    @unrealcows 10 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Matpat your are so coooooooool

    • @bon4011
      @bon4011 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *You're

    • @RVeld01
      @RVeld01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hector Chavez you* lol

    • @bon4011
      @bon4011 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RVeld01 Wait, this goes both ways. You are and you're. Harry you messed up both ways haha

    • @lahpetsojv.2310
      @lahpetsojv.2310 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RVeld01 you mean you're*.

    • @bon4011
      @bon4011 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy messed up in both ways, any of the two could be right

  • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
    @Her_Imperious_Condescension 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, I don't even remember this coming out that long ago.

  • @kushlax9869
    @kushlax9869 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Forever one of my favorite matpat vids besides the entire fnaf Playlist. Enjoy Retirement Matt ❤ -2024