Don't Buy What We're Selling (Board AF: Business Walrus)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2024
- Who can convince the walrus to invest in their business? We're playing Business Walrus!
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Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Saige Ryan // / notsaige
CREW
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Editor: Max Crandall
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No one makes shayne and Damien laugh more than shayne and Damien.
I love their friendship so much
Counter... Gus Johnson
it’s the best lol
I think we need another episode of the Damien and Shayne show. Maybe add Spencer to produce for more chaos.
That's a tattoo quote if I ever heard one
The line, "You wanted to avoid BDSM, so you went with tentacles??" Took me out 🤣🤣
The way Saige and Shayne are trying to telephaticly stop each other from laughing makes it 1000% funnier
*Does he not know what he’s saying?*
*He has to know, right?*
*I’m not sure he’s listening to himself.*
*Should we say anything?*
*One of us should say something.*
*Not it.**Not me!*
“Two queers and a Damien” is a show that I would definitely watch
and a pizza place
which is funny cause the girls are bi not gay
@@dell10781 bi still falls under the queer umbrella lol
@@dell10781 I love when people tell me why something is funny, especially when they’re wrong
Could work as a new three's company
The girls politely chuckling along while Shayne and Damien lose their shit over inside jokes... too real lmao
Incredibly real. I've lost count the number of times my old buddies and I are sitting around cracking up, or re-telling the same story for the 50th time, and the wives are just sitting there rolling their eyes at our antics haha
Someone hasn't heard of the watchmen
I love these silly bois so much :D
that's a good definition of every video they are in together lmao😂😂
@@KS-xk2sothis is the only time I’ve seen someone say “so real” followed by “the wives”
I never get tired of Damien and Shayne just absolutely making each other completely lose it. I was cracking uppp just watching how confused the girls were to Shaynes Kirby pitch
*furby
@@ilovesparky13 yes furby my bad 🤦♂️
pagliacci*
@@ilovesparky13 hey he also had a kirby pitch with the clown lmao
Shayne: What's something that dogs despise?
Damien: Bones--
Shayne: Clowns.
Damien: _--Clowns_
Freaking kills me🤣🤣
Shayne making himself laugh is the best part about Smosh
Yeah. He's totally got "I was straight edge, but I just discovered coffee and haven't slept in three days" energy going on with this one.
0:40 🙇🏼
How could they cut Shayne’s pitch for the newest Dyson product, it was hilarious 😂
You mean The Shayne Topp “Glizzy Chop” 5000?
You mean the Shayne sloppy Topp machine?
This stream was wild, I knew they’d have to cut so much 😅
I know, I think that was from the half of the stream that wasn’t for TH-cam which is unfortunate 😂
Ugh I know. So much sadness lol
“Must be chained to the wall for safety reasons.”
Saige: “….I have a shirt that says that..”
Did she really say that? I think it was "I'm buying a shirt that says that"
@@NearCry91 either way, she’s kinky
Actually she said "gonna buy you a shirt that says that"
Coincidentally, "Who needs conversion when you've got a diversion?" was also the slogan of my own coming out
Same. And then my parents were like "yes dear, we know. But what's up with the diversion?".
I’m literally sitting with my conservative family rn so deep in the closet and I laughed too hard at this
What was your diversion? Did you throw a smoke-bomb afterwards or something?
@@Captain-J-Amadaeus My partners 8 month old nephew that we have been helping to raise. In my 21 year ago brain, a cute baby that we already loved was a good diversion. Probably not the decision I'd make at 45.
@@snozwanger760 Seems smart
Shayne and Damien are gonna be those two old man best friends in rocking chairs absolutely cracking up on their front porch
“but sir, i AM Kirby Bumpus”
absolutely incredible
9:02 shane says "Its a pagliacci joke" referencing a popular joke about a clown visiting a doctor. What's important to note though is that if you have subtitles on in english, what he actually says is "it's a pugly artichoke" thank you for listening.
Oh lord.. and I even heard them tell the pagliacci joke in another ep!
I read 'pugly artichoke' and just smiled along, pretending I got their inside joke. Even though no ones checking if i did 😅
i didnt understand what he said, turned on subtitles, searched what an artichoke was, and got really confused.
This whole thing was amazing. Curious how they trimmed almost 2 hours down to 25 minutes. They are going to have to cut out a lot of gold.
Also did you know that Damien invented BDSM?
Oh, I didn't know he invented Best Damien's Sex Machine!
It is the nature of humanity that every so often someone invents BDSM again
@@goodnesswhy Saige would know
@@thejaneplane "I'm supposed to inflict pain on you... why are you smiling so much? Stop wiggling your ass at me!"
Reinvented anew
Can you watch the whole thing somewhere still?
Saige LAUNCHED out of her chair at Shayne's joke
The combo of Damien + Saige + Courtney + Shayne is like finding the right ingredients, and it makes the meal "SMOSHING" *insert Nigel Thornberry face*
I never get tired watching Shayne and Damien lose their shit over each other's joke lol
I love the contrast of everyone’s outfits; Shayne looks like a stereotypical Florida man 🤣
… wasn’t he born in Florida?
@@shihalya I wouldn’t know
@@Morster could he possibly have relatives or ancestors that originated in Florida?
Y3s
Too much sleeve for that.
Imagine being the HR rep after a video with these four?!
Like “Courtney, we put you in the videos to control these three!” 😂
Courtney just being, "Well, that was a mistake. "
Sage being 3pd rn by the 2
🤣
We all know this'll be in Lisa's end-year evaluation.
Courtney just somehow seems so disinterested in this whole thing, she keeps yawning and constantly seems like she's forcing herself to laugh.
It's giving me "Courtney wants to leave this room and not come back" vibes.
I could watch hours and hours of Damien unintentionally making bdsm references and everyone laughing
The more orange in Saiges hair, the more powerful she becomes...pretty soon Damiens blue will begin to turn....due to sheer proximity and for NO other reason
I literally slid down my chair to the ground from laughing and cried and cried from laughing at that "best damien's sex machine" and then the wall chains...
“Two queers and a Damien” sounds like a great tv show
And a pizza place
I was convinced this stream would never make it to youtube but thank god it did lmfao
How old is this stream?
I couldn't comprehend a word in shaynes pitch to damien but I can't stop laughing ...😂😂😂
I feel like I learned a little more than I was supposed to about Damien and Saige today 😂
This is the comment 😏
This stream was insane. i love when they play these improv-y games
Saige: An original name I made up... Tony the Tiger!
Damian: I love you so damn much...
Board AF never gets tiring
Man I'm pretty sure it was Tim that said "You wanted to avoid BDSM so you went with tentacles?" At least I'm pretty sure it was Tim and if it was that's hilarious! 🤣😂
I thought that was Matt Raub
The whole scene with Saige pitching to Damien has strong Screen Rant Pitch Meeting energy. Just the way he nods and adds little details to her absurd statements feels like he’s Producer Guy.
YES
Yeah, getting Damien to essentially channel the essence of an entirely different content creator was clearly super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@alansmithee1412 wowowow
Oh, Wall Chains are TIGHT
9:36 shayne coming in to tell us what's up next on the Disney channel 😂
I am so glad that I got to see that stream live, it was just so funny and amazing. Seeing everyone crack up when Damien was explaining "The System" product he was pitching was so priceless.
Thought the preview was a call back to the 'Leather Daddy Mascot' moment from another game they played. But Damien managed to stumble into it again lol
these pitches are so amazing, they make Tim say TAKE ALL MY MONEY instead
This video was 40% shaynes laugh, 40% damiens pitches and 20% the rest of cast/crew just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on xD
Bruh, nobody can make shayne and Damien laugh as much as each other lmao
Courtney instantly went the Dr. Doofenshmirtz route
Saige saying "original name I made up" was so cute cause that's such a Damien thing haha
This stream was so insane I'm watching this again just to see what got cut and I see a certain Dyson product didn't make it.
wait we can still view it?
@@TheNextStar1000 on twitch if you're subscribed
Shayne is absolutely baked
I have this conspiracy theory that he always is 😅
card: must feel pain
shayne: ah yes furbies
Need something to help you come out to your parents? Saige essentially suggests a furry.
WAIT SO THIS WAS A DOUBLE DATE!!???
Saige, Courtney, Shayne and Damien is one of the best combinations on Board AF 😂😂😂
The inside joke seemed so obscure to me that I genuinely believe for a moment that shayne showed up to this shoot absolutely zooted
the most insane part about this is how Damien and Saige are in an actual relationship and at the end he showed her the points and said, "Hey look! We're all tied up!" 💀💀💀
Damien’s subconscious was making some fun choices for him this episode
Shayne and Damien losing their minds over the Pagliacci joke and Courtney and Paige just enjoying the humour resonates. DEEPLY.
This video has the energy of a quickly devolving double date, but you can't figure out who the couples are
My new favourite Damien character. The guy who keeps pitching alternative uses for BDSM equipment.
This is my fave board af cast l: Shayne, Courtney, Saige, and Damien. Love their camera chemisty.
I remember watching this live and my god these video editors perform miracles.
Love this one- you can tell how much fun they’re having. Especially Shayne and Damien.
You can really tell Shayne and Damien are best friends here
This was thier last live before the new year and they were pure chaos and I loved every minute of it. Boy did the editors work hard on this one, great job.
can we just talk abt how witty and funny saige is like shes gotta be one of my favourites and not to mention she is insanely pretty
as a stoner, i’m a huge fan of the wall chains from Damian and i think it represents an actual problem
Okay but like these 4 need to just be the show. The banter the laughs it’s so good.
It's crazy to think Shayne and Damien are already in their 30's
this stream had me in tears actually
I loved shayne popping in and out of camera shot while court was talking. Too funny
Shayne: "It's a Pagliacchi joke!"
[CC]: "(- it's a pugly artichoke.)"
Me: same~same 🤷🏼♂️
The best group for games - I love how much they make each other laugh
Dude this one has to be watched on Twitch they cut out the best part but for good reason.
Woooh! Loved this, thanks Smosh for the quality content like always!
This was one of my favorite streams, so glad to finally see it on the channel!
Incredibly funny this one. Peak performances fron all of y'all.
The chemistry on screen whenever these 4 are in a video is insane and I cant get enough
Shayne seems so happy in this video, I love it :D
I love this cast, but it has always been the editing that keeps me coming back to this channel. Only getting better.
0:20
Saige: “You look rly nice today”
Me: looking shitter than ever
Anytime Shayne and Damien are in a video together, I KNOW I am gonna laugh incredibly hard😭😭💀
Damians wall chains are just that weird tennis racket thing from the life hacks videos Shayne and Damian did
but doctor i am pogliachi
This entire game could just be Damien accidentally inventing multiple BDSM devices
This Board AF episode is the most I laughed in a while! Legit laughed out loud all teary eyed XD
can we just talk about how funny they would be in an office or friends style show
Courtney's 30 bodybuilder men was so crazy im so sad it got cut 😭😭😭😭
2 yrs, just to find out this REALLY was a "DRY" double couple date... 😉👹
ok fr i need a "must be chained to the wall for safety reasons" shirt
20:28 Shayne looking away to try not laugh is everything 😂
That pagliacci joke was so on point that i cried
looked at the comments in the beginning then scrolled back up to see shayne not wearing a bucket hat but BEING a bucket hat
Shayne and damien were absolute bonkers here 😂
I could watch them play this game for hours and hours. I hope they play this again soon
You know it's a good day when smosh posts
oh god,this was chaotic on the stream,but whenever damien gets something it somehow involves the bedroom and already exists f
that video is definitely in my top 5 in the entire smosh lore
The Colosseum Farrell thing is too good of an idea
I watched this live on Twitch and thought how are they going to get away with this
Love Saige's shirt ❤️ Those four are my favourite together. The chemistry between all of them is amazing!
Shayne's hat is cute and exactly fitting with his shirt🤠
the way my jaw dropped when Courtney revealed her garter thingy
I was already blown away by the top half of the outfit, I was not prepared to be even more smitten
I don’t think Shayne has laughed more during a stream lol that whole stream was gold 😂
17:15 Damien running away and Paige falling of the chair. 😂
This was one of the best SmoshGames streams in recent times. I just died... 😂🔥
These four never fail to make chaotic videos together and I love it
I really liked this game! Please play it again with all the cast/different cast members too! I love how creative you all are!
This combo of four is always my favorite and when the pretape was shown on twitch it was a chaotic masterpiece.
So glad this got on YT. This stream was amazing! Could not stop laughing. Especially the explanation of “The System”.