The part about us "being friendly" is spot-on I am an Ontarian and we are bastards, usually when we are traveling abroad we are happy because we are not in Ontario anymore And it's nice out. Canada is great but the weather sucks balls.
After growing up in Michigan I coincide with almost every Canadian myth. I go to Tim Hortons and think it is shitty coffee, I’ve been an alcoholic since a young age, I have one of those goofy hats with the flaps over the ears, Everyone here is always excited when our long ass winter ends and we’re all cheery, and lastly hockey is by far the best damn sport ever played, my friends and I would skate and shoot pucks around on the frozen Lake Michigan. In essence, Michiganders are Canadian
@@fittergrips2010 best its been in years. How are the cowboys still feeling about separating from the rest of the country, when their only real source of income can be tanked on a whim, by an oil price war?
Fun fact: McDonald's secretly bought out tims old coffee in like 2012-2013. So new tims coffee is dogshit agree and McDonald's new coffee is tims old coffee
@@ianhopkins1984 No one ever mentions this. they bought out all the coffee bean suppliers. and I was pissed, AND THEY DONT EVEN GET A FUCKIN DOUBLE DOUBLE RIGHT HALF THE TIME.
Tim's is disgusting I never liked it. The place stinks like shit, the coffee is shit, their sandwiches are about as soft as a hockey puck, and you could actually use one of their donuts as s hockey puck. Most overrated franchise in Canada, by a lot.
My family put my brother in hockey, but they put ME in Tae Kwon Do. Which usually meant I would only pass to him so he could practice his one timers. Or, when he became a goalie, I'd shoot as hard as I could AT him, because who cares about gettin goals when you can hit your brother without gettin in trouble?
"Not every Canadian plays or watches hockey only the pussies don't" Me who never really watched a game and avoided ice all my life* fuck guess I'll move to somewhere else then.
Only inaccurate thing is the legal drinking age. It's 18 in half of the provinces, and 19 in the other half. In Saskatchewan it's 19, but only lived an hour away from Alberta so we would go there and buy beer and bring it back into Saskatchewan. Everything else is 100% bang on. I didn't play a lot of hockey (too expensive and had a farm to help out on) but watched it as much as a guy could. Still sneak in some rec hockey when I can. I do have a flappy hat like that but it's actually made from fur. Only wear it when it's -40 or else my head get too fuckin' hot.
Backpacking around Europe a few years ago and in a hostel buddy asked me if I knew his friend from Vancouver. I said I’m from Alberta and avoid Vancouver more than Calgary, besides it’s a bloody 11 hour drive and a city with a few million people of course I didn’t know his friend. He didn’t seem to understand and asked if I had any travel tips for Toronto.
Hey, I'm a Canadian and I didn't play hockey uncle hack, didn't have the money or time to play or even skate at the time so I took up skateboarding. I'm not getting deported!!😂
@Jesse Wightman that's probably the pussiest statement anyone could make, you're calling someone a pussy through a phone screen. Get a fucking life, and fuck off
Toronto and Vancouver yes they aren't next to each other. But they're defiantly not comparable to LA and NY. Just like most true mainlanders you forgot about the Atlantic provinces. Toronto is more in the middle of the country than the east.
Damn! Now I have to do a video about the myths about Americans. I was drinking out of my baby bottle for teething. Tasted moonshine before I was 5. We don't obey all of our laws lol.
Canadian Myth - Hockey Nation Canadians are politically aware. They are not! Canadians know more about Hockey than politics, be it regional, provincial or national.
My dad’s is Mexican/Canadian and I moved to Vancouver last year, I can’t think differently from other people or else I’m not tolerant or racist or they’ll find something else
Well the parents didn’t have money for hockey when I was a kid but used to be absolutely dog shit on the old pond when winter rolled around that was my extent of hockey 😂
Maple syrup is more popular in Quebec, Ontario, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia than the other provinces. Its an Eastern thing. Biggest myth? Language. One of five Canadians speak French at home. One of five Quebecers speak English at home. And more than half of those English Quebecers live in and around Montreal.
McDonald's drive thru is quicker, it has better coffee, they give you the 8th one free, their lids are better, their cups are double walled and their breakfast is 10x better if not 12x better. Thanks for coming out though eh Timmy.
Haha fucking true there buddy, first time I got drunk I was 9 in a farm field and played hockey from age 8-24, anyone need good advice just ask uncle hack lol
oilersridersbluejays in Colorado 🇺🇸 we never use to word eh like never dude but both of my parents are from BC🇨🇦 and they sometimes use it I find my loyalty is for America and my blood is Canadian
What is the use of watching hockey in Canada when in the finals every year, and after the first round it is only American teams left in the race for the cup?? The truth is, soccer is a better sport! As far as being deported goes, I would love to spend the rest of my days in a hot and arid province of Australia. I'm done with endless snow and 6 hour sub zero sun lit days of mostly darkness. I have had my fill of Canadian life for one life time.
The U.S.A. 🇺🇸 always wins the most gold metals in the Olympics as well both of my parents are actually from Canada 🇨🇦 and moved here right before I was born because my dad got a job in Colorado my whole life they tried to make me be proud to be Canadian but they hate my loyalty because of how loyal I am to America 🇺🇸 I love this nation but I also love Canada of course given my parents are Canadian but America is my favourite
the maple surup is not really a myth i literally eat pancakes with like half a medium bottle of surup and ive seen people in ottawa drinking maple surup IN A RESTURANT
Major G I think Minnesota is a piece of Canada that we may have lost in the war of 1812. That’s why they are so much like Canadians and well they are damn good at hockey! They also drink, talk like us, are polite in a passive aggressive way, and have a shit ton of snow. I salute you Minnesota!
Fuck i never played hockey cuz we were fuckn poor uncle hack, and my single mom that my fuckn dad abandoned had too work two jobs most the time to affford after scool daycare. She didnt have the time or money to wheel me around the province playing hockey. But trust me i begged to play hockey and begged for a dirt bike with my sick ass mullet. I was a fucking street hockey legend on the block tho.
Well brother street hockey or ice it don’t matter ya still played. Probably taught you a fuckin wicked work ethic though, that if you want something get off your ass and get it! 🤘🏿🤘🏿
Yeah don’t play hockey, just work out. People won’t mess with ya. Trust me learned it from experience. Now my shoulders are wider than the fukin moon, eh’
Well done man! Keep up our sacred Canadian myth hunters at bay!
The part about us "being friendly" is spot-on I am an Ontarian and we are bastards, usually when we are traveling abroad we are happy because we are not in Ontario anymore And it's nice out. Canada is great but the weather sucks balls.
Born and raised in the home town of hockey. Never watched a full game in my life
Renfrew?
Windsor?
I hate hockey and beer
@@tanyadebeer4836 ur an American
@@saltycade9063 No. Canadian.
I love Prism, Chiliwack, Rush, Guess Who, Gordon Lightfoot, Jill Barber and Joni Mitchell.
I'd maybe add the myth of it always being cold... parts of Ontario get up to 40 celsius in the summer
After growing up in Michigan I coincide with almost every Canadian myth. I go to Tim Hortons and think it is shitty coffee, I’ve been an alcoholic since a young age, I have one of those goofy hats with the flaps over the ears, Everyone here is always excited when our long ass winter ends and we’re all cheery, and lastly hockey is by far the best damn sport ever played, my friends and I would skate and shoot pucks around on the frozen Lake Michigan. In essence, Michiganders are Canadian
Maybe we should call Michigan, “lower Ontario”
Black Tim's tastes like sulfuric acid
Try it after 8:00 pm at night, twice as bad, sip and spit
Had me lmfao @ if he doesn’t play hockey he’s no Canadian! Yes!
Just seen a Danger Cats Flag out the back of a dodge in Pitt Meadows. 30 min outside of Vancouver. Cheers!
how are the tree huggers out there liking the gas prices ?
Rip roosters
@@fittergrips2010 best its been in years. How are the cowboys still feeling about separating from the rest of the country, when their only real source of income can be tanked on a whim, by an oil price war?
Accurate asf lmao !
Played hockey for 11 years growing up ..
.Started drinking early ...
Now on the herbals and dirty Ol Timmie's coffee . ;) hahah
You're not a true Canadian if you don't have a bottle of maple syrup in your house.
Fun fact: McDonald's secretly bought out tims old coffee in like 2012-2013. So new tims coffee is dogshit agree and McDonald's new coffee is tims old coffee
As a Vancouverite, thank you. This is fucking gold, and all very true
McDicks has better coffee than Timmies
Mick dick's is the old recipe tim's used until it sold out to merica
@@ianhopkins1984 No one ever mentions this. they bought out all the coffee bean suppliers. and I was pissed, AND THEY DONT EVEN GET A FUCKIN DOUBLE DOUBLE RIGHT HALF THE TIME.
@@ianhopkins1984 yeah it's sad how they went the cheaper route and lost their coffee
Tim's is disgusting I never liked it. The place stinks like shit, the coffee is shit, their sandwiches are about as soft as a hockey puck, and you could actually use one of their donuts as s hockey puck. Most overrated franchise in Canada, by a lot.
mcd coffee is far worse imo
When I heard my frirend saying let's go to Timmies at Toronto, I thought she was talking about something sexy lmao
My family put my brother in hockey, but they put ME in Tae Kwon Do.
Which usually meant I would only pass to him so he could practice his one timers.
Or, when he became a goalie, I'd shoot as hard as I could AT him, because who cares about gettin goals when you can hit your brother without gettin in trouble?
Your parents are smart and your even smarter for figuring it out
I still got a broke tooth too this day cuz my dumbass played net while my brother shot pucks at me. Neither of us played for more than a couple years.
@@tokeypokey thank you my dude
@@dylangullason8712 good ol home hockey; no masks
whenever i see a danger cat out in public i can a beer. ( i keep a shit ton in the back of my truck )😂🤘
Damn man I , I just found your channel , just subscribed ! Way to represent E-town without mentioning E-town!
The Crazy Framer I’m from taber,ab
Oh I saw a danger cats sticker on whyte ave last night. I need one of your
t-shirts to wear in my video's.
Loved this 😂😂😂 started following after seing this 👌 He saying the truth 👍
"Not every Canadian plays or watches hockey only the pussies don't"
Me who never really watched a game and avoided ice all my life* fuck guess I'll move to somewhere else then.
Canadians like to drink?
Wisconsin "hold my beers"
Only inaccurate thing is the legal drinking age. It's 18 in half of the provinces, and 19 in the other half. In Saskatchewan it's 19, but only lived an hour away from Alberta so we would go there and buy beer and bring it back into Saskatchewan. Everything else is 100% bang on. I didn't play a lot of hockey (too expensive and had a farm to help out on) but watched it as much as a guy could. Still sneak in some rec hockey when I can. I do have a flappy hat like that but it's actually made from fur. Only wear it when it's -40 or else my head get too fuckin' hot.
Backpacking around Europe a few years ago and in a hostel buddy asked me if I knew his friend from Vancouver. I said I’m from Alberta and avoid Vancouver more than Calgary, besides it’s a bloody 11 hour drive and a city with a few million people of course I didn’t know his friend. He didn’t seem to understand and asked if I had any travel tips for Toronto.
The only exception is lacross if your hard core in lacross that counts
When i travel ppl tend to say somwthing about us being friendly so number 2 killed me lol
Somebody needs to do this for Texas myths.
If one more yankee mentions "sweet tea" to me my head is going to explode. We just call it tea.
lmao I love these videos.
Hate Timmy's, beer(I never drank), hockey, stupid hats....but I love making yummy things with maple syrop, like maple cream pie.
We need more of this
So damn accurate
@3:16 go to the legion in sussex new brunswick on an evening with a shindig, in the fall that is the norm!
also make that shirt into a hat and ill wear it deliverin oil all around ab
Hey, I'm a Canadian and I didn't play hockey uncle hack, didn't have the money or time to play or even skate at the time so I took up skateboarding. I'm not getting deported!!😂
Loved skating in the summer, still do🤘🏿🤘🏿
@@DangerCats69 Hell yeah!
@Jesse Wightman that's probably the pussiest statement anyone could make, you're calling someone a pussy through a phone screen. Get a fucking life, and fuck off
Pussy.
soo, you're still a skater, one way or another, right??
This is great I have 4 bottles of maple syrup and yes I have put it on spaghetti and poutine
In Quebec, the drinking age is just a suggestion and friendly people are very rare.
What song is in the intro and outro
Bud, #7 is spot on.
Awesome
I fkn love those Russian hats,warm for us workers who don't sit in a truck or office like ol hack
There are some very nice fur hats, warm and classy
I got one for hunting and snow boarding best below -30 toque you could buy. keeps more of your face covered when strapped down.
Toronto and Vancouver yes they aren't next to each other. But they're defiantly not comparable to LA and NY. Just like most true mainlanders you forgot about the Atlantic provinces. Toronto is more in the middle of the country than the east.
LOL, tons of Americans drink at a very young age. I used to sell liquor in the school bathroom in 6th grade.
I put syrup on everything...... even burgers. I don’t know if I’m ashamed
Love me some Canadian learnings. Oh, and the Canadian Ladies. Love me some Canadian Ladies.
Easy now.
Wait bonus myth you refrigerate your syrup?!🤣
Robin’s Donuts FTW.
Remember when you used to be able to smoke in Robin's, fucken beautiful old days man
Damn! Now I have to do a video about the myths about Americans. I was drinking out of my baby bottle for teething. Tasted moonshine before I was 5. We don't obey all of our laws lol.
I fuckin hate timmy's, and I hate it even more that I am there three times a week , FML 😂
love to have a sticker for the old truck
Gonna have to call the police on my little brother and get him deported.
Uncle Hack out here with the fuckin knowledge bombs.
Canadian Myth - Hockey Nation Canadians are politically aware. They are not! Canadians know more about Hockey than politics, be it regional, provincial or national.
Collar with nelk!!
My dad’s is Mexican/Canadian and I moved to Vancouver last year, I can’t think differently from other people or else I’m not tolerant or racist or they’ll find something else
1:24 tastes like 🌭 💩. Hahahahahahaha
Isn’t myth #3 also just a fact?
OMF old mud I mean Milwaukee beer! Really dude? Drink real beer not septic sludge😡
It's Ok he spits in it first
It's the best cheap beer
Well the parents didn’t have money for hockey when I was a kid but used to be absolutely dog shit on the old pond when winter rolled around that was my extent of hockey 😂
Man this is fucking hilarious 😂😂
I wanna be a Canadian Piss Tank like Uncle lol
U forgot Timmy’s got the best potato wedges if u want that hockey guy look so hard they’ll take your teeth out 😉 🇨🇦
Maple syrup is more popular in Quebec, Ontario, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia than the other provinces. Its an Eastern thing. Biggest myth? Language. One of five Canadians speak French at home. One of five Quebecers speak English at home. And more than half of those English Quebecers live in and around Montreal.
I love Tim Hortons! but its a triple triple lol
Wait...LA and New York are not beside each other?
man, ain't that the f'n truth.. haha, im shoutin this out on tiktok. Also, definitely supportin' the merch. haha ;D XD
Oh yes. Amen. In Tim's defense it's owned by burger king so you know why it's worse shit then normal.
WHAT,NO FUCKN WAY!!! Really?
@@michaelsebastian5563 yes it was owned by wendy's then was sold and burger king owns them.
It was shit long before that lol.
I'm a fake assed phony.
Wtf did you say about Tim’s?
I never played hockey so I drink black Tim's coffee to make up for it....
I fucking love Tims.
In Ontario we definitely guzzle maple syrup
I literally couldn't care any less about hockey. It would be impossible.
Fuck tim Hortons and fuck hockey
True
McDonald’s coffee tastes better than Tim’s coffee
Forgot about the Canadian strip clubs, love me some Canadian strip clubs too.
McDonald's drive thru is quicker, it has better coffee, they give you the 8th one free, their lids are better, their cups are double walled and their breakfast is 10x better if not 12x better. Thanks for coming out though eh Timmy.
truth
Started drinking in grade 8
Hortons coffee went to shit after McDonald’s got the new contract. I’ll always grab coffee from dons now. It’s what Tim’s coffee used to be.
Thinks again
I didn't play hockey cause a fear of ice cause when I was 8 I split my skull I think that should be an exception (yes I'm Canadian)
Wear a helmet
If I have any impact to the head it would kill me
I visited Canada in the 80s and remember their cigarettes were shit also
Haha fucking true there buddy, first time I got drunk I was 9 in a farm field and played hockey from age 8-24, anyone need good advice just ask uncle hack lol
This is fucking gold lol
Beauty Eh! 👍
Rage on! I learn’t lots
I'm surprised you didnt bring up "eh"
In Saskatchewan, we say our eh like anh, in a indecisive context
In B.C "eh" is interchangeable with "hey". "That's a nice goal eh"
In Saskatchewan we say eh a bit. Hear it lots in Manitoba and Alberta too. Bunch of Krauts and Ukabooks lol.
oilersridersbluejays in Colorado 🇺🇸 we never use to word eh like never dude but both of my parents are from BC🇨🇦 and they sometimes use it I find my loyalty is for America and my blood is Canadian
What is the use of watching hockey in Canada when in the finals every year, and after the first round it is only American teams left in the race for the cup??
The truth is, soccer is a better sport! As far as being deported goes, I would love to spend the rest of my days in a hot and arid province of Australia. I'm done with endless snow and 6 hour sub zero sun lit days of mostly darkness. I have had my fill of Canadian life for one life time.
ur fucked buddy
The U.S.A. 🇺🇸 always wins the most gold metals in the Olympics as well both of my parents are actually from Canada 🇨🇦 and moved here right before I was born because my dad got a job in Colorado my whole life they tried to make me be proud to be Canadian but they hate my loyalty because of how loyal I am to America 🇺🇸 I love this nation but I also love Canada of course given my parents are Canadian but America is my favourite
Someone deport this hoser
I make coffee at home...
I go to Tim's Daly I love that iced cap
3:55 Spot on. But that’s changing, hockey sucks now.
Timmies isn't even Canadian anymore. And yes it's chit!
My mum never let me play hockey
❤️
the maple surup is not really a myth i literally eat pancakes with like half a medium bottle of surup and ive seen people in ottawa drinking maple surup IN A RESTURANT
About the hockey thing it's more for the rich kids that shit is fuckin expensive
You can tell mans isn’t from Toronto cuz he pronounces every letter. Everyone from Toronto pronounces it like Tor-on-a
To pronounce Toronto like a local you just don't pronounce the t. It's not tor-on-a its tor-on-o.
I could watch you all damn day. 😏😎
You’re not a true Canadian if you don’t love the snow, eh’
Hockey northern Minnesota? Right? JK dont shoot me
Major G I think Minnesota is a piece of Canada that we may have lost in the war of 1812. That’s why they are so much like Canadians and well they are damn good at hockey! They also drink, talk like us, are polite in a passive aggressive way, and have a shit ton of snow. I salute you Minnesota!
Why is the coffee so bad at Timmies
Fuck i never played hockey cuz we were fuckn poor uncle hack, and my single mom that my fuckn dad abandoned had too work two jobs most the time to affford after scool daycare.
She didnt have the time or money to wheel me around the province playing hockey.
But trust me i begged to play hockey and begged for a dirt bike with my sick ass mullet. I was a fucking street hockey legend on the block tho.
Well brother street hockey or ice it don’t matter ya still played. Probably taught you a fuckin wicked work ethic though, that if you want something get off your ass and get it! 🤘🏿🤘🏿
Yeah don’t play hockey, just work out. People won’t mess with ya. Trust me learned it from experience. Now my shoulders are wider than the fukin moon, eh’
Greetings to all the hosers in the Great White North! Good day eh!