It ain't happening slick, the Americans don't want or need our oil anymore, the court system has so far blocked pipeline infrastructure to get it to other markets, there isn't much either Kenny, or Trudeau can do (People that don't know shit about what's happening don't even understand that Trudeau has been pushing for pipeline approvals). It's done, people need to come to grips with it. Daddy emperor kenney can't just magically get it done just because his government is spending $30 million per year on that dumbass energy war room.
@@BasePuma4007 uh yeah as an American we’d be more than happy to take that oil now except that Sniffin’ Joe and the rest of the idiots that make up the US govt won’t let any pipelines be built. Gotta make sure it’s all transported by rail so Buffett can make a few billion more before he keels over and dies, otherwise the politicians wouldn’t get their taste and they might have do some actual work!
After 3 years in the patch, got my class 1 and just 5 month ago bought 2022 kenworth w900. Now making serious money as an owner operator, i mean i could retire in 5 years.
Biggest beauty I ever saw was a MWD buddy of mine....Surfer guy from Vancouver island...Just before the last crash got caught by he wife, when she logged onto his computer and found videos of him doing blow off a 23 yr old blond while on casing break... Needless to say he found work in the patch down south. “Meth delivers what coke promises brother”. Day were numbered then.. The guy mixed Test Tren Winny..DNP! Coke and booze one weekend...all washed down with a nice shot glass of GHB..... Miss that guy...was one of the best..don’t so drugs kids...
Work in the Western Australian version of the patch, the North West Shelf. 3 cars, 3 motorbikes, and a boat I've used 2 times in 2 years. He who dies with the most toys wins 🤙
After 35 years pipelining, I've realized the less shit I have, the happier I am. Possessions are nothing but a ball and chain, all they do is weigh you down.
I did 6 years hydrovaccing in Saskatchewan and sir….you made me cry from laughter….because we all know at least one dozen humans degenerates that subscribe to every word you have said.
Only got to the first part so far but I literally just got a new job, paid off my old car last month, got the job this month and it's like.... damn man, new car looking REAL shiny right now. Gotta hold off though for a little though!
No mention of the how perfectly the center console in your brand new RAM for bucking out rippers mere minutes before you go into to piss because "it won't be in your system yet" and "fuck those guys they can't tell me what to do". Other than, fucking nailed it.
Hahaha, yeah that's why you never work for a Ponoka company. How in the hell we have a rig company that has almost all of it's rigs in the yard all year round but still "in business" is amazing.
I am 73 and wish this guy was around when I was in my impressionable years. Love this guy.
Sounds like he was.
Three divorces, an arrest record, and a serious substance abuse problem...now that right there is Foreman material!
heatto jones You forgot the gambling & strippers addiction
And a DUI on the record boys
@@ShiverMotorsports fuck prlly 3 or 4 by then lmao
Lmfao 😂 😂 😂 fuck, on point boys
it just aint no fun with out blow and hookers xD
Best reason to get a diesel. Gotta put a slip tank on the ol 2020 so you really take advantage of the “free” diesel they use to run the rig.
Yup drag up tank is a must
Nah no one steals from the tank, its just got a small massively draining leak that my slip tank cleans up ;)
Lord,Just give me one more oil boom and I promise I won't piss this one away lol
It ain't happening slick, the Americans don't want or need our oil anymore, the court system has so far blocked pipeline infrastructure to get it to other markets, there isn't much either Kenny, or Trudeau can do (People that don't know shit about what's happening don't even understand that Trudeau has been pushing for pipeline approvals). It's done, people need to come to grips with it. Daddy emperor kenney can't just magically get it done just because his government is spending $30 million per year on that dumbass energy war room.
There will be another boom, and you will piss it away. But it will be fun 😉
@@BasePuma4007 uh yeah as an American we’d be more than happy to take that oil now except that Sniffin’ Joe and the rest of the idiots that make up the US govt won’t let any pipelines be built. Gotta make sure it’s all transported by rail so Buffett can make a few billion more before he keels over and dies, otherwise the politicians wouldn’t get their taste and they might have do some actual work!
@@BasePuma4007 this comment didn't age well
@@lance-biggums i wanna know more about what u know lol
This is a good representation of a sizeable portion of canadians under 40
Compare who’s skidoo has a thicker layer of dust on it. Too funny.
After 3 years in the patch, got my class 1 and just 5 month ago bought 2022 kenworth w900. Now making serious money as an owner operator, i mean i could retire in 5 years.
This is exactly how my brother did it 2 years ago when he got on
Legendary promo
Yup. Sounds like everyone I know who works in da patch.
Drop 30k cash on a classic 60’s-80’s lifted set up. That way you have to call your patch buddies for a lift 2-3 times a week.
I'm surprised no cocaine was mentioned lol
Doesn't need to be mentioned it comes standard. Like a fucking steering wheel
With the economy going into a free fall this advice couldn't have come at a better time !
Thx for the advice. Bought a used Jeep that needed extra lift and mods. Now let's head for the hills and flip this thing.🙃
Biggest beauty I ever saw was a MWD buddy of mine....Surfer guy from Vancouver island...Just before the last crash got caught by he wife, when she logged onto his computer and found videos of him doing blow off a 23 yr old blond while on casing break... Needless to say he found work in the patch down south. “Meth delivers what coke promises brother”. Day were numbered then..
The guy mixed Test Tren Winny..DNP! Coke and booze one weekend...all washed down with a nice shot glass of GHB.....
Miss that guy...was one of the best..don’t so drugs kids...
👌🏻lmao love it! 🤣
Keep doing what you're doing Uncle Hack.
Work in the Western Australian version of the patch, the North West Shelf. 3 cars, 3 motorbikes, and a boat I've used 2 times in 2 years. He who dies with the most toys wins 🤙
Jeremy Crab I think his ex-wife wins, but what do I know ... 😲😬😱😁
Your oil patch shot is the best! Blown a few pay checks just watching these and showing the boys
keep it up...from panama,,,go girl
just as accurate then as it is now... thanks for helping me spend those stacks
Now this is some AB representation!! How did it take me so long to find this??
After 35 years pipelining, I've realized the less shit I have, the happier I am. Possessions are nothing but a ball and chain, all they do is weigh you down.
"Baaahdddd you dem tires higher than a giraffes snizz thoooo."
Jeff Trout having a snowmobile is a must though, new or used
To true Jeff more debt harder you gotta work
I already got this advice in 2009 ....So I took it. Conoco "Dry Camps" were awesome lol
Who the fuck says that your doing gods work?😂😂😂 dudes a legend
Self proclaimed of course.
back to the basics! love this video!
“Danger Cats Financial Branch”
Loans at 69%
Fuck bud, thats a beauty of a plan. I followed her to a tee. Never been happier.
you wanna work in the patch ,i was born in it ,molded by it.
Or get a journeyman ticket and a union job and work 40 hour weeks and make more than a rigger and get a pension
prarieboy UAlocal 46 plumber here 👋
That's a great way to go. Just don't tell people you work in the oil patch, because you'd be fuckin lying.
You sound sensible and mature.. what the fuck are you doing watching Danger Cats videos
🤣🤣 the biggest pair of bolt ons
Dayum thanks uncle hack , you made so much sence there bud 😂
Rockin' the Alaska Oilpatch! Fuck with the Cats
Been trying to get outta the patch for 12 years should be a rehab for ot
I worked the Utah oilfield forever and you fucking nailed it!!!! 👍🏼🇺🇸
F**kin love it! Subscribed!
This sure hit close to home in lloyd, brag about the shit you have collecting dust! Well done uncle Hack
Sounds like solid advise to me rock on
36 inch tires. never heard of those. ha.
TSL super swampers come in 36'' tall.
Tell Cinnamon Neil says....Hey!
I did 6 years hydrovaccing in Saskatchewan and sir….you made me cry from laughter….because we all know at least one dozen humans degenerates that subscribe to every word you have said.
What do you recommend for a retirement plan.
Pulltabs, the wheel or both.
I thought I’d post something to the old sh!t talker box here. Hopefully it’ll help somehow.
I really like your stuff Uncle Hack.
Take care bud!
Unclehack that I love
Love fucking with THE DANGER CATS
Omfg. This is GOLD!!
This is great 😂
Only got to the first part so far but I literally just got a new job, paid off my old car last month, got the job this month and it's like.... damn man, new car looking REAL shiny right now. Gotta hold off though for a little though!
No mention of the how perfectly the center console in your brand new RAM for bucking out rippers mere minutes before you go into to piss because "it won't be in your system yet" and "fuck those guys they can't tell me what to do". Other than, fucking nailed it.
I fuck with the CATS!!!!! (from the patch in Texas)
I fuck with the cats. Hahaha.
Classic Uncle Hackery
I finally got that pumpkin patch money. Great advice uncle hack.
Fugg with the catz
I'd smoke with the CAT!
Any job related to the patch be expected to be laid off 6 times min. in 25 year career. It's all part of the patch.
I look forward to it since most of us aren't allowed to book vacation time.
LMFAO that speech was as useful as the sixties message of hiding under a table when a nuclear bomb drops. Cheers dude.
Heavy metal, heavy drinkin, heavy women. Always fuck with the cats.
Pretty on par especially if your from Ponoka
Hahaha, yeah that's why you never work for a Ponoka company. How in the hell we have a rig company that has almost all of it's rigs in the yard all year round but still "in business" is amazing.
I fuck with the danger cats in the lower 48
Oh fuck yeah bud!!! fuckin wit the danger cats baby!!!! luv ya bud
This makes me want to leave my sawmill job for a patch job
Bring back the ol double time uncle hack
Damn. This was a different time.... wait wtf this was a year ago???
No mention of a lip dinner😢
love from the USA
I know I spent my fat stack of patch cash right cuz I don’t have a god damn dime left........DC⚡️69
Best financial advice ever thanks unk🤘🤘
Pure gold LMFAO
Definitely fuck with the cat's!!!!!pisssh pissshhh
And if you pay extra, you can get 36" mudders that are half bald, for that real "authentic" look!
8 years ago I would have followed you too a t. Nowadays though....I'm lucky my credit wasn't dented
This is the best fucking advice ever
Do you sell audio books?
I got a podcast haha that count?
I fuck with the cats out here in Chilliwack
Sorry I don't need all that shit!
No petrol, no diesel. Just get on your awesome jewel
and as much bull protein cream as possible!
Hack. This is the funniest stuff because it's factual!
I fuck with the cats!
Pour Cinnamon, she has to deal with your limp noodle again lol
you told all our secrets!
Fucking stonks over here buds
36” tyres.... uncle hack first it’s 37’s 😬 but for real we’re Rollin on 40’s up to site still getting stuck no matter wuat. Fuckin er’y thing in sight
haha this was great
Don't forget THE STACK.... kiss your eardrums goodbye
Quit the patch, block some rail roads, get paid.
No doubt. And identify as trans or something
LOL. Perfect. You funny.
Fuck ya got 69% of that right
I fuck with the cats.
An Old Lady?!... You only got 4 days a year to find her. Then you'll never be home anyway.
How is the patch doing these days?
Hurtin'
It's like the Walmart of wages. Rollbacks and slashing prices
@@Mr_Chow yeah that sucks man, my brother had a successful welding shop out there and lost everything because of this virus shit.
E’Fn Rights
*Danger Cats*
Heavy metal-Heavy women-Heavy drinkin-Heavy oil
I fuck with the danger cats
Awesome 😂🤣👍
Who worked the most overtime this year?
I approve this message hahahah
Thanks for all the logging mods
@@frigginmustardtiger7740 ;)
Love the patch related videos. Skits about dumb shits on site would be so funny
I'm surprised u didn't mention nose candy.
man! I totally fucked up! I was saving my money like a jagoff!
I fuck wit the catz
Lift kit ! The expensive one
I Fuck with the cats