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  • @rerez
    @rerez  2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Hey guess what! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO CID THE DUMMY: th-cam.com/video/148E-uwsiG4/w-d-xo.html

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, it was kinda cool to see you review it. I kinda figured you would eventually.

    • @camaroneedsanewdesign4892
      @camaroneedsanewdesign4892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From the sequel to here

    • @musiquerasiempre2480
      @musiquerasiempre2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      man cid just comes back does he

    • @TheChamp820
      @TheChamp820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not such a dumm-eh now am i

    • @snarkfromhl
      @snarkfromhl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      One question: Is it still available at app store?

  • @saia24
    @saia24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    "Cid the dummy, made by twelve, played by less" epic ending

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Cid the Dummy: BY crash dummies FOR crash dummies!

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Enjoyed by none"

    • @isaacarellano5319
      @isaacarellano5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@caracalcontinuum3118 bullshit. You made me enjoy it that much more!!

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cid the Dummy: made by 12, played by 3

    • @XVC_Bro
      @XVC_Bro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s just bad

  • @EnderCorePL
    @EnderCorePL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Also, can we talk about how the "Good" doctor creates robots solely designed to suffer and makes them sentient?

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm willing to bet that a good chunk of the plot, was basically made to be a spoof of Megaman's origins.
      You know, the fact that the events of the game started off, due to the "good" doctor stealing tech that belonged to the supposed "evil" one (alongside the underlying fact that he basically made robots with personalities, self-awarenes and agency, for the sole purpose of being crash test dummies, which is a whole other tangent in itself), the fact that CID became the souped-up ass-kicker he is, due to being plucked out of the air, seeminly against his own will, rather than volunteering to be upgraded, as well as the fact that he's kind of a dick that smack-talks the doctor's daughter, once he rescues and meets up with her for the first time...
      Yeah, I think they were basically going for a subversive piss-take on the origins behind Megaman, when making this game.

    • @Bigby.D
      @Bigby.D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Um,they are robots they don’t feel well maybe in cid’s universe but still yk.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Bigby.D I mean, if they can have enough sentience/self awareness to develop personalities and such, I'm pretty sure they'd probably have developed a pre-conception for pain, if not have said receptors put in, for some kind of effeciant simulation type thing.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@retrogamelover2012 MIA: ....are we the baddies?

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@retrogamelover2012 perhaps this game was made by that old Brazilian man who made Megaman comics to destroy video games and American comics.

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    “It’s the Ghost of the Money We Wasted on This Game!”
    I love you guys.

  • @goompo
    @goompo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    “Isn’t there some other way of attacking?”
    “Yes! CID has a bazooka!”
    “Oh, good!”
    *“MOTION CONTROLZ!!”*
    “Oh, bad!”

    • @dannydonaldson6664
      @dannydonaldson6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      not such a dummy now am I

    • @liderc9948
      @liderc9948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "But what about hardwater?"
      "*uninteligent sounds*?"
      "ICE YA' DINGUS!"

    • @silasmcgee3647
      @silasmcgee3647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @phord not such a dummy now am i?

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6:05

    • @xaviidk
      @xaviidk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But CID Also has the ability to use stealth

  • @fern1146
    @fern1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Holy...
    I never heard of a game so broken you have to "keep playing" through the high score screen!
    Not even Big Rigs is this broken.

    • @alexrusset8614
      @alexrusset8614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      At least lightspeed reversing is funny.

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Big rigs is broken, But it's in a way thats unintentionally (Or intentionally, It is a foreign game after all.)

    • @DasAntiNaziBroetchen
      @DasAntiNaziBroetchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gagejohnathan9641 Your spelling is broken, but you're a foreign person after all.

    • @unothecard3839
      @unothecard3839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DasAntiNaziBroetchen ah, yes
      enslaved you're winner

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Look up the final boss of Drakengard 3.
      There are many reasons why Drakengard is my most hated game series of all time, and that’s one of the _lesser-_ I can’t believe Yoko Taro went from that to the awesomeness of Nier Automata.

  • @SaulGRCanalYT
    @SaulGRCanalYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    Mario: It's a me, Mario
    Sonic: Gotta go fast
    CID: *n o t s u c h a d u m m y , n o w a m i*

    • @JulianR2JG
      @JulianR2JG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah!
      Did you see that?
      Super!
      (Yes those are the other sound clips)

    • @Ethanandhisfriends.5559
      @Ethanandhisfriends.5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Mario:death of getting hit when small and pits
      Sonic:death of drowning and losing rings getting and pits hit.
      Crash:death of tnt fire drew and pits.
      Link:death of fire getting stabbed stabbed and moon
      CID: fall damage for no reason

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The gotta go fast thing is from the sonic x opening, sonic himself never said it before it became a stupid meme

    • @JulianR2JG
      @JulianR2JG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elfascisto6549 smash bros

    • @BeBoldToWonder
      @BeBoldToWonder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You forgot
      Bubsy: *What's the matter?*

  • @Froggievilleus
    @Froggievilleus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The box art says "Leave me in the bargain bin."

  • @LorenHelgeson
    @LorenHelgeson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I think "Twelve" refers to the amount of seconds they actually spent on beta testing any of their games.
    The game loads? Good. The title screen comes up? Good! Press it to disc, it's good to ship!

    • @FlavioCrusiGrisari
      @FlavioCrusiGrisari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or the people who made the game

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FlavioCrusiGrisari Team size is not a reliable metric. Hollow Knight is one of the most successful examples of a Kickstarter-funded game.
      Budget: $35,000 AUD
      Team: 4 devs, 1 composer

    • @FlavioCrusiGrisari
      @FlavioCrusiGrisari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LorenHelgeson if it's a indie then ok, but this one is retail.
      Remember that mortal Kombat 1 had 1 programmer, 2 art designers and a composer. 4 guys

    • @arki4433
      @arki4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually called smoke test

    • @Jonbot198
      @Jonbot198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it might be the amount of time people actually played the game for.

  • @IcedNight96
    @IcedNight96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Caillou escapes the testing facility for prosthetic arms. (2020 - Colorized)

  • @alexworld8255
    @alexworld8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Another note I found during the manual scenes:
    Werken's daughter is named M.I.A.
    ...That's two bad puns in one right there.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Oh Jesus Christ I just realized... Missing in action...
      *FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE!*

    • @ctb3335
      @ctb3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@XiaoFury what's... what's that got to do with anything?

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@XiaoFury your comment is pointless here

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ctb3335 I’m guessing CID’s attitude

    • @Astolfo2001
      @Astolfo2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      M.I.A.? Like the same M.I.A. who sang Paper Planes?

  • @Rizzgod0011
    @Rizzgod0011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    This is basically the dollar store version if megaman and mario combined.

    • @the1stwing
      @the1stwing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep

    • @thelastgogeta
      @thelastgogeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Funny thing is that there seems to be a sequel on Switch which goes for a dollar on sale from time to time (though you can get it physically too) and that is just as bad or worse apparently.
      It is called Crash Dummy.

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More like X from Megaman X 7 and Birdo got together, smoked some crack, and had a one night stand resulting in some creepy love child.

    • @kidnitrox4134
      @kidnitrox4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mario0011 what about the sonic adventure bosses

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kidnitrox4134 I would say Plagiarism, but that would mean Sega actually associating their characters to this game. Imagine spending more money on legal fees than the development and publishing of this game combined. I can do a lot for $10.

  • @kamildrews3517
    @kamildrews3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "Not such a dummy now, am I?"
    Yes you are, CID. You sure are.

    • @christopheralthouse6378
      @christopheralthouse6378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Especially for dissing the hot girl you just rescued...
      I...I can't even...😣😣😣😣😵😵😵😵

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think CID may want to be a "real boy" 😂

    • @nikolasbaumgardner8731
      @nikolasbaumgardner8731 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 😂😂

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley"Lies of C." There's a parody for you.

    • @First-Last_name
      @First-Last_name ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleydon't you mean he wants a real boy 😅

  • @BoisegangGaming
    @BoisegangGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    "Hard Water?"
    "What?"
    "Ice, you dingus!"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      XD

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Francis Daniel Ramirez Top Kek

    • @sageblake174
      @sageblake174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hard water? Hm, might wanna get the lead out~

    • @hevendor958
      @hevendor958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but what about hard water
      WhAt i DoN't GeT
      *ICE YA DINGUS*

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@godofwarhammer7655 because spamming a old ass meme and calling EVERYONE that is a good use of time😑
      Because assuming EVERYONE’s age is a GREAT idea (!) and totally isn’t ageist🤦‍♀️

  • @gelato101
    @gelato101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    7:03 It’s funnier when you remember Crash also has a bazooka

    • @zeldagameryt4018
      @zeldagameryt4018 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It’s Cash Banooca with a bazooka

  • @soundwavesuperiorbayinferior
    @soundwavesuperiorbayinferior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    9:09 An idle animation where he puts his hands on his hips, and impatiently taps his foot? Wow, never herd of that one before!

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What if he jumps down and says “I’m outta here”?

    • @superdean9966
      @superdean9966 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So we're stealing from Sonic now too

  • @Apoc5k
    @Apoc5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I bet the voice actors are the development team.

    • @FlavioCrusiGrisari
      @FlavioCrusiGrisari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't think so. As they are Italians

    • @johnathanmcclintock9096
      @johnathanmcclintock9096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But that's actually pretty common in small development teams and low budget

    • @FlavioCrusiGrisari
      @FlavioCrusiGrisari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnathanmcclintock9096 they usually don't credit any voice actors. An example of this is dragon Ball: Final Bout where the English cast was never credited

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CRY OF FEAR did a better job.
      And the voice actors were also PLAYTESTERS

    • @glitchhunter09
      @glitchhunter09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FlavioCrusiGrisari Oh no they're credited..... In the manual. Apparently Christopher Sabat was the director for the English Actors in Final Bout. Though, that's literally the only named I recognized.

  • @garrywalmartcashier
    @garrywalmartcashier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    The devs: add motion controls because nintendo told them so.
    Also the devs: *Not such a dummy now, am I?*

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XDDD

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes you are, Cid, YES YOU ARE.

    • @godofwarhammer7655
      @godofwarhammer7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok boomer XD

    • @garrywalmartcashier
      @garrywalmartcashier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@godofwarhammer7655 ok zoomer. (Also why would you use xd, that makes you more of a normie)

    • @godofwarhammer7655
      @godofwarhammer7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garrywalmartcashier ok boomer XD

  • @questionablekortex3191
    @questionablekortex3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This game has been in the back of my fucking mind for years, you've literally just brought it front and center and I want it back deep in my repressed memories.

  • @zanetmh
    @zanetmh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    The crash test dummy with essence of his daughter? I thought that this is classic MegaMan rip off but what's with this battle network plot twist?

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Does the daughter-dummy get used in crash tests? Everyone's so stupid, I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That happens in the Battle Network games? I've only watched the anime version Rockman.EXE

    • @restlessheroes
      @restlessheroes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@scottthewaterwarrior i forgot, in the anime, megaman isn't lan'd dead twin baby brother uploaded in a computer? Or he's just a simple navy?

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@restlessheroes Just a navy

    • @dannydonaldson6664
      @dannydonaldson6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not such a dummy now am I ??

  • @chupitrooper5878
    @chupitrooper5878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Not such a dummy now, am I?" radiates the same energy as "I think that enemy got *the point!*"

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which game was that from?

    • @safeforwork8546
      @safeforwork8546 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WillieManga For any archeologist coming across this comment in the future, it's not a game, it's a Prozd skit you can find on youtube

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    ......
    I swear to God I have NOTHING to do with this game.
    I don't even know how to program anything.
    *I AM INNOCENT I TELLS YA!!!*

  • @lenhamasaki8869
    @lenhamasaki8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The "It's just bad" ending instrumental is lit~ One of the reasons why this series is the best on this channel!

  • @PixelSP
    @PixelSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    “Not such a dummy now, am I?”

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMAO

    • @randomlytrash
      @randomlytrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Not such a dummy now, am I?"

    • @1337b2
      @1337b2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “Not such a dummy now, am I?”

    • @TheBigDynamo
      @TheBigDynamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Not such a dummy now, am I?"

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Not such a dummy now, am I?"

  • @TheGhostbusterfan
    @TheGhostbusterfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The idea of playing as a crash test dummy in an action adventure isn't a bad idea. Playing a character that can disassemble and reassemble at will. The possibilities are limitless.

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like the game Neverdead was probably the closest we got to that idea being done well even if it has a reputation as an overall meh game.

    • @conlooka9356
      @conlooka9356 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So knack?

    • @BlueMoon1890
      @BlueMoon1890 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Plok and Mr. Bones would like to speak with you

    • @malachitep4276
      @malachitep4276 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Could picture something akin to the Wario Land games where getting your dummy mangled in various ways could act as powerups/transformations. Set on fire to light things up, frozen for temp invulnerability in exchange for being unable/slow to move etc.

  • @SkyblueStarmoon
    @SkyblueStarmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    “Guess which version ‘Wii’ played”
    Oh boy, 10 seconds in and it’s already off to a fresh start.
    ( Edit: I was more poking fun at the fact they’re looking at the wii version and not the pun )

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lolz

    • @thenumberquelve158
      @thenumberquelve158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think that pun wasn't even intentional :P
      Good catch though.

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The PC version is actually fine

  • @Xayjohns
    @Xayjohns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    People who got mad at me for not wanting to stream games : "Enjoy being outdated"
    Me after Google Stadia : "Not such a dummy now, am I?"

    • @armyofninjas9055
      @armyofninjas9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has anyone EVER said that? To my knowledge, no one cares about that crap.

    • @Xayjohns
      @Xayjohns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@armyofninjas9055 a guy actually said that to me in the comments of a TH-cam video

    • @raphaelbrown6314
      @raphaelbrown6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Will forget him then I much rather have my games in physical copy in anything imo

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stadidum's dead, baby. Stadidum's dead.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@favoritemustard3542 Like, really dead now.

  • @MudSluggerBP
    @MudSluggerBP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Where did you learn to fly?
    Where did you learn to fly?
    Where did you learn to fly?
    Oh sorry wrong game, that repetitiveness gave me horrible flashbacks 🤣

    • @user-rv7or7uj8g
      @user-rv7or7uj8g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ayyy I get that reference

    • @zombehnashun
      @zombehnashun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Godzilla is approaching the generator
      Godzilla is approaching the generator
      Godzilla is approaching the generator
      Collect the sample
      Sample obtained
      Collect the sample
      Sample obtained

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cybermorph is a better game than this

    • @mr.knuckleschannel2924
      @mr.knuckleschannel2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      X3r0 n4x05 xtras very true

    • @remyrichardson2741
      @remyrichardson2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      more resources required
      more resources required
      more resources required
      more resources required
      more resources required
      more resources required
      more resources required
      more resources required
      all units
      all units
      all units
      marines ready sir
      marines good to go
      marines hoorah
      marines ready sir
      marines good to go
      marines hoorah
      marines ready sir
      marines good to go
      marines hoorah
      marines ready sir
      marines good to go
      marines hoorah

  • @williamsanborn9195
    @williamsanborn9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    5:19 Ironically enough, they say that Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings (a game Shane and Adam looked at previously on "Just Bad Games") is a better-looking game than CID The Dummy. Think about it.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which game do you think is worse: this or Staff of Kings?

    • @Christopher-pq4cv
      @Christopher-pq4cv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mariajimenafigueroa233 this game is worse I love indiana Jones and the staff of kings

    • @brawler5760
      @brawler5760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mariajimenafigueroa233 Hey Staff of Kings on its own is pretty good. This looks severely flawed, even without motion controls.

    • @powerpuffboy901
      @powerpuffboy901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariajimenafigueroa233 BOTH!

  • @skwidsquad3668
    @skwidsquad3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I was actually unlucky enough to own this game, lets just say that the enthusiasm faded very quickly...

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      can you sell it on eBay or also change the cartridge label

    • @duckmcbucket
      @duckmcbucket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was it the wii version?

  • @lucss21a
    @lucss21a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:12 "That is a good plot!" "Never heard it before!"

  • @TrueWG.
    @TrueWG. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Girl: *kisses cid*
    Cid: Says her "mouth" is like a microwave.
    Wait... No mouth... How did she kiss him? Oh well.

    • @brandoncherry6264
      @brandoncherry6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pantomiming?

    • @TrueWG.
      @TrueWG. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandoncherry6264 probably?

    • @acameron2563
      @acameron2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a mystery

    • @christopheralthouse6378
      @christopheralthouse6378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CID complains...about being kissed?
      By a pretty girl?
      I mean...I get it, LGBTQ+ is def a thing but...
      REALLY?!?!?! 😳
      Now I question CID's tastes...😳😣😅

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christopheralthouse6378 regardless CID is still a ass

  • @commissarlink1017
    @commissarlink1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So, the “good guy” literally stole from the “bad guy” and pasts said stolen idea off as his own.. and we’re supposed to be siding with this dude?

    • @lowbird7947
      @lowbird7947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He should have sued him in court, not kidnap his robot daughter

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All the characters from this game are incredibly unlikable

  • @onigames7309
    @onigames7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I've literally never heard of this game until this video.

    • @nmuniz2
      @nmuniz2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oni same

    • @GlitchyJames
      @GlitchyJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oni same here and the plot is literally from mega man if it isn’t obvious.

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GlitchyJames Yep

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you figuratively hear of it before this video?

    • @GlitchyJames
      @GlitchyJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PANZERFAUST90 no I noticed it myself

  • @personwithdelta
    @personwithdelta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    little known fact: there's another cid the dummy game on switch called "crash dummy". it looks even worse than the original

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well... I'm looking forward to their next episode, now XD

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Deon Denis Well... There is always worse graphics and fumblier controls, but if they don't manage to screw up this bad... There's always an even weirder story that makes less sense.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Deon Denis That only means it was so bad, they couldn't even monetize it lol

    • @andreimina7494
      @andreimina7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Deon Denis it’s 30 damn bucks, you can buy Alien Isolation at that price

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know, it's kind of impressive that the games look worse, the more power the system they're on has.

  • @Spectralhyena
    @Spectralhyena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I have to admit I’m posting as I watch. That Julia child joke got me. Julia child is the queen of cooking though follow her books and you’ll be a master home chef.

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm the last of a generation that knows who that even is.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I admit the voice is close to her🤣 but I don’t know who that is😅

    • @Spectralhyena
      @Spectralhyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AzrialAlaria it’s sad but I’m sure her legacy will go on with at least a few people.

    • @mitchellcrego1451
      @mitchellcrego1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think they have an exhibit dedicated to her show in one of the Smithsonian museums in DC? Not sure if I’m thinking of the right show or if it still exists tho.

  • @sketchydude8431
    @sketchydude8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "It hasn't even started yet, and I'm already full of dread." -Everyday after new years eve

  • @doublevision7644
    @doublevision7644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Damn it ... now i have "Weapon of Choice" stuck in my head for the next year or so... thank you for that !

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Listen to the sound of my voice

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Not such a dummy now am I?"
    Well Cid if you feel like you constantly have to say you're not a dummy that makes it seem like you're insecure about being one.

  • @InklingFan77Mettaton1936
    @InklingFan77Mettaton1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    9:47 ICE YA DINGUS I love that part

  • @Domarius64
    @Domarius64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The devs themselves did the voices :) that's why there's no credit.

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's actually probably true lol

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would make sense

    • @muziklol69
      @muziklol69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seems very possible

  • @zanetmh
    @zanetmh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    At first I was confused why MegaMan was in thumbnail but after hearing explanation about the plot now I understand and I honestly glad that in most MegaMan games voice clips are only used when your health is low when X uses charge shot and for Zero's attacks

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about Megaman 8? Power Shot! Power Shot! Power Shot!

  • @Masterge77
    @Masterge77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Some people say Mighty No. 9 was a Mega Man ripoff when it actually wasn't... but THIS!? Now THIS is a shameless ripoff.

    • @ParRagon-
      @ParRagon- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nyah, I actually like no9 but you could clearly see why people say it's a ripoff. Just look at the story, mm compared to no9. Very similar, other names, but essentially it's the same^^

    • @wejwyj2230
      @wejwyj2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ParRagon- That's kind of the point of a spiritual succesor , isn't it? The games whole selling point was "Plays like a new megaman and is made by one of the guys that worked on the megaman games"

    • @ParRagon-
      @ParRagon- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wejwyj2230 sure, but I wouldn't go so far to say it is a spiritual successor, because it isn't ^^

    • @wejwyj2230
      @wejwyj2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ParRagon- It was supposed to be one....that's kinda the reason why it was so overhype and went in history as a dissapointing disaster

    • @tommymurrin5550
      @tommymurrin5550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, and about Mighty No.9... It was made by level up studios, which is a company that KEIJI INAFUNE HIMSELF founded

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    *NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW, AM I?*

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wow I remember having those Crash Dummy toys, still don't know why they were so popular.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the AVGN summed it up with his The Incredable Crash Dummies video, in that it was basically one of the few toys out there, that you were encouraged to batter and break apart.

  • @OneToxicPixel
    @OneToxicPixel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The voice acting sounds like something I recorded with my plastic recorder thingy for kids with a colorful microphone at the end of the 90's. Also I think Monster Hunter 3 has a better story than this game, even though the whole story is just "Hey, there is a monster, it's kinda threatening to kill us all, so go slaughter it. Have fun noob!"

  • @how2animate735
    @how2animate735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    0:11 *Every math teacher when you don’t specify the answer.*

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That seems to be an international thing.😄

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Physics teachers when you don't specify the units.

    • @mariotron8718
      @mariotron8718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My teacher does that

    • @maximoperez4750
      @maximoperez4750 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Twelve Games

  • @retrogamelover2012
    @retrogamelover2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh man, I remember seeing PBG take a look at this, of which I ended up laughing at the voice they gave the scientist.

  • @FEARitself100
    @FEARitself100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The voice acting reminds me of early 2000s newgrounds/TH-cam animation VA

  • @tablettablet3028
    @tablettablet3028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This game got remade for PS4.
    It was renamed to just "Crash Dummy"
    I wish I was joking....

  • @Equ3strianGam3r
    @Equ3strianGam3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:47 That's an insult to Dire Straits' Money for Nothing.

  • @Runescythe9852
    @Runescythe9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There are no words that I can express that shows how thankful I am that a land mine like this flew under my radar while holding up on the joystick.

  • @Dark.Shingo
    @Dark.Shingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:05 This was hilarious! Put a big smile on my face on a shitty day, thank you very much!

  • @gamerkanmorkj815
    @gamerkanmorkj815 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me and my little sister watched and laughed so hard! We quote this so often! I actually bought this game and gave it to her as a present and it is the best reaction I have gotten from a present XD

  • @getjinxed101
    @getjinxed101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    We need a 10 hour version of CID saying “Not such a dummy now, am I?”

    • @marytijerina8812
      @marytijerina8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @Epicboy099
      @Epicboy099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1 hour of silence occasionally broken up by CID saying "not such a dummy now, am i?"

    • @galiogargoyle6295
      @galiogargoyle6295 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think I'll go insane if I listened to that.

  • @Firing_Order
    @Firing_Order 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol I was not expecting the Dire Straits mention. I bet the devs of this game saw game makers and thought "heh, that ain't workin" and tried doing it themselves.

  • @sbinadero
    @sbinadero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    11:36 I was thinking more like they took Krab Borg from SpongeBob and added some dramatic music over it

    • @zeldagameryt4018
      @zeldagameryt4018 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes hello, I was wondering if you can play that song again

  • @deedr1234
    @deedr1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Wasn’t expecting this. Nice. Also everybody have a good day.

  • @darkheart2075
    @darkheart2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I really love "its just bad" section of your channel.
    Infact its the whole reason I watch your channel 😊
    Love from 🇵🇰

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the section with multiple candidates for Worst Console Ever (although no such list would be complete without the Laughing Joking Numbnuts Video Art)

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    6:55 Oh look, the Omnitrix.

  • @rolingthunder8612
    @rolingthunder8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    adom: what about hard water?
    shane: What are you talking about?
    Adom: Ice, you dingus!

  • @spongebobplushiestuff8612
    @spongebobplushiestuff8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:19 nice callback

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "CID the Dummy; made by 12, played by less." "It's. just. BAD!" I love that ending.

  • @tommyjohnson4855
    @tommyjohnson4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "not such a dummy, now Emma?"

  • @counterfeithandhelds
    @counterfeithandhelds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    True fact this game was ported to the Switch under the name Crash Dummy

    • @rerez
      @rerez  4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Part 2. -_-‘

    • @epicpikaguy9032
      @epicpikaguy9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I won’t spoil anything, but the switch port looks pretty different, from the gameplay footage I’ve seen. Definitely worth another video!

    • @Raf8347
      @Raf8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT!?!?

    • @thelastgogeta
      @thelastgogeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rerez Can't wait, I only knew about that Switch game till now not that there was a legacy which led to it.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it just as bad?

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao, that dummy saved a girl just to roast her infront of her father. That dummy is just savage!

  • @alexwolf2870
    @alexwolf2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed so hard at the "level summary" screen part, ultimate gaming trolling

  • @ravingrabbidlover5967
    @ravingrabbidlover5967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:47 “What? I don’t-“
    “Ice, ya dingus!”

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:02 A ghost hole? *did you mean: The Ghost Zone*

    • @Masterge77
      @Masterge77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never thought I'd see someone make a Danny Phantom reference here.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Masterge77 c'mon, we all thought it!... Right? lol

  • @mohammed_K1
    @mohammed_K1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    6:06 never gets old 😂😂😂😂👌

    • @kathrynkeesecker5905
      @kathrynkeesecker5905 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What never gets old?

    • @mohammed_K1
      @mohammed_K1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@kathrynkeesecker5905
      -Cid has a Bazooka
      -Oh good
      -motion controls
      -oh bad
      3 years ago when I wrote this comment, this line made me laugh a lot. It's ridiculous to look at now, but at the time it was worth it 😂😂😂😂

    • @kathrynkeesecker5905
      @kathrynkeesecker5905 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mohammed_K1ah
      Have a good day sir

  • @JustFun-lq9ef
    @JustFun-lq9ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The one good thing about the game is the naruto running on 10:44

    • @oscarramos5681
      @oscarramos5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then Cid crashes into a wall and hurts himself.

  • @LegoLiam1803
    @LegoLiam1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:08 “Guess which version *Wii* played.”
    Get it...
    I’ll see myself out, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my gosh 😂 I love it

  • @ssss.wappled2418
    @ssss.wappled2418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:28 The funny part

  • @MrMato
    @MrMato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:21 He sounds like a bored high school version of Maximillion Pegasus

  • @littleleelee2706
    @littleleelee2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You managed to find a garbage Wii game I never saw in the discount bins, at Odd Lots or at a used games shop... That's pretty impressive!

  • @dylanlawson7046
    @dylanlawson7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not sure if anyone else has commented this, but I’m pretty sure B. M. Werken is a reference to BMW, and D-TROIT is just an homage to every automaker from Detroit.

  • @troyuchiha5090
    @troyuchiha5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:54 this, this was just killing me every time XD

  • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
    @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    What If you
    Wanted to go to heaven
    But God said:
    *N O T S U C H A D U M M Y N O W A M I*

  • @SmashGuyROA
    @SmashGuyROA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:15 One of my favorite quotes from a YT Game Review ever

  • @lillukapa3756
    @lillukapa3756 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:52
    No joke, the voice actors in this game are actually completely unknown. Even the MobyGames site doesn’t list any voice actor credits. My guess was this game was so bad that none of the voice actors wanted their names listed in the credits.

  • @grm_variety_hour
    @grm_variety_hour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    C.I.D the dummy: make d-troit cry like an anime fan on prom night

  • @blimpdxmk2938
    @blimpdxmk2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:39 not such a dummy now, am I

  • @mariajimenafigueroa233
    @mariajimenafigueroa233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Megaman's plot + Crash Bandicoot's running animation + Final Fantasy battle theme + Crash Test Dummies + Fat Boy's Weapon of Choice + Terrible puns for names + Horrible motion controls + Cutscenes that drag on and on + Graphics that look like an early Playstation game + Julia Child + Uncredicted voice actors + Bubsyitis + Money Ghost = C.I.D The Dummy

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know you guys are Canadian, so I'm not sure if you caught that B.M. Werken would also make his initials BMW and Detroit was a popular hub for vehicle manufacturing back in I think the 80's to 90's. When the plants moved to other areas, things got pretty damn dire for Detroit and I don't think it's recovered since.

  • @adude7424
    @adude7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:03:this may sound like an r/woosh,but Julia Child died in August 13,2004.Just pointing out(but the voice actor does sound julia child ngl)

    • @Al___
      @Al___ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you know if the game began development after she died?

    • @geraldiscool420
      @geraldiscool420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if they put her voice there before she died

    • @ianmata1998
      @ianmata1998 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@geraldiscool420when this game started to be developed in the first place? At least the prototype or something like that

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You sure this isn't the dollar tree version of megaman?

    • @jonahabenhaim1223
      @jonahabenhaim1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      edge lord
      You’d be better off getting mighty Number 9

  • @brycestrife5605
    @brycestrife5605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I recently found the channel and I have to say I hav so much fun going through the old and new content.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH!" Freaking died there. XD

  • @rolandofeliciano6006
    @rolandofeliciano6006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When months later you realize BM Workin and D-Troit is mocking BMW and Detroit Motors.

  • @BarkQuackBoom
    @BarkQuackBoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:16 The Wii Play syndrome strikes again. Duck appears at least once but I’m nowhere to be found

  • @RoninCatholic
    @RoninCatholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tested? That's for the other dummies! This game was strictly _impacted_ and never tested!

  • @fearanarchy
    @fearanarchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you were to say: "Dire Straits' Mega Man with Fatboy Slim doin the soundtrack", that game would sell millions.

  • @pustulioyo
    @pustulioyo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is destined to be remembered as "so bad that it's kind of fascinating".
    Just like Bubsy 3D, Sonic 06, and Duke Nukem Forever.

  • @Timmy_Horsenutz
    @Timmy_Horsenutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Michigander, I can confirm that the city of Detroit would make a shitty supervillian.

  • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
    @NicholasVetter-sy8io ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The animation in this game reminds me of those stupid bowling clips that play when you get a strike, I remember watching those in my bowling days

  • @yogibear8683
    @yogibear8683 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Not Such A Dummy, Am I? Intensifies*

  • @TheRat9000
    @TheRat9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you see out of the corner of your eyes Rerez saying Indiana Jones:Staff of Kings on Wii is better then a game you know it's bad.

  • @Gustyguy
    @Gustyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The thumbmaill: mega man vs cid the dummy

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AY

    • @Gustyguy
      @Gustyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayyyyy

    • @wah8974
      @wah8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you for pointing things out on the screen

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wah8974 not people online are sighted

    • @majorfanboy2005
      @majorfanboy2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spoiler Alert: Mega Man Wins.

  • @magicfishhobo381
    @magicfishhobo381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CID:
    Combat
    Instigating
    Destructible
    There ya go.

  • @DakarrtheTerminator
    @DakarrtheTerminator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think Dr. B. M. Werken is supposed to be a play on words on BMW the car manufacturer and Werk which is what car production plants in Germany are called.