Mario:death of getting hit when small and pits Sonic:death of drowning and losing rings getting and pits hit. Crash:death of tnt fire drew and pits. Link:death of fire getting stabbed stabbed and moon CID: fall damage for no reason
I'm willing to bet that a good chunk of the plot, was basically made to be a spoof of Megaman's origins. You know, the fact that the events of the game started off, due to the "good" doctor stealing tech that belonged to the supposed "evil" one (alongside the underlying fact that he basically made robots with personalities, self-awarenes and agency, for the sole purpose of being crash test dummies, which is a whole other tangent in itself), the fact that CID became the souped-up ass-kicker he is, due to being plucked out of the air, seeminly against his own will, rather than volunteering to be upgraded, as well as the fact that he's kind of a dick that smack-talks the doctor's daughter, once he rescues and meets up with her for the first time... Yeah, I think they were basically going for a subversive piss-take on the origins behind Megaman, when making this game.
@@Bigby.D I mean, if they can have enough sentience/self awareness to develop personalities and such, I'm pretty sure they'd probably have developed a pre-conception for pain, if not have said receptors put in, for some kind of effeciant simulation type thing.
Look up the final boss of Drakengard 3. There are many reasons why Drakengard is my most hated game series of all time, and that’s one of the _lesser-_ I can’t believe Yoko Taro went from that to the awesomeness of Nier Automata.
@@godofwarhammer7655 because spamming a old ass meme and calling EVERYONE that is a good use of time😑 Because assuming EVERYONE’s age is a GREAT idea (!) and totally isn’t ageist🤦♀️
I think "Twelve" refers to the amount of seconds they actually spent on beta testing any of their games. The game loads? Good. The title screen comes up? Good! Press it to disc, it's good to ship!
@@FlavioCrusiGrisari Team size is not a reliable metric. Hollow Knight is one of the most successful examples of a Kickstarter-funded game. Budget: $35,000 AUD Team: 4 devs, 1 composer
@@LorenHelgeson if it's a indie then ok, but this one is retail. Remember that mortal Kombat 1 had 1 programmer, 2 art designers and a composer. 4 guys
Funny thing is that there seems to be a sequel on Switch which goes for a dollar on sale from time to time (though you can get it physically too) and that is just as bad or worse apparently. It is called Crash Dummy.
@@kidnitrox4134 I would say Plagiarism, but that would mean Sega actually associating their characters to this game. Imagine spending more money on legal fees than the development and publishing of this game combined. I can do a lot for $10.
After this, he was grounded grounded grounded for 1 trillion years. If you don’t know, this here is a reference to the Caillou grounded videos made with GoAnimate.
@@johnathanmcclintock9096 they usually don't credit any voice actors. An example of this is dragon Ball: Final Bout where the English cast was never credited
@@FlavioCrusiGrisari Oh no they're credited..... In the manual. Apparently Christopher Sabat was the director for the English Actors in Final Bout. Though, that's literally the only named I recognized.
The idea of playing as a crash test dummy in an action adventure isn't a bad idea. Playing a character that can disassemble and reassemble at will. The possibilities are limitless.
Could picture something akin to the Wario Land games where getting your dummy mangled in various ways could act as powerups/transformations. Set on fire to light things up, frozen for temp invulnerability in exchange for being unable/slow to move etc.
Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Oh sorry wrong game, that repetitiveness gave me horrible flashbacks 🤣
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This game has been in the back of my fucking mind for years, you've literally just brought it front and center and I want it back deep in my repressed memories.
“Guess which version ‘Wii’ played” Oh boy, 10 seconds in and it’s already off to a fresh start. ( Edit: I was more poking fun at the fact they’re looking at the wii version and not the pun )
@@jadedheartsz I'd say the Wii version is about the same level - the difference is the controls, which I don't mind. Other than that it's mostly mediocre.
5:19 Ironically enough, they say that Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings (a game Shane and Adam looked at previously on "Just Bad Games") is a better-looking game than CID The Dummy. Think about it.
@Deon Denis Well... There is always worse graphics and fumblier controls, but if they don't manage to screw up this bad... There's always an even weirder story that makes less sense.
I have to admit I’m posting as I watch. That Julia child joke got me. Julia child is the queen of cooking though follow her books and you’ll be a master home chef.
I think they have an exhibit dedicated to her show in one of the Smithsonian museums in DC? Not sure if I’m thinking of the right show or if it still exists tho.
Nyah, I actually like no9 but you could clearly see why people say it's a ripoff. Just look at the story, mm compared to no9. Very similar, other names, but essentially it's the same^^
@@ParRagon- That's kind of the point of a spiritual succesor , isn't it? The games whole selling point was "Plays like a new megaman and is made by one of the guys that worked on the megaman games"
"Not such a dummy now am I?" Well Cid if you feel like you constantly have to say you're not a dummy that makes it seem like you're insecure about being one.
@@kathrynkeesecker5905 -Cid has a Bazooka -Oh good -motion controls -oh bad 3 years ago when I wrote this comment, this line made me laugh a lot. It's ridiculous to look at now, but at the time it was worth it 😂😂😂😂
At first I was confused why MegaMan was in thumbnail but after hearing explanation about the plot now I understand and I honestly glad that in most MegaMan games voice clips are only used when your health is low when X uses charge shot and for Zero's attacks
Also the section with multiple candidates for Worst Console Ever (although no such list would be complete without the Laughing Joking Numbnuts Video Art)
Me and my little sister watched and laughed so hard! We quote this so often! I actually bought this game and gave it to her as a present and it is the best reaction I have gotten from a present XD
3:52 No joke, the voice actors in this game are actually completely unknown. Even the MobyGames site doesn’t list any voice actor credits. My guess was this game was so bad that none of the voice actors wanted their names listed in the credits.
The voice acting sounds like something I recorded with my plastic recorder thingy for kids with a colorful microphone at the end of the 90's. Also I think Monster Hunter 3 has a better story than this game, even though the whole story is just "Hey, there is a monster, it's kinda threatening to kill us all, so go slaughter it. Have fun noob!"
Lol I was not expecting the Dire Straits mention. I bet the devs of this game saw game makers and thought "heh, that ain't workin" and tried doing it themselves.
I think the AVGN summed it up with his The Incredable Crash Dummies video, in that it was basically one of the few toys out there, that you were encouraged to batter and break apart.
Not sure if anyone else has commented this, but I’m pretty sure B. M. Werken is a reference to BMW, and D-TROIT is just an homage to every automaker from Detroit.
Megaman's plot + Crash Bandicoot's running animation + Final Fantasy battle theme + Crash Test Dummies + Fat Boy's Weapon of Choice + Terrible puns for names + Horrible motion controls + Cutscenes that drag on and on + Graphics that look like an early Playstation game + Julia Child + Uncredicted voice actors + Bubsyitis + Money Ghost = C.I.D The Dummy
I know you guys are Canadian, so I'm not sure if you caught that B.M. Werken would also make his initials BMW and Detroit was a popular hub for vehicle manufacturing back in I think the 80's to 90's. When the plants moved to other areas, things got pretty damn dire for Detroit and I don't think it's recovered since.
I just realized the two scientists have car based names. Detroit which is where the big three American companies are located. And B.M. Werken which is BMW
CID the game had so much potential n would’ve been phenomenal if they were at least OG with the story. Story: Set in an dark dystopian cyberpunk world ruled by the evil D-Troit making an army of evil test dummies with the ability to survive impacts n cause dangerous harm if thrown at targets at the right speed. Then we see the good doctor working for D-Troit BM Werken implanted a human emotion chip in the titular character CID, where his genuine love n care for the dummy labeled CID as a defective droid-like dummy that needs to be destroyed n the good doctor is arrested n kidnapped. Leaving him on his own after being forced to escape; giving him a mission to find n rescue his father figure while being hunted down by D-Troit n his evil robots, dummies, n humans he has to fend himself, n even kill considering how he is probably the most potentially dangerous dummy if he were to ever go in combat, reluctantly using his powers. As his journey continues, he slowly learns human emotions n would eventually lead a following with humans on his side to create a revolution to fight n defeat D-Troit once n for all. Gameplay: Set in 3-D with a smooth graphical neo-noir setting in a 360 degree angle. While he can survive impacts, he will lose his parts n has to put himself together, or its game over by the time he is a head. Less action, more stealth. He can never be seen by other humans as he fears they will freak out n try to kill him or inform D-Troit of his whereabouts. He can also hide in tight places by separating his parts to make him concealable. He can still use weapons like a bazooka, or even a pistol, mostly on robots as he refuses to harm humans; but his body can’t handle much weight so he has limited capacity n has to make his shots count, making the gameplay semi-realistic n intense. Have him able to hack into computer systems to gather information without getting caught to find clues of his father figure n use it to manipulate humans into helping him get out of situations. If he were to use combat, he can do spin attacks with his arms, blast people with his head like a cannon, dodge n do counter attacks with his limbs.
i think Cid would work better as a serious yet comic relief character, he's different than the other dummies who have no problem with their roles as test subjects but Cid is more emotional and wishes to be some sort of big shot because he's cocky and finds life more of a playground than anything else, but after he's put into a dangerous journey by B.M Werken, Cid experiences some difficulties in his carefree life...he witnesses how dangerous life is outside the factory and he had to fight for his life multiple times defeating evil dummies and having to save other people from death, he doesn't think much of the others and their feelings until the right moment hits, Cid simply acts like a idiot but cares for his friends and wishes to become a legendary hero of some sorts, I'm planning on becoming a writer and if i ever get a chance to buy the rights to this franchise then I'd definitely love to turn this entire series around as Twelve clearly doesn't care enough to do it themselves. also if this game for rebooted then i believe this should be a 3d level beat em up type of game, with combat mechanics like mortal kombat shaolin monks which definitely fits Cid's style seeing how much he loves using his fists
@@OGplushvideos I wish u luck. Although I still personally think a dark stealth cyberpunk setting would fit the game considering that the dummies r like robots due to their aluminum n steel bodies.
I think 12 is the number of braincells amongst the entire dev team and all of them were being hoarded by the company's leader and only thinking about money
Dr. Wily actually abducted Kalinka, the daughter of the good Dr. Cossack, in Megaman 4...so even the daughter is a ripoff from a Megaman game. EDIT: Oh, and some promotional art for the series showed Kalinka kissing Megaman before.
Hey guess what! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO CID THE DUMMY: th-cam.com/video/148E-uwsiG4/w-d-xo.html
Yeah, it was kinda cool to see you review it. I kinda figured you would eventually.
From the sequel to here
man cid just comes back does he
Not such a dumm-eh now am i
One question: Is it still available at app store?
"Cid the dummy, made by twelve, played by less" epic ending
Cid the Dummy: BY crash dummies FOR crash dummies!
"Enjoyed by none"
@@caracalcontinuum3118 bullshit. You made me enjoy it that much more!!
Cid the Dummy: made by 12, played by 3
It’s just bad
“Isn’t there some other way of attacking?”
“Yes! CID has a bazooka!”
“Oh, good!”
*“MOTION CONTROLZ!!”*
“Oh, bad!”
not such a dummy now am I
"But what about hardwater?"
"*uninteligent sounds*?"
"ICE YA' DINGUS!"
@phord not such a dummy now am i?
6:05
But CID Also has the ability to use stealth
Mario: It's a me, Mario
Sonic: Gotta go fast
CID: *n o t s u c h a d u m m y , n o w a m i*
Yeah!
Did you see that?
Super!
(Yes those are the other sound clips)
Mario:death of getting hit when small and pits
Sonic:death of drowning and losing rings getting and pits hit.
Crash:death of tnt fire drew and pits.
Link:death of fire getting stabbed stabbed and moon
CID: fall damage for no reason
The gotta go fast thing is from the sonic x opening, sonic himself never said it before it became a stupid meme
@@elfascisto6549 smash bros
You forgot
Bubsy: *What's the matter?*
Also, can we talk about how the "Good" doctor creates robots solely designed to suffer and makes them sentient?
I'm willing to bet that a good chunk of the plot, was basically made to be a spoof of Megaman's origins.
You know, the fact that the events of the game started off, due to the "good" doctor stealing tech that belonged to the supposed "evil" one (alongside the underlying fact that he basically made robots with personalities, self-awarenes and agency, for the sole purpose of being crash test dummies, which is a whole other tangent in itself), the fact that CID became the souped-up ass-kicker he is, due to being plucked out of the air, seeminly against his own will, rather than volunteering to be upgraded, as well as the fact that he's kind of a dick that smack-talks the doctor's daughter, once he rescues and meets up with her for the first time...
Yeah, I think they were basically going for a subversive piss-take on the origins behind Megaman, when making this game.
Um,they are robots they don’t feel well maybe in cid’s universe but still yk.
@@Bigby.D I mean, if they can have enough sentience/self awareness to develop personalities and such, I'm pretty sure they'd probably have developed a pre-conception for pain, if not have said receptors put in, for some kind of effeciant simulation type thing.
@@retrogamelover2012 MIA: ....are we the baddies?
@@retrogamelover2012 perhaps this game was made by that old Brazilian man who made Megaman comics to destroy video games and American comics.
Holy...
I never heard of a game so broken you have to "keep playing" through the high score screen!
Not even Big Rigs is this broken.
At least lightspeed reversing is funny.
Big rigs is broken, But it's in a way thats unintentionally (Or intentionally, It is a foreign game after all.)
@@gagejohnathan9641 Your spelling is broken, but you're a foreign person after all.
@@DasAntiNaziBroetchen ah, yes
enslaved you're winner
Look up the final boss of Drakengard 3.
There are many reasons why Drakengard is my most hated game series of all time, and that’s one of the _lesser-_ I can’t believe Yoko Taro went from that to the awesomeness of Nier Automata.
“It’s the Ghost of the Money We Wasted on This Game!”
I love you guys.
11:05
"Hard Water?"
"What?"
"Ice, you dingus!"
XD
@Francis Daniel Ramirez Top Kek
Hard water? Hm, might wanna get the lead out~
but what about hard water
WhAt i DoN't GeT
*ICE YA DINGUS*
@@godofwarhammer7655 because spamming a old ass meme and calling EVERYONE that is a good use of time😑
Because assuming EVERYONE’s age is a GREAT idea (!) and totally isn’t ageist🤦♀️
I think "Twelve" refers to the amount of seconds they actually spent on beta testing any of their games.
The game loads? Good. The title screen comes up? Good! Press it to disc, it's good to ship!
Or the people who made the game
@@FlavioCrusiGrisari Team size is not a reliable metric. Hollow Knight is one of the most successful examples of a Kickstarter-funded game.
Budget: $35,000 AUD
Team: 4 devs, 1 composer
@@LorenHelgeson if it's a indie then ok, but this one is retail.
Remember that mortal Kombat 1 had 1 programmer, 2 art designers and a composer. 4 guys
That's actually called smoke test
it might be the amount of time people actually played the game for.
"Not such a dummy now, am I?"
Yes you are, CID. You sure are.
Especially for dissing the hot girl you just rescued...
I...I can't even...😣😣😣😣😵😵😵😵
I think CID may want to be a "real boy" 😂
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 😂😂
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley"Lies of C." There's a parody for you.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleydon't you mean he wants a real boy 😅
Another note I found during the manual scenes:
Werken's daughter is named M.I.A.
...That's two bad puns in one right there.
Oh Jesus Christ I just realized... Missing in action...
*FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE!*
@@XiaoFury what's... what's that got to do with anything?
@@XiaoFury your comment is pointless here
@@ctb3335 I’m guessing CID’s attitude
M.I.A.? Like the same M.I.A. who sang Paper Planes?
This is basically the dollar store version if megaman and mario combined.
Yep
Funny thing is that there seems to be a sequel on Switch which goes for a dollar on sale from time to time (though you can get it physically too) and that is just as bad or worse apparently.
It is called Crash Dummy.
More like X from Megaman X 7 and Birdo got together, smoked some crack, and had a one night stand resulting in some creepy love child.
Mario0011 what about the sonic adventure bosses
@@kidnitrox4134 I would say Plagiarism, but that would mean Sega actually associating their characters to this game. Imagine spending more money on legal fees than the development and publishing of this game combined. I can do a lot for $10.
7:03 It’s funnier when you remember Crash also has a bazooka
It’s Cash Banooca with a bazooka
The devs: add motion controls because nintendo told them so.
Also the devs: *Not such a dummy now, am I?*
XDDD
Yes you are, Cid, YES YOU ARE.
ok boomer XD
@@godofwarhammer7655 ok zoomer. (Also why would you use xd, that makes you more of a normie)
@@garrywalmartcashier ok boomer XD
The box art says "Leave me in the bargain bin."
9:09 An idle animation where he puts his hands on his hips, and impatiently taps his foot? Wow, never herd of that one before!
What if he jumps down and says “I’m outta here”?
So we're stealing from Sonic now too
Caillou escapes the testing facility for prosthetic arms. (2020 - Colorized)
After this, he was grounded grounded grounded for 1 trillion years.
If you don’t know, this here is a reference to the Caillou grounded videos made with GoAnimate.
“Not such a dummy now, am I?”
LMAO
"Not such a dummy now, am I?"
“Not such a dummy now, am I?”
"Not such a dummy now, am I?"
"Not such a dummy now, am I?"
I bet the voice actors are the development team.
Don't think so. As they are Italians
But that's actually pretty common in small development teams and low budget
@@johnathanmcclintock9096 they usually don't credit any voice actors. An example of this is dragon Ball: Final Bout where the English cast was never credited
CRY OF FEAR did a better job.
And the voice actors were also PLAYTESTERS
@@FlavioCrusiGrisari Oh no they're credited..... In the manual. Apparently Christopher Sabat was the director for the English Actors in Final Bout. Though, that's literally the only named I recognized.
......
I swear to God I have NOTHING to do with this game.
I don't even know how to program anything.
*I AM INNOCENT I TELLS YA!!!*
Suuure you dont
The actual devs clearly didn't know how to program anything either.
@@DuskusCB got'em >:]
Nope🇫🇰
@Forgotten Arctic nailed it dude =)
The idea of playing as a crash test dummy in an action adventure isn't a bad idea. Playing a character that can disassemble and reassemble at will. The possibilities are limitless.
I feel like the game Neverdead was probably the closest we got to that idea being done well even if it has a reputation as an overall meh game.
So knack?
Plok and Mr. Bones would like to speak with you
Could picture something akin to the Wario Land games where getting your dummy mangled in various ways could act as powerups/transformations. Set on fire to light things up, frozen for temp invulnerability in exchange for being unable/slow to move etc.
The crash test dummy with essence of his daughter? I thought that this is classic MegaMan rip off but what's with this battle network plot twist?
Does the daughter-dummy get used in crash tests? Everyone's so stupid, I wouldn't be surprised.
That happens in the Battle Network games? I've only watched the anime version Rockman.EXE
@@scottthewaterwarrior i forgot, in the anime, megaman isn't lan'd dead twin baby brother uploaded in a computer? Or he's just a simple navy?
@@restlessheroes Just a navy
not such a dummy now am I ??
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Oh sorry wrong game, that repetitiveness gave me horrible flashbacks 🤣
Ayyy I get that reference
Godzilla is approaching the generator
Godzilla is approaching the generator
Godzilla is approaching the generator
Collect the sample
Sample obtained
Collect the sample
Sample obtained
Cybermorph is a better game than this
X3r0 n4x05 xtras very true
more resources required
more resources required
more resources required
more resources required
more resources required
more resources required
more resources required
more resources required
all units
all units
all units
marines ready sir
marines good to go
marines hoorah
marines ready sir
marines good to go
marines hoorah
marines ready sir
marines good to go
marines hoorah
marines ready sir
marines good to go
marines hoorah
This game has been in the back of my fucking mind for years, you've literally just brought it front and center and I want it back deep in my repressed memories.
"Not such a dummy now, am I?" radiates the same energy as "I think that enemy got *the point!*"
Which game was that from?
@@WillieManga For any archeologist coming across this comment in the future, it's not a game, it's a Prozd skit you can find on youtube
“Guess which version ‘Wii’ played”
Oh boy, 10 seconds in and it’s already off to a fresh start.
( Edit: I was more poking fun at the fact they’re looking at the wii version and not the pun )
Lolz
I think that pun wasn't even intentional :P
Good catch though.
The PC version is actually fine
@@jadedheartsz I'd say the Wii version is about the same level - the difference is the controls, which I don't mind. Other than that it's mostly mediocre.
People who got mad at me for not wanting to stream games : "Enjoy being outdated"
Me after Google Stadia : "Not such a dummy now, am I?"
Has anyone EVER said that? To my knowledge, no one cares about that crap.
@@armyofninjas9055 a guy actually said that to me in the comments of a TH-cam video
Will forget him then I much rather have my games in physical copy in anything imo
Stadidum's dead, baby. Stadidum's dead.
@@favoritemustard3542 Like, really dead now.
The "It's just bad" ending instrumental is lit~ One of the reasons why this series is the best on this channel!
0:11 *Every math teacher when you don’t specify the answer.*
That seems to be an international thing.😄
Physics teachers when you don't specify the units.
My teacher does that
Twelve Games
2:12 "That is a good plot!" "Never heard it before!"
5:19 Ironically enough, they say that Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings (a game Shane and Adam looked at previously on "Just Bad Games") is a better-looking game than CID The Dummy. Think about it.
Which game do you think is worse: this or Staff of Kings?
@@mariajimenafigueroa233 this game is worse I love indiana Jones and the staff of kings
@@mariajimenafigueroa233 Hey Staff of Kings on its own is pretty good. This looks severely flawed, even without motion controls.
@@mariajimenafigueroa233 BOTH!
Girl: *kisses cid*
Cid: Says her "mouth" is like a microwave.
Wait... No mouth... How did she kiss him? Oh well.
Pantomiming?
@@brandoncherry6264 probably?
It's a mystery
CID complains...about being kissed?
By a pretty girl?
I mean...I get it, LGBTQ+ is def a thing but...
REALLY?!?!?! 😳
Now I question CID's tastes...😳😣😅
@@christopheralthouse6378 regardless CID is still a ass
little known fact: there's another cid the dummy game on switch called "crash dummy". it looks even worse than the original
Well... I'm looking forward to their next episode, now XD
@Deon Denis Well... There is always worse graphics and fumblier controls, but if they don't manage to screw up this bad... There's always an even weirder story that makes less sense.
@Deon Denis That only means it was so bad, they couldn't even monetize it lol
Deon Denis it’s 30 damn bucks, you can buy Alien Isolation at that price
You know, it's kind of impressive that the games look worse, the more power the system they're on has.
I was actually unlucky enough to own this game, lets just say that the enthusiasm faded very quickly...
can you sell it on eBay or also change the cartridge label
Was it the wii version?
"CID the Dummy; made by 12, played by less." "It's. just. BAD!" I love that ending.
I've literally never heard of this game until this video.
Oni same
Oni same here and the plot is literally from mega man if it isn’t obvious.
@@FoogleFox Yep
Did you figuratively hear of it before this video?
PANZERFAUST90 no I noticed it myself
"It hasn't even started yet, and I'm already full of dread." -Everyday after new years eve
I have to admit I’m posting as I watch. That Julia child joke got me. Julia child is the queen of cooking though follow her books and you’ll be a master home chef.
I'm the last of a generation that knows who that even is.
I admit the voice is close to her🤣 but I don’t know who that is😅
@@AzrialAlaria it’s sad but I’m sure her legacy will go on with at least a few people.
I think they have an exhibit dedicated to her show in one of the Smithsonian museums in DC? Not sure if I’m thinking of the right show or if it still exists tho.
Some people say Mighty No. 9 was a Mega Man ripoff when it actually wasn't... but THIS!? Now THIS is a shameless ripoff.
Nyah, I actually like no9 but you could clearly see why people say it's a ripoff. Just look at the story, mm compared to no9. Very similar, other names, but essentially it's the same^^
@@ParRagon- That's kind of the point of a spiritual succesor , isn't it? The games whole selling point was "Plays like a new megaman and is made by one of the guys that worked on the megaman games"
@@wejwyj2230 sure, but I wouldn't go so far to say it is a spiritual successor, because it isn't ^^
@@ParRagon- It was supposed to be one....that's kinda the reason why it was so overhype and went in history as a dissapointing disaster
Oh, and about Mighty No.9... It was made by level up studios, which is a company that KEIJI INAFUNE HIMSELF founded
9:47 ICE YA DINGUS I love that part
"Not such a dummy now am I?"
Well Cid if you feel like you constantly have to say you're not a dummy that makes it seem like you're insecure about being one.
11:05 This was hilarious! Put a big smile on my face on a shitty day, thank you very much!
6:06 never gets old 😂😂😂😂👌
What never gets old?
@@kathrynkeesecker5905
-Cid has a Bazooka
-Oh good
-motion controls
-oh bad
3 years ago when I wrote this comment, this line made me laugh a lot. It's ridiculous to look at now, but at the time it was worth it 😂😂😂😂
@@mohammed_K1ah
Have a good day sir
Damn it ... now i have "Weapon of Choice" stuck in my head for the next year or so... thank you for that !
Listen to the sound of my voice
So, the “good guy” literally stole from the “bad guy” and pasts said stolen idea off as his own.. and we’re supposed to be siding with this dude?
He should have sued him in court, not kidnap his robot daughter
All the characters from this game are incredibly unlikable
*NOT SUCH A DUMMY NOW, AM I?*
5:19
9:47 “What? I don’t-“
“Ice, ya dingus!”
At first I was confused why MegaMan was in thumbnail but after hearing explanation about the plot now I understand and I honestly glad that in most MegaMan games voice clips are only used when your health is low when X uses charge shot and for Zero's attacks
How about Megaman 8? Power Shot! Power Shot! Power Shot!
6:55 Oh look, the Omnitrix.
I really love "its just bad" section of your channel.
Infact its the whole reason I watch your channel 😊
Love from 🇵🇰
Also the section with multiple candidates for Worst Console Ever (although no such list would be complete without the Laughing Joking Numbnuts Video Art)
4:47 That's an insult to Dire Straits' Money for Nothing.
8:28 The funny part
Me and my little sister watched and laughed so hard! We quote this so often! I actually bought this game and gave it to her as a present and it is the best reaction I have gotten from a present XD
9:54 this, this was just killing me every time XD
Shane: No 😫
Adam: Yes 😈
no! *_yeeesss_*
3:52
No joke, the voice actors in this game are actually completely unknown. Even the MobyGames site doesn’t list any voice actor credits. My guess was this game was so bad that none of the voice actors wanted their names listed in the credits.
0:08 “Guess which version *Wii* played.”
Get it...
I’ll see myself out, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh my gosh 😂 I love it
The devs themselves did the voices :) that's why there's no credit.
That's actually probably true lol
That would make sense
seems very possible
We need a 10 hour version of CID saying “Not such a dummy now, am I?”
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
1 hour of silence occasionally broken up by CID saying "not such a dummy now, am i?"
I think I'll go insane if I listened to that.
Wasn’t expecting this. Nice. Also everybody have a good day.
No u
uno reverse card
The voice acting sounds like something I recorded with my plastic recorder thingy for kids with a colorful microphone at the end of the 90's. Also I think Monster Hunter 3 has a better story than this game, even though the whole story is just "Hey, there is a monster, it's kinda threatening to kill us all, so go slaughter it. Have fun noob!"
adom: what about hard water?
shane: What are you talking about?
Adom: Ice, you dingus!
Oh man, I remember seeing PBG take a look at this, of which I ended up laughing at the voice they gave the scientist.
Lol I was not expecting the Dire Straits mention. I bet the devs of this game saw game makers and thought "heh, that ain't workin" and tried doing it themselves.
This game got remade for PS4.
It was renamed to just "Crash Dummy"
I wish I was joking....
Lmao, that dummy saved a girl just to roast her infront of her father. That dummy is just savage!
"not such a dummy, now Emma?"
True fact this game was ported to the Switch under the name Crash Dummy
Part 2. -_-‘
I won’t spoil anything, but the switch port looks pretty different, from the gameplay footage I’ve seen. Definitely worth another video!
WHAT!?!?
@@rerez Can't wait, I only knew about that Switch game till now not that there was a legacy which led to it.
Is it just as bad?
The voice acting reminds me of early 2000s newgrounds/TH-cam animation VA
Wow I remember having those Crash Dummy toys, still don't know why they were so popular.
I think the AVGN summed it up with his The Incredable Crash Dummies video, in that it was basically one of the few toys out there, that you were encouraged to batter and break apart.
5:19 nice callback
3:21 He sounds like a bored high school version of Maximillion Pegasus
The one good thing about the game is the naruto running on 10:44
Then Cid crashes into a wall and hurts himself.
There are no words that I can express that shows how thankful I am that a land mine like this flew under my radar while holding up on the joystick.
4:39 not such a dummy now, am I
Gee, cid. I think you're such a dummy.
11:36 I was thinking more like they took Krab Borg from SpongeBob and added some dramatic music over it
Yes hello, I was wondering if you can play that song again
Not sure if anyone else has commented this, but I’m pretty sure B. M. Werken is a reference to BMW, and D-TROIT is just an homage to every automaker from Detroit.
What If you
Wanted to go to heaven
But God said:
*N O T S U C H A D U M M Y N O W A M I*
Sami Peracha I would go to hell
🤣
As a Michigander, I can confirm that the city of Detroit would make a shitty supervillian.
I laughed so hard at the "level summary" screen part, ultimate gaming trolling
14:15 One of my favorite quotes from a YT Game Review ever
C.I.D the dummy: make d-troit cry like an anime fan on prom night
Twelve: Capcom, can I copy your homework?
Capcom:Sure, just change some details so no one will know.
4:03:this may sound like an r/woosh,but Julia Child died in August 13,2004.Just pointing out(but the voice actor does sound julia child ngl)
How do you know if the game began development after she died?
What if they put her voice there before she died
@@geraldiscool420when this game started to be developed in the first place? At least the prototype or something like that
Megaman's plot + Crash Bandicoot's running animation + Final Fantasy battle theme + Crash Test Dummies + Fat Boy's Weapon of Choice + Terrible puns for names + Horrible motion controls + Cutscenes that drag on and on + Graphics that look like an early Playstation game + Julia Child + Uncredicted voice actors + Bubsyitis + Money Ghost = C.I.D The Dummy
When months later you realize BM Workin and D-Troit is mocking BMW and Detroit Motors.
11:02 A ghost hole? *did you mean: The Ghost Zone*
Never thought I'd see someone make a Danny Phantom reference here.
@@Masterge77 c'mon, we all thought it!... Right? lol
"SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH!" Freaking died there. XD
How did she kiss him?
You managed to find a garbage Wii game I never saw in the discount bins, at Odd Lots or at a used games shop... That's pretty impressive!
Tested? That's for the other dummies! This game was strictly _impacted_ and never tested!
Not such a dummy now, am I?
Not such a dummy now, am I?
Not such a dummy now, am I?
Not such- ... Okay, I'll stop.
You sure this isn't the dollar tree version of megaman?
edge lord
You’d be better off getting mighty Number 9
I know you guys are Canadian, so I'm not sure if you caught that B.M. Werken would also make his initials BMW and Detroit was a popular hub for vehicle manufacturing back in I think the 80's to 90's. When the plants moved to other areas, things got pretty damn dire for Detroit and I don't think it's recovered since.
0:16 The Wii Play syndrome strikes again. Duck appears at least once but I’m nowhere to be found
I just realized the two scientists have car based names. Detroit which is where the big three American companies are located. And B.M. Werken which is BMW
I recently found the channel and I have to say I hav so much fun going through the old and new content.
CID:
Combat
Instigating
Destructible
There ya go.
CID the game had so much potential n would’ve been phenomenal if they were at least OG with the story.
Story:
Set in an dark dystopian cyberpunk world ruled by the evil D-Troit making an army of evil test dummies with the ability to survive impacts n cause dangerous harm if thrown at targets at the right speed. Then we see the good doctor working for D-Troit BM Werken implanted a human emotion chip in the titular character CID, where his genuine love n care for the dummy labeled CID as a defective droid-like dummy that needs to be destroyed n the good doctor is arrested n kidnapped. Leaving him on his own after being forced to escape; giving him a mission to find n rescue his father figure while being hunted down by D-Troit n his evil robots, dummies, n humans he has to fend himself, n even kill considering how he is probably the most potentially dangerous dummy if he were to ever go in combat, reluctantly using his powers. As his journey continues, he slowly learns human emotions n would eventually lead a following with humans on his side to create a revolution to fight n defeat D-Troit once n for all.
Gameplay: Set in 3-D with a smooth graphical neo-noir setting in a 360 degree angle. While he can survive impacts, he will lose his parts n has to put himself together, or its game over by the time he is a head. Less action, more stealth. He can never be seen by other humans as he fears they will freak out n try to kill him or inform D-Troit of his whereabouts. He can also hide in tight places by separating his parts to make him concealable. He can still use weapons like a bazooka, or even a pistol, mostly on robots as he refuses to harm humans; but his body can’t handle much weight so he has limited capacity n has to make his shots count, making the gameplay semi-realistic n intense. Have him able to hack into computer systems to gather information without getting caught to find clues of his father figure n use it to manipulate humans into helping him get out of situations. If he were to use combat, he can do spin attacks with his arms, blast people with his head like a cannon, dodge n do counter attacks with his limbs.
i think Cid would work better as a serious yet comic relief character, he's different than the other dummies who have no problem with their roles as test subjects but Cid is more emotional and wishes to be some sort of big shot because he's cocky and finds life more of a playground than anything else, but after he's put into a dangerous journey by B.M Werken, Cid experiences some difficulties in his carefree life...he witnesses how dangerous life is outside the factory and he had to fight for his life multiple times defeating evil dummies and having to save other people from death, he doesn't think much of the others and their feelings until the right moment hits, Cid simply acts like a idiot but cares for his friends and wishes to become a legendary hero of some sorts, I'm planning on becoming a writer and if i ever get a chance to buy the rights to this franchise then I'd definitely love to turn this entire series around as Twelve clearly doesn't care enough to do it themselves.
also if this game for rebooted then i believe this should be a 3d level beat em up type of game, with combat mechanics like mortal kombat shaolin monks which definitely fits Cid's style seeing how much he loves using his fists
@@OGplushvideos I wish u luck. Although I still personally think a dark stealth cyberpunk setting would fit the game considering that the dummies r like robots due to their aluminum n steel bodies.
@@maxxgunner5573 thank you, i think both of our ideas is probably better than whatever Twelve has done anyways lol
I think 12 is the number of braincells amongst the entire dev team and all of them were being hoarded by the company's leader and only thinking about money
R O A S T E D
*Not Such A Dummy, Am I? Intensifies*
Dr. Wily actually abducted Kalinka, the daughter of the good Dr. Cossack, in Megaman 4...so even the daughter is a ripoff from a Megaman game.
EDIT: Oh, and some promotional art for the series showed Kalinka kissing Megaman before.
Tekki Kiraito
And lots of fans ship her with Protoman.
That's a really good catch! Yeah this IS ripoff Megaman.
Azrial Alaria
She also looks like Tron Bonne.
@@austinreed7343 Speaking of shippings, I know Rock and Roll are siblings, but they look so cute together. You can’t have Rock without Roll.