This reminds me of when I was in middle school and I would watch Nick Jr. just to make fun of it, which is the absolute height of comedy when you're 12 years old
Yeah me too. I thought he was talking about Mr. Rogers, the heroin addicted, half-man half-squirrel gigolo with two hooks for hands and only having a set of teeth for one half of his mouth that likes to drink rum mixed with drain cleaner and mayonnaise. I'm so glad Mike cleared that up for me
You know those really interesting commentaries the Criterion Collection likes to put on their DVDs? The ones where filmmakers, critics or scholars give passionate insight into the art of cinema? They ain't got shit on this.
This video deserves a million thumbs up for Mike being brave enough to repost it. Mike has done some dumb stuff in the past. But I'm willing to forgive. No one is perfect
yeah what is the controversy? i honestly don't see it, Mike always goes out of his way to be edgy and inappropriate i don't see anything in this video as going to far. i don't even find his inappropriate humor that funny he always comes off as an edge lord with no real punchline so he just make some sex jokes but still this video has nothing controversial about it
I don't care how insane Matei is he's funnier than the screen wave guys honestly most creative people are low key crazy as fuck not to mention a huge portion of peak AVGN was Matei's work
I remember when he uploaded the original. Some people didn't take it the right way. There was a guy who took six videos' worth of space on TH-cam for his response. Six.
I remember when it came, I was really surprised by the tonal shift, avgn is a lot of insult and shit jokes, here it revolves only around sex jokes not Bames style at all that's for sure
So I have a theory. James asked Mike to watch his kid. Mike decided to watch a movie with her. This movie was the one she wanted to watch. Mike said man I got some jokes for this.
I used to hate this review, but now, I burst out laughing everytime I see that drawing of Gordon. I guess it's because I'm watching Mike losing his mind, and I imagine that this is how he actually watches movies when he's alone -- talking to himself and making vulgar character impressions.
What I see is that well shit- he’s been doing this for years. Nobody’s gonna be on top forever. I’m honestly just grateful to be able to experience it.
Thanks for the reupload guys, I was wondering what happened to the original,I don't know why Mike gets all of the hate that he gets, I think he is a very entertaining and informative person
@@lukeo.1863 oh they basically tried to burn him at the steak back in the day lol, James was off filming his movie and everyone was upset mike was on screen now instead of him
@@maxinator317 whether you think he's funny is your own opinion but he has helped James a ton over the years with videos, costumes, characters, even running his channel for him when he couldn't. Sounds like a good friend to me.
GreenSchwinnOfficial probably because some people grew up with this and he’s kinda hating it and making fun of it. But I don’t know, I never seen this movie.
Mike relocates the video in the Cinemasacre archives while doing a bit of pandemic cleaning: Ah hello darkness my old friend, it's looks like we meet again.
Good on you re-uploading this. I remember the initial reaction to Gordon eating a "cookie" being particularly negative. I'll even count myself among the people who overreacted to it. About a week after you took it down, I realized that this is exactly the type of humor my buddies and I had in our early 20s. I guess we all needed to lighten up.
is that what all the hate was about? that one joke? i haven't seen this review before nor did i know of peoples reaction to it. did people not like it because they thought Mike was being to mean spirited or something? i do think Mike goes out of his way to be as inappropriate as possible and i don't find it funny but i don't think anything is this video is to out of place for Cinemassicar humor overall
@Joe Horn I believe it was 2 things. Part was the "your not James!" Syndrome, and part was the whole try-hard edgy 13yo whiff the video had. A lot of people just thought it wasnt that funny. It's different now. #1 most of the fans love Mike and #2 he is secure enough in his content to not give a fuck.
Yeah. It was a different time. AVGN was literally the main attraction and nothing else. But when James went off to shoot the movie, we started getting a bunch of Mike videos on the main channel, including this one. And a lot of people, unfamiliar with Mike, were like "WTF is this?!??!" I still don't think the video is funny, but Mike's camera presence is so much better now than it was seven or eight years ago.
someone please explain the controversy behind this video? is it really just Mike being an Edgelord? he is still like that to this day, this video has nothing i see that crosses the line
I still dont see why people think its edgy. Ive seen people say that multiple times in the comments. I dont see how theres anything edgy about it. Its just Mike being silly and juvenile, which can be funny at times. Idk why people take this kind of stuff so seriously. ☹️
A preview for this can be found on my VHS copy of Stuart Little (a film I adored during childhood, BTW). I was never a fan of Sesame Street, so naturally I ignored this one.
This reminds me of when I was in middle school and I would watch Nick Jr. just to make fun of it, which is the absolute height of comedy when you're 12 years old
When I was 10 I used to call Dora the Explorer Dora the Exploder
When I was in middle school. I used to make fun of Sesame Street and other little kid shows because I was edgy
I kinda miss doing that tho to be completely honest lol.
Mike was mid-30s when he made this
lmao facts
Stage 5: Acceptance
Much like the 1966 Adam West Batman show
Stage 6: lust
Nah this is Stage 6 man.
Stage 7: Puberty, not till 2023 tho.. sux
i think this is one of the best comments i've ever read lmfao
I'll show you how to eat a cookie
Zoey was his side bitch man
Gold
based
can you show me how to do the ultimate challenge?
Lost my shit xD
Back when Mike Matei was the grown version of Sid from Toy Story....
You mean that happy child?
Here he kinda does look like Sid.
CaptinNabil7 he ain’t no happy child!
@@jackiegonzalez6814 He tortures toys, *JUST FOR FUN!!*
Hideo Freaking Kojima then we’ve got to do something!
It takes big balls to re-upload and embrace this classic. Big balls to compliment the 10-incher.
Now this was peak cinemassacre
Haha really was
I'm peaking
The more you think about the more you realize how insane Mike really is.
You just know Mike broke into the house and James and his family are tied up in the basement.
Keep in mind he was doing this all at Jame's house
"Are those two married? Gordon and his wife?"
Underrated line.
No Mike. They’re not.
The “pioneering achievement of the internet” is back...
Goat film review, no question
Thankfully he cut to a picture of Fred Rogers. I was confused which "Mr. Rogers" he was referring to.
😂😂
Yeah me too. I thought he was talking about Mr. Rogers, the heroin addicted, half-man half-squirrel gigolo with two hooks for hands and only having a set of teeth for one half of his mouth that likes to drink rum mixed with drain cleaner and mayonnaise. I'm so glad Mike cleared that up for me
Bro is your pfp chowder from monster house? 😂
@@itsjustrain6328 Ye
Mike is embracing all the memes. Good on him thumbs up
@@ultra_exists Maybe it's you?
@@ultra_exists did you want to cry as well?
GOOD memes
Big ryan fan
This is basically every single one of Mike's Twitch streams.
I find his streams pretty relaxing honestly
Yeah don't start unnecessary hate. Just be happy and proud that he has as much humility as he has to upload this.
Not enough hitting the couch. But i like watching him play games!
Mike is a mad lad for uploading this
indeed
100% agree
Proud of ma boi
@@nolancho wtf do you mean.. mike isn't even funny with this. He talks like a 12 or 13 year old boy.
Not only Mike is mad for uploading this that he had the BALLS to post this
You know those really interesting commentaries the Criterion Collection likes to put on their DVDs? The ones where filmmakers, critics or scholars give passionate insight into the art of cinema?
They ain't got shit on this.
Miney crafta and elmo with mike matei...it is complete. I can now die happy
“I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO EAT A COOKIE!” Iconic.
Bruh
Oof.
😳. 😏
Leave it up to the Cookie Monster.
Good to see your clout chasing worked out for you
This video unironically feels like a horror film.
He's done it, the mad man
Cinemassacre has to have a new segment Mike Matei watches kids movies
I'd love to see him watch "The Oogieloves and the Big Balloon Adventure". That movie is awful
. . . and Mike's gone
True
It would have been hilarious if the video ended with him bursting into tears saying "I miss you so fucking much James"
It's crazy to think Elmo's voice actor also did the voice for Splinter in the first two TMNT movies.
My mind is blown!
And the baby on Dinosaurs.
He also had a non consensual relationship with an underage boy.
And he also did kids.
Never proven.
01:39 JOKE OF THE YEAR! 🥇🏆
It was so funny that it made him laugh before he could even finish it
That was hilarious Mike. Eat that 🍪!
Gadget/Brown Bricks is Gold. But this is a Masterpiece that can never be topped.
I thought you would never reupload this
I'll keep Mike in mind for any future housesitting needs
This video deserves a million thumbs up for Mike being brave enough to repost it. Mike has done some dumb stuff in the past. But I'm willing to forgive. No one is perfect
This is a reupload? I never knew that! What's the story behind it? 😮
yeah what is the controversy? i honestly don't see it, Mike always goes out of his way to be edgy and inappropriate i don't see anything in this video as going to far. i don't even find his inappropriate humor that funny he always comes off as an edge lord with no real punchline so he just make some sex jokes but still this video has nothing controversial about it
@@evenhartwick4422 The people who complained about this in 2012 are the sjws we have today.
There is some deep cinnemassacre lore here...
Mike is an okay guy
A movie so terrible, Elmo moved into Mike's closet to haunt the halls, eating pizza with bones and dropping knives.
Mike M. Terrible? This movie is awesome
this review is beyond based
10 out of 10 inches,
My final verdict
I don't care how insane Matei is he's funnier than the screen wave guys honestly most creative people are low key crazy as fuck not to mention a huge portion of peak AVGN was Matei's work
It’s funny how this movie gets deleted, and put back on and deleted. Vicious cycle. I don’t think the review is that bad.
Yeah same. I don't take it seriously as a review, it's just Mike taking the piss out of a children's movie, and it's good in its own right.
The cult classic of Cinemassacre videos.
I dread the day this video is seen again...
Others now think otherwise
"I tried out for West Side Story. They said I wasn't right for Maria. What do they know."
Ok, that's a good Jim Henson flavored joke.
I remember when he uploaded the original. Some people didn't take it the right way.
There was a guy who took six videos' worth of space on TH-cam for his response. Six.
Thems the days. I miss YT video responses.
I remember when it came, I was really surprised by the tonal shift, avgn is a lot of insult and shit jokes, here it revolves only around sex jokes not Bames style at all that's for sure
So I have a theory.
James asked Mike to watch his kid.
Mike decided to watch a movie with her.
This movie was the one she wanted to watch.
Mike said man I got some jokes for this.
Don’t think she was born yet.
This is YEARS before James had a kid
Still better than the Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown review
7:58
And at that moment, Mike literally lost it...
Still better than nostalgia critic
I used to hate this review, but now, I burst out laughing everytime I see that drawing of Gordon.
I guess it's because I'm watching Mike losing his mind, and I imagine that this is how he actually watches movies when he's alone -- talking to himself and making vulgar character impressions.
Early 2000's Mike is the edgiest Mike. 🤣🤣🤣👍
This video I remember originally being uploaded in 2012.
Early 2000s Mike.... 😂
"I'll show you how to eat a cookie! ahlahlalalal!"
Well , looks like Mike has learned not to forget his mistakes of the past and rather live with them .
Mistake?!
I don’t get it
Uh... OK, we've all made mistakes at some point. But what mistakes are you talking about?
astrodomekid come on now you live under a rock ?
astrodomekid these videos , cause apparently Mike found them so bad he deleted them
We need Mike to do these again.
why
@@Ninnintender because
For real! AND DONT HOLD BACK MIKE! PLZ PLZ. THE WORLD IS ENDING SO GO DOWN WITH THE MOST GENIUS AND AGGRESSIVE SHIT YOU CAN THINK OF!
Mike Matei needs to do more movie reviews in general.
True
I can't stop watching that "Ayuh yeh yeh yeh yugh," part. That is officially my new alarm sound.
Never got why Mike deleted this review and it had a negative reception, this shit is hilarious. Glad he embraced it and reuploaded the video.
It's because you're also a weirdo creep. The videos entertaining because of Mike's uncomfortable creepy behavior
I laughed more at this than any modern AVGN episode
It's real sad with the quality nosedive since 2017. The lack in views compared to older videos say it all.
What I see is that well shit- he’s been doing this for years. Nobody’s gonna be on top forever. I’m honestly just grateful to be able to experience it.
yeah I remember you uploading this when james was filming the movie and you removed it almost right away
This is the best cinemassacre video.
I had a friend who would commentate on movies like this whenever someone made the mistake of watching something with him
Dont understand the hate on this video. Why the butthurt? Yeah its abit over the top. But its cinemassecre, cmon.
Yeah, why does he have two pictures of tiger woods in his room?
I love Mike’s Elmo, his impressions always make me crack up
I watched this in quarantine. I enjoyed this to this day lol
I literally just watched this like a week ago lmao
Thanks for the reupload guys, I was wondering what happened to the original,I don't know why Mike gets all of the hate that he gets, I think he is a very entertaining and informative person
When has he even gotten hate?
@@lukeo.1863 oh they basically tried to burn him at the steak back in the day lol, James was off filming his movie and everyone was upset mike was on screen now instead of him
@@exoticvws273 He still does to this day. There's a small community that's based around hating everyone on Cinemassacre who isn't James
because he isn't funny and leeches off of the success of avgn
@@maxinator317 whether you think he's funny is your own opinion but he has helped James a ton over the years with videos, costumes, characters, even running his channel for him when he couldn't. Sounds like a good friend to me.
Why was this review so hated? This is fucking hilarious. Mike Matei is a national treasure.
Because it's weird for a guy in his 30s to derisively review a movie meant for toddlers.
@@johnqpublic1no it's not just that, it's because of the jokes going too far over a kids film.
you had to be there
I think I remember watching this movie in primary school, weird seeing 10 incher commentate over it.
Mike should do his own director's commentary on both this video and Minecraft with Gadget.
One of my favorite Mike Matei reviews. Glad to see it back.
This is one of my favorite Cinemassacre videos.
Lol this man is ştoned out of his gourd 🤣
This era of Cinnemassacre was so bizarre.
This film would have been a nightmare to see in the theatre if you’re a parent.
Yeah it definitely would be horrendous
Much worse if you were a sibling of a much younger kid.
@@CowboyLuigi much better if it’s Mike metai
This was absolute gold, thanks for posting it...the ending was fking hilarious
You can't convince me that Mike's videos weren't hilarious in its own way
i have new a newfound respect for you mike, thank you for reuploading
This is genuinely one of my favorite Cinemassacre videos and I don't understand why people don't like it it's hilarious
GreenSchwinnOfficial probably because some people grew up with this and he’s kinda hating it and making fun of it. But I don’t know, I never seen this movie.
Swearing every other word and calling it a joke.
It's because people didn't like Mike's criticism, despite the fact that part 7:53 is a very valid criticism.
Probably because all his jokes sound like they’re from a middle school lunch table
I'll show you how to eat a cookie! Lmfaooo classic
This isn't as bad as people made it out to be.
Well hell must've just froze over... cause the review has returned.....
The bluest of blue comedy. What makes it worse is how emaciated Mike looks. It's all too bizarre not to laugh.
You put my feelings into words. Emaciated Mike. Lol
He looks like he's been up for days on speed
@@JP-xw2kf He's up playing video games, really.
This video had me pissing my pants laughing… I guess it was just way before it’s time
And remember..... The bad guy in this movie also gave us a FANTASTIC performance in Criminal Minds...........
I don't know why people disliked this so much back then. I laughed.
Can you upload all of Mike's old movie reviews again?
This review was okay but some of the insults especially 4:45 went a bit over board, and it's all over a kids film that no one cares about.
FINALLY EMBRACING THE MEME
Mike relocates the video in the Cinemasacre archives while doing a bit of pandemic cleaning: Ah hello darkness my old friend, it's looks like we meet again.
Good on you re-uploading this.
I remember the initial reaction to Gordon eating a "cookie" being particularly negative. I'll even count myself among the people who overreacted to it. About a week after you took it down, I realized that this is exactly the type of humor my buddies and I had in our early 20s. I guess we all needed to lighten up.
Neil Purcell how did it even have a negative reaction? I don’t see how it could....
is that what all the hate was about? that one joke? i haven't seen this review before nor did i know of peoples reaction to it. did people not like it because they thought Mike was being to mean spirited or something? i do think Mike goes out of his way to be as inappropriate as possible and i don't find it funny but i don't think anything is this video is to out of place for Cinemassicar humor overall
Im impressed by this comment. Most people are too stubborn to admit maybe they overreacted to something, even though we all do it from time to time.
@Joe Horn I believe it was 2 things. Part was the "your not James!" Syndrome, and part was the whole try-hard edgy 13yo whiff the video had. A lot of people just thought it wasnt that funny.
It's different now. #1 most of the fans love Mike and #2 he is secure enough in his content to not give a fuck.
Yeah. It was a different time. AVGN was literally the main attraction and nothing else. But when James went off to shoot the movie, we started getting a bunch of Mike videos on the main channel, including this one. And a lot of people, unfamiliar with Mike, were like "WTF is this?!??!"
I still don't think the video is funny, but Mike's camera presence is so much better now than it was seven or eight years ago.
this is the funniest thing on the internet lmao
I did not expect this, but I laughed as hell. Mike did a lot of good stuff when James was off doing the avgn movie.
And then he had to get rid of the motherfucker title. I wonder if he ever felt like it was a bad idea to use that name.
@@Borg1269 Are you a karen?
Isn't he still called that in the AVGN video games?
Mike should’ve did more of these videos. I laughed my ass off.
Bruh my little nephew has this movie on repeat for a year.
I would genuinely watch this over anything Doug Walker has produced lmao
8:00 - Even Dora the Explorer doesn´t give stupid ideas to the children that watch her.
I bet Mike can also do a great Edith Bunker impersonation.
Every time i see bert an ernie. I think of the family guy skit with them in it
"Oh, this movie made for children is stupid."
someone please explain the controversy behind this video? is it really just Mike being an Edgelord? he is still like that to this day, this video has nothing i see that crosses the line
I still dont see why people think its edgy. Ive seen people say that multiple times in the comments. I dont see how theres anything edgy about it. Its just Mike being silly and juvenile, which can be funny at times. Idk why people take this kind of stuff so seriously. ☹️
this review rules, i dont get the haters
“Review”
I gotta admit this wasn’t such a bad review, It’s not half as nitpickiy as cinema sins
That ultimate challnge lady got me bricked up as a kid
A preview for this can be found on my VHS copy of Stuart Little (a film I adored during childhood, BTW). I was never a fan of Sesame Street, so naturally I ignored this one.
He's a little kid of 3 years seeing television on almost 40
I dont care what anyone says lol, I think this review was good. Funny as shit.
Mikes a legend this is golden.
I miss Mike