I am short and wish I had his strong and clear voice to say that to the bullies at my workplace. Always giving a hard time when they ahould be fired for putting their stress onto me. Any who, I did not behave as the guy in the video. I just insta-quit.
@@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT Just realize that the people that do that have problems themselves and are unhappy with their lives, otherwise they wouldn't say that. They are getting all the bad karma they deserve right now. Bullies are the bane of existence so fuck them.
@@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT honestly id kill myself, ive been bullied almost all my life and almost did it varius times, rigth now it has stopped but if it happens again probably that, i cant talk to no one because i am so lonely, but dude let me tell you this, if you have someone talk to the about it, ask for help, talk to your boss, something, just dont let yourself be treated like that, dont be like that guy, never be an asshole and treat others like they would treat you, open up to new people, make new friends in other places, joke about it (with people that you know wont bully you) and be happy, always be happy.
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
To be honest, I know a lot of short guys who are perfectly calm and well adjusted. I don’t think short-man rage is more common than regular rage. It’s just way funnier coming from a short guy, so people remember it more.
5’ 11”: -virgin -beta male -gets drunk by drinking cola -probably drives a pink toyota prius (cause fuck hybrids amirite?) -tier 3 sub on onlyfans 6’ 0”: -absolute chad of a man -an alpha -blue Ford F-150 -starts the day with a bottle of vodka and still passes the alcohol test -calms babies by a stare -went through puberty at 3 months of age
body shaming in any way is pretty cruel, and if those claims that some women did make mean comments about his height then that's pretty low of them, but taking out your frustration on random passer byers is just not cool man
I'm sure he's gotten plenty of jokes cracked about it, but I highly doubt that anyone has told him to ¨drop dead¨ for being short. lol Except maybe the other blackpillers on his incel forum. : P
i'm 5'5 and it's literally giving me mental health issues even though i try my best to be normal about it. it's really nice to see someone like charlie say words of encouragement
I'm 5'5" too, and it's not so bad. I have those days in which every single fucker I run into has at least 6" on me, but there are other days where I feel average, and even some days where I feel tall, even against other guys. Swings and roundabouts, you just have to roll with the punches. If all else fails to cheer you up, then keep this in mind: Tall people are MUCH more likely to experience bad backs in their later years than shorties.
Don’t worry about it dude, height doesn’t matter nearly as much as people think it does. We’re studying this in my Psychology class rn, and women worldwide actually rank other factors like finances and personality over height
@@tropicalfather9491 You must not be very bright. I said Penguin does not give one shit about his dwarfism. Also, nobody asked you to type. So fuck yourself.
i don't know man that tackle was pretty wimpy if he wasn't 3 times the guys size i don't think he would have done much aside from make a fool of himself
That what happens when you go get something to eat in New York, something all ways fucks it up. I went to go get a chopped cheese from the bodega and then ofc there's a shooting right outside of it, then they close for like 3 hours
I always feel bad for this guy. I mean, on the one hand, yes he was being a collosal douche. But on the other hand, the fact he is so angry and passionate about it tells me that it is something that he gets made fun of for. I mean shit, I'm 5'6 and people make jokes to me about it all the time, I can't imagine being 5'0. Not excusing his behavior, it just makes me a little empathetic that he's probably been made fun of his whole life, and it bothers him.
He's not actually 5'0". He's really 4' 11" barefoot. But yeah, I think he has been treated poorly due to height. Altho this outburst and his misogyny are not ok.
@@l.s.d.5863 lol this is different dude. The statistics for being this short are horrible. You can’t even standup for yourself that short as you’ll be immediately considered a joke. Very difficult to command any respect at that height. You’re only option is being the funny guy, cuz you won’t ever be the leader type.
@@JohnDoe-ok8bz And that's just... the sad thing about it... because there are so many labels you can get like "napoleon complex" etc... and what more can you do? But regardless of all that, we are all free to choose who we want to be, and people can joke all they want. As long as you know who you are. You don't have to be "held" to a label or statistic just because you're short. That is your power. You can be whoever you want, regardless of reputations, perceptions, or opinions of others.
Wildy Duce He was being a nuisance in public. He yelled at everyone and said that all women are rude. I understand him, because I am very short myself, but I dont think that you should really take it out on the women.
@@BruceCruce I’ve seen many other vids where he’s in. He’s like this to everyone. Always causing a scene and treating others like crap because of his own personal issues.
And here I am tall and skinny and I am the most aggressive in my pussy group of friends xD I think what you just did is just heightshaming and to be honest I feel for that guy. Especially when he already leaves and this beta fuck pushes him. That would have been it for me. After that shit goes real.
@AlexGRFan97 the Napoleon Complex is a myth, it's only a "real thing" in the sense that flat earth is a real thing; it's a thing some people wrongly believe
@@goodbye2you As a short man, being able to move through crowds easily as well as being able to do positions most can't is a definite pro. Idk why other short guys think it's so bad when it's honestly cooler being shorter than average height.
@@CreepergeddonTheGamer It's only bad when you look at Tinder shit. And tinder is made to make others seem superficial. Other than that it's cool being short. Especially when your jokes are funny.
that was a bitch move for that guy to tackle the small guy i would have tried to calm him down because i feel sorry for him...hes a harmless little guy u dont have to tackle him
then later says he was 3 times his size lmao. hes unintentionally hilarious as fuck, aside from being hilariously short, which has to be maddening for him...
Right? I'm 5'6" and I hate my life sometimes for it but after seeing this I don't feel that bad. Like I don't get mocked in public for being 5'6" just turned down by chicks sometimes.
The Moon not all females are like that bro, trust me you’ll find someone eventually and if your in high school 90% of relationships from high school don’t last
@The Moon I mean I’m a girl and don’t really mind what height you are. If you’re over 6ft, cool, if you’re below 6ft, cool. I don’t really get why girls _need_ people over 6ft.
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
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Once I saw the inside of the shop I knew it. Used to go there for lunch in HS. Probably best bagels around. Also this kinda shit happened all the times, funny to see it here.
I’m 5’4. Most of if not all of my friends are taller than me. Some are over 6 feet. Ha. I can fit through narrow spaces easily, climb on things because I’m lightweight, so good with maintenance stuff. I haven’t felt I’ve had an inability to get girls because of my height. I have not been in a relationship but I don’t chalk that up to height. I know guys shorter than me too, you might find more girls initially attracted to you if you got a good chin/jawline and are 6+ feet, but none of those are actually requirements for attractiveness, as attractiveness is completely subjective, and none of those physical attributes aid long term relationships. That comes from emotional maturity. Not what is displayed in this video.
@@Theendman42 yeah I personally don’t see the big deal, for both guys and girls. Like having a bf taller than you admittedly is nice sometimes, but it shouldn’t be a deciding factor in whether you should be with someone
This feels like a gta cutscene when you first enter the mission
Gorflip lmao. WHY AM I TOXIC
Take out *Short Man*
😂
That’s too real
Gorflip why is this so accurate holy shit
stop, you’re scaring the bagels
GBC ben what is this the emoji movie?
Im your 100th like
@@firefist4547 cool
🤣🤣🤣
@@hannahjohnson7777 why u laughin
I love how he's so short that everyone else's heads are cut off like he's in a fucking Peanuts cartoon
He probably said “good grief” after he left the shop.
Human Scrappy-doo
This is fucking gold
Bro that was fucking funny lmao
It’s like a show that doesn’t show the faces of the parents so the kid is always just at their parents leg level
Who else is back here after the short man McDonald’s freak out?
Lol yea
Yup
@@walnut4521 same ive been trying to find it
Good evening bro
Took me about 12 hours but i made it
This is actually sad. This dude’s insecurity finally boiled over and now he’s yelling at people in a bagel shop.
I am short and wish I had his strong and clear voice to say that to the bullies at my workplace. Always giving a hard time when they ahould be fired for putting their stress onto me. Any who, I did not behave as the guy in the video. I just insta-quit.
@@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT Just realize that the people that do that have problems themselves and are unhappy with their lives, otherwise they wouldn't say that. They are getting all the bad karma they deserve right now. Bullies are the bane of existence so fuck them.
@@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT honestly id kill myself, ive been bullied almost all my life and almost did it varius times, rigth now it has stopped but if it happens again probably that, i cant talk to no one because i am so lonely, but dude let me tell you this, if you have someone talk to the about it, ask for help, talk to your boss, something, just dont let yourself be treated like that, dont be like that guy, never be an asshole and treat others like they would treat you, open up to new people, make new friends in other places, joke about it (with people that you know wont bully you) and be happy, always be happy.
@@brandfire1027That was such a horrible experience, I hope you're feeling okay now and live a happy life!! :)
Джинзó Аркайдия learn how to fight and hit them with a straight punch in their cock
Plot twist: everyone in that bagel shop is 7'4 and the short guy is actually average height 5'8
That would be funny but over here on Long Island that just couldnt be true
Holy shit 5'8 is average
Smiles in 6'2
thank god that i am 6'0
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
crispy chips cries in 5’5
The rage started when the cashier recommended him the store's latest kids meal menu
lmaooo
Underrated asf
not funny
@Weirdo Tho ouch burn
@Weirdo Tho yeah that ain't funny either
To be honest, I know a lot of short guys who are perfectly calm and well adjusted. I don’t think short-man rage is more common than regular rage. It’s just way funnier coming from a short guy, so people remember it more.
Lmao
This is why the seven dwarfs don't talk about the eighth dwarf.
And this is why I love Charlie's channel.
Comments like this always pop up
Grumpy 🤔
@@heyryanisonx3141 no, it’s Ultimate Rage
699 likes nice
Under rated comment
His voice sounds like when a video game character gets shrunk and their voice gets pitched up
LOL
Looool
Oh my god
Lmfao no joke😂
When you hit a npc by accident 😂
5’ 11” vs. 6’ 0”
Haha
5' 1" vs. 6' 0"
5’ 11”:
-virgin
-beta male
-gets drunk by drinking cola
-probably drives a pink toyota prius (cause fuck hybrids amirite?)
-tier 3 sub on onlyfans
6’ 0”:
-absolute chad of a man
-an alpha
-blue Ford F-150
-starts the day with a bottle of vodka and still passes the alcohol test
-calms babies by a stare
-went through puberty at 3 months of age
MMJ. Forst i’m 6’ 2”
MMJ. Forst IM 6’4, BETA SIMPS
body shaming in any way is pretty cruel, and if those claims that some women did make mean comments about his height then that's pretty low of them, but taking out your frustration on random passer byers is just not cool man
EXACTLY so many people either make fun of him more, or say that he's right.
He should know his place
Bodyshaming is ok
@@jimmcneal5292 it’s ok if you can actually change it. Height is not something you can change
I'm sure he's gotten plenty of jokes cracked about it, but I highly doubt that anyone has told him to ¨drop dead¨ for being short. lol Except maybe the other blackpillers on his incel forum. : P
It’s so weird to see Tyler1 outside of Twitch streams.
CouchRadish this comment needs more recognition
Ohhhh FUCK ME!
Oof
It's a Tyler1 and Greekgodx hybrid
@@connorsmith6605 NO
Guys Charlie’s actually 7’4” but the people around him are just literal giants
Sparkachu agreed lol
Not agreed not lol
You like stealing comments. It just so happens that the one you stole it from is right above you
Yao Ming had to jump to high five him
The Beast shit up please
"HE CHESTBUMPS THE DUDES NUTSACK" I cannot breathe
Rashed Khoory because he is laughing
This could have been the joke of the year but you spoiled that to me, how do you feel? (not even that deluded)
It ain't even that funny kid
Extraterrestrial Horse nah it was pretty funny
BigJake1873 p
i'm 5'5 and it's literally giving me mental health issues even though i try my best to be normal about it. it's really nice to see someone like charlie say words of encouragement
I'm 5'5" too, and it's not so bad. I have those days in which every single fucker I run into has at least 6" on me, but there are other days where I feel average, and even some days where I feel tall, even against other guys. Swings and roundabouts, you just have to roll with the punches. If all else fails to cheer you up, then keep this in mind: Tall people are MUCH more likely to experience bad backs in their later years than shorties.
My condolences
why does it affect your mentality? it doesn't matter
@@DingoXBX 🤣🤡
Don’t worry about it dude, height doesn’t matter nearly as much as people think it does. We’re studying this in my Psychology class rn, and women worldwide actually rank other factors like finances and personality over height
To be fair, he literally lacks the ability to be the bigger man
Bruh
LMFAO
Damn... That's tough
Yall gotta chill 💀
Bruh
"You're not my father, God or my boss"
yet here you are looking up to me.
the Ainsley avatar is just spot on.
Here's a medal.
BRUHHH
I showed this comment to a pile of wood outside my house. It burst into flames at amount of BURN this comment radiated.
sick burn my man
The guy that tackled him: "I'm sorry, little one..."
LMFAO, CHILL
He was so short inside him tho. He cant think that maybe he wasnt thinking clear but no he had to be the hero. WHAT A MAN WOW
"Be not afraid"
I thought that was pretty unnecessary
@SlayThat Pussy
He wasn't hurting anybody. It could have escalated the situation.
Thanks for the correct use of the word "literally" though
1000 bagels in the background, “Allegedly occurred in a bagel shop.”
Ok
Yknow it's bad when Charlie is making fun of you for being short.
When u realize even short people have 0 respect for shorter people 😂😂😂😂
how short is he? like 5’5
@@nostalgiccranberry3062 hes around 4’11
Sure, but Charlie turns being short into a superpower
godamn, I don't know how much younger I am than him. But I'm glad that I'm 3-4 inches taller than that guy
Alternate Title: Short dude roasts shorter dude.
Charlie wants to know your location
Wdym Charlie’s like 11 foot bruh
@@qwertyasdf4081 gunging.
Bruh Charlie is 69' smh
@@Account-jn7xu weird flex but okay
He didn't tackle him. He simply laid down on him.
That's kinda gay,
Jk
@@pedrojuan8050 hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha 😐
@Francisco Pereira I also believe that illiterate guys don't deserve girls.
@Francisco Pereira I take offense to that as I identify as a tall midget
@@pedrojuan8050 lmao
"Go ahead and attack me!"
"Well if you insist..."
His application was denied at the chocolate factory
At least he’s still a member of the lollipop guild
Guess it's back to the mines with him then Hiegh Ho
Hahahaha
Best one yet
Oompa loompa doompa Dee doo
He could have been the next Danny devito. A true shame such potential was wasted
Well that was great lmao
Now THIS is the attitude people should have
L U M B A G O
fry mclizzi coolio, n u could be the next marty mcfly XD get rekt
More like Joe Pesci
Alternative title: short man reacts to even shorter man screaming
Worst part is I like the hobbits voice
He should of been a voice actor in stead of sexist fire hydrant
@@jaredsabatelli2459 He could have played a fire hydrant in a movie. Damn, that would have been so cool.
Height Is relative. If your tall in your country, you could be short in a different country.
I’m getting flashbacks to that one vine; “Can I PLEASE get a bagel?”
I know this was a tough subject for Penguinz0 discuss. I’m really proud of him for stepping up and owning his dwarfism
I'm quite positive he does not give one single shit
HandOverTheJewGoldKyle shut the fuck up, doofus. Nobody asked you
How tall are you
Duran 2 light years
@@tropicalfather9491 You must not be very bright. I said Penguin does not give one shit about his dwarfism. Also, nobody asked you to type. So fuck yourself.
The person filming this must’ve had to lay on the floor to get the footage.
Yo, go easy on him, god damn!
or just point down
Full stooooop
you mean the ants filming?
This guy is a chihuahua in human form.
Dead!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jack Obrein sure....
LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE!
@@LAGM69 wait what, you do realise he is talking about the short bald dude?
@Jack Obrein I like the name bagel man
If "You think you're better than me" was a person.
"go ahead and attack me!!"
..gets leveled instantly
And you thought he couldn't get any shorter
i don't know man that tackle was pretty wimpy if he wasn't 3 times the guys size i don't think he would have done much aside from make a fool of himself
@@The11thDimension91 i think he didn want to fucking kill the dude
That dude didn't need to tackle him, he could have just picked him up and put him on a timeout.
Anyone else hear the woman say “Oh my god, I just wanted bagels” when bilbo got tackled
Bilbo 💀
It's worse for him tho, he doesn't even have those banging curls that the hobbits are rocking.
bilbo LMFOAA CACKLING
Yes! Lmao
That what happens when you go get something to eat in New York, something all ways fucks it up. I went to go get a chopped cheese from the bodega and then ofc there's a shooting right outside of it, then they close for like 3 hours
YOURE NOT GAWD
OR MY FAWTHER
OR MY BAWSS
Ginger is a great album
Luke Schultheis agreed
Abdulla Saleh he sounds like a guy from a gangster movie
Italian English
@@drewcfre1788 same lmao
I always feel bad for this guy. I mean, on the one hand, yes he was being a collosal douche. But on the other hand, the fact he is so angry and passionate about it tells me that it is something that he gets made fun of for. I mean shit, I'm 5'6 and people make jokes to me about it all the time, I can't imagine being 5'0. Not excusing his behavior, it just makes me a little empathetic that he's probably been made fun of his whole life, and it bothers him.
He's not actually 5'0". He's really 4' 11" barefoot. But yeah, I think he has been treated poorly due to height. Altho this outburst and his misogyny are not ok.
Damn near everyone has been made fun of for something. We don't all act like this guy.
@@l.s.d.5863 lol this is different dude. The statistics for being this short are horrible. You can’t even standup for yourself that short as you’ll be immediately considered a joke. Very difficult to command any respect at that height. You’re only option is being the funny guy, cuz you won’t ever be the leader type.
@@JohnDoe-ok8bz And that's just... the sad thing about it... because there are so many labels you can get like "napoleon complex" etc... and what more can you do? But regardless of all that, we are all free to choose who we want to be, and people can joke all they want. As long as you know who you are. You don't have to be "held" to a label or statistic just because you're short. That is your power. You can be whoever you want, regardless of reputations, perceptions, or opinions of others.
I AGREE! I believe his feelings are valid, but his actions and how he went about it were all the way wrong.
He gets tackled by one of the tallest men he has ever seen: an 8th grader.
Mikelovespopcorn's Channel
Nah bro, it’s the 7th grader from earlier, a truly formidable foe
😭😭😭
Dude has a bald spot
Wildy Duce He was being a nuisance in public. He yelled at everyone and said that all women are rude. I understand him, because I am very short myself, but I dont think that you should really take it out on the women.
Mikelovespopcorn's Channel Greg heffley
I WAS THERE THIS MORNING, HE WAS ARGUING WITH THE COPS FOR 25 MINUTES. ITS BAGEL BOSS ON LONG ISLAND
SuperFrankieOSX makes sense its long island
More like small island
shoulda said Short Island
o h w o w
@@JaylanxYT stop that, itll get offended and try to take down New York
“I just wanted bagels”
Dont we all
Noah Tucker Donut we all
yeah
@@georgethejudge3256 funny
That has the energy of the "can I get a waffle" vine
I never had a bagel 🥯
I have a mate who's about 5 foot 5 on a good day and his missus is very pretty, there's hope out there, stay strong kings.
Mans got struck by lightning in Mario Kart :(
Omg 😭😭
nah he was ran over with a giant shroom.
Haha!
:((
Blue shell
Don't start a fight when you know your fists can't physically reach their face.
He's gonna get a knee to the face before he can even reach someone's balls
@@Tickerchicken True dat
TheConsole Killer LMAO I AM IN TEARS
"It didn't occur to me till I was taking a shit and my feet didn't touch the floor!"
Aɴᴅʏ B. Gᴏᴏᴅᴇ I hate it when my dick touches the bottom of the urinal it might just be a short person thing though *cough cough 7’7 cough*
@@aaabbb8876 ok
Old Charlie videos hit different
The fact that everything is a little wider than normal makes it 10x funnier lmao
It actually was originally filmed vertically, but the video was edited to be horizontal just to add insult to the injury.
He just has that wide aspect ratio
@@catguy4996*square
"Oh my god, I just wanted bagels"
Me too, lady. Me too.
CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE
Poor little guy just needed a nap and a juice box
Bullshit, my 4 year old is WAY calmer than this guy!
Charlie wasn’t even mad in this though
Hahahaha
Neucore bullshit. 4 year olds are capable of throwing tantrums because you drew the spikes on their dinosaur wrong
Don't forget a apple too he likes that I'm sure
“I just wanted bagels”😂
Critikal walks in and says don’t worry I’ll protect everyone and starts winding up his fleshlight
Slapping misogynists with slaying pussies. Truly poetic.
@@damnbro_idc What the bigger guy did is assault and is punishable by prison time. Except of course in an s-hole like Long Island.
live footage of tyler1 in public like this is incredibly rare
💀💀💀💀💀
Fuck, probably his dad ☠️☠️
Plot twist: he's actually 6' 3" and everybody else is +8'
Plot twist!: hes 18' 11" and everyone else is +19'
@@weakw1ll r/yourjokebutworse
@@quaggies7013 r/ihavereddit
What do these numbers mean in units that make sense?
@@Neo2266. this “ ‘ “ (‘) is feet and this “ “ “ (“) is inches
I kinda feel bad for him. He probably got so much shit his entire life for being short and this video is probably of him finally snapping
Yeah, I feel bad for him tbh
You shouldn’t, he’s a genuinely awful person.
@@bawdydaram8114 you say that like you know him haha
@@BruceCruce I’ve seen many other vids where he’s in. He’s like this to everyone. Always causing a scene and treating others like crap because of his own personal issues.
So many people get shit for all of their life. Most of them don't go around hating an entire sex.
This is actually how 90% of men from Long Island act regardless of height
Damn
Yup. People in the tri state area are very aggressive.
@@joshspiker And lame too. So it's fitting and funny to see these clowns getting wrecked when they sperg out like this.
I'm telling Matt Sera
@@joshspiker can confirm
"Excuse me can i get a waffle? Can i please get a waffle"
Different video, same energy
Lmao exactly
Can I take your order? Can I please take your order?
"I just wanted bagels"
Always one of my favorite vines
Plot twist: it’s just Charlie with a bald cap.
Boni Chodes 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Haaa
Doing some method acting
but he doesnt have the signature shirt. i dont think hed change it even for an act
The guy that tackled him: "Finally someone I can take attack with impunity!!" what a hero.
He did literally ask for it.
Holy Trinity:
God
My father
My boss
🙏
I thought he said my thoughts instead of my boss haha
Ohh, I thought he said my thoughts. Boss is a little less fucking cuckoo...
Silverpig59 Gameing same
💀💀💀
I call this the Chihuahua Effect: the smallest of a group is often the most aggressive
And here I am tall and skinny and I am the most aggressive in my pussy group of friends xD I think what you just did is just heightshaming and to be honest I feel for that guy. Especially when he already leaves and this beta fuck pushes him. That would have been it for me. After that shit goes real.
@@ranyl7744 "heightshaming"
No dude,it's a real thing, read up the Napoleon complex.
@@kristijandimovski410 OK I ll research it
@AlexGRFan97 the Napoleon Complex is a myth, it's only a "real thing" in the sense that flat earth is a real thing; it's a thing some people wrongly believe
Genius Khan Napoleon complex
I would be mad too if I had to go walking around ass level smelling farts all day
😂😂😂
😂 lmao
jejejejejejeje :D
Hahaha thank you that made my day!!
@BENNY HILL ?
Charlie’s such a good soldier for saying he’s a whole foot shorter than he actually is👏
I love that the woman recording says "I just wanted a bagel"
has "can i have a waffle? can i PLEASE have a waffle?" energy XD
I disagree
@@sprucewoodtree
I was thinking of that video too 💀😩
Honestly that would be me
Don't know why the guy is so angry. He can literally go down on a girl without even bending over.
Lord Cosby probably eye level to so many nice tits and asses too. homeboy needs to learn how to look at the pros of being short instead of the cons.
@God Himself If this man doesn't max out your Moist Meter, I don't think even God himself can help you.
Lord Cosby he’s so short he would be going up on her 😭
@@goodbye2you As a short man, being able to move through crowds easily as well as being able to do positions most can't is a definite pro. Idk why other short guys think it's so bad when it's honestly cooler being shorter than average height.
@@CreepergeddonTheGamer
It's only bad when you look at Tinder shit. And tinder is made to make others seem superficial. Other than that it's cool being short. Especially when your jokes are funny.
He says he's Five Feet but is then later to be confirmed as 4' 11".
Jack Lindsay 4'12"
12'4"
you have to consider the 2" on the sole of his toddler shoes.
Nice profile picture! Close High is an underrated masterpiece
@@richiemier915 The comment I was looking for!!
Remember no matter how bad your life got, you never ended up in a situation embarrassing enough for charlie to call you a protagonist.
Joe Pesci is already getting the rights to play him in the upcoming film adaptation
Lol. That would be awesome!
You think I'm funny?
You think he's funny like a clown ? Does he amuse you ? Lol in all seriousness, Joe Pesci is taller than him.
comment of the year lmao
Nah dude Danny devito
Charlie, if you don't stop being so self-conscious about your height and just love yourself, I will put your keyboard and mouse on the _top shelf_
As a short guy i love this kind of comments
@@diegeigergarnele7975 Yeah, same here.
*imma steal everyone’s keyboards hehehehe*
@@daehkcidemos i will take mine back, granted im 1,92 (meters) so i can actually pick it up
@@DarkDyllon odd flex
Charlie's hair is weighing him down, cut it and he'll actually be 6'5"
Zech Baker isn’t 5,6
@@zacharytabbert6745 r/woooosh
yes just like t1
Pugduddly There’s 3 o’s
@@zacharytabbert6745 dumbass
"I just wanted bagels" God, me too.
"ATTACK ME"
*gets tackled*
guy: surprised Pickachu face
Pickachu is my favorite Pokémon lol
*dwarf
that was a bitch move for that guy to tackle the small guy i would have tried to calm him down because i feel sorry for him...hes a harmless little guy u dont have to tackle him
@@jonmcmann6811 to prove a point
@Jordan Sharpe im asian
As a guy the same height as Charlie, I feel tempted to make a joke about this dude's height...
but I'll be the bigger man this time
That joke would really be below you
Come on, have a little consideration
man, you guys started making puns in short order
guys these puns are really falling short, maybe take a small amount of time to think of something better.
Probably would have gone way over his head anyways.
“I just wanted bagels”
Not if this tiny man has anything to say about it.
Yeah okay but is that dimple from mob psycho?
😅
Mark ONeill what in the hell are you talking about
I’m surprised people are making fun of his size when this man’s accent is just fresh fruit waiting to be picked
I wonder if the staff talked down to this guy
Hmm...
Jesus Christ
Doubt they could even see him behind the counter
Just a guy who likes to comment yes yes they did
well they certainly didn't talk up to him
Just a guy who likes to comment they called the ghost busters because all they heard was yelling but couldn’t see the person yelling
This dude is Danny Davito's character from Hercules in real life.
Dannu Davito if he was on a rampage
I first about this on the radio and I thought it was a clip of Danny.
It's Danny DeVito's new character: Angry Dwarf.
Yooooo 💀💀
Or Danny devito in general
Danny DeVito, as leader of all short people, would be ashamed of this behavior.
Lalala Rose ur pfp brought back memories
Denny DeVito's final form sacrifices height, but gives immense comedy talent in return.
Lmfaoo!
Indeed, we must behave like gentleman
Look a clown fetishist
I actually feel very very sorry for the short guy, not the people around that felt intimidated
"Go ahead and attack me big g-" *gets attacked
The fact that he even said 'big guy' has me in tears
Had the guy said "for you" 4chan would've exploded
Esmee Hulskamp lmao “big guy” more like average sized person
then later says he was 3 times his size lmao. hes unintentionally hilarious as fuck, aside from being hilariously short, which has to be maddening for him...
Lmfao
Remember Lord Farquaad?
Well this is him now. Feel Old Yet?
He died via dragon
Shrek called him short so he took it out on the citizens
@@theunholyviper this is him reincarnated cx
@@mrgreytea2598 yay
Hes still pissed that both fiona and the dragon rejected him
This is a rare case of someones manlet frustration building for an entire lifetime being released at the same time.
Watch the same dude walk into the same bagel shop with a shotgun and start clapping people.
Naw, this isn't a one time thing. He has a youtube channel in where he does something similar to this in every single video
Charlie is a manlet, that guy is a dwarf.
This guy just screams Italian, in more ways then one
He looks and sounds pretty American to me
@@gordonramsayslambsauce2519 Italian Americans 🧍♂️
@@danch4663 *d i s g u s t i n g*
Without the hat Charlie is looking like a B-Tech Keanu Reeves.
Hobo Keanu Reeves
Obviously he does. Otherwise he wouldn’t have fucking said it.
I'm Duke Caboom Canada's greatest stuntman!
@@demoxna LMFAO
“I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY ELF ONE MORE TIME”
IVAeroVI underrated comment
" He's a angry little elf."
Ohhhh he’s an angry elf
@@LS_MAN "Look at you!!" *Drop kick*
When you said “he chest bumped the dudes nut sack” I died lmao
Duck nurse quick, get the defibrillator
Duck HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LMAAAAAAOOOOOOO OMG IM FUCKKKING DYING HAHAHAHAH OMG I CANT FUCKING BRETH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT IM DONE HAHAHAHAA
Duck with the picturr 15 minutes can't stop laughing
Bird gang gang
I died though the whole fucking thing
what a missed opportunity to say 'the new sitcom called 2 and a half ft'
It's not his size I find funny.
It's more the way he said "you're not my dad!" And proceeds to act like a child who couldn't get the toy he wanted xD
@@AK07THEBAND "life without you has been ruff"
"KiNkY"
Sorry if you don't get it your comment just reminded me of it
@@PDXDario lmao
I feel like I’m 7ft tall watching this guy and I’m 5”7
Right? I'm 5'6" and I hate my life sometimes for it but after seeing this I don't feel that bad. Like I don't get mocked in public for being 5'6" just turned down by chicks sometimes.
The Moon not all females are like that bro, trust me you’ll find someone eventually and if your in high school 90% of relationships from high school don’t last
Lucefied don’t feel bad bro, 60 percent of the USA is somewhere around your height
@The Moon I mean I’m a girl and don’t really mind what height you are. If you’re over 6ft, cool, if you’re below 6ft, cool. I don’t really get why girls _need_ people over 6ft.
@@wyv_3rn yeah I'm a girl and the guy I like is literally almost a foot shorter than me, and I myself am not very tall
What if a bagel shop raged at a short man
Uno reverse
@I'm So Fly Bi'il Kosbi
Dumbest thing i have read, but damn was it funny lol
What if a bagel man raged at a short shop
@@theguyintheworks8838 what if a bagel short raged at a shop man?
Its a sad day when a full grown man can't sit down to enjoy his child size breakfast without being harassed
Won’t be charged as an adult
This made me die and I have no idea why
Gets tackled:
Goes to equally tall person behind counter:
You wanna go?
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
@@LJ01 nigga wtf 😂
Luke Johnson okay. . . A simple “lame” would have had the same effect. lol
@@LJ01 no way you type an essay on here get yo virgin ass out of here lmao
@@LJ01 wtf tldr jesus christ bro nobody's gonna read your block of text
BREAKING NEWS: Local midget nationally embarrassed at bagel factory, witnesses claimed he had a short temper
Sds518 underrated comment
It wasn't a very big deal though.
that's actually crazy. "You're only 5ft you should be dead." goddamn lmao
As a 5’3 dude, I’ve gotten some of this in my life. Some people are cruel.
@@billnye7625 that is just ridiculous, sorry to hear that
This is the kind of guy who would say the iconic line “IM WALKIN ‘ERE”
Charlie may be 5'6" but he radiates the prowess of a 6'6" alpha male
He's 5'6?
@@FinalFlashhGaming did you not just watch the same video I did where he clearly said he was 5'6 ?
@@FinalFlashhGaming Charlie's mentioned a million times now
@@FinalFlashhGaming saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
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behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
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wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
abat antadila le ghairil ilah
saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
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il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
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saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
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@@Double400 yes
This happened two minutes away from me. You can recognize that long island accent anywhere. Bagel Boss in Bay Shore
MLGOsiris yeah
You could probably hear him from there, such a -short- distance.
Ayyy I'm from bay shore what up!?
Once I saw the inside of the shop I knew it. Used to go there for lunch in HS. Probably best bagels around. Also this kinda shit happened all the times, funny to see it here.
@Lord Waluigi ye it’s lit here
As a 5ft 3 man, I apologise for this mans behaviour.
“sHUT UR MOUTH UR NOT GoD OR MY FATHER OR MY bOss”
The only beings that can contain his power
bwoas
This legit reminds me of that trans woman freaking out at gamestop. Substitute it is maam with SHORT MAN RAGE.
@@adamyooz also things on top of fridges
I thought he said “or my farts”.
I’m almost 20 years old and 5 feet tall. We’re fueled by a combination of short jokes and the simple fact that we are closer to hell
I have a book of 1001 facts why being short is better,u want it?
@@renegadeprism42 does that actually exist 😂
@@case_0223 It’s false no matter what it says
I’m 5’4. Most of if not all of my friends are taller than me. Some are over 6 feet. Ha. I can fit through narrow spaces easily, climb on things because I’m lightweight, so good with maintenance stuff. I haven’t felt I’ve had an inability to get girls because of my height. I have not been in a relationship but I don’t chalk that up to height. I know guys shorter than me too, you might find more girls initially attracted to you if you got a good chin/jawline and are 6+ feet, but none of those are actually requirements for attractiveness, as attractiveness is completely subjective, and none of those physical attributes aid long term relationships. That comes from emotional maturity. Not what is displayed in this video.
@@Theendman42 yeah I personally don’t see the big deal, for both guys and girls. Like having a bf taller than you admittedly is nice sometimes, but it shouldn’t be a deciding factor in whether you should be with someone
The chest bumping nut sack part took me out 😂😭😂😂😂
Same
Same
Same
Dude didn't even tackled him, just dropped himself like a Whomp in SM64