Not in life Not in death Not in heaven Not in the underworld Not in the grave Not outside of the grave Not as a ghost Not as a zombie Not as an angel Not as a devil Not as a rival Not in the clouds Not in childhood Not underground Not in my sleep Not out of my hands Not in the game Not in videos Not not with any debugs,Easter eggs Not on holidays Not on any breaks NOONE WILL TAKE MY DARN OCTODOG
Welcome to the Jay Café! what would you like to order? Menu: *Oka Cola☕ *Kokoni Fried Chicken🐤 *Kokonut Juice🍹 *Sake🍮 *Budo Stew🍜 *Gurin Tea🍵 *Dr. pipi🍷 *Happy Senpai Meal🍎 *Kokoni Pantie Cake🎂 *Sen pie🍰 *Jay Cakes🎂 *Pizza (large topping)🍕 Please place your order in the comments below⬇ Thank you! 😘
HEY JAY!! wanna know something cool the word chan means girl in japenese *cant spell it right* and yanderes real name is ayano and also i think some people will ship you okisa XD
Don’t you hate it when you try to push someone off the school rooftop and they fall through the concrete? 666 likes has been sadly ruined, rest in peace
You're a good guy Jay. No updates are coming in a while, and you know mostly your videos come up when you type up Yan Sim stuff. You're trying to preserve the hype levels by trying out mods and stuff. This is in a way helping out Yandere Dev too.
I know this doesn't count as a challenge or myth, but could you please do another video of "extreme bullying"? It was so hilarious and I'd like more 😂💞
The mod messed up for me too but it wasnt the same thing that happened, for me some of the characters used other skins and hair styles which was kind of weird, was that because I didn't use Uniform1 too?
Jay, this is an easter egg (I guess): You see the keys on your keyboard that have this key (< and >) click > first and hold it down then click < and hold it down. Enjoy! And remember you are THAT DUDE!!!
ALPHABET KILLER CHALLENGE Part 2 -You must kill everyone in Alphabetical order, but in Misson mode! - Have Nemesis hunt you (you can't kill her) -No time limit -High School popaulation: ON No specific difficulties without no witnesses, unable to talk to students and don't let the students discover the corpses. You get to choose if e.g. which weapon you use. If it becomes too difficult with popaulation: ON so is it acceptable to have the usual amount of students
This one will take forever, and with High School population it will be impossible because the names are auto generated so everytime he fails he needs to find their names again.
1.Go to the newest build 2.Go and pose Kokona(change her hair,etc.) 3.Put her back in her little place and take a picture but dont send it you need to keep it 4.Reset the day when is after school 5.If i'm correct when you poor water on her she will do the animation(you know when she is wet)down 6.Insted of walking she will teleport ti the locker room. 2nd 1.After you do all that thing with Kokona go kill MIDORI GURIN 2.Go and spawn a victim(the Midori victim) 3.When you kill the victim the game will freeze P.s:YOUR THAT DUDE! P.p.s:I do it too so try the 2nd time if it dont works
That long blue hair is Hatsune Miku's she is a Vocaloid pop star in Japan and she is so cool but she is not real she is 3d sort of but she is the first Vocaloid ever made and I don't know if you will ever read this but Jay your that dude and boss and king and I bet if you made you're own game you would make a better one then yandere dev peace out ✌️✌️✌️✌️
Jay: It should be octodog flying im just gonna kill this as* Kokona:EVEN IF IM IN THE GRAVE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE MY DAMN OCTODOG AWAY Jay:AW man i tought its going to fly in the air
Kokona:no time in life,someone’s can’t take my frickin octo dog Me tryin to steal Kokonas octo dog Me:Dang,u have glue hands Kokona:told u Me:we didn’t talk bout glue hands Kokona:Then what were we Me:Me takin ur frickin octodog Kokona:remember what I said Me:GIVEME YOUR DAMN OCTODOG Kokona:NO,for tryin to steal my octodog Me taking away Kokonas octodogs and makin them fly Kokona:woah Me:told ya
I have a lot of mods which are The love mod The frozen mod The Mida Rana mod The Osana mod The amai mod The Muja mod The Osoro mod The hanoko (senpai sister) mod the Asu (gym leader) mod Kizana mod And so many more
1.get the flame demon then go home 2.get the hand demon then put the ritual knife into the skull talk to the flame demon see if he says anything different than hand demon talk to him see if he says anything different and go to the last demon see if she says anything different
Kubz Scout
Personality:Evil
Crush:Nurse Booty
Club:Gaming
Self-Defence:Invicble
Info:
Midori Abuse
Lol that is so true.
Hahahahaha
Lol crush nurse booty
New update beginning
this should be pinned
TH-cam keeps recommending me old yan sim vids of Jay, Im not complaining
IKR
@@jadonparan4508 Yeah
Me too
It's 2020 and it still recommends this
Same
WHAT THE HECK?! Go to 4:25 and you'll see senpai has some derpy looking eyes....
KiraXXChase LOL WTHH
Yea like what da heck
Lol but u get a better view at 4:26
Kira Sharpe LOL
You’re right
Not in life
Not in death
Not in heaven
Not in the underworld
Not in the grave
Not outside of the grave
Not as a ghost
Not as a zombie
Not as an angel
Not as a devil
Not as a rival
Not in the clouds
Not in childhood
Not underground
Not in my sleep
Not out of my hands
Not in the game
Not in videos
Not not with any debugs,Easter eggs
Not on holidays
Not on any breaks
NOONE WILL TAKE MY DARN OCTODOG
MEGA OOOF
DAMMMMMMM 😱😱😱😱😱
Cool
OOF agreed
But I can in space ;)
Welcome to the Jay Café! what would you like to order?
Menu:
*Oka Cola☕
*Kokoni Fried Chicken🐤
*Kokonut Juice🍹
*Sake🍮
*Budo Stew🍜
*Gurin Tea🍵
*Dr. pipi🍷
*Happy Senpai Meal🍎
*Kokoni Pantie Cake🎂
*Sen pie🍰
*Jay Cakes🎂
*Pizza (large topping)🍕
Please place your order in the comments below⬇ Thank you!
😘
Yan-Chan :3 ill take a Oka cola and A sen pie
sen pie and dr.pipi pls :)
Lps Tragic Sure thing :)
Yan-Chan :3 kokoni fried chicken and a medium oka cola please
Yan-Chan :3 I would like to have bowl of Budo Stew please. Thank you!
4:16 the girl in the background is dance running!
That's what I always gonna comment xD
Oh yah I did not see that 😂🤣
4:23 Oh my god, look at senpai's eyes.
👁👄👁😂
👁 ⛔ 👁
He got Ebola so badly that he went cross eyed! 😂
1:30
Me: *Try not to laugh at Jack's crush*
Jay: "His crush is Mark iplier"
Also me: *WHEEZE*
SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYYYY
Apparently, the crush is unrequited.
A Himedere is someone who acts like they are a queen/king who wants everyone to bow down and obey them.
So basically an asshole, no ham version of Zod?
they're from Kuudere simulator
They think they are a princess, and that others are lucky to be in their presence.
hime means princess in japanese and -dere means lover or love i think
HEY JAY!! wanna know something cool the word chan means girl in japenese *cant spell it right* and yanderes real name is ayano and also i think some people will ship you okisa XD
Jay: *Gives everyone no gravity*
*_Astronauts has left the chat_*
your right
Underrated
Your right
Ya
You can't give something that don't exist
4:24 *Omg Senpai’s eyes😅*
Lol
xD
Lmao
4:11 she did the joker dancing meme before it was even a thing
This absolutely killed me
4:25 look at senpais eyes XD
Lol
OMG HAHAHA
XD XD I’S SO FUNNY 😆
XD
THAT DUDE İS JAY
Look at the dark blue hair girl just flopped on the floor during the slo-mo
WHAT THE HELL jay's crush should've been the nurse who agrees
Yandere Gamer Girl; Yeah. I think so!
Me!!!
Yandere Gamer Girl me!
hey yea that would have been very cool
Yandere Gamer Girl omg I commented that too haha i agree
That Septiplier reference tho...
Oh hell noo
4:14
Perfectly fine enjoying myself THEN I ALMOST CHOKED WHEN YOU ADDED SHOOTING STARS
Great job 👏👏👏
Don’t you hate it when you try to push someone off the school rooftop and they fall through the concrete?
666 likes has been sadly ruined, rest in peace
Yup
It sucks 👌🏼
happens everyday
It’s GARBAGE, YESH
200th like
Yup I hate it
When Jay say's "I'm not into orange hair girls"
and you have Orange hair 💔
Blubber Nuggz ikr
Blubber Nuggz mines dyed so I still have a chance.
Chromberries シ Yee Mines dyed too, but still 😂
Blubber Nuggz
He HAD orange hair!
I think he means like orange orange hair not the natural color. :)
7:06 *Megami* goin' *Saikou* you got me goin' down, down, down.
*lol*
Huh?
Ally A oh,Megami goin’ psycho
The fact that he will never play this game ever again…
Mom: Awwww what a cute little girl what should we name her?
Dad: hmmmmm how about LAPTOP-CHAN?
Mom: That's a great name
XD
Haha!
LOL
ツYouko WTF XD
ツYouko hello
You're a good guy Jay. No updates are coming in a while, and you know mostly your videos come up when you type up Yan Sim stuff. You're trying to preserve the hype levels by trying out mods and stuff. This is in a way helping out Yandere Dev too.
Jay: ”Persona: Evil?”
Also Jay: Their body parts are floating in the air! That is epic.
Masume Chan was dabing XD
oh and...
Even in death you will NOT take my octodog -Kokona Haruka-2017
Jay should totally start a Yandere Simulator Mod Myths series.
YEAH
Serena yeah
Serena That.Would.be.super.increadable
That's what he always does...
xXAtomix_GamerXx He does Yandere Simulator Myths
1:07 it should be the nurse 😏
Peanuts Fashion Blog TRUE
Rainbow Light
Agreed
i'll make myself hurt everyday so jay could heal me,lmao
Mark should be the doctor with the nurse standing next to him lol
IKR
When Ebola Chan touched senpai, his eyes went in different directions like a chameleon
Megami Psycho
Jay:kills people
Budo:im going to end this man whole career
I know this doesn't count as a challenge or myth, but could you please do another video of "extreme bullying"? It was so hilarious and I'd like more 😂💞
Gaby Playz BAAAAAKAAAAAAA
YES
Le Fangirl That's not nice :(
Gaby Playz I WAS GOING TO SAY IT!
YESS
Whoa Septiplier is taking over the school by now.
2:25
“I KILLED THAT TOM GANER GUY”
nobody:
not a single soul:
not even midori:
senpais eyes at 4:25 : *time to get funky*
people who remember the time to get funky mouse are legends
Jay, the textures in the alot of things mod was messed up because you used the wrong uniform. You should have used Uniform1.
yes that true right fureddo
The mod messed up for me too but it wasnt the same thing that happened, for me some of the characters used other skins and hair styles which was kind of weird, was that because I didn't use Uniform1 too?
Hi Fureddo I remember your from the photography club and it's the Scooby Doo gang😂😂
F r e d d y.
thats a mystery solved
try the running away from fun girl mod where u have to find 15 items while about 6437#4676 fun girls are chasing u like if u agree
he needs to see this😣
Yes Jay pls do it
Legit I read it like
Trying to run away from the fun girl mod
then I realized
Vanessa - Chan OMG yass!
Zombie Player21 to late bijju Mike already did THAT HAHA #DUMGIRL😡😡😉😂
Woah look! someone hate Kokona Haruka too! ****4:30****
He trying to kick kokona haruka's FACE
Jay has a point, all the youtubers should be in the gaming club.
Jack septic, crush is markiplier..." me: FUCK YEA
SEPTIPLIER
Info-chan Darkheart me: OH HELL NO
Aurora Acosta pak
Info-chan Darkheart ss
Maya Salfarlie YES
0:33 Her name is ????????
When you get tased by the headmaster and the game ends you see this. "?????????"
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
O_o
Owo
Taeser-Chan
5:49 Jay: Into the back rooms you go!
I love when he says “sO dAmN eViL”
XD
finally an episode that Midori is not killed 😂
Pray to midori
MIIDDDOOOORRRIIII GUURRRIIIIINNNNN
Yeah there would still be two of her left though
Jay, this is an easter egg (I guess):
You see the keys on your keyboard that have this key (< and >) click > first and hold it down then click < and hold it down.
Enjoy! And remember you are THAT DUDE!!!
Lol!
Sabrina Mineit ιѕn'т тнaт тнe вooв adjυѕтer
Sabrina Mineit
ту вlü BTW I like your profile pic.
Sabrina Mineit тнх
6:33, Osana going to her locker.
4:16 couldn’t stop laughing
😂
ALPHABET KILLER CHALLENGE Part 2
-You must kill everyone in Alphabetical order, but in Misson mode!
- Have Nemesis hunt you (you can't kill her)
-No time limit
-High School popaulation: ON
No specific difficulties without no witnesses, unable to talk to students and don't let the students discover the corpses. You get to choose if e.g. which weapon you use.
If it becomes too difficult with popaulation: ON so is it acceptable to have the usual amount of students
Jay plz do this one
Jay do this it sounds cool...
This one will take forever, and with High School population it will be impossible because the names are auto generated so everytime he fails he needs to find their names again.
Robyn cx yeah🙏🏻 plz
low key going to try this for myself
i think Jay's crush should have been Oka... *like if u agree*
no
dab tom
well he sayed it by him self...he likes Oka more than Nurse
BubbleryHD _ is Gloom in the mod cause if so her
BubbleryHD _ yah
BubbleryHD _ fuking yasss!!!!!
Is it bad that I workout to this? Lol
4:25
Wth is wrong with senpai's eyes😂
When you're on youtube all the time so you don't need notification
One Ok Panic! At The Crybaby Sirens true😂
One Ok Panic! At The Crybaby Sirens rly tho
One Ok Panic! At The Crybaby Sirens same tho
One Ok Panic! At The Crybaby Sirens so true
One Ok Panic! At The Crybaby Sirens
omg so true 👏👏👏👏👏
1.Go to the newest build
2.Go and pose Kokona(change her hair,etc.)
3.Put her back in her little place and take a picture but dont send it you need to keep it
4.Reset the day when is after school
5.If i'm correct when you poor water on her she will do the animation(you know when she is wet)down
6.Insted of walking she will teleport ti the locker room.
2nd
1.After you do all that thing with Kokona go kill MIDORI GURIN
2.Go and spawn a victim(the Midori victim)
3.When you kill the victim the game will freeze
P.s:YOUR THAT DUDE!
P.p.s:I do it too so try the 2nd time if it dont works
4:25 did anyone else notice Senpais eyes? 😂😂😂😂
I did
3:04 Oh jay, just wait 3 years and I’m _very_ capable of self defense
4:25 SENPAIS FACE
Zombie Player21 XD
😃
Zombie Player21 oml
😂
Zombie Player21 LMFAO
LATE SQUAD WERE YOU AT?!?!
sweet melody gamer did you just copy me
naaah if your a sexy girl its okay i forgive you but if you are a dude i hate you
Unknown Gaming MAYBE 😆😆
Unknown Gaming IM A GIRL
sweet melody gamer Yow
8:21 fungirl just over there T-posing
Edit: im watching this in 2019
Where?
@@katsukibakugou8851 at 8:20
Shes in her pose.
@@katsukibakugou8851 8:20 At the Basu sisters
👁👄👁
Frying pan..... This reminds me of a movie I watched when I was little... maybe TANGLED!!! Yan-Chan is Rapunzel in disguise!
Lolollol
ⓎⒺⒶⒽ
I remember Jay said "I don't do mods" in one of his Yandere sim vid.
xXLeilah SapphireXx IM NOT THE ONLY ONE?!
we have great memory...
xXLeilah SapphireXx I remember when he said that!
He said that in the myths series because he wanted to show what you can and can't do in the vanilla game
Ikr
Jays crush should have been the nurse😂!
Like if you Agree!!!!!
jasmine allison or the teach 😝
jasmine allison I have lieked
jasmine allison YAS
Yandere Chan Lover - Games and More! #sotrue
jasmine allison Yeah!
Your character doesnt die because you’re THAT DUDE
That long blue hair is Hatsune Miku's she is a Vocaloid pop star in Japan and she is so cool but she is not real she is 3d sort of but she is the first Vocaloid ever made and I don't know if you will ever read this but Jay your that dude and boss and king and I bet if you made you're own game you would make a better one then yandere dev peace out ✌️✌️✌️✌️
10:19 whAt abOut unIty chAn
The first person I've seen who knows vocaloid, sadly 😭
I know this is an old comment, but Hatsune Miku is not the first ever made vocaloid. She's not even the first female vocaloid.
LOL THE OCTO DOG STAYED IN KOKONAS HAND 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭✋✋✋✋✋✋
e
Jay: It should be octodog flying im just gonna kill this as*
Kokona:EVEN IF IM IN THE GRAVE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE MY DAMN OCTODOG AWAY
Jay:AW man i tought its going to fly in the air
Kokona:no time in life,someone’s can’t take my frickin octo dog
Me tryin to steal Kokonas octo dog
Me:Dang,u have glue hands
Kokona:told u
Me:we didn’t talk bout glue hands
Kokona:Then what were we
Me:Me takin ur frickin octodog
Kokona:remember what I said
Me:GIVEME YOUR DAMN OCTODOG
Kokona:NO,for tryin to steal my octodog
Me taking away Kokonas octodogs and makin them fly
Kokona:woah
Me:told ya
Even in death your not taking my damn octodog away from me lol
Jordan Sanders lol
Not funny
OCTODOGS 4 LIFE
Lol
Blaze Lightning Rt
4:26 LOOK AT SENPAI EYES!!
Its 2020 now and I'm still watching Jay's old vids, thanks quarantine!-
LATE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT??
Over here fam.
Kawaii Chan here
sup.
HEEEERRE! :(
hi ! XD
4:24
*guys look at Senpai’s face* 😂
XD
Lol
Derp face
yeah... i notice that one... WHY JAY DIDNT NOTICE THAT?!
BFamRoRo lol
That Osana fan... That's rival-chan! That's usually under the tree!
Whos watching in 2019?
_notification gang_
Mee
Mee dude
@@attikis5461 I'm glad
meh
Me!
Jay you can kill the delinquents
Woah, technology.
colin cools mods are cheats
Mister Turk Turkle mods are not cheats yeah some are but the ones that improve the game or give more content are just a gift from god
*W O A H , T E C H N O L O G Y*
jays old videos have been popping up on my recommended but i’m not complaining.
4:23 I died of laughter by seeing senpai's face 😂😂😂
4:46 That's when Cyborg-chan knew...she fucked up
I Love Sasuke Uchiha e
The_Eagle_Eye Amaterasu!!!!!😈
Guys in 4:17 at the back of Musume A girl going back and forth back and forthXDDD
running man challenge.. 😂
Yuna_ Yzabelle ikr
Yuna_ Yzabelle lmaoo
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
Yuna_ Yzabelle *Forth
I know I’m super late but just wanna say you make me laugh every day:D
i’ve watched all of your yandere simulator videos and now i have to rewatch them...
*has to add himself in a game to love himself*
song he uses is shooting stars.
it gives me the "shooting stars" meme feel
Knife Foo I know
Knife Foo sam,s
get a life man.go to south park that place for to troll.
5:06 Evil girl:That was beautiful!Dont worry I won’t tell what I saw!
Me:Cause your so damn evil!
SO EVIL
Kub scoutz:I'm never doing mods
Now In time:doing mods
You uploaded this on my birthday!! :)
Yesss.
Can someone come say happy birthday to me though?
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
happy berfuday
I hope you have a wonderful day, happy birthday
At 4:25 when kubx scouts gave Ebola to senpai he went Derpy af
Itz_kiki 22 IKR XD
Itz_kiki 22 I just noticed that XD
Itz_kiki 22 he did 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I didn’t notice that
Senpai should’ve been Yan Dev
9:19 jay: "this frying pan is sick!" "Me: R-Rapunzal?!, IS THAT YOU?!.. "
THEY LIKE SEPTIPLIER!!
The Video Starts At 00:00
This was just incase you couldn't find the beggining =D
very helpful
OliKnight so funny
=D
OliKnight omg thank you :D
One of my fav yandere play is you jay!
The way you say evil is hilarious! 😂
I have a lot of mods which are
The love mod
The frozen mod
The Mida Rana mod
The Osana mod
The amai mod
The Muja mod
The Osoro mod
The hanoko (senpai sister) mod
the Asu (gym leader) mod
Kizana mod
And so many more
Riah Gill to much too very much so stop
Riah Gill I see you everywhere in jays videos
@@GracePlayzGracePlayz ikr
me too! they are the same ones too!
Wowowowowowowowowowoow
omg as im watching this I get a kfc ad XD Kokona fried chicken!!!
underdraw sans 3 OMG DEAD😂😂😂
WHERE IS LDSHADOWLADY ????
underdraw sans 3 Me too 😂😂😂I got that ad too😂😂😂
I think you mean... KOKONI FRIED CHICKEN
underdraw sans 3 me too
*sees JackSepticEye in the game and he has a crush on Mark*
Me: *chokes on happiness*
Welcome back to where quarantine takes me to today
Jay: I love you Jay! *starting to make kissing sounds and muffled moans*
Me: I think I have my new OTP.
Chris Maddy same
Jay x Jay..... Anyone else agree that I will put stories with this OTP on Wattpad?
Jay x -yan chan- oka
Um you have problems
Jay X Jay
YES
I came on here and there's 37 views. I will cherish this moment forever. Also, 37 views and 185 likes. W H O A T E C H N O L O G Y !
same
Average Toilet me too 😂😂
Damn whoever ate technology be hungry!
SimpleComplexity now there 49,000 views
Hasn't even been a day yet!
I killed the whole school and Cyborg Mode with no gravity... you should try this
5:21
*the demons had consumed kokona*
i feel like YOU should be senpai... (WHY MOD WHY)
Brandon King ...
1.get the flame demon then go home
2.get the hand demon then put the ritual knife into the skull talk to the flame demon see if he says anything different than hand demon talk to him see if he says anything different and go to the last demon see if she says anything different
4:25 look at senpai I laughed harder then I should have
When yan chan started making out with kubz scouts i almost spitted out my coffee cuz it made laugh so hard