It's weird isn't it. No matter who you romance. Ypur partner would always calls you by your surname, "Shepard" and not your given name. Also they keep calling Shepard without titles of "Commander" and certainly not even with honorific like Mr or Mrs at all. But Shepard would always calls them by given name (the one that we write when creating the character). I mean Even if the npc talks to the other for example Liara... Sometimes Liara would be called as Mrs T'Soni. But Shepard.. Just... Shepard. Not even Mr or Mrs. And not even Commander Shepard. Only Legion alone called Shepard with titles in reverse, "Shepard Commander" .
Tali: "You can invite me to your personal quarters anytime ;)" Shepard, the moment he gets back to his quarters: "TALI!" Tali: "Kee'lah, that was fast."
I always feel like everything lightens up when Tali arrives. She brings this certain, warm and hopeful atmosphere with her, wherever she goes. It's such a strong contrast to the cold and dark atmosphere of ME3 in general, too. Her being around makes me feel safe.
@@tyrayentali7041 half my squad died in ME2 not even my homie garrus survived. And that after i had to kill wrex in ME1... man, my first trilogy playthrough was ass.
@@TheAusar I never had a problem in my playthroughs. I guess it pays off to do all the side quests and farm a lot of paragon points before advancing with the story. In ME2, just do all the loyalty missions and the choices for the jobs should usually be obvious enough. It also helps to get the Zaeed and Kasumi DLC to make your squad even stronger.
@@tyrayentali7041 I just suck XD. I kinda... firgot about the normandy upgrades. And i never managed to gather all the paragon/renegade points for the important speech checks. I prefer to play more... natural. And less overeager good guy/cartoon villain.
Tali: Promoted to admiral Garrus: Promoted to military advisor Wrex: Promoted to King Andersson: Promoted to the Council and Admiral Shepards Mom: promoted to rear admiral even fucking Ashley: Promoted to Lt. Major and Spectre Shepard: Even gets denied the customary two ranks when dying
@@danguhzone5130 I felt like Aidan was better in me1 but because everyone picked Ashley because tits, they decided to give her an actual character arc by the time of me3, whereas Kaiden is kinda boring after me1
@@josephfarhat9505 They haven't removed that. They just aren't going to focus so many shots of her sitting muscles as before. I guess they just want us to focus on other assets she has. Heh, other assets....ah never mind.
I love tali, have since the first game. Her dorkiness/nerdiness is just so damn adorable. Thats probably one of the reasons i'm with my GF, she and tali are really alike.... well, aside from the bad immune system and, well, being an alien (at least i hope she isn't lol)
She is adorable. The dorkiness and nerdiness. What's not to love. I love how when she first finds out you like her she gets so flustered. I bet if you could see her face she'd be so red. Lol.
@Straight Busta And if that would be an inborn mutation of human female? A very sexy woman indeed? The last woman on this planet that would be horny each time she sees you? On uncharted island. With only two of you? I love Tali for her character. Liara and Jake also caught my attention. Each one of them is great. But I think that Jacqueline would be hard to live with in a long run. She is too edgy too often. And too much open on certain matters. "When we get back I want to get laid." I like women that have some class. Even small amount of it.
I’m glad Tali changed her mind about the war. Sometimes parents force their beliefs on their children. Now that her father is dead, she can think for herself
due to someone making the comment of him lookingl ike he works in a coffee shop i must add...."This is barista Shepard and this is my favorite coffee on the citadel"
"Still totally worth it." *I smiled like an idiot and was so red in the face first time I saw that.* Also kinda digging how Shepard looks like a young Jerry Lawler here, haha
@@jaebedo1599 If you romance her in ME2, afterwards she says that a lot of her body is feeling the after effects since Quarians have notoriously weak immune systems, but that it was "totally worth it." It's basically her acknowledging that she's still interested.
Well, when a woman goes to bed with you and because of it gets sick for a few weeks, then says how it was totally worth it - that makes you quite good in bed.
Meh, Garrus has dozens of fangirls across the Galaxy, Human and Turian who hang off every word of their hero. Also, Dr Michel gave Garrus some Dextro chocolates. Seems like she is trying to send a signal to the inscrutable Master of Calibrations
It's been a while, I think I'll play the series again. Now when I hear Admiral Raan I'll also be reminded that she's secretly the once and future Queen of Earth!
He's a Spectre , Shepard isn't required to follow Alliance Uniform regulations. And honestly why put up with that ugly Alliance uniform when you have options.
@@alexdurain3753 One the rank of Lieutenant Commander ( Shepard's rank ) is Naval not Army. Secondly his/her appointment as a Spectre of the Council supersedes that of his/her military obligations. As a Spectre authority is damn near limitless. Which is why he/she is holding a level of command far beyond that of a typical Lieutenant Commander. And why even Alliance Admirals are stepping wary around him. With all that in mind you are really offended by the notion A Spectre Operative might want to wear something other than that ugly ass Alliance Uniform if their authority allows it , which it does. Since Shepard only answers to the Council and his military rank is a mere formality more a necessity to act as a Liaison to the Systems Alliance than as any binding oath of service. A fact proven by the level of fuckery he / she is allowed to get away with. Punch Reporters , Lie to Allies , Indulge in a bit of Murder , Make deals with Sentient bugs , Recruit a race of AI that nearly killed their creators , and so forth.
I remember my first shepard. All the romance for tali in both 2 and 3...then I didn't have the points to choose both the geth and quarians so...I chose geth. heart broke so hard.
In me2 you need to make these decisions because in order to get bith fleets you need to make sure tali is extradited from the accusations you need to destroy the heritics not rewrite them then when tali points a gun at legion you need to pick the paragon option then they bith need to survive the suicide mission (if they are loyal no problem) In ME3 you need a 4 bar paragon and do the side quests like rescue koris and destroy the geth fighter squadron then when it comes to you can get both fleets
This was the dumbest possible move by the quarians. The salarians keeping forces in reserve i can understand. I don't like it but it makes sense given the context of a krogan revival as well as potentially a return of the rachni. The quarians though, decide that one war isn't enough and practically force the remaining geth into alliance with the reapers. And then have the fucking nerve to fire on Shep because it's a "necessary risk"
if this issue is from the PC version, using the mass effect 2 editor gives you a number value assign to each romance able character i set my femshep value for garrus to 4 cause he is my bro but i did set tali to max cause"it's tali" i cant pass her up, but anyways your problem might be you had the crew at max trust? from me 2?
So... why exactly did she come up when not to see the fish...? I mean, sure... they talked... but... anything else? It kinda sounded like she was pointing something out...
Tali is my #1female character in ME.If i make a romance in ME 2,I say to myself:" Fuck Miranda",and I try to make a romance with Tali.Also she is adorable when drunk! :)))
I romanced Ash after some long consideration...was very torn up between her and Liara. Then...ME2 and you can romance Tali. I kept myself faithful and I'm disappointed by the "reward". Ashley barely has any dialogue. I REALLY wanted to romance Tali...I will probably re-play ME2 to re-do things.
Relatively early. I can't remember exactly how long into the game i was because i screwed around with side quests but if you're going by just the main story, it's only a few missions in i believe.
If you assisted her in clearing her name in her ME 2 side mission, she doesn't get exiled from the flotilla. She gets promoted inbetween the end of 2 and the start of 3 .
Not weak bodies, weak immune systems. Pregnancy is easier than you think, their suits basically fuse together so the couple can have a good time. As for talixshep, shep just sanitized his body and room as much as possible to limit the damage tali could suffer. And tali has had more exposure to foreign bodies(bullets opening holes in her suit) than most quarians, so shes fairly resistant to Infections.
Sometimes I kinda wish they had the option for you two to just cuddle. Sex doesn't seem like the best way to take things off the mind in this scenario. I think? I mean, just listen to her! She's freaking out!
Tali: Shepard
Shepard: Tali
Wrex: This game again?
Grunt: I, am, Kro... Whaaat?
Uncle Wrex is rubbing off on me. :D
It's weird isn't it.
No matter who you romance. Ypur partner would always calls you by your surname, "Shepard" and not your given name.
Also they keep calling Shepard without titles of "Commander" and certainly not even with honorific like Mr or Mrs at all.
But Shepard would always calls them by given name (the one that we write when creating the character).
I mean Even if the npc talks to the other for example Liara... Sometimes Liara would be called as Mrs T'Soni. But Shepard.. Just... Shepard. Not even Mr or Mrs. And not even Commander Shepard.
Only Legion alone called Shepard with titles in reverse, "Shepard Commander" .
@@viperakmal Joker sticks to "commander" as well.
@@tyrayentali7041 ah... Yes... Another one... Joker... Forgot about him...
Tali: "You can invite me to your personal quarters anytime ;)"
Shepard, the moment he gets back to his quarters: "TALI!"
Tali: "Kee'lah, that was fast."
Its been 6 months. Man has his needs.
Love this so much lmao
I always feel like everything lightens up when Tali arrives. She brings this certain, warm and hopeful atmosphere with her, wherever she goes. It's such a strong contrast to the cold and dark atmosphere of ME3 in general, too. Her being around makes me feel safe.
Started the games for the first time this year and I stupidly let her die in ME2- really miss having her around
@@carinen.6723 Unforgivable! Well, but it's actually not the worst that can happen with Tali. Still, unforgivable!
@@tyrayentali7041 half my squad died in ME2 not even my homie garrus survived. And that after i had to kill wrex in ME1... man, my first trilogy playthrough was ass.
@@TheAusar I never had a problem in my playthroughs. I guess it pays off to do all the side quests and farm a lot of paragon points before advancing with the story.
In ME2, just do all the loyalty missions and the choices for the jobs should usually be obvious enough. It also helps to get the Zaeed and Kasumi DLC to make your squad even stronger.
@@tyrayentali7041 I just suck XD. I kinda... firgot about the normandy upgrades. And i never managed to gather all the paragon/renegade points for the important speech checks. I prefer to play more... natural. And less overeager good guy/cartoon villain.
Tali: Promoted to admiral
Garrus: Promoted to military advisor
Wrex: Promoted to King
Andersson: Promoted to the Council and Admiral
Shepards Mom: promoted to rear admiral
even fucking Ashley: Promoted to Lt. Major and Spectre
Shepard: Even gets denied the customary two ranks when dying
Shepard gets denied with every claim he/she makes
Who picks Ashley over Kaidan?
@@TheDancerMacabre Me. Kaidan is as interesting as watching paint dry.
@@TheDancerMacabre I actually picked kaidan for the first time ever recently. Just to see how it's different
@@danguhzone5130 I felt like Aidan was better in me1 but because everyone picked Ashley because tits, they decided to give her an actual character arc by the time of me3, whereas Kaiden is kinda boring after me1
Tali - best hips in entire Universe.
Miranda and Samara are close seconds
Don't worry the remaster will smooth them back... just like removing Miranda's ass..
.
I fear bioware is loosening its boldness
@@josephfarhat9505 moders, go!
@@josephfarhat9505 its a shame they are nerfing miranda's ass
@@josephfarhat9505 They haven't removed that. They just aren't going to focus so many shots of her sitting muscles as before. I guess they just want us to focus on other assets she has. Heh, other assets....ah never mind.
Does your shepard work in a coffee shop or something? lol
hahahaha
😂😂
No but he is captain of the SSV Vegan Hipster.
8 years later he is probably the manager now.
"my name is barista shepard and this is the best coffee on the citadel"
Tali is so adorable she gets so flusterd when she finds out you like her in 2.
Admirals I'll get ready to hit that. The dreadnought hit the dreadnought!
Admirals: THE DREADNOUGHT, HIT THE DREADNOUGHT!
Shepard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tali: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
'and for the record...still totally worth it.' i still get chills everytime i hear that.
Never played the game but what does it mean ? is it referring to a dialogue in ME2 ?
@Facepalm Full O' Napalm so they did it in ME 2 ?
@@labibsaud8064 yup
@@labibsaud8064 only if you romance with her.
Love phrase
4:33
Wel get them out of there safely Ash... Miranda!
*CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE"
We'll get 'em next time!
DAMN IT.... I love you...
Classic meme is classic.
Lololololololololol
Can someone explain me source of this meme?
Ive seen it a lot and still clueless. Thnx for your help in advance
Tali: Shepard
Shepard: Wre-...wait a second.
Grunt:shePauUrd
Shepard: Wrex, Tali, Grunt.
I wonder how many "emergency induction ports" does that suit have
Somewhere around 3 probably
No wait probably just 2
@@Joetheknight406 No, you're right, 3 if she's okay with it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@sebastianquiroga5265 I was more thinking the mask comes off, so there wouldn't be a port.
Tali: Shepard...
Shepard: Tali...
Wrex: EHI THAT'S MY LINE!
2:00 I think Shepard's going to hit something other then the dreadnought as well.
I love tali, have since the first game. Her dorkiness/nerdiness is just so damn adorable. Thats probably one of the reasons i'm with my GF, she and tali are really alike.... well, aside from the bad immune system and, well, being an alien (at least i hope she isn't lol)
Even if she'd be an alien. Just pretend you're Com. Shepard then^^
She is adorable. The dorkiness and nerdiness. What's not to love. I love how when she first finds out you like her she gets so flustered. I bet if you could see her face she'd be so red. Lol.
You didn't mentioned 3 fingers and extra leg joint below knee.
@Straight Busta And if that would be an inborn mutation of human female? A very sexy woman indeed? The last woman on this planet that would be horny each time she sees you? On uncharted island. With only two of you? I love Tali for her character. Liara and Jake also caught my attention. Each one of them is great. But I think that Jacqueline would be hard to live with in a long run. She is too edgy too often. And too much open on certain matters. "When we get back I want to get laid." I like women that have some class. Even small amount of it.
@@hadeseye2297 Ever since playing Outer Wilds, three fingers on a hand have just seemed natural to me.
I’m glad Tali changed her mind about the war. Sometimes parents force their beliefs on their children. Now that her father is dead, she can think for herself
due to someone making the comment of him lookingl ike he works in a coffee shop i must add...."This is barista Shepard and this is my favorite coffee on the citadel"
Tali "Those hips don't lie" Zorah
Tali “Those hips don’t lie” Shepard (FIFY)
Well she tecnhically DID come up to see the fish
I wonder what would the admirals think if they knew about them:-)
One of the is voiced by Morrigan's VA. o_O
As well as Teyrn Loghain MacTir
um, did koris and garrel switch suits 0_o
Is this mandella effect cause after reading this I can't unsee it 😳
she isn't going to beg.......begging comes later
:trollface:
finally a shepard that doesnt look like mr clean or a goblin
"Still totally worth it."
*I smiled like an idiot and was so red in the face first time I saw that.*
Also kinda digging how Shepard looks like a young Jerry Lawler here, haha
i didn't get what she's referring to, and i can find no explanation, can you explain it to me ?
@@jaebedo1599 If you romance her in ME2, afterwards she says that a lot of her body is feeling the after effects since Quarians have notoriously weak immune systems, but that it was "totally worth it." It's basically her acknowledging that she's still interested.
I think this Shepard looks pretty cool actually.
Well, when a woman goes to bed with you and because of it gets sick for a few weeks, then says how it was totally worth it - that makes you quite good in bed.
Still totally worth it.
sheppard:now take off your mask and get to business :D
tali: woah sheppard i just came to see the fish...
sheppard: -___-
When my shepard romances Tali she takes her mask off in bed.
When your Shepard romances Tali she asks you to put a mask on too.
"Holy shit you fucking killed him dude!"
Meh, Garrus has dozens of fangirls across the Galaxy, Human and Turian who hang off every word of their hero. Also, Dr Michel gave Garrus some Dextro chocolates. Seems like she is trying to send a signal to the inscrutable Master of Calibrations
It's been a while, I think I'll play the series again. Now when I hear Admiral Raan I'll also be reminded that she's secretly the once and future Queen of Earth!
I can't take any scene on the Normandy seriously when someone's Shephard is wearing the N7 leather. Either suit up or get up.
He's a Spectre , Shepard isn't required to follow Alliance Uniform regulations.
And honestly why put up with that ugly Alliance uniform when you have options.
@@clothar23 yeah that alliance uniform was not very stylish
My Shepard spent far to long on a civilian ship to spend her last days not being comfortable in her hoodie and sweatpants
@@clothar23 Shepard is Military, not Navy, not air-force, MILITARY. Unless it’s off duty (meaning not on the Normandy) he’ll be in his dress blues.
@@alexdurain3753 One the rank of Lieutenant Commander ( Shepard's rank ) is Naval not Army. Secondly his/her appointment as a Spectre of the Council supersedes that of his/her military obligations.
As a Spectre authority is damn near limitless. Which is why he/she is holding a level of command far beyond that of a typical Lieutenant Commander.
And why even Alliance Admirals are stepping wary around him.
With all that in mind you are really offended by the notion A Spectre Operative might want to wear something other than that ugly ass Alliance Uniform if their authority allows it , which it does. Since Shepard only answers to the Council and his military rank is a mere formality more a necessity to act as a Liaison to the Systems Alliance than as any binding oath of service.
A fact proven by the level of fuckery he / she is allowed to get away with. Punch Reporters , Lie to Allies , Indulge in a bit of Murder , Make deals with Sentient bugs , Recruit a race of AI that nearly killed their creators , and so forth.
Oh, you.
After this scene, you can't talk to her about anything romantic like until a long time.
Love Tali, she's always my squeeze when I play this
4:57 apparently Legion had installed itself in Tali's suit😏
'Still totally worth it'
#SWAG
Who needs Liara or Ashley,if Tali exist :vvv
People who like boring.
So long, and thanks - for all the fish.
0:41 u could here sheperds brain saying awww shit here we go agan
I remember my first shepard. All the romance for tali in both 2 and 3...then I didn't have the points to choose both the geth and quarians so...I chose geth. heart broke so hard.
In me2 you need to make these decisions because in order to get bith fleets you need to make sure tali is extradited from the accusations you need to destroy the heritics not rewrite them then when tali points a gun at legion you need to pick the paragon option then they bith need to survive the suicide mission (if they are loyal no problem)
In ME3 you need a 4 bar paragon and do the side quests like rescue koris and destroy the geth fighter squadron then when it comes to you can get both fleets
I'm so pissed off I didn't realise tali was killed in ME2 until doing this mission, this entire time I thought I still had this coming
and Garrus is for the second time recording a porn video
i wonder how much credits he got from the 1st one ?
I didn't know shepherd could have a face like that
Dude-Bro Shepard
My custom Shepard look like the Commander from Avatar when imported on ME 3 from ME 2 damn was my chin chiseled could cut through the Normandy
Being unable to romance Tali is the only reason why I regret playing a femshep.
Yeah but the alternative when you dont romance her is so cute
Femshep gets garrus, maleshep gets tali
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
I just realised xen and rann have the same colors
Same size
Same suit
Same body structure
Damn. I didn't know Ramzan Khadirov was the captain of the Normandy.
This was the dumbest possible move by the quarians. The salarians keeping forces in reserve i can understand. I don't like it but it makes sense given the context of a krogan revival as well as potentially a return of the rachni. The quarians though, decide that one war isn't enough and practically force the remaining geth into alliance with the reapers. And then have the fucking nerve to fire on Shep because it's a "necessary risk"
Might I trouble you for your Shepards Face Code?
Lies! She's totally there for the fish!
Love how Avasarala and Raan are the same person
Poetry!
i can see where this is going....
*Happiness noises*
if this issue is from the PC version, using the mass effect 2 editor gives you a number value assign to each romance able character i set my femshep value for garrus to 4 cause he is my bro but i did set tali to max cause"it's tali" i cant pass her up, but anyways your problem might be you had the crew at max trust? from me 2?
So... why exactly did she come up when not to see the fish...? I mean, sure... they talked... but... anything else? It kinda sounded like she was pointing something out...
This guy has the sexiest male Shepperd
Tali is my #1female character in ME.If i make a romance in ME 2,I say to myself:"
Fuck Miranda",and I try to make a romance with Tali.Also she is adorable when drunk! :)))
certainly more dramatic that's for sure
Why your Shepard looking like he wanna murder Superman for siding with humans?
I romanced Ash after some long consideration...was very torn up between her and Liara.
Then...ME2 and you can romance Tali. I kept myself faithful and I'm disappointed by the "reward". Ashley barely has any dialogue. I REALLY wanted to romance Tali...I will probably re-play ME2 to re-do things.
thanks i was just asking myself
Sorry in advance guys 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn't mind seeing Tali's fish 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How far into ME3 do you meet back up with Tali?
Relatively early. I can't remember exactly how long into the game i was because i screwed around with side quests but if you're going by just the main story, it's only a few missions in i believe.
3DTyrant After curing the genophage.
After you thwart Cerberus from taking over the Citadel.
after priority : citadel
@@forbsey276 I try to get Tali early and then do all the side missions with her
did you have full walkthrough this game ? the one with javik ?
I never got that impression, care to elaborate?
ha ha ha good one
What mission can you find tali?
YOU PREVENTED GARRUS FROM HAVING SOMEONE TO LOVE!!!!!
GTTM no there's Dr Michel
There Dr Mitchel and female turian in the club at Citadel
And she got... aids?
Still totaly worth it.
i don't know.. looks like quazi modo
I love how this has 69 likes
Tali: "Shepard."
Shepard: "Tali."
Me: "YAAS!"
How is she a Admiral?
If you assisted her in clearing her name in her ME 2 side mission, she doesn't get exiled from the flotilla. She gets promoted inbetween the end of 2 and the start of 3 .
kinda weird that mine looked like that to, even weirder this played out the same way....
What a shame...
Meeting Tali as M!Shep***
RIGHT? LOOOOL
GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LMFAO
There fingers and feet remind of Abe
To bad if u don't romance in me2 u can't romance in me3 wut da fuq
The Quarians have weaks body so that's why they wear the suits all the time. So how did they got pregnant...
Not weak bodies, weak immune systems.
Pregnancy is easier than you think, their suits basically fuse together so the couple can have a good time.
As for talixshep, shep just sanitized his body and room as much as possible to limit the damage tali could suffer. And tali has had more exposure to foreign bodies(bullets opening holes in her suit) than most quarians, so shes fairly resistant to Infections.
Quarians have 'Clean Rooms' on most of their ships for the purpose of surgery, reproducing and birthing.
The voice sooo doesnt match this Shepard...
Dat quarian ass
Even after years of playing it, Tali has the hips and ass for days lol.
me too =)
Sometimes I kinda wish they had the option for you two to just cuddle. Sex doesn't seem like the best way to take things off the mind in this scenario. I think? I mean, just listen to her! She's freaking out!
He looks emo
Your character is insanely terrible, might as well have gone with the default one.