ah yes and when they are arrested and waiting to be hauled off to prison yk what should happen, would be so unfortunate if whatever vehicle they are in gets stuck on a railway line
"we have investigated ourselves and found ourselves free of wrongdoing" "the officer responsible is on paid administrative leave" *radio silence* at this point we just pick one of the above
it probably is, and they're gonna get away with *almost* killing someone, leaving them in critical condition and she's probably gonna suffer for the rest of her life
@@ghyslainabel with how she looked and how most of those kinda stories are, I'd assume she well- hit the kid to death or neglected them in either a bathtub or feedings
Burning a painting from an artist that millions could have enjoyed in a museum is beyond selfish and a major a-hole move. It's like a movie villain move at this point.
@@iguanaqueen672 Works of arts like this one should not be allowed to be sold to private collectors. They should only be able to be purchased to be donated in museums.
The sex reveal waterfall was the drinking supply for an entire small village/town in Brazil (during a drought, I believe), which was then made undrinkable from that blue dye by these, who I assume to be, tourists' outdated notion that their soon-to-be child's sex is so important that the consequences aren't considered once.
"a police officer, they are supposed to be perfectly trained" ... everywhere in the world you need 3+ years training before you can become a cop. in america its 3 weeks and a seminar.
And this is just one of the MANY reasons I would never want to live in the US, it just seems like a goddamn minefield over there with how often terrible stuff goes down.
@@sallyparty1978 ? Hairdressers have far less “lethal accidents” per year than cops do, and probably wouldn’t get the same reactive “paid leave” if they did.
So, I looked up the foster parent one (it was in Utah) and it's a plea deal so lower sentence and the charge was originally aggravated murder, but got toned down to first-degree felony child abuse homicide. It seems like it was abuse then failing to seek treatment which led to the child's death. But they have evidence of the fact that she googled internal bleeding and the like and then did not take the child to the doctor. A huge failure of responsibly even ignoring the fact that she was likely the cause of the injuries in the first place.
At one of my work places I met someone like the girl at 2:36, and they genuinely do not understand what the issue is in destroying multiple cars per year in reckless accidents. The only thing that stops them are car payments, if they can drain their family dry they wont care, but thankfully this girls parents/friends evidentially are putting their foot down.
@@itsafunnyoldworld Jail and governmental intervention I would hope. I didn't stick very close to my old colleague for obvious reason, so I'm not sure where he's at now.
I don't think that's a facepalm, he never stated he's doing that to his kids, he starts the whole thing with "I wonder if it's possible to..." Like what he says is actually interesting, how would it be if one would fabricate a whole different world around someone like in the Truman show? Or taking it even further?
Thing is though the 'farm, the house, and even clothes' would also be considered 'technology' so huge fail with just that. You want no tech, you are going to need to go full on 'animal'
what does a telephone have to do with taking pictures??? but yes, he would have to bring the photo to the library to scan it and to get internet access like the rest of us.
In defense of 8:10… • Tiger cubs are smaller. I don’t know about dog-sized but still. • The person probably didn’t take the time to examine all the details as soon as they thought they were _maybe_ threatened. • Lastly, if you saw something chasing you that look vaguely like a tiger, would the thought that maybe it’s a _painted dog_ really cross your mind?
but still should have not come out of the car I mean like drive away from it instead of running 2Km? I mean they just catch you up they are faster than you lol
No. There is no excuse. It doesn't move like a tiger, act like a tiger, or CHASE YOU like a tiger (they aren't distance hunters; they use bursts of speed and stealth, not endurance). And tigers are *massive.* And tigers don't live in suburbia. Do you think that every yellow brindle dog in your backyard is a tiger? No? Congrats, you have common sense. By this line of thinking, it would be more defensible to think that every tan dog with a lighter belly is a cougar, or every black dog is a melanistic jaguar. 🙄
@@Nylak-Otter ima give em the benefit of the doubt, tbh id probably just run anyways, I mean its a quadropedal animal with tiger stripes that was most likely at a distance. If it was up close however, yeah I don't see how you could think thats a tiger
I personally like the "gender reveal party has gone too far" Yeah, polluting the local river is the worst thing that has happened with one of those parties Next step would probably have to involve a forest fire or a demonetised grandma, but no one would do anything that dangerous
In that waterslide clip, there's a door at the low point where the person can get out themselves and there is an attendant down there as well. Also the slide won't let them send another person unless the person has exited
In our family, our method of "gender reveals", is very strange one. If someone in our family is pregnant, this is how it usually goes. They get pregnant. They find out the gender at some point. They or their partner will tell the rest of the family. It's called "being normal".
I like surprises, so I waited for the doctor to tell me the gender the second after my son was born. I know, I'm a total weirdo! People told me I should find out the sex because then I'd know what colors to use in the nursery. Pretty sure newborns don't give a crap about colors, but I told them green or yellow would be fine. My son is named Forrest Jack (kind of like "lumberjack") and his favorite color is green so I guess that worked out.
I get the cake or balloons ones, they can be cute if you're into this whole thing, but people just had to escalate and start causing serious damage with no thought into it, even after starting fires and planecrashes and now polluting drinking water 😑
In my family it went: 1) Somebody got pregnant. 2a) Someone in the family would, without thinking about it, buy a gendered gift. (or) 2b) One of the kids in the family would say what it will be, all the other kids would agree. 3) The gender seemingly randomly decided before the doctors could tell by the family member turns out to be correct.
Fun American fact, in regards to foster mom and 2 year old she killed. You get more prison time for an abortion in some states either performing or receiving, than the foster mom got. So I guess if it had been phrased as an abortion in the 11th or 12th trimester she might have actually gotten real prison time.
5:36 yeah, about the frida Kahlo painting burnt... Turns out it was a Mexican monument declared by the INBA (National Institute of Fine Arts), therefore he broke the law by destroying it and now will face a massive retaliation as the only one authorized to replicate the painting is, you guessed it, the INBA, not the buyer
For the 4:55 clip: Bought for $800 = -800 (they're down 800) Sold for $1000 = +1000 (they're up 200) Bought for $1100 = -1100 (they're down 900) Sold for $1300 = +1300 (they're up 400) Therefore, they have gained 400, not lost 400. In total, they have spent 1900 (800 + 1100) on the cow, and have sold it for a total of 2300 (1000 + 1300), which means they've gained a _profit_ of 400.
5:15 "They bought it for 800 and sold it for 1000. *Meaning they're still out $600* (emphasis added)". I don't have a lot of confidence in his math ability.
For the Fridah Kahlo painting. Here in México frida khalo paintings are considered a national relic, and it is a federal crime to destroy them. But now that he is facing charges from the MX gov they revealed the painting was a fake, and now he is facing charges in the US as well for money laundering.
2:24 also, bows are a form of technology. Technology doesn't always involve electronics- stuff like bows, albeit old, are early tools used in hunting, ie, technology for hunting-
11:00 They’re actually not entirely wrong. Technically someone from Alabama speaks with an accent closest to the original British accent, but England developed a new accent and America didnt. But they’re wrong when they say we don’t have accents because accents are subjective
The Profit/Loss bit. The first sale for $1000 is entered as a $600 loss. "They bought it for 800 and sold it for 1000. Meaning they're still out $600". I'm going to have see how he worked that out.
they thought that the person buying had exactly $0 and not at least $800, leaving them with -$800 after the purchase and $200 after selling, leaving them $600 short of the total $800 they supposedly spent from nothing
@@audiovisualcringe The thing is, that's still $200 in profit: it doesn't matter how much money you have unless you're not allowed to go into debt. And doing everything that the problem said leaves you with $400 in profit.
Maybe I'm stupid as well, but I'm kind of with the person in the video...I mean, regardless of how much money you have before buying or selling anything, you end up with less than that at the end... Edit: I figured out where I went wrong, yes I'm stupid 😂 My own mental gymnastics are honestly astounding. Let me explain what I did, because I think it's the same as what that person did. Buy a thing for 800 dollars, you're down 800. Sell it for 1000, which is a 200 dollar difference. FOR WHATEVER REASON (I still can't believe I did this) that profit offset your cost by taking 200 away from the 800 you spent, leaving you with -600 (I know, it's bad). Then spending 1100, you would then have -1700, so selling it for 1300 would still leave you with a $400 debt. How the heck I did the math so wrong in the first part and actually right it the second, I'll never know
The police officer left the car on the tracks for extra vacation time. In the U.S. cops are rewarded with paid time off whenever they kill or seriously injure someone. This officer will most likely get a 3 month holiday
1:25 This happend here in Brazil. The couple was fined 10,000 Reais, de equivalente of 1,926.15 American dollars. According to a family member, they used some kind of pool dye.
@@PokeMageTech you have much to learn of the world. some use only commas, some will use only spaces, some use a mix of those. wait till you learn of other things that will blow your mind, like a Dutch open quote looks like 2 commas, or that the Greek question mark looks like a comma.
10:47 As someone who's spent a considerable amount of time in the Midwest, They definitely do have accents there, Ask them to say "Bag", Or if they're from the southern Midwest "Wash" (Although I'm less knowledgeable on southern midwest accents, So that may not work so well.).
A Chinese drone landed on the moon and took a picture of a square object in the distance. It's said to be the stage where they filmed the fake moon landing. 😉
Yeah, sentences can be very crazy sometimes - like going to jail for 3 years if you don't pay the governmental TV fee but you can get away with 1 year probation after forcing a 11 year old here in Germany... or getting away without any "punishment" for such kind of crimes, happened too
3:15 if you love driving drunk here's what you can do. Get a beer and play Mario Kart, Crash Team Racing or any racing game ever and never drive drunk in a real life. All people who get drunk and then get into a car are just asking to lose their lives
5:00 i've used a calculator to be 100% sure, going step by step. 0 - 800 = -800 -800 + 1000 = 200 200 - 1100 = -900 -900 + 1300 = 400. i was good from the beggining but you can never be too sure.
About the gender reveal in the second one, apparently the water that they contaminated(dyed) was the only water source that a village in a drought had so they basically killed that village with their reveal.
In a sort of defense for the bathtub one, it doesn't say the kid has to take a bath. The kid can be fully clothed. However, it should have stipulated that if that was the intent. The fact that it was a religious school makes me wonder if they intentionally rolled the dice. "Oh me, oh my, that's not what I meant at all. Here is the picture back, good thing I didn't make any copies."
Any time it comes to children and a bathtub, you have to be dam specific and say clothed in the request. Otherwise you can end up with anything. Up to you whether you think it was unfortunate phrasing or actively and maliciously vague.
I remember in grade 2 and I wouldn’t stop talking about the titanic! And my friend went up to me and said that the titanic was fake. I showed my friend a history book talking about the titanic and he said “they probably heard of the movie and that’s why they put it in the history book and then his mum had to tell him the truth
@@Ishlacorrin Huh? The problem doesn't state that they had no other money. They could have had a million dollars initially and the problem still works. Regardless, they've made $400 total profit, gaining $200 from each of the two sales.
Not protecting the woman but the article could say she killed a kid but in fact the charges were manslaughter or lower which makes sense for how little time she got Remember just because a news article says someone killed someone doesn’t automatically make it a murder charge look into it
The whole accent bit, it reminds me of a video I watched. They gathered 50 US citizens, 1 for each state and asked them to explain their state's accent in their accent. The kid from Illinois was talking about how where he's from they don't have an accent. It sounded like he forgot about Chicago, and again everyone no matter where you're from has an accent.
I get told at least once a year that I “don’t” have an accent, but I’m 99.9% positive that it’s because I don’t use the accent of people around me/that I ‘should’ have. No idea what it is, but I’m sure it counts as a recognizable accent _somewhere_ .
the biggest facepalm in this video, is Jake saying that the policeman was trained, are we talking about America? don't they like receive almost zero training (840 hours, or 21 weeks).
I went to high school in North Vancouver. At least 4 students walked around wearing kirpans and no one batted an eye. With the heavy metal long sleeve T-shirts, they were only guilty of fashion crimes.
I got nothing against religious items or whatever but wearing a literal potential weapon on school grounds is pushing it too far in my opinion. Some people need to learn how to set their pride aside and leave the knife at home, it's not a question of insensitivity, it's about basic security. Don't even get me started on the "I won't use it, it's just a religious accessory" argument. What if someone else gets a hold of it huh? Never know when you're gonna cross path with a nut-job.
2:15 we read a book about basically this in grade 6, except they were also doing some type of vaccine/illness testing on them, and it was about the main character leaving into the new world and then I think trying to expose it or smth
2:30 Ah yes, technology does not exist, she says, as she takes a photo of her kids with her cellphone connected to the internet and posts about it on Facebook. Yeah, they'll never question that. I feel like that should be borderline abuse to seclude your kids from the entire world like that. To never teach them anything. Imagine how distressed they're gonna be when they're older and meet any other human being and don't even know what the internet is. Some of these aren't even facepalms, they're just straight up rage inducing. Wtf is wrong with people, man
4:10 fun fact: in no major world religion's original script, is homosexuality a sin. infact, most of the time it is not even mentioned. this may be in large part due to how it used to be seen as something one did as an action, rather as a part of one's identity however, it's clearly not the only reason since again, it wasn't ever mentioned, which means the script at worst, didn't care, and at best, viewed it as being normal and natural
@@OmniscientWarrior that's due to mistranslation. the line actually reads "a man shall not lay with a boy as he does a woman" the sin being pedophilia. nice try though
Hey Jake, noticed change a bit ago to things but hadn't been around your channel in a bit, it was always good but I like this so much better. Thanks dude, good job
The cop who parked on a train track: in the video, both officers seemed not all there, like they were high, drunk, or sleep deprived. They should have been subjected to a drug screen/sobriety test themselves when they got back to the office or when the EMTs were eventually called (when they first called in the accident on the video, they didn't even mention a suspect was in the vehicle or ask for EMTs). But law enforcement doesnt actually gave a shit & EMTs wouldn't have assumed negligence by the cops.
I’ve seen the dashcam video of the train video (of another officer stopping by the parked car). Honestly, and I usually don’t draw conclusions before all the evidence is out there, but it looks like attempted murder. The car was _parked_ on the rails, and the cop was outside for whatever reason, ignoring the train horns
7:19, While I certainly don't think it's acceptable to make that demand in the 1st place there is still a loop hole, it only says IN the bath, nothing about not wearing clothes or it even being full of water, depending on the goal of the demand it might still be forgivable, such as testing the wit of the child
Excusing it as something to “test the wit of a child” is very strange imo because in SECOND GRADE children aren’t going to fully know that taking a picture of yourself reading in the bathtub and sending it to a teacher isn’t smart. And even if they do realize that they shouldn’t be sending that, my 7 year old brain is just going to say “i just shouldn’t turn this assignment in.” I’m not going to think that I should find some loophole in the teacher’s request
Other than the fact that someone requested that, knowing that due to the vague nature of the request they may have received non-clothed photos. Pays to be damn specific in those situations. You can say that the person asking for them would never think of something like that and it was just unfortunate phrasing, except that the church does not have a very good case if we take history into account.
Another weird thing About the cop train thing: the girl that was arrested was sat there screaming telling them a train was coming and the 2 officers didn’t listen 😃😃😃
Oh shoot that student is gonna get so much money. Maybe it'll even be enough to pay for school altogether. The utter nonsense that takes place in the US is wild.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo ok, if it's a blunt object that can't stab, and it's a part of their religion, I'm good with it. If it was sharp i am in aggreance with the school.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo and? I can carry a gun most places in this friggin backwards af country. Was he threatening anyone with it? No. So who cares? It's weird to be freaked by a random sheathed blade. We gonna start arresting students on their way to culinary school now too? They have several sheathed knives, I'd even bet they are way sharper than this one. fyi most farmers & other outdoorsy dudes have knives in their pockets all the time as well if you didn't know so is that scary too now? No? Wonder why THAT would be. It's a mystery indeed.
Good news for the weed guy, simple weed charges are being pardoned (ik he likely had other charges and this isn't a simple possession but still, I just wanted to comment how happy I am about the pardon)
4:45 Basic Maths Start $800 & 0 Cow buy $0 & 1 Cow sell $1000 & 0 Cow buy -$100 & 1 Cow Sell $1200 & 0 Cow Total $400 & 0 Cow Do not trust anyone who says 'math' whilst doing addition AND subtraction as they are two DIFFERENT types of math as in "Maths - Plural(more than one)". The girl did the math... (both of them) but she got confused about which one was correct.
11:59 My favourites are "dunce, dweeb, pleb/plebeian and smelly head" 3 of them because of how silly they sound and the last one just purely because of how stupid you sound when saying it :3
Speaking of the 1 year sentence for a murder; this woman killed two people i believe and got a 141,000 year prison sentence and then she was let out after 8 years smh
@@stupidlad825 no he inactive, the videos post Jake were deleted and Jake posted a image to his Instagram but I think he changed his IF bc his Instagram doesn't exist anymore
0:53 I just looked it up and it said, "DENVER -- Prosecutors have dismissed the most serious charge against a Colorado police officer who locked a handcuffed woman in a parked police car that was hit by a freight train, leaving her with serious injuries." And, "The Weld County District Attorney’s office dismissed the second-degree felony assault charge against Officer Jordan Steinke on Thursday, according to court documents. Steinke and another officer still face less serious charges in connection with the Sept. 16, 2022 incident."- ABC News
in Thailand a 15 yo ran a red light and crashed into 24 yo recently grad, valedictorian, self-supported, engineer. Refused to go and give a statement to the police reasoning that he had an exam that day.
That waterfall one, it gets worse apparently. That water that dyed blue was apparently a town's drinking water.
If I remember right, it was during a drought too
did the parents get fined?
@@kirbleh I would hope so?!?
They could have put up lights or something and achieved same results..
@@kirbleh yes, and there may also be a criminal charge later
The negligence of the cops leaving their car on train tracks while they had a person in there was horrifying, they should be fired and arrested.
well its america so probably wont
@@mysingingmonstersfan1023 sadly I agree
ah yes and when they are arrested and waiting to be hauled off to prison yk what should happen, would be so unfortunate if whatever vehicle they are in gets stuck on a railway line
They were fired and charged, they also face civil charges.
@@Allegheny500 weren't they just put on paid leave?
HOLD UP! That police cruiser on the train tracks SERIOUSLY sounds like attempted murder.
I kept up with this story since the news talked about it. They definitely need to go to jail
@@Degenerick I feel like they need life in prison or a death sentence I dont want people like them working for the force
"we have investigated ourselves and found ourselves free of wrongdoing"
"the officer responsible is on paid administrative leave"
*radio silence*
at this point we just pick one of the above
it probably is, and they're gonna get away with *almost* killing someone, leaving them in critical condition and she's probably gonna suffer for the rest of her life
It was 1000%. No one can be that stupid
Yea... if you kill a 2-y-o, you aren't taking away two years. You are taking away several decades of lived experiences.
The video did not say how the kid was killed. Some accidents are prosecuted as murders.
@@ghyslainabel The most common reason being criminal negligence, not saying that is the reason but there is a high possibility.
@@ghyslainabel with how she looked and how most of those kinda stories are, I'd assume she well- hit the kid to death or neglected them in either a bathtub or feedings
1:39 "All children deserve to have parents, but not all parents deserve to have children."
- A quote from somebody
Burning a painting from an artist that millions could have enjoyed in a museum is beyond selfish and a major a-hole move. It's like a movie villain move at this point.
I've been complaining about that since it happened, I'm mexican and I'm deeply offended with what happened, he destroyed a piece of culture
@@iguanaqueen672 Works of arts like this one should not be allowed to be sold to private collectors. They should only be able to be purchased to be donated in museums.
the fact that he tried to make an nft out of the destruction of actual art and history is... almost too on the nose.
The sex reveal waterfall was the drinking supply for an entire small village/town in Brazil (during a drought, I believe), which was then made undrinkable from that blue dye by these, who I assume to be, tourists' outdated notion that their soon-to-be child's sex is so important that the consequences aren't considered once.
If they use blue food coloring, it should be okay. Anything else, probably not so much.
I was going to say it better be food safe.
based on the people, objects, and words, I can conclude, your are partially a liar. this wasn't in Brazil
@@alicewilloughby4318 Whatever kind of coloring it was is NOT okay.
Even if it is eatable blue coloring, some people can be alergic to it
"a police officer, they are supposed to be perfectly trained" ... everywhere in the world you need 3+ years training before you can become a cop. in america its 3 weeks and a seminar.
One needs many more hours of training to be a hairdresser than a cop in the USA. Why I trust beauticians more than cops!
@@LazyIRanch ah yes.
Beauty over lives.
@@LazyIRanch then how long does it take to become a FBI agent? a five minute lecture?
And this is just one of the MANY reasons I would never want to live in the US, it just seems like a goddamn minefield over there with how often terrible stuff goes down.
@@sallyparty1978 ? Hairdressers have far less “lethal accidents” per year than cops do, and probably wouldn’t get the same reactive “paid leave” if they did.
So, I looked up the foster parent one (it was in Utah) and it's a plea deal so lower sentence and the charge was originally aggravated murder, but got toned down to first-degree felony child abuse homicide. It seems like it was abuse then failing to seek treatment which led to the child's death. But they have evidence of the fact that she googled internal bleeding and the like and then did not take the child to the doctor. A huge failure of responsibly even ignoring the fact that she was likely the cause of the injuries in the first place.
At one of my work places I met someone like the girl at 2:36, and they genuinely do not understand what the issue is in destroying multiple cars per year in reckless accidents. The only thing that stops them are car payments, if they can drain their family dry they wont care, but thankfully this girls parents/friends evidentially are putting their foot down.
Just wait until they’ve gotten in an accident…then they’ll see
@@ryeryeryerye that's the thing though, they have, many times. The guy I talked to had gotten in 6 total crashes.
@@kempolar9768 What happens if they end up killing somebody because of such selfish, reckless driving?
@@itsafunnyoldworld Jail and governmental intervention I would hope. I didn't stick very close to my old colleague for obvious reason, so I'm not sure where he's at now.
@@kempolar9768 Ngl I hope the next time they crash they are paralysed
“I don’t expose my children to any electronics” then how did he have a phone and an internet connection to post it, m8 got caught in 16k
I don't think that's a facepalm, he never stated he's doing that to his kids, he starts the whole thing with "I wonder if it's possible to..."
Like what he says is actually interesting, how would it be if one would fabricate a whole different world around someone like in the Truman show? Or taking it even further?
Thing is though the 'farm, the house, and even clothes' would also be considered 'technology' so huge fail with just that. You want no tech, you are going to need to go full on 'animal'
what does a telephone have to do with taking pictures??? but yes, he would have to bring the photo to the library to scan it and to get internet access like the rest of us.
@@eliaspeter7689 dude either never heard of the Amish, or decided they somehow were not pre-tech enough for him.
In defense of 8:10…
• Tiger cubs are smaller. I don’t know about dog-sized but still.
• The person probably didn’t take the time to examine all the details as soon as they thought they were _maybe_ threatened.
• Lastly, if you saw something chasing you that look vaguely like a tiger, would the thought that maybe it’s a _painted dog_ really cross your mind?
but still should have not come out of the car I mean like drive away from it instead of running 2Km? I mean they just catch you up they are faster than you lol
No. There is no excuse. It doesn't move like a tiger, act like a tiger, or CHASE YOU like a tiger (they aren't distance hunters; they use bursts of speed and stealth, not endurance). And tigers are *massive.* And tigers don't live in suburbia. Do you think that every yellow brindle dog in your backyard is a tiger? No? Congrats, you have common sense.
By this line of thinking, it would be more defensible to think that every tan dog with a lighter belly is a cougar, or every black dog is a melanistic jaguar. 🙄
Black panther
@@Nylak-Otter ima give em the benefit of the doubt, tbh id probably just run anyways, I mean its a quadropedal animal with tiger stripes that was most likely at a distance. If it was up close however, yeah I don't see how you could think thats a tiger
I personally like the "gender reveal party has gone too far"
Yeah, polluting the local river is the worst thing that has happened with one of those parties
Next step would probably have to involve a forest fire or a demonetised grandma, but no one would do anything that dangerous
Thats what I was thinking, I'm pretty sure gender reveal parties started going over the line 15 years ago back when I was 4.
There was a Forest Fire by Gender Reveal Party in the USA
The forest fire was due to a gender reveal in California, wasn't it? Burnt down many people's homes.
Trust me when I say the Forest fire incident happened already
@@AliceUmoh yeah I know, and the grandma put to eternal sleep too by by some kind of homemade firework turned grenade
In that waterslide clip, there's a door at the low point where the person can get out themselves and there is an attendant down there as well. Also the slide won't let them send another person unless the person has exited
Well thank jesus for that! Looked like a claustrophobic nightmare.
In our family, our method of "gender reveals", is very strange one.
If someone in our family is pregnant, this is how it usually goes.
They get pregnant.
They find out the gender at some point.
They or their partner will tell the rest of the family.
It's called "being normal".
Weird.
I like surprises, so I waited for the doctor to tell me the gender the second after my son was born. I know, I'm a total weirdo! People told me I should find out the sex because then I'd know what colors to use in the nursery. Pretty sure newborns don't give a crap about colors, but I told them green or yellow would be fine. My son is named Forrest Jack (kind of like "lumberjack") and his favorite color is green so I guess that worked out.
I get the cake or balloons ones, they can be cute if you're into this whole thing, but people just had to escalate and start causing serious damage with no thought into it, even after starting fires and planecrashes and now polluting drinking water 😑
In my family it went: 1) Somebody got pregnant. 2a) Someone in the family would, without thinking about it, buy a gendered gift. (or) 2b) One of the kids in the family would say what it will be, all the other kids would agree. 3) The gender seemingly randomly decided before the doctors could tell by the family member turns out to be correct.
Fun American fact, in regards to foster mom and 2 year old she killed.
You get more prison time for an abortion in some states either performing or receiving, than the foster mom got. So I guess if it had been phrased as an abortion in the 11th or 12th trimester she might have actually gotten real prison time.
@Gi Gi Jake read that she was in for murder, so that's no accident.
I know the Titanic is fake. Leonardo is still alive.
My whole life has been a lie?
mind blown. LOL
😔
😂
@@animasternorris6508 always has been
"Perfectly trained" I don't think anyone, even the police would ever say or think that lol
5:36 yeah, about the frida Kahlo painting burnt... Turns out it was a Mexican monument declared by the INBA (National Institute of Fine Arts), therefore he broke the law by destroying it and now will face a massive retaliation as the only one authorized to replicate the painting is, you guessed it, the INBA, not the buyer
will they recreate the portrait?
watching this because i need to feel how i was watching his videos so long ago
For the 4:55 clip:
Bought for $800 = -800 (they're down 800)
Sold for $1000 = +1000 (they're up 200)
Bought for $1100 = -1100 (they're down 900)
Sold for $1300 = +1300 (they're up 400)
Therefore, they have gained 400, not lost 400.
In total, they have spent 1900 (800 + 1100) on the cow, and have sold it for a total of 2300 (1000 + 1300), which means they've gained a _profit_ of 400.
I dunno. They seemed pretty confident.
Yeah man no I think you are wrong I'd say reread the comment?
+400. If you can't figure that out, please leave social media.
5:15 "They bought it for 800 and sold it for 1000. *Meaning they're still out $600* (emphasis added)".
I don't have a lot of confidence in his math ability.
@@danialmoser2573 nah man I believe him and I have to disagree with you here. The guy is just too confident.
7:49 - OK, just _seeing_ that is enough to give me the creeps. If that happened to me, I'd be in full panic mode, trying to smash my way out.
Apparently, there is a hatch and member of staff at the bottom, for these types of occurrences.
@@Thurgosh_OG I figured there would have to be... I hope it can be opened from the inside as well...
For the Fridah Kahlo painting.
Here in México frida khalo paintings are considered a national relic, and it is a federal crime to destroy them.
But now that he is facing charges from the MX gov they revealed the painting was a fake, and now he is facing charges in the US as well for money laundering.
But I am relieved it wasn’t a real Frida Kahlo.
"A police officer, that is perfectly trained..." yeah, let me stop you right there
Did get trained in the end
2:24 also, bows are a form of technology. Technology doesn't always involve electronics-
stuff like bows, albeit old, are early tools used in hunting, ie, technology for hunting-
Yeah, technically, everything we use is technology, even rocks and sticks, if used correctly.
I mean farming is also technology
I agree, but i guess everything is a form of technology if you think hard enough.
11:00
They’re actually not entirely wrong. Technically someone from Alabama speaks with an accent closest to the original British accent, but England developed a new accent and America didnt. But they’re wrong when they say we don’t have accents because accents are subjective
The Profit/Loss bit. The first sale for $1000 is entered as a $600 loss. "They bought it for 800 and sold it for 1000. Meaning they're still out $600". I'm going to have see how he worked that out.
they thought that the person buying had exactly $0 and not at least $800, leaving them with -$800 after the purchase and $200 after selling, leaving them $600 short of the total $800 they supposedly spent from nothing
@@audiovisualcringe Dude has a promising future as a creative accountant.
@@audiovisualcringe The thing is, that's still $200 in profit: it doesn't matter how much money you have unless you're not allowed to go into debt. And doing everything that the problem said leaves you with $400 in profit.
Maybe I'm stupid as well, but I'm kind of with the person in the video...I mean, regardless of how much money you have before buying or selling anything, you end up with less than that at the end...
Edit: I figured out where I went wrong, yes I'm stupid 😂 My own mental gymnastics are honestly astounding. Let me explain what I did, because I think it's the same as what that person did.
Buy a thing for 800 dollars, you're down 800. Sell it for 1000, which is a 200 dollar difference. FOR WHATEVER REASON (I still can't believe I did this) that profit offset your cost by taking 200 away from the 800 you spent, leaving you with -600 (I know, it's bad). Then spending 1100, you would then have -1700, so selling it for 1300 would still leave you with a $400 debt. How the heck I did the math so wrong in the first part and actually right it the second, I'll never know
@@AnAnonymousAuditor $300, not 4.
social media often turns out to be stupider than i think
And whenever you realise it just turned stupider guess what, it does it again.
rat pet ?!?!?
@St. Haborym Einstein?
@@bajhi_ skyblock rat pet!
@St. Haborym hey atleast im still sane even though disappointed.. or atleast i like to think i am
The police officer left the car on the tracks for extra vacation time. In the U.S. cops are rewarded with paid time off whenever they kill or seriously injure someone. This officer will most likely get a 3 month holiday
They were probably hoping for a Train crash, so they could get more than just 3 months.
1:25
This happend here in Brazil.
The couple was fined 10,000 Reais, de equivalente of 1,926.15 American dollars. According to a family member, they used some kind of pool dye.
…okay, buddy, decimal points. 1/4? Written as 0.25 (not as 0,25).
Please re-write, because I am not sure what amount USD you mean.
@@PokeMageTech
Sorry, I'm using Google translate.
@@PokeMageTech An American/British, I see.
@@PokeMageTech you have much to learn of the world. some use only commas, some will use only spaces, some use a mix of those. wait till you learn of other things that will blow your mind, like a Dutch open quote looks like 2 commas, or that the Greek question mark looks like a comma.
@@PokeMageTech even better. Don't use decimals. Only use the for decimal numbers.
The accent one is hilarious because everyone from anywhere can immediately tell when they are speaking to an American BECAUSE of their accent 🤣😭
10:47 As someone who's spent a considerable amount of time in the Midwest, They definitely do have accents there, Ask them to say "Bag", Or if they're from the southern Midwest "Wash" (Although I'm less knowledgeable on southern midwest accents, So that may not work so well.).
That water fall that they dyed for the gender reveal was the water source for a local town and they are being fined for contaminating it.
A Chinese drone landed on the moon and took a picture of a square object in the distance. It's said to be the stage where they filmed the fake moon landing. 😉
That's Stanley Kubrick's studio. Everyone knows he filmed it, but he was a perfectionist, so he did it on location.
Yeah, sentences can be very crazy sometimes - like going to jail for 3 years if you don't pay the governmental TV fee but you can get away with 1 year probation after forcing a 11 year old here in Germany... or getting away without any "punishment" for such kind of crimes, happened too
3:15 if you love driving drunk here's what you can do.
Get a beer and play Mario Kart, Crash Team Racing or any racing game ever and never drive drunk in a real life. All people who get drunk and then get into a car are just asking to lose their lives
Oh no it's way worse than that, they're gambling with other people's lives.
5:00 i've used a calculator to be 100% sure, going step by step.
0 - 800 = -800
-800 + 1000 = 200
200 - 1100 = -900
-900 + 1300 = 400.
i was good from the beggining but you can never be too sure.
About the gender reveal in the second one, apparently the water that they contaminated(dyed) was the only water source that a village in a drought had so they basically killed that village with their reveal.
5:28
as someone who went through elementary school enough time ago that I remember almost nothing of it... this physically hurt.
In a sort of defense for the bathtub one, it doesn't say the kid has to take a bath. The kid can be fully clothed. However, it should have stipulated that if that was the intent. The fact that it was a religious school makes me wonder if they intentionally rolled the dice. "Oh me, oh my, that's not what I meant at all. Here is the picture back, good thing I didn't make any copies."
Any time it comes to children and a bathtub, you have to be dam specific and say clothed in the request. Otherwise you can end up with anything.
Up to you whether you think it was unfortunate phrasing or actively and maliciously vague.
I remember in grade 2 and I wouldn’t stop talking about the titanic! And my friend went up to me and said that the titanic was fake. I showed my friend a history book talking about the titanic and he said “they probably heard of the movie and that’s why they put it in the history book and then his mum had to tell him the truth
i hate school we all do but this 5:54 this makes me thank God I go to school everyday
This will forever be his final reddit video
I'm admittedly bad at math but you had me rolling with the fake $500 profit. At least it was in the right direction. 🤣
I just want to know where they got the extra 100 from in the middle... that is the real mystery.
@@Ishlacorrin Huh? The problem doesn't state that they had no other money. They could have had a million dollars initially and the problem still works.
Regardless, they've made $400 total profit, gaining $200 from each of the two sales.
@@HiEv001 Missed that joke entirely, you must be fun at parties.
Man i miss jake
1:16 it’s worse that was the town’s only water in a droughts
Not protecting the woman but the article could say she killed a kid but in fact the charges were manslaughter or lower which makes sense for how little time she got
Remember just because a news article says someone killed someone doesn’t automatically make it a murder charge look into it
4:10 that's also why god doesn't want you to use his name in vain, he prefers to watch from the bushes like they don't know he's there
I can confirm that I was shown a globe, dinosaurs, the moon landing, and photos of the titanic on the first day I entered kindergarten
Your teacher was into movies too?
1:10
I think they already went too far when they caused *two separate forest fires and two plane crashes in the same year*
The whole accent bit, it reminds me of a video I watched. They gathered 50 US citizens, 1 for each state and asked them to explain their state's accent in their accent. The kid from Illinois was talking about how where he's from they don't have an accent. It sounded like he forgot about Chicago, and again everyone no matter where you're from has an accent.
Yeah, even a neutral accent is an accent. Midwest is low on accents these days, but we still have a few quirks.
I get told at least once a year that I “don’t” have an accent, but I’m 99.9% positive that it’s because I don’t use the accent of people around me/that I ‘should’ have. No idea what it is, but I’m sure it counts as a recognizable accent _somewhere_ .
"you stupid/dumb idiot" is one of my tops for insults. Especially when you read it in a New York accent (but they don't have accents apparently)
the biggest facepalm in this video, is Jake saying that the policeman was trained, are we talking about America? don't they like receive almost zero training (840 hours, or 21 weeks).
21 days, not weeks.
@@Thurgosh_OG then that's a face palm for google, because i copied the number from there......
Stupid me that i didn't even think about it
I went to high school in North Vancouver. At least 4 students walked around wearing kirpans and no one batted an eye. With the heavy metal long sleeve T-shirts, they were only guilty of fashion crimes.
But wearing that in a US school/college is just stupid. They should have had a plastic ceremonial version in such a risky country.
@@Thurgosh_OG Airport workers and passengers just wear a chain / necklace with a charm.
I got nothing against religious items or whatever but wearing a literal potential weapon on school grounds is pushing it too far in my opinion. Some people need to learn how to set their pride aside and leave the knife at home, it's not a question of insensitivity, it's about basic security. Don't even get me started on the "I won't use it, it's just a religious accessory" argument. What if someone else gets a hold of it huh? Never know when you're gonna cross path with a nut-job.
"police officer, who's supposed to be like, perfectly trained"
Poor choice of words...
2:15 we read a book about basically this in grade 6, except they were also doing some type of vaccine/illness testing on them, and it was about the main character leaving into the new world and then I think trying to expose it or smth
Yeah, was thinking of that story as well :O
As someone who has family in the Midwest they do have an accent. Everyone does, I probably do.
I was going to give you a thumbs up until I read the 'I probably do' bit.
@@Thurgosh_OG why?
2:30 Ah yes, technology does not exist, she says, as she takes a photo of her kids with her cellphone connected to the internet and posts about it on Facebook. Yeah, they'll never question that.
I feel like that should be borderline abuse to seclude your kids from the entire world like that. To never teach them anything. Imagine how distressed they're gonna be when they're older and meet any other human being and don't even know what the internet is.
Some of these aren't even facepalms, they're just straight up rage inducing. Wtf is wrong with people, man
also she doesn’t realize farming is a technology
The farm one, was basically the entire plot to The Village watch the movie it's a great shock towards the end
4:10 fun fact: in no major world religion's original script, is homosexuality a sin. infact, most of the time it is not even mentioned. this may be in large part due to how it used to be seen as something one did as an action, rather as a part of one's identity however, it's clearly not the only reason since again, it wasn't ever mentioned, which means the script at worst, didn't care, and at best, viewed it as being normal and natural
a man shall not lay with another man as he does with a woman.
yep, totally not something in a major world religion.
@@OmniscientWarrior that's due to mistranslation. the line actually reads "a man shall not lay with a boy as he does a woman" the sin being pedophilia. nice try though
Hey Jake, noticed change a bit ago to things but hadn't been around your channel in a bit, it was always good but I like this so much better. Thanks dude, good job
0:10 I think the brainwashing is having to sing the national anthem the first steps into school
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender say " Sorry we don't serve food " .
The waterfall one is horrific, destroying the ecosystem!
bruh, the 2nd one looks like a planned murder for no absolute reason
As a _Titanic_ buff, I cannot tell you how hard the community has it.
Marijuana - 40 years, murder -1 year. Actually, it's the same state, Utah.
The cop who parked on a train track: in the video, both officers seemed not all there, like they were high, drunk, or sleep deprived. They should have been subjected to a drug screen/sobriety test themselves when they got back to the office or when the EMTs were eventually called (when they first called in the accident on the video, they didn't even mention a suspect was in the vehicle or ask for EMTs). But law enforcement doesnt actually gave a shit & EMTs wouldn't have assumed negligence by the cops.
I’ve seen the dashcam video of the train video (of another officer stopping by the parked car). Honestly, and I usually don’t draw conclusions before all the evidence is out there, but it looks like attempted murder. The car was _parked_ on the rails, and the cop was outside for whatever reason, ignoring the train horns
The baby shower actually poisoned the local towns water supply
That cop simply wasn't *trained* properly! 😅
1:20
You forgot to mention, that gender reveal contaminated a town’s drinking water
7:19, While I certainly don't think it's acceptable to make that demand in the 1st place there is still a loop hole, it only says IN the bath, nothing about not wearing clothes or it even being full of water, depending on the goal of the demand it might still be forgivable, such as testing the wit of the child
Or you are beside the bathtub, and you read a book that is IN the bathtub.
Excusing it as something to “test the wit of a child” is very strange imo because in SECOND GRADE children aren’t going to fully know that taking a picture of yourself reading in the bathtub and sending it to a teacher isn’t smart. And even if they do realize that they shouldn’t be sending that, my 7 year old brain is just going to say “i just shouldn’t turn this assignment in.” I’m not going to think that I should find some loophole in the teacher’s request
@@itmightbevid I did say "forgivable" not that it was acceptible, in the end the teacher isn't smart if they give that task whatever the reason
7:12 I see nothing wrong with a fully clothed child sitting in a dry, empty tub.
Other than the fact that someone requested that, knowing that due to the vague nature of the request they may have received non-clothed photos. Pays to be damn specific in those situations.
You can say that the person asking for them would never think of something like that and it was just unfortunate phrasing, except that the church does not have a very good case if we take history into account.
12:06 I love how they tried to make 2 points and got them completely wrong 😭
The reason it’s only 1 year jail is because it’s not a fetus.
The cop who parked his car on the tracks with the woman inside has a video that’s crazy. She’s lucky to be alive.
Another weird thing About the cop train thing: the girl that was arrested was sat there screaming telling them a train was coming and the 2 officers didn’t listen 😃😃😃
It's called "fell down a flight of stairs."
Oh shoot that student is gonna get so much money. Maybe it'll even be enough to pay for school altogether. The utter nonsense that takes place in the US is wild.
It's a dagger. I wouldn't want somebody to walk around campus with a dagger, no matter if it's a religious symbol or not.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo ok, if it's a blunt object that can't stab, and it's a part of their religion, I'm good with it. If it was sharp i am in aggreance with the school.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo and? I can carry a gun most places in this friggin backwards af country. Was he threatening anyone with it? No. So who cares? It's weird to be freaked by a random sheathed blade. We gonna start arresting students on their way to culinary school now too? They have several sheathed knives, I'd even bet they are way sharper than this one.
fyi most farmers & other outdoorsy dudes have knives in their pockets all the time as well if you didn't know so is that scary too now? No? Wonder why THAT would be. It's a mystery indeed.
the waterfall one was the water supply of a drought stricken town
1:00 it was lucky that us police cars are so heavely armored, that in a train wreck she survived. us is crazy. im glad in european.
Good news for the weed guy, simple weed charges are being pardoned (ik he likely had other charges and this isn't a simple possession but still, I just wanted to comment how happy I am about the pardon)
4:45 Basic Maths
Start $800 & 0 Cow
buy $0 & 1 Cow
sell $1000 & 0 Cow
buy -$100 & 1 Cow
Sell $1200 & 0 Cow
Total $400 & 0 Cow
Do not trust anyone who says 'math' whilst doing addition AND subtraction as they are two DIFFERENT types of math as in "Maths - Plural(more than one)". The girl did the math... (both of them) but she got confused about which one was correct.
"Where ever it is?" That last one is more like When ever it is... so it's either from a long lost past or an upcoming future! Hahaha!
Though I get your point on the last one, the name of the fictional island was "Isla Nublar" I believe..
0:00 The Titanic one. There is that theory that she never sank but was switched with the Olympic
And that "theory" has been debunked immediately after it was created by a guy who wanted to sell his book. Sadly it is mentioned over and over again.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo That and the many people, some of whom I've encountered myself, who think it was only a movie.....
2:16 unfortunately the farm is also a technology
8:30 wow gta 6's graphics look amazing! cant wait to play
11:59
My favourites are "dunce, dweeb, pleb/plebeian and smelly head" 3 of them because of how silly they sound and the last one just purely because of how stupid you sound when saying it :3
Speaking of the 1 year sentence for a murder; this woman killed two people i believe and got a 141,000 year prison sentence and then she was let out after 8 years smh
9:12 Slow news day?
4:14 i hope the dude filed a lawsuit, racial discrimination is not okay
Rip Jake 😔🙏
He DIED?
@@stupidlad825 no he inactive, the videos post Jake were deleted and Jake posted a image to his Instagram but I think he changed his IF bc his Instagram doesn't exist anymore
The first guy obviously didn't go to school because kids first learn the alphabet and how to count to 10 .
0:53 I just looked it up and it said, "DENVER -- Prosecutors have dismissed the most serious charge against a Colorado police officer who locked a handcuffed woman in a parked police car that was hit by a freight train, leaving her with serious injuries." And, "The Weld County District Attorney’s office dismissed the second-degree felony assault charge against Officer Jordan Steinke on Thursday, according to court documents. Steinke and another officer still face less serious charges in connection with the Sept. 16, 2022 incident."- ABC News
in Thailand a 15 yo ran a red light and crashed into 24 yo recently grad, valedictorian, self-supported, engineer. Refused to go and give a statement to the police reasoning that he had an exam that day.
Gotta love these uploads
1:20
If it was a girl they would have made it red with the mothers blood.
Has a Mexican I can tell that Frida's painting are like nfts so nothing was lost there
Remember kids, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables, and don't do school :))