It's seems to be a very rare celebrity who's interested in any stories a normal person can tell. On one end you have the type who clearly can't stand that the attention isn't on them for one moment and on the other end you have those who seem to regard them as some kind of rare and exotic species.
I love Graham Norton. He has the best night show on the planet with the best guests. So laid back and absolutely hilarious. So much better than the night shows here in the United States. So much here is political. Even if it wasnt an upcoming election year.
Here's a fully translated version. Starting at 8:27 ("afters" means "dessert" by the way). _"Yeah, what happened was, it was about five years ago and we'd just gone back to school in January - I've got my new suit, I always like to get a new suit for the new year - yeah naturally - and what happened is I've gone into the canteen as normal because I always like to eat with the pupils and then go out on duty. So, I've gone down, it's my favourite there's a little roast dinner, so I've gone into the queue, nice small bit of lamb, roast potatoes, greens, gravy and I thought to myself, because normally I don't get an afters so I thought I'll have a little afters, little bit of apple pie and custard, lovely, so I've got that, got my little tray, walked round to where you go to get the forks and knives, and as I've gone round, there must've been a bit of water, didn't see the water, my foot's gone, I thought sh*t, I'm going over, and it went in slow motion, I can still remember it, it was slow motion, and I've got the tray, I'm thinking "I've got to hold that tray". I've gone over, my back's hit the floor, the tray's gone over, I've got gravy, custard, apple pie and a little bit of lamb."_ (cont'd)
_"and as I've looked up through the gravy and the custard, I can see a hundred teenagers going 'Sir's gone over, Sir's gone over!' and that's my story Graham."_
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good to have you back, I missed these funny clips
I think you have "unwanted adult commenters" on this video, Denise
@@TonyEnglandUK yes a ton since yesterday. I've deleted them
Tony the teacher hands down best big red chair story ever
Thank you, Denise, you're my fave TH-camr with these red chairs.
I cannot get enough of your show now that I've caught on 😘!
It's seems to be a very rare celebrity who's interested in any stories a normal person can tell. On one end you have the type who clearly can't stand that the attention isn't on them for one moment and on the other end you have those who seem to regard them as some kind of rare and exotic species.
You are literally the best TH-camr thank you so much!!
Hilarious ❤Graham is a great comedian and interviewer and a great host🎉this show is great entertainment 🎉
I love Graham Norton. He has the best night show on the planet with the best guests. So laid back and absolutely hilarious. So much better than the night shows here in the United States. So much here is political. Even if it wasnt an upcoming election year.
I’m so happy your back!!
Who was the rude cow who kept yammering on while Gram was trying to get her to shut up and listen.
I just became aware of this show within the last few months and I think it is so funny.
Thanks for posting.
Be careful what you want don't think she expected that.
0:53 Graham, you need a red couch that flips.
Welcome back!
Argh those 2 on the end chatting !!!
An audience member shouts _"Shut up!_
Deniiiiise you've been saving me from anxiety attacks during exam times😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
What the hell are they saying ??????????
I hate it when the guests flip the chair, they are usually drunk and think a lot of themselves.
So what does “I Can’t Be Asked” mean?
_"I can't be arsed"_ (it means can't be bothered)
spice girls?
I didn't understand anything from Tony's story
Here's a fully translated version. Starting at 8:27 ("afters" means "dessert" by the way).
_"Yeah, what happened was, it was about five years ago and we'd just gone back to school in January - I've got my new suit, I always like to get a new suit for the new year - yeah naturally - and what happened is I've gone into the canteen as normal because I always like to eat with the pupils and then go out on duty. So, I've gone down, it's my favourite there's a little roast dinner, so I've gone into the queue, nice small bit of lamb, roast potatoes, greens, gravy and I thought to myself, because normally I don't get an afters so I thought I'll have a little afters, little bit of apple pie and custard, lovely, so I've got that, got my little tray, walked round to where you go to get the forks and knives, and as I've gone round, there must've been a bit of water, didn't see the water, my foot's gone, I thought sh*t, I'm going over, and it went in slow motion, I can still remember it, it was slow motion, and I've got the tray, I'm thinking "I've got to hold that tray". I've gone over, my back's hit the floor, the tray's gone over, I've got gravy, custard, apple pie and a little bit of lamb."_ (cont'd)
_"and as I've looked up through the gravy and the custard, I can see a hundred teenagers going 'Sir's gone over, Sir's gone over!' and that's my story Graham."_
@@TonyEnglandUK thank you so much. Where is that accent from ?
@@JoeKaye959 London.
Perfect 👍
Why is there so many people working for charity in England?
Coz they cant find a regular job 🤣
Graham's audition link was posted on a British charity forum.
Cara Delivigne looks horrific. She’s no idea what’s going on. Not even listening to that story
What do you mean she looks horrific?
Best to say nothing and appear thick....as opposed to saying anything and confirming it.
Accompanied by S.Turner.
should have let helena tell her side Graham..dikk move...