Aztec Sacrifice

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  • @daynelenggenhager1189
    @daynelenggenhager1189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3477

    "The corpse was beheaded, dismembered, and rolled down the stairs of the temeple."
    *FLUTE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @somerandomidiot9064
      @somerandomidiot9064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I laughed at this too much

    • @kaiseralejandro4913
      @kaiseralejandro4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed hurd

    • @i.s.9451
      @i.s.9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its weird, I read this post whilst the narrator said it. I almost freaked... And I'm a flute player.

    • @mississippiball1003
      @mississippiball1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And I thought Islam was violent
      After commenting this I'm not even going to look in my inbox

    • @Callebravo
      @Callebravo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s because that’s what they play when someone is brutally murdered

  • @ponycentaur1456
    @ponycentaur1456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3810

    despite popular beliefs, it was not just the Spanish that beat the Aztecs. It was a union effort by nearly every tribe and neighboring tribe that either hated the Aztecs (for sacrificing their own, or fear of being conquered by them). THe Aztecs were able to rally up thousands of natives to join the Spanish and fight Aztecs . It was not just the Spanish trying to stop sacrificial Aztecs either. Quite afew angry tribes/groups also helped out, perhaps "bitter" about thier friends being sacrificed, to say the least .

    • @ThomasK96
      @ThomasK96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      True that.

    • @Yoyle-jq9ul
      @Yoyle-jq9ul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      True

    • @jadeddragon4254
      @jadeddragon4254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      pony centaur ok doctor google

    • @FPSTiger
      @FPSTiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Yes contrary to popular belief these old tribes in North America did not get along at all before the Europeans came

    • @Eddy-ii4xz
      @Eddy-ii4xz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Haha go Spanish!

  • @katieblack3998
    @katieblack3998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4594

    "What really drew the community together was public human sacrifice" - what a way to socialize

    • @mattcunningham9235
      @mattcunningham9235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Or like watching someone get their head chopped off with a giant fucking blade like france fue for centuries eh

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Logan's Run was all over 'that' with Carousel... :(
      th-cam.com/video/4M2vx_RCwSs/w-d-xo.html

    • @SensitivityGames
      @SensitivityGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@mattcunningham9235 you think they did that for entertainment? most were forsed to stand and watch to scare them off not for fun.

    • @blackroselostindarkness5643
      @blackroselostindarkness5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Works for me.

    • @jrojas961
      @jrojas961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt Cunningham it would’ve been better than today what a good thing to watch while drinking a beer and eating a hotdog while watching someone’s head chop off

  • @Igor-ug1uo
    @Igor-ug1uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    When learning what Aztecs were doing to the prisoners of war, the old Greek and Roman slavery starts to seem like some merciful thing.

    • @liriani
      @liriani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      when you think about it, rome at the time of its peak was more powerful and civilised than the aztecs hundreds of years later

    • @stollinroned5090
      @stollinroned5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Meh I'd prefer being sacrificed to being enslaved all my life

    • @user-iu8ho4gf4m
      @user-iu8ho4gf4m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@liriani He meant their brutally.

    • @nehirk616
      @nehirk616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@stollinroned5090 As I know, slaves in rome were mostly able to gain their freedom and was not treated like in the british empire time.
      Edit: I have read the History of Rome I by Theodore Mommsen and there was this claim that piqued my interest very much: it was easier for a slave to be freed from their owner than a son being freed from his father.

    • @octaviogutierrez9158
      @octaviogutierrez9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@liriani Yeah so civilized, they enjoyed brutal and bloody slave deaths in the colosseum just for entretaiment and not in the name of his universe like the aztecs.

  • @Antisocialexe
    @Antisocialexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4136

    Aztecs:kills thousands of people
    Aztec god:tf are they doing
    Other Aztec god:idk we just let them it’s funny

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Just like the new god comes in
      New god: *WTF ARE THEY DOING*
      old god: we dont know its just fun for that other god

    • @Antisocialexe
      @Antisocialexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      *Spanish god come in*
      Spanish god: why u Lettin this happen
      Other god: tbh we just cba to do anything and that one finds it funny u can take over if u want
      Spanish god: ight I’m bout to end this whole civilisations career

    • @angelnavarro4618
      @angelnavarro4618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aztecs kill by their believes USA had killed million for money.

    • @joelangrehr6184
      @joelangrehr6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@angelnavarro4618 explain

    • @mycondolences8708
      @mycondolences8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    Wow that's creepy

    • @nikolaybababooey7644
      @nikolaybababooey7644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day and the next day. And the next day. And the next day

    • @Atheist_1940
      @Atheist_1940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      An teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai An teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex dai an teh nex week

    • @condensedmilk6745
      @condensedmilk6745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Dad please come back

    • @istosho3830
      @istosho3830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ur here huh. That's cool

    • @Atheist_1940
      @Atheist_1940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@condensedmilk6745 don't worry I will help you find him

  • @garythestormtrooper5589
    @garythestormtrooper5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3931

    “How do we appease our gods?”
    “Let’s kill and eat each other”
    “Genius”

    • @lisandrogonzalez9521
      @lisandrogonzalez9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      That's because according to the legend, Aztec gods offered their own blood to create people, these gods were Tezcatlipoca, Huizilopochtli, Tlaloc and the most known Quetzalcoatl, so if the gods bleed to create them and give them life, they should do it as well, of course it was a belief and life wasn't created like that at all, but that was how they thought. And if they didn't do that, the sun wouldn't rise anymore and the end would come soon according to their beliefs

    • @sniperkit8
      @sniperkit8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like girlfriends

    • @delideri3518
      @delideri3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      March 1519, hats off to you.

    • @dirtbikes4days084
      @dirtbikes4days084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexandersmith5319 yes

    • @dirtbikes4days084
      @dirtbikes4days084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Napoleon B England and France were allied to the us during the 1st world war they were called by their allies and went to war. Same with world war 2, the us was called to war and they answered. In ww1 the us shouldn't have even been part of that war. The US didn't just give then tons of money to the French and the English.

  • @jpbeauregard3964
    @jpbeauregard3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Girl: My heart beats for you my love
    Boy: And mine for you as well my dear
    Aztec priest: *S E I Z E T H E M*

    • @shaynewheeler9249
      @shaynewheeler9249 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😢😢😢

    • @OscarTien12
      @OscarTien12 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spanish: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @bbybo
    @bbybo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5418

    Aztecs: *exists*
    Conquistadors: *S P A N I S H O R V A N I S H*

    • @itsyaboibenjones4279
      @itsyaboibenjones4279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      *Duolingo would like to know your location*

    • @powerman8508
      @powerman8508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      * *SPANISH AND VANISH* *

    • @wolfcreek8484
      @wolfcreek8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *pika*

    • @Nuevomexicano
      @Nuevomexicano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *SANTIAGO INTENSIFIES*

    • @tepoztlitlacatl634
      @tepoztlitlacatl634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well small pox ....the Spanish we filthy and diseases riddled that what killed them

  • @carlosa.n5100
    @carlosa.n5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Forgot to mention Cortez had between 250k - 500k native allies that hated the last Aztec (Mexica) ruler.

    • @RonT222
      @RonT222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Perfect recipe for a revolt. And that's what it was.

    • @jessica.526
      @jessica.526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'm full native, my tribe revolted against the Aztecs because we were tired of getting killed.

    • @carlosa.n5100
      @carlosa.n5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@jessica.526 Some of my ancestors were Acolhua part of Texcoco and Tlaxcala. My family even maintained or native last name. We also sided with the Spanish because the Mexica were taking too much power

    • @arturomonter4095
      @arturomonter4095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jessica.526 ajá, y yo soy el rey de Noruega

    • @takumifujiwara2951
      @takumifujiwara2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jessica.526 bro come catch these hands i am semi related to the Aztecas

  • @yeaiamtrill
    @yeaiamtrill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Can you come with us?
    Why?
    To praise the gods
    Actually kills person like a boss
    Sacrifice time

    • @BananaNutBread-vj5hs
      @BananaNutBread-vj5hs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, thats what happened to the kings daughter from another tribe on the day she was supposed to get married. The Aztecs didnt have a civilization yet. They ran off to an island to isolate themselves from the kings tribe.

    • @jakek5266
      @jakek5266 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeeez

    • @huntermoss9403
      @huntermoss9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude i love your profile my favorite character from battlefield friends is engineer lol

    • @stephencious
      @stephencious 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      B)

    • @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt
      @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tootrill 843 he doesn't kill them like a boss he kill them like a coward.

  • @nitin_puranik
    @nitin_puranik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Imagine standing in line waiting to have your heart ripped out. Your headless body would be rolling down the staircase in half an hour, just five more people to go ahead of you in the line. The gut wrenching scream of the current victim on the chopping table ringing in your ears as his chest gets torn apart and his still throbbing heart gets pulled out. You avoid looking at the gruesome scene and try calming yourself that it'll all be over soon. You realize that you've wet and soiled yourself in sheer terror.
    One after the other, the five people in front of you turn into five headless, heartless corpses. It's your turn now.
    You begin climbing the staircase, getting closer to the sacrificing board with every step you take.
    You're now lying flat on your back on the sacrificing board and watch the executor's shiny, pointy dagger rising up above your chest...

    • @danielbrown7115
      @danielbrown7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Then there's an eclipse of the Sun, then the priest says," Ok guys that's enough for this time take the rest out for a game of run and shoot.

    • @pelon7109
      @pelon7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sound like what the Mexican cartel does in one video they even cut out the heart of a guy and took a bite not as good as the aztecs did it but they try

    • @Axxxel_in_Harlem
      @Axxxel_in_Harlem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pelon7109 They're like this because of Aztec genetic memory.

    • @playasway9016
      @playasway9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then some crazy hill billy pops up out of know we’re and chops one of the Aztec n half with some sharp shiny silver stick wipe out all there friends save you then put u n chains and kidnap u again 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @eelchiong6709
      @eelchiong6709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't anyone of them thought of going down fighting? In my place, I'd take one of them with me, preferably the high priest. Grab one of them suddenly and leap for the edge of the pyramid.

  • @West-rk7dz
    @West-rk7dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Imagine how many hearts were given on Valentine's day

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    People tend to under play the importance of the native tribes that joined the Spanish in overthrowing the Aztec which is the rival tribes. Just like how Alexander the great didn't use Greeks but rivals of his next target to take them down.

    • @hodor9851
      @hodor9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Other civilizations joined the Spanish

    • @acetakeoff2109
      @acetakeoff2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All the African and carrbians had to help the white against the Aztec too

    • @henry3794
      @henry3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      19brownboy81 actually that was what happened. So correct yourself don’t try to downplay the power the Aztecs had. If it weren’t for the diseases they would have won easily. Look up the first altercation. The Aztecs nearly wiped them all out.

    • @johnfakester5527
      @johnfakester5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      henry palencia What should I type to find it?

    • @aldojansel9439
      @aldojansel9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @apollogold4494
    @apollogold4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2364

    Me: (Finds a heart)
    Aztecs: You ganna eat that?

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope it has a bunch of diseases in it

    • @edwardtan4955
      @edwardtan4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes they are eating that like feast

    • @bingusgamer5781
      @bingusgamer5781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hay thats mean form my culture

    • @Joemamagaming36
      @Joemamagaming36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @King101_7 oh my god dude!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @apollogold4494
      @apollogold4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      King101_7
      Me: Finds prisoner
      (Read King101_7’s comment)

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    when the aztecs are so brutal their neighbors teamed up with spain

    • @hueyitlahtoani9242
      @hueyitlahtoani9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Then the spanish also became more brutal and put them into slavery once they weren't of use to them anymore😂😂I swear people are awful

    • @johntucker3693
      @johntucker3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@hueyitlahtoani9242 Good, i'm usually against conquest and imperialism but the decimation of the aztec empire is one of the few times i'm thankful for imperialism. Thank God they perished.

    • @hueyitlahtoani9242
      @hueyitlahtoani9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@johntucker3693 nah girl, you're just a terrible human being, you do know there were innocent children right, along with innocent men and women that had nothing to do with anything but go off ig

    • @kidmomo2
      @kidmomo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johntucker3693 off a 5 min video?

    • @johntucker3693
      @johntucker3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@kidmomo2 if all the evidence in this 5 minute video is true then yes, it doesn't need much thought to realize who were the good guys.

  • @Güber-Mann
    @Güber-Mann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    Me: I broke a girl's heart 😥
    Aztecs: That's Cute...

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Are u gonna eat that heart?

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cannibalism

    • @kenken8765
      @kenken8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Aztec priest: That's so holy of you

    • @Monkeh516
      @Monkeh516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also Aztecs: "it will make the blood god appeased, dig in"

    • @vimalcurio
      @vimalcurio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I broke at least 3 girls heart today for real

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4040

    You forgot to mention that many of the Aztecs' neighbors were really happy when the Aztecs got wiped out.
    EDIT: They literally hated the Aztecs so much they sided with the Spanish.

    • @richardstephens5570
      @richardstephens5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Yes. Most of Cortes army was native allies.

    • @dsmith5788
      @dsmith5788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Knock down population on My Land..

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Andy F.
      Then they got wiped out too

    • @that_impala_guy0490
      @that_impala_guy0490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👌

    • @squirrels24seven
      @squirrels24seven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@marcopena7638 No, it was mostly the aztecs.

  • @beckyking7967
    @beckyking7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5677

    When they found out the sun rises on its own...

    • @lolacortez1176
      @lolacortez1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Science

    • @mandyjogi1057
      @mandyjogi1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      Population rised

    • @chakr.a
      @chakr.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      mandy jogi ☠️☠️🤭

    • @muiscnight
      @muiscnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      lmao

    • @cronecrone5498
      @cronecrone5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      My cat knows the sun rises on its own.
      This romanticizing of pure unadulterated mob insanity is idiotic.

  • @mylesjennings2270
    @mylesjennings2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The tears of small children .... these guys were not right in the head but I love the enthusiasm and dedication

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They were evil

    • @CT--ym5mn
      @CT--ym5mn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@briancooley8777 imagine what they're thinking if we told them we didn't give sacrificial hearts and only have to pray every Sunday. they would call us heretic imbeciles
      it's all about the point of view

    • @1204khalil
      @1204khalil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did you forget how Abraham almost kill his son because god asked to do it in the bible? This is the same

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@1204khalil no it’s not. Not even close. One almost-sacrifice isn’t even comparable to hundreds of actual murders of children.
      Especially when you know the context of the story of isaac and that the point that God did this was to prove that He WASN’T the same as the other gods because He actually cares about human life. It was also a foreshadow of Him sending Himself as sacrifice instead. He would rather suffer than have us suffer.

    • @1204khalil
      @1204khalil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@briancooley8777 Isn't it the same? It was literally a test to see how fanatical and blind-faithful the guy was and it seems that you don't really know your god because the guy approved slavery, genocide in his name and the murder of 42 children using bears, you're talking about context but from the point of view of the Aztecs their god needed help every day to defeat the night, for them it was not a story of something that supposedly happened but for them it was something that was happening in real time that is why their religion was so intense while there are currently fewer believers in Christianity

  • @stopbeingstupid5629
    @stopbeingstupid5629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Imagine being sacrificed just so one big spicy boii can rise up for 1 day.

    • @Lalafellss
      @Lalafellss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      im fucking wheezing

    • @gilbunny9069
      @gilbunny9069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      imagine then finding out the big spicy boi was gonna rise up anyway

  • @benjaminentertainment5526
    @benjaminentertainment5526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    "Blood will give life to the sun"
    its like they are the ancient version of facebook.
    "1like equals 1 drop of water to the africans"

  • @LoafingtonBloke
    @LoafingtonBloke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4421

    And then they got sneezed on

    • @azwoopr2772
      @azwoopr2772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      TheBearWhisperer ayeeee it’s bear btw upload

    • @ilovehegel
      @ilovehegel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please make a video again. It's been far too long

    • @xmodgamer2655
      @xmodgamer2655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its been so long since you uploaded

    • @alexramirez7852
      @alexramirez7852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @moeedmudassar3327
      @moeedmudassar3327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MAKE MORE VIDS OMFG

  • @Ghoulzjvk
    @Ghoulzjvk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This made me realize how much logic and boredom people had back then💀

  • @Aobtodd
    @Aobtodd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Wierd way to control population

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The priests needed the heart of the population to rule

    • @yoruichixx6951
      @yoruichixx6951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wierd flex but ok

    • @PiyushGupta-vx6qi
      @PiyushGupta-vx6qi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyle18934 literally

    • @subsamadhi4124
      @subsamadhi4124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *weird

    • @lethalbanana23
      @lethalbanana23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, if it looks dumb but it works, its not dumb

  • @alanmaclaren4118
    @alanmaclaren4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4082

    Japanese empire: I’m the most Barbarian Nation in the whole world!
    Aztec: hold my heart

    • @josephcollar5987
      @josephcollar5987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Now eat it 😖😖😖😖

    • @lillejuensen8084
      @lillejuensen8084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Potato and Carrot vikings: hold my axe

    • @wolfshadow1514
      @wolfshadow1514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Germany: I'm gonna stay out of this one

    • @gachagamer9123
      @gachagamer9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hashashins they are the real assasins:Hold mah Hidden Blade

    • @wolfshadow1514
      @wolfshadow1514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      k-pop is cringe soviet russians: What was that punk

  • @Saiyan_Goku
    @Saiyan_Goku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    The quickest way to a woman's heart
    Is through her chest -old Aztec Proverb

  • @letstalk8772
    @letstalk8772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    It’s really creepy when he shows the priest eating of the heart

  • @havanadog7987
    @havanadog7987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "It's a sucky day."
    *Sees Simple History notification*
    "It's a good day."
    ALSO PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON THE WHIPPET TANK

    • @votecthulhu9378
      @votecthulhu9378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you have a sucky day the gods are displeased with you. Offer them your pet or some of your blood.

    • @jonah9046
      @jonah9046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The British Whippet Medium Tank! Really interesting suggest right there, pal! I support it!

    • @JSMEsq
      @JSMEsq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Havanadog 7 the mark A?

    • @Simplehistory
      @Simplehistory  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But better than being sacrificed to the Gods :P

    • @havanadog7987
      @havanadog7987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Simplehistory I don't have to worry about being sacrificed if I run away at the Whippet's dizzying 8mph

  • @dustycloud2836
    @dustycloud2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    People : 2020 is sucks! I wish I lived in past
    The past :

    • @oshb5559
      @oshb5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      True ha ha because 2020 was definitely the the worst year this millennium/Century but so many years in history have been far worse.

    • @tranquil2119
      @tranquil2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@oshb5559 definitely not the millennium. The Black Death, massacre of Nanking, and the Holocaust was much more worse than this.

    • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
      @Fruitsmymainispomgranates 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tranquil2119 and 583

    • @YoloBagels
      @YoloBagels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tranquil2119 None of those things happened in this millenium

    • @tranquil2119
      @tranquil2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@YoloBagels oop sry. But still compared to the past 1918 pandemic, this is nothing. There are probably going to be more intense disasters in the future.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    They better not sacrifice a sprite cranberry or Lebron will sacrifice _them_ instead

    • @2309-w5p
      @2309-w5p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you spain thank you

    • @markodrazic6190
      @markodrazic6190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please video about Franjo Tudjman.

    • @monbarque
      @monbarque 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please do a video about the Gatling Gun

    • @wyattbeck7661
      @wyattbeck7661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn right

    • @markodrazic6190
      @markodrazic6190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Franjo,Franjo,Franjo,Franjo!!!!

  • @joannamyers1268
    @joannamyers1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The particularly brutal skin flaying ritual was for the god of plants and springtime. The skin was worn to represent the rebirth of new plants every spring.

  • @Red777Ghost
    @Red777Ghost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Don't ever go to the Aztec empire in 14-16th century. Worst mistake of my life

    • @mitchelq.6594
      @mitchelq.6594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ok I wo- *WAIT*

    • @dearleader6789
      @dearleader6789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      darkpanda112 ### is your profile pick a screenshot from the VR steamed hams video? Respect gained

    • @msy6864
      @msy6864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *_steamed hams_*

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We don't have the heart to

    • @cloroxbleach9551
      @cloroxbleach9551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please send rescue i wanna get out of here

  • @not4984
    @not4984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    2018 sacrifice
    They did surgery on a grape

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wat where?

    • @d.t.w1390
      @d.t.w1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What a Brave Grape

    • @azrinphd
      @azrinphd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The grape thing wasn't even last year. I watched it years before that.

    • @ukgghost2362
      @ukgghost2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dead meme

    • @zak.886
      @zak.886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shahid Shabbir its only 1 month old

  • @greenleader8162
    @greenleader8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    "What really drew the community together was public human sacrifice."

    • @mattcunningham9235
      @mattcunningham9235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Or "killing innocent people by burning them alive while spectators watched" like europe during the same exact fucking time eh

    • @SuperPepecharlie
      @SuperPepecharlie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lego Imperial Officer Like public lynchings in America as well

    • @elijah5791
      @elijah5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mattcunningham9235 Not saying that Europe was much better, but at least they weren't daily eating human hearts and wearing the skin of their victims around. That's pretty sick and I am personally glad that this culture was destroyed from the earth.

    • @GonzalezHack
      @GonzalezHack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elijah5791 exactly

    • @brandoncruz9548
      @brandoncruz9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    To be fair, I think it's kind of unfair Aztecs seem to be singled out for human sacrifice. The Celts had a tradition called "wicker man" where they stuffed a bunch of people into...well...a giant statue of a man made of wicker, and then burned them all alive.

    • @TehAlvarez
      @TehAlvarez ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people lack the brain cells to dive deeper into human history. And for one im glad, the fact that they don’t have the iq to comprehend human history makes me enjoy everything about it a bit harder

    • @esztervarga5431
      @esztervarga5431 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes. Even Natives in Hawaii did the same thing in the past.
      In fact, even today, many tribes kill and eat humans. They are just not well known. Also the majority live in the Jungle. South America, Indonesia etc.
      Aztecs were a brutal tribe, but they were not the only one who did human sacrifices

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, tons of other cultures have had human sacrifice.

    • @johnhareiel5118
      @johnhareiel5118 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea but the Celtics didn't sacrifice up to a million

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @johnhariel
      I don’t know, you could fit a lot of people in those statues.

  • @quilliq9000
    @quilliq9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Nothing like a thousand people cheering and applauding while you get split open and heart ripped out. Good times

  • @user-ke5cs5er3e
    @user-ke5cs5er3e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    Vampire's be like: I succc so much blood
    Aztecc: *OBSERVE*

  • @sackboy9535
    @sackboy9535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    The Aztecs were so Heartless!

    • @Ray-yv7kn
      @Ray-yv7kn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pun!

    • @skybattler2624
      @skybattler2624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where are their Nobodys then?

    • @rf5788
      @rf5788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ba Dum Tssssssss !

    • @ninjaslash52_98
      @ninjaslash52_98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sack Boy nnnnnnice

    • @legionary2736
      @legionary2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *insert final fantasy 10 laughing scene here*

  • @privateerbouncher9622
    @privateerbouncher9622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Eating a heart, gives more health. Common game sense :D

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A heart a day keeps the blood god's away

  • @HNNLUND
    @HNNLUND 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Blood=the sun for some reason.

    • @GabrielTorres-xp3fz
      @GabrielTorres-xp3fz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Some believe it is because both the sun and blood represent life.

    • @bluesky_cupy5158
      @bluesky_cupy5158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GabrielTorres-xp3fz makes sense,without blood you'd die,and without the sun,we'd all die

    • @jadilzoca4971
      @jadilzoca4971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wine=blood for some reason

    • @notmrprez
      @notmrprez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well there’s plasma in blood and in the sun soo there’s a connection.. kinda

    • @XellosMetallium
      @XellosMetallium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as long as they dont kill the high priest, it make sense. dude will be leaving town when they told him hes next

  • @vanessaonyekaben
    @vanessaonyekaben 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    the jaguar at 1:29 was like "what u guys gonna do with me?" lol

    • @Pablovru
      @Pablovru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Some mistakes were made"

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the main question is did they gain it's courage and speed after they eat the heart

    • @maxolech9227
      @maxolech9227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the statue was like "shee you dead son"

    • @riordan7814
      @riordan7814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheetah

    • @coolkidstarr8473
      @coolkidstarr8473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The poor Jaguar I don't know why they killed the Jaguar he look like a little cute kitty cat

  • @bulletbill1104
    @bulletbill1104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I’m not saying the Aztecs were evil, because if I thought the world was gonna end if I didn’t commit human sacrifice I’d be ripping hearts out as well, but if I was a Spaniard back then and I saw that I think I’d be pretty fucked up

    • @Glovedart
      @Glovedart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wanna hear something rly fucked up. When the spanish fought the aztec in a main aztec city. Some of them got captured during a battle and got sarificed

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      WTF, what level of political correctness have we reached when fucking Nazis of the ancient world can't be called "evil?"

    • @trollgeneral6624
      @trollgeneral6624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Not so much different than burning people alive for having a different religion. *cough* europe

    • @dawizardnoobtv7090
      @dawizardnoobtv7090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Musa Sultanovic True here’s another example is that Romans back then would have flayed captured generals and leaders alive in public. Also they crucified every man that was a slave that participated the Slave Rebellion along a road to Rome.

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Musa Sultanovic Vlad didn't impale 25K per year for hundreds of years, and his own people quickly deposed him out of horror. He was one individual, not a society. Please no more moral equivocation.

  • @taurusaziz9392
    @taurusaziz9392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you cortez

  • @sbkandjzj
    @sbkandjzj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Zombies: I eat brains, no one can beat me!
    Aztecs: Hold my sacrificial dagger

  • @J37182
    @J37182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Just imagine how confused they would be if one of the sacrifices had that disease where their heart is in the other side of their chest

    • @jakel8627
      @jakel8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Well it's clearly not a disease then is it? It's an evolutionary advantage

    • @СтефановићКараџић
      @СтефановићКараџић 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jakel8627 for the meso americans of course

    • @gayfrogs4206
      @gayfrogs4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I doubt they would be confused

    • @J37182
      @J37182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gayfrogs4206 they weren't very smart people though

    • @gayfrogs4206
      @gayfrogs4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@J37182 i mean they were smart enought to build a floating city, i think they would be smart enought to understand body mutations as well but who knows

  • @Alejandro-oe8nj
    @Alejandro-oe8nj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    It is curious to see how most people forget that the Spaniards did not defeat the Mexica empire on their own, but that they were supported by the Tlaxcaltecas and the Totonac natives of Cempoala, a pity that is not mentioned in the video

    • @Dannybythebanana
      @Dannybythebanana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sure but it was pretty much disease that did them in

    • @ghosthunter3424
      @ghosthunter3424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The spanish started civil wars with that cultures, and then conquered them. Better than the things that british done with his colonies

    • @Alejandro-oe8nj
      @Alejandro-oe8nj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Johto you're right, I wish they made a video about it

    • @mikec8086
      @mikec8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Dannybythebanana I mean the Spaniards weren't immune to small pox, the Spaniards also suffered alot from smallpox and malaria. It's just that the immune system of the new world people were completely new to those fatal diseases. the Spaniards essentially coexisted for A time while war and disease destroyed the new world population.

    • @declanjones556
      @declanjones556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GhostHunter342 what

  • @r34lest.rod05
    @r34lest.rod05 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    you forgot to mention that sometimes people would get sacrificed by personal choice. they would go up to these temples willingly because to be sacrificed was considered to be a tremendous honor. the believe that huitzilopochtli was in a war against darkness and that if the darnkess won the world would end. being sacrificed to him meant you joined his army in the war against darkness and once the war was over it would mean a promising afterlife.

  • @Nikk-Astyr
    @Nikk-Astyr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    ISIS: We would blow up in order to satisfy our God.
    Aztecs: Hold my beer...

  • @tongkatali7643
    @tongkatali7643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    This made Dracula looks lame instead.

    • @user-kd6gj8ym7o
      @user-kd6gj8ym7o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lj2810 but the tribes actually exist unlike dracula lol

    • @chocotoasties2671
      @chocotoasties2671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vlad burned people's kids and made their parents eat them but go off I guess...

    • @rice.jpg2
      @rice.jpg2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vlad washed his hand in blood before he ate btw

    • @limeeirfan6896
      @limeeirfan6896 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Samael dude,it's a old legend story
      Which mean it maybe true or maybe not true

    • @ashebennett7726
      @ashebennett7726 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tongkat Ali-Activ Plus this makes Dracula look like a super hero.

  • @samgadd6437
    @samgadd6437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Timestamps as requested:
    0:00 - Introduction
    0:15 - The Term Aztec
    0:35 - Reasons for Sacrifice
    1:10 - Gods and Deities
    1:20 - Bloodletting
    1:30 - Animal Sacrifice
    1:47 - Hume Sacrifice
    2:24 - The Process of Human Sacrifice
    2:48 - A typical ritual
    3:12 - A particularly gruesome ritual
    3:46 - Temples
    4:00 - Tenochtitlan
    4:55 - Desolation of the Aztec Empire
    5:40 - Outro
    Comment if you think there should be any changes. Thanks for the number of likes on the last one.

  • @yourparalysisdemon5071
    @yourparalysisdemon5071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Never Steal Someones Heart"
    Aztecs:and I took that personally

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    Aztecs: Sacrifices themselves for Gods
    Conquistadors: *Here have a Jesus*

    • @mariasama7859
      @mariasama7859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I hope that you do understand that it is the exact same thing.
      Someone dressed as god only to be killed and eaten at the end. The fact that his body was never found is even worst. What if all these rituals for the blood and body of Jesus and how we should eat it originated from his own killers? Have you seen all the images with his open heart?! It's so scary.

    • @thecaynuck4694
      @thecaynuck4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@mariasama7859 That's not what their talking about. The OP is referring to the fact Spain tried to "civilize" the Aztecs with Christian values after seeing how Cruel the Aztecs were.

    • @RealMysticalMan
      @RealMysticalMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *aztecs

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And have some small poxs

    • @amphimixis
      @amphimixis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@thecaynuck4694 It's true the Aztecs engaged in human sacrifice at industrious scales, but the same could be said of the Christians who burned tens of thousands of people at the stakes during the inquisition. Additionally Conquistadores actually tried to eradicate Aztec codices and any cultural artifacts; then they rewrote history, presenting the Aztecs as a "savage, uncultured" group of "Devil worshipers." The reality is the majority of Conquistadores were greedy, coveted gold, and committed genocide against the Aztecs and other indigenous groups-they weren't trying to just 'civilize' the Aztecs on account of their cruelty. While no one group is innocent, the conquistadores must always be remembered for their atrocities.

  • @edithwallflower
    @edithwallflower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Great thing to come back to after a long day of school. More learning, but actual interesting stuff

  • @yoneezy123
    @yoneezy123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Dmnnnn a sacrifice a day...... Imagine being an aztec in that era

    • @TrenElZombie
      @TrenElZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sacrifice were reserved only by warriors, being with the sun was the greatest honor ever, that even Cuauhtémoc the last tlatoani ask when he was captured, instead he was tortured to find gold

    • @yoneezy123
      @yoneezy123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TrenElZombie and they also said kids i m sure regular citizens got sacrificed some days too

    • @dtownblastinsalvi62
      @dtownblastinsalvi62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yblaze actually that’s not actually true kids were not sacrificed the earth goddess did not allow that until they have matured.

    • @dirtybongwater43
      @dirtybongwater43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *sorry I'd be a friccing Mayan instead*

    • @vanivanov9571
      @vanivanov9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​ Triple DDD's Lightskin Salvy This sounds very suspect. Do you have a source? @@dirtybongwater43 The cult of the feathered serpent started with the Maya. It has been linked to their downfall, since it's rise seems to correlate strongly with the increase in war which lead to famine. Aztec cannibalism can't have helped them deal with Smallpox, certainly.

  • @renangrassi6331
    @renangrassi6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "There aren't better cultures, only different than yours..."
    Yeah.. right

    • @JohnnyWindmill
      @JohnnyWindmill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hey I am all for diversity and that but if your culture involves human sacrifices and cannibalism you can screw off

    • @thesecond4767
      @thesecond4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@JohnnyWindmill Every culture was like that back in the day, this was in the same time period as the Spanish inquisition where we burned anyone who we were suspicious of in the name of Christ our lord and saviour.

    • @JohnnyWindmill
      @JohnnyWindmill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thesecond4767 at least they did not eat people

    • @thesecond4767
      @thesecond4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@JohnnyWindmill it was still barbaric tho

    • @СтефановићКараџић
      @СтефановићКараџић 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thesecond4767 It doesn't matter if you even believe in Christ. Protestants were also burnt.

  • @richardstephens5570
    @richardstephens5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Those lovable Aztecs. If you take the time to get to know them, they'll steal your heart.

    • @hiiloveu1521
      @hiiloveu1521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YOU DIDN'T 💀💀

    • @reyj2532
      @reyj2532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah we do we mean well
      _don't run away_

    • @chrisnichols9014
      @chrisnichols9014 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally.

  • @oceanman3804
    @oceanman3804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Who would win...
    A large population of civilised cannibals...
    ...Or...
    ....A few sneezy bois

    • @ironicmanx9886
      @ironicmanx9886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ocean Man with muskets

    • @rydyly1734
      @rydyly1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sneezie boys with boom boom sticks

    • @oceanman3804
      @oceanman3804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan Dy-Liacco lol yeah, evil dead vibes

    • @JRSRLN
      @JRSRLN 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd kms

    • @kingsimba7983
      @kingsimba7983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You stole the name I wanted.

  • @Trollvolk
    @Trollvolk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Interesting how every ancient society with high mathematical skills and a relation to atronomics had their human sacrifices. Humans are strange... and cruel.

    • @sluggie1018
      @sluggie1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just because egyptians and the aztecans did it doesn't mean it's 'every'. islamic influence tried to reduce human sacrifice to neighboring areas and it was very developed in mathematics and astronomy during its golden age, which predated the time of the aztecan peak. humans are strange, cruel, and loves to jump to conclusions.

    • @Trollvolk
      @Trollvolk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not really a conclusion, more of a thinking process.
      You are right if you say that there are other cultures who didn't participate in this form of religious practices. for exemple Grenada, a town with more libraries and universities than any other, with streetlanterns.
      But on the other hand, they build no pyramids and we're not in to polytheism and stars like other cultures. Babylonians, germanic and cleric tribes, mayans, people from the andes. Etc.
      I know that it is a similarity and not a conclusion.

    • @Trollvolk
      @Trollvolk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So the things are stars, polytheism.... Although old Testament t has its human sacrifices too. Aaaand pyramids, advanced architecture

    • @subsamadhi4124
      @subsamadhi4124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Humanity went through long periods of time when knowledge was limited. Even today there are millions of people who believe in a fantasy book thst was written thousands of years ago. We havent moved forward much.

    • @donovansilva63
      @donovansilva63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Human sacrifices still happen...just in a more "modern" way...food for thought

  • @b.r.holmes6365
    @b.r.holmes6365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This may be my favorite line of any historical documentary ever.
    "What really drew the community together was public human sacrifice." Around 1:45

  • @tinyturtwig7944
    @tinyturtwig7944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Enemy: your empire is a joke
    Aztec: oh yeah? Eat your heart out

    • @terrrario1014
      @terrrario1014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Before they eat yours.

    • @edggge2242
      @edggge2242 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spain***********

  • @feliscatusgaming3158
    @feliscatusgaming3158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Teacher: describe the Aztec culture.
    Me: cannibalism with extra steps

    • @soundwavefantasy
      @soundwavefantasy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not really, there is more on aztecs than brutal traditions, i.e. they were some of the most clean and organized pre-hispanic civilizations

    • @feliscatusgaming3158
      @feliscatusgaming3158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@soundwavefantasy exactly, extra steps

    • @soundwavefantasy
      @soundwavefantasy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feliscatusgaming3158 Not really, again

    • @feliscatusgaming3158
      @feliscatusgaming3158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The point is, I'm making a joke

    • @Randomguy41639
      @Randomguy41639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd give you a B at least lol

  • @damndoublehomicide5425
    @damndoublehomicide5425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    0:45 when your mom wants you to take a picture with your cousins

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SisterTea TEA SISTER IS MY AUNTS RESTURANT
      U COPIED
      THAT IS LIKE 2000

    • @nickcam_
      @nickcam_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MinecrafterAlex she had that name for 1 year
      My aunts restaurant is 19 years

    • @slimjiterry
      @slimjiterry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SisterTea I don't get it

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MinecrafterAlex who doesn’t know wut to say

  • @channel08
    @channel08 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m an Aztec fundamentalist who lives in the Mexican desert and I still practice all these rituals with a constant influx of bodies the cartels bring me, they participate too

    • @Elapidae89
      @Elapidae89 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oddly enough I believe you.

    • @haideng1710
      @haideng1710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bless you

    • @cristinamz2137
      @cristinamz2137 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Elapidae89 For real. Same here. The cartels are just as brutal as the ancient Aztecs.

  • @gkvscq
    @gkvscq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    When you always sacrifice to your gods but they yeet on you and let Spanish invade

    • @bobbythoms2078
      @bobbythoms2078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Typical Caliber Many of them refused to fight because they thought the Spanish were gods

    • @charliechuckles2218
      @charliechuckles2218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bobby Thoms Europeans were considered gods everywhere they went

    • @Ahhh714
      @Ahhh714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bobbythoms2078
      Not the case with Tenochtitlan. Many began to be weary of the Spaniards, and by most accounts they killed Montezuma (closest figure to a diety) for being a puppet of the Spaniards; although it really was against his will.

    • @nathanbarraza2093
      @nathanbarraza2093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobbythoms2078 that's actually true.
      Its not a question I'm saying you are right.

    • @TrenElZombie
      @TrenElZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually there are a lot of versions some said that Moctezuma was killed by cortez himself with a sword. And pissed more the population

  • @awpenheimer1396
    @awpenheimer1396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    People hated the Spaniards for bringing a culture to an end but I always believed the Aztecs weren't very good people

    • @saritanavarrete
      @saritanavarrete 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Puipuia Hmar Spaniards were not good people either. The Queen and the King used to killed those people who didn’t want to convert into Catholicism

    • @nelsoninteriano6640
      @nelsoninteriano6640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@saritanavarrete yeah but Compared to what was done before its better

    • @wailin4192
      @wailin4192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      They didn't kill people who wouldn't convert in the Spanish Inquisition, they would torture people who lied about their faith to undermine Spanish society, this happened on a much lower scale than most think.

    • @mohals1790
      @mohals1790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Wailin low scale????? What about the killing of Muslims that were in Andalusia because they were just not Crishtians read history bro and never talk about what happend in inquisitions or try to justify it and the methods and ways of killing was way worst then the Aztecs at least they just used a dagger

    • @bisacool7339
      @bisacool7339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Both sides of the spectrum has wars on their own. Now move along snowflake, we have a 21st century to enjoy.

  • @DocsDota
    @DocsDota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    "Wouldn't it be nice if Europeans never invaded and colonized the new world?"
    *Aztec sacrifices in 2020*

    • @jrojas961
      @jrojas961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Mostly likely it would’ve been abolished just as slavery in Europe and in the United States

    • @RyuusanFT86
      @RyuusanFT86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@jrojas961 Yeah, seeing the middle east and their dumpster fire of laws to this day- I don't find that happening because it's religious.

    • @jrojas961
      @jrojas961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jack Carbine nah it would’ve been abolished

    • @jrojas961
      @jrojas961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yuu Takemiya but we are talking about taking out a dudes heart for a sun that definitely something that could of been abolished

    • @georgebrady5369
      @georgebrady5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jack Carbine to this day? Are u stupid? I guess its sarcasm.

  • @emm_rinrin3117
    @emm_rinrin3117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It was actually very rare for priests or anyone to eat the hearts. They only did on very special occasions, maybe once a year, at most.

  • @cloudiifluff4486
    @cloudiifluff4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    16 and 17 sacrifices: Mainly people
    2018 sacrifices: *GRAPES*

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019: *TIME*

  • @triangulum8869
    @triangulum8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    People: *brutally sacrificing and cannibalizing people*
    Gods: yo wtf we didnt ask you to do this

    • @sirawitmangmee7417
      @sirawitmangmee7417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Aztecs:We​ say​ we​ sacrifice today

    • @winchesterchua3311
      @winchesterchua3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The gods in 1519: We've had enough of this. Send the Spanish.

    • @jamesburke1039
      @jamesburke1039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Could say the same thing about burning witches and heretics at the stake and killing innocent people via the Inquisition. Not to the mention Roman gladiators, Viking rituals, etc..

    • @patriciaarellano7416
      @patriciaarellano7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      USA maked the samething, or do you have forgotten their american history?. all of you kill brutally too the natives, dont be hypocrites, was a butcher, the worst of europe cames to america, THE REAL AMERICAN ARE THE NATIVES

    • @brentfisher902
      @brentfisher902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@patriciaarellano7416 What do we want? Human sacrifice! When do we want it? 2021!

  • @JatVik
    @JatVik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    These were the hobbies of the pre-internet era

  • @RoastOfEmpires
    @RoastOfEmpires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    it's wild to see everyone saying Columbus and the Spanish would be tried for crimes against humanity, and everyone just ignores this kind of behavior.

    • @georgeskanderbeg3242
      @georgeskanderbeg3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hypocrites

    • @nomecreona3829
      @nomecreona3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The black legend, you know. All a bunch of lies

    • @reyj2532
      @reyj2532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sacrifices were done to willing war heros, you are taking the video as complete fact as if it's not known that the colonists would try to make other cultures seem like demons to make themselves look like saints, the people you are idolizing are the same people who would stone philosophers to death because they had a will of their own

    • @RoastOfEmpires
      @RoastOfEmpires 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reyj2532 i'm not idolizing anyone
      I'm just pointing out the short-sighted nature of current progressives who use the immoral past of a country as a reason it needs to be overthrown

    • @nedmode9412
      @nedmode9412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are you ignorant?

  • @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man
    @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    *eating human heart
    Dora: yum yum yum yum yum,
    Delicioso!

  • @lawabiding9152
    @lawabiding9152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Heart surgery speed run

    • @catwiffhat4274
      @catwiffhat4274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Surgeon Simulator 1519

    • @idsfxtm5759
      @idsfxtm5759 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evan Tarnowski hhhhh

    • @mariussveberg2245
      @mariussveberg2245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@catwiffhat4274 I would back that in kickstarter in a "heartbeat"

  • @Sergeant_Alan
    @Sergeant_Alan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I wanted to visit those temples.

    • @Sergeant_Alan
      @Sergeant_Alan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Ridha Gherri I wasn't born when that happened, but now it's safe.

    • @emmanuelduran3801
      @emmanuelduran3801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They were destroyed by the spaniards when they conquered tenochtitlan and used the stones to build the cathedral that stands today. They no longer exist but in the museo de antropologia you can see the foundation of the piramid

    • @__JJN__
      @__JJN__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I went last year they're pretty cool

    • @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt
      @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joel Nunez yes they are.

    • @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt
      @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sergeant Alan did you ever go to the temples

  • @jegsdinogod5091
    @jegsdinogod5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "We sacrifice lives and ourselves to appease the Gods!"
    Gods: "All my friends keep killing themselves......"

  • @jacktheflipper3591
    @jacktheflipper3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Aztec,we sacrifice humans and eat them we rule the world
    Spaniards, cough cough cough
    THE END

    • @laura.montoro
      @laura.montoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Many other tribes and cultures,sacrifice People to!

    • @Polones12
      @Polones12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @acetakeoff2109
      @acetakeoff2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crazy how Spanish did Al dat just to give the USA and Canada to England,Germany and dutch 😂

    • @luisacastrejon1658
      @luisacastrejon1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was not only the Spaniards

    • @charmingman20
      @charmingman20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aztecs eat humans not for cruelty they did it just for survive

  • @ackyi8958
    @ackyi8958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    *AZTEC SUES FORTNITE FOR COPYING BATTLE ROYALE*

    • @rochi343
      @rochi343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God damn that was cringey

    • @phantomderp834
      @phantomderp834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minecraft hunger games sues Aztecs

    • @phantomderp834
      @phantomderp834 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Willem DaFuckedUp yes

    • @alikhidzam3749
      @alikhidzam3749 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Willem DaFuckedUp tbh that's the reason I play it , But I play more single player games now

  • @memebox6895
    @memebox6895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    BUT CHOCOLATE. THEY MADE CHOCOLATE. I DONT CARE HOW BLOODTHIRSTY THEY WERE, THEY MADE CHOCOLATE!

    • @donovansilva63
      @donovansilva63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      True...the sun god blessed its rays to the cacao trees, and crops so choclate could be invented.

    • @smorgastarta4205
      @smorgastarta4205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ben Studios 230
      The chocolate they did were like coffee but much bitter. Extra Dark^4 chocolate

    • @memebox6895
      @memebox6895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guys I know they used spices instead of sugar but they created the idea of chocolate.

    • @goblinbastard603
      @goblinbastard603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Studios 230 i agree

    • @ruzek115
      @ruzek115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah but their chocholate wasnt sweet at all cuz sugar wasnt there

  • @realitywithmj4334
    @realitywithmj4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    imagine being in line, "you can go ahead, no sir after you"

  • @betelgeuse4a
    @betelgeuse4a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "Aztec sacrifice"
    *"AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!"*
    *AAAAYAYAYAAYAAA*

    • @danieltanuwijaya7675
      @danieltanuwijaya7675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I knew there's gonna be a JoJo comment somewhere.

    • @tapatiolays4174
      @tapatiolays4174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i knew there was gonna be that after watching season 3 of it

    • @alfhatirramadhan3742
      @alfhatirramadhan3742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Finnaly i find a jojo comment

    • @brandonvistan7444
      @brandonvistan7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their music must have been insane.

    • @abyss8695
      @abyss8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finally saw a jojo reference

  • @ElCampeador99
    @ElCampeador99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Mexicans were very metal back then.

    • @leofelix3019
      @leofelix3019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Iron Revenant 3:09 Cannibal corpse first album cover

    • @aulerius1922
      @aulerius1922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mexicans were also European.

    • @gwuapo_4573
      @gwuapo_4573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they weren't Mexicans, almost all aztecs people wiped out, when the spanish came along they brought settelers which later became the mexican people, is very rare if u had Aztec blood in your DNA since the Sapanish and the Aztecs didn't go along and definitely didn't mate

    • @trollgeneral6624
      @trollgeneral6624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gwuapo_4573 what you said was so inaccurate , it's stupid. You must be an American lol. The real name for the aztecs are the Mexicans. Aztecs were not wiped out at all. Mexicans have native American ancestry from the aztecs, mayans, olmecs. That's why they have brown skin. Europeans make a small percentage of the mexican population.

    • @trollgeneral6624
      @trollgeneral6624 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aulerius1922 they were? How?

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Aztecs: sacrifice cute animal
    Spaniards: ES HORA DE EXTERMINAR

    • @MyViolador
      @MyViolador 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Midas No es nuestra culpa que sus sistemas inmunes no lo soportaran

    • @thecommentsuperhero8578
      @thecommentsuperhero8578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zeusylicous9944 wat?

    • @vanz681
      @vanz681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      zeus ylicous Bruh...

    • @1tems
      @1tems 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zeusylicous9944
      sorry i dont speak doulingo

    • @jotatokujogaming4413
      @jotatokujogaming4413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zeusylicous9944 wtf???

  • @wildhoneypie6588
    @wildhoneypie6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My boyfriend: u broke my heart in two
    Me, a indigenous aztec blood: yum! dinners ready

  • @comraderfluff6923
    @comraderfluff6923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    FINLAND will be 101 years old on 2 hours

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    *AlL cUlTuReS ArE bEaUtIfUl*

    • @csababojthy792
      @csababojthy792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100% agree

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Based Imperialism my thoughts exactly. My family history is South American, I take special offense and have a special hatred for these cultures. I’m glad the Aztecs were wiped out, now if only we could do the same to islam

    • @gusl2708
      @gusl2708 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @markkubica7441
      @markkubica7441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Kim jong un
      And even more Muslims are converting to other religions like Catholics,Jews, etc...

    • @minamalak4309
      @minamalak4309 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

  • @juryjerimibautista3714
    @juryjerimibautista3714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    reminds me the movie:
    A P O C A L Y P T O

    • @deathangel273
      @deathangel273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Those were Mayans different civilization

    • @ahmicqui9396
      @ahmicqui9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That movie is completely inaccurate tho

    • @jordymurillo7996
      @jordymurillo7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ahmicqui9396 it's good doe

    • @ahmicqui9396
      @ahmicqui9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jordymurillo7996 yeah, it's very good

    • @charmingman20
      @charmingman20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Apocalypto was Mayan

  • @arielsea9087
    @arielsea9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ecclesiastes 8:9 9 “All of this I have seen, and I applied my heart to every work that has been done under the sun, during the time that man has dominated man to his harm”. This applies to all humans.

  • @azdbor2087
    @azdbor2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Then they made a stone mask that would lead to a British man becoming a vampire

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like that one freaky episode in the original Dark Shadows tv series... O_OI

    • @Gabsboy123
      @Gabsboy123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      AYAYAYAYAY

    • @likho7967
      @likho7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MENACING

    • @yourlocalmoron4832
      @yourlocalmoron4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Finally I have found the Jojo reference

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Aishwarya Ohh, okay thanks..! :)

  • @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin
    @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    So basically Indiana Jones and the temple of doom

    • @whitegradient5182
      @whitegradient5182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tru but in indiana jones its india style

    • @youraveragemalaka3349
      @youraveragemalaka3349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DJ PLAT i was looking for this comment. Glad you spotted it

    • @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin
      @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr.DerpDerpTheDerpyDerp Vincent 7D 13 good point and instead of eating the heart they burn it

    • @HeadsetHead
      @HeadsetHead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the movie your looking for is Apocalypto

    • @AlejandroJSantana
      @AlejandroJSantana 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Aztec 1: Hey look its an
    Aztec 2: lets sacrifice it
    Aztec 1: but you didn-
    Aztec 2: L E T S S A C R I F I C E I T

    • @brentfisher902
      @brentfisher902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why? Because human sacrifice is entertainment, church, and a feast all in a single IC package. Kills 3 birds with one stone.

    • @Axxxel_in_Harlem
      @Axxxel_in_Harlem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brentfisher902 Go get sacrificed then

  • @mistersandwich0034
    @mistersandwich0034 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    other tribe: “hey iron man, aztecs been hard on us. wanna team up?”
    cortez: “sure”

  • @ADRay1999
    @ADRay1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    *Their version of the Hunger Games*

    • @comraderfluff6923
      @comraderfluff6923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well they wont be hungry if they ate the hearts
      Dont R/whoosh me

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why bold

    • @dagothur76839
      @dagothur76839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Vita The Doggo r/wrongsubreddit

    • @dabruh8212
      @dabruh8212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #1 victory royale

    • @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt
      @AndresRodriguez-fs1pt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Dalton Ray no

  • @aroraptor7550
    @aroraptor7550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Spanish: Hola amigo
    Aztecs: GIMME YOUR HEART
    Spanish: Despacito (Translation: THOU SHALL DIE)
    Aztecs: NOUUU
    Spanish: *SNEEZE OF DOOM*
    Aztecs: Death

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wat

    • @aaronpredum9907
      @aaronpredum9907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ItsAlice Playz r/woooosh

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pretty realistic

    • @edwintobar9433
      @edwintobar9433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ItsAlice Playz r/wooosh

    • @p_he
      @p_he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ItsAlice Playz yeah and it's an unfunny joke.

  • @ilovehegel
    @ilovehegel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Do a video on the Bob Semple tank

    • @ConjointVR
      @ConjointVR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

    • @kg4ckr
      @kg4ckr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      B I G B O B

    • @KhrisIvanov
      @KhrisIvanov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah yes the USSR using flintlocks and Bob Semple tanks.

    • @dearleader6789
      @dearleader6789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I will post a video of me eating canned boiled peanuts if they do a video on the Bob Semple tank

    • @justanrandomfranceflagthat8516
      @justanrandomfranceflagthat8516 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *fAck*

  • @gazof-the-north1980
    @gazof-the-north1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I find the Aztecs fascinating!

    • @Gaberme_180
      @Gaberme_180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Radal: watdefok

  • @flyer_452official9
    @flyer_452official9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Aztec: WE HAVE A GOD OF WAR !!!
    Spain: cute

  • @redraven9566
    @redraven9566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    He can you do The Australian army in World war 2???

    • @レム-b7l5x
      @レム-b7l5x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is basically the same video just imagine it's the 20th century

    • @Daniel-hk9up
      @Daniel-hk9up 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @just a random internet user very hot island

    • @RaulGomez-ic6ob
      @RaulGomez-ic6ob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @just a random internet user
      Something not real

    • @oldschoolhoxton8843
      @oldschoolhoxton8843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Daniel-hk9up and everything wants to kill you

    • @henriksandstad480
      @henriksandstad480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @10,000 subscriber with no video please??? r/wooosh

  • @Neeraj_013
    @Neeraj_013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Thanks spain

    • @duck5304
      @duck5304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      d neeraj yep i can’t thank the spanish enough

    • @gildardopaniagua2343
      @gildardopaniagua2343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You can thank Spain for being responsible for one of the best countries in the world

    • @Kyo-kf6jf
      @Kyo-kf6jf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      >Implying things like the Spanish Inquisition never happened and other fucked up stuff before, during and after their conquests.
      So much for being so "civilized", uh.

    • @342Rodry
      @342Rodry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Kyo-kf6jf learn about the spanish inquisition, you are thinking about the french inquisition.

    • @justajarofalfredosauce389
      @justajarofalfredosauce389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Spain is terrible

  • @macias7125
    @macias7125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If this is what my Aztec ancestors did on a daily basis, then I'm glad that the Spanish came and took over