I feel like city tracks don't have a lot of shortcuts, so I'm glad Vancouver has 4 shortcuts (we don't talk about the little one). What are your thoughts on city tracks in mario kart?
Not a big fan of them--they're largely indistinct as courses and never feel very fun, although roughly half of them are visually beautiful. Not LA though, that hideous track somehow looks better than this city irl.
@@tengu5628 it was a joke. The joke was that I said pro even though I said that it was more pro to say professional than pro. Why can’t I make a joke without getting attacked? You’re probably gonna defend yourself by saying “well it was a bad joke”. People always use that as a comeback, I don’t know why. And for the one who asked: I don’t need permission to speak, this is a TH-cam comment section.
@@Shortcat321i think the shy guy was also an professional, at the end his profession is literally blocking everyone's path so only a professional could stop another
I feel like an idiot... I finally know his YT shorts name has a Meaning "Shroomlesshortcat" is a Shroomless shortcut referen- i'm so dumb (no i'm not hating myself)
I feel like city tracks don't have a lot of shortcuts, so I'm glad Vancouver has 4 shortcuts (we don't talk about the little one). What are your thoughts on city tracks in mario kart?
FOUR Shortcuts? The "little one" does NOT appreciate this...
Not a big fan of them--they're largely indistinct as courses and never feel very fun, although roughly half of them are visually beautiful.
Not LA though, that hideous track somehow looks better than this city irl.
The music carries all of them
they all suck except like 3
I did the small sort cut
“And now you are a pro”
*Gets hit instantly*
Fun fact: it is more pro to say professional than pro 🪑
Edit: Why can’t I make a joke without being attacked by some random guy?
@@blixten635realwho asked
Aww I was gonna say that 😢
@@tengu5628you did
@@tengu5628 it was a joke. The joke was that I said pro even though I said that it was more pro to say professional than pro. Why can’t I make a joke without getting attacked? You’re probably gonna defend yourself by saying “well it was a bad joke”. People always use that as a comeback, I don’t know why.
And for the one who asked: I don’t need permission to speak, this is a TH-cam comment section.
The end made him look very pro
I am a professional mario kart player, of course i would look pro
@@Shortcat321i think the shy guy was also an professional, at the end his profession is literally blocking everyone's path so only a professional could stop another
@@Shortcat321the shy guy destroyed u
@@Shortcat321w pro
Incredible how you noticed the same joke as everyone else!
As someone who lives in Vancouver thanks! I'll be sure to use these short cuts the next time I'm stuck in traffic or need to get somewhere fast!!
Although he forgot the best shortcut, getting on the skytrain. I mean you can skip right to the stadium which is apparently on lap 3!
Never agreed more
That 'Nuh uh' convinceda me
“And now you’re a pro at Vancouver Velocity” gets decimated by shy guy
Yep, that was indeed the obvious joke. Thank goodness everyone rushed to the comments to point it out.
Shortcat: I better NOT see any of you doing this shroomless. Nuh-uh!
Me getting to the grass: Oh shoot, don't forget!
Also me: *does it shroomless*
Definitely likely & relatable scenario lol
bad human
This is a certified Canada moment
And now your a pro at Vancouver velocity (runs into shy guy loosing all momentum)
"Now youre a pro at vancouver feloci-" crashes
Thanks this really helped even though I’m already good at the track😊
“And now you’re a pro at Vancouver Velocity”
*proceeds to get DISCOMBOBULATED by Shy Guy*
oh finally! a shortcut for my hometown. Cant wait to go try this on the road
Useful guide as always~
‘’and now you are a pro.’’ PROCEEDS TO OBLITERATED BY SHY GUY
Bro the end killed me 😂 “now your a pro” gets hit lol
The music on this level is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That was the best « nuh uh » i’ve ever hear
just got the dlc and I'm so happy
Ah yes, definitely I'm a pro when I hit a shy guy (as always good video)
“Now your a pro at-“ *famous last words*
“and now you’re a pro” (hits the shy guy) 💀
Wow! Amazing!
Let’s go back to the shortcut vids!!
I tried to do the second shortcut without even knowing it existed and now I know that you can by avoiding the water completely
And now you're a pro on vancouver velocity *proceeds to get hit
His city!
Love your videos
The "NUH UH" LMFAO
i'm always too distracted by this track's amazing music to do any shortcuts
Bold of you to assume I am even capable of doing shroomless shortcuts!
We need to see waluigi pinball 🤡🤡🤡
Yeah
"bUT tHEre ARER nO shORtCuTs oN waluigi pinball"🤡🤡
@@noahblack914 that's the joke
@@noahblack914thats the whole joke
What about the gated incline before the S turn in the woods-thought you could use the incline as a ramp with a turbo boost to jump the gap.
The track Mario kart says is my favorite
Heres a video challenge idea;
Try to cross the finish line with 0 coins left
good idea
love your video
Then nun-uh got me
0:23 was so funny
vancouver velocity is so cool i wish canada was real
As a Vancouver resident I agree we don't exist
@@Hot_Jannet as a canadian myself i can also verify that i do not exist either
If shortcat find you shortcutring shrommless, he'll make you play a race without any shortcuts
ill do the shortcat shroomless, you cant stop me
I have never seen Shortcat get so angry before 😾
Yep a pro definitely man
I feel like an idiot... I finally know his YT shorts name has a Meaning
"Shroomlesshortcat" is a Shroomless shortcut referen- i'm so dumb
(no i'm not hating myself)
Vancouver velocity? Sounds like Vancouver Canada, where a cubing TH-camr with identical voice and style lives.
Pro on Vancouver
-Insert Shy Guy-
# ProNoMore
On lap 1 when there is that red bridge you can jump over in the air
Video Idea: Can you dodge a blue shell while gliding?
I don’t think so. I think it just makes you fall off the glider
(With a mushroom)
I love shortcat
I just realized something. Everyone of your shortcut shorts ends with you running into something.
that was just a even more hidden shortcut at the end guys, don't make fun of him
This is every shortcut on Sweet Sweet Canyon
Get a thousand mushrooms 📝📝📝 Got it!
I am going to take the second shortcut on Vancouver velocity in mario kart
dear, Johnathan Permutation,
What’s your pb average in 3x3?
nahhhh bc shortcat didn't just forget the "oof"
Could you make a short video only about unworthy shortcats? Pleeeeease
What are your thoughts on the new Wave 6 tracks?
Cool!!!!😊😊😊😊
There is a shortcut on lap 1 (200cc) in the bridge
can you do every shortcut on bangkok rush. its been like 6 months and i still dont know how to drive it lol.
Do the maxiumum traction combo
The first cut I did online but I missed the glider and lost SO MUCH TIME 😢😢😢
Youre Canada right? Is this what Vancouver looks like
Everytime he ends with “pro” he hits something 😭
what do you think for the new courses
pls sombody count how many commets there is about him saying now your a pro at vancouver velocity
Didn’t you already do this one
forgot the "oof" at the end 😰
“Mushroom through the grass” Sorry, can’t touch grass.
What about trick of the tree and cut off 2 laps of the track shortcut?
If your not calling the tiny shortcat my little Johnson or little D we have a problem
me who has safe driving on: what’s a shortcut
quick question, where do i find all the character and vehicle stats
Blud but which shortcuts shall i use in time trials?
Me wondering if there is a way to skip all the item boxes in Mario Kart Tour just so I can use the shortcuts:
Why not shroomless? It helps
what's a mini-turbo trick?
What about the beginning shortcut
"Nah-ah"
.......HMMMMPH BUT HOW MANY OF THEM ARE IN TOUR, THO
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the tiny one. but he better not catch you doing it shroomless!!! nuh-uh.
The intro says “every shortcat”
Why does 200 Cc people use mushroom on starting
YUH HUH
I feel like modern racing games have really stretched the meaning of “shortcut”
Hello Permless Jcat
day4 can you do a guide for competitive Mario kart for beginners?
Pretty sure he does, it's just not a short
@@noahblack914I mean like a full guide
Ok
I miss jperm😢
Are you j perm??? Is your name dylan
Why are you called shortcat321? You used to be called shroomlessshortcat
You find shortcuts that aren’t even made to be shortcuts
“shortcat” 💀
You sound like @jperm
shortcat
Pro = professional = get money for playing that map, so you don t have to work
More like every shortcut in OHIO
Jperm??🤨
You writed shortcut
Your now a pro gets hit