Just did a pass thru of the channel, hoping to encounter some fateful findings. I am here….now, and much to my pleasure, I think I’ll double down on this twisted pair.
A breentastic post! May you be rewarded with a fuller understanding of the BCU. Unless that's something you are desperately avoiding. In vvthat case...uh...not.
The "I'm a hacker" thing delights me and drives me up a wall. Why? I'm in IT and I worked with Neil at an architecture firm here in Las Vegas. He was by far the worst person in the office when it came to computer problems. This dude had a knack of going to websites that had 0 day malware. It got to the point where I would ignore his phone calls until I had a big enough window to either fix or replace his PC.
Guys! You missed the most amazing line in the whole movie! Toward the beginning of the movie, in his narration, Breen says, "I joined my country's secret strategic support branch of the defense intelligent agency." Not the "intelligence agency," mind you, but the "INTELLIGENT agency." Pure gold.
I have a theory: The film is called Double Down. That’s something you do when things aren’t going great, but you’re convinced you’re doing the right thing, even when it’s failing. The main character is clearly nuts. I think Neil knows this - consciously or subconsciously, that’s another matter. But this movie is a meditation on madness. It’s Neil’s Taxi Driver.
@@Jupiter-TWe will never know, because I'm pretty sure Neil is just a shaved ape suffering from lead poisoning, furiously typing away on broken laptops believing he is writing Shakespearian level screen plays, while in reality he's more like a toddler nephew you give a controller that isn't plugged in so he believes he's also playing a video game. When the cast shows up on set, he hands everyone a blank ream of paper, and when asked what it's for, he says, "that's the script", which explains why none of the actors know what's going on either...
You guys are so right to point out how chronically insecure he is. He is clearly a 50 something flabby old man, and he only casts average and gross looking men, but every woman is perfect looking and doesn’t wear a bra. In his other movie they show him as a child with a girl who is the same age as him, then shows them as present day adults. She is about 29/30 and he is in his 50s but he thinks they look the same age. She looks like she could be his daughter and it’s so gross. And what’s with the early 90’s Seinfeld hair?
Neil says that he met his fiancee, his "soulmate" when he was 7? The problem is, he is so old, his fiancee's mother hadn't even been born at that point. After I recuperated from the asthma attack I had the first time i saw this because i laughed so hard, i subscribed!
spitfire 01 You may be joking, but literally the first day I heard of Neil Breen I posted a sarcastic comment on one of his movies’ trailers (not his upload of it) and he responded with links to buy the dvds and “Enjoy!” I look forward to my symbiotic relationship with a true artificial intelligence.
Guys. Have you even WATCHED THE MOVIE???!!!! It's obvious why he keeps looking at his satellite dishes. He's a CYBORG enhanced by secret government bio-chips! He can see the stream of information AS IT'S BEING COLLECTED by the satellite dish. Neel Breen does not dumb down his movie for the casual moviegoer, you just DON'T GET IT! Watch a couple more times, make notes, study the movie. Gems are revealed under rigorous scrutiny.
Double Down is epic. It's his best. It's got that extremely weird & incomprehensible feel just like David Lynch's 'Lost Highway' -- It's basically 'Lost Highway' made by a paranoid schizophrenic with the lowest budget. Lol. And yes. Just like Lost Highway, it gets weirder & better each time u watch it all the while somehow making more sense. It's pure Breenius!
C’mon Brian, when Neil is setting up his portable command center at around 14:50 he is adjusting the quadphonic, transductal, hydroquatum, molecular, electromagnetic, programmable matter transmitter, duh Brian, how’d you not get that. 😂😂😂 Brian and Kyle if y’all see this, I have been a huge fan for a while now and y’all are awesome. You gentlemen have got me through some rough times as I’ve told ya before and I just wanted to thank you again. Y’all are hilarious and have an excellent format. Cannot wait for episode 10,000, may your show see twice that many episodes and bring joy to folk for many years.
*makes millions of dollars doing government jobs, proceeds to give all the money away to children, drive the shabbiest looking mercedes benz ever and eat tuna out the can.*
I feel like if he was a deviant art oc he'd choose a more "visually and artistically pleasing" form. Why go with weathered lizard? Who knows, maybe he's 3nlight3n3d enough to know what true beauty is@
Dustin Newman Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet to disguise himself as Neil Breen to prove humanity that he is the one of the true gods of the universe along with Nic Cage.
Fateful Findings is what my AP teacher would call "magical realism," but all of his other movies are "magical Breenalism" in which the world revolves around Neil Breen and he is usually a superior Breeing.
BTW, I'm just curious... has anyone actually seen the pages of a Neil Breen screenplay in real life? Does one actually exist for real? I'm of the theory that Neil's formula to creating a movie is simply to come up with a loose plot, kind of like Cliffs Notes of a plot, without ANY sort of dialogue or anything for his actors to memorize, then simply tells them what to say on the spot the day of the shoot. No one in his movies is required to actually rehearse or memorize any lines, because none actually exist up until the day of shooting. His movies are great because they seem to be made up as he went along. It's amazing.
I totally freaked when I got this notification because I've been binge watching neil breen movie reviews for three part 3 days....I thought I was dreaming this as my last TH-cam search was "double down reviews". btw I'm a new subscriber and I love you guys, yall put so much effort in by covering so many details....but let me shut up so I can listen to you guys...I have an hour of comedic bliss waiting for me. THANK YOU GUYS!!
You have to complete the saga and do I Am Here................... Now! You have to spread Neil Breen/Gods gospel so all the ignorant and all the others left in the twilight will understand his genious. The Breen machine is churning more than ever, and it´s a glorious time to be alive. #NeilbeforeBreen
I remember that Joan Osborne song "One of Us", where she talked about what would God look like if he came to earth. I never knew he would arrive in the form of a man who has bologna tits and hates laptops.
Just out of curiosity did either of you fellas ever attend film school? I'm quite impressed with your knowledge and love being entertained while educated!
@@TheGagafan666 I mean, he has a TH-cam channel-so obviously he spends at least a little bit of time on here…and he 100% seems like the type of person that regularly does searches of their own name. So I believe there’s actually a decent chance he saw it!🤣🤷♀️
It's kinda funny that this is probably the most professionally shot Breen flick. This looks like something you'd see in an obscure underground theatre - I am Here.........Now and the other ones look sorta like they're made for TH-cam.
I can't really compare, I haven't seen them in their entirety, but these films have a very surrealistic vibe, a little bit like those very bad, underground Christian films from decades ago. Not only that, but the lack of money put into these movies makes the world feel empty and ominous, which might have been voluntary but again, it's Neil Breen, the symbolism doesn't make sense anyway...
Twilit_Sheik I think it’s because there is no other way they would be cast as anyone at all in a proper film, let alone the main character. If you have Amazon Prime, look up Geovanni Molina. Exact same thing, except he’s a little bit younger. Equally terrible movies, though, I would say.
Most of the time if a good director wants to be in a their movie, they will have a supporting role or cameo, (Mel brooks, Quentin tarrintino, Taika Waititi) when they cast themselves as the hero, it usually come out bad (see Kenneth Branagh)
Magdalena Lowczynska To be a fair you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy Neil Breen films. This is Breens universe so learn to live in it or be smited.
38:50 From Google: "A gram is just one-twenty-eighth of an ounce. Yet in comprising up to one trillion spores, a gram of anthrax powder has vast potential to kill. If a lethal dose is estimated conservatively at 10,000 microscopic spores, then a gram in theory could cause about 100 million deaths" It would take about 80 grams to wipe humanity, so his massive bag is kind of overkill, by a few thousands time!
I found the movie on TH-cam and I watched it and I had no idea what was goin on and could not focus WHATSOEVER. ONLY PART I REMEMBER WAS NEIL BREEN SCREAMING AND RUNNING DOWN A MOUNTAIN. (I started crying I was laughing so hard)
Guys, you know what this means! It's time for you to review the only Breen film you haven't done yet, MY personal favorite: "I Am Here.... Now."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love how he uses SLIGHTLY different words to define the tropes he's using in his movies and he uses the same alternative words over and over and over again, from the "force shield" in this movie to Kade's "superior powers" in Twisted Pair.
Well, judging by the themes of his movies, I think he's committed to find the truth or fight corruption at any costs, even if the risks are extreme(mostly because of mercury poisoning from all the canned tuna he eats) XD
I honestly didn't think the prostitute he talked to was the same woman who distracted the fake-moustache dude. After all, when we're told she was killed later on, he says, "The CIA just lost a good agent". And also, the woman he talked to on the phone sounded like he hired an elderly neighbor or someone to do the VO. Good grief, what am I doing? I'm trying to make sense of a Neil Breen film!
lots of prostitutes/escorts and created fake ones from the get go labour for the intelligence deps of the earth land areas. This is especially common in Las Vegas and Hollywood. Have a look into what happened with Heath ledger last few nights/night he was assinated if you are curious. Its only a minor interesting thing but yeah it happens a lot.
The breenivers idea makes a weird amount of sense. Double down brean hired a prostitute to run over fateful findings brean and leave the stone of power in his possession (the stone consistently changes form). And I am here.... Now brean used his power to travel to the fifth dimension to summon pass thru brean to clean the world to stop an unknown alternate clone brean who is to powerful and wants to control the world illuminati style. But he couldn't because you can't just kill Neil Brean. So they have to team up to kill evil Brean using the stone. And double down Brean is like the nick fury of this universe who brings everyone together using his government contacts because how else would he know about aliens.
20:12 the laptops aren't off, they're sleep, and he keeps the brightness on the lowest possible le setting because the luminescence they omit disturb his ocular bio-chemical implants.
I needed some comfort food to pass the time while out sick from work/recovering from a nasty cold and cough. Well, laughing so much only sets off more coughing fits!!! But will I stop? NooooOOOOOoooo!! Love you guys.
Great review guys - if you ever come to Las Vegas I'll be happy to take you on a Neil Breen tour so you can see where these wonderful scenes were filmed haha.
56:15 bothers me every time I rewatch this. Neil is reaching for a tiny antenna attached to the train. He flicks it and sees it's attached and it happy with that
Crackpot theory here: In this video they mention how many of Neil Breen's movies involve alien or cyborg-type main characters who become somewhat more human over the course of the movie (somewhat). I wonder if Neil is aware that he perceives the world differently than the people around him. He probably doesn't think himself delusional like a lot of people do, but maybe he realizes that there's a big gap there. People joke that he's an alien who's trying to imitate humans, but... maybe that's kind of how he feels in some way??
Neil was an editor on this film as well as the Lane guy. So looks like they worked on the editing together. He needed to make sure it was "Breen" enough for sure. lol
After my 27th viewing I've decided that the funniest line in this whole review goes to Kyle: "Does it only work on head shit"? Brian does not give him the laugh he deserves for that non sense. Well played sir.
Hope this makes up for being jerks. :) We had a lot of fun filming this one.
Good Bad or Bad Bad You're still hack frauds. I'm going to hack you guys with my laptops.
Big Boss while eating Tuna
As long as you use 4 of them. And they're from the 90's. And you never turn them on.
Good Bad or Bad Bad Oh hell yeah!
Good Bad or Bad Bad you guys should be on snapchat
Just did a pass thru of the channel, hoping to encounter some fateful findings. I am here….now, and much to my pleasure, I think I’ll double down on this twisted pair.
th-cam.com/video/C8wQdLA6pdc/w-d-xo.html
Nods in approval
Thank you 🙏
A breentastic post! May you be rewarded with a fuller understanding of the BCU.
Unless that's something you are desperately avoiding. In vvthat case...uh...not.
Having read this comment, I am now free. Of PTSD.
*Get out.*
The "I'm a hacker" thing delights me and drives me up a wall. Why?
I'm in IT and I worked with Neil at an architecture firm here in Las Vegas. He was by far the worst person in the office when it came to computer problems. This dude had a knack of going to websites that had 0 day malware. It got to the point where I would ignore his phone calls until I had a big enough window to either fix or replace his PC.
You worked with Neil Breen? What was he like as a person?
Epic if true.
Does he smell funny?
My god....
You were in the presence of....the Breen
Please tell us more weird stuff about him!
Neil Breen's scream of anguish at his fiance's death sounds like him climaxing.
@Mr. Ishmael
That's because he was.
xen0bia hey now
@Mr Ishmael You look at that face and listen to that scream and tell me how he wasn't... xD
xen0bia he definitely grabbed vag
She went, he came.
Something tells me Neil Breen's movies are the result of mercury poisoning from all that tuna
So, that means that everything we saw from the past decade is just a dying man's fever dream?
"Thats alot of fish"
Tuna probably has enough selenium that mercury poisoning will be prevented at least to a degree.
"He has the best ballsack" - Rich Evans
"This movie is nothing but stuff." - Rich Evans
You gotta have the best to know the best, Rich... 😏
Roses are red
These memes are dank
I am now resigning
As President of The Bank
Guys! You missed the most amazing line in the whole movie! Toward the beginning of the movie, in his narration, Breen says, "I joined my country's secret strategic support branch of the defense intelligent agency." Not the "intelligence agency," mind you, but the "INTELLIGENT agency." Pure gold.
I have a theory:
The film is called Double Down. That’s something you do when things aren’t going great, but you’re convinced you’re doing the right thing, even when it’s failing.
The main character is clearly nuts.
I think Neil knows this - consciously or subconsciously, that’s another matter.
But this movie is a meditation on madness.
It’s Neil’s Taxi Driver.
Yeah, I mean, is the shiny rock ever shown to actually do anything? Or is it just a delusional fixation by the main character?
@@Jupiter-TWe will never know, because I'm pretty sure Neil is just a shaved ape suffering from lead poisoning, furiously typing away on broken laptops believing he is writing Shakespearian level screen plays, while in reality he's more like a toddler nephew you give a controller that isn't plugged in so he believes he's also playing a video game. When the cast shows up on set, he hands everyone a blank ream of paper, and when asked what it's for, he says, "that's the script", which explains why none of the actors know what's going on either...
32:21 - I think you may have accidentally predicted the plot of "Twisted Pair"
most likely breen watched this video and picked up on these guy's ideas whilst never turning back to thanked them lol.
I love how Neil Breen films turn Brian into a giggling mess.
You guys are so right to point out how chronically insecure he is. He is clearly a 50 something flabby old man, and he only casts average and gross looking men, but every woman is perfect looking and doesn’t wear a bra. In his other movie they show him as a child with a girl who is the same age as him, then shows them as present day adults. She is about 29/30 and he is in his 50s but he thinks they look the same age. She looks like she could be his daughter and it’s so gross.
And what’s with the early 90’s Seinfeld hair?
Boobalopbop I think he’s older than 50-something and his hair is actually a wig.
he's almost 60
to me, she looked old, but well-maintained
Breen may be in his 50s, but his character isn't.
Granted the physical attributes are stark, but Tom Cruise does this kind of thing too.
Neil Breen has a smile that could curdle milk.
‘It kills instantly on contact. He’ll be dead in five minutes!’
Writing contradictions, thy name is Neil Breen!
I love when Fanboyflicks pointed that out in his review, shit was fucking hilarious! 😂
computer medical implants. genius hacker. cant eat tuna from a can without almost dying
I know your comment is a year old, but I am honestly dying. Thanks for making me laugh, stranger.
We have a Gary Stu in our hands.
Richard Gere is a poor man's Neil Breen.
Neil says that he met his fiancee, his "soulmate" when he was 7? The problem is, he is so old, his fiancee's mother hadn't even been born at that point. After I recuperated from the asthma attack I had the first time i saw this because i laughed so hard, i subscribed!
Neil Breen, living in his car and eating nothing but tuna, must smell mighty ripe my friends.
Yep. He looks as if he showers regularly but it's never explained how or when.
Eww
@@markiangooley Tuna juice.
Neil's beloved by kitty cats worldwide!
"If he wants to get in a bag and fuck, he can. He's Neil Breen." FUCKING DEAD!😂
I got into Neil Breen a few days ago, and this was just uploaded. Truly, the real human Breen is looking out for us.
MacAlmighty
You don't get into Neil Breen.
Neil Breen gets into YOU.
spitfire 01 You may be joking, but literally the first day I heard of Neil Breen I posted a sarcastic comment on one of his movies’ trailers (not his upload of it) and he responded with links to buy the dvds and “Enjoy!”
I look forward to my symbiotic relationship with a true artificial intelligence.
You......ENTERED him?
Neil breen- truly he is a Legend.
He eats only tuna because he gave away all his money, but is driving a Mercedes?
Double down is a guy in the desert suffering from mercury poisoning, because he eats nothing but tuna.
I still can't get over how you guys spawned Twisted Pair. The best Neil Breen reviews on the laptop. Done
Guys. Have you even WATCHED THE MOVIE???!!!! It's obvious why he keeps looking at his satellite dishes. He's a CYBORG enhanced by secret government bio-chips! He can see the stream of information AS IT'S BEING COLLECTED by the satellite dish.
Neel Breen does not dumb down his movie for the casual moviegoer, you just DON'T GET IT! Watch a couple more times, make notes, study the movie.
Gems are revealed under rigorous scrutiny.
Yeah !!!!right? I totally agree >:(
KarbinCry this movie ruined my life and thanks to you the movie ruined my life even more
Yes I have a tattoo of Neil Breen and no you can't see it... it's for the ladies.
@bluetrinity haloseven - Surrrrrrrrrrrre, and everybody who works on it has just kept that shit secret all this time
I'm afraid I broke a nail while digging this "gem".
Neil is using the Team Fortress mechanic character to fix his satellite dishes.
I love how they always use "Careless Whisper" in like every episode.
Well it's good that you love it.
FINALLY! I was getting so tired of watching the Pass Thru and Fateful Findings videos over and over and over again.
Double Down is epic. It's his best. It's got that extremely weird & incomprehensible feel just like David Lynch's 'Lost Highway' -- It's basically 'Lost Highway' made by a paranoid schizophrenic with the lowest budget. Lol.
And yes. Just like Lost Highway, it gets weirder & better each time u watch it all the while somehow making more sense. It's pure Breenius!
C’mon Brian, when Neil is setting up his portable command center at around 14:50 he is adjusting the quadphonic, transductal, hydroquatum, molecular, electromagnetic, programmable matter transmitter, duh Brian, how’d you not get that. 😂😂😂
Brian and Kyle if y’all see this, I have been a huge fan for a while now and y’all are awesome. You gentlemen have got me through some rough times as I’ve told ya before and I just wanted to thank you again. Y’all are hilarious and have an excellent format. Cannot wait for episode 10,000, may your show see twice that many episodes and bring joy to folk for many years.
Robert Redford.
1:06:31 rearrange the letter in Haydon Lane and what do you get? HANDY ALONE. Neil is saying he edited the movie by himself 🤯
It’s a secret message! 😳
I love the part where they predict,
as if psychically, the premise to Twisted Pair.😮
Sweet merciful crap, this was HILARIOUS. I laughed so hard I cried and I nearly spewed soda on my monitor twice. This was well worth the wait!
32:30 HOLY SHIT they predicted Twisted Pair! :O
*makes millions of dollars doing government jobs, proceeds to give all the money away to children, drive the shabbiest looking mercedes benz ever and eat tuna out the can.*
Why does Breen in all his films have to be a deviantart oc?
I feel like if he was a deviant art oc he'd choose a more "visually and artistically pleasing" form. Why go with weathered lizard? Who knows, maybe he's 3nlight3n3d enough to know what true beauty is@
Why is his wife clenching her butt when she's supposed to be dead?
Juliana Willis rigor mortis mayhabs
Just going to put a spoiler out there, in avengers infinity war....Thanos is actually Neil Breen. Beware
Dustin Newman Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet to disguise himself as Neil Breen to prove humanity that he is the one of the true gods of the universe along with Nic Cage.
@@snackers199 what if Neil's next film has Nic Cage in it?
@@dragonmaster613 Can we have a Nic Cage/Neil Breen crossover?!? It would be AWESOME!!!!
Fateful Findings is what my AP teacher would call "magical realism," but all of his other movies are "magical Breenalism" in which the world revolves around Neil Breen and he is usually a superior Breeing.
"I know everything. That's more than the government knows." Omfg. I'm so fucking dead.
BTW, I'm just curious... has anyone actually seen the pages of a Neil Breen screenplay in real life? Does one actually exist for real? I'm of the theory that Neil's formula to creating a movie is simply to come up with a loose plot, kind of like Cliffs Notes of a plot, without ANY sort of dialogue or anything for his actors to memorize, then simply tells them what to say on the spot the day of the shoot. No one in his movies is required to actually rehearse or memorize any lines, because none actually exist up until the day of shooting. His movies are great because they seem to be made up as he went along. It's amazing.
Niel "Mary Sue" Breen: don't question it, he can do anything!
I totally freaked when I got this notification because I've been binge watching neil breen movie reviews for three part 3 days....I thought I was dreaming this as my last TH-cam search was "double down reviews". btw I'm a new subscriber and I love you guys, yall put so much effort in by covering so many details....but let me shut up so I can listen to you guys...I have an hour of comedic bliss waiting for me. THANK YOU GUYS!!
You have to complete the saga and do I Am Here................... Now! You have to spread Neil Breen/Gods gospel so all the ignorant and all the others left in the twilight will understand his genious. The Breen machine is churning more than ever, and it´s a glorious time to be alive. #NeilbeforeBreen
The world will know his Breen-ius.
Neil Breen.
You make me heart Breen.
Everything is Neil Breen, Neil Breen
I hope you guys will re-upload your review of "I am here.... now", because that was just fantastic!
Why’s it get taken down?
Did they ever do that one? I’d love to see them cover it but I can’t find it! 😩
@@karnerblue7658 it seems to have been taken down
Plot twist Neal Breen is actually an undercover operative in real life.
Why would his handlers allow him to make movies though?
it's not a Neil breen movie if there isn't back to back repeating dialogue
I remember that Joan Osborne song "One of Us", where she talked about what would God look like if he came to earth.
I never knew he would arrive in the form of a man who has bologna tits and hates laptops.
Apparently powdered anthrax can have as much as a trillion spores per gram. So if 20,000 is a lethal inhalation dose... yeah, that's a lot.
Just out of curiosity did either of you fellas ever attend film school? I'm quite impressed with your knowledge and love being entertained while educated!
Yup. We both technically have film degrees.
Good Bad or Bad Bad Yeah they technically have "film degrees".
Yeah "they" technically "have" film "degrees"
I technically have a degree in Quatum Fisics
"Yea" they "technically" "have" "film degrees" "lol"
Gotta make sure that those invisible bolts are screwed on tight enough.
One of the cameramen is John Mastrogiacomo (Neil's go-to guy), whose name is misspelt in the credits for Double Down.
Yay!!! The video is back up again!!!!!
(Edit: holy crap, I can’t believe how Bryan and Kyle PERFECTLY guessed the setup for Neil’s 5th movie!!!)😱
that's what i was thinking haha, like damn did Neil Breen actually watch this?!
@@TheGagafan666 I mean, he has a TH-cam channel-so obviously he spends at least a little bit of time on here…and he 100% seems like the type of person that regularly does searches of their own name.
So I believe there’s actually a decent chance he saw it!🤣🤷♀️
It's kinda funny that this is probably the most professionally shot Breen flick. This looks like something you'd see in an obscure underground theatre - I am Here.........Now and the other ones look sorta like they're made for TH-cam.
I can't really compare, I haven't seen them in their entirety, but these films have a very surrealistic vibe, a little bit like those very bad, underground Christian films from decades ago. Not only that, but the lack of money put into these movies makes the world feel empty and ominous, which might have been voluntary but again, it's Neil Breen, the symbolism doesn't make sense anyway...
Double Down: amateur movie quality
I Am Here.... Now: youtube sketch quality
Fateful Finding: infocommercial materials
Pass Thru: porn quality
Twisted Pairs: meme
😂
@@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 he's evolving
TWD Tuna While Driving
Party Pooper next time on tuna while driving
Holy shit, when I saw him "screwing in" the Antennae with the wrench, I freakin died laughing!!
32:30
They called the plot to Twisted before we knew anything about it? What?
I came back here to same the same thing 😂😂😂
drinking game: take a shot whenever careless whisper plays in a Good Bad or Bad Bad video
Help! I binge watched a GBorBB playlist, and now the floor is falling.
Additional rule: Take a shot whenever the Price is Right theme or "In The Arms of an Angel" plays in a Good Bad or Bad Bad video.
I may die
Clara S Saying "make a drinking game out of" is old. Thanks for telling us all about this obscure song now its funny.
Ghost Cookie you made no sense.... oh well!
OMG ! I was going to prep to teach a class, but fuck those idiots, it's all in the book anyway, I'm watching this
Best comment ever
Why is it in some bad movies, directors cast themselves as a main character even tho they clearly can't act???
Because narcissism.
@@rabidrabbitshuggers or maybe it's cheaper dumbass
Twilit_Sheik I think it’s because there is no other way they would be cast as anyone at all in a proper film, let alone the main character. If you have Amazon Prime, look up Geovanni Molina. Exact same thing, except he’s a little bit younger. Equally terrible movies, though, I would say.
Most of the time if a good director wants to be in a their movie, they will have a supporting role or cameo, (Mel brooks, Quentin tarrintino, Taika Waititi) when they cast themselves as the hero, it usually come out bad (see Kenneth Branagh)
He will bring her back to life with the shimmy slide....Oh wait that's the wrong movie ....My bad !
I want to learn more about Quatum Fisics! ^_^
Magdalena Lowczynska To be a fair you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy Neil Breen films. This is Breens universe so learn to live in it or be smited.
Neil: mum... is there life after death... dad.... is there a heaven....
Me: *THEY ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF U AS SPIRITS!!!*
When Niel Brein's wife dies, his reaction looks like a hammer fell in in his toe
I've said this before but, Neil resembles my mom lol. He looks like an old women to me lol.
The anthrax, my friend,
Is blowin’ in the wind.
The anthrax is blowin’ in the wind!
Neil Breen looks like a Tibetan fox.
Breen-g it on, bitches.
38:50 From Google:
"A gram is just one-twenty-eighth of an ounce. Yet in comprising up to one trillion spores, a gram of anthrax powder has vast potential to kill. If a lethal dose is estimated conservatively at 10,000 microscopic spores, then a gram in theory could cause about 100 million deaths"
It would take about 80 grams to wipe humanity, so his massive bag is kind of overkill, by a few thousands time!
His acting here is actually amazing compared to the other films.
32:20 Wait, did you folks predict Twisted Pair?
Frank Welker.
I found the movie on TH-cam and I watched it and I had no idea what was goin on and could not focus WHATSOEVER.
ONLY PART I REMEMBER WAS NEIL BREEN SCREAMING AND RUNNING DOWN A MOUNTAIN. (I started crying I was laughing so hard)
Guys, you know what this means! It's time for you to review the only Breen film you haven't done yet, MY personal favorite: "I Am Here.... Now."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE YES
PRAISE BE THE GBorBB GODS!
AMEN! IT'S A MIRACLE!
I love how he uses SLIGHTLY different words to define the tropes he's using in his movies and he uses the same alternative words over and over and over again, from the "force shield" in this movie to Kade's "superior powers" in Twisted Pair.
A bit like Alex Maize's "FBA"
Why the hell is it called Double Down?
Well, judging by the themes of his movies, I think he's committed to find the truth or fight corruption at any costs, even if the risks are extreme(mostly because of mercury poisoning from all the canned tuna he eats) XD
I honestly didn't think the prostitute he talked to was the same woman who distracted the fake-moustache dude. After all, when we're told she was killed later on, he says, "The CIA just lost a good agent". And also, the woman he talked to on the phone sounded like he hired an elderly neighbor or someone to do the VO.
Good grief, what am I doing? I'm trying to make sense of a Neil Breen film!
lots of prostitutes/escorts and created fake ones from the get go labour for the intelligence deps of the earth land areas. This is especially common in Las Vegas and Hollywood. Have a look into what happened with Heath ledger last few nights/night he was assinated if you are curious. Its only a minor interesting thing but yeah it happens a lot.
32:30 They predicted Twisted Pair
The breenivers idea makes a weird amount of sense.
Double down brean hired a prostitute to run over fateful findings brean and leave the stone of power in his possession (the stone consistently changes form). And I am here.... Now brean used his power to travel to the fifth dimension to summon pass thru brean to clean the world to stop an unknown alternate clone brean who is to powerful and wants to control the world illuminati style. But he couldn't because you can't just kill Neil Brean. So they have to team up to kill evil Brean using the stone. And double down Brean is like the nick fury of this universe who brings everyone together using his government contacts because how else would he know about aliens.
20:12 the laptops aren't off, they're sleep, and he keeps the brightness on the lowest possible le setting because the luminescence they omit disturb his ocular bio-chemical implants.
Holy..... Neil Breen, YOU CALLED THE PLOT OF TWISTED PAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Neil Breen could wipe his ass with superman's face. God himself writes stories about him and Zeus asks Neil to fuck his wife.
The whole world saw Neil's Breenbag, and now we all have covid. Coincidence??
Breenbag. 😂
I spat my drink out on numerous occasions during this video, hilarious guys!! the breen machine
Are we sure he's not a 13 year old boy with an old man's body??
This is the best Birthday present I could as for. a review of Double Down by GoodBadorBadBad! :)
We have the same birthday bro!
Kiki Yuyu heeeeey! happy birthday dude! :)
lucky you mine is on the 24th XD
Jacob Jason happy late birthday mate! :)
*Where has this channel been all my life?*
I was not expecting the Neil Breen face in the matrix clip at 31:30. Lol holy crap.
I needed some comfort food to pass the time while out sick from work/recovering from a nasty cold and cough. Well, laughing so much only sets off more coughing fits!!! But will I stop? NooooOOOOOoooo!! Love you guys.
I just want to point out that at 32:30 you guys are basically predicting Breen's current movie.
Neil Breen is Batman. Neil Breen is Jesus. Neil Breen is God.
My favorite stock footage he uses is the dolphins pooping at the camera.
Danny Trejo.
what version of "you're the best around" is that?
He knows everything, yet he kills the wrong guy.
Great review guys - if you ever come to Las Vegas I'll be happy to take you on a Neil Breen tour so you can see where these wonderful scenes were filmed haha.
This seems like a really nice and chill TH-cam channel, you have earned a another sub *boink*
32:30 It's like you predicted the movie "Twisted Pair", or maybe you inspired it?
His new movie is about him having a twin, so maybe he stole your idea about the evil version of him!
TheAlanirvin I was just thinking that XD
56:15 bothers me every time I rewatch this. Neil is reaching for a tiny antenna attached to the train. He flicks it and sees it's attached and it happy with that
Crackpot theory here: In this video they mention how many of Neil Breen's movies involve alien or cyborg-type main characters who become somewhat more human over the course of the movie (somewhat). I wonder if Neil is aware that he perceives the world differently than the people around him. He probably doesn't think himself delusional like a lot of people do, but maybe he realizes that there's a big gap there. People joke that he's an alien who's trying to imitate humans, but... maybe that's kind of how he feels in some way??
Neil was an editor on this film as well as the Lane guy. So looks like they worked on the editing together. He needed to make sure it was "Breen" enough for sure. lol
After my 27th viewing I've decided that the funniest line in this whole review goes to Kyle: "Does it only work on head shit"? Brian does not give him the laugh he deserves for that non sense. Well played sir.