My favorite thing about this movie is that the guy set it in the fictional town of “Canisborough” New Hampshire, because the real town of Wolfeboro, New Hampshire would have been way too on the nose?
I'm a filmmaker that grew up in New Hampshire. I was at the premiere of this film at Chunky's in Pelham, NH. Rob Roy was featured in a magazine (I think) at the time talking about how he was bringing a film industry to NH by making this movie there. My Dad bought tickets for my friend and I, who were in a video class in high school, to see what other filmmakers were doing in the state. Rob Roy was there, as was the cast, and there was a giant premiere party. He talked this film up soooooo much. He talked, and talked, and talked. And then we watched it.... I remember him getting up on stage afterwards and asking the audience: "How many of you loved the Doctor Dan character???" He was completely and 100% sincere. He had no shred of awareness regarding how bad it was and how bad the audience thought it was. I think it was the first and only time I've ever left a theater ashamed that I was in the audience.
Kyle Joseph Petty I’ve only gone to a few NH based premieres for NH based productions, but the only time when I didn’t walk away cringing was when I walked away a combination of bored and surprised I learned something about a topic I’ve never thought about bc Ken Burns put something in the festival. A few friends of mine also attempted to make a feature length horror film. It was tough for me to help out as I was working full time, but it ended unfinished and with one of my friends having to forcibly evict several homeless from his property after he “hired” them as actors/crew and they refused to remove their tents from his back yard when filming was done/cancelled. Don’t hire Craigslist actors I guess was the lesson.
RiffTrak brought me to this site. I played the witch in this “movie”. Trust me when I say the cast had NO idea what was being filmed! It was a nightmare! We would question Rob Roy about something and his answer would always be “I can fix it in post”. What the f*** did we know, right!? It started as doing a small favor (friend of a friend) but Roy just kept wanting to film. Cast started realizing this guy had no clue, and started refusing to show. To date, we all still have huge laughs about the experience, going as far as having a Halloween party where everyone came as their favorite Lycan Colony character!
I would love to know why a bluescreen was used for even very basic shots, like the one where the girl with the camo pants is wrestling a werewolf on the "ground" in the "woods"? Why didn't they just go into the woods?? lol
I just realized Rich Evans kinda has reverse-spotlight fear, where when he’s talking casually he’ll fuck up words but when he’s put on the spot, going on a great tangent or improvising, he’s flawless.
I've definitely noticed this. there is an undeniable difference from him on wheel of the worst and when he talks about star trek. on wheel of the worst he can't even pronounce table, while on re:view he can give a 2 minute on the spot speech about the utopia and pathos of star trek and not even flinch.
I don't know if that's uncommon for people with speech dysfluencies. Like, you might stutter while talking but can sing or rap or recite poetry without a problem. The parts of the brain involved in speech are complex. Some wires can get crossed that affect some things but not others.
Fun Fact: Lycan Colony is one of those hidden gem "films" that has a single writer, director, composer, cast director, etc - Rob Roy. Apparently he's won awards for Best Video from magazines, cast his own friends and family in this one, used his own band "The Roy Boy Band" for music, and claims to be bringing innovation to the werewolf genre. There's an old interview with him where he dismisses other horror films and says: "Horror is huge right now, but it's all old hat," he said. "Studios throw massive amounts of money at all these filmmakers and what do they get? Every five seconds something pops into the frame with a loud noise to jolt people. It's all shock, no suspense. I hope people feel something more when they're watching my movie than cheap scares." You can't help but admire his ideals, but laugh at his incompetence.
I actually know the woman who played Russ. She hoped this movie had fallen off the face of the earth, it was so awful. She was just there because a friend asked if she wanted to be an extra. I can't wait share this with her!
Films made with a distinct lack of talent but earnest intentions are the hallmark of the 'so bad it's good' genre. I feel sympathy for the cast & crew in some of these reviews but I hope they can laugh about it, or at least appreciate that a films infamy is still something that can bring an audience joy, even if it's a completely different audience than they expected. Go easy on her
Horrifying/glorious news, Rob Roy made another movie this year! It's called Damaged Disciples, and it's about discovering a small time is full of angels and demons, and he not only wrote and directed, he was editor, cinematographer, visual effects editor, casting director, special effects director, animator, props director, costume designer, and make up artist. He has almost literally every single crew and production credit, and I desperately want to see it.
@@nignamedmutt7270 It's not like you can just buy another one at the store lol. You've got to get those things custom made for a couple grand. Of course they'd want their investment covered for shooting.
Mike: "...so the conclusion we draw is that Lycan Colony is as good as David Lynch films" I feel a great disturbance, as if Jay suddenly cried out in frustration, and was suddenly silenced.
I’ve been pondering this riddle for years, and I think I have it figured out. The line was “BIG Mistake!” and the actor took the word ‘BIG’ as a note on the delivery, leading to “…MISTAKE!!!”
I think it was the television show Hercules where the actor was supposed to recognize he wasn't in the correct time period. The line on the script had the spoken line, and followed it with capital letters saying "DISAPPOINTED". This was supposed to indicate to the actor that he was supposed to say the line in a disappointed tone. Instead, he read the line, following it by inexplicably screaming "DISAPPOINTED!" And I guess no one realized the error, as it made the final cut.
Honestly, this all looks too bad to compare to any FMV focused game I can remember from the era. There were some pretty damn bad ones, but half of them shot on one location, or superimposed the actors onto pre-rendered 3D environments (which aged like a hotdog on a sidewalk, but at least generally looked consistent). Rarely was it ever so bad as superimposing actors onto a single still image, that they didn't line up with. Like there was usually SOMEONE who funded them, so they had at least a bit to work with, even if the end result was garbage. Feel free to show me something that proves me wrong though, failure is interesting.
I think the real star of this episode was the cricket, with its amazingly timed comedic genius. It was chirping on point every time the guys jokes started to fall flat at the end
I have a parrot who does a similar thing. He can sort of tell by speech pattern when someone is saying something funny, and he will laugh before others do/end of the funny story.
Matt Brown No, more likely a Farmhouse Ale or a Saison, which both can produce an aroma known as "Horse Blanket" or "Barnyard Funk". This probably sounds made-up, but I swear it's a real thing.
I remember sitting hunched over the desk in my college dorm room watching the Plinkett prequel reviews a decade ago. I've spent my entire adult life with these fine Midwestern gentlemen, and it warms my heart.
The reviews are in! "I've never seen anything like this movie" "Jay compared it to a David Lynch film" "It's quite an accomplishment" "If we were to describe it in one word, it would be [...] awesome"
Rob Roy is currently working on a new movie called Damaged Disciples. It involves edgy atheism coming head to head with the world of angels and demons. I can't wait.
27:27 "Lycan Colony is as good as David Lynch films." -Mike Stoklasa Looks like the makers of this movie have a new quote they can put on the box cover
@@janesmith1840 yeah, when stuff was affordable because it was not talked about, now you have to pre-order everything... At least we can't be called hipsters anymore, haha
23:37 absolutely loving the way this guy just looks at the crew after saying 'amarnts.' like 'do we wanna retake that?? do we wanna give that another go???' And then you can literally hear someone shout cut immediately after. pure art.
Imagine you're a park ranger and come come across these furries and those women licking each other. I suspect they were banned from that forest and had to resort to green screen.
You could make a legit great film about an in the closet furry who has to make a movie when his wife finds his outfit. Something like Bow finger, Argo or the Disaster Artist
I literally had the same thought, "Oh yeah, this is 'wolf-ly' a movie" five seconds before Mike said it. I'm so happy my shitty sense of humor is reflected in Mike Stoklasa, my spirit animal.
I work in a restaurant. Sometimes we make a mistake. You guys ruined that word for me forever. I can not stop laughing when some says mistake.Then I yell MISTAKE! And everyone looks at me like I'm crazy.
@@parrishr.8923It's an actual part of AA and many other substance rehabilitation programs. Thinking you're "cured" can lead to thinking you can start using again but that you'll manage it better this time. But, the reality is, once you've developed enough of an addiction to something that it's a problem, even a brief return to it can throw you immediately back in to the worst phases of your addiction. So, you never say you're cured, but always a "recovering addict".
The bad aspect ratio reminds me of when I was in a high school film class. Kids would shoot in 4:3 and then stretch it because they thought that made it look like a real movie. Much to the chagrin of the teacher.
"Municipal purposes" absolutely slayed me. I always thought it was a bit much when the Sopranos did those slipups as a joke but seeing a real live guido doing it was a treat.
This has got to be one of the best RLM videos I have seen. The fun you guys had, was just so incredibly genuine. I was snorting while laughing, and I am not a snort-laugher. God I fucking love this channel.
God, this poor old fuckin man, Bob Uecker. This guy's like 87 just trying to commentate in peace on America's pasttime, and he's having to hear about people being suffocated in furpiles at his hotel. This is like a Bill Burr bit waiting to happen.
Yes!! I was thinking the same thing. The terrible acting, the traumatically bad green screen work, and all the rest make it look like it's an old CDi game.
During these social distancing days I’m finding myself rooting for the unauthorized unabridged audiobook of Last Vampire on Earth with each of them reading a chapter as they had joked about.....I’d get it.!!! Lol i had already moved onto this next video and was too lazy to back up and put this comment on that video....
That's slightly out of context, like the old movie reviews where "This movie was terrible, it was very boring and nothing about it was any good." turns into "This movie was ... very ... good."
Thread Bomb yeah, I got a reply saying that Bandcamp would automatically notify me when they are available. then I realized I didn't really need the shirt and used the money to buy beer instead - WAHEY!
OMG! Haven't found a streaming service for like a year until tonight that I can watch Lycan Colony!! I'm right at the beginning of the movie, and so EXCITED!! Thanks again for the review! Back to my movie :) Cheers!
It’s important to learn from the greats, but it’s just as important, if not more-so, to learn from the failures. This is an excellent educational work for aspiring novice film makers.
3:26 You're a big strong wolf 6:09 Dew it! 10:17 "How 'bout dem apples!" - Elmer Fudd 13:20 AHWESOHME!! 14:31 Moving tattoo 16:29 Short-term foreshadowing 17:06 Mike bombs 18:01 Mike rebounds with a zinger 18:19 Rich's werewolf pun 18:43 MmmisTAKE!! 20:24 By the bright blue "moonlight" 21:07 Josh is fuming 21:55 Pixeled glass 23:09 Mispronounciation montage 24:47 Rich daydreaming 26:18 Bad table manners 28:42 Must..resist...her stare 29:47 Springy jumps 31:26 Underworld has bottomed out 32:10 Who's Harry?
“They covered up the murder but not the alcoholism”
The RLM company motto
Erik Rasmussen Mr.Plinkett's Life
holy shit. someone made an original joke in a rlm comment section
So what's with the beer bottle btw, they have to blur it for monetization or what?
Katla moppyklkkloknnnmmllkkl
Matthew Lawrence and the celebrity deaths, can’t forget the celebrity deaths
My favorite thing about this movie is that the guy set it in the fictional town of “Canisborough” New Hampshire, because the real town of Wolfeboro, New Hampshire would have been way too on the nose?
Wolfeboro sounds more fake ironically.
Don't you mean on the snout?
Professional Binch it was only a matter of time
I was thinking 'on the wet nose' but urs is good too
of course
I'm a filmmaker that grew up in New Hampshire. I was at the premiere of this film at Chunky's in Pelham, NH. Rob Roy was featured in a magazine (I think) at the time talking about how he was bringing a film industry to NH by making this movie there. My Dad bought tickets for my friend and I, who were in a video class in high school, to see what other filmmakers were doing in the state.
Rob Roy was there, as was the cast, and there was a giant premiere party. He talked this film up soooooo much. He talked, and talked, and talked. And then we watched it....
I remember him getting up on stage afterwards and asking the audience: "How many of you loved the Doctor Dan character???" He was completely and 100% sincere. He had no shred of awareness regarding how bad it was and how bad the audience thought it was.
I think it was the first and only time I've ever left a theater ashamed that I was in the audience.
I don't want to believe this.
Neil Wilson You're absolutely correct. This video brought it all back. My friend and I got a good laugh from this!
Oh maaaan it premiered at Chunky’s?? That’s a hilarious mental image...thanks for the backstory! I went there quite a few times growing up.
Kyle Joseph Petty I’ve only gone to a few NH based premieres for NH based productions, but the only time when I didn’t walk away cringing was when I walked away a combination of bored and surprised I learned something about a topic I’ve never thought about bc Ken Burns put something in the festival. A few friends of mine also attempted to make a feature length horror film. It was tough for me to help out as I was working full time, but it ended unfinished and with one of my friends having to forcibly evict several homeless from his property after he “hired” them as actors/crew and they refused to remove their tents from his back yard when filming was done/cancelled. Don’t hire Craigslist actors I guess was the lesson.
At least you didn't go to Solo.
RiffTrak brought me to this site. I played the witch in this “movie”. Trust me when I say the cast had NO idea what was being filmed! It was a nightmare! We would question Rob Roy about something and his answer would always be “I can fix it in post”. What the f*** did we know, right!? It started as doing a small favor (friend of a friend) but Roy just kept wanting to film. Cast started realizing this guy had no clue, and started refusing to show. To date, we all still have huge laughs about the experience, going as far as having a Halloween party where everyone came as their favorite Lycan Colony character!
That is amazing, thanks for sharing! How weird was it to film the forest threesome scene?
I'm so glad you commented. Thank you and Rob and the whole crew for the laughs, genuinely!
I would love to know why a bluescreen was used for even very basic shots, like the one where the girl with the camo pants is wrestling a werewolf on the "ground" in the "woods"? Why didn't they just go into the woods?? lol
AWESOME!
So you're saying appearing in this film was a "miSTAKE!"
I just realized Rich Evans kinda has reverse-spotlight fear, where when he’s talking casually he’ll fuck up words but when he’s put on the spot, going on a great tangent or improvising, he’s flawless.
Sorta like stage health performers who are sick often feel alright for the duration they perform in front of a crowed
I've definitely noticed this. there is an undeniable difference from him on wheel of the worst and when he talks about star trek. on wheel of the worst he can't even pronounce table, while on re:view he can give a 2 minute on the spot speech about the utopia and pathos of star trek and not even flinch.
I don't know if that's uncommon for people with speech dysfluencies. Like, you might stutter while talking but can sing or rap or recite poetry without a problem.
The parts of the brain involved in speech are complex. Some wires can get crossed that affect some things but not others.
I'm kinda like that except no, I kinda just suck everywhere.
@@slightlyoffensivedadjokes Folding chable
Fun Fact: Lycan Colony is one of those hidden gem "films" that has a single writer, director, composer, cast director, etc - Rob Roy. Apparently he's won awards for Best Video from magazines, cast his own friends and family in this one, used his own band "The Roy Boy Band" for music, and claims to be bringing innovation to the werewolf genre. There's an old interview with him where he dismisses other horror films and says:
"Horror is huge right now, but it's all old hat," he said. "Studios throw massive amounts of money at all these filmmakers and what do they get? Every five seconds something pops into the frame with a loud noise to jolt people. It's all shock, no suspense. I hope people feel something more when they're watching my movie than cheap scares."
You can't help but admire his ideals, but laugh at his incompetence.
You're gonna have to provide a link to these "awards" he's won if you want me to believe that lol
Khazuki They're probably more legit than the one Kathleen Kennedy got recently.
Spotted the guy who mailed RLM this movie. Where did you find a copy though
HighwaterTrousers How do you know any of this?!
Jeff Jacobson Did she get an award for Thanos Snapping the fanbase?
I actually know the woman who played Russ. She hoped this movie had fallen off the face of the earth, it was so awful. She was just there because a friend asked if she wanted to be an extra. I can't wait share this with her!
Films made with a distinct lack of talent but earnest intentions are the hallmark of the 'so bad it's good' genre. I feel sympathy for the cast & crew in some of these reviews but I hope they can laugh about it, or at least appreciate that a films infamy is still something that can bring an audience joy, even if it's a completely different audience than they expected. Go easy on her
She was probably the best actor in the movie. And she was supposed to be an extra.
Make her do a reaction please
You are a T R U E F R I E N D
Why is this comment not pinned!?
The guy who made Lycan Colony should team up with the guy who made Last Vampire and remake Twilight
scockery Yes!!! Brilliant!
Team Furry v. Team Ogre
Last vampire already is a remake of twilight
vanomxxx Nah, Id say Last Vampire was more of a ripoff than a direct remake.
@@vanomxxx Full remake. New dialogue. More drugs.
Jack going "Oh yes, you're a fucking wolf, you're a FUCKING WOLF" kills me every time
Jack honestly deserves more love.
@@destroyerofworlds9860 instead he got a sponsor
Jack nearly spitting out his beer at Lycan Colon-y is great too
I love how Mike won't quit the joke until Rich laughs at something, it's kinda cute
Not everyone can maintain a successful career around their high school friendships. These two just got lucky.
And so did we.
It's rare that you see Mike as genuinely happy as when he tries really hard to make Rich laugh and finally succeeds.
Find someone who looks at you like Mike looks at Rich.
@@emilym3679 unironically this
I love that Mike hated the beer so much that he had to censor out the logo so that the company didn't die from the bad publicity. Lol
Horrifying/glorious news, Rob Roy made another movie this year! It's called Damaged Disciples, and it's about discovering a small time is full of angels and demons, and he not only wrote and directed, he was editor, cinematographer, visual effects editor, casting director, special effects director, animator, props director, costume designer, and make up artist. He has almost literally every single crew and production credit, and I desperately want to see it.
Any luck on it so far? Is it as bad as this or worse?
I don't want to see it. I want RLM to watch it for me.
small time
There’s a teaser on TH-cam, and it’s amazing
Would be great if someone could say where one could find the movie. It has been released but cant find it anywhere
I think I know the reason for the blue screen. Whoever owned that furry suit wouldn't let them take it out into the woods.
I was thinking the exact same thing haha.
Could be, those suits aren’t cheap.
Well yea you don't want to get your sex suit dirty
I bet they wanted some insanely high insurance policy on it....
If they did it was probably the bulk of the budget too lol
@@nignamedmutt7270 It's not like you can just buy another one at the store lol. You've got to get those things custom made for a couple grand. Of course they'd want their investment covered for shooting.
Mike: "...so the conclusion we draw is that Lycan Colony is as good as David Lynch films"
I feel a great disturbance, as if Jay suddenly cried out in frustration, and was suddenly silenced.
I’ve been pondering this riddle for years, and I think I have it figured out. The line was “BIG Mistake!” and the actor took the word ‘BIG’ as a note on the delivery, leading to “…MISTAKE!!!”
AWESOME theory there
My god... That makes so much sense. Those are the kind of things that make bad movies so incredible.
I think it was the television show Hercules where the actor was supposed to recognize he wasn't in the correct time period. The line on the script had the spoken line, and followed it with capital letters saying "DISAPPOINTED". This was supposed to indicate to the actor that he was supposed to say the line in a disappointed tone.
Instead, he read the line, following it by inexplicably screaming "DISAPPOINTED!" And I guess no one realized the error, as it made the final cut.
@@CosmicWaltz7 in the Coleman Francis movie The Skydivers, the female lead yells "PANICS!"
This movie looks like something you would see in a Full Motion Video game on the CD-I or mid 90s PC game.
Thinking the same thing.
Honestly, this all looks too bad to compare to any FMV focused game I can remember from the era.
There were some pretty damn bad ones, but half of them shot on one location, or superimposed the actors onto pre-rendered 3D environments (which aged like a hotdog on a sidewalk, but at least generally looked consistent). Rarely was it ever so bad as superimposing actors onto a single still image, that they didn't line up with.
Like there was usually SOMEONE who funded them, so they had at least a bit to work with, even if the end result was garbage.
Feel free to show me something that proves me wrong though, failure is interesting.
No this movie went full Night Trap.
Honestly this is worse than the vast majority of those.
Lycans Dont Wear Ties
I think the real star of this episode was the cricket, with its amazingly timed comedic genius. It was chirping on point every time the guys jokes started to fall flat at the end
Turbanator I think the cricket we heard was edited in. They did say they weren't sure it'd be picked up, and it sounds like a stock effect
I have a parrot who does a similar thing. He can sort of tell by speech pattern when someone is saying something funny, and he will laugh before others do/end of the funny story.
Yeah but shame they acknowledged it at that moment because that was a pretty quick Brett Ratner burn by Josh. I enjoyed that ;)
I wonder why the blocked out the name of that beer...
Mike: This smells like an outhouse
Oh.
Mike is just wolfing down that outhouse brew!
Matt Brown My thoughts exactly. That's the only reason I drink IPA's.
Matt Brown No, more likely a Farmhouse Ale or a Saison, which both can produce an aroma known as "Horse Blanket" or "Barnyard Funk". This probably sounds made-up, but I swear it's a real thing.
Jonathan Clauw true for the barnyard smell, but when's the last time you had a 9% saison? I'm guessing it's some super dank Imperial IPA
to be fair, most craft beer does
"Pick the dumbest answer and that's most likely what happened"
So Schlockam's Razor??
You got me, congratulations.
god damn
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Hahaha, nice! 🤣
Underrated comment
Let's all take a moment to be grateful to be alive on this planet at the same time as RLM is still making BotW videos.
KennyBoy2000 *insert cheap Breath of The Wild joke here*
I remember sitting hunched over the desk in my college dorm room watching the Plinkett prequel reviews a decade ago.
I've spent my entire adult life with these fine Midwestern gentlemen, and it warms my heart.
@@brian.jrmontoya3227 this *still* confuses me
We have to enjoy what little time we have until Rich's crippling diabetes finally takes him
@@Pants.69 botw: best of the worst/breath of the wild
You can tell that Rich actually has a little wolf in him.
But that's only when he's at the Wolf Den.
Rich Evans is a furry confirmed.
Stay strong astronaut man and keep that drum stick high!
Oh my gooooooodddd
I put into my ursa custome and cowboy hat
*It's a small world plays softly in the distance...*
So are they gonna review any more Sega CD games in the future or just this one?
I sure do hope more SEGA CDs are reviewed.
A year later and I still haven’t gotten an answer as to why this wasn’t a Pre-Rec episode
@@theMightyMonarch88 Because Pre Rec stopped making content awhile ago mate.
Please don't insult the Sega CD like that.
The reviews are in!
"I've never seen anything like this movie"
"Jay compared it to a David Lynch film"
"It's quite an accomplishment"
"If we were to describe it in one word, it would be [...] awesome"
"Canine out of ten" is a damn good pun.
Rich truly has mastered the art.
SpawnRevenge92 I think Rich said K-9 out of 10 (K9 being the buddy cop movie starring James Belushi and a dog)
It was pawsome :(
And he said it without thinking; "howl the internet react?"
Then later on he (accidentally?) says: "to be fur though..."
To be fair that score is just a ruff estimate, but it's probably doggone close.
Rob Roy is currently working on a new movie called Damaged Disciples. It involves edgy atheism coming head to head with the world of angels and demons. I can't wait.
Wait, so it is ripping off Brad Jones's "Jesus Bro"?
If it was someone proper I would love to see such a film. Though Rob Roy would make it hilarious either way
It’s nice that tumblr is finally getting a film adaptation
You will wait.
I wonder if Rob Roy will be our angle or our devil
I don't know if it's the film, the 9% beer, or the puns, but is it just me or does Mike seem cheerier this episode?
The beer. It's always the beer.
whatever the reason, it's nice knowing Mike's having a good time on the set
Mike loves schlock and this movie has nothing else
he's just drunk enough to forget the pain momentarily
SSRIs
I could listen to "Dr. New England Dad" talk for two hours and be thoroughly entertained.
AWH-SUM!
jesus christ when rich said k9 out of 10 I thought I was going to give myself a hernia.
I almost choked
sidraket I didn't get it :( what is he talking about
elRandomTk canine / 10 ...
You mean a hyena?
Bitterblossom Band thank you
On all levels except physical, R.G Roy is a wolf
Glorious.
Best comment of the year!
That was majestic
Woof
@@simlei5475 it’s from an old vine
27:27
"Lycan Colony is as good as David Lynch films."
-Mike Stoklasa
Looks like the makers of this movie have a new quote they can put on the box cover
This evening got a whole hell of a lot better
RLM review obscure, straight to DVD nonsense. Next day on Amazon: Lycan Colony DVD £385.00 per copy.
The people who run the Shoji Tabuchi Show in Branson sold out of the video from WOTW now you could probably sell it for $100 on ebay
I wonder if they'll get to see Six String Samurai.
That part I kinda hate, cause like "The Room" was super affordable and after a few youtuber reviewed it, went from 12 $ to like 60 $...
@@janesmith1840 yeah, when stuff was affordable because it was not talked about, now you have to pre-order everything...
At least we can't be called hipsters anymore, haha
@@ArchArturo But that movie is legitimately amazing.
Oh man, this movie was a....*MMmMMMISTAKE!*
*TOUR DE FARCE!!*
More like miSTEAK
This movie is *AWESO*
23:37 absolutely loving the way this guy just looks at the crew after saying 'amarnts.' like 'do we wanna retake that?? do we wanna give that another go???' And then you can literally hear someone shout cut immediately after. pure art.
That's a bad line read for sure. But the bigger issue is he said 'municipal purposes' instead of what I assume was meant to be 'medicinal purposes'.
Some say Rich is still stumbling off the set.
I tell people that
Rich does not give Mike a single chance to make fun of him, and manages to do an even better job of it. Brilliant.
**editor sweats nervously while trying to figure out which puns are shitty enough but not too shitty to leave in**
Imagine you're a park ranger and come come across these furries and those women licking each other. I suspect they were banned from that forest and had to resort to green screen.
@@Howlingd0g go away, never return
Banned from a forest? Like there would be a do not serve picture behind the counter?
"Nothing you're doing here is necessarily a crime, but I can't in good conscience let you keep doing it."
"I understand how. I just don't understand why." You know it's bad when movie reviewers invoke Orwell in describing your work.
*"OH YES YOU ARE A BIG STRONG WOLF!"*
You could make a legit great film about an in the closet furry who has to make a movie when his wife finds his outfit. Something like Bow finger, Argo or the Disaster Artist
'A Hairy Situation' would make a great title
...so the beginning of Ed Wood for an entire movie?
You make it, I'll watch it.
Why do you think Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote Cats?
Go full-on comedy, like _Get Shorty._
Ho-ly Christ! !ook at how many more copies of Nukie they have now!
I know, they're soooo close. Like at least two or three more
"You wanna come back to my place and see my Nukie collention"
They need more.
Nukie is to RLM what Jerry Macguire is to Everything is Terrible
This aged well
I'm not lycan where this is going.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Took you a year, but you got a laugh.
@@stonkguy0529 Im a little slow..I admit it
Still faster than most.
👍🏻
I literally had the same thought, "Oh yeah, this is 'wolf-ly' a movie" five seconds before Mike said it. I'm so happy my shitty sense of humor is reflected in Mike Stoklasa, my spirit animal.
I work in a restaurant. Sometimes we make a mistake. You guys ruined that word for me forever. I can not stop laughing when some says mistake.Then I yell MISTAKE! And everyone looks at me like I'm crazy.
"This film makes Birdemic look competent." Put this quote on the next print of the DVD/Blu Ray edition of Lycan Colony.
What?? This movie is much much better than birdemic lol. Nothing is competent in that movie.
"Naked and crapping" is the name of my parody based Tool cover band.
Laughed out loud at this...
Message to Harry Wolfback
That would be so funny though, a really crappy Tool cover band
songs now played in K9/8
Those are just my vacation plans
"It was actually quite an accomplishment"
-rich "rich evans" evans on Lycan Colony
"Your father had a drinking-" "Has a drinking problem"
do you think they wanted it that way round or they didn't notice.
That was an admission from Doctor Dan that it's an ongoing problem. Strangely, not a flub, but an actually somewhat well written line.
@@parrishr.8923It's an actual part of AA and many other substance rehabilitation programs. Thinking you're "cured" can lead to thinking you can start using again but that you'll manage it better this time. But, the reality is, once you've developed enough of an addiction to something that it's a problem, even a brief return to it can throw you immediately back in to the worst phases of your addiction. So, you never say you're cured, but always a "recovering addict".
This movie gives me some major flashbacks to FMV cutscenes in old adventure games from the 90s
it’s like fucking harvester
@@kyro8559you were always a kidder
The bad aspect ratio reminds me of when I was in a high school film class. Kids would shoot in 4:3 and then stretch it because they thought that made it look like a real movie. Much to the chagrin of the teacher.
Reminds me of highschool were we filmed on a phone, but for one scene the person filmed it in portrait mode so I just squished it down.
@@OllieMendes good lord why
Missed opportunity for "Lycanny valley"
Strong More like OpPURRtunity. Am I right?
Josh knows a lot more about furries then he leads on about. Also jack leaves his beer too close to the edge of the table. It was giving me anxiety
Holy Hell!, I just realized this ""movie"" is from 2006, I was watching this video convinced this was an early 90's FMV game.
"Rich do you know what a meme is?"
IMMEDIATELY MAKES A STAR TREK REFERENCE
I've seen this video 4 or 5 times already, but I'll just watch it again
Mike could have said "it's werely a movie" I'm disappointed
Fur real!
It’s a bit long in the tooth idk
mike's laugh after rich says "you're talking about him taking a dump on camera" was the best part of this video
I love the excitement Jay has for these movies!
"Municipal purposes" absolutely slayed me. I always thought it was a bit much when the Sopranos did those slipups as a joke but seeing a real live guido doing it was a treat.
I grew up in Wolfeboro, NH (formerly “Wolfeborough”). Named after a British general and not a wolf.
A likely story. You won't hide your historical British werewolf generals from me!
Yeah but what was that a British general named after hmmmm? Ever think of that?
New England Dad’s voice gave me whiplash the first time I heard him because he sounds EXACTLY like a friend of my grandparents.
Listening on autoplay, 6 minutes into the show: "Oh! Lycan!" I was trying to imagine how/why a video about a lichen colony.
god bless new england dad. his line delivery gives me life
It's really sad how happy a new BOTW makes me.
This has got to be one of the best RLM videos I have seen. The fun you guys had, was just so incredibly genuine. I was snorting while laughing, and I am not a snort-laugher. God I fucking love this channel.
6:28 DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!!!
*googles it*
You know you gotta.
That was certainly an adventure
God, this poor old fuckin man, Bob Uecker. This guy's like 87 just trying to commentate in peace on America's pasttime, and he's having to hear about people being suffocated in furpiles at his hotel. This is like a Bill Burr bit waiting to happen.
@Swymco same here. Nobody has said yet. I don't want that on my search history.
Know what this reminds me of? One of the very first FMV games.
BlazingOwnager oh, yeah.
Yes!! I was thinking the same thing. The terrible acting, the traumatically bad green screen work, and all the rest make it look like it's an old CDi game.
I mentioned this as well. Reminds me of a Sega CD FMV Sequence.
This does look like the FMV from Phantasmagoria!
Also points to Gabriel Knight as it’s a werewolf FMV game.
it's like a deviantart movie
Rob Roy being both the name of the writer/director/etc of Lycan Colony AND the name of an alcoholic drink says volumes
Awesome Steve Vai shirt my man 🤘
Wait. What are you doing here?
Matt Jones eyyyy
I see you have good taste in both music and movie critics ^^
did not expect to see you here
Yeah, I knew you'll be here mentioning that.
I had steak a few days ago, I really do MISS STEAK!
How would you describe the steak?
@@DistractedGlobeGuy GGGGGRRREEEAAAAATTTT! Am I doing it right?
During these social distancing days I’m finding myself rooting for the unauthorized unabridged audiobook of Last Vampire on Earth with each of them reading a chapter as they had joked about.....I’d get it.!!! Lol i had already moved onto this next video and was too lazy to back up and put this comment on that video....
That cricket honestly stole the show for me
i just read mike's quote "lycan colony is fascinating on almost every level" on amazon as he was saying it in the video...
I love see all the RLM quotes in the reviews on IMDB. lol
That's slightly out of context, like the old movie reviews where
"This movie was terrible, it was very boring and nothing about it was any good."
turns into
"This movie was ... very ... good."
It honestly just looks like a student film where they had to show all the techniques they learned in their first semester.
And they did it all in the last minute
@@aaronshouting588 and they didn't learn any of the techniques
You guys made my night, now I can fall asleep listening to my favorite people on TH-cam, and Rich Evans.
WHY at 12:00am i need to SLEEP RLM
It's only 11:30 you coward
Clearly Rich Evans is trying to trend in Russia at 6 in the morning XD
Nathan Tipton wait a few
It’s 1:20am here, I’m glad I’m on unemployment right now!
No more dreams, only reviews now.
29:13 might be my favorite Rich Evans laugh. The way he doesn't laugh that hard but still forces out a strangled scream at the end is superb.
"With a big glass of beer, that's how we start!"
That's how I like to start almost anything.
Y'all really came through tonight. Needed a good laugh. Thanks for helping out.
15:38 "It's about the story and characters. It's about family. That's what makes it so powerful."
Where’s the lightning fast vcr shirts on the merch store
Thread Bomb yeah, I got a reply saying that Bandcamp would automatically notify me when they are available. then I realized I didn't really need the shirt and used the money to buy beer instead - WAHEY!
Nice profile picture.
The pun off with all of them breaking down at different points in it is just great.
17:20 - "The wolferrrell?" Sometimes the way Mike says words just warms my heart.
the will ferrell
I hope that someday, there is enough material to do a supercut of “Mike talking mess about bad craft beers.” I giggle like an idiot every time
Josh mentioning Liquid Television makes me happy. The kids today will never know the genius of Crazy Daisy Ed or Stick Figure Theatre!
I love bad horror movies. I can't really explain it. This one needs to be in my collection
OMG! Haven't found a streaming service for like a year until tonight that I can watch Lycan Colony!! I'm right at the beginning of the movie, and so EXCITED!! Thanks again for the review! Back to my movie :) Cheers!
It’s important to learn from the greats, but it’s just as important, if not more-so, to learn from the failures. This is an excellent educational work for aspiring novice film makers.
Any video that ends with Rich Evans in total darkness tripping over comedic sound effects is ok in my book
I like that you've phrased this in a way that suggests he's tripping over the sounds themselves
The whole movie looks like it's a full-motion-video from a PlayStation 1 game.
3:26 You're a big strong wolf
6:09 Dew it!
10:17 "How 'bout dem apples!" - Elmer Fudd
13:20 AHWESOHME!!
14:31 Moving tattoo
16:29 Short-term foreshadowing
17:06 Mike bombs
18:01 Mike rebounds with a zinger
18:19 Rich's werewolf pun
18:43 MmmisTAKE!!
20:24 By the bright blue "moonlight"
21:07 Josh is fuming
21:55 Pixeled glass
23:09 Mispronounciation montage
24:47 Rich daydreaming
26:18 Bad table manners
28:42 Must..resist...her stare
29:47 Springy jumps
31:26 Underworld has bottomed out
32:10 Who's Harry?
thank you, I was searching for the MISTAKE
Poor Rich. *snuggle-hugs Rich* lol. Thanks y'all for this wonderfully hilarious video. I love you people.
Imagine a new born coming out from the womb into the world laughing like Rich Evans.
Isn't that detail in Buddha's origin story?
Rich! If you (forcibly) show Mike your Warhammer figurines, maybe he'd back off on the bullying!?
Josh's reaction to the superimposed tattoo on 14:33 and 14:41 will never stop being funny to me
I went to look at the Amazon reviews and suddenly there are 24 reviews now, most of which give it 5 stars and call it "AWESOME"
I think I've seen enough...time to go to Amazon and leave my _Lycan Colony_ review:
" ⭐️ Mistaaaake!"
The editing in this was somehow even better than usual 10/10