Carl Visits You At Work
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
- I wasn't planning on making this video, but I found a mug at Goodwill that inspired me to do it.
Carl has gone to a lot of trouble to join you for lunch today. He even brought gifts!
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This woman can keep a conversation going with herself for almost an hour and I can’t small talk for 5 minutes
I want to like it but ur at 420 so...I’ll just appreciate your comment here 🤍
I think Carl might be my favorite character. He’s just... excellence
mine too. 😭 i love him, he reminds me of someone’s uncle. he just radiates uncle vibes 😭
Mine too
Agreeeeeed
“I wouldn’t hurt a fly...” *Mary brilliantly breaks the fourth wall* Mary, you’re literally a creative genius. Wow!
I noticed that too! 😂
I love that some asmrtists have elaborate setups and Mary just puts a sign up. Gives no f**** 😂
I love it so much lol I live for those little signs on the wall. Simple is great.
The characters & stories she creates, without a script, cuts & editing are far more elaborate.
True
"And you said 'Are you coming?' and I had a dirty thought"
I SOUND LIKE I'M CHOKING AND I'M LIABLE TO WAKE UP MY HUSBAND
Mary, you need to be a screenwriter and a director; you're just too good
I burst out laughing at this part too!
Lol
Right??? She kills me!!! Love you Mary!
I don’t know if a woman has ever said this, but...
I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE CARL!!! YAAAAS!!!
Haley B. Wheeler I was just thinking that myself! Haha!
😂😂😂
Mary doing Carl's voice imitating his mother's voice, that's some acting talent right there. Brilliant 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
From this point on I will always refer to the coronavirus as the "cough cough"
Carl, if it's alright with you I'm just going to avoid your questions and over-sharing by falling asleep in this break room mid-conversation 😅
Carl: "I brought some stuff..."
Me: "Oh, bloody hell. Here we go."
Me too lol
Neuropathy of the feet and night blindness 😂
😂
Could be a t-shirt 😂
I love how Carl just mansplained fasting and the benefits of water to me. Thank you for educating me, Carl. I have so much to learn from you
Hahaha...Carl and his dirty thoughts! I swear, Carl is a stone cold freak. 😅 I love listening to him ramble on about "Mother," she sounds like something else. Maybe one day Carl can take Mother to get her nails done and he can meet Lynette (although it's Charity he's totally got to marry after he gets rich, maybe from striking gold on "Antiques Roadshow"--another commentor suggested a Carl/Charity match on the last video and we cannot let that drop). Thanks so much for the asmr and the laughter, Mary, it is much appreciated!
Another possible Carl storyline would be if Mother met Harvest and they teamed up to torment Carl. I could imagine Carl complaining about Harvest and her kids and Mother. Also, it was suggested that Fisher expired and Carl seems to want Mother to expire so perhaps he can find some inspiration from Harvest after all. 😅
Carl is way too young for Charity's taste hahaha
@@MM_asmrColorTests this sounds so good. Harvest and Carl are my 2 faves
@@anemone7005 True but if he made A LOT of money Charity might decide to give him a go, figuring that he was meek and would be easy to dispatch. She could stick Mother in the nursing home, start dating Carl, and attempt to get in his will so she can off him...but Carl is indeed young and might be much tougher to deal with than Charity could ever imagine. Then, somehow, Carl loses all his money and Charity loses interest. Mother gets kicked out of the home due to lack of funds and Carl and her end up right back to where they started. Then we could have videos of Carl complaining about Charity and Charity complaining about Carl!
@@thehypocrisy Ha, indeed. I think Harvest sounds a lot like Carl's Mother!
I seriously don’t understand how you can just keep up a constant stream of improvised content like this, it’s mind blowing. Not even a semi-long pause while you think about your next line.
Mary, I am obsessed. ❤️
Now i wanna see Carl's mom character.
I like how she said that she wouldnt hurt a fly but beffore said that you where an exterminator
The next Carl video will be Carl hitting on the cop interrogating him about his mother's murder 😂 love these videos
Maybe he'll meet Lynette if she volunteers at a jail teaching people to do nails and he will learn but it'll be too late for mother lol 😆 😆😆😆
Do straight men have any idea what this is like? Are there a lot of Carlas out there?
Because if you're a woman this is what it's like to just regularly be on public transit.
One time I had a "Carl" give me his military ID on the way off the bus to "make" me show up for a date he planned. I was shouting after him "I'm not lying, I'm in a relationship!! I am not going to meet you there!
Take this ID, you need this!!"
Edit: oh Lord, my name is Melissa and I have long wavy hair 🥺 halp! I'm scared of this level of realism!
Creepy Carl is such an optimist, going to any length to find love. He’s become a new favorite. You’re so creative, Mary.
Carl gets "tickled" at a disembodied head telling him "are you 'coming'". This is freaking priceless, lmao.
How in the heck did Carl find out where I work??? 😂
As soon as I saw Carl I HAD to stay awake another hour and it was worth it 🤣
He reminds me of Dale Gribble from King of the Hill! I love it 😂
OMG, you're right.
Especially since he’s an exterminator 😹
OMG SAME
Aw this has been a really stressful week for me, and I was having trouble falling asleep because of it. Thanks so much for this! It's great timing
i really hope next week is better and u can have a stress free weekend
Who would've thought that I would get so excited to see creepy, irrelevant, long drawn out Carl? I've never clicked so fast 😂
As a fellow southerner, I’m so blown away by how accurately you can portray this “type”. The idiosyncrasies you capture are amazing.
I've gone to sleep about 10 times to this video. I love when he says untoward
The part where he talks about his mom not dying and her not leaving him the house had me rolling 😭😂
Carl's voice with sparkly friend u get pure JESSICA LANGE
Oh this is everything right now!!! ❤️
“Since you have chosen the way of misery...” 😂😂😂
carl, harvest, lynette, and the bitchy librarian are my faves. carl is so funny though 😭
If that Lowe's worker had only known who he was dealing with 😂 now he's a star on your channel 😂😂 I love Carl!
Thank you for every video you do!
You are so appreciated!
Love you so much, Mary! ❤️
OMG OMG IM SOOO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! Just got the notification and dropped everything crawled into bed with a cup of chocolate milk. We adore Carl, he needs his own biweekly/monthly segment! Thank you for this content Mary, you’re awesome :)
Honestly love all the Carl videos! So funny and also extremely relatable for me who has worked with many Carls in my day 😂
Carl’s innuendoes are absolutely the best! What a wonderful way to start the weekend with some great laughs!
Oh Mary, I had an awful day filled with awful news. This is just what I needed
I have a feeling Carl’s actual name is Norman🤔
This character is literally exactly like my dads cousin except he's much worse. If he makes eye contact with a woman he thinks she's gonna be his wife 😬 its crazy
Yikes! I don’t know if that’s hilarious or scary... 🤣
Nearly at 300k!! I’m so excited!
I love your Carl videos so much. Thank you Mary, you've helped me get through the hardest time in my life. ❤💜💙 I don't want to get into the details on TH-cam but you helped save my life.
I’m so happy to hear that! Stay strong ❤️
@@MsCiachi Thank You ❤
"I mean, I could just kinda run my hands down, and get a feel..." Smooth. xD Carl is one of my favorite characters of yours, he's so well done he actually makes me kinda uncomfortable at times- but in this case that's a compliment to the artist, excellent job. :D Also the implication of putting something extra in his mother's food just made me mentally go "Caaaaarrrrrllll, that kills people!"
Yet another endearing character. Mary, you just keep spewing greatness! Brilliant! You have many fans. I'm a big one!
Love this, thank you sooo much!!! I’ve listened to the other Carl’s 10x’s each, I can’t WAIT to add this to my list! You’re the best, Ms Mary!!!!
I just love these skits that you do...... I know it takes alot to do these. Thank you for all you do. Have a good day.
Both bizarre and hilarious. I just couldn’t look away
This character 😁
The punch lines 😭
The bag made of bag sounds 😍
"I wanted to thank you for holding the elevator for me." "I came in here because I had an appointment with the bank."
Me who works at a one floor kindergarten: "mhm, sure."
I agree with the masses; Carl is hilarious! I’m happy to see he keeps making returns on your channel lately!
Carl justs needs a new outlook . kinda feel sorry for him poor guy
my birthday was yesterday and im gonna pretend carl brought the “presents” for me
Mary your characters are just priceless ❤❤❤
God this character is amazing, thank you for keeping him alive!
You continually crack me up. Poor Carl, he just can't catch a break.
Haha I love your Carl! 🤣👌 Woops, Carl might read into that last sign...
To all the people reading this: I hope you have a great day! And I care for you!
Carl is the best character yet. Love Carl.
Mary you are bloody brilliant! Carl is the best creepy odd ball ever! Haha I love him even tho he gives me the heeby jeebies
Loving the Carl videos! Is this the video idea u were talking about in the ramble video?
Carl's nails look amazing 😂 Glad to see Carl is back too, always good for a laugh.
Awesome
"You probably don't wanna shake my hand cuz you know the cough cough" 😂😂
Mary I swear they should cast you on Reno 911, with all your characters, you would steal the show!!!
i want to see carl reunite with the thrift store cashier. please make carl his own playlist!!!!
I was just about to drift off to sleep, but then I saw this was just uploaded and now I have to stay awake!
Omg, I love Carl videos. You are amazing, so talented.
Best same channel ever
“That disembodied head has done took my heart.” Poetry.
Oh I was just watching carl at the thrift store!
I don't have the "cough, cough." Love this.....
Omg I love the Carl character, he’s a mess! Thank you for this! 💜
You're amazing Mary. I'm starting to root for Carl after all these videos....I want him to find love. You can do it Carl I believe in you!
I looooove this character, so funny!
THIS IS EPIC
Carl reminds me of Joe (from the show YOU) but southern, and less crazy! Love it !!
Hey Mary, I've ran out of your store walkthroughs, I've watched them all twice,love them!!! Please post another walkthrough soon 😄😄😄😄😄😄xx
Yay! I love Carl videos! They are soooo entertaining! Thank you, Mary!
I need a "Carl Meets With a Lawyer" video after this one 😂😂
omg yessss!!
Another Carl video! Thank you so much!!!
Third time watching this video. And it was uploaded like less than 20 hours ago.
Up for 15 hours-1 hour long-watched 3 times=fifth of my day was dedicated to your video. Congrats! Lmao I was supposed to be studying yet I fell asleep twice. Finally its night time, and I can sleep with no guilt lol
Oh dear. Carl found my workplace 😂
Carls my favourite character for sure! You just don't know what he's gonna say next 😂
It was the “Buy Best” for me 😭😂
Carl is the best character! What a good video idea! Thanks Mary - love it! Thanks for being so super creative and fun!
"Inappropriately excited" ....yeah!
The Asmr and comedy combo. My favorites!! Even as Carl Mary still looks pretty.
A lot better than a lot of comedian's on the TV or movies
I just love Mary so much always entertaining a big fan from South Wales UK
the carl videos are so good ugh. i love you mary.
I’ve been working from home and I play Carl videos while I work. He’s like my crazy coworker 🤣😂
LOL I just love you!! you have the best videos!! I always look forward to seeing your videos! God bless you! :) Kimberly In Concord, NC
Thank you so much!!
I 💜 Carl (from a distance - 😂)
Carl is a national treasure!
You are so adorable! Thanks for this!
YESSSS!!!!! Carl is my favorite! He can visit me anytime and anywhere. 😂🤣
I love Carl!! This character is always on point every time. I’ve met many a Carl🤣
Oh I’m so happy to see Carl again!!!
I’ve missed him.. you and your dirty thoughts!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Thanks Mary... 💕
Don’t tell Carl I have neuropathy in my feet because of my knees.. 🤣😂🤣💕
From start to finish I had a smile on my face
this is so god damn accurate omfg
Again, so so so good, I love this poor sad man, he's hilarious 👌⭐