time stamps 🪄 0:00 what up my witches 😛 0:04 no we’re wizards 🙄 0:09 cute stare 😮💨 0:12 montageeee 🥳 0:29 crying maya 😭 0:44 that-turtle-crush-looking 🍑 0:55 introducing him to the class!!! 1:02 rude (b)witches shouting at him 😢 1:07 tapping on his spatula- I MEAN WAND 1:11 explanation on why he is here 😄 1:32 demonstration 😫 1:37 ‼️JUMPSCARE‼️ 1:43 what was that sound??!? 1:52 eee holé 1:55 sorry dracow 😖 2:00 dumbledump 2:11 MOOOO 🐮 2:13 starting the lesson!!! 2:18 **cutely reads** 2:22 talking to our gal Hermione 2:26 Ginnay? gInNaY?! GINAAAAAY 👩🏻🦰 2:33 cute voice 😋 2:35 ya i like big time rush 😍 2:39 he is confusion 😐 2:50 asking to our bestie Ginny 👩🏻🦰 3:0. smarsh or pars? 3:10 malfunctions 😡 3:15 anger management needed 3:19 mummy issues 😎 3:21 shooketh 2:23 comforting Ginny 👩🏻🦰 3:29 it went on her bloody bun 😅 3:37 NOOOO ARE YOU STOOPID???!???!! 3:51 fight..? 3:58 ron weasel coming for our lord and saviour??! OH HELL NAW OHHAHS 4:18 she stole our face?! 🤬 4:23 what the bloody hell?! 😰 4:28 instagram? 4:47 cute aesthetic instagram sorry 🤪 5:15 smarsh or pars pt.2 5:40 wait a minote 🥶 5:54 hermione gangsta 🤫 6:02 ms gangsta refusing to give us her chips 🍟 6:31 do you take cash app? 6:34 wtf hermione you threw it at voldemort’s face 😤 6:46 he can take the heat 🤤 6:56 singing for us!!! 7:11 ‼️ANOTHER JUMPSCARE‼️ 7:29 omg again???!??? 7:38 omg it’s hermione gangsta (also cute dog tho 🙂) 7:41 what the… 7:58 the face in the back of the head returns…?!?! 8:09 it’s getting hot on here, so take of all your clo- 🥵 8:24 our favourite couple # stan 8:46 the second class begins!! 🤓 8:58 WHAT THE HECKAROONY?!!!??!?!?! 9:04 it says he’s gonna have a fat booty 😉😏 9:10 poor draco..🐍 9:38 cutely cuts Ginny’s hairrr 10:56 omg teachers be so strict 11:53 she have knotty hair tf- 😟 12:21 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 13:38 that was a good one 🫥 14:25 shakespeare who??? 14:36 hermione’s awful poem 😳 14:48 who needs a boat when you have voldemort??? 14:55 a piece of art 🖼 15:29 honestly the best part ngl
I’ve been watching this video for the past nights and it never fails to make me laugh, this is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen and I like to watch it over and over again.
This has become my comfort video, I can't tell you how many times I've watched this. It always makes me smile and I even started quoting the lines. This thumbnail is literally my computer screen!! Thanks!
Bruh I was soooooo not expecting this. I was expecting some peaceful calm asmr. I've never seen asmr like this before. I was PLEASANTLY surprised!! This was amazing!!!
Why does Voldemort sound like the grim reaper from horrible histories ( stupid deaths if your wandering)?! This video made me laugh so much especially when having a bad day so far. Thanks maya!
There’s so many layers to this video. From the asmr to the graduation toga to the filter going on and off, the accent, the attitude. I can’t! This is too much 😹😹😹😹
wait this makes me want a vecna asmr 💀💀 keep it up bestie i love u edit: 2:53 to 3:05 has me in the FLOOR 😭💀 3:44 💀 stooopppp i have to keep editing this with my fav parts 8:58 to 9:07 😭😭
I’m telling you, you’ll find lots of amazing ASMR videos on youtube(I should know, I used it every single day to be able to fall asleep) but none are as CHAOTICALLY CRAZY ICONIC as mayas 😂
she's an ICON, she's a LEGEND, and she IS the moment
Now come on now
@@joemama9835 joe
no she's just really boring
Really the moment 🤪
@@alexisbeingstupidagain7501 mama
2:40 THE DISAPPOINTMENT SOUNDS SO GENUINE
Bro I swear how do you not burst out in laughter during these.
She does that’s why there’s so many cuts🤣🤣🤣
i had a stroke reading that
@@i_exist1872 yeah I only realized yesterday how poor the grammar was but it's too late now.
@@AnneBoleynofEngland it wasn’t bad grammar btw
@@isabisalalisa oh. Well thanks
i love how the filter kept malfunctioning it made it so much better
this is art. the voices are on point, the filters, Voldermort’s wand as well 🤌🏼
Xddd
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14:13 “She wants us to do bloody riddles, what are we? Five?” 😭.
Not the graduation gown 😂😂 I’m crying this is a work of art *~
LMAO YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE THAT NOTICED!! Thank you so much, ily 🥰
@@MayaWinkyASMR 🤪😂🤍 hahaha becauseeee I mayyy or may not have purchased one off Amazon to recreate a Voldy*~ this past Halloween 😂
I thought it was judge Judy's shirt 😣
@@FATHER3k Same 😭
@@MayaWinkyASMR James dean will be proud of your beautiful acting skills 👏🏻❤️ enjoy the rest of your beautiful summer ❤️👏🏻❤️
3:29 "the filter went on my bloody bun"
🩸🍞 "Spice up your morning with a bloody bun, my vampiric sweetheart~" 🧛♀️💕
@@mikeycarter3267P.S.
Mom said you smell like patas, pls bath
-Bloomie Poomie you smell like Culis 🤭
please never stop doing this
voldemussy must never end 😌
@@dyingofdioxide 😭😭😭😭
i will pull the plug if i find out shes stopped😢😢😢
@@feartwdeadfr same
0:00 Intro
0:11 relax * twerks
0:26 jumpscare
0:28 Filter madness
0:44 Turtlemort
0:50 Filter madness vol. 2
0:55 New student
1:06 Spatula
1:36 Jumpscare
1:44 Sharts
2:02 Dumbledump
2:12 COW
2:17 Book
2:26 GiNnYeH
2:59 Uhhhh
3:01 Smash or pass
3:10 Filter madness vol.3
3:21 Um this book
3:30 Filter madness vol.4
3:46 Sassy brushing
3:57 Weasleyah
4:18 ~La Bonita Chula~
4:47 OOTD update
5:12 More smash or pass
5:47 Chips
6:00 Gangstah
6:35 Slaping chips
6:56 Latin filter madness
7:11 Jumpscare
7:23 Burps preciously
7:29 More smash or pass
7:41 Ellen
8:11 Calling names in spanish
8:23 Singing
8:44 teacup reading
9:39 Wottah
10:08 Spatula vol.2
11:05 Mic failiure
12:02 A dementor?
12:50 A horse?
13:05 Everybody look to the left everybody look to the right
13:37 burping time
14:01 Damn Ginger
14:08~ Poetry~
15:12 Ow
15:29 Aura cleansing
15:50 ❤Spatula❤
16:02 caca
Every time the filter leaves her face a year is added to my life
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
3:57 Ron’s creeper backpack is so accurate 💀
We never knew but we needed this all along. It is a masterpiece.
time stamps 🪄
0:00 what up my witches 😛
0:04 no we’re wizards 🙄
0:09 cute stare 😮💨
0:12 montageeee 🥳
0:29 crying maya 😭
0:44 that-turtle-crush-looking 🍑
0:55 introducing him to the class!!!
1:02 rude (b)witches shouting at him 😢
1:07 tapping on his spatula- I MEAN WAND
1:11 explanation on why he is here 😄
1:32 demonstration 😫
1:37 ‼️JUMPSCARE‼️
1:43 what was that sound??!?
1:52 eee holé
1:55 sorry dracow 😖
2:00 dumbledump
2:11 MOOOO 🐮
2:13 starting the lesson!!!
2:18 **cutely reads**
2:22 talking to our gal Hermione
2:26 Ginnay? gInNaY?! GINAAAAAY 👩🏻🦰
2:33 cute voice 😋
2:35 ya i like big time rush 😍
2:39 he is confusion 😐
2:50 asking to our bestie Ginny 👩🏻🦰
3:0. smarsh or pars?
3:10 malfunctions 😡
3:15 anger management needed
3:19 mummy issues 😎
3:21 shooketh
2:23 comforting Ginny 👩🏻🦰
3:29 it went on her bloody bun 😅
3:37 NOOOO ARE YOU STOOPID???!???!!
3:51 fight..?
3:58 ron weasel coming for our lord and saviour??! OH HELL NAW OHHAHS
4:18 she stole our face?! 🤬
4:23 what the bloody hell?! 😰
4:28 instagram?
4:47 cute aesthetic instagram sorry 🤪
5:15 smarsh or pars pt.2
5:40 wait a minote 🥶
5:54 hermione gangsta 🤫
6:02 ms gangsta refusing to give us her chips 🍟
6:31 do you take cash app?
6:34 wtf hermione you threw it at voldemort’s face 😤
6:46 he can take the heat 🤤
6:56 singing for us!!!
7:11 ‼️ANOTHER JUMPSCARE‼️
7:29 omg again???!???
7:38 omg it’s hermione gangsta (also cute dog tho 🙂)
7:41 what the…
7:58 the face in the back of the head returns…?!?!
8:09 it’s getting hot on here, so take of all your clo- 🥵
8:24 our favourite couple # stan
8:46 the second class begins!! 🤓
8:58 WHAT THE HECKAROONY?!!!??!?!?!
9:04 it says he’s gonna have a fat booty 😉😏
9:10 poor draco..🐍
9:38 cutely cuts Ginny’s hairrr
10:56 omg teachers be so strict
11:53 she have knotty hair tf- 😟
12:21 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
13:38 that was a good one 🫥
14:25 shakespeare who???
14:36 hermione’s awful poem 😳
14:48 who needs a boat when you have voldemort???
14:55 a piece of art 🖼
15:29 honestly the best part ngl
11:05 ANEKANEKANE
THIS DESERVES A PIN WTF
@@serafima4018 thank you x
👽👽👽 Time Stamps 👽👽👽
00:01 - 00:10 SHUT UP!
00:11 - 00:27 Shut the hell up!!
00:28 - 00:44 i'm scared, my face!!!
00:45 - 02:12 RAMBLES
02:13 - 02:26 Book reading
02:27 - 02:41 ramble
02:42 - 02:58 Hair play and ramble
02:59 - 03:08 Smosh or passed?
03:09 - 03:20 STOP
03:21 - 03:23 Book reading
03:24 - 03:27 Hair play
03:28 - 03:36 THE FILTER 👽
03:37 - 03:49 YOU're stupid
03:50 - 03:52 hair brushing
03:53 - 04:17 Say it to my face
04:18 - 04:25 FILTER
04:26 - 04:45 HAIR BRUSHING
04:46 - 05:10 OOTD
05:11 - 05:20 SMOSH OR PASSED ???
05:21 - 05:51 who's selling chips
05:52 - 06:00 GANGSTER
06:01 - 06:35 ramble
06:36 - 07:00 CHIPS
07:01 - 07:29 RAmBle
07:30 - 07:47 smosh or ...??
07:48 - 07:51 ..........
07:52 - 07:59 book reading
08:00 - 08:11 hair playing
08:12 - 08:34 BOY BOY BOYfriend...
08:35 - 08:50 Hair brushing
08:51 - 08:57 TEAcup tapping
08:58 - 09:38 ramble
09:39 - 09:57 spray tapping
09:58 - 10:07 spraying
10:08 - 10:20 ramble
10:21 - 10:32 hair brushing
10:33 - 10:49 OH THANK YOU...
10:50 - 11:10 PAY ATTENtion!!
11:11 - 11:28 ramble
11:29 - 11:40 chips eating
11:41 - 11:56 hair brushing
11:57 - 12:00 nail sounds
12:01 - 12:16 sleeping and noting
12:17 - 12:31 chips eating
12:32 - 12:45 hair cutting
12:46 - 13:43 hair playing and ramble
13:44 - 13:59 ramble
14:00 - 14:01 hair brushing
14:02 - 14:08 spraying
14:09 - 14:47 noting
14:48 - 15:27 singing
the title's of the timestamps are sending me 😭😭
lol Voldemort twerking💀😭
Спасибо🌺
This must have taken ages to make
Endraaa
“I’m gonna be bald when I’m older”
“Sucks to be you…. Oh”
ITS KILLING ME 💀
It’s actually impossible not to laugh during this like I almost ran out of breath 💀
God ive been laughing at the "i cant stop sharting" for 20 minutes ALSO THE RON ROASTING VOLDEMORT
Dude..
your asmr vids progressively get weirder and I’m living for it
I don’t even watch these to sleep anymore, this is pure comedy 😂
I’ve been watching this video for the past nights and it never fails to make me laugh, this is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen and I like to watch it over and over again.
the way voldemort is playing with my hair when he doesn't have any 😭
He’s just trying to see how it feels so he can steal it
Lmao XD
@@doveeee 😭😭
@@doveeee he need my nose too?
@@littlebody_bigheart5257 yes he needs it so he can smell the wine on his date with lucius malfoy
This has become my comfort video, I can't tell you how many times I've watched this. It always makes me smile and I even started quoting the lines. This thumbnail is literally my computer screen!! Thanks!
Same !! I watch it almost every night before sleeping, that way I always end my day with something funny 😆
I Say smaaash hahahaha at least one time a day
@@limonfloref5943 I probably say "it's a bit hot in here not gonna lie" or "you're nothing but a liar a Manipulator too" the most
Been recently diagnosed with Depression again and this is the first thing I've seen in weeks that's made me genuinely heartily laugh!
Sending you lots of love❤️
Stay strong darling ✨💚💚
@@Urfavvbea Thank you 💓 x
@@micasmr4224 I'm trying for my daughter x
How are you doing these days? Hope things are going ok still :)
THE WAY SHE LOOKEDWHEN ELLEN APPEARS
Girl you are so FUNNY!!! I can’t get enough of you
Bruh I was soooooo not expecting this. I was expecting some peaceful calm asmr. I've never seen asmr like this before. I was PLEASANTLY surprised!! This was amazing!!!
Omg I’m so relaxed that voldemortussy really made me fall asleep 😴
NOT THE VOLDEMORTUSSY 💀
BRUH NAURRR U DID NOT 💀💀💀
@@doopdoop6330 but I did
HELP NOT VOLDEMORTUSSY
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god!!!!
11:05-11:10 absolutely kills me every time
Oh my lawd
stop I'm crying !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TEARS DOWN MY FACE
I feel like one of those babies that stops crying instantly when Maya comes on. I was sobbing like 5 minutes and now I'm losing my shit. Thanks Maya
wow! this is the most amount of tingles i’ve gotten in a while. i feel asleep in like the first five minutes. so relaxing 😌
Why does Voldemort sound like the grim reaper from horrible histories ( stupid deaths if your wandering)?! This video made me laugh so much especially when having a bad day so far. Thanks maya!
Coming from a British guy I love this comment and I miss that show, they’ve changed all of the characters and it ruined the show for me tbh
@@jasper.quartz1325 yes that’s soo true! Like where the hell is rattus rattus?! He was the star of the show!
@@hijabis4life ikkk u can’t have horrible histories without ratuss ratuss it just feels wrong
This is the most chaotic video I’ve ever watched but the tingles omg
I'm not even 15 seconds in and I'm laughing😭💀
14:33 This part has me dying 💀
She sound the same 💀
the mic breaking at 15:10 absolutely sent me
And kids, that's the start of this story about a voice so bad the audio wanted to die.
That scared me💀
I watched this In my room cleaning it and I’ve never jumped so high in my life 💀
I laugh
12:49 jurassic park😨😨💅
2:59’s laugh got me-
Ur literally the best asmrist pls never stop doing these
another day another maya winky asmr video
14:47 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ITS 8 AM HELPP
🤣🤣
HELPOP MEEEE
aahellppp 😭😭😭😭
H3LP MEEEJ
OOOOO its 2:25 am helppp
GOODBYE- 4:50 “ouw ouw tee dei👹”
There’s so many layers to this video. From the asmr to the graduation toga to the filter going on and off, the accent, the attitude. I can’t! This is too much 😹😹😹😹
i'm at a loss for words like how do you not burst out in laughter while recording these
u never fail to make me laugh 😭
I literally love how your Channel went from actual asmr, to chaotic videos is actually iconic
this was so iconic and beautiful i almost cried
6:33 THE THROW HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
1:37😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣I literally love when you show the mistakes 😭😭
11:04 got me so good i laughed so hard lol
MY EARS-
0:05 will forever be legendary
‘ *shut up* ‘
8:00 the switch from spanish to british 💀
To be honest this is not an ASMR anymore this is a try not to laugh challenge now 😂 but i love it
ur asmrs are honestly the highlights of my days
1:18 THE FACE OMG
I love the fact that Ginny and Voldemort are besties😭
They would be honestly /j
wait this makes me want a vecna asmr 💀💀 keep it up bestie i love u
edit: 2:53 to 3:05 has me in the FLOOR 😭💀
3:44 💀
stooopppp i have to keep editing this with my fav parts 8:58 to 9:07 😭😭
Omg I second the vecna asmr vid!
2:18 I can’t stop laughing
0:11 IM IN TEARS💀💀💀💀💀
SAME 😭😭😭😭
3:09 THE FILTER LMFAOOOO BYE
OUR QUEEN BACK AGAIN WITH THE SWAGIEST OF VIDEOS ✌💅🤙😎🥵💃
The queen is here 🖤💪🏼
@@abbyanderson524 definitely 💃
@@lucyyatessss 🖤🖤
3:21 And that’s the moment that I’ve lost my lungs. 🙂✨
6:56 was honestly amazing. made me laugh so hard
this face will haunt me forever
Yo I agree I'm pissing myself due to that lamo
3:35 is my fav bit lol 😆😂
I Can't with 2:10 it's too much for today 😂😂😂😂
3:50 this is so canon
The moment Maya makes normal asmr, the world ends
i actually fell asleep to this. best sleep ever, thanks.
10:08 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
I don't understand
im crying that’s my fav part
@@kwangya_kingIDT I’ve ever laughed 😂 so hard in my life 10:43
i genuinely love this women
HEY MAYA!! i hope u see this but ur vids never fail to put a smile on my face!! ur vids r great and keep it up luv xoxo
i need part 2 of this masterpiece
Es tan extraño pero gracioso a la vez 😂
Aunque no sepa mucho inglés me río con tus videos :D ❤
In0:25 when Voldermort was dancing he look confusion but happy I call it confusing happy
0:45 thats all i have to say.
t.u.r.l.e
Girl not you being a whole model this is Literally why I love you your not afraid to be you girl
I NEED a 1 hour version of this! I am laughing so fking hard rn!!
00:58 aww voldi looks so goofy and uwu🥹🥹🏳️🌈
These filters have an uncanny valley look and the whole video is just so unhinged I love it
I’m telling you, you’ll find lots of amazing ASMR videos on youtube(I should know, I used it every single day to be able to fall asleep) but none are as CHAOTICALLY CRAZY ICONIC as mayas 😂
THIS IS ART 💀💀
this is my favorite thing i have seen this week i am DYING your face acting and impressions are stellar
The Voldussy really came out in this one 💅😔💅
0:09 - sassy voldy 💅
0:11 - Material voldy scene #1
0:45 - POSSESED TURTLE CRUSH LOOKIN-
2:00 - yea, soo...
2:10 - ....... AAAUUG-
-𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓷𝔂 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮-
15:11 - I breathe it in
15:14 - *DRAMATIC SNIFFING*
15:30 - MATERIAL GWORL 😍😘💅💅😛😛
15:43 - *CRUNCH*
Her asmrs are the only asmrs i can watch 😭
I made it to 3:14 because my husband be trying to sleep and I just couldn’t stop laughing!
To be continued tomorrow 😂
its been 9 months bae
@@kitty4evrr 0:06
I didn't relax nor went to sleep but I almost sh*t my pants, this was hilarious 💚💚💚
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s ART.
11:04 just got me too good🤣🤣
0:13 im in TEARS THE WAY YOU “🕺-🕴”
SHARTING 💀💀 I didn’t relax I died laughing 😂
4:16 AHGAHGA IM IN TEARS
this is one of the funniest videos i’ve watched in my life
This channel never ceases to amaze me 🤣
I CANT ANYMORE I DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THDE FILTER WENT ON HER BUN-
THE QUEEN HAS UPLOADED 🛐🛐🛐🛐
you always make our day!!!
u are A LEGEND!!!
This is the least asmrteeist asmr video I’ve come across in a while- thanks for that!
istg things is the best thing I've ever seen I feel like I've been blessed by the gods
'She can't even see with those big old GOGGLES' nearly had me choking on my tea
12:06 that was literally me in my cooking exam I proper snored 😭🖐️
This is probably the funniest ASMR channel I have ever have ,🤣
We need a part 2 xD I'm dead. Not a potter fan but this is amazing.