'They Got A Tank' | The Expendables 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 มิ.ย. 2021
- Taking up refuge, The Expendables play defense after being cornered.
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Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke... that's ultra-meta and I'm here for it.
We are all here for it. The meme has become self-aware.
Lol, I cracked up when he said that 🤣😂🤣😂😂
Say whatever, Expendables is like a awesome reunion of the greatest action heroes.
There was a comedy a long time ago, "Its a mad, mad, mad world" that brought together all the comedy geniuses of its time. movies like that are either really great...or a bunch of egos destroying a movie.
Facts
Yah been wondering how the hell the producers manage to pay all these legends 🤣🤣🤣
@@sashakrizinsky5473 group discount. or maybe senior discount.
It's just dumb fun.
The best dialogue in this movie
Barney Ross : I've heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra
Booker : Yeah I was. But after five days of agonizing pain the cobra died.
LOL man LOL, it is chuck norris
The best part of that, Chuck Norris delivered the Chuck Norris meme.
@@jaquigreenlees chuck norris got shot once
the bullet is still in the hospital
in critical condition
when chuck norris was born
he drove his mom home
from the hospital
@@joecok when chuck Norris was a participant in the squid games, he was attacked by the statue. Chuck Norris is fine but the statue is now in a coma
@@99mrpogi That's just a rumour. The truth is when Chuck was walking towards the statue, the statue turned away, so as to not be destroyed by Chuck looking at it.
chucky all the way
Aaaah... yes, the epic Chuck Norris entrance. I remember I was crying with joy when I watch this scene.
Nothing more epic than Chuck Norris making a Chuck Norris joke.
THE man, the one true king, the higher being, Chuck Norris
when the showed up the whole f_cking room in the cinema freaked out
@@r3l1csvk Yeah🤣 I remember when Sylvester Stallone said " Don't freak out" at Norris's entrance, we thought he was talking to the audience instead of Maggie.
@@nishantmaurya9338 😂
I dont know why people didnt like this movie. It was never meant to be a deep meaning film or anything of the sort.
Its a heartfelt letter to over the top 80s action movies. You know, when the main actors made their names known.
I think they meant the first one as a serious movie, but when they saw the response as an over-the-top, shoot-em-up, blow-em-up, flick that moviegoers really didn't take seriously, I think they wised up and decided to just have fun and use an enormous explosives budget, classic lines, and tongue-in-cheek plot to make a winner. And they did.
I can't believe there are peaple out there who don't like this movie. ............
I liked all 3 of them.
No we get it, just they totally screwed up the action / fighting, it’s so bad. Wasted potential with all those guys together. Wish they had a better director, imagine how awesome that would be, even if it’s just fast furious level quality
Because People tend to trow shit on cool stuff and like Marvel crap
Love how Stallone looks at his gun to see if it was him that caused all the damage…
He was thinking " What the hell kind of bullets has that gun shop been selling me?"
I thought either his bullet ricocheted all over the place, or it knocked down that one Sang and _his_ gun killed the others.
If he had done all that with one round, movie or not, I would want to know what brand/model of gun and what loads.
"Don't freak out."
Yeah, sorry, no can do. When Chuck walked onto the scene, I remember the Theater went nuts, some people were actually crying with joy.
Loved the part about the Cobra . Made my month :)
I'm guessing that was in a US Theatre?
@@thespokenword6456 Oh yes.
I love how they incorporated one of the Chuck Norris memes about just how bad ass he is.
I really love this part about them wanting a tank but then here comes the enemy with a tank
Lol chuck norris don't need a tank
The tank needs chuck norris😄
@@Luke-vf6qc 🤣🤣🤣
0:57 Careful what you wish for.
There was also that time that Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 10 guys... after that the grenade exploded...
brilliant joke
I thought Chuck Norris killed 10 guys with the grenade pin. And used the grenade to destroy a satellite in orbit.
@@khathaway414 That was different time...
The Chuck Norris entrance was really cool and I like the reference to him being a 'Lone Wolf'.
Lone Wolf McQuade most likely. Another good movie.
"After 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." He accepted that he's meme.
Chuck Norris shows up and they make a Chuck Norris-joke. xD
and clint eastwood theme song
@@silentsupreme4874 Yeah, I've never understood why.
@@lindildeev5721 Walker Texas Ranger... old westerns... etc...
@@lindildeev5721 Norris was from essentially from that same Era as Eastwood, both were in western movies and played cowboys
You telling me he wasn't really bitten by a King Cobra? 😂Lucky for the Cobra I guess
Barney Ross is really a sharpshooter and he have eagle eyes.
One of the most badass characters of Sylvester Stallone.
stallone has created wonderful characters
Along with Deke DaSilva.
The Walker Texas Ranger music as Chuck Norris just casually and calmly stroll is hilarious. I’m not really super surprised by it but it’s still pretty funny
Chuck Norris even showed up in World of Tanks and his one of my tank commanders ever since! 😂
And since then you haven't lost a match playing with him as a Tank commander
in fact, you probably single-handedly eliminated all enemies 😁👍
Heard a rumour that you are dead
Yeah I heard that too
Lol epic 😂
Love that slightly worried look on Barney's face after Booker tells him the Cobra-Joke.
2:17 is when things get epic...
The music tho👌
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the earth down. :D
All of them trying to hold that laugh🤣🤣🤣
...the cheering at 2:18 must been enormous! :)
All of this was worth Chuck Norris doing a Chuck Norris joke. It was having my childhood in a pop up book the first time I saw this. Good times.
Hail to the original and indestructible tough guy. Hands down to Chuck Norris.
0:01 Ceasar: Houston we got a problem DOWN
1:46 Ceasar: HEY WHO DID THAT
Gunner: not me I'm out
That was my bad 😂😂😂
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Once When I threw a grenade ..it killed 101 people and then it exploded !!! 😆😆
If only these movies could have been made 30 years ago when stallone, schwarzenegger, lundgren, willis, Van damn were all younger and buff. I know they all still had big egos then but what a movie it could have been!
that would be a block buster for straight 1 year. because 90s is pinnacle of movie industry.
Childhood awesomeness 🔥🔥🔥🥺🥺
You should buy some real fire power then
" Don't freak out " 🤣🤣🤣
Chuck Norris got the best character entrace in the series
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Cool and awesome. I love these guys when I was a kid and The Expendables is such a gift outta nostalgia.
Still remember watching this movie back in 2012 and after this joke the whole theater started laughing, it was a blast!
Say what you will, but this movie was badassery incarnate.
I was waiting for Terry to say something about old spice power lol
Terry knows better than to use Old Spice recklessly. Its kind of like spinach to Popeye.
It would have broken the film (and the Expendables franchise) in half... and he would had to step out of the screen in movie theatres worldwide, to reboot the sun and muscle flex the show back together again.
@@Wavemaninawe That's true we don't want him out shinning the other actors by single handedly ending the movie
Old Spice odour blocking body wash blocks BO for 24 hooooourrrrssss!!!
These movies are really great for action fans I know my dad used to take me to watch Van Damme Stallone Arnold movies all of them and then taking him to this one where all of them work together was nice because he was just starstruck that they were all on the big screen
Chuck Norris. One riot- one ranger.
The Greatest action heros on Earth ❤
Tell that to someone from NAVY SEALS or SAS :D :D
Love all the Chuck jokes.
This fucking scene, this fucking film, everything fucking thing is so fucking perfect...
"One bullet left, ahh well"
Literally me when i fought Squall thr 2nd time
The cobra joke is pure gold. It’s one of the most famous “facts about Chuck Norris.”
1:46
Big Jack Latimore: Hey, who did that🤔⁉️
Ivan Drago: Not me, I'm out!
Chuck Norris jokes, by Chuck Norris! 😂
2:34 awesome Chuck Norris appearances
0:57 Careful what you wish for, Barney.
JUST LOVE THS SUPER HOT ACTON PACKED MOVIE WITH SO MANY INCREDIBLE A-LIST HOLLYWOOD ACTION PACKED STARS! GIVE THIS ONE AHHH AHH 10 STARS OUT OF 10!
It must have been a lot of fun on the set even if just playing one of the bad guys
Getting killed by Chuck Norris would be an absolute honor
Best Scene in the movie🤣 and my Favorit one
0:59-oh blast, speak of the devil, this ain’t any good!
Gotta love Hollywood shooting scenes. 20 men spraying with fully automatic weapons, no one gets hit.
While irl you get a small gun fight a couple of blocks down, someone dies in a different city from a stray bullet.
1:04
“I’m sorry, did somebody just say a tank?”
What a fun series to watch
For those wondering what tank that is, it's a soviet-made T-72 Main Battle Tank
Surprised the turret didn’t blow off the top of it. Thats usually what happens
@@cusefan5510 Correct, that usually happends when you shoot it's ammunition
If this is mellow then I’m afraid to ask what the Lone Wolf is like when he goes rambo on everything 😂
When you make such a famous western song that when someone wants a western setting your song is the go-to song. When people don't even know what song it is, what movie it is from, who made it... but when they think of western they immediately think of YOUR song. Like how fuking genius do you have to be for that?
Lol i never new chuck norris had this sense of humour 😂😂😂
Enemy accuracy = 0%
The enemy are like stormtroopers in that they can't hit one damn thing
Gotta love the cheap inexpensive Stormtrooper School of Shooting. It's a requirement for every bad guy to save on their financial budget. lol
They need aimbots
I did have upmost fun with that scene 😂😂😂👍
It was brilliant 😎😎😎
Oh shit they got a tank!.😂
Looking back... now, it was so good.
"Dont freak out" lmao
Houston, we gotta a problem.🤣
A great comedy.........bet they have a great time making these movies....
2:29 don’t freak out 😂😂😂
Okey boss
I am freaking out 😂😂😂
I don’t know how, but I somehow found this funny! 1:46-1:49
The plot armor in this scene is crazy
That's a great entrance.
Stormtroopers vs. Expendables
I agree 100%
The great 80s action heroes, they should have depicted Michael Dudikoff as well- The original American Ninja😎
Never underestimate ol’ Booker.
I love it!
Dont freak out...LOL
Norris what a intro
"you're the one people call the 'lone wolf'"? "I've been called that." LOL
chuck norris, is his own walking meme hahah
Hahahaha !!!! Bad guys are bad shots.
Can you hold them off..? Yeah, maybe with a tank……oh shit! What? They got a tank!
We have a tank
We have Chuck Norris
*Turret turning slowly*
Caeser: OH!!!
Chuck is so tough there isnt a chin under his beard it is just another fist
I heard that rumor too 😳😳😳
wkwkw this scene is so amazing
I pissed my pants laughing at this
one of the best part of the movie ol
The Best, goood 💪💪👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️
Amazing scene, but they could just call it Expendable and put just one Chuck Norris. I'm sure he would win alone :D
Wouldnt it be called the Un-Expendable because he basically cant die? Lol
@@KobashifanSam Maybe, but if we think about it, then it should have been called that way in the first place because no one of them died in first, second or third Expendables movie. But, the way i see it, why they named this movies as Expendables, is because the main heroes of this movie is the people that no one likes. And that, someone just hire them to do dirty work, sending them to mission of no return, but in the end they survive because of their skills. That is why it's called Expendables, in my opinion.
That movie is called Invasion USA
@@deathcold_longplaysua4846 Doesn't Expendables 2 start with one of the team getting killed (or is that 3)?
@@Thurgosh_OG Honestly, it's been a long time since i watched both movies, thus i don't remember already.
Legend
*their lives are saved*
Barney: somebody got a little carried away
3:33 omg their reaction
Nice move chuck norris
"Hey! Who did that?!"
Poor guys, against Chuck Norris, all they could bring was a tank.
When Chuck Norris do push-ups he does not push himself up but he pushes the earth down.
The Expendables 2 will always be a classic
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, Scott Adkins,Liam Hemsworth, Jet Li, Bruce Willis.
Chuck Norris !! Smile when you say that.
Is Barney shooting without a magazine in the weapon? Thats a mistake right there.😂
I still like his approach
Most of the Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes at his prime. Would have been hilarious to see T in this, too, giving that famous scowl about one of the tough guy jokes directed at Chuck. 😁
Clint Eastwood as well.