The Impossible Spirit Battle
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 เม.ย. 2020
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#SmashBrosUltimate #Alpharad #Spirits - เกม
Now my favorite quote of all time: “unleash your unrivaled virgin rage”
I think he said unbridled.
Unbridled
Idk man mine is still
“I have the power level of an omega Chad with erectile dysfunction”
TH-cam has some pretty nice quotes
Hilda is still worst girl though
@@YeetYeet-gg7sf You dont deserve hilda
"Every top tier has big ass"
Snake: well that's rude
No snake must have a thicc ass and everyone agrees
pikachu?
@@cassieboylol5012 he had one in brawl
@@dawsonmurray2822 did he stutter
Snake: I’m trying to sneak around but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards
I love the absolute irony in stating that Claude "awakens a lot of things in a lot of people" followed by the gimmick being "left is right, right is left" reversing things
I don't get it...
Geo Anthony Just like the men who see Claude, your controls are no longer straight.
i mean he's already bi so that would make him straight then...
@@hunlim2117 I don’t think that’s how it would work
@@Edgeperor then how would it
Sothis’s spirit art is her sitting on a throne holding her own bones.
So im not the only one who noticed this
oh so byleth’s sword is sothis’ bones ok
@@oolexer yes the creator sword is supposedly made of her skeleton
Hol up, what the fuk
@@liamwelsh4665 understandable that is perfect 100% accurate logic
“How is a human supposed to beat this without spirits?” They aren’t quite simply.
You need to put a comma between “aren’t” and “quite”.
Ike offstage up special
MythicalGamerWolf TM nah i literally did not understand this sentence until shy guy told me
@@colehuh8836 why my name here i didnt comment?
@@JustinLaieatsbacon replace ike with king dedede and you're correct
That ending"I did it." Tells me all I need to know about how broken this man was after those battles.
To finally win, not by his own skill, but by a flaw, truly breaks a person.
Thats worse than any loss. He will forever lead the rest of his days wondering whether if he was truly capable of besting that Wolf himself.
Very wise and true words my friend.
Life so far in a nutshell
@@bloodmuzzle Really does make you think if you're even good at the game.
No wonder why Sakurai loves Iori
“I guess this is the crimson flower route because Dimitri is gone!”
Dude...
Or Silver Snow, or whatever Claude’s is called
SalmonMan King of the Ocean pretty sure Verdant Wind
Literally every route besides Blue Lions
Hidden Hasuta does Ashen wolves count?
@@RaikoEnjoyer i dont think thats a full route
Me who doesn't play fire emblem being told hilda is best girl: o ok
With you there... But I watched some of his fire emblem three houses playthrough
Me who only knows the FE: 3H girls from r34: Dorothea?
Me to
Booty muncher Webb wut
@@wessel1672 convert brother for you own safety
That Rhea spirit battle that happened was super accurate to the actual Rhea fight.
Oh yeah, isn't Rhea a super pushover? I know the Immaculate One isn't (shudders in 400 cumulative health)
Why, because she fell off the side before the dragon appeared?
I really struggled with my battle against Immaculate Rhea on my first playthrough
We all know the actual Immaculate fight is to warp Edelgard up to her, dance and galeforce 5 times.
Lol people say it’s hard but I basically beat the map with warlock edelguard and immaculate boileth
2:08 That better not be a belated April's fools joke.
But out of season April Fools jokes are the best ones, just ask Blizzard.
I'm still waiting on more CPUCS
Peter yeaman I know
@@MrTerminator3010 We'll get more one day. Remember, we haven't gotten to the Vincent Revival Arc yet, or even finished the arcs for Blood Falcon and the Commissioner.
3:57 alpharad trying to recover his heterosexuality after talking about claude
he is a bi king lol 💙💜💖
@@tylerinmotion4075 true tho
he's bi though lol
@@Waffle4 the proper term is "bicon" thank you very much
Claude made me single handedly choose his house
The thing is, Chrom and Yusuke are voiced by the funny man himself Matt Mercer. Now we just need McCree in smash for the triple.
Same with Pikachu and Morgana. Both voiced by Ikue Otani.
Joker, master hand, and the announcer are all voiced by the funny man
@@kellyjohana516 Adult Tiki is also Ikue for the triple
Morgana and Sothis share English voice actoes too
Saiki Kusuo joe joe more like bad
"I just look like a CPU at this point"
Actual CPU that's destroying him: Am I a joke to you?
Y O U
every where i go i see his face
YOU GODAMNED MUSTACHLESS FACE!
*Said CPU proceeds to do the most CPU thing ever: SDing for absolutely no reason
It’s the traveler!!
1:01 -"they just don't want to play the game"
Alpha, it's Hilda.
Did you expected her to *want to do* something?
I mean, blame her brothers and father for coddling her all the time. She's a product of her environment.
@@Darkoriax17 I wasn't saying she's a bad character, just stating a fact.
Literally the first thing that Claude says about her is that she doesn't want to do anything
Damn, Alpha isn't wrong when he says that Terry's stage is the most honest stage in the game.
5:13
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
"Sooooooo, yeah. You're probably wondering how I got here, huh?"
2:07 quick tip, at the end when you fight them both, clear out the entire final map, it actually weakens them. Or just look through world of light tips.
EVERYONE LIKE THIS COMMENTS SO ALPHA SEES
He’d probably die to some of those spirits in the final map
@@HexCopper true but quite a few are novice/ advance
If Alpha actually spent the time to gather skill orbs and did them all he'd have been more set for the final fight anyway, that and Celebi Auto heal. Was many ways to make it easier on himself... ;) That and playing worse and using that C-stick, But we all know he likes to make it harder on himself so he can pop off :D
@@Goremize *sigh* yeah
I am extremely convinced that during Byleth’s FS, Sothis says “the eggs are broken”
It's "the end approaches" but I like your take on it lol
XD
I hear be in depresssion
@Moonlight Absol That would be because it is Morgana
@@TiamatZer0 wait, the supreme god of everyone and the most powerful being presented until now is this weird simp cat thing? oh god oh fuck
“I saw Nairo, one of the top players, best content creators in smash”
boy did that not age well.
Yeahh, DOWN WITH THE NAIRO
I was looking for this comment
“best content creators” and “Nairo” do not go well together
Donut Does Things not at all
Yeah I just thought of that
“Claude, he awakens a lot of things in a lot of people. Yes I might BI one of them”
It was in front of use the whole time
Alpha: *can't beat wolf*
Wolf: "fine, I'll do it myself"
the cpu literally just gave alpha a homie stock.
I wish most CPUs were capable of doing this.
And no, the giant charizard rolling himself out of the blast zone doesn't count for me.
Alpha: struggles with sothis
Me a Mac main: “Pathetic”
Also me a Mac main: *click clack the C stick will attack*
Haha C stick go click clack
Good one
@@ballisticboo7808 Nooooo, you can't just spam smash attacks!
Same
Haha, go stick, dominate the meta
Alpha must have these words stuck in his head after this:
*I’LL FINISH WITH THIS*
0:38 this aged like a pint of the finest milk around
Oof
i don't know who's that, can i get the story?
Mal9099 Nairo rape minor
Hilda: I'm a delicate flower
Also Hilda: *Destroys an entire army wielding an ax and wearing heavy armor
she lies when she saids delicate flower more like the destroyer of the worlds.
What if you wanted to conquer the world
but someone said
Y O U ' R E M A K I N G M E W O R K
She's just julius child he had wrath she also has wrath does she also major loptous holy blood?
Hilda: kills someone
Also Hilda: "HILDA!! HILDA!!"
"10/10, kasumi best girl"
hold up. this man has changed.
I think we all may have, I dont think I can pick anyone else again.
woah woah, how about futaba?
He’s a traitor!
She is
@@Channelsettings624 no what the fuck are you talking about haru is worst girl
4:26
It hurt itself in its confusion
8:50 This is just a Smash Bros All-Out Attack...
"Oh, he can be Enhanced."
>Oh good, that means my shitty OCD is gonna make me do that fight *_twice._*
Yep, ik what you mean. Get the spirit twice just to have both
What brings you to be a collector of 100% spirits of all things
@@marmato9332 His OCD probably
I have every spirit besides a few cup head spirits and all of my primary spirits are level 99 because of my shitty OCD
I started trying to get all the spirits after finally getting the fighter pass and it's a real pain.
"There is a correlation to Smash Ultimate about how good they are and how fat their ass is"
*cries in Dedede main*
I am the funniest TH-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear bruron
AxxL holy shit can you stop
AxxL will you fuck off?
@@AxxLAfriku damn, quarantine really made you insane huh
Pika pika?
3:32 Now we understand what he meant by this
I GOT CHILLS WHEN “NEW LIGHTLOCKE ATTEMPT COMING SOON” POPPED UP HOLY SHIT
Still hype
;]
People keeps saying “Oh Pauline is the hardest” or “Dr Wily is impossible”, but little did they know...
But he's doing this with NO spirits!!!!
I was able to beat Dr Wily with no sprites with wolf
Just use ness on wily,
@@jackharrington2752 upload it
@@electroniccritic9412 Pretty much Ness or Lucas just turn the fight comedically easy
“Things just went from 0 to (81.4) real quick”
0:35 ........ definitely hasn't aged the best
yikes
@@avdolsfather oh shit sorry for your loss
Can't believe alpha did this first
"We've worked our way back to Sothis and boy are we about to fail miserably!"
*cue Hop's battle theme*
Perfect.
I don't get it
cool 23819, it’s because in Pokémon Sw or Sh, Hop, your rival keeps failing at everything yet still thinks he’ll win.
I mean hop deserves it
@@Rakoone
Zee
⭐⭐⭐⭐ LEGEND
PIGGY
Character: Inkling (Alt 5)
Power: 14,000
Type: Shield Support
Music: Attack - Soma Bringer
Stage: New Pork City (Battlefield Forme)
RULE: Health Recovery
Conditions:
The enemy will charge up a powerful final smash
The enemy is healed significantly when the enemy's at high damage
Hop deserved so much better
Alpha: Hilda is best girl in Fire Emblem
So you're just gonna forget your faithfulness to Lyn, just like that?
I mean she is better then lyn
@@antifireemblem8224 didn't realize we take unpopular opinions here
LordGoenutz Thats not unpopular people don’t like lyn as a character they like her for the fan service like camilla
@@antifireemblem8224 bruh
Miguel I’m not wrong though, lyn mode is the worst part of fire emblem 7
"boy are we about to fail miserably"
* plays hop's theme *
This was before the blood bath of bad and when we didn't know who Nairo really was
"The impossible spirit battle"
Olimar would like to have a word with you
Isaac Cun Olimar was nerfed so this comment is irrelevant
Meta Knight would like to speak with you.
@@kinlaw7220 So sad
Jigglypuff's down b would like to know your location!
Villager amiibo with the blue shirt? please? CD
Two Alpharad uploads in one day? This quarantine must be driving him insane.
It's probably because he sounded suicidal in the first one
But hey thats showbiz baby!
first one was just an alpharad plus video but if it was edited to 12 minutes and he was held at gunpoint
I think you might have misworded that a little but
quarantine must have driven him into the realm of sanity
I think he went insane years ago.
0:38 that one aged like milk. . .
0:39 damn.
"He awakens alot of things in alot of people... yes i might be one of them"
"I've been playing *mad* P5R"
Disappointed alphaplus fans: Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way
I now recognize that was a bit and now I am pissed that it was a bit
@@bobertjohnson4459 no it wasn't he said on Twitter he'll do it once the lockdown is over
Link 47 makes sense, but that’s still not going to be for like a month
@@bobertjohnson4459 I'd double that number if I were you, I think this'll only end in at least 2 months
Kinda want to see a Subspace playthrough, that’s some nostalgia right there
6:39 that combo is
N I C E
I even had 69% when I commented this lmfao
Impossible spirit battle
Pauline: "hold my Microphone"
*laughs in "Staff Equipped"*
I beat it because peach fell off and died
olimar
Pauline is hardest no 🧢
He beat her first try! Don't you remember that?
“lol, how did I beat this easier than Alpharad?? Are we just evenly matched solely in the area of npc fights?”
“WAIT IS HE NOT USING SPIRITS”
Will S my exact thoughts
he ran out of spirits
How do you run out?
@@yokaiju8909 Feed them to Amiibos
well about 40 seconds in this aged like milk
0:38 welp
r/Agedlikemilk
6:06 “If Rhea was in this game instead of Byleth easy top tier”
If Rhea were in the game we'd have an excuse for an FE character with significantly less disjoints (since Rhea likes punching shit; it's one of the things she teaches in Three Houses)
Also some dragon stuff.
Derek Zhang the joke is that palutena exists
Alpha: using chrom is cheating cus it’s such a dishonorable strat
Also Alpha: play lame win game
That's showbiz, baby!
0:38 8:11aged very well
2:08
It’s confirmed everybody! Lightlocke: Endgame is coming soon!
Synopsis? It’s been 5 years, but the DLC characters have decided they’re not gonna let everyone die in vain; they’re gonna do *whatever it takes*
Cloud be like
W H A T ‘ S U P B I T C H E S
T I M E T O C O M M I T W A R C R I M E S
when he panicked when he tried to cape Ken, I immediately got flashbacks from him playing with Miloni and travis at 3:58 of the Hard DK video trying to cape him
What if you
Wanted to go to Heaven
But God said!
“I’ll finish with this!”
"you and my are now one!, Haaaaaaaa, THE EGGS ARE BROKEN!"
Sorry but it is “I’m not finished with this” just wanted to say for everybody
A Sublime Heaven if you will.
Jack Carmicle shutt
@@jacksoncarpickle3387 I Hear "I'm Finished With This!" Can't Unhear It To What You Hear.
1:01
_I hear that Mario Basketball 3 on 3 music. Good to know your music taste is exceptional Alpharad._
2:10
_Ah, Windmill isle (Day) from Sonic Unleashed. Yet another banger_
I feel like the lightlocke failure with Jacob going, “NO the wave! GOD!” is iconic enough.
3:42 Is that because he's upside down on the cover of three houses? Good stuff, Sakurai.
Ragu might be a reference to his love for dirty tricks as well
Tf is three houses
@@Bennieboy918 Fire Emblem 3 houses
@@dayandere2669 ????
@@Bennieboy918 a game
Legend spirits are impossible until they SD like an idiot because they tried to approach.
FalcoVille that’s how I beat Pauline
That’s how the Boss spirit died for me
Oh, you’re approaching me?
I can’t SD without getting closer
Then approach all you like!
@@alexwright5419 I killed the bodyguards then got timed out by peach
Unless you do a FORWARD AIREAL
my favorite line "oh cloude, he awakens a lot of things in a lot of people... yes I might be one of them"
12:23
I liked commented unsubscribed and resubscribed after that combo
Especially when he DOES IT AG-
1:25 Hey remember when you did that Incineroar video and you made a joke that Incineroar players all want a bunch of tiny buffs and that would make their character the best?
That was a good one.
Kills Dedue.
Seconds later: "Dedue see that??"
0:38 This aged really badly
I don't follow competitive smash, but let me guess... child predator of some form?
@@kakary3161 yup
6:30 i do feel bad for you
Sothis: "GO TO BED!"
Woah, looking cool Byleth!
Alpharad : Breaths at 0%
Sothis : So you've chosen death
0:38 that hurts...
4:20 what an appropriate timestamp for a unist ost
Rhea: gets defeated
Giant Charizard: OH HELLO THERE
uh, kind of
General Kenobi
The giant Charizard walked off the side for me too. Is it something it does because of its size or is it just dumb
@@galaxykitsune both
General kenobi
Alpharad keeps on entertaining us even through these dark times
And that my friends is very epic
SuperVermilion that is true
But is it ;epic;
Very Cool
Everything is cancelled
What dark times?
Alpharad is still a man of culture, recognizing the BOMB FACTORY.
Man, that stage with hazzards on is a nightmare...
I love him for putting Smash 4 in the game info, thats just shows him humor perfectly
3:58 So what you're saying is...
Dedede top tier?
No, he's even higher. Us mortals simply cannot grasp his true thiccness.
Everyone: OMG Sothis is so difficult. It might be impossible
Me: *Laughs in Buster Wolf*
Without spirits?
@@derpydinosaur8449 right? And I think it's BUSTA Wolf.
Same
I did all of them with Hero. My comrades were a nightmare. You had to cheese like 7 of them out. You can’t rely on a single dair
I actually beat Sothis with Byleth...and I took a page out of Alpha's playbook to do it. DOWN B TO COUNTER A DOWN B.
Alpharad: I'm going to sit here until I come up with a game plan
Wolf#2: don't worry I got this
I love the fact that he included both hops theme and Hopes and dreams in this vid
"This is probably the worst stage in smash," no no my friend, you forget the great cave offensive
Tristan Dooly and hananbow
75 M. Your argument is slightly less valid.
Shadow Pyre Hanenbow is the absolute worse, in casuals that is my FIRST STAGE TO BAN.
@@ergot4716 I kinda like Hanenbow, honestly. At least it's not a large stage like 75 M or Great Cave Offensive, and it's gimmick is pretty cool. 75 M is just hell to play.
And Mario Bros.
Alpharad: I played Persona 5 Royal for 45 hours in the first week
Me, a guy who finished Persona 5 Royal in the first week: Amateur
Yeah but he has a job
What are you trying to prove?
@@danielf1833 nothing I just don't have a life that's what the comment is implying
@@syncho69 Yeah, fair does, I'm sorry but I saw it as a brag rather than a joke. Which is my fault not yours
@@syncho69 Same.
Alpharad: Claude. He awakens a lot of things in a lot of people. Yes, I might be one of them...
Me, who's never played Fire Emblem anything: Hmmm... IDK about that, alpha.
Me, after a two-minute google search: Nevermind. Me too, buddy. Me too.
Hopes and Dreams playing during the Wolf fight was a spot-on choice for that encounter, but the English fails is what really brought it together.
0:51 Silly Alpharad, everyone knows the best girl in Fire Emblem is Ganondorf.
i liked the part where ganondorf fucked byleth in the ass
@@hanhan6316 ok calm down
Unrelated but I like your pfp
HanHan m or f?
Yes
"There is a correlation in Ultimate between how good your character is and how fat their ass is."
Pokemon Trainer and Inkling are Top Tier
FBI: "Ladies and Getlemen, we got him."
Pikachu
Omg ur actually so funny took me a sec tho lol
Pokemon Trainer isn't fighting, their pokemon are. And we all know how fat the asses of Charizard and Ivysaur are. ;P And when Inkling turns into a squid, well, wouldn't their entire backside of their body be their "ass" then? :P
Mario's ass kind of big ngl
That opening 60 seconds did not age well
Especially 0:40
"I guess this is the Crimson Flower timeline cause Dimitri is GAHN"
Hes dead in half the routes lmao
Dead in all of them except his own
Same with edelgard
Claude chilling only dying if your a terrible person in CF
Captain Nani I’m a Golden deer person but while doing CF I did kill him it hurt a lot
@@Bellboyce You monster I'm a Blue Lion Purist and even I wish Claude would stay and you could recruit him since even he can see what is going on is wrong but sadly he only gives you his Relic before he departs.
"Worthless Flayn villager"
How dare you
"HOH I did it, H-YES!" dude I felt that yes so hard lmfao
I'm happy your showing that you can have a frustrating difficult experience in smash ultimate it makes me feel better I'm not the only one that wants to be a master but frustrating experience with cpu
2:06 "another lightlocke attempt coming soon™", uh, Let's do a Twitter account about that
“This is probably the worst stage”
*electroplankton laughs evilly*
Electroplankton is the little mac of stages.
*75m sits silently in the corner*
What stage is that. I have never seen it before! (Not electroplankton)
Amateurs - Great Cave Offensive
yall forgot about CUSTOM STAGES
“Another light lock coming” waits 1 year “I just needed some time to reflect”
Byleth : I’ll finish you with this
Alpha: I’ll finish you by leaving the match
Alpha: (does spiritless run)
Wolves: *we boutta end this mans whole career*
Didnt write Iori, filthy casual
@@JoelGarcia-lu3tw
a literal pack of wolves is still a sufficient comparison
"When I play online, everyone's Nair is just a paid actor anyway"
It doesn't make any sense but I just know he's correct
Pretty sure he ment in there
He said “everyone there” but this also works
PaLuTeNa
Hes joking about people who think he gets people to lose on purpose online so he can look cool for the audience and do flashy spikes or whatever
He says this at 2:28. You're welcome person reading the comments before they watch.
"Zero Suit waas just backing it up into Falcon"
My family all questioned why I watch you after they heard this line.
0:38 this just hurts now
I was smiling until he said that
“Hilda is best character in fire emblem”
Me: I respect your opinion. I personally enjoy Claud’s thiccness more.
Claude and Sylvain are hot. Change my mind.
Hilda is best girl and Claude is best boy
...So, if we're talking ALL of Fire Emblem...I'm gonna have to tell you all to kindly FUCK OFF and respect the true waifu, Cordelia.
THERE'S A REASON SHE CAME BACK TWICE.
i respect it
no respect for Awakening Tiki huh