Imagine spending hours of your life trying to complete a cup in master mode just to get rewarded with a video of an octopus man doing an striptease. Sounds totally worth it if you ask me.
I like how in this game they put in so much detail to secret characters that 90 percent of the games players would never unlock, by giving them in depth backstories, unique questions for their victory interviews and they all have their own completion videos. Yet we are in 2020 where most game developers don’t put in the same commitment to secret characters and focus more on DLC.
For real. 41 characters, each with their own lore bio, AND their own theme song, AND their own unlockable video, AND not to even mention how they all have their own interview questions which all differ depending on the difficulty and whether you cleared the two unlockable cups. Which means 20 questions per character and 820 in total. Such an unnecessary amount of detail put into that no doubt took a lot of extra work. The songs specifically a lot of people would never hear since they never play normally during the actual game.
I just realized that everyone who races in F-ZERO has a day job. Do these people race for free while the organizers and advertisers make all the money?
With guys like Pico, Black Shadow &, Deathborne involved, the organizers & advertisers probably try to have as very little as possible to do with the racers when they're not on the track.
Man F-Zero GX doesn't get enough recgonition, the game has a ton of tracks, 41 characters, a story mode AND a custom character builder. And each character has voice over for the interview questions (and among them several personal questions), a short movie, their own music track, a biography and several palette swaps (for both them and their car). It is honestly an insane attention to detail.
It is curious how the game is opposite to the anime series. The only serious stuff in the game is chapter of the gp in story mode and (lightly) Deathborn' s "evil" plans; even Black Shadow is a joke. In the anime, Black Shadow' s a monster and most of the characters are more serious. The thing is the game was made for teens if I'm not worng and the series non-canonical. The game's awesome still now-days.
it shows what each character does after he/she has won the master cup (aka the supreme f-zero champion title), so yeah their faces are all over the news.
Interesting that the evil ninja turtle actually gets a video that’s at least somewhat related to what he does (and isn’t a ridiculous joke) but Samurai Goroh gets the Mario Kart Wii commercial and James Mccloud gets an apparent one-man dance party.
I don't believe any of James McLoud's backstory. Galaxy Dogs doesn't exist. James McLoud isn't even his real name. He heard of the real James McLoud, the former leader of Star Fox, as a kid and idolized him. Then he modelled his whole racer persona after him.
I know you're joking and all that but I don't like how people think it was genuinely sexualizing Octoman. First thing I thought of was look at those gainz! Not look at how hot he is...
"huh, wonder why fzero isn't coming back" *watches gomar and shioh go into a bathroom stall to take a shit together* "i am no longer confused as to why fzero is not coming back"
1. I never knew GX had individual movies for the characters. 2. The detail in the characters, for 2003, is insane. 3. It's a shame the scenes got repetitive. 4. What the fuck did I just watch?
Alright, so, based EXCLUSIVELY off of these videos we have: Mo-Ped Transformer. Space Fanservice. Peach Final Smash and Mario Sports Waluigi had a child. Hollywood workout session. Tony Stewart becomes a Weeb. TMNT watched TactiCool Reloads. Over-the-top Superhero movie has a wardrobe malfunction. A very specific part of the internet is turned on. I'm not. Wario does cooking. POV: You failed on Dance Dance Revolution with 1 note left. Donkey Kong's first Subspace Emissary Cutscene at home. This IS a Nintendo game, right? World domination prototyping. Early 2000's rock music video. Rules of Nature in action. "Tis but a flesh wound." "hAvE i EvEr ToLd YoU aBoUt My RaCiNg CaRrIeR?" Reality: 1. Wanna-be Superhero: 0. Family priorities. Green Day, but less edge/depression, and only 1 guy. OK, the other one MAYBE could have passed off as Style Savvy spinoff. This one? Not a chance... What in the world did I just witness? Well, at least he tried... "Michael Chain flexes very hard. He flexes himself out of the room!" POV: You wear only cotton. Dances to escape the pain. "Rule number 1 of stock car racing is learn how to wreck someone without wrecking yourself, so git gud scrub, and go touch grass!" "(Incoherent screaming about returning the game.)" Your average Honda Civic owner got hired by FedEx. On the bright side, at least it's not Normandy on June 6th, 1944... "Don't worry, the editor will cut that out." Uses an AK-47 in a carnival game. Upgrades, people! Upgrades! Confused Confusing Confusion. Gordon Ramsey wants to know your location. "The future is now, old man!" Female Anime Protag during intro, or credits. The other 2 laundromat videos, but with a girl. Alien Uber driver. Robot wins by doing absolutely nothing. Saturday Morning Cartoon Action Hero. "You know, maybe the villain is onto something." "Sir, this a WWII documentary." Edit: I hit Ctrl-Enter partway through. Also, I'm not a weeb. It's just near impossible to avoid their influence on the internet, especially when you spend as much time on it as I do.
The Commander Skipper vs King Julien XIII kind of rivalry. Julien performing a dance to show himself attractive for his crush(probably Marlene because Julien is jealous of Commander Skipper), yet it's shown that Marlene has a relationship with Skipper! Basically the prequel of it.
Most likely the studio they were outsourced to had a line of base models to build the characters off of and they chose the beefiest superhero ecorche ones because that's the rule of cool
Imagine spending hours of your life trying to complete a cup in master mode just to get rewarded with a video of an octopus man doing an striptease.
Sounds totally worth it if you ask me.
That was my first ending I saw, so yeah it was totally worth it lol
I love all the time Captain Falcon spends doing ridiculous somersaults when a baby's about to get run over
Speaking of which, where was Mrs. Arrow's husband Super Arrow at anyway? Isn't he supposed to be an actual superhero??
I like how in this game they put in so much detail to secret characters that 90 percent of the games players would never unlock, by giving them in depth backstories, unique questions for their victory interviews and they all have their own completion videos. Yet we are in 2020 where most game developers don’t put in the same commitment to secret characters and focus more on DLC.
Not to mention their own themes!
(On top of all the other top notch music)
it's the higher ups who make these calls. The people making content are passionate like you or me.
@@npc_blob1609 good point, no one WANTS to make a shallow game.
For real.
41 characters, each with their own lore bio, AND their own theme song, AND their own unlockable video, AND not to even mention how they all have their own interview questions which all differ depending on the difficulty and whether you cleared the two unlockable cups. Which means 20 questions per character and 820 in total.
Such an unnecessary amount of detail put into that no doubt took a lot of extra work. The songs specifically a lot of people would never hear since they never play normally during the actual game.
100% agree with this!
I remember when i first discovered these i thought they were so ridiculous. I still do. This game had a good sense of humor.
And then there's Pico's...
I just realized that everyone who races in F-ZERO has a day job. Do these people race for free while the organizers and advertisers make all the money?
There's definitely prize money for winning races. They talk about it in cutscenes.
Prize money in fact is a major driving point in the anime series.
@@U-L-T-R-O-N i see what you did there
With guys like Pico, Black Shadow &, Deathborne involved, the organizers & advertisers probably try to have as very little as possible to do with the racers when they're not on the track.
Vehicle maintenance ain’t cheap
Man F-Zero GX doesn't get enough recgonition, the game has a ton of tracks, 41 characters, a story mode AND a custom character builder. And each character has voice over for the interview questions (and among them several personal questions), a short movie, their own music track, a biography and several palette swaps (for both them and their car). It is honestly an insane attention to detail.
I agree, under rated game. :/
Considering that the studio who made F-Zero GX would later go on to make the Yakuza franchise, the humor in these cutscenes really make sense.
Not to mention the awesome beats. Hoo *WEE~* the music is pumping! For both!
I love how in Captain Falcon's cutscene everything seems to be going in slowmo, except for the train blasting at the speed of light.
3:52
Pico shooting like a gangsta
SymbioteNx379 oh shit waddup
No wonder everyone was afraid of him
This kinda aged well¿
Just like he did on Newgro-wait, wrong Pico.
No One:
The Bowling Alley Screen When You Get A Strike: 24:42
LMAOOOOOOOO
I would enjoy this bowling alley
It feels like I’m watching Tekken cutscenes with F-Zero characters.
I mean, Don Genie looks like a fat Heihachi.
Most of them end and you are like "WHAT'S THE PPPPOINT??!" haha love it
Fesh Pince reference?
6:06 This is the man dramatically presumed as dead after going after an evil galaxy-threatening genius scientist
Be was never the same after riding the cosmic space whale.
then StarFox Command has Fox and Falco become F-Zero racers in an alternate ending because Krystal fucked off with wolf and left Fox heartbroken
2:45 MKWii meets F-zero GX
DoomyDoom • yes
Ya know I don't think I needed the image of octoman being a porn model in my head…
tyler buffin
some hentai shit is going to occur
More for me then.
My God they shouldn't have given octoman a posing video.
Well it is a Japanese game.
@@FiveTwoSevenTHR yeah who knows, maybe they make food porn
22:33 - take a frog and a lizard, combine a little magic, and you get a rice bowl.
Ok then.
But you'll need Spade to finish the job.
It is curious how the game is opposite to the anime series. The only serious stuff in the game is chapter of the gp in story mode and (lightly) Deathborn' s "evil" plans; even Black Shadow is a joke. In the anime, Black Shadow' s a monster and most of the characters are more serious. The thing is the game was made for teens if I'm not worng and the series non-canonical. The game's awesome still now-days.
Can someone tell me why half of them at the laundry, reading a newspaper about themselves?
I just wanna know why they're all awful at doing their laundry.
it shows what each character does after he/she has won the master cup (aka the supreme f-zero champion title), so yeah their faces are all over the news.
Interesting that the evil ninja turtle actually gets a video that’s at least somewhat related to what he does (and isn’t a ridiculous joke) but Samurai Goroh gets the Mario Kart Wii commercial and James Mccloud gets an apparent one-man dance party.
Goroh's video was a Mario Kart Wii teaser, James' was a Just Dance teaser. So Pico's was a Wii Play teaser, it all makes sense
I don't believe any of James McLoud's backstory. Galaxy Dogs doesn't exist. James McLoud isn't even his real name. He heard of the real James McLoud, the former leader of Star Fox, as a kid and idolized him. Then he modelled his whole racer persona after him.
4:45 what in God’s name
Magically Ness Octoman after meeting Jack Levin
Splatoon hentai
@@PoopieMcSkroochiehahahaHUH?!
what a thumbnail
I like how draq is shown playing f-zero gx on gamecube while we are playing f-zero on our gamecube.
F-Zero GX needs a remastered version!
Octoman movie: *exists*
Nevermind
I know you're joking and all that but I don't like how people think it was genuinely sexualizing Octoman. First thing I thought of was look at those gainz! Not look at how hot he is...
@@exoticmaterials2695 not necessarily sexualizing, but it is disturbing
@@sean3920 all the more reason to remaster it
19:36 He lost all his Reactor Mights
btw whats wrong with James McCloud @ 6:11 ? XDD
ブラックピットDark Pit he met jack
Someone had fun with the mo-cap suit
Fox: "Ya know I think there's something familiar about that James McCloud guy but I cant put my finger on it."
9:25 Jack Levin did Dabs before they were even "cool"
Fernando J. Cruz F-ZERO takes place in the far future, meaning Jack dabbed hundreds of years *after* it was relevant.
The Ginyu Force did it way before it was cool
@@gabagandalfoftheweed after*
2:03 The early days of black panther
Xd
Almost forgot to watch this today.
"huh, wonder why fzero isn't coming back" *watches gomar and shioh go into a bathroom stall to take a shit together* "i am no longer confused as to why fzero is not coming back"
XD XD XD
The early 2000’s motion capture just falls into that uncanny valley realm
The only normal one is Picos
Jack Levin's could count also I suppose. His profile says he's a pop star and all he does is suit up and dance.
Yeah picos is my Favorite.
Uhhh does Mr.EAD count?
I remember being 11 years old and trying over and over to beat the ruby cup master grand prix with Spark Moon just so I could see Princia's movie
Im surprised 11 year old you could even unlock princia. I could never do it
We know you all came for 4:40
4:35
The way he was smiling because he was embarrassed😂.😂
19:22 the only one you need to see
Oh hey, when do you want to team up and take over the world. After we break dance
When I was younger I adored the anime of Fzero. I'm enjoying this character sketches so much!!!
that's your reward for winning in master mode
These are all motion-capture Feverdreams indeed.
Dr. Stewart's is a fever dream and I love it
This game ruined every other racing game for me.
Same
Thing that sucks is Nintendo will probably want to "try something new" if they ever make a follow up.
Probably the only game where you go past 2000 kilometers per hour is why its so awesome. Nfs or any other car based games couldn't do it.
Yeah cus I don’t want to play any other Racing game except This ! XD
@@DrewPicklesTheDark probably when a high quality true VR game with a big ass screen as a windshield comes around
The game is a SHOW ! 19:53
This is your brain on drug. 1:40
I see no downsides
Anybody else think that Mr. EAD’s video is a nod towards that part in Paper Mario where you bake gourmet guy a cake?
First thing I thought of too.
I wonder if he, too, learned cooking at truck-driving school?
8:52 Ah yes my favorite Bowie music video
And it was AMAZING
~IMAGE TRAINING~
24:42 when you smoke crack
I think I get why we haven't gotten a new F-Zero game in a while
Because they won't top this.
The robot at 8:21 looks like Dr. Eggman.
I'm glad these will be around even when the world is about to ends.
PJ is the definition of vibing
1. I never knew GX had individual movies for the characters.
2. The detail in the characters, for 2003, is insane.
3. It's a shame the scenes got repetitive.
4. What the fuck did I just watch?
Yeah, most are dancing.
Were these animated by the same guys who animated Foodfight?
Also the music in these is wild, and so early 2000s.
both made heavy use of motion capture and both were being developed for a 2003 release, so the tech of the time makes them reminiscent of each other
3:35 they put a lot of detail into those guns. seems Smith&Wesson exists in the F-zero universe.
Why wouldn’t they?
I simply cannot believe that the entire game, all the story cutscenes, and half an hour of character cutscenes fits on a tiny CD.
14:09 so ridiculously funny and charming lol
Nobody :
The aliens after they get released from area 51 : 24:43
These cutscenes look surprisingly good considering how old they are but damn they all have massive thighs and hips
I imagine the studio they were outsourced to had a line of overly buff superhero ecorche models to use as a base
@@npc_blob1609 haha you could be right
15:47 Michael Chain starts to explode!
😳
I think he had a stroke
This is both strange and intriging
wtf did I just watch ?
Sega at its finest
"Art" my friend.
What you have just witnessed is what do we describe as "Pure Art"
El servicio de lavandería en el futuro es una mierda jajajajajajaja.... xDDDD
Concuerdo jajajaja
Alright, so, based EXCLUSIVELY off of these videos we have:
Mo-Ped Transformer.
Space Fanservice.
Peach Final Smash and Mario Sports Waluigi had a child.
Hollywood workout session.
Tony Stewart becomes a Weeb.
TMNT watched TactiCool Reloads.
Over-the-top Superhero movie has a wardrobe malfunction.
A very specific part of the internet is turned on. I'm not.
Wario does cooking.
POV: You failed on Dance Dance Revolution with 1 note left.
Donkey Kong's first Subspace Emissary Cutscene at home.
This IS a Nintendo game, right?
World domination prototyping.
Early 2000's rock music video.
Rules of Nature in action.
"Tis but a flesh wound."
"hAvE i EvEr ToLd YoU aBoUt My RaCiNg CaRrIeR?"
Reality: 1. Wanna-be Superhero: 0.
Family priorities.
Green Day, but less edge/depression, and only 1 guy.
OK, the other one MAYBE could have passed off as Style Savvy spinoff. This one? Not a chance...
What in the world did I just witness?
Well, at least he tried...
"Michael Chain flexes very hard. He flexes himself out of the room!"
POV: You wear only cotton.
Dances to escape the pain.
"Rule number 1 of stock car racing is learn how to wreck someone without wrecking yourself, so git gud scrub, and go touch grass!" "(Incoherent screaming about returning the game.)"
Your average Honda Civic owner got hired by FedEx.
On the bright side, at least it's not Normandy on June 6th, 1944...
"Don't worry, the editor will cut that out."
Uses an AK-47 in a carnival game.
Upgrades, people! Upgrades!
Confused Confusing Confusion.
Gordon Ramsey wants to know your location.
"The future is now, old man!"
Female Anime Protag during intro, or credits.
The other 2 laundromat videos, but with a girl.
Alien Uber driver.
Robot wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Saturday Morning Cartoon Action Hero.
"You know, maybe the villain is onto something." "Sir, this a WWII documentary."
Edit: I hit Ctrl-Enter partway through. Also, I'm not a weeb. It's just near impossible to avoid their influence on the internet, especially when you spend as much time on it as I do.
3:54 the shot doesn't make sense if you compare back and front
I just went back to verify that ur right
Between the cut, he turned around manually.
I'm having a fever dream
2:40 This is literally the Mario Kart Wii intro lmao
My thanks for the upload. My current driving abilities on F zero are not enought to beat the game on Master.
I'm an absolute sucker for hearing Blood Falcon's theme playing during a scene where he's at a laundromat.
Sega being Sega.
2:40 Mario Kart Wii Intro: F-Zero GX style
WTF did I just watch? It's like the WarioWare division of Intelligent Systems made these. I get the same vibes! XD
Haha you're so right
20:53 OMG TERRY PREDICTED NINTENDO SWITCH
If you are watching this you are better than any other
now these are epic
Pj's pilot movie was the best
2:20 Holy shit its delay lama
16:44 The Virgin Tanaka vs The Chad Falcon
The Commander Skipper vs King Julien XIII kind of rivalry. Julien performing a dance to show himself attractive for his crush(probably Marlene because Julien is jealous of Commander Skipper), yet it's shown that Marlene has a relationship with Skipper! Basically the prequel of it.
I didnt knew a single one of those. How do you unlock them?
You unlock them through GP mode, by getting 1st in Master difficulty. They can then be viewed through the pilot profile menu.
+CrazyGameNerd Master Difficulty. Thats why I didnt know, lol.
+CrazyGameNerd Just one 1st place win?
Nostalgia...
0:35
Superbike?
Pico and Jack Levin seem to be the only ones related to their actual in-game characters.
9:07, He looks like David Bowie a bit! Jack Levin has good taste in music.
I think I'm too sober for this...
Straight up I don’t remember there being more than 30 racers. Could you unlock more??
IIRC, you needed to beat Story Mode chapters on Very Hard to be able to purchase the AX characters
Imagine getting this scene after winning a tournament.
Does Pico know that his gun can fire more than 2 bullets before reloading?
He's a one-tap sweatlord.
Arbin Gordon is The Skull's real name
I cannot find words to describe how wacky this is
This is so sega it hurts
24:43 Bowling alley screens when you get a strike:
Just an observation: why Fzero characters are so insanely muscular? Even women
Most likely the studio they were outsourced to had a line of base models to build the characters off of and they chose the beefiest superhero ecorche ones because that's the rule of cool
19:28 ブラックシャドー
They did great on Spade's 22:01
Lily is 14... oh Japan.
Dr.Stewart was so high lmfao
It's like it was made in Gary's mod
Funny how only the female pilots don't get humiliated.
And Pico.
Maybe the developers just tried to compensate for always giving them n00b stats like good turning instead of useful stats like a good boost.
Pico is some weird alien turtle so that doesn't really count.
I would consider Jody dancing in space with that ridiculous dumbass expression pretty humiliating.
Alot of these have pretty misogynistic depictions.
I want whatever Dr. Stewart is smoking.
Octoman is the Ricardo of Fzero
BTW, Jodie is Bart/Falcon's sister, so there is hope for Tanaka, although to be blunt, I ship her with Dr Stewart
I ship Lily with Captain falcon