Hahaha ouch yeah relatable 😂😂 when I google stuff like that for anything (curiosity, writing etc) I always have this compulsion to use incognito mode because WHO KNOWS what happens
Anyone looking at my search history would conclude: "You must have faked this - you can't really be this boring." But Frank, this was one heckuva funny skit!
@@ArakkoaChronicles My best friend who’s also an author heard I was thinking of writing an interrogation scene and instantly rattled off so many torture methods she’d researched in her spare time lol it was insane
Yeah. As a spy/thriller/mystery author, I'm definetly on a few lists. I probably have my own designated FBI team at this point trying to figure out what on earth I'm doing when I search "can you shake the presidents hand on the rope line", secret service techniques, rings with secret poison needles, and then spend four hours trying to find the deadlist, fastest-acting poison.
@tb6303 I only write fantasy, and if someone would look into my search history... We'll have a problem. (Although he probably won't say anything, because he will worry about what I might do to him😂)
For the record, it is completely normal to have a crush on the icon that is Miss Piggy. And also for the record, I am definitely NOT a green, banjo playing frog
My search engine history didn't start until my mid early 20s, so I went a little crazy. For the first time in my life, I could (in real time) look up anything the very moment I realized something was a thing. 'Oh, I didn't know that word existed', or 'I did not know about that' is something I still say, and still immediately Google. I want to know something about everything! Books are my champions, but I do a lot of information bingeing.
"So, do you have a bad memory or did you expect to find something different every time you looked it up?" This is like opening the fridge every 5 minutes and expecting food to magically appear
I am a bit of a true crime junkie. May the universe help me if i'm ever accused of a crime and they pull my search history, it's all straight up gore and destruction.
Haha amazing. I'm an editor and the amount of stuff I look up related to murders and weapons and how long it takes people to die of stuff would also have me accused too.
"Have you ever heard of Incognito Mode'?" 😂 How much you wanna bet that use of incognito mode will tick up among FJ's viewers, now that we've had a chance to reflect on our own search histories? 😂
Sometimes my search history is a bunch of innocuous questions about whatever video game in currently playing. Sometimes, it's stuff like "human teeth" and "where is [specific organ] located" and "spine injury recovery timeline" and other mildly less disturbing but possibly stupid sounding questions... because art and fanfic have to be super specific about the weirdest things, at least when I'm the creator!
One time I searched "God what ISN'T caused by periods" because I was told by Google that every strange uncomfortable thing I experienced during my period was because of it lol
😂 I use it for recipes, sometimes when I'm lazy I'll treat it like a calculator, news, random bug species, 3 am thoughts, diy, shopping. It would be someone with adhd and multiple streams of ideas for sure and they would not get hired for not staying on task
This Gen X INTJ affirms your Muppet interest. The best Muppet Show episode was with Elton John; He and Miss Piggy do a great rendition of Don't Go Breakin' My Heart. And let's be fair, Muppet Christmas Carol is outstanding because it includes an Oscar worthy performance by Michael Cain. Seriously, it was that good.
Search history is even weirder if you're a writer. It'll be like: how to write amnesia, to how long does it take for blood to freeze, to what's a kangaroos favorite snack.
Have you seen that meme of Samuel L. Jackson wearing a white tank staring wild-eyed at the camera? That would be my search history if it was a person. A lot of my searches come from impulsive, anxiety-driven thoughts. The best ones are the ones that come as I'm trying to fall asleep at night. Lol!
As a closeted gay teen my search history as a person would be extremely incriminating and probably out me. So yeah…thank god search history is deletable.
Watch my search history recall all the times I searched 'sinister names in latin', 'names with omnious meanings' and so on because of the time I was writing my psychological suspense sci-fi... Chaos.
well, i admit i had a crush on Chip and Dale but they were the only anime characters i had a crush on for a while... thank god there was no Google at that time :D
16 Personalities internal monologue while at the dentist. Had a filling the other day and spent the entire time thinking of all the ways it could go wrong, like what would happen if this joker I barely know drops the drill and gives me a free tonsillectomy. (INTJ) Then I came home and told my ENFP husband about the experience and he said when he went, the dentist told him it was the first time he'd ever had a patient fall asleep in the middle of a root canal...
Watch "If Writer's Block was a Person" next 👉 th-cam.com/video/3v5lYGKGKwk/w-d-xo.html
@@FrankJames crap, I failed to stop the “first” kids
I already watched it I think it’s a good vid
they say a search history has come to town; they call him mr. frank james
strolling DOOOWWNN the internet boulevard
Playing all those naughty search engine games….
"Tell no one."
"Hire me!"
That is peak negotiation and peak comedy 😂
It`s professional negotiations :)
@@dancajurikova4989 fr
The wigs being just as UNHINGED on both search history doubles is SO TELLING 😂😂😂😂
As a writer… my search history has very bizzare stuff like “do bones dissolve in the ocean.” “Do boats have seat belts.”
"How long does it take for a grown body to bleed out?"
You know, just regular, normal thing we all want to know.
Strange how many writers are popping up here....
Hahaha ouch yeah relatable 😂😂 when I google stuff like that for anything (curiosity, writing etc) I always have this compulsion to use incognito mode because WHO KNOWS what happens
Me too... From utterly bizarre to extremely embarrassing because I google the easiest words and phrases :D
Is your story about mermaids? 🥺
That reminds me, I need to clear my search history soon...
Search History as a person in real life would be absolutely CHAOTIC!!! 😂
@@ramirezproductions0826 I know lol
It's ironic that you're name starts with R
@@b1ab1b-hexcolor why
@@pvzpokra8602 Forced Mating
@@pvzpokra8602Forced Mating
I can't imagine what would happen if this happened to me 💀
Anyone looking at my search history would conclude: "You must have faked this - you can't really be this boring."
But Frank, this was one heckuva funny skit!
I'm not ashamed of my search history. This is who I am, and these are the things I'm interested in.
I’m an author. My search history has DEFINITELY got me on some list.
Same. Though everyone is on many lists already. Your phone number is sold to many companies, your name is on your tax information, all that stuff.
I once looked up "boiling point of human blood". My designated FBI agent must have a field day with that one.
@@ArakkoaChronicles My best friend who’s also an author heard I was thinking of writing an interrogation scene and instantly rattled off so many torture methods she’d researched in her spare time lol it was insane
Yeah. As a spy/thriller/mystery author, I'm definetly on a few lists. I probably have my own designated FBI team at this point trying to figure out what on earth I'm doing when I search "can you shake the presidents hand on the rope line", secret service techniques, rings with secret poison needles, and then spend four hours trying to find the deadlist, fastest-acting poison.
@JeremiahLewis-g4c Haha I’m a dystopian/psychological horror kind of author so I’m likely a level below you on the search history scale
I wanna talk to my search history guy. I think I would finally make a friend 🤣
You can. It’s called character ai
If writers' search history were a person...
(writers - you know what I'm talking about)
👀
This is where ChatGPT comes in handy... all of the weird searches don't have to go through Google lol
Yep. I don't write murder mysteries, but those who do could have some pretty wild search histories.
@@tb6303Straight up to jail 😢
@tb6303 I only write fantasy, and if someone would look into my search history...
We'll have a problem.
(Although he probably won't say anything, because he will worry about what I might do to him😂)
The power point for the times he googled "Am I dying of cholera?" was so on point! 😂
He must have dropped a ‘bomb’ with that last sneeze
In my defense, half of the stuff I google is because I need references for the fics I write.
For the record, it is completely normal to have a crush on the icon that is Miss Piggy. And also for the record, I am definitely NOT a green, banjo playing frog
I’m not into women OR pigs but Miss Piggy does have something I gotta admit it..
Now searching “how do I erase my search history” 🤣
"Search history is the greatest enemy of all people"
-Me
" you want to delete him?!" 😂😂😂
Brilliant. And I like the Ryan George energy in the whole thing. It was TIGHT!
My search engine history didn't start until my mid early 20s, so I went a little crazy. For the first time in my life, I could (in real time) look up anything the very moment I realized something was a thing. 'Oh, I didn't know that word existed', or 'I did not know about that' is something I still say, and still immediately Google. I want to know something about everything! Books are my champions, but I do a lot of information bingeing.
“You need us more than we need you” Oof accurate
Don't look at my search history at all
~INTJ
My boyfriend is an INTJ and I am pretty sure his search history would be interesting yet terrifying 😂
I always delete my search history jokes on you - INTP
"So, do you have a bad memory or did you expect to find something different every time you looked it up?"
This is like opening the fridge every 5 minutes and expecting food to magically appear
We need a continuation of this!!
Like him on a date or something! 🤣
This.
The most intriguing bit beeped out lol.
See, I’d never have this issue, because my search history has permanent dementia. I will not say why.
Once in college he looked up: ‘can die from eating weed, question mark. I’m dying because of weed what do now?’😂😂😂
...and then, 'Taco Bell near me' 😂😂😂
This is basically what Google secretly does to their potential employees 😅
If search history was a person everyone would be cooked
"if games where people" would be a great idea
If MY search history was a person, my life would be ruined, I’d have depression😭😭😭
Hi this is your search history telling you to stop searching how to eat kids
Frank's search history is childs' play compared to my search history...
Oh my. if my search history was a person I'd be slightly embarrassed lol
"Hey boss, is it time for your daily search of 'whipped cream f- *********************' "
Uhhhh this made me laugh harder then it should've 😂
I am a bit of a true crime junkie. May the universe help me if i'm ever accused of a crime and they pull my search history, it's all straight up gore and destruction.
Haha amazing. I'm an editor and the amount of stuff I look up related to murders and weapons and how long it takes people to die of stuff would also have me accused too.
Ha ha ha Ruth Ginsburg. Was she EVER young? I have never seen a picture of her young either. Have a great day Frank! :)
This is one of the funniest skits you've ever made 🤣
Omg my true crime history, people would think I'm planning on being a serial k!ller 😅😅😅
Writers can relate 😂
This title is GENIUS!!👌🏾😂😂
"Have you ever heard of Incognito Mode'?" 😂 How much you wanna bet that use of incognito mode will tick up among FJ's viewers, now that we've had a chance to reflect on our own search histories? 😂
Along with an uptick in searches of "Ruth Bader Ginsburg young hot".
@@jordanar100 😆🤣
I think this is the earliest I seen an upload, can’t wait to watch after school.
@@ENTPBoobooBear what about before school?
Not my AC turning on in an attempt to hide your search history from me as you start😂😂✔️👀💀
The sneeze at the end had me 🤣
He should have been looking up "The Muppet Christmas Carol" since it is better than "Muppet Treasure Island."
Both are high art though
I love the Muppets
"Is it normal to have a crush on Miss Piggy" and "Muppets Treasure Island" being googled every week is.... interesting 😅
MY search history will blind you...lmaooo!😅😅 (The ending tho'!)
I love your content, the most consistent laughs I ever get
"Muppet Treasure Island" is definitely trending now 😂
You will be scarred for life if you look up my search history. And no, there is no pron...
The thing I understood from this video : "Keep your browser story clear "
It would be fun if you could make another fun skit with your brother Tommy again. Thanks again for the skit, it made my day😄
The aspersions cast upon the dehumanizing experience of interviewing for a company. 😭💀
Sometimes my search history is a bunch of innocuous questions about whatever video game in currently playing. Sometimes, it's stuff like "human teeth" and "where is [specific organ] located" and "spine injury recovery timeline" and other mildly less disturbing but possibly stupid sounding questions... because art and fanfic have to be super specific about the weirdest things, at least when I'm the creator!
🤣🤣🤣 They wouldn’t even need my search history. All anyone has to do is look at me and see there’s too much baggage.
I'm so Stan for this man, FJ you are frankin' hilarious!😂❤
My search history guy would just be walking around doing the thousand yard stare face 24/7
The sneeze at the end!
An thank for the incognito mode tip.
I got some internet organizing to do. 'Scuse me...😂
Suggestion: if marker brands were people
Yea after looking at my search history, even i would not give me a job. 😅
The "Am dying..?" was all too relatable. Cohesive sentences don't really exist in search histories xD
Great video! it was certainly interesting >:O
One time I searched "God what ISN'T caused by periods" because I was told by Google that every strange uncomfortable thing I experienced during my period was because of it lol
😂 I use it for recipes, sometimes when I'm lazy I'll treat it like a calculator, news, random bug species, 3 am thoughts, diy, shopping. It would be someone with adhd and multiple streams of ideas for sure and they would not get hired for not staying on task
That ending! I'm glad it cut off when it did!
My search history would be a very inquisitive person.
This Gen X INTJ affirms your Muppet interest. The best Muppet Show episode was with Elton John; He and Miss Piggy do a great rendition of Don't Go Breakin' My Heart. And let's be fair, Muppet Christmas Carol is outstanding because it includes an Oscar worthy performance by Michael Cain. Seriously, it was that good.
My search history would just be, [insert character from one of my fandoms], and [insert character from one of my fandoms age]
Search history is even weirder if you're a writer. It'll be like: how to write amnesia, to how long does it take for blood to freeze, to what's a kangaroos favorite snack.
Incognito mode is your only friend. Right, youtube?
That was a wild ride! 😂 My search history goes in a hundred different directions.
I love he sneezed at the end, so he could potentially shit his pants in front of the exec.
Frank, do personality types interacting with their feeling/thinking type!
2:07 subtle foreshadowing for the last scene lol
Have you seen that meme of Samuel L. Jackson wearing a white tank staring wild-eyed at the camera? That would be my search history if it was a person. A lot of my searches come from impulsive, anxiety-driven thoughts. The best ones are the ones that come as I'm trying to fall asleep at night. Lol!
You got it, Frank! Perfect!
Muppet Treasure Island is a movie classic!
My search history includes how to annihilate Miss Piggy
Looks up “Muppet Treasure Island” once a week-HIRED
I'm dying. 😂
I needed this today. Thank you ❤
The sneeze in the end.. genius 😂
My search history includes a lot of strange things such as how to murder someone and get away with it (I'm a writer).
Does anyone else realize that he's dressed just like Guy from Free Guy?
As a closeted gay teen my search history as a person would be extremely incriminating and probably out me. So yeah…thank god search history is deletable.
Yesss can you do mbti as grandparents?
My search history would just give up on me and yell 'inanimate objects don't have a mbti' 😂😂
In the end he did a lil poo 😂
WONDERHOY!!
WONDERHOY!!!!!
One of my co workers regularly makes these facial expressions 😂 Great video, thanks 😊
Of all time????? Now that´s just diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
Watch my search history recall all the times I searched 'sinister names in latin', 'names with omnious meanings' and so on because of the time I was writing my psychological suspense sci-fi... Chaos.
To be fair, I also have an unhealthy obsession with Muppet Treasure Island. And poop when I sneeze.
Thank god for incognito mode
well, i admit i had a crush on Chip and Dale but they were the only anime characters i had a crush on for a while... thank god there was no Google at that time :D
looool this was excellent
Great video! I'd like to see how the 16 personalities go for a jog. Or 16 personalities doing household chores.
16 Personalities internal monologue while at the dentist. Had a filling the other day and spent the entire time thinking of all the ways it could go wrong, like what would happen if this joker I barely know drops the drill and gives me a free tonsillectomy. (INTJ) Then I came home and told my ENFP husband about the experience and he said when he went, the dentist told him it was the first time he'd ever had a patient fall asleep in the middle of a root canal...
Good idea!
To be fair Muppet Treasure Island is a great movie.
I don't use Incognito mode, but I did turn off my search history.