I love how Karl just so non chalantly throws Georgie under the bus after he flubs that line about "It"s hard now." That, and the infinite number of comedy gems he drops makes him a comedy genius!
Lived in OZ for years and saw a few of these clips as they happened...very funny. Usually have to binge watch these once a year. Good stuff and thanks for putting these together and posting them.
The sheep joke is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I literally spit out my drink. I wish we could have news like this here in USA. The today show here sucks. The anchors hate each other and are serious all the time.Any joke like any of the ones they make here and they would be instantly fired.
Yeah for us Aussies the GPS being misleading is real, not just a luddite problem. Australia is the fast moving country/continent in the world moving about 7cm a year north and very slightly West and all our GPS stuff was setup back in 1994, so, we're about 1.2m out of whack. Which is more than enough to miss a turning lane, etc.
when it comes to sex rating in australia, according to the video, it's: 1) food, 2) accomplishment, 3) relaxation, and 4) sex. when it comes to sex rating in america it's: 1) sex, 2) sex, 3) sex, and 4) sex. land of the free and the home of the pervs.
Holly Cunningham It was a joke. The only people who love it are the ones who grew up with it. I believe only Commonwealth countries are familiar with it. Have anybody else try it and be prepared for the reactions lol. To be sure, I know what that's like. I'm hispanic and in the hispanic world most of us grow up with a beverage known as "malta", which is a malted beverage. 95% of us who grew up with it, love it. Have somebody else try it, they will not understand.
We just started getting these in the USA now. Looks like we might get freedom of speech back. Still can't figure out why those six people in the little room in Beverly Hills censored shite and fuck.
@zirconian the sheep joke? They say the lambs are 48$/hr, instead of 48$/kg-or-whatever. 48$/hr, as in New Zealanders can rent it for an hour and they... well... have fun with it... ^^
wives are more expensive than a device that gives you wrong driving instructions. plus if you get tired of hearing them you can just turn them off try that with a wife lol
These guys still on the air or what? This is like 10 years old no? I feel like the late 00s was right about the end of when news channels were independent enough to actually do stuff like this. They want people watching propaganda these days, and who's gonna tune in to that when you've got these jokesters on in the morning?
C B yes Today is still airing, Lisa left a few years ago, due to a pay dispute. Karl left for roughly a year (he was sacked), but is back with a new female host.
4:58 “Have you been with the boss again?” Got me chuckling.
jesus christ hahahahaha
I love how Karl just so non chalantly throws Georgie under the bus after he flubs that line about "It"s hard now." That, and the infinite number of comedy gems he drops makes him a comedy genius!
Lived in OZ for years and saw a few of these clips as they happened...very funny. Usually have to binge watch these once a year. Good stuff and thanks for putting these together and posting them.
"keep going…its hard now…" do i have to say more? lmfao
"Have you been with the boss again".... Fucking brutal
08:27 Georgie and Lisa..........Yes Please 😂
"....there's been no interest for 18 months..." classic.
Lisa has the most beautiful smile
possilby the most beautiful smile ive seen and she's an incredible looking 58 year old!
0:10 I'm as old school as they come having grown up in the 90s, but I have to agree with Karl, I'm too used to using Google maps now lol.
The Big Marn is bloody classic. "There's been no interest rate in months!" hahahahaa
The sheep joke is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I literally spit out my drink. I wish we could have news like this here in USA. The today show here sucks. The anchors hate each other and are serious all the time.Any joke like any of the ones they make here and they would be instantly fired.
G Money ... yes, here they make faces at each other and have the fakest and uglier laughs. These Aussies are pretty cool.
I didn’t understand can you explain it please
5:33 I AM CRYING!!
I think this is the funniest of all the Today Show clips.
I have been looking for vids like this for ages and there are heaps! Yay! You are my hero!
im new zealander and still laughed at that joke, classic jokes man lmao
Yeah for us Aussies the GPS being misleading is real, not just a luddite problem. Australia is the fast moving country/continent in the world moving about 7cm a year north and very slightly West and all our GPS stuff was setup back in 1994, so, we're about 1.2m out of whack. Which is more than enough to miss a turning lane, etc.
i cant stop watching these videos........
8:24 Amazing exchange between Georgie & Lisa!
Love the English accent. (From a UK admirer)!
this is better than any show on the internet
These guys are the Top Gear of morning talk shows.
OMG! The end is GOLD! I was in stitches!! xD
Butt cheese mite ffs 😂🤣😂
when it comes to sex rating in australia, according to the video, it's: 1) food, 2) accomplishment, 3) relaxation, and 4) sex.
when it comes to sex rating in america it's: 1) sex, 2) sex, 3) sex, and 4) sex.
land of the free and the home of the pervs.
Hahaha "have you been on the turps again?"
I miss Lisa and her beautiful smile . . ., she was the best part of the Today Show.
Love living in Australia. It's all live. So funny
Please more taps back!their so funny
oh man this show is awesome, wish british morning shows were this awesome.
Is there going to be a part 6 ? These are great.
no interest for 18 months ahahhah
Kouli. what does that mean?
Kouli. what does that mean?
These are way too entertaining.
5:30 Priceless....
+Adrian Combes Ok-Kindly explain the joke.
Actorsstudio2777 Harvey Norman is known for having 18 months interest free on payments.
Big Marn is a classic.
Could someone please tell me what the big man says? The part before the 'no interest for 18 months'
+Jonas Breßler He says he calls his wife 'Harvey Norman' (which is a retail store) because there's no interest for 18months ...
+Julie Duong thanks a lot!! :)
@@jduong18 does it imply the wife had no interest for “sex” in a witty way?
Haha my GPS in USA has Aussie accent
i love these, please make some more aha
can someone post the complet end bit with the sleeping positions it looks really funny
If you're not from Australia (American here), you just gotta try the vegemite....Hint: It tastes like it's REALLY healthy for you.
As an Australian, I love it, but I highly doubt it's that healthy
Holly Cunningham It was a joke. The only people who love it are the ones who grew up with it. I believe only Commonwealth countries are familiar with it. Have anybody else try it and be prepared for the reactions lol.
To be sure, I know what that's like. I'm hispanic and in the hispanic world most of us grow up with a beverage known as "malta", which is a malted beverage. 95% of us who grew up with it, love it. Have somebody else try it, they will not understand.
Flip your tongue in and out until he says 18 months. That's what he says.
$48 an hour.... LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
This show gives me life. How do they get away with it?
"Is tht why they call it ButCheese Mite Steven" :/ ahaah thts is soo gross but Hilarious! :D
Georgie putting the moves on Lisa ooh girl on girl action Georgie and Lisa that I would like to see lol
What does the big man say? Transcripts please
I'm calling the wife Harvey Norman (retail store) and that's because there has been no interest in 18 months
@wavesmag I almost pissed myself. lol!
Lol they sounded more American than British
i dont get the sheep joke lol, obviously its something dirty but i keep replaying it and i just dont understand it lol... anyone want to explain..
It costs 48 an hour to fuck the sheep
@@WraithRapz the Lambs! The sheep are only $30 an hour!
Zany boy gets right to the point. Doesn't beat around the bush, or wool Maybe?
We just started getting these in the USA now. Looks like we might get freedom of speech back. Still can't figure out why those six people in the little room in Beverly Hills censored shite and fuck.
hahahaha the old guy, i dated him in the 70's
Love sex and muffins are the same thing.
No interest for 18 months HOLY SHIT I PISSED MYSELF!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
ROFL at the Big Marn.
They all got better looking, years later. Although, all great looking and talented from early on.
Update your GPS via the internet regularly.
@zirconian the sheep joke? They say the lambs are 48$/hr, instead of 48$/kg-or-whatever. 48$/hr, as in New Zealanders can rent it for an hour and they... well... have fun with it... ^^
GG: "im not a HORder whereas you are lisa" lol anyone else got that?
i bloody lost it on the harvey norman no interest bit
Would love to see Lisa's wellness segment (where you only put the end clip in the video where they joke about stones on her butt)
I IAM WITH LISA ON THAT
wives are more expensive than a device that gives you wrong driving instructions. plus if you get tired of hearing them you can just turn them off try that with a wife lol
I gotta flu , no one flinches .. as they shouldn’t !
muffin man xD
Wish you showed the shot of Lisa getting 'hot rocks put on her butt'
No interest for 18 months. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
The UK version!
Aussie
Love living in austra
BUTCHEESEMITE!!
It's hard now
Someone needs to make a TH-cam Poop or two of the Nine Today Show. Hopefully these montages might be a good starting point. Anyone wanna try?
lol
These guys still on the air or what? This is like 10 years old no?
I feel like the late 00s was right about the end of when news channels were independent enough to actually do stuff like this. They want people watching propaganda these days, and who's gonna tune in to that when you've got these jokesters on in the morning?
C B yes Today is still airing, Lisa left a few years ago, due to a pay dispute. Karl left for roughly a year (he was sacked), but is back with a new female host.
butcheesemite is delicious
Karl is a scream
8:50 Please invite me!
funny shit
omg w8 till u c our lamb they r 48 dollars an hour!!!! LOLOLOL!
@ddTAYdd Really? New Zealand and sheep? And things getting paid by the hour? No? Remain innocent a bit longer then :D
d5c
she's hot
vossy has no sense of humour