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Yes as an australian, we can confirm that NZ is our little brotha or cousin. And only us do we have the privelige of bullying them. Should any country bully them infront of us, you will be destroyed.
End thets thu truth! [Kiwi accent]. Bondi Beach graffiti: 'Australia sux'. Under it, 'New Zealand nil'. Kiwi's pronounce 'six' as 'sux]. LOL!
@@jslasher1my teacher in year 5 had a very thick NZ accent. I didn’t catch half of what she said cause it was the first time I would’ve heard an NZ accent that strong.
Do we really have to put up with listening to language that was buried in faeces.
@@lanamack1558Nope. You can choose to not watch.
@@jslasher1 Did you think that up while having 'seeeks behs by the pooorl?
We call them prawns, because that's what they are, shrimps and prawns are not the same species.
I laughed when he said we call them sea toads lol.
Paul hogan used that line "throw a shrimp on the barbie" in a commercial a long time ago
@@kelvinherbener4639yeah because the US advertisers didn't understand what a prawn was and didn't think the US citizens wouldn't either.
And it's pretty damn rare to barbeque either of them! Not just because bbqing red meat is extremely popular. But I imagine shrimp likely just fall through into the coals or gas burners, causing people to never do it again because that'd be pure idiocy.
Correct
Getting revenge on stingrays? Don't do that mate, Steve himself wouldn't want you to do that.
Magpies are beautiful and intelligent. Make eye contact with them & they'll remember you forever & know you're not a threat. Say g'day and you'll be fine.
I was eating a sandwich in a city park one day. A magpie landed maybe 2 metres from me and looked me in the eye. I pushed some chicken I'd dropped towards ?him and he ate it, and whatever else I dropped. When I finished I screwed up my wrapper, dusted my hands off, and said, "That's it". He calmly turned around and flew off. ❤
And I always say good morning to my local ones.
I think it was making eye contact *then looking away again* that the maggie liked. "I see you but am not interested in you."
Hey Ryan, I was in LA & on a mechanical horse. I was the only person who didn’t get thrown off. Everyone was “yay,” and I said “hey, I’m from Australia & we ride kangaroos for fun”. They honestly believed me until I said I was kidding 😂
Can drive to New Guinea on a King Low tide too.
Oh, Americans will believe anything about Australia.
When I went to a Boston high school when I was 17, the young secretary asked if we truely had Kangaroos hopping over the Sydney Harbour Bridge! And did people in the country ride them to school?
Lol, I'd tell them we rode them to school 😜🤙🇦🇺
absolutely hilarious. I did something worse... I went into the Grand Canyon with a mate from Sydney... across from us was a couple... she was a Magistrate from LA... oh I had fun... yep. I told her I was a Kangaroo herder in the main street - George St - to keep them away from the tourists... She did not know what to say!!!! and she was on the same plane we took back to LA... God I loved that!!!! She will still be dwelling on that!!!! I have rude things to say about seppos!!!!
He’s just takin’ the piss. Never take an Aussie too seriously.
Pepole from another land may think your taking our drinks!
Absolutely.. we laugh at ourselves more than anyone else.. and we don’t CARE.. 😂
You are too kind. Have a look at his vlog!
The whole toilet bowl thing is a moot point, because in Aus we don’t have those crazy water guzzler toilets that swirl your turds around in a great whirlpool…..
I was going to say - I legit can’t see the way it swirls there’s so much water splashing around
American 🇺🇸 toilets are weird. Some of em are so full of water, ya reach down to wipe your arse and knuckle your own floater. Takes a bit of getting used to
The one thing I do like about American toilets is they seem to have better suction. Wasteful amounts of water but good suction. Eat too much fat and you will be multi flushing in Australia
@@johnrichardson8048I agree 100%. They are awful toilets! Have dunked my hand more than once, such an unpleasant shock 😂.
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As an Aussie, I found this hilarious. The Vegemite part made me laugh so hard.
Vegemite was "invented", between the 2 'Rats'. That means halfway between Ararat, And Ballarat, Hence "The 2 'RATS'. At a little town called Beaumont. My friends retired early, but wanted to 'Give Back' a little input into our lives.
They were quite active, so they raised ~ $5Million, so they could have a hospital built at Beaumont, So that's how Beaumont is responsible for 2 issues.
But, you ONLY put "Vegie" on toast V. Thinly, NOT LIKE JAM.
Dad was up in 'PNG' during the war2, the military got their 'Vegie', in tubes, like toothpaste. Our family often had Vegemite, mixed in with our brekky Porridge; delicious.
As an Aussie i agree with you on the Vegemite thing
@@MMM-dq9jj14up You mean Beaufort right? Beaumont is a tile company. Beaufort is between Ararat and Ballarat. At least get it right ya bath plug!
The baby (girl) was called Azaria and was taken from the tent she and her older brother were sleeping in. Her mother was jailed but the baby's matinee jacket was later found in the outback (and I _think_ the mother was later pardoned but that needs to be verified.)
It certainly happened and is no laughing matter. 😢
@@MMM-dq9jj14upI like my Vegemite thicker than most, but always with butter on toast, or sometimes I have Vegemite & peanut butter, or Vegemite & slices of tomato.
We call them prawns 🦐
I was about to say that. not "sea toads" 🤣
we call them shrimp, we just don't have them, what we do have are prawns, which we call prawns
No we call prawns prawns and shrimp shrimp. It's Americans who call prawns shrimp, which is why we find it so so annoying. They're two different things.
@@Ausecko1 We do have shrimp in Australia as well, just not anywhere near as popular as prawns.
Don't come the raw prawn with me
I’ve never heard the phrase Happy Arvo uttered in Australia ever 😂
But you might have heard, "see youse 'dis arvo'".
But you would have heard 'have a good arvo,'
@@jslasher1 Nobody would say "dis arvo". It would be more like "the sarvo".
@@LankyJane Depends on where in Oz you’re from.
Lindy chamberlan was convicted and sent to prison for twenty plus years for killing her baby. (azaria)
She claimed a dingo did it.
Years later they realised she was right. A dingo did actually come into her tent and took her baby.
It was a tragic case that dominated the news for years.
They made a movie about it.
Yes Meryl Streep saying "A dingo ate my baby"
It was also proved more right by those still denying it cos a few years back in the same area a baby was almost taken by a dingo from the campervan of some tourists .. didn’t succeed cos the kids father chased it away before the baby got grabbed
Yeah I remember it. It was on the news nearly every night for years.
Believe me there was so much covered up in that case it wasn't funny. Naturally if Dingoes aren't half tamed they would run from anything that said boo but unfortunately too many tourist feed them & try & coax into camp sites. There was so much more to this case that the public will never know but no dingo was involved in this case. RIP Azaria 🇦🇺🙏🏻🕊️🙏🏻
There have been deaths for a thousand years because they are wild animals that hunt in packs and go for the unattended and vulnerable. The Northern Territory police are so far from everything they need different rules just to survive and if dingoes ate babies near Uluru, that would be the end of the significant tourist dollar. Also if a policeman got caught being really bad anywhere, the choices were and probably still are, you can stay here and be the scapegoat for all the accomplices or you can get a promotion and transfer to the farthest place where no-one wants to be sent unwillingly.
as an Aussie, I’d like to say that the video at the end is basically passive aggressive banter for us
I am Australian. I have come very close to stingrays underwater. I left them alone. They left me alone. When a camera was present, Steve Irwin never met a wild animal he did not try to annoy the bejeezus out of. He did it once too often.
He was an annoying twat.
Check out his video on Frazier Island (Kari") with the Dingo's. If you are fortunate to come across pup Dingos like Steve and his missus did, do everything exactly opposite to what they do. Heart was in the right place but sadly clueless.
K’gari @@michaelwinter8633
Agree he was a total jerk with animals, unfortunately Mother Nature will teach you respect if your parents did not have the opportunity to do so, you can probably get away with that stuff in a zoo or a commercial Aquarium , but when in the wild it’s a very different thing.
Hello Ryan,
I have lived all my 53 years in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Given that fact, I thought I could share a comment or too on Mr Butterfield's sometimes , hilarious views and comments in this video. I want to assure you and anyone else reading this that his list is for comedic purposes only. I would never expect a visitor to our Great Land to know all these things. Nor would he, I'm sure. Aussies are incredibly proud of the lifestyle we have built over many generations. I know that for most visitors it is a real journey to get here.
I hope I speak for the majority in saying, that it's not expected for you to research the cultural and local norms when here, in advance. Us "locals" will make you feel welcome and make your trip one to remember. Love and appceciation for your channel Ryan, you continue to put Australia on the map. Happy arvo to you too, John
Welcome them with open arms indeed, just like Ivan Milat, Bradley Murdoch and Paul Denyer because we are truly nice people.
But remember.... This person lives in Melbourne and is a supporter of Dictator Dan. Victorians are a special species of Australian. Happy to let all of their freedoms go under their benevolent leader Dictator Dan. Another thing... I lived for 40 years in Alice Springs NT. Thats the real Australia, not your fancy Melbourne city shite.
I mean if a fucking American comes to me and starts saying these things ima go off at them.
I hate these Aussie stereotypes and I especially hate anyone even Australians (although Australians know better than to do that) that bad mouth Steeve Irwin.
Australia's not already on the map? 😂
@@daRich_X if your are of a particular sect of flat earther, apparently Australia doesn't actually exist, a government conspiracy to help convince the world its round
fwiw magpies are pretty much universally loved in Australia. Search up their call. it's probably one of the nicest bird calls on the planet.
Hi Ryan. About 5 days ago a dingo chased an 8 year old boy on Fraser Is off Queensland coast. Boy ran into the surf to escape and the dingo followed him in and tried to submerge him. Luckily parents were quick and chased it off. Dingoes do that. Will drown their prey if next to water.
Even in 1980 when the dingo story first broke, it was obvious to anyone who thought about it that Lindy was innocent. If you want to bump off your baby, you don't trek halfway across Australia to do it in the most public way possible. Taking scissors to cut a jacket & rub it in the dirt & scream a dingo has my baby.
Back then many homes have backyard pools, every home had a bath. There were powerpoints, heaters, high places, waterways & loads of places where parental ignorance caused Australian babies to die every year.
Today it is even easier so many mothers drive huge pram manglers & are distracted by mobile phones, every kid has the opportunity to get squashed by them. Oopsie! my bad.
And yet the scary thing is when Cleo was taken from her tent, we saw an almost identical reaction from the public, with disbelief & blaming the parents & saying it wasn't real. You'd think we would have learnt from Lindy wouldn't you!
@@mehere8038 omg yes I am in WA the haters getting on social media saying the parents must have had something to do with it. Awful I hope they STFU when proved wrong
Just goes to show how vulnerable people are to the way the media sway their stories. That was really tragic. I was a kid, and listened to the gossip.. my mother however, never believed for a moment that she was guilty. 😢
sounds like youve thought about offing a baby before.... jus sayin.
Don't put shit on magpies. If they know you, especially if you feed them, they treat you and yours like a friend. If they don't know you, and they are breeding, they may see you as a threat. Give them a wide berth or they might swoop on you until you're out of their territory. They are smart and wonderful birds.
@@cataliaishere I'm sure that's true from a human perspective. I just wonder what the aggressive magpie's perspective is or might have been at some stage before the aggressive behaviour. The same advice applies. Give those magpies a wide berth.
Aussie here and this dude is funny sometimes but he can be rather offensive to a lot of people even the laid back Aussies complain sometimes 😂
He’s the new Rodney Rude!
He is funny, it's comedy, take it with a grain of salt...
@@DRKDNCRRodney rude was occasionally funny
@@Lilygirl283 he does more than comedy. He makes serious commentary about serious issues. Sometimes (IMO) he stands firmly on the wrong side of political issues. But sometimes he is just seriously funny.
When you make the choice to make serious political views, you step outside of comedy. He admits this. He gets this.
Still, when he dies just pure comedy. He is very very funny.
I have never heard a laid back Aussie complain about him. Only a few snowflakes.
We got taught the Azaria Chamberlain story in school, the mother was accused of murdering her baby and it took 20 years for her to prove her innocence, wrecked the family of course. Happened at the Ayers Rock campground when a dingo (wild dog) snatched the baby from a tent. Horrible tragedy, and then Yanks go an make a joke out of it, like the name of Oz's band in Buffy.
We made our own jokes, to our eternal shame. Trouble is, if it's a pun on words I'm inclined to laugh before my my sensibilities kick in. I hate that episode of our history.
And on K’gari, dingoes are still killed if they bite tourists despite the fact they’re an Australian native animal (all Australian native animals are protected unless the government decides to kill them)and there’s loads of information that the can and will bite (cos they’re a freaking wild animal looking for food!
Funniest thing with this clip with the cyclists was that one of the cyclists was an off duty cop. The driver ended up with a pretty hefty fine.
regardless, the driver was not wrong lol
How? What did he do wrong?
@@vtbn53 Probably for operating a motor vehicle on a bike path :P
how is that funny, the d h cop should be fined.
Oh no...really???...that is hilarious, the poor bugger....hi from Armadale W.A..🤪
First joke I learnt on my first day of school in the early 80’s was, how do you have a baby at Ayres Rock ( what it was called ) , kick a dingo in the guts. I told my grandmother that joke when she visited us from England. 😆😆My aunt who came with gran was not impressed.
Hahahaha you made my coffee come our of my nose
His realisation when the yeast joke hit him😂🤣🤣 high quality Aussie comedy
Love Love Love number 10. We are not stupid enough to cling to a piece of archaic paper that proclaims, "A RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS". I am Australian and have never heard of this bloke before, but I am giving Issac Butterfield a standing ovation right now because he stated that fact PERFECTLY.
Isaac Butterfield is a comedian from Newcastle NSW
Dingo ate my baby - in 1980 Lindy Chamberlain was camping with her family in Uluru. She claimed a dingo took her baby - 2 years later she was convicted of murder and sent to prison. New evidence came to light and she left prison but remained on remission. She was eventually pardoned in 1987. She got a million dollar pay out from the government for wrongful imprisonment.
Sometime in the 2000's it was officially declared that a dingo did indeed take and eat her 9 week old baby.
Lindy wasn’t just pardoned or she wouldn’t have been paid out. She was proven Innocent and got an apology. They made sure she lost both of her daughters.
We studied the book Evil Angels as one of our HSC/VCE English books in 1990.
@@karenstrong8887 Despite us knowing that Lindy was innocent, the law gives a not guilty verdict, not an innocent verdict. 'Not guilty' means there is reasonable doubt, the crime cannot be proven with the weight of evidence presented.
And the line in question comes from the movie A Cry In The Dark in which Meryl Streep did this godawful fake accent. Since then, every dickhead who thinks that they can get away with doing a fake Australian accent uses her iconic line from this movie without any understanding of what it means or its original context.
Ayers bloody rock NOT ULURU. sick of that stupid name.
Before this guy was alive, Fosters was the best Australian beer though VB was not far behind. Since then, it was sold to alien interests and degenerated into something undrinkable, pretending to be an Aussie beer while other Aussie beers got way better. You'd be lucky (or is that unlucky?) to find a Fosters in Australia now.
They brought it back a few years ago, made by CUB. Didn't stay long
Hi david, born in the 50's all the men drank chilled VB, Carlton or XXXX. In the 70's I drank chilled Fosters in a white can, in the 80's I was studying in UK and Fosters on tap or in a white can was warm (like horse piss) it was not the same thing!
I worked as a brewer for CUB for 6 years. No one believes this one but it is 100% true - Fosters and Crown Lager are exactly the same beer, the only difference being that Crown is double filtered. People LOVE Crownies but hate Fosters 😂 amazing what a flashy gold label and a bit of marketing will do hey?
Yeah. It's exactly the same except it's different.
Never liked beer. Yes, folks... I'm the one. But my Dad was an absolute connoisseur. Could tell you the brand, the brewery, whether can, bottle or keg/tap. That said, he was not a fan of anything brewed south of the Murray River.
While very similar in appearance, shrimp and prawns are two distinct species. Prawns tend to be larger than shrimp, and often taste sweeter. There are more varieties of shrimp, too. Both animals have 10 legs, but prawns have pincers on three pairs of legs, while shrimp just have one clawed duo
Did not know that, thought they were the same thing. Cheers
Look, just gimme a yabby instead.
@@7thlittleleopard7 Totally with ya. But not on the barbie
@@GarnetDart Oh, yeah nah. Gotta be in vinegar. p:
There you go! You learn something everyday. 😊
Go easy on the Kiwis, Ryan! They're ours!
Not to mention the fact that they have a very good cricket team, one which hits ours 'for a six' whenever it suits them.
Don’t knock the magpies! They have the most beautiful song and are actually really funny and playful.
I call them "Maggies". There are a mob of them on my property. I usually direct foul language at them, but they ignore me. Smart birds.
When they're after you they aren't playful. Try crossing a field as kid that a magpie doesn't want you to cross.
@@flain283 I’ve never been swooped, but none of us are ever in a good mood 24/7 🤪
Ryan’s face when he said number 10 and compared it to gun laws in USA. 😮
Ding Is not a dog it's the Asian wolf, to say Australia in Australia it's pronounced straya.
@@williammcmahon4958 Before he turned to serious acting { Spielberg's "Munich"), Eric Bana was a comedian on Aussie TV. He was the ultimate Aussie yob [or bogan]. Loved his over-the-top Aussie accent: "Da Ful-web spida ate moy dingo, mite!'.
That guy is extreme even to me and I am an Aussie.
This IS the Australian sense of humour!!! Embrace it!!!!
You clearly have come across Isaac the Butsman Butterfield. The man's thing is crossing every fkn line imaginable. Any line people shouldn't cross, he is a country length ahead. My brother and I went to see him live, 1st time we went to a stand-up, it was hilarious. He can take heckling like Jimmy Carr. Fkn legend
I love that Bluey's doing his own thing now, fkn love that guy!
He is only funny to other meatheads
@@Lnch4ALion 💤😴
@@Thelonedrifter exactly. Sleepy meatheads 🥱
That's the nature of comedy - to cross all the borders and poke fun at all the things. That said, I'm more of a fan of smart comedy over offensive comedy, but I do like some of his jokes.
How about "Do you speak English?"?! I had a woman from Florida ask me that after I had just welcomed her - speaking English!😅🤯
If she'd have tried that nonsense on me I would have said, "Pudota Kuollett, kousipaa", which is Suomi [the Finnish language]. It's very crude and rude.
For reference, the Australia vs NZ thing is all a laugh really, we've called each other sheep "effers" for generations. But it's all in good fun. 😂
Isaac nailed it - this is why it annoys me when you say "happy arvo". We don't sound like that.
We do use the word arvo but I never hear anyone say "happy" arvo. I hear "this arvo" or "in the arvo", that's common, but if you're wishing someone well we just say full words like "good afternoon".
Every time I hear happy arvo I do wonder if anyone has taken the time to explain that nobody says that.
Me too, i love this channel, but happy arvo, just makes me cringe!!
Ryan knows it’s not the done thing. He does it as his catch phrase & as a laugh. It’s completely harmless.
I think it's cute. Sure, we don't use it like that, but he's trying to bond with us. Let him have this. God knows, we've all done similar when it comes to other languages.
@@kyliemitchellharper6872 the fact that it makes ypu cringe...makes me cringe. Personally, I love it
That was funny, your reaction was priceless.
When I was in America this lady followed my around the stores and finally approached me saying 'Do you Aussies really throw Shrimp on the Barby? I didn't even know what a shrimp was, if she only said prawns!! I would know wth she was saying lol 👌I felt a bit silly myself I may add ✌such is life😎 Another person also said to me I spoke great English 🤗
It never fails to amaze me that the Yanks are such "dills". Crikey!
Cracked up when Ryan tried to say "How are you goin' Mate"? 😂 Sounded like someone constipated trying to do a s#!t 😂😂😂
We were camped near the Rock, completely isolated but in a caravan park, and dingoes were howling outside at night. I told my young children, do not leave this tent at night. You need to pee at night. We go with you . Kangaroos, we have them in our neighbourhood at night. We don’t go for a walk at night. Big bucks are BIG and ready to defend. X
Yep, kangga's are all quite cute... till you run into a big red! 😂
Skippy isn't as friendly as some Aussies would like other Aussies to believe.
The case of the death of Azaria Chamberlain when a dingo (native wild Australian dog) divided Australia because the police tried to pin it on the mother, Lindy Chamberlain. Some said she did it, others said she didn't-a dingo did it. She was convicted of killing Azaria with no proof and no body and witnesses weren't allowed to testify. After many years of fighting, to get Lindy out of jail, she was pardoned but Lindy wanted a 'not guilty' verdict when they finally found the missing matinee jacket. A book called Evil Angels was written by a reporter who followed the case at the time and later, Lindy wrote her own account of the horrifying incident. Dingoes have a bite force estimated to be around 400 psi (pounds per square inch), while a wolf's bite force is estimated to be around 1200 psi. The strongest animal known for biting is the saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus). It holds the title for the most powerful bite force of any living animal at around 3,700 psi (pounds per square inch). A dingo expert said that indeed a dingo could carry a baby in its mouth without dragging it on the ground. It has strong neck muscles and has been seen carrying a kangaroo in this manner.
This guy is flipping hilarious! I’m an Aussie and didn’t know he existed!!! Love it…what a legend
Isaac Butterfield is awesome ❤ He's hilarious and so is his gorgeous wife Clare, he has his channel and another one for the Mum And Dad Show which they host together. His Dad is a famous footy player for the Newcastle Knights, Tony Butterfield. Binge his videos, you won't regret it 😂
The Buttsman is a crack up. He has the Aussie rant weighed off..................... fair dinkum, starve the lizards and stone the crows, you'd be flat out like a lizard drinkin to get better, fair suck o' the sav................
He is spot on. They are prawns, and that is all we call them. Saying anything else is "Coming the raw prawn". And we don't chuck em on BBQ's. You chuck a snag on a barbie. Strewth.....................
As an Australian who currently can’t afford to get the roo dent out of my bonnet I concur with his theories on kangaroos
I love this channel, it always puts a smile on my dial when Ryan says happy arvo
It has the opposite effect on me. I find the channel irritating and yet still tune in - not sure what that says about me?🤨
@@carbine5378masochistic tendencies 😲🤣
Yep, I like his honesty.
But his memory is shit lol.
Keep tryin Ryan 👍😉😂😁
It doesn't bother me much but I would prefer that he said good arvo, or even better, g'darvo
I love it when I hear “Happy Arvo” ❤
If I remember correctly that first clip was in Cairns Far north Queensland and the cyclists were cops, I believe the guy in the car ended up getting a fine for driving on the bikepath
Cool! 😂
Long story short, prawns and shrimp are not the same.
It's not just different names for the same things, they are different species of crustacean.
It's kinda like with lobsters and crayfish, they're not the same thing.
Fair dinkum, mate. You've got it right.
Your reaction to the Yeast skit was PRICELESS!
It’s Australia. Thick skin my friend with a big dose of humour. 😊
Butternuts ain't a true blue Aussie! He's a Bogan. Not an aussie!!
Bogan is the term for the stereotype of a common quintessential easy going down to earth Aussie. Bogan is meat pies, footy, Holdens, thongs, ACDC, vegemite, VB, goon bags, flannel shirts, labouring jobs, tank tops, and swearing as part of regular language.
Yeah, speak for yourself...😂
@@grandmothergoose A bogan is NOT an "easy going Aussie". That's a true blue Aussie. Bogan is that particular brand of aggressively Aussie-esque, unselfaware idiot who waves their ignorance as a badge of honour and is proud of ruining other people's day because they think they're always right. Cashed up bogans are another level of horror again, because they have the money to really do some damage and they think nothing of doing it.
It's not the beer-, cricket- and footy-loving that makes you bogan, it's the lack of care for anyone else and the lack of humility that does it.
That said, I don't think Isaac is a bogan in real life, he just plays that as a character on his channel.
More aussie than you by the sounds of it 🤔
The twist with the man driving down the bike path was the 2 cyclists were off duty coppers (policeman). They caught up with him eventually.
They still should have been using the bike lane. It's so annoying having to drive around cyclists. They slow you down on busy roads. And the guy was right, so much money gets spent on stuff like bike paths. If they're not going to use them, then the money should have been spent on something more useful.
Hi Ryan. That bloke is hilarious. Needless to say, Ausies swear a lot. We do behave when we go out in public (most of the time).
Love your channel. It's great to see us through an American's eyes.
Not all of us, mainly just Bogans
Oi, mate. We Aussies love to curse, and we do it with impunity. When you refer to your best mate as a c**t that's considered a compliment. 'Strewth.
The guys on the bikes were off duty police officers. He was arrested and charged.
He was a tad intense Ryan. Not your average Aussie. Lol.
Not the snobs anyway..😂
"A dingo ate my baby" - I remember this on Aussie national news when I was living in the Northern Territory's outback - they were a predatory wild dog that couldn't be trusted.
Funny thing the two dudes on the bikes were off duty cops and ended up charging the car driver😅😅😅 hardly fair
Ryan your reactions were priceless.
It will be 43 years in August this year,since that tragic incident at Ayers Rock ie Uluru. And its not a laughing matter, i was 8 at the time and the police were asking everyone, have you seen anything strange. And the police wanted confirmation that your children were yours.Yeah it was pretty scary as a kid ,hearing police talking to you parents, and then your parents asking the police what happened. 👋💕🇦🇺
I was about 8, but im an hour north of sydney, but i still clearly remember hearing Lindy say a dingo took my baby!! They played it over and over for years after.
It was 43 years ago, not 41. Azaria was taken on 17 August 1980.
Back in the 80s a family were camping at Ayres Rock, when a dingo snuck into the tent and dragged a tiny baby out, and it was never found. Unfortunately the parents were blamed for murder and the mum Lindy Chamberlain was jailed. After a few years the babys knitted jacket was found away from the camping site and they realised the baby was actually taken and not murdered.
We are a sweary lot, aren't we? 😂
I found this guy comforting. I know I swear too much but I couldn't get near this bloke (although I'm pretty sure he does it for effect)
9:33 the water in our toilet doesn’t spin, because we have a different flush system, starting with the fact that WE DON’T HAVE A SWIMMING POOL IN OUR TOILET BOWLS!!!! Is it any wonder California has been having droughts when you waste a small municipal reservoir every time you flush???
I have 6 kangaroos in my front yard right now, they come every night. We call shrimp PRAWNS, guns are illegal in Australia & snakes are everywhere & Magpies are not all scary I feed them & their babies all the time & cyclist are worse than kangaroos on the road in the way of cars & we have huge cycle paths I mean huge. Love your videos & thank you for sharing them & yes I’m an Australian 🇦🇺
And yet I feel like we still don't have enough bike paths
I actually checked the toilet thing when I saw that Simpsons episode and the water didn't spin at all. It kind of churned under toward the front and then over toward the back. The only conclusion I could come to was that Australian toilets are completely different to American ones.
Check the bath water.
Any sink hole will do!
Just look at the weather map in the northern hemisphere a hurricane spins anti clockwise. In the southern hemisphere a cyclone spins clockwise. Sorry a boring fact. Not as much fun as checking shit in a toilet bowl
Hi Ryan, thanks for another amusing video. Just to be clear - there are two very different animals - shrimp and prawns. Aussies mostly have prawns, which are usually quite large.
Current genome studies show that dingoes are descended from wolves, dogs are descended from dingoes.
You totally got the accent with your third howyagoinmate.
More like, "how yer 'gowyn, mite".
@@jslasher1 Def not "mite" where I come from, Sydney. That sounds more like an American trying to say "mate." We say "mayte."
Why the apostrophe?
@@Bellas1717 Matye? That’s a new one to me. Well, here in B’Hill mate comes out sounding like mite. You with me?
@@jslasher1 Sure, but may-te, not matye. My Dad worked in Broken Hill for quite some years. Lot of respect for the place and the people.
He's too young to remember when we Aussies rode Kangaroos... Back in the depression, very few families could afford to buy and feed a horse. So the kids rode kangaroos to school and the pouch was a handy place to keep your school books the only problem was that in winter, you had to have a lamb in each pocket to keep your hands warm😊
I do think, mate, you are handing me a very large raw prawn.
😂
I live 35 mins from the Perth city and there are kangaroos everywhere. Def don't ride them though.
What I thought I was the only person here that lives in Perth I'm only 15mins away from Perth
I love that you get his humour, also he’s known for being a comedian that really tests the boundaries of offensive humour and that’s why we love him so much. I saw him live and was laughing the whole time it was amazing
Foster's beer was created in Australia over 100 years ago by 2 New Yorker brothers who immigrated to Melbourne. And yes, it was popular here, but I guess because it was sold off to an overseas conglomerate, Aussies stopped drinking it. Around the same time a whole lot of other boutique style beers were coming out like Pure Blonde low carb. It is still considered an Australian beer to overseas ppl but now owned by Japan's Asahi group
I remember it been heavily advertised on TV in the 80s and early 90s but then just stopped, even sponsorships!
@@DRKDNCR phhst-ahh, "Fosters Lager, it's got the flavour, that's taken it all around the world"... (or so went the tv add, back in the 1980s).
Foster's never made any money here they couldn't even give it away to Aussies 😂
They stopped drinking it, because it was piss weak, dish washing water... sounds like melburnians & this is why when down Melbourne way I wasn't able to get a decent beer!
Some days you just need to down a schooner of Tooheys Old at the old watering hole.
They bred them too soft down there in Vic 🤣
@@pete6790 I liked it, Pete!
Seinfeld is to thank for the “a dingo ate my baby” line. I’m not sure if it was internationally known that it did actually happen, or foreigners just thought it was a funny line from Seinfeld taking the piss out of Australia.
On a lighter note, Isaac’s humour is satire. We aren’t actually that offended by these things. We are more likely to just roll our eyes and say “gee, haven’t heard that one before”.. haha.
They are prawns 🦐
As a female I laughed about the yeast so I’m guessing he can say it. 😂😂😂
Steve's death was a tragic accident. Steve was interacting with the stingray and the barb in its tail struck him in the heart. Stingrays are usually harmless. Only some sting, the others have that barb.
We are allowed to say this stuff by virtue of being Australian. I knew this Vietnamese girl who tried to swear like an Aussie... long story short when I was done "having a chat" with her she spoke like a saint 😇
We call them prawns because that’s what they are. Shrimp are a completely separate species. There are many differences here are some. Prawns have three sets of clawed legs shrimp have only one. Shrimp carry their fertilised eggs in a thin sack just below the abdomen. Prawns release their eggs into the open ocean instead of carrying them. There are other differences but one similarity is that both prawns and shrimp have ten legs
Hey, Ryan, the guys on the bikes turned out to be cops! Hahaha 😂 True!
That last clip actually was 2 off duty coppa's goin'for a pedal n the driver was charged for driving on a footpath 😅😅😅😂 he didn't stop but they got his number plate
i must say i do prefer the more calmed down version of the Issac we get more recently, like i love a good swear but this is pretty full on 😂
Our toilet water doesn’t spin because we don’t have loos half fully water….
Australian toilets use a completely different flushing method to American ones. American toilets are half-full and the flush (usually/hopefully!) starts a siphon action which drains the, by then, very full bowl, hence the spiraling drainage. Australian toilets (and I think much of the world) have a much more literal "flushing" action - release a large volume of water into the bowl and flush the contents out. There's no "spiral" in an Aussie dunny 😀🚽🌪
The siphon method is also why American toilets seem to be incredibly easy to clog.
Also, the ‘half flush/full flush’ toilet is an Australian invention.
There are shrimps but they are tiny (usually on pizzas or special fried rice) but they're never barbecued. Prawns, however are much bigger and are sometimes barbecued.
Dingoes are considered wild dogs rather than domesticated dogs. They have adapted to the harsh Australian landscape and thrive in a semi-wild state. Dingoes exhibit a unique appearance, characterized by a lean and athletic body. They have a bushy tail, erect ears, and a head resembling that of a domestic dog.
In reference to the Dingo ate my Baby comment, look into the Linda Chamberlain case.
Linda? Na, I think it's Azaria.
Vegemite is great. I had it recently on toast, with a poached egg amd a sprinkling of tasty cheese. Was pretty awesome 👌
Nobody eats eggs with Vegemite.
Omg yes. Sourdough, Vegemite Avacado, and eggs
French Ozzie here. Took me 20 years to try Vegemite. I actually like it. It is similar to anchoyade ( anchovy paste) or tapenade (olive paste)
I hate Vegemite. My late Mum loved it.
I prefer Marmite. Eos. 😊🖖
I mean, i'm aussie, it's a savory spread. So I think egg with it would be pretty awesome actually. Maybe OP is on to something.@@johannagrace7768
Catching up with a mate - 'G'day mate; how are they hanging?' response - 'A little low and to the left'. Then get on with the important stuff.
“F U, goose goose, honk honk”, 😂 I peed myself 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂and it’s so bloody true 😂😂😂 your reaction was hilarious. Take care and cheers for sharing 👍🙏❤️
"You can't say this stuff" Why? He is only telling the truth. At the end he said " Me Dick Stick's " He had another catch fraise but every where he went people would shout it at him. He got sick of it so he changed it to something people don't want to shout out in public. 🤣It apparently worked.
Vegemite originated from the sediment at the bottom of a barrel of beer so it’s actually beer yeast and salt
Loved how you said. " How ya goin mate" real fast..... sounded like you were sneaking. 😂😂😂
Your “howyougoingmate” cracked me up… so close and yet so far. Kinda sounded like a sneeze lol
This Was bloke will never get the Aussie accent correct. I migrated here 36 years ago, and it takes a great effort to get it right. A Kiwi accent is much easier, believe me. End thets the truth!
Tip... pretend like there are no sibilances or hard consonants, and run the words together... and drop the "h". AYA-GOA-MAY.
@@ianoz1 Not even close, mite!
@@jslasher1 LOL. Close enough to not be understood. The real challenge is to speak Oz without moving your lips at all. Only the truly linguistically gifted are capable of this. I'm sure you've encountered a few in your travels.
Aussies eat prawns which are bigger than shrimp. Although we can cook them on the BBQ, a lot of Aussies eat prawns cold, due to our hot weather. Prawns come with the shell on so we have to peal them before we eat them. When we eat them hot it's usually in a pasta dish or rice dish such as garlic prawns and rice or Chilli prawn pasta.
We do eat prawns cold, but just for clarification they are first cooked.
Yabbies are the superior shellfish, though. Granted, can't get them often, but amazing in vinegar.
Yabbies are a small freshwater crustacean, a mini lobster maybe.
I haven't seen them in Sydney because this is a saltwater port.
@@elli4210 eh, shellfish enough in my book. they fishy with a shell. XD
Sad you guys don't get them Sydney-side though, but it makes sense being that they're usually found in freshwater areas.
@@elli4210 In Queensland we don't typically eat yabbies or call yabbies a superior shellfish. We mostly use them for fish bait.
I lived in Indiana for 5 yrs after leaving the Aussie Army. I was a pramadic in Ft Wayne. First I was an oddity and was asked to say "Aussie things." So I swore in Aussie and nobody even knew I was insulting them. After the first year I started getting really pissed off. So anyone who asked, AKA telling me to speak in Aussie and I would say, "I am speaking Aussie, can't you tell by my accent"'. If they didn't give up I would tell them shut the fuck up. I am a human. I was asked stupid questions about roo's, koalas, etc. I reinforced their fears about Drop Bears, Kangawallafoxes and the other deadly wildlife we have. There were times when people treid to copy my accent and the Aussie vernacular and I told them to shut up immediately otherwise they would meet my wrath. It was known that I was Aussie Army and sometimes got into fights with U.S. Veterans because of the so called U.S. military superiority. I beat them. We are glorified and villified at the same time. I am gflad I came home to Oz after saving a few hundered of U.S. lives.
Yer, mate, and the effing Yanks are so dense they wouldn't appreciate your efforts.
Im part of a small living group of people that can say "ive held a blue ringed octopus and a gun"(not simultaneously).
I can tell you that holding the gun didn't scare the crap out of me like the octopus did.
keep pumping out videos Ryan, really appreciate the content!
Please do, 'cause your f'ing comments result in my pissing myself laughing no end.
Another thing that you shouldn’t say to an Aussie.
You won’t find any shackle marks on my ankles.
Shrimp are called PRAWNS in Australia! Paul Hogan used the American term Shrimp in an advert on US TV to attract Americans to visit Australia.
I used to live in Sydney, and I had an American couple ask me where the kangaroos are. I pissed myself laughing.
There’s kangaroos around and even in bits of other cities (all over suburbs of Canberra)- why does Sydney miss out?
@@cuteanimalseverywhere7620 'Cause the rents are too dear.
In fairness, the video is more just taking the piss and obviously a more comedic thing. At least that's how I view it, and kind of expected from a comedian
Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me Kangaroo down. 😂🤣😂
Awkward
@@WarLordArtos Why is it awkward?
That was marvelous
Im watching all of your stuff today, or at least i have for the last few hours. Awesome entertainment.
We Aussies certainly are a different breed. Get you and your wife's arse over here and check it out yourself.
$50 says you don't want to go back home.
VB vic bitter
Never take Australian humour personally or any humour personally and if you can relate to it find the funny side of it and you'll be alright, but if you take it as a go at you. I'll give 40 cents to ring a Chaplain maybe he will care .... but really you can say what ever you want to us lol love your reviews from Aust.