Christ, the guy who wanted to remove your son reminds me of a homeowner's association. The spawn is going to end up having no personality to it if he get's his way lmao
2:58 interesting to see THAT on the walls here. I was able to find the artist: zelamir. Let's just say it's cut off for a reason Don't ask why or how, i just did
My high school offers online health class over the summer so you don't have to take the class during the school year and I'm currently taking a test. This really helps elevate my iq and will help me pass the test. Thank you poke!
@@gilbertf.4400 a little bit of everything. Some were sexist, some were simply rude, I saw one guy threaten to dox toxic (of course that person is most likely a 9 year old so whatever) and others were organizing raids to attack toxic on twitch. It was really weird and undeserved on toxics part
Yes father!
The splegg lives!
Spleggified I love you
Splegg is life : )
Yes
I bet this isn’t actually the real Splegg!
Mason is a neanderthal if he thinks you're bad
Didn't know Keanu Reeves watched you man. This really do be an epic gamer moment.
You're breathtaking!!
Pizza Cat No! You’re breathtaking!
this the type of youtube of comments i like
Poke straight up got attacked in this for no reason, these boomers don’t understand the splegg
Can your intro just be meme edits from now on?
Daniel Sambar let’s hope
I second this.
Oh my god these bass boosted intros keep getting better
Toxxxic attacks 3 times:
Poke attacks once [maybe twice]
Toxxxic: No no no no no no no
Poke:???
6:33
Feminism In a nutshell
^^ fr
@@cCeLeRy123 true
@@Janus-yv8zm tf do you mean? He has a sharp 5 axe ( I think its 5 ). He deals way more damage. She was probably 1 hit ya fucking twat
Yall getting triggerd lmao
I get attacked for existing
dont worry my funky friend
You are my fav disc owo
@Tony Malone found Schlatt's alt
As you should. You are an offense to nature
fuck you stal idiot
5:54 THATS SUCH AN UNDERRATED JOKE
Did I hear sea pickle?
pokay give me your sea pickle
GrOw FoR mE
I sea pickles
Ur pfp gave me flashbacks
Tallestmiz747 black ops 2 lobby kind of flashbacks
alternate title: SMPLives HOA bullys shop owners
alternate title²: SMPLive demonstrates why capitalism is bad.
12:42
Rare photo of Thanos after he snapped the entire universe out of existence
*Circa 2019*
*Colorized*
4:25
cscoop: *racks gun*
Pokay: "AHHHH"
Wouldn't racking a gun be more like... putting it away
This whole ep is poke getting pissed
Hey! Leave grian out of this!
Their intense arguments made me more uncomfortable than when my parents argued before their divorce.
Are u gonna sue him now?
Same. Like... actually same
DeanDiamond poke was just defending his splegg, cant sue the man for that
I love how his infinity gauntlet is on the wrong hand
Yeah what a noob
Technically the gauntlet was first made for the left hand, but that was a fake according to Thor’s sister.
When he snaps, half of all life gets cloned.
Thanos wears it on his left hand, but everyone else on the right hand
It’s so you can see it at all times
bruh people really getting mad at people joking in a Minecraft server smh
Omg thanks for the love poke, i really enjoy your content!
14:15 "ooga"
you uploaded this on jahs deathday... when you asked stinkster to play moonlight by jah i knew this was a bruh momentum.
bleak nah ON JAH?!
Jah sucks peen
@@user-yr5yx8jg7o on jah
Mystery Wolf: Wait what...
bleak nah same
My son, he is sick.
F
this video is full of negativity from the other streamers, while pokes positivity just shines
Make a business deal with Schlatt to combine Schlattcoin, dumbasscoin, and Splegg together into a super crypto
15:56 Pokay’s screech sounds just like Homer
14:20
It's a part of him
bro that intro is *breathtaking*
You're breathtaking!!! :D 😃👉
Monch monch oh yeah mmm oooh wow mhmh monch raw beef awwww yeah mmm chah oh jeez
Christ, the guy who wanted to remove your son reminds me of a homeowner's association. The spawn is going to end up having no personality to it if he get's his way lmao
Yeah hes a lil bitch
Yeah fuck that guy i would have killed the guy when he destroyed the melon
bruh y'all really getting mad over people joking around in a game smh
Roberto Marú hey that “maximillianmus” guy sent people to Attack someone who’s dad died. I’m not surprised he and his fans are bitch boys.
MinKingpin he was still being a dick, wasn’t even joking either he even said he was serious later
Woah, roastedjames? The guy who escaped the lava?!?!?!?!
“Fucking stal is stuck in my head”
**immediately checks to see if JSchlatt is in the server**
2:58
interesting to see THAT on the walls here. I was able to find the artist: zelamir.
Let's just say it's cut off for a reason
Don't ask why or how, i just did
I found it as well and @ed im on discord with the original
Mega yeet
okay but that intro BOMB AS HELL
Very swag yes bro stand up for spleeg rights
3:28 soulless 4
Keanu Reeves in the intro?! Now that's a like from me.
I never skip the ads just for you dad!
My Mother walked in when you talked about pickle topic, I'm now questioned about my sexuality :^) feelsbadman
Headphones.
I liked the Dragon Ball Last night, that I didn’t understand at all.
People who drink and pee at the same time have big brain
This is what skyrim npcs wish they could do when you kill a chicken
No one:
Literally no one:
haters in the comments: REEEEEEEE EVERYONE IS EVIL START A RIOT AGAINST EVERYONEEEE
What happened in the video tho
Captain Lego ..stfu cringe
Pokay: "WHO WANTS TO SUE ME NEXT??"
people: *Sues Pokay*
Pokay: :0
Father please could you make the keanu intro your permanent intro
HE DID THE EARRAPE INTRO EVERYBODY REJOICE
3:33 is my favorite deathgrips song
Hi ben
court cases are the fucking worst now, we need a new way to settle shit
15:58. “what the eggy”. 😂😭
15:54 was that Homer Simpson
Breathtaking intro
4:26 SMP Live : Poke fucking dies
James and Poke are like Goku and Vegeta.
mmm yes the og intro is back but also spiced up
The splegg issue is a prime case of land speculation gone awry... Henry George is turning in his grave.
How does Stinkstee get a banner on his shield at 3:31
Pokay fuck I’m slow thanks dawg
I love how your spring is just NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
bruh can we get grian on smp live?
I'll be nice but he's already busy with hermit craft
@@gilgamesh7633 also i cant really see that mixing well
that would be amazing but hes pretty family friendly, im sure he curses outside the videos but i dont think he fits in
last time I heard a swear word come out of his mouth was when crafted movie was still a thing
@@nva6089 to be fair, family friendly TH-camrs like antvenom, Michalmcchill, and CaptainSparklez all joined
It’s funny how everyone is starting to actually hate eachother
THE BASE BOOST IS BACK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh god oh fuck i just realised poke has the infinity gauntlet
Poke is by far the most enjoyable to watch
YES THE INTROVIS BACK YESSSSS
power of the spleeg is to great
Actual baby rage destroying the melon box
the gunshot when cooper shot you scared the shit out of me
s p l e g g
you are breath taking
you are all breath taking
Glad I was able to watch this live
Bruh all the haters jealous cause they ain't even friends with a gamer girl
"INLOVE YOU"
-Pokgay
ive contracted fucking mental disorders from watching this video
Why isn’t big shrimpin’ on the server?
He is
I love franzj in the background
15:55 He sounded like Homer Simpson xd (when he screams for falling off)
14:47 Shit, a rat
14:44, he smashh
14:46 smashh butten
smash like
Yo it's Minecraft calm down everyone
My nigga this is not a game lmao
this is a lifestyle
This is *b l o c k g a m e*
“I have a sharpness 5 diamond axe”
How?
Sharpness V Enchanted Book
Comments: "the girl is so [insert sexist or bad thing"
*Everyone disliked that*
Seamus Gill this girl is so gayyyyyyyyy get roflcoptered
probably because her only personality trait is that she’s a woman and she flirts with everyone
My high school offers online health class over the summer so you don't have to take the class during the school year and I'm currently taking a test. This really helps elevate my iq and will help me pass the test. Thank you poke!
Never mind. It did the opposite.
Poke throws James off a cliff for a splegg
My son
hes sick
The new intro is back LEZZZZZZ GETTTIT
What's up with all of the white knighting for toxic? I haven't seen any negative comments about her.
Pretty sure they got so bad poke might have deleted them
Poke had to delete them cause it was really bad
Damn really? What were they sexist, or was it aimed more specifically at toxic for other reasons?
@@gilbertf.4400 a little bit of everything. Some were sexist, some were simply rude, I saw one guy threaten to dox toxic (of course that person is most likely a 9 year old so whatever) and others were organizing raids to attack toxic on twitch. It was really weird and undeserved on toxics part
If you look in comment replys you might see some bad ones
the bass boost is back baby
I like how mad they are over someones build in minecraft
New keyboard?
Splegs sound like someone with a long neck and a beefy body saying that
how fo you do that fast music block thing
M A C R O
@@noahlovesbubbles idk what that is but thank you
Clik fasd
When you were yelling chickens the car window was open and an Indian lady went by and gave me the weirdest look
Homie said MELON LAMP
14:20 thank me later.
I like how the intro is still flush with the screen
The edit at 4:25 made me laugh so much
12:31 Haha lul he just said the funny gay trap line lul xd
funny
14:44
This isn't epic at all
But wanna know what is epic?
Splegg lives on!
Grum
Hey pokay I got banned from jawshes stream for saying the name of your axe
ConnorEatsPants: Now I can ban you from mine
Why do I recognise your name? Explain yourself!
Bruh, as one of Joshes mod he was making the chat extra family friendly to get partner because he got denied partner because of his chat
@@xtera5718 you egg
Did the rules change? Why are so many people wearing iron armor?
maybe because they're just throwing diamonds around or losing their armors to zombie pigmen
I realized halfway through the video that Pokay's axe was called a_sp_nis.
@@theathiestpriest bro poke's channel will get completely demonized if there are bad words located in the vicinity
Spikegamz that’s not how it works
is anyone else like think pokay is the cutest or is that just me...
You uploaded when captain sparkles uploaded
The most difficult choices require the stronkest will
white girl alarm activated bro the gamers are on their way