MGS3 - Every Injury & Medical Condition

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  • @xSinicle
    @xSinicle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6531

    You forgot "crippling incurable depression" after killing The Boss.

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      HideousKojima Isn't that just PTSD?

    • @xSinicle
      @xSinicle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      ptsd doesnt always equate to depression. and it sounds funnier saying that instead of simply ptsd

    • @jayvalle50
      @jayvalle50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆

    • @lonewanderer1262
      @lonewanderer1262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ooof

    • @Deadwolf27
      @Deadwolf27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Snake: *jumps into Zero's Wheelchair* I have crippling depression

  • @humza1707
    @humza1707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    "Snake, have you been bit by an venomous animal?"
    "Yes...."
    (Sitcom laughing)

    • @nguyeneric4576
      @nguyeneric4576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah* dumb fuck how'd you read it as yes?

    • @MadsMadsen837
      @MadsMadsen837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@nguyeneric4576 who gives a damn, it means the same. Also it was a joke, the sitcom laughing didn't happen either.

    • @Ow-OMG
      @Ow-OMG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@nguyeneric4576 captain toxic

    • @Ow-OMG
      @Ow-OMG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DrTheKay two words = mad triggered libtard snowflake

    • @coel3572
      @coel3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Venom Snake from The Phantom Pain was bitten by venomous snake.

  • @aclevernickname8560
    @aclevernickname8560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2708

    He sounds pretty embarrassed to admit he got bitten by one of his own kind.

    • @puckfaul
      @puckfaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Kunt Cancer "Yeah... :/"

    • @sendylie1774
      @sendylie1774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      But not when he committed cannibalism

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its like a cruel joke
      Like getting killed by your own stand

    • @Ow-OMG
      @Ow-OMG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@guy6327 involves jojo in normal conversations like

    • @daehkcidemos
      @daehkcidemos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simon Belmont _yeah_

  • @rH0und
    @rH0und 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    Look at your body!
    *yep. Looking good*

  • @hawktrain1324
    @hawktrain1324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3250

    *Right eye gets destroyed*
    "It's going to be difficult to see out of your right eye."
    Thanks Para-Medic.

    • @carlosthetruedragon
      @carlosthetruedragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hawktrain13 😂😂😂😂😂 Fucking golden

    • @manncake6828
      @manncake6828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Or use NANOMACHINES!!

    • @Eddie_Glorpo
      @Eddie_Glorpo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Her right

    • @PassTheSnails
      @PassTheSnails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Difficult if not fucking impossible lmao

    • @usvplaylist8758
      @usvplaylist8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Para-Medic: snake have you seen dracula?
      Snake: Nope
      Para-Medic: Oh. Oh well now you can see half of it now!

  • @manuelkfc7916
    @manuelkfc7916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    0:40 *Snake ignites fire in himself*
    "Snake, you got a bad burn"
    Me: I don't think that's just a burn.......

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Not to mention it’s a fucking WP grenade

    • @No0pe
      @No0pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @DrTheKay you though must've had a bad day.

    • @dmz4162
      @dmz4162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @DrTheKay you hear that?
      Of course you didnt hear anyone asking you about your opinion...

  • @NightSkye27
    @NightSkye27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3641

    Protip: Unless it's a leach, poison, Bullet Bees, a tranquilizer dart, or The Fear's arrow, let it heal on its own.
    This will increase your health.

    • @Reoko77
      @Reoko77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +726

      NightBlader
      Actually, i always did this, but i NEVER knew it extends your life. I thought it extended after every boss fight. Im always learning something new about this game, even 10 years later. This is why mgs3 is my fav.

    • @NightSkye27
      @NightSkye27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      I was starting to feel silly about this comment, since after posting it, I noticed a video on this channel all about Snake hurting himself on purpose for a huge health increase.
      At least it was useful. =p

    • @caledavid4174
      @caledavid4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      In your defense you did make it clear what to do here, since the video was mostly for entertainment.

    • @Herodegon
      @Herodegon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I guess it's true what they say about "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"

    • @orangejoe4486
      @orangejoe4486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Tried this... I died

  • @Leekolable
    @Leekolable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    *gets shot in the right eyeball*
    "it's going to be difficult to see out of your right eye"

    • @Hitomora
      @Hitomora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Nah paramedic, I'm just gonna sleep it off, my eye will be fine

    • @bajanga9498
      @bajanga9498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HumbyJ me: no dhit sherlock

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HumbyJ It was the muzzle flare though wasn't it? Not the bullet.

    • @sonicboom126
      @sonicboom126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bajanga9498 r/whoosh

    • @shirtlessdude2935
      @shirtlessdude2935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyepatch assemble

  • @lordofligma
    @lordofligma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    You forgot about heartbreak. You can only get it by killing The Boss.

    • @TorqueTrackReviews60
      @TorqueTrackReviews60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Is that an actual thing if so video link?

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      The moment he killed the Boss, he was already dead.

    • @scrotalbutter
      @scrotalbutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's optional wether or not to kill the boss

    • @lordofligma
      @lordofligma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@scrotalbutter Even if you wait, Snake shoots anyway. Her death is inevitable.

    • @Batcena
      @Batcena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't remind me...*Begans to sob uncontrollably*

  • @darren5365
    @darren5365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    *Snake had a hard life*

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      *blows himself up 15 times with his own claymores*

    • @patrickduffin7912
      @patrickduffin7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's why he's called solid

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm pretty sure most of the snakes did

    • @yaro42
      @yaro42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@patrickduffin7912 um, thats not the one

    • @thesimpletonautum5567
      @thesimpletonautum5567 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yaro42🤓

  • @medicami
    @medicami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    every time he needs to sanitize a wound, he pours the *entire* bottle of disinfectant on the injury

    • @jack.g1825
      @jack.g1825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Wish Master disinfectant.

    • @Gorminofficialandclandestine
      @Gorminofficialandclandestine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Wish Master disinfectant

    • @calvintuano557
      @calvintuano557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Megan McCarthy King disinfectant

    • @Bootsingkats
      @Bootsingkats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Megan McCarthy King, disinfectant.

    • @amx77ln
      @amx77ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Megan McCarthy King disinfectant

  • @gabrielp.m5079
    @gabrielp.m5079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "Yo, Pain, could you stop for a sec? I need to remove this bee from my body, so could you stop shooting me a bit? Thank you."

    • @Heli-Vision
      @Heli-Vision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It’s R E A L I S T I C

    • @pmgboi3691
      @pmgboi3691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Heli-Vision is...is that a "Let's Destroy The Shagohod!" Reference?

    • @jbtheman6058
      @jbtheman6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pain: Oh, OK take as much time as you need.

    • @Z_Viper08
      @Z_Viper08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pmgboi3691 To quote M. Bison
      YES! YES!

    • @BlueSkyBirdies
      @BlueSkyBirdies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Major, I'm trying to fight a boss but I've got a bee in my kidney--"

  • @s.majorkujira2233
    @s.majorkujira2233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    "Snake you've got an arrow stuck in you" That's nothing new Para-medic

    • @holojello8277
      @holojello8277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      S. Major Rain At least it's not an arrow to the knee.

    • @strikerdelta
      @strikerdelta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jetfire68 actually it was his leg

    • @holojello8277
      @holojello8277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The leg is fine. If it hits the knee, game over for Snake's adventuring days.

    • @strikerdelta
      @strikerdelta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jetfire68 it would have been game over had he left it in anyway, it was coated in spider venom.

    • @holojello8277
      @holojello8277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      STRIKERDelta2387 okay

  • @HibachiMan
    @HibachiMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    6:57 Munches on snake intensely .... "This is rotten!"

  • @OrpingtonFeller
    @OrpingtonFeller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Snake is able to cure his wounds with basic medical supplies yet the boss from MGSV somehow manages to got shot 80 times in a mission and proceed to shower all the wounds away.

    • @jamesbailey1908
      @jamesbailey1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      XxX_FATLOSER21_XxX I would have killed for the wounds and cure system to be implemented properly in MGSV. Apparently you can still break bones and have to treat yourself with R2 but it never happened in my whole playthrough

    • @sprky-_-
      @sprky-_- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      James Bailey it's triangle and you just have to fall from a large height or that's how it's happened to me

    • @thehighbutwise5644
      @thehighbutwise5644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      James Bailey It’s rare to happen unless you’re playing like a moron.

    • @fridareminisx
      @fridareminisx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@jamesbailey1908 its kinda rare,it involves jumping from a certain point between normal injuries from jump to dead from falling.the gap is pretty small iirc

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Proof that Venom Snake is the best Snake

  • @Phantom-vu2bh
    @Phantom-vu2bh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Radio: Snake, look at your body!
    Snake: Yep, looking good.
    Radio: *Not there.*

  • @KirTheBeetle
    @KirTheBeetle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    100 billion dollars in debt from medical bills in the United States

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      100 billion dollars???

    • @Snubnosed81
      @Snubnosed81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Dam that’s cheap what insurance does he have

    • @erikturner5631
      @erikturner5631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wumbo Slumbo VA

    • @DarienDragonFox
      @DarienDragonFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@erikturner5631 lmao

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *T E R M I N A L L U M B A G O*

  • @TheRadicalOneNG
    @TheRadicalOneNG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    This actually got me into first aid treatment as a kid. I never needed to actually use it, but the Red Cross class was pretty cool.

    • @bramnemeth565
      @bramnemeth565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      who says video games aren't educational

    • @bajanga9498
      @bajanga9498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bram nemeth EVERYBODY IN MY FAMILY SAYS THAT VIDEO GAMES ARE ADDICTING AS DRUGS AND DONT HELP U AT ALL

    • @bajanga9498
      @bajanga9498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rad Dykal finally somebody with proof that video games can teach u something

    • @c-man9406
      @c-man9406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I have a field medic training just because of video game and now Im really good at drawing a wound

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rad Dykal yea I've played this game before as a kid and I gotta say that it helps my first aid knowledge

  • @LW1773
    @LW1773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Snake_grunts_in_pain.mp4

    • @zonk1913
      @zonk1913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lone Wolf1773 OOH GAAH AAH OOOOF OW

    • @PS3Fan487
      @PS3Fan487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      [SnakePain_Phantom.mp3]

    • @VegettoTico2648
      @VegettoTico2648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      file 1 of 500

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      EUAAARGHHH

    • @ther6sshieldmain937
      @ther6sshieldmain937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zonk1913 no, that’s Krieg from the previous game of the year edition Borderlands 2

  • @an_ordinary_goose
    @an_ordinary_goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    *instructions unclear: lost an arm*

    • @jayvalle50
      @jayvalle50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meta4z lost..... 😆

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Meta4z And got a robot one

    • @thejacobi1656
      @thejacobi1656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Instructions still unclear. Got shrapnel stuck in head

    • @c-man9406
      @c-man9406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JACOB BARRS and it growing longer

    • @Hey-tl8ky
      @Hey-tl8ky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      instructions unclear: lost the ability to see out of one of my eyes

  • @burrito673
    @burrito673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    The absolute disappointment in his voice “snake did you just get bit by a venomous animal ?”
    “Yeah..”

  • @LabyrinthMaster
    @LabyrinthMaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    metal gear solid 3 snake eater but every time someone gets injured it gets 5% faster

    • @igotcrabsyeup
      @igotcrabsyeup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The scene where volgin beats the shit out of you would just make it end instantly

    • @McSlurmz
      @McSlurmz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Video length would be 1:30
      (If you're watching DSP)

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It will speed up quiet fast as soon the boss shows up in person and tosses snake off the bridge.

  • @Arteln
    @Arteln 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I like the instructional video tbh, it used to inspire me when i was a kid to not overreact when you get small cuts and such. Whenever I got a little cut or a small wound, I would just think "Snake had went through worse, this is nothing".

  • @Capbarrelhead
    @Capbarrelhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    This was the aftermath of you extending your life bar

  • @godsrighteous_man
    @godsrighteous_man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Snake, you have multiple clones, you will need to go through several games defeating them.

    • @PassTheSnails
      @PassTheSnails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lonely Stranger To fix this, go into the survival viewer and open “CURE”. Sell your copy of MGS 4 and 5, and use the money to buy all versions of MGS 3. This should cure your cancer nicely.

  • @justrandomstuff6828
    @justrandomstuff6828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Leeches? How do they taste?

    • @helpme2488
      @helpme2488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Uhh poison very bad poison

    • @Sweep1209
      @Sweep1209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You know what they say, taste like chicken

    • @NikSem65
      @NikSem65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pretty good

    • @outrunnerd2004
      @outrunnerd2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I could go for some more!

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *_T A S T Y_*

  • @icydata1233
    @icydata1233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Why does the video quality of the little sequence which shows what snake does to the wound get worse and worse?

    • @GuyOnAChair
      @GuyOnAChair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They also fucked and when re encoding them thus the severe artifacting and additional compression. The videos are also stretched.

    • @icydata1233
      @icydata1233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh

    • @MamoMark
      @MamoMark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well I don't think they forgot to re-animate, but just didn't have anything to work off of. Those scenes were just pre-rendered videos and there's not much they could do with that.

    • @bcordone
      @bcordone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think they didn't get all pixelated on the original PS2 version. I remember the little video showing you what the shagohod fuel tanks look like on the radio would glitch very badly,

    • @MamoMark
      @MamoMark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe because the HD version renders at a higher resolution we see them? The PS2 outputted obviously much lower, so maybe we never noticed it.

  • @retrogamingguitarist5961
    @retrogamingguitarist5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Update: The gunshot healing animation is in the HD version but it's very rare and was changed slightly. In the original PS2 version, Snake digs the bullet out from the right part of his chest, it was changed to him digging it out of his left arm in the HD version.

    • @alter4565
      @alter4565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, Legit. I really saw HD Version gunshot healing animation. But, about PS2 Version healing animation, sadly I did not saw it. I do not have MGS3 not HD Version.

  • @DontMessWithLuigi
    @DontMessWithLuigi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Snake are you calling me while on fire?"
    Snake: what do I do

  • @aurora0023
    @aurora0023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    09:28 No, it wasn’t removed. It’s just very difficult to get because the bullet hast to be in a very specific place for it to be triggered. (I think it was somewhere slightly below the left shoulder)
    He’ll take the knife cut the wound open and will then proceed to dig out the bullet with his fingers, throwing it on the ground

  • @moldyburrito3502
    @moldyburrito3502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Lemme guess, next video : “MGS3 - All Healing Frequencies”
    Then after that: “Dame tu Cosita found in MGS3”

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Moldy Burrito And then "Easter Egg found in MGS3 confirmed to be and advertisement of Despacito 3 for the future".

    • @davidchu2001
      @davidchu2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Manuel kfc and the next one is fortnite 2 easter egg found in snake eater

    • @flayncele
      @flayncele 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      David Chu but will it have thanos tho?

    • @AridaneKunOnline
      @AridaneKunOnline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Flacokra 'It will have Battle Royale' -Hideous Kojima

    • @TheLemming1337
      @TheLemming1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I CALL PARAMEDIC AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG, SPOOKY)

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    *eats poison dart frog*
    "IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT FOOD POISONING"

    • @abohsukampret
      @abohsukampret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Food poisoning is caused by eating poisonous food."
      Really? Wow, who could've guessed?

  • @javicabrera2164
    @javicabrera2164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "use the knife to remove" nop, the fork it's better

  • @Grimno
    @Grimno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Fun Fact
    During my playthrough of MGS3 I discovered that if you healed a bullet wound completely EXCEPT for taking the bullet out it'll auto-heal that last bit of recovery, thus finishing the wound, BUT the bullets will remain inside you and not be able to be removed.
    I kept every bullet inside Snake from start to finish. The best was the buckshot in the pelvis.

    • @godzilla995
      @godzilla995 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro never gon be on an airline again he gon set off da metal detectorz😭😭

  • @nightstriker2172
    @nightstriker2172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love the abrupt cuts between Snake's life being half eaten away to him casually using his codec

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's
      A fucking
      RADIO

  • @monks311
    @monks311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Para-Medic, I'm paralyze from the waist down, what do I do?"
    "Okay snake, go to the survival menu and..."
    😂I wish life was easy like that.

    • @carlosthetruedragon
      @carlosthetruedragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rudy Flores MAAAAN

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rudy Flores it has been since I played MGS before but tutorials should be like that or maybe no tutorials but an advice to help you out throughout the game like 3

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Use your knife to readjust your spine. Or use that fork, whatever. Your body should heal instantaneously. Or wait like 5 minutes, that works too."

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      to cure the 80 bullets in your foot, wait 5 minutes or use a fork to dig them out.

  • @Stayoffhereable
    @Stayoffhereable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    6:58 caught me off guard so bad hahaha! Trying not to wake up my roommate from laughing

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saaame

    • @TheRaziz321321
      @TheRaziz321321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Snake eats a snake violently*
      "This is rotten!" 🤣

    • @CurtisLittlechild92
      @CurtisLittlechild92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chomp chomp chomp chomp this is rotten!

  • @annetteso6968
    @annetteso6968 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Snake, look at your body”
    “Yeah, looking good”
    LMAO

  • @EvilPaladin11
    @EvilPaladin11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love the drawn out embarrassed "yeah", when paramedic asks if he's been bitten by a venomous animal.

  • @goldenxbro8039
    @goldenxbro8039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:19
    The way snake says it makes me wonder if it's a daily occurrence for snake

  • @mejonah263
    @mejonah263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:22 I love how she says that so casually and reacts as if it happens all the time....well it does...

  • @christopher9000p
    @christopher9000p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:24 Big Boss to Solid Snake: "I used to be an infiltration expert just like you, but then I took an arrow to the arm."

  • @jayb9310
    @jayb9310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Snake, look at your body!"
    *"Yep, lookin good."*
    The parasites all over him: you are just too kind my good sir

  • @TheVoidwithaVoice
    @TheVoidwithaVoice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:42
    Para-medic: "Snake, you've got a bad burn."
    Snake: *being engulfed by the fires of hell*

    • @Splitpaths
      @Splitpaths หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just add ointment and some bandages

  • @antalgergo2699
    @antalgergo2699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    What about the infamous cold?

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When Kojima did put so much contents and efforts than any other (quick) cash grab game studio.

    • @zorlokarma
      @zorlokarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kojima hides them for people to find 🙃

  • @utes5532
    @utes5532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You get a cut when something sharp hits you"
    Something that apparently needed to be explained to a special operations agent.

  • @ethanedwards3357
    @ethanedwards3357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:36 Actually, if you do that IRL, the leech may vomit into the wound, possibly infecting it.

  • @Kyuubi424
    @Kyuubi424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It seems there will never ever be games with this level of detail any more.

  • @mariobrax3501
    @mariobrax3501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    aaaAAAAAA-
    Snake, your right eye...

    • @carlosthetruedragon
      @carlosthetruedragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would have been so pissed at her😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BawonSamndi
    @BawonSamndi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:22 Since I played this game I always do those noises while crouching down when applying alcohol to minor daily scratches

  • @DerpySnake
    @DerpySnake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Snake, look at your body"
    "Lookin good"
    *"NOT THERE"*

  • @kevssgamingROM
    @kevssgamingROM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The pain!!!!!! The painnn arrrrrgh!

  • @manuelkfc7916
    @manuelkfc7916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    5:50 poisonous food? what did you ate, instant noodles??

    • @KyubiHitashi
      @KyubiHitashi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nope, he ate A Poison dart frog

    • @SwizzyHandle
      @SwizzyHandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      big ass whoooosh

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Vader9 Yeah they are, if you eat it dialy.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erwin Rommel Wait but you died by cyanide poisoning. Not to mention it was fellow Nazi officers that had to do it which was in the direct order of Hitler

    • @itsPikachu
      @itsPikachu ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@jamesvader9 Yeah instant noodles are Harmless!

  • @whatsupbossanova
    @whatsupbossanova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Eats the poisonous frog*
    Snake, in all of his shock: “EEUAGHH it’s poiiison..”

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Dammit Paramedic, it's poisonous!"

  • @beng1603
    @beng1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:20 The one thing I’m always trying to avoid. Striking snakes in games always seem to make my heart jump out!

  • @DSC24
    @DSC24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are the greatest MGS content creator ever and I seriously appreciate the existence of you as a human being.

  • @mskiara18
    @mskiara18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I give my gratitude for the videos you have shared with the Metal Gear Solid games. The informative comments both Snake and the player hears is enjoyable to learn, and grateful that Kojima chose to implement medicinal and survival knowledge in the game.

  • @TechnicSky
    @TechnicSky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:58 I just love how Snake bites and chomps that python, it just sounds and looks so funny

  • @vexium8127
    @vexium8127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I not gay but snake is HANDSOME.

    • @killaquween
      @killaquween 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lexkceus Aggartay it's not gay it's the truth

    • @juanlaise1059
      @juanlaise1059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Everyone's gay for Big Boss.

    • @laminlatrel6402
      @laminlatrel6402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I See People True Feelings Are Coming Out.. LMAO!!

    • @amonkey4707
      @amonkey4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@killaquween you will never reach the tru- wait sorry wrong part

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he isn't thicc like solid snake.

  • @bigbrother3465
    @bigbrother3465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:43 thanks for the jumpscare.

    • @strawb3rrymi1k_
      @strawb3rrymi1k_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *b e e s*

    • @armplanet7524
      @armplanet7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is that a jump scare lool

    • @amonkey4707
      @amonkey4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@armplanet7524 because it surprises people, wich make them jump

  • @doublebeckerpizza
    @doublebeckerpizza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    *Snake eats a rotten snake* BIG BOSS IS A SNAKE EATER

  • @sleeplesswashere
    @sleeplesswashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man his pain tolerance is incredible

  • @writtenfactorforever
    @writtenfactorforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:43 jesus that scared me

  • @xxxirritation5816
    @xxxirritation5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In Snake Eater: Full procedure and preparation
    In The Phantom Pain: *Axe........gives....POWERRRRRRRRR*

  • @cloudnine3573
    @cloudnine3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Snake, look at your body."
    "Yep, looking good."

    • @siriusunknowncicerone6590
      @siriusunknowncicerone6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Not there!"
      "Then where?"
      "See the leeches?"
      "Leeches?"
      "Yeah, you've got leeches all over you."

  • @jimmypetelol
    @jimmypetelol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    MGS3's cure system is ahead of its time even today, no other game shows more complex cure mechanics other than simple "HP" item

  • @LAAV69
    @LAAV69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I read a clickbait article years ago that had mgs3 on a list of “games that tried to be super realistic and failed” or something and it alluded to the survival viewer being “clunky.” It’s definitely not something we see in modern games but the slow pace and the process of individually applying treatment really gets me in the feeling of being in the jungle.

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Someone hit me up when they find the video of snake healing the bullet wound, I wanna see that gory shit.

    • @DerpySnake
      @DerpySnake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think it exists, like the bullet bee, leech and any injections/pills.

    • @sawbladeonftw
      @sawbladeonftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just search up some healing animations from Far Cry 2.
      That should help you wait.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy will have a field day playing Far Cry 2

  • @adventureoflinkmk2
    @adventureoflinkmk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Here's one: you can actually make Snake vomit... Useful for curing stomach aches, food Poisoning, and the like.
    However, do keep in mind of the stamina hit.
    Edit: I believe you spin Snake's model around in the survival viewer, it's been a hot minute since I've played this

  • @gokhanozer2654
    @gokhanozer2654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Snake: getting shot in the eye
    Also snake: Calmly talks medic like nothing happened

  • @jackpandora3160
    @jackpandora3160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Snake did you just get bitten by a venomous animal?"
    ".... yeeaaahhh"

  • @mymanmarty8433
    @mymanmarty8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:58
    when the waiter serves you cooked food after months in the jungle

  • @thegalacticfederation4007
    @thegalacticfederation4007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:00 "Bone Fracture " -Paramedic 1964

  • @Auditer2009
    @Auditer2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *"Burns happen when you're engulfed in flames"*
    The more you know

  • @corey1054
    @corey1054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Burns happen when your engulfed in flames or caught in an explosion"
    Oh really Paramedic? I thought burns happened when I jump into ice cold lakes.

    • @kuj2887
      @kuj2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would be an ice burn. :D

    • @Sukaiba69
      @Sukaiba69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >Ice and Salt challenge

    • @EnteiFire4
      @EnteiFire4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A burn is basically a type of skin damage. Fire is the only one people think of, but you can get ice burns if it's too cold, or chemical burns

  • @wolfhurricane897
    @wolfhurricane897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:37 damn that's gotta hurt.

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Para-medic: I see you got a fracture.
    Snake: so how does it taste?
    Para-medic:????

  • @2ndsnake899
    @2ndsnake899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah, burn wounds... The Fury gave me a HELL of a lot of those damn things. That one boss fight made me go into the Survival Viewer more times than the rest of the entire game.

  • @metalngames509
    @metalngames509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:57. You're welcome.

  • @Clocky4847
    @Clocky4847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Snake, have you been bit by an venomous animal?"
    "Yeaah...."

  • @catnipboi5155
    @catnipboi5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:23
    Snake: gets shot a million times
    ((a single bullet in his body))

  • @eh6466
    @eh6466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    6:58 LOL

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still wonder how he didn't knew it was rotten from the nasty taste

    • @pentawack6694
      @pentawack6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did I cut myself watching that so funny

  • @sharkedog6007
    @sharkedog6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:43
    Quality takes a big shit here

  • @paco_medina0756
    @paco_medina0756 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I hope they keep these little animations of Snake healing in Delta

  • @devanfunderburk9373
    @devanfunderburk9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wish these mechanics stayed in for phamtom pain. Would've been cool.

  • @drunkemonke1995
    @drunkemonke1995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “When you get shot, you’ll sometimes suffer a gunshot wound”
    *woah*

  • @TheDoomMaster
    @TheDoomMaster ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:37 Americans when someone says they'll call an ambulance

  • @Alinarotster
    @Alinarotster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still can't get over that the sound of the film reels with Snake treating himself is the same sound used in Silent Hill 2 with the videotape in the Hotel.

  • @kyucumbear
    @kyucumbear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I lost my shit at "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM THIS IS ROTTEN"

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'VE EATEN THIIIIIS

    • @Plinian5850
      @Plinian5850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maximuffin6395 ITS FROOOOOOOZEEEEEN

    • @fenrirsrage4609
      @fenrirsrage4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      6:57 for those that need a quick way toget there

    • @BlastingBigLoads2
      @BlastingBigLoads2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I WANT SOME MORE*

  • @DariusGOLaru
    @DariusGOLaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Snake:is seconds away from dying
    Eve: *i see you're dying*

  • @saghwteam
    @saghwteam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alternate title :
    Paramedic ASMR for 10 minutes

  • @Delta_2209
    @Delta_2209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cold really was the biggest secret in this game

  • @icydata1233
    @icydata1233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hmm reminds me of how to extend your LIFE bar but just a little bit

    • @guypalperson928
      @guypalperson928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Icydata123 Or... You know Max it out completely like EZ mode.

  • @deletedaccount5828
    @deletedaccount5828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She talked to Snake, very calmly.

  • @natalylopez8174
    @natalylopez8174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -Snake, look at your body.
    -Yep, looking good

  • @tyshegog3281
    @tyshegog3281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When you're hungry
    6:57

  • @P4r4k
    @P4r4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn I forgot how Big Boss was funny in MGS 3. In MGS 5 he's a ghost of himself...

  • @S0renz
    @S0renz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I once got to a spot accessible by The End and waited in 1st-person view. Dude shot me in the back and I quickly went to the survival viewer to remove the dart and ate something to restore stamina. When I left the menu he was frozen in place and I couldn't damage him. He remained like that until I transitioned from that zone to another one then back.
    Thank you for your time. You may now resume scrolling. I wish you a great day/night.

  • @ShiraIshikawa
    @ShiraIshikawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That opening tho, *crack *aaaarrrgggg "I see you have a bone fracture" LOL